Dead Ringers


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This film contains strong language, some violent scenes,

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and some scenes of a sexual nature.

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-You've heard about sex?

-Sure!

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-I've discovered why sex IS.

-You have? Fantastic!

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-It's because humans don't live underwater.

-I don't get it.

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Fish don't need sex, because they fertilise their eggs in the water.

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Humans can't do that, because they don't live underwater.

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They have to internalise water. So, we have sex.

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So, humans wouldn't have sex if they lived underwater?

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-They'd have a kind of sex, but the kind where you don't touch.

-I like that idea!

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-Have you heard of scuba diving? It's new.

-Self-contained underwater breathing apparatus.

-Exactly.

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-Are you thinking what I'M thinking?

-Yeah. YOU ask her.

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Raffaella, will you have sex with us in a bath? It's an experiment.

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Are you kidding? Fuck off, freaks!

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I'm telling my father you talk dirty. Besides, I know for a fact, you don't even know what "fuck" is!

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They're so different! And all because we don't live underwater.

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The morculum is working superbly.

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-Shall I insert the manticulator?

-Please.

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What's the diagnosis?

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Intra-ovular surgery.

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Where did you get that instrument?

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-We had it made for us.

-Really!

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It might be fine for a cadaver, but it won't work with a living patient!

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To our fabulous twins, who have, as mere undergraduates, already brought us glory.

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HEAR, HEAR! < And here it is...

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..in solid gold! Well, er... solid gold plate, that is.

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The Mantle Retractor,

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which is now the standard of the industry. Here's to a brilliant future!

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Here it is!

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-That's wonderful!

-Yeah!

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-They got the pivot pin in backwards.

-Bev, you should've been there.

-I WAS!

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-Well? Are all the necessary parts there, doc?

-Yes, they are.

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-Though there are a couple of extra ones that shouldn't be.

-Not funny!

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Er, no...I wasn't joking.

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Will you excuse me? I'll be right back.

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Elly, I want you to look at this before you go.

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I'm late, Bev. If I fuck up with the chairman's wife,

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-we lose the grant.

-She's a trifurcate!

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I'll be down soon. It's Dr Mantle.

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-Is this Claire Niveau?

-Yeah.

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-THE Claire Niveau?

-Yeah.

-Ooh! What's she doing here?

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A mini-series. She has three agents and a bodyguard in the waiting room!

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-Life is empty without children.

-How did you know?

-Everyone knows that!

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National Enquirer - "Star's life empty without children."

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-I hope The National Enquirer can make her fertile, because

-I

-can't!

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-We'll have to see what

-I

-can do.

-What about the chairman's wife?

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I guess la bella Contessa will have to wait!

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Right! Let's take another look.

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Yes...

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That's fantastic!

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-No one's ever said that about the INSIDE of my body before!

-Surely you've heard of inner beauty?

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There should be beauty contests for the insides of bodies - best spleen,

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most perfectly-developed kidneys. We should have standards of beauty for the entire human body.

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Inside and out.

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I have a feeling YOU do!

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-I'll tell him to fuck off.

-Don't! I need the work.

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This mini-series is paying absolute peanuts.

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-You don't need to be humiliated.

-I've decided... I WANT to be humiliated!

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Tell me about my uterus.

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HE COUGHS

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It has three doorways,

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three cervixes, leading into three compartments in your uterus. Fabulously rare.

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Any trouble with your periods?

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Listen...I'll be late for the meeting. You'll be OK?

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Goodbye, Leo. Remember, I need the humiliation as well as the money!

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I almost never HAVE periods.

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Once or twice a year.

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Not very enthusiastic ones.

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Could I have triplets? One in each compartment?

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-No. It doesn't work like that.

-Really?

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How DOES it work?

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How did it go with la bella Contessa?

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Do we get our grant?

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You were great! Seductive and charming, as usual(!)

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And I think you got your grant.

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Hey! Wait a minute. What's this I hear?

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-It's for US, not just me. For Mantle Inc.

-Yes, yes.

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Did she catch on?

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Hmm!

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"Ah, Contessa,

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"you're looking so... Catherine Deneuve, tonight.

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"And how is Marcello?

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"Due capuccini, per favore. And quickly!

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"The countess is a tigress until she's got her caffeine."

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Hey, come on!

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-I'm not THAT bad!

-You're a little bit smoother in real life!

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-And the movie star - how was she?

-She's expecting you for lunch tomorrow.

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So you'll find out for yourself.

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-Oh, no...!

-Oh, YES!

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It's all set up. The production's rented her this little apartment in Rosedale.

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She'll just be getting out of bed.

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All cosy and warm.

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Oh, Elly, the clinic's booked to the hilt.

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-We've got to pay the rent.

-I'll take your patients.

-Oh, yes!

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I want you to go.

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Bev, you've got to try the movie star.

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She's unbelievable!

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Don't worry. You'll be all right. Just do ME!

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What did you do to me, last night?

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-I'm still vibrating all over!

-I learned it from books.

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I wish more men would read those books!

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-Drink?

-No, thanks.

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Well, doc...

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..what's the prognosis?

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Can I have a baby...or can't I?

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-You're asking me, NOW?

-You said the results would be back today.

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There's no chance of you bearing children.

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I'm not surprised.

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-You've been tested before.

-They said I wouldn't have an easy time getting pregnant.

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But I've been taking...

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..hormone injections.

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And I've been extremely promiscuous!

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I've never...

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..used contraceptives. I've never even thought contraceptive thoughts.

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There are other reasons for not sleeping with just...anybody.

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That's true. I never thought of that.

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Oh, of course, you...

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..had a chance to...check me out...

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..thoroughly... before you jumped on me.

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-Are you that careful? Do you only have affairs with patients?

-I was concerned...

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Am I bad? Is that it?

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You gonna spank me, doc?

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It hadn't occurred to me.

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I've been bad! I need to be punished.

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I need to be punished.

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LOUD SOBBING

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Danuta?

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Danuta! DANUTA!

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Let's splash some cold water on your face. You'll feel much better.

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Elly!

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-What happened?

-Thank God you're back, Bev!

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I'm no good with the serious ones. Why ARE you back?

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I'm just no good with the FRIVOLOUS ones!

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All she wanted was a little slap on the arse, Bev. Yeah?

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Yeah...! I wondered what the fuck my brother had got us into, behind my back!

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She's an actress. She's a flake!

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Plays games all the time. You never know who she REALLY is.

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Yeah.

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I can see that.

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You CAN?

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Yeah!

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When will you see her again? She's called the clinic five times!

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I don't know. Perhaps YOU'D better go.

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Wait a minute!

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-This is serious!

-No, it's not.

-Yes, it IS!

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-If we didn't share women, you'd still be a virgin!

-No.

-You'd NEVER get laid.

