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HE TAPS IMPATIENTLY Order! Order! > | 0:01:31 | 0:01:35 | |
Ladies and gentlemen, you're all aware of what we're here for. | 0:01:42 | 0:01:46 | |
This sweepstake has been inaugurated | 0:01:46 | 0:01:48 | |
to provide a harmless sporting flutter | 0:01:48 | 0:01:51 | |
for the domestic staff of Tottney Castle. | 0:01:51 | 0:01:54 | |
Get on with it! Why do you go on? | 0:01:54 | 0:01:56 | |
Order! Order! Silence! | 0:01:56 | 0:01:58 | |
We have come to the conclusion that soon Lady Alyce will make up her mind to get married, | 0:01:58 | 0:02:03 | |
so I've put all the eligibles in this hat and whoever draws... | 0:02:03 | 0:02:06 | |
Gets the pot? | 0:02:06 | 0:02:08 | |
Whoever draws the happy man will become the possessor of the total subscribed. | 0:02:08 | 0:02:14 | |
Well, we will now proceed with the draw. | 0:02:14 | 0:02:17 | |
THEY ALL CHATTER | 0:02:17 | 0:02:19 | |
Thomas, the footman. | 0:02:19 | 0:02:21 | |
He draws..."The Hon. Wilfred Washington Watkins." | 0:02:23 | 0:02:26 | |
-Why couldn't I pull Reggie? -I don't know why you favour him. | 0:02:26 | 0:02:30 | |
-With Lady Caroline backing him? -Did you ever know her not get her way? | 0:02:30 | 0:02:34 | |
Antoine, our respected cook. | 0:02:34 | 0:02:37 | |
"Sir George Belgrave." | 0:02:44 | 0:02:46 | |
Oh, too bad! | 0:02:46 | 0:02:48 | |
Now I draw. | 0:02:48 | 0:02:50 | |
Oh! | 0:02:54 | 0:02:56 | |
Mr Reggie. | 0:02:56 | 0:02:58 | |
THEY MURMUR UNHAPPILY | 0:02:58 | 0:02:59 | |
That, ladies and gentlemen, concludes the proceedings. | 0:02:59 | 0:03:03 | |
Here! What about me? | 0:03:03 | 0:03:05 | |
What about my go at the pot? | 0:03:05 | 0:03:07 | |
I'm sorry. There are no more starters, my boy. | 0:03:07 | 0:03:10 | |
-Well, what's wrong with writing me out a ticket for Mr X. -Mr X? | 0:03:10 | 0:03:14 | |
Not in the field. If her ladyship turns down Mr Reggie and the rest, | 0:03:14 | 0:03:18 | |
and marries some tee-total stranger, it's my pot. | 0:03:18 | 0:03:21 | |
Any objections? | 0:03:23 | 0:03:25 | |
Very well. | 0:03:26 | 0:03:27 | |
There we are. Ha! | 0:03:30 | 0:03:32 | |
Ha, yourself with knobs on! | 0:03:32 | 0:03:34 | |
-Want me to tell you something? -What? -Lady Alyce is in love with a young American fella she met last year. | 0:03:35 | 0:03:42 | |
Barmy! That's what you are! | 0:03:42 | 0:03:44 | |
-Oh, barmy, am I? Then why has Lady Caroline appointed you to watch her wherever she goes? -How do you know? | 0:03:44 | 0:03:50 | |
Listening at keyholes! | 0:03:50 | 0:03:53 | |
Keggs, she's running off to London. | 0:03:53 | 0:03:55 | |
-She told me not to tell a soul. -London? What for? | 0:03:55 | 0:03:58 | |
To see Mr X. It's a walkover! | 0:03:58 | 0:04:01 | |
Lady Caroline mustn't get a word of this. | 0:04:01 | 0:04:04 | |
Where you going? | 0:04:04 | 0:04:05 | |
FRANTIC MUSIC PLAYS | 0:04:05 | 0:04:07 | |
-Where are you off to? -To protect my investment. | 0:04:22 | 0:04:25 | |
Hello...? Yes, this is Jerry Halliday's apartment. | 0:04:36 | 0:04:40 | |
No, I'm his publicity. | 0:04:41 | 0:04:43 | |
About what? | 0:04:44 | 0:04:46 | |
Well, you'll have to talk to my secretary. She's not in yet. | 0:04:46 | 0:04:50 | |
You'd better call about 12 o'clock. She'll be in then to go to lunch. | 0:04:50 | 0:04:54 | |
Hello. | 0:04:54 | 0:04:55 | |
-You should have been in two hours ago. -Why? What happened? | 0:04:56 | 0:05:00 | |
-What happened? -Yes. -If you're not on time, I'll get another stenographer. | 0:05:00 | 0:05:04 | |
Another stenographer? Do you think there's enough work for two of us? | 0:05:04 | 0:05:09 | |
Look, I mean I'm going to fire YOU! | 0:05:10 | 0:05:12 | |
-Ye... Fire me!? -Yes! -If it wasn't for my father backing Jerry's first show in the United States... | 0:05:12 | 0:05:18 | |
BOTH: You wouldn't be here in London now. No. | 0:05:18 | 0:05:21 | |
Without him, you wouldn't work for me for two weeks. | 0:05:23 | 0:05:26 | |
You wouldn't even work for me for two days! | 0:05:26 | 0:05:28 | |
Not even for two minutes! | 0:05:28 | 0:05:29 | |
Well, a girl couldn't ask for shorter hours than that. | 0:05:29 | 0:05:32 | |
Here, sharpen this pencil. | 0:05:33 | 0:05:35 | |
Type that letter I dictated last night? | 0:05:35 | 0:05:38 | |
Well, no, I didn't have time, so I mailed them my notebook. | 0:05:38 | 0:05:42 | |
I hope they read shorthand. | 0:05:42 | 0:05:43 | |
Mailed your notebook! You know, Gracie, I'm beginning to think there's nothing up here. | 0:05:43 | 0:05:48 | |
Oh, George! You're self-conscious. | 0:05:48 | 0:05:51 | |
There. | 0:05:51 | 0:05:52 | |
-That's it? -Yes. | 0:05:52 | 0:05:54 | |
-PHONE RINGS I'm not in. -He's not in. | 0:05:55 | 0:05:58 | |
-Find out who it is. -Um...who? | 0:05:58 | 0:06:01 | |
-It's a Hawaiian. -A Hawaiian? -Well, he must be. | 0:06:01 | 0:06:05 | |
He says he's Brown from the Morning Sun. | 0:06:05 | 0:06:08 | |
Look, the man's name is Brown. | 0:06:08 | 0:06:10 | |
Morning Sun is the newspaper he's working for. Tell him I'm not here. | 0:06:10 | 0:06:14 | |
Oh, he's not here. | 0:06:14 | 0:06:15 | |
I tell you, he's not here. Oh, you don't, huh? | 0:06:16 | 0:06:20 | |
Well, ask him if you don't believe me. ..George...? | 0:06:20 | 0:06:23 | |
Hello. Mr Halliday is not in. | 0:06:23 | 0:06:26 | |
Mr Jerry Halliday, the destroyer of feminine hearts... | 0:06:50 | 0:06:54 | |
I saw a crowd of women running. Why were they running? | 0:06:54 | 0:06:57 | |
-Cos you were chasing them? -No, they chased me. You and your publicity! | 0:06:57 | 0:07:01 | |
Gerry, these people believe you're the same character off stage as on. | 0:07:01 | 0:07:05 | |
What's the difference if you cash in at the box office? | 0:07:05 | 0:07:08 | |
Thanks to you, every woman who reads rushes at or away from me. | 0:07:08 | 0:07:11 | |
Has it occurred to you I might like to meet a young lady | 0:07:11 | 0:07:14 | |
who stands still for one second? | 0:07:14 | 0:07:16 | |
AHEM! | 0:07:16 | 0:07:18 | |
Sit down. Sit down! A story is a story, Jerry. | 0:07:18 | 0:07:20 | |
-And as long as they're read... -Here's a story. A true story. | 0:07:20 | 0:07:24 | |
-I'm through! -What? | 0:07:24 | 0:07:26 | |
-What do you mean? -Oh, Jerry! | 0:07:26 | 0:07:28 | |
Until I get out of this there'll be no more love scenes, love songs, | 0:07:28 | 0:07:32 | |
-love dances and no more love-sick publicity! -Listen, Jerry... | 0:07:32 | 0:07:36 | |
Jerry! Wait! Jerry! | 0:07:36 | 0:07:38 | |
WOMEN CLAMOUR | 0:07:51 | 0:07:53 | |
Good morning. Can I hide here, please? | 0:08:18 | 0:08:21 | |
Now, listen, miss. This is too much. | 0:08:21 | 0:08:24 | |
-Keggs mustn't see me. -Keggs? -Yes, he's following me. Keggs, Aunt Caroline's head watchdog. | 0:08:24 | 0:08:29 | |
Here he is. Hide me. | 0:08:31 | 0:08:33 | |
-You sir! You sir! -What's your trouble, my friend? | 0:08:33 | 0:08:36 | |
-American, are you? Well, you can't get away with this sort of thing. -What? -A young lady got in your cab. | 0:08:36 | 0:08:41 | |
-Surely not. -What do you mean? -I've been in the cab all this time | 0:08:41 | 0:08:44 | |
-and I'd have noticed, sir. -Let me look inside this cab. | 0:08:44 | 0:08:48 | |
-I will not, sir. -Very well. I'll be bound to force my way in. | 0:08:48 | 0:08:51 | |
-Then, Keggs, I'm bound to force you out. -How did you know my name? | 0:08:51 | 0:08:55 | |
It's written behind you. | 0:08:55 | 0:08:57 | |
-Who is he? -He's Jerry Halliday. | 0:09:01 | 0:09:04 | |
-He lives there? -Yes, The Devonshire. -The Devonshire! | 0:09:04 | 0:09:07 | |
You're the American! Right. | 0:09:09 | 0:09:12 | |
Don't give her up, we're going to win! | 0:09:12 | 0:09:14 | |
-I suppose you're wondering what this is about. -Oh, no! Not my business. | 0:09:21 | 0:09:25 | |
And of course you're much too well bred to enquire about my business. | 0:09:25 | 0:09:30 | |
