Hard Candy


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This film contains strong language

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and contains some scenes which some viewers may find upsetting

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Mmm.

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That is so good.

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I want more! SHE LAUGHS

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Don't get greedy.

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-Jeff?

-Hayley.

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Sorry, I was going to be, like, so sophisticated when we met.

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Little hard to do that with your mouth full of...whatever that is.

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-It's great, it's great! Do you want some?

-Sure.

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Mmm. Yum.

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That's, er, kinda what I was thinking.

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Sorry?

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You don't look like the kind of guy

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who has to meet girls over the internet.

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I think it's better to meet people online first sometimes.

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You get to know what they're like inside.

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You work as a photographer, you find out real quick. People's faces lie.

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Does my face lie?

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I look at those eyes and I see...

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a girl who reads Zadie Smith,

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who listens to John Mayer and Coldplay,

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who loves Monty Python episodes,

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and who desperately, madly, deeply

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wants, needs, longs for...

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more chocolate.

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BOTH LAUGH

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Excellent, excellent judge of character!

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Erm,

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can I get two of those truffles and, erm,

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-two ganaches?

-What's a ganache?

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You don't know what a ganache is?

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Lucky you're with a...

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woman of the world to introduce you to these things!

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-And two chocolate-covered hearts.

-And a decaf latte for me.

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-And...

-No, I'm good.

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You do appear so. SHE LAUGHS QUIETLY

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-SHE LAUGHS

-So, what's in the bag?

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Oh, you know, just, like, books and stuff.

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I figured if you stood me up, then I should have something to read.

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Well, I couldn't really decide.

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I'm reading this book about Jean Seberg.

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She's this actress

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who slept with all the wrong people and ended up killing herself.

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Don't you do that.

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No, I intend to sleep with all the right people.

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Plus, I'm reading Romeo And Juliet. It's a ninth-grade book

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but I figured I could have it done before the school year starts.

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Doesn't look like Elizabethan tragedy.

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Oh! Er, no, that's cos...

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My dad, he's letting me audit one of his med-school courses, right?

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I don't really understand half of it but I totally love it.

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So you go to UCW

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and you sit in a lecture hall with all of these grad students and...

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Do they hit on you?

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Why? Are you jealous?

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Just admiring! I didn't know you were interested in that kinda thing.

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What? You thought since we've been chatting for three weeks

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that you know everything about me?

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Plus, they wouldn't hit on a 14-year-old girl.

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They're, like, old enough to be my dad, so...

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SHE EXHALES They're, like...

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They're bad older. They're... You're not...

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So articulate! Sorry, can I just, like, start over?

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No, I get it, I get it, I get it! I just thought...

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You know, you look older than you are.

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You certainly act older than you are.

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-Really?

-Yeah. I was expecting someone not as impressive.

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Me, too.

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Cool shirt.

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You want it?

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No, I didn't bring enough bucks.

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And yet, not actually what I was asking.

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Yeah, sure I want it!

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Can I get a green shirt in a small, please?

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No, no, I can't let you do that.

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-Why, because...

-Because...

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Because you'd be so indebted to me that you'd have to...

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-I guess I can let you do that.

-You have to model it for me, though.

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Conditions... I can't live with all these conditions!

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Thanks.

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-This is so unfair.

-What?

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Things happen in the middle of the night,

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by which time I'm completely out of the scene.

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Life as a teenager.

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I just hate having to depend on Lindsay to drive me everywhere.

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You'll be driving before you know it.

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In the meantime, I missed Elizabeth Wurtzel speaking at USC,

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and the Goldfrapp concert!

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I was at the Goldfrapp concert.

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-Shut up! You were?

-Mmm.

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Was it great? Of course it was great. What am I saying?

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You could judge for yourself. I've got a bootleg MP3.

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-You have the concert?

-Just one song.

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And a little louder, please, so the authorities know!

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-I totally have to hear it!

-I'll send it to you.

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After you get home, after you get around to it...

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Good things are worth the wait.

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Oh? And what have you waited for recently?

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I'm going to have to wait four years for you.

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You are trying to distract me from that MP3.

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I have to send it. It's not like I can just take you over to my house.

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That would be a little insane.

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True.

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OK, now don't peak. JEFF LAUGHS

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I shoot models for a living. I've seen it all before.

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-You're so sure about that?

-I'm thinking, yeah.

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Maybe you should peak. Make that clerk wonder what's going on!

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In your dreams, little girl.

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Little girl?

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Whatever happened to... how mature I was?

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-Is this mature enough for you?

-OK...!

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Keep teasing me like that, you'll drive me crazy.

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Is that so?

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OK. Erm, all right...

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-How's this?

-Nice.

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OK. Now, there's three points I have to make...

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One, you wouldn't take advantage

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because you have been seen here with me today.

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Two, er, it's Goldfrapp!

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-And three?

-Well, three,

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you said it would be insane for me to come over

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and, well, four,

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four out of five doctors agree that I am actually insane!

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Thus, I have to come over in order to be true to myself.

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Right? SHE LAUGHS

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Erm! And the fourth reason - this amazing car!

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In the face of logic like that, I bow down and worship.

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Bow down?

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That's a good idea. What are you waiting for?

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Worship me! SHE GIGGLES

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Yes, o loyal thong girl.

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I'm not worthy to kiss your feet.

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Well, maybe you are.

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SHE LAUGHS But maybe we should, like, get going.

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Yes, o magnificent thong girl!

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Do you want to call your sister, tell her where you'll be?

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Maybe later. I just want to get in this car!

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SIRENS WAIL IN DISTANCE

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SHE CLAPS It's so hot!

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-What's wrong?

-Well, they...

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teach us young things not to drink anything we haven't mixed ourselves.

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Smart. Come back in the kitchen, I'll pour it again.

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No. Come on, I can whip up something more entertaining than that.

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Healthy dude, huh?

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I try.

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I figure I'll live as long as I can.

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SHE SCOFFS Living longer is overrated.

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You don't want to reach a ripe old age?

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For what? When I'm 80, what will I do for fun?

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-When you're 80, I'll be 98.

-Right!

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And useless to me.

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What use do you have in mind for me?

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SHE LAUGHS NERVOUSLY

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Ah!

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I knew there'd be something fun around here.

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I mean, other than moi.

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DANCE MUSIC PLAYS

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-I bet these babes got some dirt on you.

-Those are models.

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So, why are they on your walls instead of magazine covers?

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Here, looking at you while,

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you know, you do the most intimate things...

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My house is my studio.

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When clients come here, they're walking into my giant portfolio.

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These were all shot here?

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Oh, my God!

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OK, you are, like, a big deal, aren't you?

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I get work.

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Isn't that one of those cameras that gives you the, like, square image?

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How do you know that?

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I'm a goon. I just, like, read constantly.

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You saw all those books in my bag.

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You're not reading now.

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I'm not, am I?

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It feels good.

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Don't fall behind.

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We should toast.

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Carpe...

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omnius.

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What's that?

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That's my own little toast.

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-You know carpe diem?

-Seize the day.

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So I figure, carpe omnius. HE LAUGHS

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Take it all?

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Take it all.

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THEY CLINK GLASSES

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So, like, what is it like to look through your lens at some

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beautiful woman who's working so hard to look good for you?

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HE LAUGHS

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You know these models. They all have handlers,

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people to make sure their hair is just right, their make-up is OK,

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and they don't get lost on their way to the next gig.

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-So, you never get to be alone with them?

-Well, rarely.

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-Poor Jeff.

-I am compensated for my troubles,

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-don't worry about me.

-But I like worrying about you.

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You know, it... it makes me wonder...

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What?

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No. Forget it, forget it.

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No, come on! Come on, what's in that insane mind of yours?

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OK. I'll have another screwdriver and then maybe, maybe I'll tell you.

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-I'm waiting.

-Hold on!

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You are not keeping up.

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-What?

-Here's where you're supposed to make it easier for me

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and read my mind.

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HE LAUGHS

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You're wondering how many of these models I have done it with?

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No!

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-How many?

-None of them!

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-Oh, get out!

-No, they're underage, mostly.