-I don't get out much.

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-The beauty of our business, is that you don't HAVE to get out, to meet women.

-I can't do that. It's not...

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-Ethical?

-No!

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It's not SAFE.

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-Well, if you DON'T go and see her...

-What?

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-I

-will!

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And I'll tell her I'm YOU.

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And I'll do terrible things to her.

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What sort of terrible things?

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God...!

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Doctor...you've CURED me...!

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SHE SOBS

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What's the matter?

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I'll never get pregnant.

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I'll never have children.

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When I'm dead, I'll just be dead.

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I'll really never have been a woman at all. Just a girl.

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A little girl.

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You could always adopt a baby.

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It wouldn't be the same. It wouldn't be part of my body.

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Yes, that's true.

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Don't tell! Please don't tell...

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anybody about me. Please don't tell.

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I'm so vulnerable. I'm slashed open.

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Who would I tell? Eh?

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Who would I tell?

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'And with that seal of approval, our fifth bubbly season gets underway.'

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Hey, hey!

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It's the swinger!

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-Yeah! Hi!

-So?

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Er, so, uh...it was nice!

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She's a little crazy, but...sweet.

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-Tell me all about it.

-Later.

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No, NOW! You might forget something later.

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-Some yummy detail!

-I don't want to tell you about it.

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You don't WHAT?

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I want to keep it.

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For myself.

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Listen! You haven't had any experience until I've had it, too.

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-You haven't fucked Claire until you tell ME about it!

-Then I haven't fucked her.

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-There's no point to this discussion, Arlene.

-There IS a point.

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There definitely is. You started with me and won't carry through.

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And...we have a relationship!

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But you test out fine!

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Your husband is the problem. And he probably just needs a sperm wash.

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-If it's only a matter of laundry, why not do it?

-We don't do husbands!

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We do female infertility. We do women. That's our speciality.

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I AM a woman! And I want you to take care of me. I trust you.

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It's hard enough to find someone in the medical profession to trust.

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Arlene, that's...that's wonderful. That's...really wonderful. But we don't do husbands.

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And we don't deliver babies. We make women fertile. That's ALL!

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To achieve things in life, one has to keep life simple. Don't you think?

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Irrigation.

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It's an exaggeration to say that we can make new Fallopian tubes

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using just anything that's handy.

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Those tubes are highly specialised little organs.

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But with the kind of help we can offer the process,

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it is possible to modify several other organs.

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The odd vein,

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or, as today, we're using a femoral lymphatic vessel,

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to take over the function of conveying the egg from the ovary to the uterus.

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What are you taking?

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Let me see... "Dextro-amphetamine resin,

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"dosage form - capsules,

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"7.5 milligrams. Use - short term treatment of obesity.

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"Minor side effects - dry mouth, palpitations,

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"restlessness, unpleasant taste in mouth.

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"MAJOR side effects...

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"..sleeplessness,

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"rapid heartbeat,

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"euphoria."

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Do you want one?

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Where'd you learn all that?

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The Physician's Desk Reference is my favourite bedside reading. As a matter of fact,

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they tell me there's a high incidence of drug use amongst doctors.

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-Is that true?

-Yup.

-Do you take drugs?

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Nope. Well, for pain.

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Pain creates character distortion. It's simply not necessary.

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I'm often in a lot of pain.

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What kind of pain?

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I think...

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..psychosexual.

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I'd say that was a pretty astute diagnosis!

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But I wouldn't recommend you using those for THAT. Who prescribed them?

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When you become a famous actress, doctors are...

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..friendly.

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Will you do me a favour? Will you allow ME to do the prescribing for you?

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Thanks, Arthur.

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-You forgot to sign this, Dr Mantle.

-Oh.

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Sorry.

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Actually, my name's Dennis.

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Sorry! I always get you confused.

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Bye, again!

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If I played squash now, Terry, I'd be dead! I may win, but I'd be dead at the end!

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-Tired?

-Yeah! That one was rough. Were you there?

-I'll watch the tape.

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I'll need it to get the FT paper in shape. Boston's yelling for it.

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Hello, Mary. Then I'll just need your tissue rejection data. How's it going?

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-I'LL write the paper next time and YOU collect the data.

-Sure! Do you want to see how it's shaping up?

-No.

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I trust you to make us look good!

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-I'm exhausted!

-Too exhausted to see Claire tonight?

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No! Never!

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-You'll need these.

-What's that?

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Butazamine.

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-She's heard that it makes sex come on like Nagasaki!

-You're not feeding her pills?

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Listen, baby brother...

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I've got her number. She's hustling us for drugs!

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I don't think that's true at all!

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-I think we should drop her, Bev.

-YOU drop her!

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Oh.

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This is unknown territory for us.

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-"We may be handcuffed together, but I don't have to LIKE you!"

-"Handcuffs?

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"You don't get it, do you? Listen, honeymud,

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"we're on the run. Until we find the release code,

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"we'll get to know each other well! We'd better learn to like what we see!"

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You're very self-conscious.

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Just loosen up...and play!

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Come on.

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Didn't you do routines, as a kid? Impersonations?

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The only impersonation I did was of my brother!

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I didn't know you HAD a brother!

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Yeah.

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We're not very close.

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Beverly... That's a woman's name.

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-Why did your mom give you a woman's name?

-It's not! It's spelt differently.

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But it's still a woman's name. Does your brother have one, too?

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Merian, spelled with an "e", and an "a"?

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What are you trying to suggest? That I'm gay?

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That my mother wanted girls?

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What the fuck is this bullshit psychoanalysis?!

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Listen, doctor...

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I think there's something wrong with you.

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I don't know what it is. I can't put a label on it, but...

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you're subtly...

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I don't know...

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schizophrenic...

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or something.

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Sometimes, I like you very much.

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And sometimes, you're an amusing lay, not much more.

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I can't figure it out. Why?

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Beverly...

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One for you.

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One for me.

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Please come this way.

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My dear!

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Sit down, have a drink, and tell me EVERYTHING!

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-I'm not sure I KNOW everything.

-You could start with all I've heard

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-about you and the Mantle boys.

-What do you mean?

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Claire, it's me, Laura. Please don't be coy, it's tedious!

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Dear Beverly...dear Elliot.

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Some say they can't tell them apart!

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But not me. It's obvious to me, that...

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Before I say anything gauche, you'd better say which one you're seeing.

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-There's two of them?

-Don't be an ass, dear! Of course there are.

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They're twins, dear!

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Identical twins.

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My dear! You've gone absolutely pale!

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Have I SAID something?

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Not at all. Where's that waiter? I want coffee.

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How sick-making.

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I have said something, haven't I?

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I could get fond of Butazamine!

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OO-OOH...!

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Beverly?

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Why haven't you told me that your brother isn't just a brother?

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-Ah! That! Ah!