Of course I am. What's it all about? | 0:09:30 | 0:09:32 | |
Well, I'm in a perfectly simple piece of trouble and it'll bore you to death if I tell you. | 0:09:32 | 0:09:38 | |
Open that door. Do you hear me? | 0:09:39 | 0:09:42 | |
Go away, my good man. | 0:09:42 | 0:09:44 | |
'Ello. What's all this? | 0:09:44 | 0:09:46 | |
I've another little idea here. | 0:09:46 | 0:09:48 | |
I say... | 0:09:48 | 0:09:50 | |
'Ello, 'Ello, 'Ello. Get out of there! | 0:09:52 | 0:09:56 | |
You've committed a breach of the peace. You'll be charged for this. | 0:09:56 | 0:10:00 | |
Officer, I'm glad you arrived. This man is annoying me. | 0:10:00 | 0:10:04 | |
There is a young lady in this cab. | 0:10:04 | 0:10:06 | |
-Ridiculous! -There is! -There is not! | 0:10:06 | 0:10:08 | |
We shall see. | 0:10:08 | 0:10:10 | |
A practical joker, eh? | 0:10:14 | 0:10:16 | |
Playing jokes on the law! Come along with me, the both of you! | 0:10:16 | 0:10:20 | |
-There was a young lady and you're evading the truth. -My friend... I'm denying nothing. | 0:10:20 | 0:10:25 | |
Ladies and gentlemen, for your kind attention, I will give you my impression of Jerry Halliday. | 0:10:34 | 0:10:39 | |
-Is it him? -It is! | 0:10:57 | 0:10:59 | |
Come on, Jerry. Give us a dance, will you? | 0:11:00 | 0:11:03 | |
Come on, Jerry. You can do it! | 0:11:06 | 0:11:08 | |
A bit of music for Jerry. | 0:11:09 | 0:11:11 | |
Come on, Jerry. SWING MUSIC PLAYS | 0:11:11 | 0:11:15 | |
Now... | 0:11:15 | 0:11:16 | |
come here. | 0:11:16 | 0:11:18 | |
# Bad news, go away | 0:11:18 | 0:11:20 | |
# Call round some day | 0:11:20 | 0:11:22 | |
# In March or May | 0:11:22 | 0:11:23 | |
# I can't be bothered now | 0:11:23 | 0:11:26 | |
# My bonds and shares | 0:11:26 | 0:11:27 | |
# May fall downstairs | 0:11:27 | 0:11:29 | |
# Who cares? Who cares? | 0:11:29 | 0:11:31 | |
# I'm dancing and I can't be bothered now | 0:11:31 | 0:11:33 | |
# I walk among the stars | 0:11:34 | 0:11:36 | |
# On earthly things I frown | 0:11:36 | 0:11:38 | |
# I'm throwing off the bars that held me down | 0:11:38 | 0:11:41 | |
# I'll pay the piper | 0:11:41 | 0:11:43 | |
# When times get riper | 0:11:43 | 0:11:45 | |
# Just now, I shan't | 0:11:45 | 0:11:47 | |
# Because, you see, I'm dancing and I can't be bothered now... # | 0:11:47 | 0:11:51 | |
I say there! | 0:12:25 | 0:12:27 | |
Eat my roses, will you? | 0:12:34 | 0:12:36 | |
Make me work twice as hard, will you? | 0:12:37 | 0:12:40 | |
Take that! And that! And that! | 0:12:40 | 0:12:44 | |
-Beg your pardon, your lordship. -What is it? -Milk, m'lord. -Milk?! -What am I - a baby or a cow? | 0:12:44 | 0:12:48 | |
Take it away! | 0:12:48 | 0:12:50 | |
FANFARE BLARES | 0:12:50 | 0:12:52 | |
HE BURSTS INTO A JAZZ TUNE | 0:12:59 | 0:13:02 | |
-Reggie! -Yes, Uncle John? | 0:13:12 | 0:13:15 | |
-Stop that noise! -Right-ho! | 0:13:15 | 0:13:17 | |
And stop saying "Right-ho". | 0:13:17 | 0:13:20 | |
Right-ho! | 0:13:20 | 0:13:21 | |
-Take it away. -Beg your pardon, my lord. Lady Caroline's orders. | 0:13:23 | 0:13:26 | |
I'm not to move until you've drunk the last drop. | 0:13:26 | 0:13:29 | |
-Father! -Hello, my dear. | 0:13:31 | 0:13:34 | |
-Could you do me a favour? -What? | 0:13:34 | 0:13:36 | |
Marry that saxophone-playing pest and take him away from here. | 0:13:36 | 0:13:40 | |
I won't marry Reggie and you know the reason. | 0:13:40 | 0:13:42 | |
All right, then. But next time you slip to London, let me go with you. | 0:13:42 | 0:13:46 | |
-I'd like to take a look at him. -So would I! | 0:13:46 | 0:13:49 | |
See him, your American? | 0:13:49 | 0:13:51 | |
How could I with Keggs following me and fighting in the street? | 0:13:51 | 0:13:54 | |
I wish you'd be sensible and forget him. | 0:13:54 | 0:13:57 | |
Being apart a year hasn't made me forget him. That proves I love him. | 0:13:57 | 0:14:01 | |
REGGIE PLAYS A FANFARE | 0:14:02 | 0:14:05 | |
Stop that nonsense. Look! | 0:14:05 | 0:14:07 | |
Uh-oh. Stormy weather approaching. | 0:14:08 | 0:14:10 | |
John, read this, please. | 0:14:12 | 0:14:15 | |
You know I can't read without glasses. | 0:14:15 | 0:14:18 | |
-What the devil is it? -It may interest you to know | 0:14:18 | 0:14:21 | |
Keggs spent last night in prison. | 0:14:21 | 0:14:23 | |
Keggs! | 0:14:25 | 0:14:26 | |
Keggs, come here. | 0:14:26 | 0:14:28 | |
Oh, Keggs! | 0:14:32 | 0:14:34 | |
-So you hit a policeman, eh? -No, m'lord, I kicked him. | 0:14:34 | 0:14:38 | |
Caroline, you can put up with a kicking steward, I can not. | 0:14:38 | 0:14:41 | |
-You're sacked for being drunk and disorderly in public. -Keggs was not drunk and disorderly. | 0:14:41 | 0:14:46 | |
-I suppose you were an eyewitness. -Yes. | 0:14:46 | 0:14:48 | |
Then you were in London yesterday. | 0:14:48 | 0:14:50 | |
-I'm appalled! -I went there to meet a man and Keggs followed. | 0:14:50 | 0:14:54 | |
I jumped into a cab to avoid him and that's where he had a struggle with the man in the cab. | 0:14:54 | 0:14:59 | |
You met your American! | 0:14:59 | 0:15:01 | |
I'd never seen the man before. It just happened I got into his cab. | 0:15:01 | 0:15:04 | |
As if you'd get in a cab with a stranger! | 0:15:04 | 0:15:06 | |
You're putting us off the scent! | 0:15:06 | 0:15:08 | |
From now on, you'll remain in the grounds and be watched at all times. | 0:15:08 | 0:15:12 | |
Those are your father's orders. Are they not, John? | 0:15:12 | 0:15:15 | |
I suppose. | 0:15:15 | 0:15:17 | |
Bah! | 0:15:18 | 0:15:19 | |
Good morning, children. | 0:15:49 | 0:15:51 | |
-Hi, Jerry. -Morning, Jerry. -Ah! Fan mail! | 0:15:51 | 0:15:54 | |
-Yes. -I'm through with that. | 0:15:54 | 0:15:57 | |
Now, listen, Jerry. You can't quit even temporarily. | 0:15:58 | 0:16:01 | |
I am going to hide away in the country where no-one has heard of Halliday the butterfly man, | 0:16:01 | 0:16:06 | |
beneath whose feet women's hearts | 0:16:06 | 0:16:09 | |
are crushed as grapes in a wine press. | 0:16:09 | 0:16:11 | |
You wrote that. | 0:16:11 | 0:16:13 | |
Isn't this CUTE?! | 0:16:14 | 0:16:16 | |
"And if you come then, no-one will suspect your presence. | 0:16:16 | 0:16:20 | |
"I love you, Alyce M." | 0:16:20 | 0:16:22 | |
Ha, ha, ha! | 0:16:22 | 0:16:24 | |
That's the girl in the cab. | 0:16:26 | 0:16:28 | |
-What cab? -She was in trouble. | 0:16:28 | 0:16:30 | |
Tottney Castle. I wonder where that place is. | 0:16:30 | 0:16:34 | |
It's got a coat of arms - a bona fide castle. | 0:16:35 | 0:16:38 | |
Oh, that's where Napoleon came from. | 0:16:38 | 0:16:40 | |
Napoleon? | 0:16:40 | 0:16:42 | |
Yes, Napoleon BonaFIDE. | 0:16:42 | 0:16:44 | |
-Father backed your first show, remember? -Yeah. Yeah. | 0:16:46 | 0:16:49 | |
Here it is. "Tottley Castle. Present owner is Lord Marshmoreton, | 0:16:49 | 0:16:53 | |
"his sister Lady Caroline and daughter Lady Alyce. | 0:16:53 | 0:16:56 | |
"Since the 1400s, Tottley has been the seat of the Earl..." | 0:16:56 | 0:16:59 | |
Oh, George, you must lose that Brooklyn accent. You mean "oil". | 0:16:59 | 0:17:03 | |
I mean "earl". Oil and earl are two different things. | 0:17:03 | 0:17:07 | |
Your daddy doesn't go to bed oily, does he? | 0:17:07 | 0:17:10 | |
He did when he worked for the gas station. | 0:17:10 | 0:17:12 | |
Listen, Gracie. | 0:17:12 | 0:17:14 | |
In England there are several titles for the nobility - | 0:17:14 | 0:17:17 | |
lords, dukes, earls... | 0:17:17 | 0:17:18 | |
Oh, that's my daddy! | 0:17:18 | 0:17:20 | |
If he ever gets his dukes on the Earl Company's money, Lord help 'em! | 0:17:20 | 0:17:24 | |
-I made that up myself. -You did? -Yeah! | 0:17:24 | 0:17:27 | |
-Where's the car? -Downstairs. | 0:17:27 | 0:17:30 | |
Say, have you any idea what a publicity story this will make? | 0:17:30 | 0:17:33 | |
Can't you see the headlines? Pretty peeress putty in Halliday's hands. | 0:17:33 | 0:17:37 | |