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I'd be arrested.

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So, you're not arrested for photographing them like this?

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I'm very aware of legal boundaries. I have to be.

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Right, right. Cos secretly,

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secretly, you would like to do them.

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There's just one that I slept with.

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When we were both younger.

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-That one?

-Not out here.

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-In the bedroom?

-No...

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What's her name?

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-Hey!

-Janelle.

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Yeah, Janelle.

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So, what, was she like the first big girlfriend or something?

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That's right. I learned everything I knew practising on her.

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And that date, what, was that the first time you guys...

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I'm sorry. I'm sorry. It's...

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SHE SIGHS

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So, what? Where is she now?

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She actually signed with Ford right after this shoot.

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-She really took off, she, um...

-Oh, my God!

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She's like on magazine covers! I know her!

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Well, like, not personally, obviously, but...

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You get more impressive every second.

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The models are impressive. I just know how to bring it out.

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You still love her.

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-No.

-Er, yeah!

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-No.

-Yeah!

-No.

-Really?

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-No.

-Really?

-No.

-Really, really, really?

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No!

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I still love how simple things were back then but,

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-you know what?

-HE SIGHS

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I don't want to forget that, but, we've moved on.

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You're lonely.

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-HE LAUGHS

-No.

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I can hear it in your voice.

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I'm a big boy.

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Right, fine...

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I guess everyone has a Janelle, right?

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I guess.

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Hey! Hey, what if you got one of your cameras

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and we can see what you can bring out in me?

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-This is what you wanted to ask?

-Well...

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It's not as easy as you think.

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-OK!

-Models don't just pout their lips.

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They have to be willing to open up.

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They have to show us a little of their soul, their secrets.

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-Right.

-Most people only open up from weakness.

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Nobody wants to see photos of weak people.

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We look at great models because they open up from a position of...

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of, er, strength.

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They have the strength to believe they can do anything,

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no matter how crazy or...

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Are you OK?

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-Er...

-HE SIGHS

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-Let's try something.

-OK!

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Uh-uh! Do me out here!

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-I shoot everyone in my studio.

-Oh, come on.

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But I'm not everyone, am I? HOUSE MUSIC PLAYS

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Clearly not.

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Come on, Jeff. Shoot me.

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SPEECH ECHOES Come on!

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Shoot me.

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-Don't do that.

-What?

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That phoney music-video crap.

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Come on.

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Just be yourself. Just be open.

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-SPEECH DISTORTS

-Weren't you listening to me?

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-Come on, Jeff.

-Sit down.

-Shoot me.

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Be honest.

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-Listen to me. Just sit down.

-Jeff, I don't...

-Sit down.

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-Jeff, I don't...

-Sit down!

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Are you OK?

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I don't feel so good.

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HE GROANS

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Did you... Did you call me?

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I was just looking through your medicine cabinet.

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OK, boring! No Valley Of The Dolls stuff at all!

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Can't help wondering why all the lubricants though.

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-HE SLURS

-I just... I...

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Hey, just tell me when you're ready.

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Take your time.

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What did you...?

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You remember what I said about not drinking anything

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you didn't mix yourself?

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That's good advice for everyone.

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Sorry you were drugged for so long. I've never really done that before.

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I swiped this from my dad. Didn't come with directions

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and it's not like I could ask him how much to use!

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I probably used too much,

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or those screwdrivers affected my judgment, do ya think?

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It's real water. Scouts' honour.

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HE GRUNTS DROWSILY

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Why...

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Why do I get tied up first if

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this is how we're going to play?

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Jeff...

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..play time is over.

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Now it's time to wake up.

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This isn't funny.

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Is this some teenage joke?

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Teenage?

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Yes.

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Joke?

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No.

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-Then, let me...

-Patience!

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-Let me go. Let me go!

-Patience.

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-Let me go!

-Patience.

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I'm just checking out the side of the house, OK?

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You know, I saw this cop show once. It was great.

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The killer, well, he thought he'd cleaned up all the evidence

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but some of the victim's blood got on his shirt.

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Sure, he washed it but some of the blood got caught in the wind trap,

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so,

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I mean...

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Anything in here I should know about?

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What the fuck are you doing?

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That's kinda been my question, Jeff.

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What the fuck are you doing?

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Living in a house filled with pictures of half-naked teenage girls.

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None of whom you've ever done it with!

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Help! Help!

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-Help!

-HE COUGHS

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There is really no point in me taking any risks, Jeff.

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I could let you scream your fucking brains out

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and no-one is going to hear you.

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Yeah, I waited till today because Mr Coughlin is at work

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and the Carasgoes, well, they're vacationing in Santa Barbara.

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Still, I can't have some pedestrian happening by as you're screaming,

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so shut up or next time it's going to be bleach. OK?

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You've been stalking me?

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SHE LAUGHS OK.

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All right, let's get this straight.

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You have been stalking me.

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I went into other chatrooms with different nicknames

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and you would get to know each woman.

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As soon as you found out they were any bit older than me

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you would just drop them like that.

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You took your time sniffing out someone my age.

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I didn't talk to the others because they were boring.

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-You and I connected.

-Oh, mmm-hmm, right.

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Come on! You think I faked all that?

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You now, actually, it's kind of funny,

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because every time I would mention some, like, obscure singer or band

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you knew so much about them.

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But not right away. It was, like, a few minutes later.

0:25:330:25:37

Maybe to give you enough time to look them up on the web.

0:25:380:25:41

Jeff...

0:25:430:25:45

..you used the same phrases about Goldfrapp

0:25:460:25:50

as they do on Amazon.com.

0:25:500:25:52

Busted!

0:25:550:25:56

By the way,

0:25:590:26:02

I fucking hate

0:26:020:26:04

Goldfrapp.

0:26:040:26:06

HE LAUGHS NERVOUSLY

0:26:090:26:11

Come on, I wanted to impress you.

0:26:110:26:15

Am I the first guy to do something to impress a girl?

0:26:160:26:19

Does that deserve being tied up and tortured?

0:26:190:26:23

Torture?

0:26:240:26:26

Is this torture to you?

0:26:290:26:31

Wow, I guess you've never read anything by Amnesty International

0:26:320:26:36

because this...

0:26:360:26:38

This is nothing.

0:26:430:26:47

Of course you're not the first guy to lie to a girl, Jeff.

0:27:160:27:19

The operative word there being "girl".

0:27:200:27:24

You know how old I am.

0:27:240:27:26

What makes a kid who's barely past her first period

0:27:260:27:29

worth all this research?

0:27:290:27:31

You've really got to start to wonder

0:27:310:27:34

when a grown man goes through all this trouble just to charm a girl.

0:27:340:27:38

Wow! There's that word again, "girl".

0:27:380:27:42

You know, maybe it's this whole camera thing?

0:27:440:27:48

Cameras,

0:27:490:27:52

computers, they let you hide, don't they?

0:27:520:27:55

So safe.

0:27:550:27:56

I heard how your voice changed when the camera came between us.

0:27:590:28:03

My voice changed because I felt sick because you drugged me.

0:28:030:28:07

You were drugged, all right.

0:28:070:28:09

And the drug was sweet, little,

0:28:100:28:14

14-year-old flesh.

0:28:140:28:16

Look, I'm a decent guy. Ask anyone.

0:28:170:28:22

Go ahead! Call these models. They'll tell you.

0:28:220:28:26

Of course they will!

0:28:260:28:28

You're not an idiot, Jeff. You don't piss where you live.

0:28:280:28:33

Those girls were your work and I, on the other hand, was...

0:28:330:28:38

your play.

0:28:380:28:39

-You were coming on to me.

-That's what they always say, Jeff.

0:28:390:28:43

-Who?

-Who?! The paedophiles!

0:28:430:28:45

"She was so sexy, she was asking for it.

0:28:450:28:48

"She was only technically a girl, she acted like a woman."

0:28:480:28:51

It's just so easy to blame a kid, isn't it?

0:28:510:28:56

Just because a girl knows how to imitate a woman

0:28:570:29:00

does not mean she's ready to do what a woman does.

0:29:000:29:04

I mean, you're the grown-up here!