-Yes, that.

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It never occurred to me. I mean, he IS just a brother.

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-Um...is it important?

-Is it important?

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-I've heard you live together in the same apartment.

-Yeah, that's true.

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-We both like Italian furniture!

-God...!

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-Do you sleep in the same bed?

-Come on!

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YOU come on! You told me...

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..you and your brother weren't close.

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And now, I find out, not only are you identical twins,

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but you live together,

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in the same apartment.

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What's he like, your twin?

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Well, I mean... of course, he looks a lot like me!

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Are you identical... psychologically?

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Um...

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No, I wouldn't say that!

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When can I meet him?

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You can't! I mean... you don't want to.

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But, Beverly, don't you understand?

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I HAVE to meet him!

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-Why?

-I have to know everything about you.

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I don't think it's a good idea!

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You don't want me to meet your twin. Why is that?

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-It's difficult. Very difficult!

-That's it! I want to know WHY it's difficult.

0:34:270:34:34

-My button...!

-It's important to me.

0:34:340:34:38

I suppose I could arrange for you and...

0:34:460:34:50

..Elliot...to have a drink together.

0:34:520:34:56

Uh-uh! Nix! No good!

0:34:560:35:00

Why?

0:35:000:35:01

I want to see you two, together.

0:35:040:35:08

INAUDIBLE

0:35:120:35:14

..But he's going to have to, in the end.

0:35:150:35:18

-There you are!

-Here I am. I've been looking forward to this.

0:35:210:35:25

Well! Er...Claire Niveau...

0:35:250:35:29

-..this is my brother, Elliot.

-Hi, Claire!

0:35:290:35:33

-I hope Bev told you what a fan I am of yours!

-No, he hasn't. He hasn't mentioned you at all.

-Really?

0:35:330:35:41

-That's not very flattering!

-Well...are you going to sit down?

0:35:410:35:47

Yes, I am.

0:35:470:35:49

I feel a fool! I'm the only woman in town who hasn't heard of the Mantle twins!

0:35:560:36:03

What are you drinking?

0:36:030:36:06

Nothing. I want to be very sober right now. I want to be very clear.

0:36:060:36:12

There really is no telling you apart.

0:36:180:36:22

Identical in every respect.

0:36:220:36:24

I'm a couple of millimetres taller!

0:36:240:36:27

I bet someone who knew you both - how shall I put it - knew you both really well,

0:36:300:36:37

-could tell the difference. Without measuring your height, I mean.

-What do you mean?

0:36:370:36:44

Beverly's the sweet one, and you're the shit!

0:36:440:36:48

-This is some feisty lady you've found!

-Let's be frank.

0:36:480:36:53

OK, Elliot? Ease up on the bullshit. You can be honest with me.

0:36:530:36:58

-After all, I am laying BOTH of you!

-Now...!

0:36:580:37:02

-Hang on...!

-It's a sweet little act!

0:37:020:37:05

You soften them up with the smarm, then Dracula comes to polish 'em off!

0:37:050:37:11

-No,

-I

-fucked you first, but I gave you to him because you weren't very good.

0:37:140:37:21

God...! Claire...!

0:37:210:37:23

-Let me explain.

-You absolute shit!

0:37:230:37:26

Explain what? EXPLAIN WHAT? Listen.

0:37:270:37:31

I've been around. I've seen creepy things in the movie business.

0:37:310:37:37

-This is the most disgusting thing that's happened to me!

-I doubt that.

0:37:370:37:42

What is it with you? You can't get it up

0:37:420:37:45

-unless little brother's watching?

-I said it was a bad idea.

0:37:450:37:51

-Really stupid! I'm leaving.

-Don't bother.

0:37:510:37:54

That solves THAT little problem!

0:38:030:38:06

Jesus, Bev!

0:38:060:38:09

Hey!

0:38:090:38:11

-What's going on?

-I don't know. I'm, er...

0:38:110:38:15

a bit upset.

0:38:150:38:18

Listen, I'll go and catch up with her.

0:38:180:38:22

-I'll say it was all my fault.

-No!

0:38:220:38:25

Leave her alone!

0:38:270:38:29

I'll sort it out.

0:38:320:38:34

I give you the winner of the 1988 Feldman award -

0:38:340:38:38

Dr Elliot Mantle!

0:38:380:38:40

All of us know how important it is for a practitioner to receive the recognition of his peers.

0:38:560:39:04

However, I feel that this award tonight is not really for me,

0:39:040:39:11

but rather for those women

0:39:110:39:14

who provided that most precious thing -

0:39:140:39:18

the gift of life.

0:39:180:39:20

-I want to thank Dr Lawson...

-Hi!

0:39:290:39:32

..who gave me time to pursue my own research.

0:39:320:39:36

But, most of all, I want to thank my brother...

0:39:360:39:40

..my partner, Dr Beverly Mantle,

0:39:400:39:45

-who, true to form, is not here, basking in glory...

-Take mine.

0:39:450:39:51

-He's hard at work at the clinic, gathering the data, which...

-Not true! NOT TRUE! I'M HERE!

0:39:510:39:59

Sorry!

0:40:050:40:06

I see Beverly has been doing some basking, after all!

0:40:090:40:14

And he has a lot to celebrate.

0:40:140:40:16

He has been recognised as one of North America's leading clinicians.

0:40:160:40:22

Dr Beverly Mantle!

0:40:220:40:24

-You all right?

-I've had a lot to drink, but I want to say something.

0:40:240:40:29

I want to say something... MICROPHONE SCREECHES

0:40:290:40:32

I just want to say something.

0:40:330:40:36

There's been a fraud perpetrated here tonight.

0:40:360:40:41

The whole thing's a fraud!

0:40:440:40:47

HE'S Beverly, and I'M Elliot!

0:40:490:40:52

-Just say thank you, and get off!

-No! I want to say something else!

0:40:530:40:59

A lot of you are probably wondering how we divide the work.

0:40:590:41:04

It's like this...

0:41:040:41:06

I slave over the hot snatches...

0:41:080:41:11

-AUDIENCE GASPS And Elliot...makes the speeches!

-(For God's sake!)

0:41:110:41:17

I do everything for those bimbos except stick it in them! HORRIFIED GASPS

0:41:170:41:25

He's clearly been celebrating! And who can blame him? Thank you!

0:41:280:41:33

ALARM RINGS

0:41:370:41:39

I'm sorry about the catastrophe!

0:41:520:41:55

I did have to smooth a few ruffled feathers this morning!

0:41:550:42:00

But now, baby brother,

0:42:000:42:03

for the good news.

0:42:030:42:06

Lawson offered me the associate professorship at the hospital.

0:42:060:42:11

-Vodka martini.

-Thank you, Sean.

0:42:110:42:14

-Are you going to accept?