"I love you, Alyce M." | 0:17:37 | 0:17:39 | |
I mean, it's incredible. How can she say that when she doesn't know me! | 0:17:39 | 0:17:44 | |
Everybody reads my stuff. | 0:17:44 | 0:17:45 | |
Thursday is visitors' day. What's today? | 0:17:46 | 0:17:49 | |
I don't know. | 0:17:49 | 0:17:50 | |
You can tell if you look at that newspaper on your desk. | 0:17:50 | 0:17:54 | |
Oh, this is no help, George. It's yesterday's paper. | 0:17:55 | 0:17:58 | |
-Her father... -Backed my first show. -Yes. | 0:18:00 | 0:18:04 | |
REGGIE PLAYS A GENTLE, SOMBRE TUNE | 0:18:06 | 0:18:09 | |
-Hurry, Thomas. -Yes, Mr Keggs. | 0:18:12 | 0:18:14 | |
They'll be here any moment. We shall be over-run by proletariats. | 0:18:14 | 0:18:18 | |
Yes, Mr Keggs. | 0:18:18 | 0:18:20 | |
Why they would pay a shilling to be led about like dumb animals | 0:18:20 | 0:18:23 | |
gaping into the interiors of their betters, I'll never understand. | 0:18:23 | 0:18:27 | |
It makes them feel envious of us. | 0:18:28 | 0:18:30 | |
Keggs, I'm expecting madrigal singers. | 0:18:30 | 0:18:32 | |
-Show them into the ballroom. -Yes, m'lady. | 0:18:32 | 0:18:35 | |
-Oh, dear. Is it Thursday? -I fear so, m'lady. | 0:18:35 | 0:18:37 | |
-Well, open the doors and windows after they've gone. -Yes, m'lady. | 0:18:37 | 0:18:41 | |
HE PLAYS A RAGTIME TUNE | 0:18:41 | 0:18:43 | |
# Hey, hey, a mother of three | 0:18:48 | 0:18:50 | |
# Ho, ho, a mother of three Hey, hey... # | 0:18:50 | 0:18:53 | |
HE FALLS SILENT | 0:18:53 | 0:18:55 | |
HE PLAYS A GENTLE, SOMBRE TUNE | 0:18:55 | 0:18:58 | |
Keep in line, please. | 0:19:02 | 0:19:04 | |
Try to keep in line and hand me a shilling as you pass. Thank you. | 0:19:04 | 0:19:08 | |
-Good old Tottney Castle. -Isn't it beautiful? | 0:19:15 | 0:19:18 | |
It's almost pretty enough to be a filling station. | 0:19:18 | 0:19:21 | |
Filling station? This castle is over 300 years old. | 0:19:21 | 0:19:24 | |
Oliver Cromwell went through here in 1628. | 0:19:24 | 0:19:26 | |
Well, that's fast in those days. | 0:19:26 | 0:19:28 | |
-I mean he went through the castle. -Couldn't stop the car, huh? | 0:19:28 | 0:19:31 | |
BOTH: No, he couldn't stop the car! | 0:19:31 | 0:19:33 | |
Admission is one shilling. | 0:19:40 | 0:19:42 | |
Oh, well, we usually get more than that but we'll go in. | 0:19:42 | 0:19:46 | |
I don't pay the people, they pay me. | 0:19:46 | 0:19:49 | |
-Oh. Well, then, give me my money back. -You didn't give me any money. | 0:19:49 | 0:19:52 | |
Well, that's not my fault. | 0:19:52 | 0:19:54 | |
-Here's your money. -Thank you. | 0:19:54 | 0:19:56 | |
-How much did he give you? -Two shillings. | 0:19:58 | 0:20:01 | |
-And how much is the admission? -One shilling. | 0:20:01 | 0:20:04 | |
Well, then, give me my change. | 0:20:04 | 0:20:06 | |
Oh, I beg your pardon, madam, I was a little confused for a moment. | 0:20:06 | 0:20:11 | |
-Thank YOU! -Don't mention it. -Hey! Not so fast, sir. | 0:20:20 | 0:20:24 | |
Oh, hello there, how are you? | 0:20:24 | 0:20:27 | |
I'm sorry about your hat, old man. | 0:20:27 | 0:20:29 | |
This castle is not open to you. | 0:20:29 | 0:20:31 | |
-I thought it was open to anyone who paid a shilling. -To you, not on payment of £1 million. | 0:20:31 | 0:20:36 | |
Thomas, Henry. | 0:20:36 | 0:20:38 | |
Eject him! ..Come, Albert. | 0:20:38 | 0:20:41 | |
Outside the rope. | 0:20:46 | 0:20:48 | |
Oh, George, imagine meeting a deep-sea diver here. of all places! | 0:20:48 | 0:20:53 | |
-Deep-sea diver? -Yes. -That's armour. | 0:20:53 | 0:20:55 | |
Mr Armour must be somewhere in his underwear, he's not in his suit. | 0:20:55 | 0:20:59 | |
Probably slipped out for a smoke. | 0:20:59 | 0:21:01 | |
-Oh. -Oh. | 0:21:01 | 0:21:02 | |
We are now in the main hall. | 0:21:04 | 0:21:06 | |
Bang! Bang! | 0:21:06 | 0:21:08 | |
You notice what that sign says? | 0:21:14 | 0:21:16 | |
"Do not finger art..." Well, I don't blame Art. | 0:21:16 | 0:21:19 | |
If I were Art, I'd object too! | 0:21:19 | 0:21:21 | |
I don't get it. | 0:21:24 | 0:21:26 | |
Next, I would like to point out this portrait of a very famous countess, | 0:21:27 | 0:21:31 | |
mother of five daughters, | 0:21:31 | 0:21:33 | |
-whose husband was... -I know, an accountant. | 0:21:33 | 0:21:35 | |
-Oh! -Go right ahead. -Thank you. | 0:21:37 | 0:21:39 | |
I'm happy to relate that his lordship | 0:21:39 | 0:21:41 | |
-gave more than £5,000 for that portrait. -5,000lb of what? | 0:21:41 | 0:21:45 | |
BOY WHISTLES | 0:21:49 | 0:21:51 | |
Told you I was your friend, didn't I? Now I'll prove it. | 0:21:54 | 0:21:58 | |
-Good boy. -Don't muss my hair! | 0:21:58 | 0:22:00 | |
-Got a cigarette? -Sorry, this is the last one. | 0:22:02 | 0:22:05 | |
No. | 0:22:05 | 0:22:06 | |
See them? | 0:22:07 | 0:22:09 | |
They're the madrigal singers. | 0:22:09 | 0:22:11 | |
You can slip in with them and I'll take you to see Lady Alyce. | 0:22:11 | 0:22:15 | |
Good. | 0:22:15 | 0:22:16 | |
You've got here just in time. | 0:22:16 | 0:22:18 | |
If I've ever seen an impatient woman, she's one. | 0:22:18 | 0:22:22 | |
Now, this balcony is an historical spot | 0:22:25 | 0:22:28 | |
known in family tradition as Leonard's Leap. | 0:22:28 | 0:22:31 | |
In the year 1787, a young Scottish nobleman, Lord Leonard Strathbungo, | 0:22:31 | 0:22:36 | |
hurled himself from that balcony to avoid compromising the beautiful Countess Of Marshmoreton. | 0:22:36 | 0:22:41 | |
This was a feat of bravery and daring which, | 0:22:41 | 0:22:44 | |
in the whole history of the castle, | 0:22:44 | 0:22:46 | |
-has never been duplicated. Thank you. -Thank you. | 0:22:46 | 0:22:49 | |
-Did he break his neck? -George, maybe he didn't like his neck. -Maybe. | 0:22:50 | 0:22:55 | |
Now those of you who may wish, will be conducted by the footmen to inspect the model dairy. | 0:22:55 | 0:22:59 | |
Why? | 0:22:59 | 0:23:01 | |
I am happy to relate | 0:23:01 | 0:23:03 | |
that his lordship is the owner of no fewer than 15 hundred cows. | 0:23:03 | 0:23:08 | |
-Does he herd sheep? -Oh, George, you can't say, "Does he heard sheep?" | 0:23:08 | 0:23:12 | |
You mean, "Does he hear sheep?" or "Has he heard sheep?" | 0:23:12 | 0:23:15 | |
-But you can't say... -ALL: "Does he heard sheep?" NO. | 0:23:15 | 0:23:18 | |
Well, now we will return by way of the ballroom. | 0:23:18 | 0:23:21 | |
George, isn't he a silly man! | 0:23:21 | 0:23:24 | |
Now, let's all start together. | 0:23:42 | 0:23:44 | |
Right-ho. And let's try and finish together. | 0:23:44 | 0:23:47 | |
# There was a jolly British tar who met a milkmaid bonny | 0:23:52 | 0:23:55 | |
# He said, How beautiful you are, with a hey and a nonny | 0:23:55 | 0:24:00 | |
# With a hey and a nonny | 0:24:00 | 0:24:02 | |
# Such golden hair I ne'er did see with lips to shame a cherry | 0:24:02 | 0:24:06 | |
# Oh, buxom milkmaid, marry me | 0:24:06 | 0:24:09 | |
# With a down-a-derry | 0:24:09 | 0:24:11 | |
# With a down-a-down-a-derry | 0:24:11 | 0:24:14 | |
# Our hearts could rhyme, said she | 0:24:16 | 0:24:18 | |
# Tis flattered I'm, said she | 0:24:18 | 0:24:20 | |
# But oh, ah, me You see, you see, you see, you see | 0:24:20 | 0:24:23 | |
-# I happen to be -I happen to be the mother of three | 0:24:23 | 0:24:26 | |
# A wife already and mother of three Of three, of three, of three, of three, of three | 0:24:26 | 0:24:31 | |
# The mother of three... # | 0:24:31 | 0:24:33 | |
# The jolly tar, he laughed a lot | 0:24:37 | 0:24:39 | |
# Tis for the best, my bonny | 0:24:39 | 0:24:41 | |
# That you won't be my better half With a hey and a nonny | 0:24:41 | 0:24:45 | |
# With a hey and a nonny | 0:24:45 | 0:24:47 | |
# I near forgot on seeing you That I've a wife in Kerry | 0:24:47 | 0:24:51 | |
# In Spain and also Timbuktu | 0:24:51 | 0:24:54 | |
-# With a down-a-derry -With a down-a-down-a-derry... # | 0:24:54 | 0:24:58 | |