0:29:050:29:09

If a kid is experimenting and says something flirtatious,

0:29:090:29:13

you ignore it, you don't encourage it.

0:29:130:29:16

If a kid says, "Hey, let's make screwdrivers,"

0:29:160:29:20

you take the alcohol away, don't race them to the next drink!

0:29:200:29:23

Look, look, I've been lonely, OK?

0:29:230:29:26

And that makes me stupid, but I'm not a paedophile.

0:29:260:29:29

-I am not lonely and not stupid...

-This is horrible mistake. Untie me.

0:29:290:29:33

-Just untie me now!

-..and understandably a little peeved.

0:29:330:29:36

So when I am ready to go, I'll call a cab

0:29:360:29:39

-and call another to let you loose.

-And when will that be?

-I'm not sure!

0:29:390:29:44

-Don't...

-You can save yourself so much time

0:29:550:29:58

by dropping that word from your vocabulary.

0:29:580:30:00

I'm going to do what I want, Jeff.

0:30:000:30:03

See, a guy as smooth at seducing adolescents as you are,

0:30:070:30:13

and takes those photographs,

0:30:130:30:16

I just figure, he has something around that he doesn't want seen.

0:30:160:30:21

When I find that, maybe I'll know what I'm dealing with.

0:30:210:30:25

-What you're dealing with?

-What kind of paedophile are you?

0:30:250:30:29

-Just a voyeur?

-Again, not a paedophile.

0:30:290:30:32

Right, right, you're a photographer.

0:30:320:30:34

Takes a genius to get paid for what you'd be happy to do for free.

0:30:340:30:38

Look, go into the living room.

0:30:380:30:40

Grey cabinet, third drawer down.

0:30:400:30:43

You'll see prints of my work for all kinds of environmental groups.

0:30:430:30:47

I've done shots of the Yukon Territory, Utah wilderness,

0:30:470:30:51

er, Inuit villages in Alaska.

0:30:510:30:56

So, what?

0:30:570:30:58

You love nature thus you must be a nice guy?

0:30:580:31:02

I'm saying my modelling shots are just part of my portfolio.

0:31:020:31:05

I've shot many different subjects, some of it very important work.

0:31:050:31:08

It was so important that you thought,

0:31:080:31:11

"I can't possibly hang it on the walls of my home.

0:31:110:31:14

"I must plaster my house with pictures of underage nymphs."

0:31:140:31:19

SHE CLOSES DRAWER

0:31:220:31:25

So, a voyeur and a conservationist.

0:31:250:31:29

-I'm not a voyeur!

-Not JUST a voyeur.

0:31:290:31:33

Sometimes you kick it up to actual molestation.

0:31:330:31:35

I've no idea who you've confused me with!

0:31:350:31:38

Sometimes you molest someone and they fight back

0:31:380:31:41

and you completely lose control

0:31:410:31:43

-and you hurt them.

-I have never hurt anyone!

0:31:430:31:46

Well, we'll just see, won't we?

0:31:490:31:51

SHE CLOSES DRAWER

0:31:560:31:59

Those letters are mine.

0:31:590:32:02

Nothing's yours when you invite a teenager into your home.

0:32:030:32:07

HE SIGHS

0:32:070:32:09

Don't love her any more, huh? Explains why you saved these.

0:32:140:32:19

I thought about selling them on eBay.

0:32:190:32:21

MUSIC PLAYS Excuse me?

0:32:210:32:25

Sorry, I couldn't hear you. Maybe it was the music or,

0:32:250:32:28

I don't know, maybe it was the bullshit.

0:32:280:32:31

All right, honestly,

0:32:310:32:33

some day I thought about sending them to her.

0:32:330:32:36

Reminding her how much of a bitch she was.

0:32:360:32:39

Oh? A little angry, are we?

0:32:390:32:42

She broke your heart and you haven't got over it?

0:32:420:32:45

You walk into somebody's house, look through their shit,

0:32:450:32:48

you're going to find things that embarrass them.

0:32:480:32:51

Doesn't mean anything.

0:32:510:32:54

Right. OK.

0:32:540:32:56

"Dear Jeff, you have to stop.

0:33:000:33:03

"I can't go where you want to take me.

0:33:030:33:06

"You're just not the person I thought you were."

0:33:060:33:08

You don't have to read it. I know what it says.

0:33:080:33:11

-How many times did you read it?

-None of your business.

0:33:110:33:15

What kind of person did she find out you were, Jeff?

0:33:150:33:18

-None of your business.

-That depends on how you define business, actually.

0:33:180:33:24

So, what? Did you find her? The girl you wanted?

0:33:240:33:27

Is this what all your work is? Just some kind of big search?

0:33:270:33:31

SHE DRAWS SLIDING DOORS

0:33:430:33:46

Are you the type of guy who likes to save his outgoing e-mails?

0:33:480:33:52

Read them over and over again and think about what you said?

0:33:520:33:57

This is weird.

0:34:010:34:03

Your download manager says you pulled some photos off the net

0:34:030:34:07

but...

0:34:070:34:09

I can't find them.

0:34:090:34:11

Gosh, that's strange.

0:34:110:34:14

Yeah. A smart guy doesn't leave photos on his computer.

0:34:140:34:18

That's the first place that cops are going to look.

0:34:180:34:22

And then you're into mementos.

0:34:220:34:26

So where do you put the stuff that you, er,

0:34:260:34:30

pull off the net, huh?

0:34:300:34:32

Do you have a special little hiding place or something?

0:34:330:34:36

I live alone.

0:34:360:34:38

Why would I need a hiding place?

0:34:380:34:41

Just what I've been wondering.

0:34:420:34:45

I've looked through your whole house.

0:34:450:34:47

Everything.

0:34:470:34:50

And I've found no porn.

0:34:500:34:51

I have not found a single bit...

0:34:510:34:55

-of porn.

-Hmm...

0:34:550:34:58

Guys tend to have porn, don't they?

0:34:580:35:00

Nothing against it or them, it's just the way they're brought up.

0:35:000:35:04

But, seriously, if a guy knows he can get away with it,

0:35:040:35:07

all guys have porn at least somewhere in their crib.

0:35:070:35:10

-You've done studies, of course.

-And then I was thinking,

0:35:100:35:14

that these photos on his wall, maybe those are his porn.

0:35:140:35:18

But I bet they're not your stroke shots.

0:35:180:35:21

I bet whatever you have is so juicy

0:35:230:35:27

it needs its own little cubby hole.

0:35:270:35:30

Isn't that right, Jeff?

0:35:310:35:34

STONES RATTLE

0:36:570:37:00

-So, what's the combination, Jeff?

-Eat me.

0:37:100:37:13

Oh, look at how he's sweating. Does this worry you, Jeff?

0:37:130:37:18

I'm going to figure it out so you might as well just tell me.

0:37:180:37:23

I am an honours student.

0:37:230:37:25

-Take your time.

-Oh... Oh, I will!

0:37:250:37:30

-Believe me, I've got plenty.

-Not much.

0:37:300:37:33

Aren't Mommy and Daddy going to worry

0:37:330:37:34

if you're not home before dinner?

0:37:340:37:37

I'm thinking, no.

0:37:370:37:39

Oh, is that it? They're too busy to keep track of you

0:37:400:37:44

so you reach out to somebody who seems like he might care about you?

0:37:440:37:48

And you're so mad because they ignore you.

0:37:480:37:52

They made a fuss over your older sister

0:37:520:37:54

because she learned to do everything first?

0:37:540:37:57

You're furious with them. But they do love you.

0:37:570:38:00

And they pay for your existence.

0:38:000:38:03

But you can't let them see any of that anger.

0:38:030:38:05

SOFTLY: I'm not angry at them.

0:38:080:38:10

No, no absolutely not.

0:38:100:38:12

That'd be too dangerous.

0:38:120:38:14

But you are angry.

0:38:150:38:17

And you've got to let it out somehow.

0:38:190:38:21

So you find a guy,

0:38:210:38:23

an older guy,

0:38:230:38:26

maybe he reminds you a little of your dad.