-Of course I'm going to accept!

0:42:150:42:20

-It's the next step to Chairman.

-And the clinic?

-As before.

-Except you're not there.

-Not as much.

0:42:200:42:28

I'm not eating.

0:42:320:42:34

-Are you all right?

-Yeah, I'm fine.

0:42:340:42:38

-What are those?

-Dex. I'm tired. Want one?

-No...

0:42:430:42:50

If I can teach and do research, can't you see a few more patients?

0:42:500:42:55

Sure. Why not?

0:42:560:42:59

CHOKING BREATHS

0:42:590:43:02

Good God!

0:43:340:43:36

-I didn't know you were here!

-Shh! Elliot's asleep.

0:43:360:43:40

-His plane doesn't go till noon.

-I didn't realise you two were so friendly.

0:43:400:43:47

We're NOT so friendly.

0:43:470:43:50

You going to take a shower?

0:43:530:43:56

Um...

0:43:560:43:58

No, I, er... You go ahead.

0:43:580:44:03

OK... See ya!

0:44:040:44:07

It seems so...cold and empty.

0:44:120:44:17

Call it empty, or call it clean, sculptural.

0:44:170:44:21

It's a question of the individual nervous system.

0:44:210:44:26

That presupposes we HAVE one.

0:44:260:44:29

Please?

0:44:290:44:30

Uh... Thank you, I'll think about it.

0:44:420:44:47

Claire?

0:44:590:45:01

Yes?

0:45:010:45:02

Oh...

0:45:080:45:09

..it's you.

0:45:090:45:12

Or should I say, which one of you is it?

0:45:160:45:20

Please, Claire, don't.

0:45:200:45:22

-You're still doing the mini-series?

-Re-shoots. The director didn't know what he was doing.

0:45:260:45:33

Well?

0:45:450:45:47

Tell me how sorry you are.

0:45:470:45:51

Tell me how much you miss me.

0:45:510:45:54

-My brother and I always shared everything.

-I'm not a thing!

-I mean people, experiences.

0:45:580:46:05

It's never bothered me before now.

0:46:070:46:10

It's different with me, is it?

0:46:100:46:13

Yes.

0:46:130:46:15

Yes, it is.

0:46:150:46:17

Is Elliot jealous of me?

0:46:230:46:25

Is he worried I'll steal you from him?

0:46:280:46:32

No! He offered to come and talk to you for me.

0:46:320:46:36

-To patch things up.

-That would have been amusing! Why didn't he?

0:46:360:46:42

I wouldn't let him.

0:46:420:46:45

Were you afraid I'd like him as much as you?

0:46:450:46:49

Or maybe...

0:46:490:46:52

when it came down to it...

0:46:520:46:55

-I couldn't see the difference.

-No!

0:46:580:47:02

It doesn't work that way between us!

0:47:020:47:05

I think it does.

0:47:050:47:07

I think you two have never come to terms with how it works between you.

0:47:080:47:14

(Not while he's here!)

0:47:240:47:27

(I don't want him to see us!)

0:47:290:47:32

All right. I'll just separate you.

0:47:320:47:37

Separate us...!

0:47:370:47:40

What do you mean?

0:47:400:47:42

AA-A-H...!

0:47:540:47:56

NO! NO! NO!

0:47:570:48:01

-What happened?

-I'm sorry, I was dreaming...

0:48:060:48:09

-What about?

-Elliot.

0:48:090:48:12

-What happened?

-Don't! Don't!

0:48:120:48:15

-Don't touch...

-Come to bed.

0:48:150:48:18

Oh, Claire!

0:48:180:48:20

I don't want to dream that! I can't...

0:48:200:48:24

-Take this.

-What's that?

-Seconal. You won't dream.

0:48:300:48:34

Don't let me dream that again.

0:48:560:49:00

The message that emerges from the encounters between physician and patient

0:49:010:49:07

is that there's not only a PLACE in the clinic,

0:49:070:49:11

but a DEMAND, for a philosophy that mixes compassionate curiosity

0:49:110:49:16

with social responsibility.

0:49:160:49:19

-I think they'll soon find they'll HAVE to.

-DOORBELL

0:49:230:49:28

Yup. Look, David, I've got to go.

0:49:280:49:31

I've got company. I'll talk to you tomorrow. Bye.

0:49:310:49:35

-Dr Elliot Mantle?

-Yes.

0:49:460:49:49

Special order from Escort Embassy. I'm Mimsy...and this is my sister, Coral.

0:49:490:49:55

Hi!

0:49:550:49:57

Would you like some of this?

0:49:570:50:00

Sure!

0:50:000:50:01

Listen. So that I know which one of you is which, I'd like you...?

0:50:200:50:26

-Coral.

-Coral.

0:50:260:50:28

You call me Elly,

0:50:280:50:31

and you, Mimsy,

0:50:310:50:33

you call me Bev.

0:50:330:50:36

Shit!

0:50:560:50:58

It was a near thing. You OK? >

0:51:020:51:05

I thought you were a little shaky > for a second.

0:51:050:51:09

Beverly, it's past nine.

0:51:120:51:15

You're late! You've got to get up.

0:51:180:51:22

-I need something to get me up.

-You know where it is.

0:51:220:51:26

Claire...? Call Danuta.

0:51:280:51:31

Tell her to cancel my first three patients.

0:51:310:51:35

I'll never make it.

0:51:360:51:39

-Can't eat.

-What's wrong?

-I don't know!

-If YOU don't know, I do.

0:51:500:51:56

-Too many sleepers last night, that's what.

-Look who's talking!

0:51:560:52:02

Maybe you should take a week off. Just stop everything.

0:52:020:52:07

I'm serious.

0:52:070:52:10

-I'll ask Elly when he gets back. I can't do much till then.

-He IS back.

0:52:100:52:16

He called for you while you were in the shower.

0:52:180:52:23

-You SPOKE to him?

-I couldn't help it, could I?

0:52:230:52:28

I explained that you were staying here with me for a few days.

0:52:280:52:33

How did he react?

0:52:330:52:36

Civilised.

0:52:370:52:39

He apologised for the scene in the bar.

0:52:390:52:42

And I, more or less, accepted his apology.

0:52:420:52:47

-Where are you going?

-Leo's in town. I told you about Leo?

0:52:470:52:53

-And my Georgia picture? We're close to a deal.

-Claire, don't go. Stay.

0:52:530:52:58

Beverly!

0:53:010:53:03

-I can't.

-OK.

0:53:030:53:06

-Could you tell me which is the make-up trailer? This one?

-Who are you looking for?

-Miss Niveau.

0:53:130:53:20

-She's expecting you?

-Yes.

0:53:200:53:23

Fascinating stuff!

0:53:310:53:34

Lucky Bev! He gets to rub up against the magic.