# ...You've got me thinking twice Goodbye to shoes and rice | 0:25:00 | 0:25:04 | |
# For, ah, me You see, you see | 0:25:04 | 0:25:06 | |
-# Now, you see, I happen to be -I happen to be the husband of three | 0:25:06 | 0:25:10 | |
# A-spliced already and husband of three | 0:25:10 | 0:25:12 | |
# A-spliced already and husband of three | 0:25:12 | 0:25:14 | |
-# Of three -Of three, of three, of three | 0:25:14 | 0:25:17 | |
# Of three, of three, of three Of three, of three, of three | 0:25:17 | 0:25:21 | |
# A husband o-o-o-o-o-o-f | 0:25:21 | 0:25:24 | |
# Three | 0:25:24 | 0:25:27 | |
# Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah | 0:25:27 | 0:25:30 | |
# Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah | 0:25:30 | 0:25:33 | |
# Ah! # BOY WHISTLES | 0:25:33 | 0:25:36 | |
-After him and turn him out. -Very well, m'lady. ..Thomas! ..Henry! | 0:25:39 | 0:25:43 | |
Sit down. Hurry up! | 0:25:53 | 0:25:55 | |
Now... | 0:25:58 | 0:26:00 | |
close your eyes. | 0:26:00 | 0:26:01 | |
-Now count. -Count? | 0:26:04 | 0:26:07 | |
You're surprising her, ain't you? It'll be more romantic. | 0:26:07 | 0:26:11 | |
She can creep softly in and plant a kiss on your brow. | 0:26:11 | 0:26:15 | |
All right. | 0:26:17 | 0:26:19 | |
Count. | 0:26:19 | 0:26:21 | |
One, two, three, | 0:26:21 | 0:26:24 | |
-four... -Louder. | 0:26:24 | 0:26:27 | |
Five, six... | 0:26:27 | 0:26:29 | |
-Give it a bit more. -Eleven, twelve... | 0:26:29 | 0:26:33 | |
thirteen... | 0:26:33 | 0:26:35 | |
eighteen, nineteen, twenty, | 0:26:35 | 0:26:39 | |
twenty-one, | 0:26:39 | 0:26:40 | |
twenty-two, twenty-three, twenty-four, | 0:26:40 | 0:26:43 | |
twenty-five, twenty-six, | 0:26:43 | 0:26:45 | |
twenty-seven, twenty-eight, | 0:26:45 | 0:26:47 | |
twenty-seven. I said that before. Twen... | 0:26:47 | 0:26:50 | |
I got here just as quickly as I could. | 0:26:57 | 0:27:00 | |
You did? | 0:27:00 | 0:27:02 | |
Yes. | 0:27:02 | 0:27:03 | |
You're feeling quite well? | 0:27:03 | 0:27:05 | |
Well, I'm not used to all this excitement. | 0:27:05 | 0:27:08 | |
Oh, one of our gardeners got sunstroke yesterday. | 0:27:08 | 0:27:11 | |
Is that so? | 0:27:11 | 0:27:13 | |
Yes, um...he stood out in the sun too long without his hat on. | 0:27:13 | 0:27:17 | |
That made HIM all funny in the head. | 0:27:17 | 0:27:20 | |
Yes. | 0:27:20 | 0:27:21 | |
Um...now what happens? What can I do to help you? | 0:27:23 | 0:27:26 | |
Help? | 0:27:26 | 0:27:28 | |
-Well, you're in distress, aren't you? -In a way, yes. | 0:27:28 | 0:27:31 | |
They're keeping you prisoner. | 0:27:31 | 0:27:33 | |
-Yes. -Well, I wouldn't have dreamed it possible in this day and age! | 0:27:33 | 0:27:38 | |
-Locking a girl up like a prisoner to keep her away from... -The man she loves. | 0:27:38 | 0:27:42 | |
How did you know? | 0:27:45 | 0:27:47 | |
Um...you're quite sure about this being-in-love thing? | 0:27:47 | 0:27:51 | |
-I mean, it isn't just a quick schoolgirl crush? -Oh, no. | 0:27:51 | 0:27:56 | |
It's the real thing? | 0:27:57 | 0:27:59 | |
Oh, well, really, I...find it quite embarrassing. | 0:28:00 | 0:28:04 | |
Don't be shy. Not with me. | 0:28:05 | 0:28:08 | |
I mean, I want you to just, well, tell me everything. | 0:28:08 | 0:28:12 | |
But I couldn't possibly! I've only met you once. | 0:28:12 | 0:28:17 | |
I'll tell you what, let's pretend I'm an old friend of the family, | 0:28:19 | 0:28:23 | |
an uncle or something like that, | 0:28:23 | 0:28:25 | |
and, well, you're talking about a third person who isn't here. How's that? | 0:28:25 | 0:28:31 | |
It might make it easier. | 0:28:31 | 0:28:34 | |
Now... | 0:28:35 | 0:28:36 | |
All right. Here we go. | 0:28:38 | 0:28:41 | |
Um...you do really, shall we say, um... | 0:28:41 | 0:28:46 | |
-..care for this man? -I love him. | 0:28:47 | 0:28:49 | |
Why? | 0:28:55 | 0:28:57 | |
Well, in the first place, he's... | 0:28:57 | 0:28:59 | |
the most charming man in the world. | 0:28:59 | 0:29:02 | |
And...in the second place, | 0:29:05 | 0:29:07 | |
he's divinely handsome. | 0:29:07 | 0:29:10 | |
You're crazy! | 0:29:12 | 0:29:14 | |
Well, I beg your pardon, I think so. | 0:29:14 | 0:29:17 | |
Well, all right. We won't argue that point any further. | 0:29:17 | 0:29:21 | |
Go on. | 0:29:22 | 0:29:24 | |
Um...American? | 0:29:24 | 0:29:26 | |
Yes. | 0:29:26 | 0:29:28 | |
Um...you'd say, "He's got what it takes." | 0:29:28 | 0:29:32 | |
-Listen, you know, I can stand so much and then... -KNOCK AT DOOR | 0:29:34 | 0:29:38 | |
Alyce! Alyce! | 0:29:38 | 0:29:40 | |
-It's Aunt Caroline. -Alyce? -Yes? | 0:29:40 | 0:29:42 | |
I want to speak to you. | 0:29:42 | 0:29:44 | |
Just a moment. ..Get out of here. Aunt Caroline will find you. | 0:29:44 | 0:29:47 | |
-The balcony. -Alyce? -But don't go near the edge. | 0:29:47 | 0:29:51 | |
-Where's that man? -What man? -It's no good staring like that. | 0:29:56 | 0:30:00 | |
That man was seen coming upstairs. You're hiding him. | 0:30:00 | 0:30:02 | |
Psst! | 0:30:02 | 0:30:04 | |
-The balcony! -Don't be silly, Aunt Caroline. The balcony?! | 0:30:08 | 0:30:12 | |
Well, it appears I was mistaken. I'm sorry. | 0:30:16 | 0:30:19 | |
-He did it. -Did what? | 0:30:23 | 0:30:24 | |
The leap! | 0:30:24 | 0:30:26 | |
-Leonard, I mean. -Well, of course he did. | 0:30:26 | 0:30:29 | |
Aunt Caroline, has any man been known to do it since Leonard? | 0:30:29 | 0:30:33 | |
Certainly not! | 0:30:33 | 0:30:35 | |
Oh, what courage! | 0:30:36 | 0:30:38 | |
Leonard, you mean? | 0:30:38 | 0:30:40 | |
-Yes, Leonard, of course. -Oh. | 0:30:40 | 0:30:43 | |
-Keep the motor running. -Did you see her, Jerry? -Yes, yes. | 0:30:55 | 0:30:58 | |
Good. Now we can go to Paris. | 0:30:58 | 0:31:00 | |
"Don't lose courage. I'll be waiting to help you. | 0:31:00 | 0:31:03 | |
"What do I do next?" Thanks. | 0:31:03 | 0:31:05 | |
Say, you, gardener? | 0:31:05 | 0:31:07 | |
Look, where can one stay around here? | 0:31:07 | 0:31:10 | |
There's several cottages down the road. | 0:31:10 | 0:31:12 | |
Can you keep your mouth shut? | 0:31:12 | 0:31:14 | |
Look, I want you to give this note to Lady Alyce, first chance. And here's £1 for your trouble. | 0:31:15 | 0:31:21 | |
-Did you tell his lordship I wish to see him? -Yes, m'lady. | 0:31:30 | 0:31:34 | |
-Where is he, then? -He's coming now. | 0:31:34 | 0:31:37 | |
-He was taking his bath. -Very well. | 0:31:37 | 0:31:40 | |
REGGIE PIPES A JOLLY TUNE | 0:31:41 | 0:31:44 | |
Stop that infernal noise! | 0:31:56 | 0:31:57 | |
-Yes, stop it, Reggie. -Right-ho! | 0:31:57 | 0:32:00 | |
BAGPIPES WHEEZE | 0:32:00 | 0:32:03 | |
Well, what is it? What is it? | 0:32:04 | 0:32:06 | |
-I want to speak to you, John. -Nice time to choose! | 0:32:06 | 0:32:09 | |
-Keggs, repeat to his lordship what you just told me. -Very good. | 0:32:09 | 0:32:13 | |
I have been informed by the cook, who was informed by the footman, | 0:32:13 | 0:32:16 | |
who was informed by the scullery maid, who had it from the milkman... | 0:32:16 | 0:32:20 | |
-You forgot the first maid. -Shut up! | 0:32:20 | 0:32:22 | |
Oh, go ahead, man. What did the syndicate tell you? | 0:32:22 | 0:32:26 | |
That three Americans now occupy Leonard's Manor, m'lord. | 0:32:26 | 0:32:30 | |
Alyce's American and his friends. They're just down the road! | 0:32:30 | 0:32:34 | |
-Well, John? -What do you mean, "Well, John?" What do you expect me to do? | 0:32:35 | 0:32:39 | |
You will go and horsewhip him immediately. | 0:32:39 | 0:32:41 | |
Oh, but I couldn't possibly. Why, I-I hardly know the person. | 0:32:41 | 0:32:45 | |
You'll do it directly you've had breakfast. | 0:32:45 | 0:32:48 | |
Oh, all right, I'll think it over. | 0:32:48 | 0:32:50 | |
Well, now you've rented this bungalow, what am I expected to do? Sit and watch you being a hermit? | 0:32:54 | 0:33:00 | |