0:38:260:38:29

Let me guess, I look like him?

0:38:310:38:33

-You don't look anything like him.

-If you say so.

0:38:330:38:37

But you've got to let that anger out somehow.

0:38:370:38:41

-And I seem like a good target.

-Will you shut up?

0:38:410:38:44

Seriously, just shut up. You know nothing about me!

0:38:440:38:48

You're right. So, sit down and tell me, we'll talk.

0:38:480:38:52

-Yeah, right.

-We can sit on the sofa and I'll...

0:38:540:38:57

call a taxi for you.

0:38:570:38:59

If you want, I'll hold you.

0:38:590:39:01

If you don't want, I'll keep my distance.

0:39:010:39:04

Let it all out. If you need to cry, if you need to scream,

0:39:050:39:09

whatever you need, Hayley.

0:39:090:39:11

You wouldn't be mad at me?

0:39:160:39:18

I just want you to look at what you're doing.

0:39:200:39:23

I just want to ask, erm,...

0:39:330:39:36

SHE SIGHS

0:39:360:39:38

HAYLEY LAUGHS

0:39:430:39:45

Did you seriously think that that was going to work?

0:39:450:39:49

You're good at what you do, Jeff.

0:39:510:39:53

You work with teenage girls,

0:39:530:39:56

put them at ease so they trust you with their secrets.

0:39:560:39:59

No, that's not what I was doing.

0:39:590:40:01

Janelle's birthday...

0:40:100:40:12

BEEPS

0:40:120:40:14

Janelle's phone number...

0:40:200:40:23

BEEPS

0:40:230:40:25

Janelle's phone number backwards...

0:40:270:40:30

BEEPS

0:40:300:40:31

You're an honours student.

0:40:330:40:35

Try every possible combination of numbers.

0:40:350:40:38

Should only take you the rest of the week, figuring in breaks for meals.

0:40:380:40:42

Or I... Or I could just...

0:40:460:40:49

try March 19th?

0:40:490:40:52

March 19th, first with Janelle.

0:40:550:40:57

What's this, Jeff? You were Lensman319 after all.

0:41:000:41:04

Was this the first photo session or the first time you banged her,

0:41:040:41:07

or is that the same thing?

0:41:070:41:09

Hmm, what year would that have been?

0:41:100:41:13

3-19-87.

0:41:150:41:17

BEEPS

0:41:170:41:19

No.

0:41:200:41:22

3-19-89?

0:41:250:41:26

BEEPS

0:41:260:41:28

SAFE WHIRS OPEN

0:41:290:41:32

Oh! How sentimental you are.

0:41:320:41:35

What's so special about these photos?

0:41:450:41:48

Oh.

0:41:490:41:52

This is what they make those federal laws for, Jeff.

0:42:000:42:04

This is officially sick.

0:42:080:42:11

What makes this girl so special?

0:42:160:42:19

Hmm?

0:42:220:42:23

Why does she get to keep her clothes on?

0:42:230:42:26

I recognise this girl.

0:42:450:42:47

HE GRUNTS

0:42:470:42:55

SHE GROANS

0:43:040:43:06

Hayley?

0:43:300:43:33

Where are you?

0:43:370:43:40

GUN FIRES

0:43:530:43:55

SHE RETCHES

0:44:240:44:26

SHE YELPS

0:44:300:44:32

Welcome back.

0:45:110:45:13

I'm sorry to expose you like this.

0:45:130:45:16

It's not about sex, although I have to admit...

0:45:160:45:20

you are built.

0:45:200:45:22

I never touched you.

0:45:270:45:30

I was trying to hold you off me while I called the cops.

0:45:300:45:34

Would you have shown them this? HE SIGHS

0:45:340:45:38

Why do you have a picture of Donna Mauer in your safe?

0:45:380:45:41

And have you seen her? Because no-one else has.

0:45:410:45:45

HE PANTS

0:45:450:45:48

I did meet Donna for coffee.

0:45:530:45:56

I took a shot of her to make her happy.

0:45:560:45:59

Just how happy did you make her?

0:46:010:46:03

Look at her. She's fully dressed.

0:46:030:46:06

You can see the coffee shop behind her.

0:46:060:46:09

I never brought her home.

0:46:090:46:11

So what, you just said,

0:46:110:46:13

"See you later! kid. It's been fun!"

0:46:130:46:17

You could've thrown this away.

0:46:180:46:21

You didn't.

0:46:210:46:23

You needed to hang onto it.

0:46:230:46:27

-You could've talked to the police.

-You're right.

0:46:270:46:30

Or maybe you had something to hide?

0:46:300:46:32

Like the extensive kiddie porn collection.

0:46:320:46:36

Look, I'm not the monster you think I am.

0:46:360:46:40

But, OK, I...

0:46:400:46:42

crossed a line.

0:46:420:46:44

Just call the cops. I'll turn myself in.

0:46:440:46:47

Cute paedophile pleads guilty,

0:46:490:46:53

"Oh, it's not his fault. He's sick. He has an addiction."

0:46:530:46:57

I'll do jail. Isn't that what should happen?

0:46:570:46:59

Yeah, you might get jail time.

0:46:590:47:01

I don't know, therapy, drugs, group discussions,

0:47:010:47:05

notifying people when you move into a new house...

0:47:050:47:08

It will ruin my career, my life.

0:47:080:47:11

Didn't Roman Polanski just win an Oscar?

0:47:110:47:14

So, why the ice?

0:47:160:47:18

BIRDS TWEET

0:47:190:47:21

I read the psych profile about the person who took Donna Mauer.

0:47:260:47:30

Said he's a loner. Thinks he's pretty damn bright.

0:47:300:47:34

As powerful as a teenage girl. He's going to strike again.

0:47:340:47:38

-Kind of sounds a lot like you.

-It's not me.

0:47:380:47:41

Maybe not, but

0:47:410:47:43

those photos that I found and

0:47:430:47:46

the way you let me get drunk...

0:47:460:47:49

THUDDING

0:47:490:47:51

CRUNCHING You're a headline waiting to happen.

0:47:510:47:54

Everybody will be safer if I do a little preventive maintenance.

0:48:000:48:04

HE PANTS

0:48:040:48:05

-HE GASPS

-What the fuck are you doing?

0:48:080:48:12

I have to shave you down here. Can't have hair on the incision side.

0:48:120:48:16

-What?

-I've been going in my dad's medical library at school,

0:48:160:48:21

and, well, you said I was pretty bright, right?

0:48:210:48:25

I think I'm smart enough to perform a successful castration.

0:48:250:48:28

-No!

-Please!

-No!

0:48:280:48:31

OK, OK, I guess you're not numb enough yet.

0:48:310:48:35

What shall we talk about while we're waiting?

0:48:370:48:40

"Dear Janelle. My name's Hayley Stark.

0:48:400:48:43

"I hope you don't mind me writing you.

0:48:430:48:45

"I met this guy that I think you know, Jeff Kohlver.

0:48:450:48:49

"He's soooo cute, and, well, he seems to, like, really like me.

0:48:490:48:53

"He even asked me over to do some photography,

0:48:530:48:56

"and I am soooo excited about this

0:48:560:48:58

"because, well, for a 14-year-old like me,

0:48:580:49:01

"this could be a huge break, you know?"

0:49:010:49:04

And here I put in a little smiley face icon.

0:49:060:49:10

"Thing is, and I've tried to pretend it's not the case,

0:49:110:49:14

"but he talks about you an awful lot,

0:49:140:49:16

"and I have this ooky feeling he's still in love with you.

0:49:160:49:20

"I'm pretty sweet on him too but I don't want to go crazy over him

0:49:200:49:23

"if there's still a chance that you two might get back together.

0:49:230:49:27

"So, so, so, so I found your e-mail address in his PDA

0:49:270:49:31

"and I thought I'd just ask.

0:49:310:49:33

"Is this insane?

0:49:340:49:36

"Am I insane?

0:49:370:49:39

"Is Jeff?

0:49:400:49:42

"Then there's this other girl he talks about all the time.

0:49:440:49:47

"Her name is Donna Mauer.