0:53:340:53:38

He seems totally uninterested.

0:53:380:53:41

Bev's not into art.

0:53:410:53:44

You ARE?

0:53:440:53:46

I'm into glamour.

0:53:460:53:49

The ART of glamour.

0:53:500:53:52

Well, here it is!

0:53:520:53:55

Hmm!

0:53:550:53:57

I was surprised you wanted to see me!

0:54:060:54:09

Give us a few minutes, please.

0:54:090:54:12

I like your brother very much.

0:54:230:54:26

I thought it would be good for you and me to be friends.

0:54:260:54:31

If we can.

0:54:310:54:34

I think we can.

0:54:340:54:37

There's something else.

0:54:380:54:40

I'm going away to do a film, and I worry about Beverly being alone.

0:54:400:54:45

-Bev's not alone!

-No, you're right, he's not alone.

0:54:450:54:50

But he's lonely.

0:54:500:54:53

Even with me.

0:54:530:54:56

-He's getting a serious drug problem. Did you know?

-I thought YOU had the problem!

0:54:560:55:02

It's an occupational hazard.

0:55:020:55:05

-The same goes for Beverly.

-You resent me tremendously, don't you?

0:55:060:55:11

You contribute a confusing element to the Mantle brothers' saga.

0:55:110:55:17

Possibly a destructive one.

0:55:180:55:21

It's not personal. I think you're terrific!

0:55:280:55:31

But I just don't have a role in the Mantle brothers' saga(!)

0:55:310:55:36

I suppose...

0:55:370:55:40

if you liked us both...

0:55:400:55:43

in the same way...

0:55:430:55:46

it might make things easier.

0:55:460:55:50

It has been known to happen.

0:55:530:55:56

Sorry,

0:55:560:55:58

I can't.

0:55:580:56:00

Am I really that different from Beverly?

0:56:070:56:11

You really are.

0:56:150:56:18

-Claire, let me come to the airport.

-Beverly, please, no public goodbyes.

0:56:260:56:32

Ten weeks is such a long time!

0:56:360:56:38

I'll fly up... whenever there's a break.

0:56:380:56:43

Claire!

0:56:470:56:48

Let's not lose each other.

0:56:500:56:53

Birchall, will you explain to my director and my wardrobe person

0:57:590:58:05

that I won't be dressing like a 10 hooker.

0:58:050:58:08

Miss Niveau will not be dressing like a 10 hooker.

0:58:080:58:15

You admit that your character thinks of herself as an EMOTIONAL hooker?

0:58:160:58:23

Oh, I do more than admit it.

0:58:230:58:25

I'm the one that pointed it out to this...

0:58:250:58:29

wardrobe person.

0:58:290:58:32

-But she's so literal-minded!

-WARDROBE PERSON SOBS

0:58:320:58:37

-Wardrobe person? She called me a wardrobe person!

-I know...

0:58:370:58:42

-PHONE RINGS

-Hello, Niveau suite.

0:58:420:58:46

Hello?

0:58:500:58:52

Hello?

0:58:520:58:54

Have you examined her carefully, yet?

0:58:560:59:00

Well! Who IS this?

0:59:000:59:02

I'm her gynaecologist.

0:59:070:59:10

-You're WHAT?

-Claire Niveau's gynaecologist!

0:59:100:59:14

Did you know that she's a trifurcate?

0:59:140:59:18

I'd have to classify that as a mutation!

0:59:200:59:23

What exactly IS this?

0:59:230:59:26

Is that you, Byron?

0:59:260:59:28

Carefully lubricate the two prime fingers of your right hand...

0:59:310:59:36

and insert them

0:59:360:59:38

into Claire Niveau's vagina.

0:59:380:59:41

Instead of feeling ONE cervical head,

0:59:430:59:47

you'll feel THREE.

0:59:470:59:50

Basically, this means...

0:59:530:59:56

that you have been fucking a mutant!

0:59:561:00:00

HE SLAMS PHONE DOWN

1:00:001:00:03

Oh! Doctor! I'm sorry.

1:00:071:00:10

I thought you were ready to see Mrs Randall.

1:00:101:00:14

Mrs Randall!

1:00:151:00:17

Come and sit down.

1:00:171:00:20

Let me introduce myself.

1:00:211:00:23

I'm one of the Mantle twins.

1:00:231:00:26

The lesion, not surprisingly, causes diffuse enlargement of the cervix...

1:00:261:00:32

and, of course, our old friend, leucorrhoea.

1:00:321:00:37

Until recently, diagnosis was done after examining the removed organ.

1:00:371:00:44

A case of throwing the baby out with the bath water!

1:00:441:00:48

Sorry, doctor, but your brother is waiting for you in the office.

1:00:481:00:53

I think you should go and see him.

1:00:531:00:56

Bev! What are you doing here?

1:01:001:01:03

What's wrong?

1:01:071:01:09

I've been hiding out at Claire's.

1:01:211:01:24

I've been hiding from you.

1:01:251:01:28

Hiding?

1:01:281:01:30

-What are you talking about?

-I was afraid of you.

1:01:301:01:34

I was afraid you wouldn't let me have her.

1:01:391:01:42

That's crazy, Bev!

1:01:421:01:46

It is crazy, because...

1:01:501:01:53

..yesterday...

1:01:561:01:57

..yesterday...

1:02:041:02:05

..I found out that she was having an affair.

1:02:081:02:11

She's unfaithful to me, Elly.

1:02:151:02:18

Bev, you mustn't take it so seriously.

1:02:181:02:22

She's a showbiz lady!

1:02:221:02:24

What can you expect?

1:02:241:02:27

But I'm in love with her!

1:02:271:02:30

I have to take it seriously.

1:02:321:02:36

It can't be love, if it does THIS to you.

1:02:431:02:47

It can't be love.

1:02:491:02:52

You're right, Elly.

1:02:561:02:59

I was hiding from the wrong person.

1:03:001:03:03

MUSIC: "In The Still Of The Night" by The Five Satins

1:03:111:03:16

# Sho-do, shoby-do Sho-do, shoby-do

1:03:161:03:21

# Sho-do, shoby-do, wo-oo

1:03:211:03:25

# In the still

1:03:251:03:27

# of the night

1:03:271:03:31

# I held you

1:03:311:03:33

# Held you tight

1:03:331:03:37

# Cos I love

1:03:371:03:40

# Love you so

1:03:401:03:44

# Promise I'll never

1:03:441:03:47

# Let you go In the still of the night

1:03:471:03:52

# In the still of the night

1:03:521:03:56

# I remember... #

1:03:561:03:59

Dance?

1:04:001:04:01

No. You go ahead.

1:04:061:04:10

Go on, Bev, dance with the girl!