Where's your sense of romance? | 0:33:00 | 0:33:02 | |
Did you hear what she said? Leonard lived here. | 0:33:02 | 0:33:04 | |
Oh, have some sense, Jerry. Come on! | 0:33:04 | 0:33:07 | |
-Oh, I can't go now. She needs me. She's in trouble. -Oh, Jerry! | 0:33:07 | 0:33:10 | |
Don't be pessimistic. She may still be in trouble when you get back. | 0:33:10 | 0:33:14 | |
-Don't unpack, Mr Halliday, he's on his way over! -Who? | 0:33:19 | 0:33:22 | |
His lordship! He's coming to chase you out of the place! | 0:33:22 | 0:33:25 | |
Chase me out of the place? | 0:33:25 | 0:33:27 | |
Please, sir. You'd better hurry. If you don't go, he'll horsewhip you. | 0:33:27 | 0:33:31 | |
How old-fashioned! Horsewhipping in this day and age, | 0:33:31 | 0:33:34 | |
when they can run over him! What will they think of next? | 0:33:34 | 0:33:38 | |
Please, sir. Hurry! Hurry! | 0:33:38 | 0:33:40 | |
Relax, my dear boy, I'm not leaving. I like it here. | 0:33:40 | 0:33:44 | |
-I'm filled with the spirit of Leonard. -Please, change your mind. | 0:33:44 | 0:33:48 | |
-You can't defy him! -It's time someone defied the old wolf. | 0:33:48 | 0:33:51 | |
That's him! He'll kill me if he finds me here! | 0:33:55 | 0:33:58 | |
You'd better take Gracie into the next room. | 0:34:03 | 0:34:06 | |
-I want to see what happens. -You'll hear. | 0:34:06 | 0:34:08 | |
Oh! | 0:34:11 | 0:34:13 | |
Enter. | 0:34:28 | 0:34:30 | |
Oh! I was expecting someone else. | 0:34:37 | 0:34:40 | |
However, peasantry is always welcome across my threshold. | 0:34:40 | 0:34:43 | |
Take a stool and sit down, sir. | 0:34:43 | 0:34:46 | |
-THUD! -As a matter of fact, I.... | 0:34:46 | 0:34:49 | |
..I was expecting your boss. | 0:34:53 | 0:34:55 | |
And it would have been a most unpleasant time he'd have spent. | 0:34:55 | 0:34:59 | |
Pray tell, who does he think he is, ordering me out of the county and horsewhipping me? | 0:34:59 | 0:35:05 | |
I'd like to see him try it! | 0:35:05 | 0:35:06 | |
What do I care if he's the earl of yon neighbouring castle? | 0:35:06 | 0:35:10 | |
An earl? So what? | 0:35:10 | 0:35:12 | |
And how did he become an earl? | 0:35:13 | 0:35:16 | |
Because some ancestor did common people out of their lands, the old pirate! | 0:35:16 | 0:35:21 | |
Want to know what else I think? | 0:35:21 | 0:35:23 | |
Why, he's nothing but a... a high-binder. | 0:35:23 | 0:35:27 | |
-Have you finished? -Yes. | 0:35:31 | 0:35:33 | |
-I think that's all. -Good. | 0:35:33 | 0:35:35 | |
-Come out, you young scoundrel! Come out! -No, lord. Please, lord. | 0:35:37 | 0:35:42 | |
Please, sire. Go on, get out. Yes, m'lord. No, m'lord. | 0:35:42 | 0:35:46 | |
-You're Lord Marshmoreton. -I am. | 0:35:57 | 0:36:01 | |
Oh! | 0:36:01 | 0:36:02 | |
Oh! Oh, isn't it awful? Isn't it terrible? | 0:36:02 | 0:36:05 | |
-What's awful? What's terrible? -I can't hear a thing. | 0:36:05 | 0:36:09 | |
-What's this? -The answer to the letter you gave me. | 0:36:15 | 0:36:18 | |
-You mean that you gave my note to Lady Alyce? -Of course I did. | 0:36:18 | 0:36:22 | |
You tipped me most liberally. There's her answer. | 0:36:22 | 0:36:26 | |
-Oh, then you're on my side. -Of course I am. | 0:36:27 | 0:36:30 | |
-Alyce loves you. -What? | 0:36:30 | 0:36:32 | |
And I respect her judgment. She loves you, that's enough for me. | 0:36:32 | 0:36:36 | |
I don't think the Marshmoretons are fenced off from the rest of the world by some sort of nobility. | 0:36:36 | 0:36:41 | |
My sister does, but she's an ass. | 0:36:41 | 0:36:44 | |
Isn't she? | 0:36:44 | 0:36:45 | |
I mean, is she? | 0:36:45 | 0:36:47 | |
Course she is! Always has been. | 0:36:47 | 0:36:49 | |
Why, she wants her step-son, Reggie, to marry Alyce. | 0:36:49 | 0:36:53 | |
Over my dead body, sir. | 0:36:53 | 0:36:55 | |
Well, she didn't specify that, but she'd be glad if it was arranged. | 0:36:55 | 0:36:59 | |
Look... We're going to take her to a fair this afternoon. | 0:36:59 | 0:37:04 | |
-Caroline expects him to propose to her on the chute de chutes. -Well, I'll be darned! | 0:37:04 | 0:37:09 | |
Is that all you're going to say? | 0:37:10 | 0:37:12 | |
No, sir, it is not. | 0:37:13 | 0:37:15 | |
Well, if I were a man in your position, | 0:37:15 | 0:37:17 | |
I'd go myself and take her from him. | 0:37:17 | 0:37:19 | |
That's just what I shall do, sir. | 0:37:19 | 0:37:21 | |
Good boy! | 0:37:21 | 0:37:23 | |
Well... | 0:37:23 | 0:37:24 | |
I must be getting back to my roses. | 0:37:24 | 0:37:27 | |
Oh, by the way, | 0:37:28 | 0:37:30 | |
if you should happen to run into my sister, | 0:37:30 | 0:37:33 | |
-tell her I horsewhipped you within an inch of your life. -Right-ho. | 0:37:33 | 0:37:37 | |
JERRY HUMS A CHEERFUL TUNE | 0:37:39 | 0:37:42 | |
Still alive, huh? | 0:37:42 | 0:37:43 | |
-Alive? I've just begun to live. -Just begun to live? | 0:37:43 | 0:37:47 | |
-Why, I've just begun to live. -Oh, he's just begun to live. | 0:37:47 | 0:37:51 | |
-# Oh, I've just begun to live -I've just begun to live | 0:37:51 | 0:37:53 | |
# Yes, I've just begun to live I've just begun to live | 0:37:53 | 0:37:56 | |
# Oh, I've just begun to live I've just begun to live... # | 0:37:56 | 0:37:59 | |
Step up, ladies and gents! This way! The tunnel of love! | 0:40:42 | 0:40:47 | |
All for the price of half a shilling. | 0:40:47 | 0:40:49 | |
Now, I've no doubt many are shy. You'd like to pop the question but don't know how. | 0:40:49 | 0:40:54 | |
Give your girl sixpence for the tunnel of love and achieve your wish. | 0:40:54 | 0:40:59 | |
Get your money back if she don't fling her arms round your neck and say yes. | 0:40:59 | 0:41:03 | |
When she says nothing, say, "Will you be mine?" How can she help, | 0:41:03 | 0:41:07 | |
but say the word that keeps the clergyman out of the poor house? Money will be returned | 0:41:07 | 0:41:12 | |
to all men who don't click in the first five minutes. | 0:41:12 | 0:41:16 | |
Step up! This way for the tunnel of love. Buy your tickets and hurry in. | 0:41:16 | 0:41:21 | |
-Oh, come on, George. -No, that's for children. I don't like them - never did, never will. | 0:41:21 | 0:41:26 | |
-Jerry, don't get me a ticket. -Why not? -I've got a weak heart. | 0:41:26 | 0:41:29 | |
Don't be silly! If Jerry pays, how can that affect your heart? | 0:41:29 | 0:41:33 | |
-Come on. -No, no. Not me. I don't get pleasure out of this. | 0:41:33 | 0:41:36 | |
Come along, George. It's lots of fun having fun, even if you don't enjoy it. | 0:41:36 | 0:41:41 | |
Heel! | 0:41:41 | 0:41:42 | |
Ah! | 0:42:15 | 0:42:17 | |
-Good afternoon. -Good afternoon. | 0:42:38 | 0:42:40 | |
I've, um...been hoping that I'd meet you again. | 0:42:40 | 0:42:43 | |
-Oh, you have? -Yes, to thank you about yesterday. | 0:42:43 | 0:42:46 | |
Did you hurt yourself? | 0:42:46 | 0:42:48 | |
Oh, no, no. No. Just skinned my hands a little. | 0:42:48 | 0:42:52 | |
It's nothing at all. | 0:42:52 | 0:42:54 | |
-It's a lot of fun, isn't it? -It's all right. -What do they call it? | 0:42:54 | 0:42:59 | |
The tunnel of love. | 0:42:59 | 0:43:00 | |
Oh. | 0:43:04 | 0:43:05 | |
I say, I'm with the lady in the car ahead. | 0:43:07 | 0:43:10 | |
My, my! You must be a magician! | 0:43:10 | 0:43:12 | |
No, but really, aren't you with the gentleman in the car ahead? | 0:43:12 | 0:43:16 | |
Oh! So I am! | 0:43:17 | 0:43:18 | |
Well, if we're in the car ahead, who can the people be in this car? | 0:43:19 | 0:43:24 | |
Yes, that's right. There must be some mix-up. | 0:43:24 | 0:43:27 | |
-Shall I strike a match? -Why hit a match? It isn't his fault. | 0:43:27 | 0:43:31 | |
Although I always say... | 0:43:31 | 0:43:34 | |
How do? ..Although I always say... | 0:43:34 | 0:43:37 | |
Say! You're pretty! | 0:43:38 | 0:43:41 | |
You know, I was about to say the very same thing. | 0:43:41 | 0:43:44 | |