0:49:470:49:50

"Do you know anything about her?

0:49:510:49:54

"I found photos on his computer but I can't figure out how to open them.

0:49:540:49:59

"I'm attaching them to this note. Are they pictures of you or Donna?

0:49:590:50:05

"Anyhoo, thanks a mill, your complete honesty will be mucho appreciated.

0:50:050:50:10

"Love and peace. Hayley."

0:50:100:50:13

SHE SIGHS

0:50:130:50:15

I tried to make it sound as moronic as possible.

0:50:170:50:20

How do you think I did?

0:50:200:50:22

Fine! So I'll just send it and that'll be that.

0:50:260:50:30

You're getting yourself in terrible trouble.

0:50:320:50:34

Oh? Oh, how's that?

0:50:340:50:37

If you cut me in any way, you won't forget it.

0:50:380:50:41

It changes you when you hurt somebody.

0:50:410:50:44

-Oh, and you speak from experience, I guess.

-I've just lived.

0:50:440:50:48

Unlike you.

0:50:490:50:51

The things you do wrong,...

0:50:520:50:54

..they haunt you.

0:50:550:50:57

Tell me what you're haunted by.

0:50:580:51:00

You want to remember this day when you're with a guy,

0:51:010:51:04

on a date, on your wedding night?

0:51:040:51:07

Because I promise you, you will.

0:51:070:51:10

Don't do that to yourself.

0:51:100:51:12

SHE SCOFFS Wow!

0:51:120:51:16

That is so thoughtful! You are speaking to me so selflessly.

0:51:170:51:22

You just don't want me to castrate you for my own benefit?

0:51:220:51:26

Wow. I'm touched.

0:51:260:51:28

Jeff,

0:51:300:51:32

let's imagine someone saying the same thing to you at a random moment.

0:51:320:51:38

Imagine that when you downloaded this little girl...

0:51:390:51:44

..I was sitting by your side saying, "Stop. Don't do that to yourself."

0:51:450:51:50

Would you have listened?

0:51:510:51:53

Stop.

0:51:560:51:58

Don't do that to yourself.

0:52:010:52:03

Stop.

0:52:060:52:08

Don't do that to yourself.

0:52:090:52:12

Stop.

0:52:160:52:18

Stop.

0:52:200:52:22

You are good and numb, aren't you?

0:52:370:52:40

Fuck off.

0:52:400:52:41

Your conversational skills are really deteriorating as the day goes on.

0:52:410:52:46

It turns out that castration is, like,

0:52:470:52:49

the easiest surgical procedure around.

0:52:490:52:52

Thousands of farm boys all around the country geld their own livestock

0:52:520:52:55

so I figure if they can do it, I can pull it off, if you know what I mean.

0:52:550:53:00

-I'm not fucking livestock.

-Keep telling yourself that, stud.

0:53:000:53:04

Help!

0:53:040:53:06

-Hel...!

-HE COUGHS

0:53:060:53:09

That wasn't necessary.

0:53:100:53:12

-HE COUGHS

-Ah, you bitch.

0:53:120:53:15

No more wiggling. HE COUGHS

0:53:150:53:17

Does your mother know you cut off men's balls?

0:53:230:53:29

I've never done it before today,

0:53:290:53:31

but maybe I'll tell her when I get home,

0:53:310:53:35

see what she says.

0:53:350:53:38

"Hayley, I knew you needed a science project, but really!"

0:53:380:53:42

So, you and your mom are both whacked?

0:53:420:53:45

That's that whole nature versus nurture question, isn't it?

0:53:450:53:50

Was I born a cute, vindictive little bitch or...

0:53:520:53:57

..did society make me that way?

0:53:580:54:01

I go back and forth on that.

0:54:010:54:03

I'll be done in a sec. I'm almost done.

0:54:030:54:07

There's money in the safe.

0:54:070:54:10

-So?

-So you can take it.

0:54:100:54:12

-Take the camera equipment, whatever you want.

-Look, I am.

0:54:120:54:16

You really can't talk me out of this by bribing me. OK?

0:54:160:54:20

How can I?

0:54:220:54:24

What, talk me out of it?

0:54:240:54:27

I hadn't even thought about that.

0:54:270:54:30

You know what, I need to sterilise this before we start.

0:54:330:54:37

Do you want me to use the vodka or, er,

0:54:380:54:41

do you have another alcohol you want to offer me?

0:54:410:54:44

OK.

0:54:470:54:49

HE WINCES

0:54:490:54:51

All that scraping I did, the blood probably rushed back in.

0:54:540:54:58

I have to numb you out a bit more, OK?

0:54:580:55:01

I'll be right back.

0:55:050:55:07

HE GASPS FRANTICALLY

0:55:140:55:17

HE GRUNTS

0:55:210:55:23

HE PANTS FURIOUSLY

0:55:550:55:57

HE YELPS

0:56:150:56:17

Can I call someone for you? Is that what you...

0:56:340:56:37

HE SOBS

0:56:370:56:39

You're getting bored. Sorry. We've got to get this show on the road.

0:56:390:56:43

Oh! It's actually really impressive.

0:56:450:56:48

I thought it would be fun to see how far you could get,

0:56:480:56:52

and I really only expected, like, an inch or two.

0:56:520:56:55

That's...not bad.

0:56:550:56:58

Why don't you just kill me?

0:57:020:57:04

Is that what you think I want?

0:57:050:57:08

Isn't it?

0:57:120:57:14

Close.

0:57:140:57:16

I love that you have all this stuff because, like,

0:57:390:57:42

this way you can watch.

0:57:420:57:45

Now I'm hurt.

0:57:450:57:47

I go through all the trouble to set this up and you don't want to watch?!

0:57:470:57:51

I... I stayed once with my Aunt Denise and her kids.

0:57:570:58:02

Her kids were, like, four or five, and I was like, ten.

0:58:020:58:06

No, I was nine.

0:58:060:58:09

And the littlest one, the daughter, Linnie,

0:58:090:58:15

she loved me,

0:58:150:58:17

so she had this... she had this game

0:58:170:58:20

where she would jump out of the bathtub, all soaking wet,

0:58:200:58:26

and she'd jump on top of me and she'd tickle me,

0:58:260:58:29

and she'd tickle me and she'd shout, "Prune attack, prune attack!"

0:58:290:58:34

because her fingers were all pruny.

0:58:340:58:36

I couldn't do anything because I was afraid I'd hurt her and...

0:58:390:58:43

it was weird.

0:58:430:58:46

And one day her mother came in in the middle of it...

0:58:470:58:52

..and she saw her daughter, naked, on top of me.

0:58:530:58:58

And then she yelled at her.

0:59:000:59:04

"Linnie, get back in the bathtub.

0:59:040:59:09

Then she took me by the hand

0:59:110:59:13

and she dragged me into the kitchen.

0:59:130:59:16

She turned the stove on.

0:59:190:59:21

And we stood there while the burner got hot.

0:59:210:59:24

She pulled my pants down...

0:59:260:59:29

..and lifted me up over the burner.

0:59:310:59:35

I could feel the dirt on my skin from her hands.

0:59:390:59:44

She must've been gardening.

0:59:440:59:46

And I cried and cried,

0:59:500:59:53

and I could hear the tears sizzle as they hit the burner.

0:59:530:59:58

And she sat me down.

1:00:021:00:05

She said, "If I ever catch you with my daughter again..."

1:00:061:00:10

HE LAUGHS WRYLY

1:00:121:00:15

She called my mom.

1:00:161:00:19

My mom came the next day.

1:00:191:00:21

-HE SIGHS

-I never saw Aunt Denise again.

1:00:211:00:26

These things really stick.

1:00:331:00:37

OK, well, you know, were set.

1:00:371:00:40

Don't.

1:00:421:00:44

I told you not to use that word, OK?

1:00:441:00:48

Hayley, please.

1:00:481:00:50

You need help.

1:00:501:00:52

A teenage girl doesn't do this.

1:00:531:00:55

I've seen your idea of what a teenage girl should do with her day!

1:00:551:00:59

I'll pay for a therapist.