1:04:121:04:15

# I remember

1:04:151:04:17

# To keep your precious love

1:04:171:04:24

# So, before...the light

1:04:241:04:30

# Hold me again With all of your might

1:04:301:04:35

# In the still of the night

1:04:351:04:39

# In the still of the night

1:04:391:04:43

# So, before...the light

1:05:171:05:24

# Hold me again with all of your might

1:05:241:05:29

# In the still of the night In the still of the night

1:05:291:05:36

# In the still...of the night. #

1:05:361:05:42

-What's the matter, Bev?

-I can't!

1:05:421:05:46

Bev, stay with us. Stay with ME.

1:05:461:05:49

Bev!

1:05:491:05:51

He collapsed!

1:06:091:06:12

Fuck! He's not breathing!

1:06:261:06:28

Don't touch him! He's my brother!

1:06:321:06:35

Come on, Bev!

1:06:381:06:41

Bev!

1:07:051:07:06

Thank God you're here.

1:07:111:07:14

God...!

1:07:141:07:15

Bev.

1:07:191:07:20

Look at you. You're a mess.

1:07:201:07:23

You're a wreck. You could have had a stroke, Bev.

1:07:231:07:27

You're lucky to be in one piece.

1:07:301:07:33

One piece...

1:07:331:07:35

Bev.

1:07:391:07:40

We can't let anyone know about the drugs.

1:07:401:07:45

If that gets out, we're finished!

1:07:451:07:48

How would they know?

1:07:481:07:51

I had to stop them taking a blood sample. But I can't stay here day and night.

1:07:511:07:58

We must get you off the pills without anyone knowing.

1:07:581:08:03

Do you think I'm really addicted?

1:08:091:08:11

I'll put you on a detox program. I'll supervise it.

1:08:191:08:23

There you go!

1:08:431:08:45

-'What's going on?

-Mother, I'm at the end of my rope!

1:08:531:08:58

-'I can't live with him!

-Every relationship has its ups and downs.'

1:08:581:09:04

There are some things we'll have to... Why are you taking that apart?

1:09:071:09:12

Elly...I can't sleep!

1:09:121:09:16

-If you're after a sleeper, you're not getting one.

-What am I gonna do?

1:09:161:09:22

You'll stay up!

1:09:221:09:25

-Elly, I'll DIE if I don't sleep!

-You'll stay up!

1:09:291:09:34

-I could take some when you go home!

-I'm staying.

-I'll take some when you sleep!

-I won't sleep.

1:09:341:09:41

-You won't stay awake.

-I'll take a pill!

1:09:411:09:44

You take an "up", so I don't take a "down". It's crazy!

1:09:441:09:49

Bev, don't worry about me, I'm not you.

1:09:491:09:52

And don't destroy that!

1:09:541:09:57

That hurts!

1:09:591:10:01

This?

1:10:051:10:07

This hurts?

1:10:121:10:14

I don't know WHAT'S hurting...

1:10:141:10:17

Mrs Bookman! This is a solid gold Mantle Retractor! Solid gold!

1:10:211:10:27

It's the best there is!

1:10:271:10:29

This CLINIC'S the best!

1:10:291:10:32

I mean...we HAVE the technology!

1:10:321:10:36

-It couldn't possibly hurt!

-I didn't mean to question...

1:10:421:10:46

-When was your last period?

-About four months ago.

1:10:461:10:50

And does it...hurt... when you have intercourse?

1:10:501:10:54

Yes, it does.

1:10:551:10:58

Where was I?

1:11:161:11:18

-You asked me whether it hurt to have intercourse. I said...

-Yes!

-..it did.

1:11:181:11:25

What exactly did you have intercourse WITH?

1:11:291:11:33

What do you mean?

1:11:341:11:37

I just wondered.

1:11:371:11:40

I was once asked...

1:11:411:11:44

to treat a woman...

1:11:441:11:47

who'd had intercourse...

1:11:471:11:50

with a Labrador retriever.

1:11:511:11:54

I thought...

1:11:571:11:59

maybe...

1:11:591:12:02

-You used this on Mrs Bookman?

-Yes.

1:12:041:12:07

Bev, this is not for internals, remember?

1:12:071:12:12

This is for surgical retraction. No wonder it hurt!

1:12:121:12:16

No! No! It's not the...

1:12:161:12:18

There's nothing wrong with the instrument, it's the BODY!

1:12:181:12:23

The woman's body was all wrong!

1:12:231:12:26

-­

-I think you'll find his work quite interesting.

1:12:541:12:58

Why don't you drop by, later on this evening?

1:12:581:13:02

All right. Just a moment.

1:13:021:13:06

-May I help you?

-I'd like to contact Mr Wolleck.

1:13:061:13:10

Your timing is perfect! Mr Wolleck is over there, working on a piece.

1:13:101:13:15

-That's Mr Wolleck? He works here?

-Mmm. It's part of his show.

1:13:151:13:20

Sorry to keep you waiting.

1:13:201:13:23

I was wondering if you could help me with these.

1:13:231:13:28

Fascinating!

1:13:311:13:33

They're quite beautiful. What are they?

1:13:331:13:37

They're gynaecological instruments for working on mutant women.

1:13:371:13:42

Mutant women!

1:13:421:13:44

That's a great theme for a show!

1:13:491:13:52

It's not for a show! It's not ART!

1:13:521:13:55

I'm a doctor, I need them for my work.

1:13:551:13:58

It's a bit out of my line. What do you want?

1:13:581:14:02

Well, I need three-dimensional prototypes in surgical steel.

1:14:021:14:07

Cast. Hand-finished.

1:14:071:14:11

Functioning.

1:14:111:14:13

-And I thought...

-Aren't there large companies in this town who could help...

-No! No, I can't go to THEM!

1:14:141:14:22

It's too radical for them! We're always too radical.

1:14:221:14:26

I mean, I CAN'T! It's too...too complicated.

1:14:261:14:31

I think, maybe, we could work something out.

1:14:321:14:36

I've had enough of the bullshit I'm getting here!

1:14:361:14:40

I've asked you 10 times to move my wife's records to the Mount Sinai. You haven't done it!

1:14:401:14:47

They won't admit her without them!

1:14:471:14:50

The doctor told me they'd been sent.

1:14:501:14:53

-Bullshit! I want those files, now!

-Mr Glaser, I assure you, I'll do everything I can.

1:14:531:15:00

KNOCK ON DOOR

1:15:001:15:03

-MUFFLED: Not now!

-Doctor, I must speak to you!

1:15:031:15:07

NOT NOW!

1:15:071:15:10

Doctor, I'm giving you my notice. I won't work under these conditions.

1:15:151:15:20

Fine...

1:15:341:15:36

Fine...

1:15:431:15:45

All set, Beverly.

1:16:181:16:21

We'll use these.

1:16:311:16:34

Give us the tools and we'll do the job!