Why don't you say it? If you think you're pretty, you have as much right to say it as I have. | 0:43:44 | 0:43:49 | |
I say, do you live here. | 0:43:49 | 0:43:51 | |
No! Where I live we sit in chairs. | 0:43:51 | 0:43:54 | |
I must admit something else. | 0:43:54 | 0:43:57 | |
I, um... | 0:43:57 | 0:43:58 | |
It's lovely weather, isn't it? | 0:43:58 | 0:44:00 | |
-Yes. Shame we can't see it. -Rather. -..How do? | 0:44:00 | 0:44:04 | |
Oh, by the way, did you see the newspapers this morning? | 0:44:04 | 0:44:08 | |
No. Did you see them? | 0:44:08 | 0:44:10 | |
No. | 0:44:10 | 0:44:11 | |
But I wished it was yesterday. | 0:44:11 | 0:44:14 | |
Although I didn't see the papers yesterday. | 0:44:14 | 0:44:17 | |
-Did you see the papers yesterday morning? -No. | 0:44:17 | 0:44:20 | |
I never see the papers. | 0:44:20 | 0:44:23 | |
-But they're nice to talk about. -Yes. They're so true to life. | 0:44:23 | 0:44:26 | |
Oh, well, aren't we all! | 0:44:26 | 0:44:29 | |
How do? | 0:44:29 | 0:44:30 | |
-I say, everybody knows you, don't they? -Yes. | 0:44:31 | 0:44:36 | |
By the way, I, um... I saw your father this morning. | 0:44:36 | 0:44:39 | |
-Oh, yes? -Yes, he called at my house. | 0:44:39 | 0:44:42 | |
-I thought he was a grand person. -Oh, yes. -And truthful, I suppose? | 0:44:42 | 0:44:47 | |
What do you mean? | 0:44:47 | 0:44:49 | |
I mean you can rely upon what he tells you. | 0:44:49 | 0:44:51 | |
He wouldn't just have fun, like a practical joke or anything. | 0:44:51 | 0:44:55 | |
Of course not. | 0:44:55 | 0:44:56 | |
-What did he tell you? -About you. -What about me? | 0:44:56 | 0:45:00 | |
He told me about you having fallen in love with... | 0:45:00 | 0:45:05 | |
Oh! Well, I'm not ashamed of it. | 0:45:05 | 0:45:07 | |
Course not! | 0:45:07 | 0:45:09 | |
You can't help falling in love. | 0:45:09 | 0:45:11 | |
I know that. | 0:45:13 | 0:45:14 | |
It's like being hit by a thunderbolt. | 0:45:15 | 0:45:18 | |
That's right. | 0:45:18 | 0:45:20 | |
I know some people laugh at the idea of falling in love at first sight. | 0:45:21 | 0:45:25 | |
-They're wrong. -I'm glad you think so | 0:45:25 | 0:45:28 | |
because I did, head over heels. | 0:45:28 | 0:45:31 | |
Alyce... | 0:45:32 | 0:45:33 | |
SLAP! | 0:45:33 | 0:45:35 | |
How do? | 0:45:38 | 0:45:40 | |
You look nice and happy. What's happened to you? | 0:45:54 | 0:45:56 | |
George, that was fun! Let's go down the moving stairs! | 0:45:56 | 0:45:59 | |
Oh, oh, no. Come here. | 0:45:59 | 0:46:01 | |
"The safest way - take the lift." Inside. | 0:46:03 | 0:46:06 | |
GRACIE LAUGHS | 0:46:17 | 0:46:20 | |
The safe way? | 0:46:24 | 0:46:26 | |
# What made good Queen Bess such a great success? | 0:46:28 | 0:46:32 | |
# What made Wellington do what he did at Waterloo? | 0:46:32 | 0:46:36 | |
# What makes every Englishman a fighter through and through? | 0:46:37 | 0:46:40 | |
# It isn't roast beef or ale, or home, or mother | 0:46:40 | 0:46:44 | |
# It's just a little thing they sing to one another | 0:46:44 | 0:46:48 | |
# Stiff upper lip, stout fella | 0:46:49 | 0:46:52 | |
# Carry on, old bean | 0:46:52 | 0:46:54 | |
# Chin up | 0:46:54 | 0:46:56 | |
# Keep muddling through | 0:46:56 | 0:46:58 | |
# Stiff upper lip, stout fella | 0:46:58 | 0:47:01 | |
# Dash it all, I mean | 0:47:01 | 0:47:03 | |
# Pip-pip to old man trouble | 0:47:03 | 0:47:05 | |
# And a toodle-oo too | 0:47:05 | 0:47:07 | |
# Carry on through thick and thin | 0:47:07 | 0:47:10 | |
# If you feel you're in the right | 0:47:10 | 0:47:13 | |
# Does the fighting spirit win? | 0:47:13 | 0:47:15 | |
# Oh, quite, quite, quite quite, quite | 0:47:15 | 0:47:18 | |
# Stiff upper lip, stout fella | 0:47:18 | 0:47:20 | |
# When you're in a stew | 0:47:20 | 0:47:22 | |
# Sober or blotto this is the motto | 0:47:22 | 0:47:25 | |
# Keep muddling through... # | 0:47:25 | 0:47:27 | |
HE SINGS | 0:54:44 | 0:54:47 | |
I'm sorry, m'lady. So sorry. | 0:54:49 | 0:54:52 | |
I thought it was clearly understood, Keggs, that I would not tolerate another of these outbursts. | 0:54:52 | 0:54:58 | |
Yes, m'lady. I fight the urge constantly, m'lady | 0:54:58 | 0:55:01 | |
but this time it seemed to get the better of me. | 0:55:01 | 0:55:04 | |
A man of character, Keggs, should learn to control his passions. | 0:55:04 | 0:55:09 | |
Yes, m'lady. Thank you, m'lady. | 0:55:09 | 0:55:11 | |
-Father! -Just a minute, dear. I'm looking for a snail. | 0:55:23 | 0:55:26 | |
It's behind this bush somewhere. | 0:55:26 | 0:55:28 | |
Go round there and cut off its retreat. | 0:55:28 | 0:55:30 | |
I'll teach him to eat the flowers. | 0:55:30 | 0:55:32 | |
Father, do stop talking about snails. I want to ask something. | 0:55:32 | 0:55:35 | |
Do you think it shows a very weak character, changing one's mind? | 0:55:35 | 0:55:39 | |
-About? -About, um...for instance, um...falling in love. | 0:55:39 | 0:55:43 | |
Oh, hello, what's this you're telling me? | 0:55:43 | 0:55:45 | |
You've changed your mind about that ski-jumping fellow? | 0:55:45 | 0:55:49 | |
I just found, suddenly, that I don't love him. | 0:55:49 | 0:55:52 | |
-I suppose that delights you. -Not at all. I'm sorry, I liked the chap. | 0:55:52 | 0:55:56 | |
-But you've never met him. -Of course I've met him. I called at his house yesterday to deliver that note. | 0:55:56 | 0:56:01 | |
-Oh, that's not the man. -Not the man? | 0:56:01 | 0:56:03 | |
No, that's the American I met in London in a cab. | 0:56:03 | 0:56:06 | |
Well, whoever he is, I told him you were potty about him. | 0:56:06 | 0:56:10 | |
-I gave him my blessing. -You told him I was...? | 0:56:10 | 0:56:13 | |
Oh! | 0:56:14 | 0:56:15 | |
-Then that's why. -Why what? -Why he kissed me. | 0:56:15 | 0:56:18 | |
-Naturally. -Father, you don't understand. I slapped him. -Naturally. | 0:56:18 | 0:56:23 | |
-He's a stranger. -But he's not a stranger. | 0:56:23 | 0:56:25 | |
That is, in a way he is, and he isn't. | 0:56:25 | 0:56:28 | |
I realised in a flash that I love him. I can't help myself. | 0:56:28 | 0:56:33 | |
-I know you think I'm crazy. -Love him? | 0:56:33 | 0:56:35 | |
-But you said you didn't. -I didn't say I didn't, I said I did. | 0:56:35 | 0:56:39 | |
-But now he won't want anything to do with me any more. -Why? | 0:56:39 | 0:56:43 | |
Because you slapped him? What rot! | 0:56:43 | 0:56:45 | |
Why, your mother used to slap me frequently before we got engaged. | 0:56:45 | 0:56:49 | |
You think I minded? Course I didn't! | 0:56:49 | 0:56:52 | |
Showed she was beginning to take an interest in me. | 0:56:52 | 0:56:54 | |
Every time I kissed her, she slapped me. Every time she slapped me, she apologised. | 0:56:54 | 0:56:59 | |
And every time she apologised, I kissed her again | 0:56:59 | 0:57:02 | |
and before long, there we were in a private suite | 0:57:02 | 0:57:05 | |
shaking the confetti out of our hair. | 0:57:05 | 0:57:07 | |
-Do you think I ought to apologise? -Well, he might kiss you again! | 0:57:07 | 0:57:11 | |
Suppose he didn't. I mean, suppose he didn't forgive me? | 0:57:11 | 0:57:14 | |
-He'll forgive you. Everything will end happily and I shall come along and dance at your wedding. -Father! | 0:57:14 | 0:57:20 | |
You go along and do your apologising. | 0:57:20 | 0:57:23 | |
I've got to get this snail. | 0:57:23 | 0:57:25 | |
-Hello, Keggs. -M'lady. | 0:57:33 | 0:57:35 | |
Come here, you. | 0:57:38 | 0:57:40 | |
I want a few words with you in private. | 0:57:42 | 0:57:44 | |
Eavesdropping is a low habit his lordship will not tolerate | 0:57:44 | 0:57:48 | |
and so, young idiot Albert, I'm forced to give you the sack. | 0:57:48 | 0:57:52 | |
Please, Mr Keggs, let me off this once. | 0:57:52 | 0:57:54 | |
Well, I'm soft-hearted and would hate to ruin a lad's prospects. | 0:57:54 | 0:57:59 | |
-Promise you won't do it again? -Word of honour. | 0:57:59 | 0:58:01 | |
Very well. | 0:58:01 | 0:58:03 | |