1:00:591:01:02

Thanks. Thanks, but if I ever see a shrink

1:01:031:01:06

-I want to make my case...

-Please!

-..really interesting for him.

1:01:061:01:10

I'll do whatever you want!

1:01:101:01:12

You can call the cops. I'll say I did whatever you want.

1:01:121:01:15

I don't think they'll believe a confession under these circumstances.

1:01:151:01:18

-I'll leave. I'll leave, OK? I'll move out of town?

-Right. Mmm.

1:01:181:01:22

Donna's body will still be where you left it.

1:01:221:01:25

-HE SOBS

-I'm not the guy!

1:01:251:01:28

I'm not the guy, I swear!

1:01:281:01:31

Anything, please!

1:01:311:01:33

Please don't do this!

1:01:331:01:36

-Anything.

-Anything! Piss on me. Fucking feed me glass.

1:01:361:01:40

Do whatever you want! I'll tell the cops whatever you want.

1:01:401:01:43

Please, just... please! I'll do whatever you want. Anything.

1:01:431:01:48

Please. Anything.

1:01:481:01:50

-Anything?

-Please!

1:01:501:01:52

-Please...!

-HE SOBS

1:01:521:01:54

-Please!

-Anything?

-Anything. Anything.

1:01:551:02:00

Just please...!

1:02:001:02:03

PLEASE!

1:02:031:02:05

When I talked about sending the e-mail to Janelle,

1:02:191:02:22

you changed subject.

1:02:221:02:24

I could send it right now, pack up and go.

1:02:261:02:30

It could be for the best.

1:02:301:02:32

Stop torturing yourself with the idea that you might get back with her.

1:02:321:02:36

-What do you say?

-Goddamit, get the fuck off of me!

1:02:371:02:41

Please untie me and let me go! Please!

1:02:411:02:44

Please don't cut me, please!

1:02:441:02:47

Please! Please!

1:02:471:02:51

HE SCREAMS

1:02:511:02:53

HE WHEEZES

1:03:041:03:06

I shouldn't have teased you like that.

1:03:141:03:17

I shouldn't have let you think there was a way out of this.

1:03:231:03:26

Hey, erm, I got this medical text.

1:03:331:03:38

Look, if I forget anything, don't panic

1:03:381:03:41

because it's...it's right here.

1:03:411:03:45

I knew you'd want to watch.

1:03:481:03:50

If you move too much I could nick the perineal artery

1:03:501:03:54

and you could, like, bleed to death before anyone got here, OK?

1:03:541:03:59

So, just please. I really need to have

1:03:591:04:02

a steady, steady hand, OK?

1:04:021:04:05

Jeff?

1:04:081:04:10

Fine.

1:04:141:04:15

Do you feel that?

1:04:201:04:22

Why do you care?

1:04:251:04:27

I'd be thankful for small favours.

1:04:301:04:33

Wow!

1:04:501:04:52

Wow, that went well!

1:04:531:04:55

You know, you told that, er,

1:05:051:05:07

that Aunt Denise story very well.

1:05:071:05:11

Very, very well.

1:05:111:05:13

Was that supposed to be a magic key

1:05:141:05:17

to explain why you are the way you are?

1:05:171:05:20

Doesn't.

1:05:211:05:23

OK. What should I do first,

1:05:241:05:26

your right or left testicle? HE GASPS

1:05:261:05:29

Er,

1:05:311:05:34

why don't we just say right? OK?

1:05:341:05:36

I just have to give it one little slice to free it up,

1:05:361:05:40

and then, erm,

1:05:401:05:42

snip!

1:05:421:05:44

Now I just need to suture it up.

1:05:451:05:48

This would be so much easier if I had a nurse or something,

1:05:481:05:52

but I asked my friend if she'd help me castrate a guy

1:05:521:05:56

and, well, she made all these, like, ooky sounds

1:05:561:05:59

like I was asking her to swallow worms or something.

1:05:591:06:03

We'll see who makes medical school in eight years, huh?

1:06:031:06:07

All right, now, you're going to feel a tug,

1:06:081:06:10

cos I've really got to get this tight.

1:06:101:06:13

So, just... SQUELCHING

1:06:131:06:17

OK...

1:06:181:06:20

OK!

1:06:221:06:24

OK. Halfway through. Over the hump.

1:06:241:06:26

-Can't you stop? Please?

-Come on, Jeff.

1:06:261:06:30

Some men go through their whole lives with only one ball

1:06:301:06:35

and they're just fine, you know? Or so I've read.

1:06:351:06:39

I figure you're not really punished if I leave you with a spare.

1:06:391:06:44

HE GULPS

1:06:471:06:49

OK, stay with me. Stay with me. It's OK, it's OK, Jeff.

1:06:491:06:54

HE WINCES

1:06:541:06:56

If I left one, you'd be walking around crooked all the time,

1:06:581:07:02

so this is for the best, all right?

1:07:021:07:06

OK, you're entering a whole new world now, right?

1:07:061:07:08

I've just got to...

1:07:081:07:11

snip.

1:07:111:07:13

SQUELCHING

1:07:131:07:14

SHE GASPS

1:07:141:07:15

OK.

1:07:171:07:19

Wow!

1:07:191:07:23

This seriously has to be, like

1:07:231:07:25

one of the easiest operations because,

1:07:251:07:29

wow!

1:07:291:07:31

I wonder why they teach Girl Scouts things like

1:07:311:07:34

camping and selling cookies,

1:07:341:07:38

you know, because this is what's really useful.

1:07:381:07:42

I don't know how they'd design a merit badge, though.

1:07:421:07:45

That'd be interesting!

1:07:451:07:47

I saw Linnie at Aunt Denise's funeral.

1:07:471:07:50

I told her what her mom did

1:07:501:07:53

and she didn't believe me.

1:07:531:07:56

If Aunt Denise was here right now, what would you say?

1:07:571:08:00

HE LAUGHS WRYLY

1:08:001:08:03

I'd say, "Help.

1:08:031:08:05

"A teenager cut my balls off, call the police."

1:08:051:08:09

HE LAUGHS

1:08:091:08:11

She wasn't very sympathetic last time,

1:08:111:08:14

so I wouldn't really hold your breath.

1:08:141:08:16

All right. I'd cancel any appointments in the next few days

1:08:311:08:36

because you're going to be sorer than you've ever been before.

1:08:361:08:41

Oh, I'd say in eight or nine days, take the stitches out,

1:08:411:08:44

which I suggest you do yourself to save embarrassment.

1:08:441:08:48

And there's this website, eunuchsquestions.com.

1:08:481:08:52

Eunuchs is E-U-N-U-C-H-S. I had a lot of trouble with that.

1:08:521:08:57

But it gives great advice on how to deal with your castration.

1:08:571:09:00

You really don't have to go through this alone, you know?

1:09:001:09:04

Erm, do you want some souvenirs?

1:09:041:09:08

No?

1:09:101:09:12

OK.

1:09:121:09:14

What shall we do with them?

1:09:141:09:16

We could see how far they bounce? Huh?

1:09:211:09:25

Actually, we wouldn't want, like,

1:09:301:09:33

a little animal confusing it for an afternoon snack.

1:09:331:09:38

A little squirrel might get sick and we don't want that,

1:09:381:09:43

especially with you being such a conservationist.

1:09:431:09:46

We could grind them up in the garbage disposal.

1:09:481:09:53

Or we could sew them back in.

1:09:531:09:57

I had this shop teacher once who sawed off his thumb in class

1:09:571:10:01

and then he grabbed some ice, drove to the emergency room.

1:10:011:10:04

The next day, sure enough, he has his thumb.

1:10:041:10:07

Didn't bend so well, but, you know, he could, like, hitchhike and stuff.

1:10:071:10:11

WHIRRING

1:10:111:10:13

I'm just checking to see if it works.

1:10:161:10:18

I guess they, er, weren't brass.

1:10:331:10:38

You're not laughing, are you?

1:10:441:10:47

No wonder. This isn't a laughing matter at all.

1:10:471:10:51

I don't know, maybe Donna's smiling just a tad.

1:10:511:10:54

I didn't do anything to her.