1:16:351:16:39

I-I'm afraid I'm not familiar...

1:16:401:16:43

with these instruments, doctor.

1:16:431:16:46

I've just had them made! They're brand new.

1:16:461:16:51

Well...number them...

1:16:521:16:54

one to ten.

1:16:541:16:59

Give me the one that I ask for!

1:16:591:17:01

Give me number five.

1:17:031:17:05

-NOW! PLEASE!

-Yes!

1:17:071:17:10

Five...

1:17:101:17:11

Number five.

1:17:131:17:15

AA-A-EE!

1:17:211:17:22

Jesus, Beverly!

1:17:231:17:26

I've got to... I've got to slow everything down...

1:17:271:17:31

I need something... to slow everything down...

1:17:321:17:36

-Oh, my God, she's bleeding!

-Get a clamp!

1:17:441:17:48

Get him the hell out of here!

1:17:481:17:51

I am more than willing to apologise for my behaviour.

1:17:541:17:59

I...have been working too hard.

1:18:001:18:03

I must be more realistic about... my energy levels.

1:18:031:18:08

And...

1:18:081:18:10

about my ability to concentrate for long periods under pressure.

1:18:101:18:15

I must add, however,

1:18:171:18:19

that these accusations arise from a lack of understanding of the radical techniques my brother and I employ.

1:18:191:18:27

And I think there's a certain amount of professional jealousy involved...

1:18:271:18:32

..as well.

1:18:341:18:36

-That's fine, sir...

->

1:18:391:18:41

We always meant to ease ourselves into pure research, anyway.

1:18:441:18:49

No...

1:18:491:18:51

No, that won't be necessary. You have our co-operation.

1:18:541:18:58

They didn't buy it, Bev.

1:19:061:19:09

I think they knew it was me.

1:19:091:19:12

They said we could have killed her.

1:19:121:19:15

They said the woman could've died.

1:19:171:19:20

They're lying! They've always been jealous.

1:19:201:19:23

They won't revoke our privileges provided we don't use them again.

1:19:231:19:29

-Fuck 'em! We wanted to ease into pure research, anyway.

-I

-did, didn't YOU?

1:19:291:19:35

There seems to be some problem about...surgical instruments.

1:19:521:19:57

About holding them as evidence of a disturbed mind.

1:19:581:20:02

Do you know what they're talking about?

1:20:101:20:14

I tried to tell you, Elly. You don't know the kind of patients we've been getting!

1:20:141:20:20

You don't know what goes on outside.

1:20:201:20:23

Patients are getting strange.

1:20:231:20:26

They look all right on the outside...

1:20:261:20:30

but their INSIDES...

1:20:301:20:33

they're deformed.

1:20:331:20:36

Well, I had to deal with it SOMEHOW!

1:20:361:20:39

Radical technology was required!

1:20:411:20:44

You're right, Bev...

1:20:471:20:49

Something radical is definitely required.

1:20:491:20:53

Right, I want you to take three of these, now...

1:21:271:21:32

..three at seven, tonight...

1:21:351:21:37

three before you go to sleep...

1:21:371:21:40

-and three when you wake in the morning.

-Yes, doctor!

1:21:401:21:45

Can I trust you, or must I sit and watch you?

1:21:451:21:50

SLURRED SPEECH: I don't know... Can you trust me?

1:21:501:21:55

Oh, God...!

1:21:561:21:58

Don't do this to me, Bev.

1:21:581:22:01

But I'm only doing it to ME, Elly.

1:22:011:22:05

Don't you have a will of your own?

1:22:091:22:12

Why don't you just go on with your very own life?

1:22:141:22:19

Do you remember the original Siamese twins?

1:22:221:22:25

Mmm. Chang and Eng.

1:22:251:22:29

They were joined at the chest.

1:22:291:22:33

Remember how they died?

1:22:351:22:38

Mmm!

1:22:381:22:40

CHANTING: Chang died of a stroke... in the middle of the night.

1:22:411:22:47

He was always the sickly one.

1:22:471:22:50

He was always the one who drank too much.

1:22:501:22:55

When Eng woke up beside him, and found that his brother was dead...

1:22:551:23:02

..he died of fright...

1:23:061:23:08

..right there in the bed.

1:23:111:23:13

Does that answer your question?

1:23:171:23:19

Poor Elly...

1:23:231:23:25

Poor Bev.

1:23:261:23:29

-It's all under control. What's the problem?

-There have been complaints about your private practice!

1:24:201:24:28

They even approached ME! Informally, of course(!) Off the record, of course(!)

1:24:301:24:36

-They asked me all about Bev. "Is he a junkie?" Everything!

-Of course, you didn't tell them anything.

1:24:361:24:44

Of course not!

1:24:451:24:48

But you can't go on insulating yourselves. They'll nail you! They'll be FORCED to nail you.

1:24:481:24:55

The clinic's none of their business.

1:24:551:24:58

Wow! It's getting hard to tell you two apart!

1:25:001:25:04

What did you do that for? It's my favourite fucking programme!

1:25:101:25:15

Elly, Elly...

1:25:151:25:18

You haven't done anything wrong!

1:25:181:25:21

Your reputation's separate from Bev's. You've still got a career.

1:25:211:25:26

Cary...

1:25:261:25:27

My brother's research is the BASIS of my career.

1:25:301:25:34

I need him!

1:25:341:25:37

Besides...

1:25:371:25:39

the truth is... nobody can tell us apart.

1:25:391:25:43

We are perceived as one person.

1:25:451:25:49

If Bev goes down the tubes, I go with him.

1:25:491:25:53

I've got to get him back!

1:25:531:25:56

I think that's too dangerous for you.

1:25:561:26:00

You're the last person who should do that. You must stay away from him.

1:26:001:26:07

Sure, find him some help. But for God's sake, Elliot, you've got to cut yourself loose!

1:26:071:26:14

-It wouldn't work.

-Why?

-Don't you see?

1:26:141:26:18

Whatever's in his bloodstream goes directly into mine.

1:26:181:26:23

You can't be serious!

1:26:261:26:28

-That is an objective medical observation.

-NO!

1:26:281:26:33

It's not true. You're making it true, but it's NOT!

1:26:331:26:37

If you don't put them in your mouth, they don't get to your bloodstream!

1:26:371:26:42

Beverly and I just have to get synchronised.

1:26:481:26:52

Once we're synchronised, it'll be easy.

1:26:541:26:58

RINGING TONE

1:27:121:27:15

-'Hello...'

-Who's this?

1:27:151:27:19

It's Beverly.

1:27:221:27:25

Beverly, it's Claire. I'm back!

1:27:251:27:29

Claire...?

1:27:291:27:32

Beverly, why haven't I been able to reach you? Why haven't you called?

1:27:321:27:36

Claire...

1:27:391:27:40

Why did you betray me?