Thank you, Mr Keggs. | 0:58:03 | 0:58:05 | |
Oh, by the way, | 0:58:05 | 0:58:06 | |
-do you happen to have that ticket? The one marked "Mr X"? -Yes. | 0:58:06 | 0:58:11 | |
-Would you mind exchanging it for the one marked "Mr Reggie"? -No chance. | 0:58:11 | 0:58:15 | |
Just as you please. | 0:58:15 | 0:58:16 | |
But, on second thoughts, I'll have to discharge you after all. | 0:58:16 | 0:58:20 | |
Pity it is too, being dismissed without a character, | 0:58:20 | 0:58:24 | |
breaking your poor old mother's heart. | 0:58:24 | 0:58:26 | |
It's men like you what lead half the crimes in the country! Here. | 0:58:26 | 0:58:30 | |
-Thank you. -Thank you. | 0:58:31 | 0:58:34 | |
HE HUMS A CHEERFUL TUNE | 0:58:36 | 0:58:39 | |
What are you so cheerful about? | 0:58:45 | 0:58:47 | |
We're going to Paris! | 0:58:47 | 0:58:49 | |
What are you so cheerful about? | 0:58:49 | 0:58:51 | |
We're going to Paris. | 0:58:51 | 0:58:52 | |
I suppose you'd like to stay here | 0:58:52 | 0:58:55 | |
and play Leonard so you can save Lady Alyce again, huh? | 0:58:55 | 0:58:58 | |
-I never want to see her again. -She's here. -Who? | 0:58:58 | 0:59:03 | |
-The girl who slapped you. -Where? | 0:59:03 | 0:59:06 | |
On the jaw. | 0:59:06 | 0:59:07 | |
She's coming up the lane. | 0:59:07 | 0:59:09 | |
Let's go outside. | 0:59:15 | 0:59:17 | |
-The man is in love. He wants to be by himself with the girl he loves. -George, I didn't know you liked me! | 0:59:17 | 0:59:24 | |
-This is so sudden. Come on. -Oh. | 0:59:24 | 0:59:27 | |
Hello. | 0:59:27 | 0:59:28 | |
-How do you do? -May I come in? | 0:59:28 | 0:59:31 | |
Is there something I can do for you? | 0:59:34 | 0:59:36 | |
-I suppose it seems very odd, my coming here like this. -Not at all. | 0:59:44 | 0:59:49 | |
Neighbourly. Won't you have a seat? | 0:59:49 | 0:59:51 | |
Um...no, thank you. I can only stay a moment. | 0:59:51 | 0:59:55 | |
I'd feel safer if you were sitting. | 0:59:55 | 0:59:57 | |
-I just wanted to speak to you. -You've come just in time. | 0:59:57 | 1:00:01 | |
-I'm leaving for Paris immediately. -You're never coming back? | 1:00:01 | 1:00:05 | |
You can always buy a punching bag. | 1:00:05 | 1:00:07 | |
But that's what I came to speak to you about. | 1:00:07 | 1:00:10 | |
I, um...came to say that I'm sorry I slapped you. | 1:00:10 | 1:00:13 | |
You see, Father's just explained everything to me | 1:00:13 | 1:00:17 | |
and I understand how it happened. | 1:00:17 | 1:00:19 | |
Oh, I see. You father explained to you why you slapped me. | 1:00:19 | 1:00:22 | |
No, no! | 1:00:22 | 1:00:24 | |
Things are frightfully mixed up. | 1:00:25 | 1:00:27 | |
Father made a mistake about you. | 1:00:27 | 1:00:29 | |
Then after he spoke to you yesterday, well, | 1:00:29 | 1:00:32 | |
-you naturally thought you were somebody else. -Naturally. | 1:00:32 | 1:00:36 | |
I didn't know, of course. I thought you were being yourself. | 1:00:36 | 1:00:39 | |
Then Father explained he thought you were the other man | 1:00:39 | 1:00:42 | |
and how were you to know I didn't mean you? Do you understand? | 1:00:42 | 1:00:45 | |
-Perfectly. -And you see why I slapped you? | 1:00:45 | 1:00:49 | |
Let me get this straight. | 1:00:49 | 1:00:51 | |
-Whom did you slap? Me or the other fella? -Why, you! | 1:00:51 | 1:00:55 | |
-Who's the other fella? -Jeffrey. | 1:00:55 | 1:00:58 | |
Jeffrey? Who's he? | 1:00:58 | 1:01:00 | |
An American I met in Switzerland about a year ago. | 1:01:00 | 1:01:03 | |
Oh. | 1:01:03 | 1:01:05 | |
They don't want me to marry him. | 1:01:05 | 1:01:07 | |
That's why they locked me up to keep me from seeing him. | 1:01:07 | 1:01:10 | |
Oh, I see. Your father thought I was he. | 1:01:10 | 1:01:13 | |
Naturally, I thought he meant me. | 1:01:13 | 1:01:15 | |
I see. | 1:01:15 | 1:01:17 | |
Well, I'm afraid I've made an awful fool of myself. | 1:01:17 | 1:01:21 | |
No. No, you haven't. | 1:01:21 | 1:01:22 | |
-And this chap, um...Egbert? -Jeffrey. -Jeffrey. | 1:01:22 | 1:01:26 | |
-He's the man you love? -No. | 1:01:26 | 1:01:28 | |
No. | 1:01:28 | 1:01:30 | |
What do you mean, "No"? | 1:01:30 | 1:01:32 | |
Look, I-I suddenly realised that...that I didn't love Jeffrey. | 1:01:32 | 1:01:36 | |
All that had just been a schoolgirl crush | 1:01:36 | 1:01:39 | |
and the reason that was so clear was, well... | 1:01:39 | 1:01:41 | |
I suddenly realised that...that... | 1:01:41 | 1:01:44 | |
I love somebody. | 1:01:45 | 1:01:47 | |
A third man? | 1:01:47 | 1:01:49 | |
No. | 1:01:49 | 1:01:50 | |
Will you please stop saying no and talk sense? | 1:01:52 | 1:01:56 | |
You're just about the stupidest man I ever met. | 1:01:58 | 1:02:01 | |
How I fell in love with you, I'll never understand! | 1:02:06 | 1:02:09 | |
-Did I hear correctly? Did you just say...? -Yes. | 1:02:18 | 1:02:21 | |
-Well, are you sure it's me? -Yes. | 1:02:21 | 1:02:24 | |
Well, when did you first feel this, what you just said, coming on? | 1:02:25 | 1:02:29 | |
-Yesterday, in a flash, right after I slapped you. -Whoa! | 1:02:29 | 1:02:33 | |
Then slapping me made you love me. | 1:02:33 | 1:02:35 | |
Yes. | 1:02:35 | 1:02:36 | |
Darling, slap me again. | 1:02:36 | 1:02:38 | |
# If I should suddenly start to sing | 1:02:39 | 1:02:42 | |
# Or stand on my head or anything | 1:02:42 | 1:02:44 | |
# Don't think that I've lost my senses | 1:02:44 | 1:02:46 | |
# It's just that my happiness finally commences | 1:02:46 | 1:02:50 | |
# The long, long ages of dull despair | 1:02:51 | 1:02:54 | |
# Are turning into thin air | 1:02:54 | 1:02:56 | |
# And it seems that suddenly I've | 1:02:56 | 1:02:59 | |
# Become the happiest man alive | 1:02:59 | 1:03:04 | |
# Things are looking up | 1:03:04 | 1:03:07 | |
# I've been looking the landscape over | 1:03:07 | 1:03:10 | |
# And it's covered with four-leaf clover | 1:03:10 | 1:03:14 | |
# Oh, things are looking up | 1:03:14 | 1:03:16 | |
# Since love looked up at me | 1:03:16 | 1:03:19 | |
# Bitter was my cup | 1:03:21 | 1:03:23 | |
# But no more will I be the mourner | 1:03:23 | 1:03:27 | |
# For I've certainly turned the corner | 1:03:27 | 1:03:30 | |
# Oh, things are looking up | 1:03:30 | 1:03:33 | |
# Since love looked up at me | 1:03:33 | 1:03:36 | |
# See the sunbeams | 1:03:38 | 1:03:40 | |
# Everyone beams | 1:03:40 | 1:03:41 | |
# Just because of you | 1:03:41 | 1:03:44 | |
# Love's in session | 1:03:44 | 1:03:46 | |
# And my depression | 1:03:46 | 1:03:48 | |
# Is unmistakably through | 1:03:48 | 1:03:51 | |
# Things are looking up | 1:03:51 | 1:03:54 | |
# It's a great little world we live in | 1:03:54 | 1:03:57 | |
# Oh, I'm happy as a pup | 1:03:57 | 1:03:59 | |
# Since love looked up at me... # | 1:03:59 | 1:04:03 | |
When am I going to see you again? | 1:05:56 | 1:05:58 | |
I do wish you could come to the ball tonight. | 1:05:58 | 1:06:00 | |
To see you, I'd risk Aunt Caroline's bloodhounds. | 1:06:00 | 1:06:03 | |
Father will help you get in. Besides, there'll be so many people, I'm sure no-one would notice you. | 1:06:03 | 1:06:08 | |
I'll be there. | 1:06:08 | 1:06:10 | |
Bye! | 1:06:10 | 1:06:11 | |
MADRIGAL SINGERS SING IN CHORUS | 1:06:25 | 1:06:28 | |
Beg your pardon, sir. A lady and gentleman have just arrived. | 1:06:39 | 1:06:43 | |
-The lady said I was to mention the tunnel of love. -Oh, yes! | 1:06:43 | 1:06:47 | |
Right-ho. | 1:06:47 | 1:06:49 | |
Uncle John? Let me introduce Miss Allan, Mr Burns. | 1:07:08 | 1:07:12 | |
-My Uncle, Lord Marshmoreton. -How do you do? -Swell crowd here tonight. | 1:07:12 | 1:07:17 | |
-Must be taking in a lot of shillings. -Gracie, we're guests. | 1:07:17 | 1:07:20 | |
-I know. -Mother, these are my friends, Miss Allan, Mr Burns. | 1:07:20 | 1:07:23 | |
-How do you do? -How do? -Well, come along. | 1:07:23 | 1:07:27 | |
Now, you wait here | 1:07:27 | 1:07:29 | |