1:10:541:10:58

Maybe, maybe not.

1:11:001:11:02

But I suggest you track down the guy who did

1:11:041:11:06

because, well, he has no idea what's waiting for him.

1:11:061:11:10

Here, you really need to rehydrate.

1:11:101:11:14

Jeff, please. Come on.

1:11:141:11:17

HE COUGHS

1:11:191:11:20

Jeff, I'm serious.

1:11:221:11:25

You really, really need to drink this, OK?

1:11:271:11:30

Come on.

1:11:301:11:32

Attaboy.

1:11:341:11:36

Do you want more?

1:11:371:11:39

Why are you being so nice to me now?

1:11:401:11:43

You're kind of pitiful now, aren't you?

1:11:471:11:50

It's going to be tricky not letting anyone find out about...

1:11:501:11:54

SHE INHALES DEEPLY

1:11:541:11:57

..no more sex.

1:11:571:11:59

No more taking public showers.

1:11:591:12:03

But one day, you'll need a physical and the doctor's going to find out.

1:12:031:12:07

Don't worry, he's not going to tell all his golf buddies.

1:12:071:12:11

They're not going to tell their friends,

1:12:111:12:13

and they're not going to tell their friends.

1:12:131:12:17

A couple of years down the road you're going to start wondering,

1:12:171:12:20

"Do your publishers know?

1:12:201:12:23

"Do your models know?

1:12:231:12:25

"Does Janelle know?"

1:12:271:12:30

Oh!

1:12:321:12:34

God, I'm sweating. SHE LAUGHS

1:12:341:12:37

Look, I'll go take a shower and I'll be out of your life, OK?

1:12:371:12:42

I'll find you.

1:12:421:12:44

Don't make threats while you're still tied down.

1:12:441:12:47

-I'm just saying.

-What do you expect me to do about it?

1:12:471:12:50

I'm just saying.

1:12:501:12:52

The easiest thing for me to do

1:12:541:12:56

would be to just kill you.

1:12:561:12:59

But I already told you I'm not going to do that.

1:13:011:13:04

You don't get off that easy, Jeff.

1:13:081:13:11

I'm sweating like a pig, seriously.

1:13:141:13:16

I've got to go have a shower and then

1:13:161:13:20

I'll come back later and maybe we can chat some more.

1:13:201:13:23

HE GASPS

1:13:271:13:29

HE GROANS HARD

1:14:031:14:05

I'm all here.

1:14:451:14:46

I'm all here!

1:14:461:14:48

TV: "Why, you can see it with your very own eyes!"

1:15:051:15:09

Come on!

1:15:091:15:11

SHOWER RUNS

1:15:421:15:45

STUN GUN BUZZES

1:15:531:15:55

HE SCREAMS

1:15:551:15:56

BUZZING CEASES

1:16:101:16:13

BUZZING RESUMES

1:16:161:16:20

VASE SHATTERS

1:17:021:17:04

Fuck!

1:17:041:17:06

Hey, Trace. Look, I'm going to be down, like, so much sooner than I thought,

1:17:401:17:44

so do you want to catch a movie or something?

1:17:441:17:47

Cool.

1:17:471:17:48

No, I'm not telling you.

1:17:491:17:52

Yes, this is Lieutenant Hayley, LAPD.

1:18:091:18:13

You're acquainted with a photographer, one Jeffrey Kohlver?

1:18:131:18:16

Yes, there's been an incident here.

1:18:171:18:20

Is it possible that you can assist us?

1:18:201:18:23

I'm not at liberty to discuss that at this moment, ma'am,

1:18:241:18:27

but it's a very delicate matter

1:18:271:18:29

and the sooner we speak with you here

1:18:291:18:31

the better chance we have of keeping it out of the newspapers.

1:18:311:18:35

We appreciate that.

1:18:361:18:38

The address...

1:18:381:18:40

Yes.

1:18:421:18:44

Yes, that's the place.

1:18:441:18:47

How soon can you be here?

1:18:471:18:49

Stay.

1:19:321:19:34

Stand straight.

1:19:341:19:36

Attaboy.

1:19:361:19:38

You're insane.

1:19:521:19:55

Right. SHE LAUGHS

1:19:551:19:57

Which I did tell you when we first met, remember?

1:19:571:20:00

"Four our of five doctors agree"?

1:20:001:20:03

Maybe I should ask my therapist. See what she thinks about it.

1:20:051:20:10

Ask her how much it would cost to get a patent to...

1:20:101:20:13

DOORBELL RINGS

1:20:131:20:15

Help!

1:20:161:20:17

MUFFLED SCREAMS

1:20:171:20:20

HE SCREAMS Shut up!

1:20:201:20:22

-Hi.

-Oh, hello. Is Mr Kohlver here?

1:20:221:20:27

Erm, he's asleep. Not feeling so well.

1:20:271:20:31

-I think it's food poisoning.

-Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.

1:20:311:20:34

-Are you...?

-I'm his niece.

1:20:341:20:37

-Oh, really?

-Yeah.

1:20:371:20:39

Can I ask you something?

1:20:401:20:42

OK.

1:20:421:20:44

I might be a little out of line here.

1:20:441:20:47

Do you baby-sit?

1:20:481:20:50

Yeah, yeah, I do,

1:20:521:20:54

erm, but I'm only here for, like, a couple more days.

1:20:541:20:57

-That's too bad. I'm on a constant patrol for new babysitters.

-Right.

1:20:571:21:02

-Are those...?

-Oh! Yes, Mr Kohlver's cookies.

1:21:031:21:07

My daughter's a Girl Scout. We've been trying to deliver these

1:21:071:21:10

but we've always been missing him, so here they are. Yummy stuff.

1:21:101:21:14

Thanks.

1:21:141:21:16

Yeah, Uncle Jeff loves his Girl Scouts so...

1:21:161:21:19

-You should probably...

-What?

1:21:211:21:24

-Well, pay me.

-Oh! Right!

1:21:241:21:27

-Yeah, I'm sorry. How much is it?

-Six.

-Six.

1:21:271:21:30

-Erm, can you just wait here for a second?

-No problem. Sure.

1:21:331:21:37

MUFFLED SCREAMS

1:21:371:21:40

HE SCREAMS FRANTICALLY

1:21:431:21:46

Here you go.

1:21:511:21:54

Did I hear something?

1:21:541:21:56

Yeah. The food poisoning... He's...

1:21:571:22:00

-er, vomiting.

-Oh, yeah. I'm so sorry.

1:22:001:22:03

-Your cookies.

-Oh, right!

1:22:031:22:05

Erm, if you're going to be around any longer,

1:22:051:22:08

I'm just three houses down across.

1:22:081:22:10

I can always, always, always use a new sitter.

1:22:101:22:13

-I wish I could, but...

-Yeah. Me, too. Well...

1:22:131:22:17

Oh, er, so how's the roof?

1:22:171:22:20

-Sorry?

-You were on the roof.

1:22:211:22:25

-I was.

-Just a little while ago

1:22:271:22:29

I was trimming my roses and I looked up and I saw you.

1:22:291:22:32

I was wondering who it was!

1:22:321:22:35

Yeah, we... There's a...

1:22:361:22:38

We had a leak and I just thought I'd go up and check.

1:22:381:22:42

Your uncle made you go up on the roof?

1:22:421:22:45

Well, he's...sick

1:22:451:22:49

and I said I would go and see if there was, like,

1:22:491:22:52

-a hole or...

-Right.

1:22:521:22:54

Did it rain?

1:22:551:22:57

Erm, I have to go back to my uncle.

1:23:011:23:05

Oh, sure. No problem.

1:23:051:23:07

-Just tell him Judy Tokuda said hello.

-You bet.

1:23:071:23:10

-OK?

-Thanks.

1:23:101:23:12

You know what? It's yummy stuff?

1:23:161:23:19

A leak? That's all you could come up with? Pathetic.

1:23:191:23:23

Don't piss me off right now, Uncle Jeff.

1:23:241:23:29

She'll be back.

1:23:301:23:33

She thinks you're flaky and might need help,

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putting it fucking mildly.