1:27:421:27:44

What are you talking about?

1:27:441:27:47

'That...that man...'

1:27:501:27:53

That man in your hotel room.

1:27:541:27:57

Oh! My God!

1:27:571:28:01

'Was it you who called? That was my secretary, Birchall.'

1:28:011:28:06

He's defiantly gay... You managed to gross him out completely!

1:28:061:28:12

Beverly? I want you to come and see me.

1:28:141:28:18

'Come to me right now!'

1:28:191:28:22

PHONE RINGS

1:28:501:28:52

-Yeah?

-'Mr Virdo?'

-Yeah?

-'This is Dr Mantle.'

1:28:541:28:59

-Oh, yeah!

-'I know this sounds awfully silly,

1:28:591:29:04

'but I've, um, I'm afraid there's been a terrible mix-up.

1:29:041:29:09

'I've locked myself INTO the clinic!

1:29:091:29:12

'I was wondering if you'd mind coming up and letting me out.'

1:29:121:29:17

I'll be right there!

1:29:171:29:20

Dr Mantle? Lee Virdo.

1:29:241:29:27

-Wait just a minute, Mr Virdo.

-OK, I think there's something stuck.

1:29:331:29:38

What's going on in there?

1:29:431:29:46

-You know. Endless renovations.

-Oh, yeah.

1:29:461:29:51

-Um...you'd better lock it.

-Yeah, sure.

1:29:561:30:00

-Are you coming down?

-Yeah!

1:30:071:30:10

Are you all right?

1:30:141:30:17

Yes...I'm fine.

1:30:171:30:20

-You don't look so hot.

-I'm FINE!

1:30:201:30:24

..Thank you.

1:30:251:30:27

You're the doctor!

1:30:271:30:30

-<

-Excuse me! What are you doing?

1:31:151:31:18

-They're mine!

-They've been sold!

-He's made another copy!

1:31:181:31:23

They're MINE! I'm taking them!

1:31:231:31:26

They're NOT yours!

1:31:261:31:29

They're not YOURS!

1:31:291:31:31

Don't...!

1:31:341:31:36

Claire!

1:31:371:31:38

Claire!

1:31:391:31:41

-Claire!

-Beverly, my love, what's wrong with you?

1:31:411:31:46

-I must have some Seconal!

-I'm sorry...

-I MUST have some!

-I don't have ANYTHING!

1:31:461:31:52

Oh, FUCK!

1:31:521:31:54

It's all right... It's OK.

1:31:561:31:59

I'll write a prescription for you.

1:32:041:32:07

They'll fill it for you.

1:32:071:32:10

Mmm.

1:32:101:32:12

-I've got to have them, Claire!

-Oui!

1:32:121:32:16

Don't tell Elliot...that I'm here!

1:32:161:32:20

Why?

1:32:201:32:22

I think he's becoming...

1:32:221:32:25

a drug addict!

1:32:251:32:28

I think he's becoming...dangerous!

1:32:301:32:33

-Are you sure he didn't call?

-I'm sure.

1:33:091:33:13

That's not like Elliot.

1:33:161:33:19

It's been... It's been almost a week!

1:33:211:33:25

I would have expected him to be here kicking the door in by now!

1:33:271:33:32

Well, I haven't heard a word from him.

1:33:321:33:36

-He didn't call when I was asleep?

-No.

1:33:431:33:47

Tell me about these...

1:33:571:34:00

..these tools.

1:34:021:34:04

Tools?

1:34:071:34:09

Surgical instruments.

1:34:121:34:15

You had them with you when you came.

1:34:151:34:19

Did I?

1:34:191:34:22

Yes.

1:34:221:34:24

What are they for?

1:34:291:34:31

They're for separating Siamese twins.

1:34:311:34:35

I'm going back.

1:34:381:34:40

-Don't go back. Stay here.

-I must go NOW. I'll take these.

1:34:401:34:47

I'll come back.

1:34:521:34:55

Your brother won't let you come back.

1:34:551:34:58

How could he stop me?

1:35:001:35:03

Hey! Welcome home, kid!

1:36:351:36:39

We must take a shot of Dilantin tonight, or we might combust.

1:36:411:36:47

Don't forget.

1:36:501:36:52

Right.

1:36:521:36:54

Then we go to Percodan in the morning.

1:36:541:36:59

Mmm, right.

1:36:591:37:01

Then in the afternoon, we have a little treat!

1:37:041:37:08

Dilaudid! Just because it's Saturday!

1:37:081:37:12

So, on Monday, we kick, right?

1:37:131:37:16

We agreed.

1:37:161:37:18

-We must start to pull things back together then.

-Oh, yes.

1:37:181:37:23

On Monday, we definitely...kick.

1:37:231:37:27

How about some cake?

1:37:271:37:30

I could go for that.

1:37:301:37:33

And some orange pop!

1:37:471:37:50

-Some ice-cream!

-We haven't got any ice-cream, Elliot.

1:37:531:37:58

Mummy forgot to buy it. ELLIOT COUGHS

1:37:581:38:04

I want...some ice-cream...

1:38:071:38:12

Happy birthday, Elly.

1:38:231:38:25

It's not our birthday, Bev.

1:38:311:38:34

Yes, it is.

1:38:361:38:38

Happy birthday, baby brother.

1:38:441:38:47

We are about to separate the Siamese twins.

1:39:091:39:13

Don't forget the GOOD part!

1:39:241:39:28

Oh! Yes.

1:39:301:39:33

Chang was always most concerned about...dulling the pain.

1:39:381:39:43

Don't waste it!

1:39:591:40:03

Tell me when it takes effect.

1:40:161:40:18

I don't think I'll notice anything. You can start when you like.

1:40:181:40:23

Do you think the Morticulator is required, Eng?

1:41:091:41:14

I think...

1:41:161:41:18

everything is required, Chang.

1:41:181:41:21

Why are you...crying?

1:41:271:41:31

Separation can be a...

1:41:351:41:37

..terrifying thing.

1:41:401:41:43

Don't worry, baby brother.

1:41:461:41:48

We'll always...

1:41:491:41:52

We'll always be together...

1:41:531:41:57

HE WHIMPERS

1:42:411:42:43

Elly!

1:42:531:42:55

Oh... I had this horrible dream...

1:42:551:42:58

Elly...

1:43:011:43:03

Elly...

1:43:111:43:12

Elly.

1:43:241:43:25

Elly!

1:43:261:43:28

Elly.

1:43:301:43:33

Elly.

1:43:331:43:35

Elly.

1:43:361:43:38

Elly.

1:43:381:43:39

HE CARRIES ON REPEATING "ELLY"

1:43:391:43:45

'Hello.

1:45:551:45:56

'Hello?

1:45:561:45:58

'Who is this?'

1:45:581:46:01

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