1:23:361:23:38

When you got loose,

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did you call the police like an innocent person would?

1:23:401:23:43

-I did call.

-Oh, yeah?

1:23:431:23:47

Why don't we just press redial and see?

1:23:471:23:50

SHE SNORTS Face it, Jeff.

1:23:521:23:57

You could have got away and you didn't.

1:23:571:24:00

Now it's so easy.

1:24:001:24:02

I leave you here, someone will find you,

1:24:051:24:09

alone, with the photo of Donna,

1:24:091:24:12

and the confession that I typed on your computer.

1:24:121:24:16

Or...

1:24:171:24:19

I have a special time-limited offer.

1:24:191:24:22

You step off that chair, end it all, I destroy all the evidence.

1:24:221:24:27

No-one will ever know why you killed yourself.

1:24:271:24:30

Not even Janelle.

1:24:301:24:32

-I didn't kill Donna Mauer.

-Come on, we've been over this.

1:24:321:24:35

-Fuck you! I'm not going to beg!

-You're not going to beg again.

1:24:351:24:39

Because you do it so well.

1:24:391:24:41

"Please!"

1:24:411:24:43

"Please! Pretty please with a cherry on top!"

1:24:431:24:48

One that you just had to pop.

1:24:491:24:52

You'll leave a clue.

1:24:541:24:56

You've messed up once already. More than once.

1:24:561:25:00

Mrs Tokuda's made you. She's figured you out.

1:25:001:25:05

They'll find you.

1:25:051:25:07

-They might.

-Oh, they will.

1:25:071:25:10

You'll spend the rest of your life looking over your shoulder.

1:25:101:25:13

Waking up in the middle of the night,

1:25:131:25:16

jumping at every noise.

1:25:161:25:19

How hard do you think they're going to look for me, really?

1:25:221:25:26

They find a paedophile killer all gift-wrapped for them,

1:25:261:25:30

do you think they'll care who did the work?

1:25:301:25:32

That they'll even bring it up?

1:25:321:25:34

And you know what, I will have the biggest legal defence you ever saw.

1:25:341:25:38

If everyone who was ever molested sends me five dollars,

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I'll be able to afford the best fucking lawyer in the world.

1:25:421:25:46

Worst case scenario,

1:25:461:25:49

two years of community service.

1:25:491:25:53

Jodie Foster directs the movie version of the whole thing.

1:25:531:25:57

Who do you want to play you?

1:26:021:26:05

You didn't leave, did you?

1:26:561:26:59

No.

1:26:591:27:00

You don't want to leave me, do you?

1:27:011:27:06

< Where are ya?

1:27:151:27:18

You've spent too much time only to walk away!

1:27:191:27:22

I know you're not going to leave.

1:27:231:27:25

Come on!

1:27:261:27:28

I'll make it good for you, I promise!

1:27:281:27:31

TECHNO MUSIC PLAYS

1:28:001:28:03

MUSIC CEASES

1:28:061:28:08

DOOR SLAMS

1:28:081:28:09

Oh, you're good. You're so good.

1:28:151:28:17

You're so fucking good, you're just like her!

1:28:171:28:20

You're all just fucking like her!

1:28:201:28:22

You want to drive a man fucking crazy,

1:28:221:28:24

until you go out of your fucking mind!

1:28:241:28:27

Go, go, go your fucking way!

1:28:271:28:30

Go, go, go, go, go, go!

1:28:301:28:33

Go!

1:28:331:28:35

HE PANTS

1:28:351:28:37

You're right. You're right, Hayley.

1:28:381:28:42

Thank you. Thank you.

1:28:421:28:46

This is me. This is who I am.

1:28:461:28:50

Thank you. Thank you for helping me see it.

1:28:501:28:53

FOOTSTEPS ABOVE

1:28:541:28:56

-What took you so long?

-You dropped this.

1:29:421:29:45

I had to. Or you'd have been down there forever. Were you jerking off?

1:29:451:29:49

-Which do you want to fuck first? Me or the knife?

-Uh-uh.

1:29:491:29:52

You know how to use that?

1:29:521:29:54

Honours student, remember?

1:29:541:29:57

Nothing I can't do when I put my mind to it.

1:29:571:29:59

GUN FIRES

1:29:591:30:01

Toss the knife in the backyard!

1:30:041:30:06

Or what? Or you'll shoot again? You're not going to shoot me!

1:30:061:30:11

It's not me you have to worry about. It's Janelle.

1:30:111:30:14

I called her.

1:30:141:30:17

Told her I was Lieutenant Hayley from the LAPD.

1:30:171:30:21

How far does she live, Jeff?

1:30:211:30:24

-Look over there.

-No, no, no...

1:30:251:30:27

Look over there!

1:30:271:30:30

The deal's still open.

1:30:341:30:37

You put the noose around your neck. You end this whole game.

1:30:371:30:41

I will clean up all the evidence. You're running out of time.

1:30:411:30:45

Or we can wait for her...

1:30:451:30:49

..and I'll pull off my clothes

1:30:501:30:53

and I will run into her arms.

1:30:531:30:56

What, unless I hang myself?

1:30:561:30:58

-I'll find you. I'll track you down!

-Assuming you knew anything about me.

1:31:011:31:05

A Calabasas girl whose dad teaches at UCW won't be that hard to find.

1:31:051:31:08

You believed all that?

1:31:081:31:10

Huh?

1:31:101:31:12

God, who are you?

1:31:141:31:17

It's hard to say for sure.

1:31:171:31:20

Maybe not a Calabasas girl.

1:31:211:31:23

Maybe not the daughter of a med-school professor.

1:31:231:31:26

Maybe not even a friend of Donna.

1:31:261:31:28

Maybe not even named Hayley.

1:31:281:31:31

So, who the hell are you?

1:31:341:31:37

I am every little girl you ever watched,

1:31:391:31:43

touched, hurt, screwed, killed.

1:31:431:31:50

VEHICLE APPROACHES

1:31:511:31:53

HE GASPS

1:32:051:32:06

She's going to find it, Jeff.

1:32:061:32:08

Jeff, she's going to find it all.

1:32:081:32:10

Put on the noose and jump and I'll stop it.

1:32:101:32:13

She'll never find out.

1:32:151:32:18

She'll just think you were some sad man

1:32:181:32:20

who she never should've left.

1:32:201:32:22

Jeff?

1:32:251:32:27

Bad things...

1:32:331:32:35

Fucking awful things will happen to you in prison, this is the only way.

1:32:351:32:39

Unless you killed yourself when you had the chance.

1:32:391:32:42

It's the only way, Jeff.

1:32:441:32:46

-Jeff?

-DOORBELL RINGS

1:32:531:32:57

I didn't kill her.

1:33:111:33:13

I just watched.

1:33:171:33:19

I wanted to take pictures.

1:33:211:33:23

But he wouldn't let me.

1:33:241:33:27

It was me and another guy.

1:33:271:33:29

I didn't do it, I swear.

1:33:291:33:32

I'll tell you the name and I'll help you find him.

1:33:321:33:35

I'll help you find him.

1:33:351:33:38

I know his name.

1:33:411:33:43

I know his name, Jeff.

1:33:441:33:47

SHE LAUGHS You know what's funny?

1:33:491:33:52

< Jeff?

1:33:561:33:59

Aaron told me you did it before he killed himself.

1:33:591:34:03

HE WEEPS

1:34:031:34:05

It was him, it wasn't me.

1:34:071:34:10

< Jeff?

1:34:111:34:13

I don't care.

1:34:141:34:17

Jeff?

1:34:251:34:27

Don't worry. SIRENS WAIL IN DISTANCE

1:35:141:35:17

I promise, I'll take care of it all.

1:35:171:35:19

Or not.

1:35:491:35:51

MUSIC: "Elephant Woman" by Blonde Redhead

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# Angel I can see myself in your eyes

1:36:171:36:23

# Angel, won't you feel for me from your heart?

1:36:281:36:34

# Ah, do return my heart to me

1:36:391:36:45

# No, don't insist

1:36:501:36:53

# I'm already hurt... #

1:36:531:36:56

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