and I'll go and get that surprise I told you about at the fair. | 1:07:29 | 1:07:32 | |
Miss Allan, is he coming here tonight, your friend, Mr Halliday? | 1:07:32 | 1:07:36 | |
Oh, sure he's not coming here. You know why? | 1:07:36 | 1:07:40 | |
He wasn't invited. That's why, Lord Marshmallow. | 1:07:40 | 1:07:43 | |
-Gracie, it's Marshmoreton, not Marshmallow. -That's what I said! | 1:07:43 | 1:07:47 | |
-Marshmallow. -Look, Gracie, Marshmallows are soft and mushy. | 1:07:47 | 1:07:51 | |
Please, George! You don't know the gentleman well enough to say that! | 1:07:51 | 1:07:55 | |
-I'm sorry. Would you explain that, please? -Certainly. | 1:07:55 | 1:07:58 | |
Miss Allan, have you seen a toasted marshmallow? | 1:07:58 | 1:08:01 | |
No, but I'm dying to see you that way. I'll bet you're a scream! | 1:08:01 | 1:08:05 | |
Well, here we go. | 1:08:11 | 1:08:13 | |
TROMBONES PLAY A SWING TUNE | 1:08:13 | 1:08:16 | |
John, I insist you make Reggie stop that noise. | 1:08:23 | 1:08:27 | |
Noise? It's dance music. | 1:08:27 | 1:08:29 | |
-Swing! -Swing? | 1:08:29 | 1:08:31 | |
-In Tottley Castle? -It's time the old place was brightened up a bit. | 1:08:31 | 1:08:35 | |
Oh! ..Oh, how do you do? I'm so glad to see you. | 1:08:35 | 1:08:40 | |
Oh, you're grand! | 1:08:42 | 1:08:44 | |
-Really? Well, thanks. -Yes. Oh, you're a beautiful dancer. | 1:08:44 | 1:08:48 | |
-Thank you. -Thank you. | 1:08:48 | 1:08:50 | |
-If it weren't for two things, you'd be a TERRIFIC dancer. -What's that? | 1:08:50 | 1:08:53 | |
Your feet! | 1:08:53 | 1:08:55 | |
Pardon me. | 1:08:55 | 1:08:56 | |
Makes my heart glad to see your ladyship so happy tonight. | 1:09:12 | 1:09:15 | |
Why, Albert! | 1:09:21 | 1:09:22 | |
-Your ladyship... -ALBERT SOBS | 1:09:24 | 1:09:28 | |
Oh, goodness gracious, Albert. What's the matter? | 1:09:29 | 1:09:32 | |
Your ladyship... | 1:09:33 | 1:09:35 | |
Oh! I can't tell you! | 1:09:35 | 1:09:37 | |
Oh, course you can. | 1:09:38 | 1:09:41 | |
I won't give you away to Keggs. | 1:09:41 | 1:09:43 | |
-Have you been eating green apples again? -No. | 1:09:43 | 1:09:46 | |
No, it's not that, it's my heart! | 1:09:46 | 1:09:49 | |
Your heart? | 1:09:49 | 1:09:51 | |
-Are you in love? -No. | 1:09:51 | 1:09:53 | |
But you are with someone not worthy of your attention. | 1:09:53 | 1:09:57 | |
Oh! | 1:09:57 | 1:09:59 | |
And I helped bring you together! | 1:10:01 | 1:10:03 | |
That's what hurts! Oh! | 1:10:03 | 1:10:06 | |
What do you mean? | 1:10:06 | 1:10:07 | |
That American. That Halliday! | 1:10:07 | 1:10:10 | |
Look what he went and wrote about you! | 1:10:10 | 1:10:13 | |
Nice, young, respectable fellow I thought he was. | 1:10:16 | 1:10:19 | |
I heard your ladyship was keen on him and did all I could to help. | 1:10:19 | 1:10:24 | |
I should have busted his bloomin' head in when I first seen him, that's what! | 1:10:24 | 1:10:28 | |
And I've a good mind to do it! | 1:10:28 | 1:10:30 | |
There, there, Albert. You won't have to. Don't cry any more. | 1:10:30 | 1:10:34 | |
Good evening, Mr Keggs! | 1:10:39 | 1:10:41 | |
You're uncommonly gay, young Albert. Any reason? | 1:10:41 | 1:10:44 | |
Wouldn't you like to know? | 1:10:44 | 1:10:46 | |
-Did I hear there was £10 in the pot? -Yes. What of it? | 1:10:46 | 1:10:50 | |
You wouldn't know what to do with all that money, Mr Keggs. | 1:10:50 | 1:10:53 | |
-Find Father and tell him not to admit Mr Halliday. -Yes, m'lady. | 1:10:56 | 1:11:00 | |
-And tell him I never want to see the gentleman again. -Yes, m'lady. | 1:11:03 | 1:11:08 | |
JERRY WHISTLES "A FOGGY DAY" | 1:11:11 | 1:11:13 | |
# I was a stranger in the city | 1:11:45 | 1:11:48 | |
# Out of town were the people I knew | 1:11:49 | 1:11:52 | |
# I had that feeling of self-pity | 1:11:52 | 1:11:55 | |
# What to do, what to do What to do? | 1:11:55 | 1:11:58 | |
# The outlook was decidedly blue | 1:11:58 | 1:12:01 | |
# But as I walked through the foggy streets alone | 1:12:01 | 1:12:05 | |
# It turned out to be the luckiest day I've known | 1:12:05 | 1:12:11 | |
# A foggy day | 1:12:12 | 1:12:14 | |
# In London town | 1:12:14 | 1:12:17 | |
# Had me low | 1:12:18 | 1:12:20 | |
# And had me down | 1:12:20 | 1:12:23 | |
# I viewed the morning with alarm | 1:12:24 | 1:12:29 | |
# The British Museum had lost its charm | 1:12:29 | 1:12:34 | |
# How long, I wondered | 1:12:34 | 1:12:37 | |
# Could this thing last? | 1:12:37 | 1:12:40 | |
# But the age of miracles hadn't passed | 1:12:40 | 1:12:46 | |
# For suddenly, I saw you there | 1:12:46 | 1:12:51 | |
# And through foggy London town | 1:12:51 | 1:12:54 | |
# The sun was shining | 1:12:54 | 1:12:57 | |
# Everywhere... # | 1:12:57 | 1:12:59 | |
# ..How long, I wondered | 1:13:23 | 1:13:26 | |
# Could this thing last? | 1:13:26 | 1:13:29 | |
# But the age of miracles hadn't passed | 1:13:29 | 1:13:35 | |
# For suddenly, I saw you there | 1:13:35 | 1:13:41 | |
# And through foggy London town | 1:13:41 | 1:13:43 | |
# The sun was shining | 1:13:43 | 1:13:46 | |
# Everywhere. # | 1:13:46 | 1:13:50 | |
-Excuse me, your lordship, are you watching for a Mr Halliday? -Sh! | 1:13:54 | 1:13:58 | |
-Yes. -Lady Alyce told me to tell you he was not to be admitted. | 1:13:58 | 1:14:01 | |
-What? -She never wants to see him again. | 1:14:01 | 1:14:04 | |
Thank you, m'lord. | 1:14:04 | 1:14:06 | |
Yoiks, yoiks, yoiks! | 1:14:07 | 1:14:10 | |
Sorry, sir, you're not to be admitted. | 1:14:14 | 1:14:16 | |
Oh, I see. | 1:14:16 | 1:14:18 | |
Good evening, Mr Halliday. | 1:14:29 | 1:14:31 | |
Good evening, Keggs. | 1:14:31 | 1:14:33 | |
-It is indeed a pleasure to see you, sir. -A pleasure to see you too. | 1:14:33 | 1:14:37 | |
Nothing would please me more than to assist you, Mr Halliday. | 1:14:37 | 1:14:41 | |
-Do you feel all right? -Why, on a romantic night like this? Yes, sir. | 1:14:41 | 1:14:45 | |
Keggs, just what's on your mind? | 1:14:45 | 1:14:48 | |
Um...you, um...wish to see Lady Alyce, of course. | 1:14:48 | 1:14:51 | |
-I do. -Very well. I'm happy to relate | 1:14:51 | 1:14:54 | |
that I'm now in a position to extend to you a helping hand. | 1:14:54 | 1:14:58 | |
You didn't exactly give me that impression the last time. | 1:14:58 | 1:15:02 | |
No. Since then there's been a readjustment of matters close to me. | 1:15:02 | 1:15:05 | |
As a result of which, | 1:15:05 | 1:15:07 | |
Lady Alyce's wishes and yours are very close to my heart. | 1:15:07 | 1:15:11 | |
Keggs, I have always felt that beneath that macabre exterior, | 1:15:11 | 1:15:15 | |
there lies a heart of gold. | 1:15:15 | 1:15:17 | |
Thank you, sir. Do you mind slipping in through the music room door? | 1:15:17 | 1:15:21 | |
# The man who only lives for making money | 1:15:24 | 1:15:28 | |
# Lives a life that isn't necessarily sunny | 1:15:28 | 1:15:30 | |
# Likewise the man who works for fame | 1:15:30 | 1:15:33 | |
# There's no guarantee that time won't erase his name | 1:15:33 | 1:15:38 | |
# The fact is | 1:15:38 | 1:15:40 | |
# The only work that really brings enjoyment | 1:15:40 | 1:15:43 | |
# Is the kind that is for girl and boy meant | 1:15:43 | 1:15:46 | |
# Fall in love You won't regret it | 1:15:46 | 1:15:49 | |
# That's the best work of all If you can get it | 1:15:49 | 1:15:53 | |
# Holding hands at midnight | 1:15:55 | 1:15:58 | |
# 'Neath a starry sky | 1:15:58 | 1:16:00 | |
# Whoa | 1:16:00 | 1:16:02 | |
# Nice work if you can get it | 1:16:02 | 1:16:04 | |
# And you can get it if you try | 1:16:04 | 1:16:07 | |
# Strolling with the one girl | 1:16:08 | 1:16:11 | |
# Sighing sigh after sigh | 1:16:11 | 1:16:13 | |
# Boy, it is | 1:16:13 | 1:16:14 | |
# Nice work if you can get it | 1:16:14 | 1:16:16 | |
# And you can get it if you try If you try | 1:16:16 | 1:16:20 | |
# Just imagine someone | 1:16:20 | 1:16:23 | |
# Waiting at the cottage door | 1:16:23 | 1:16:26 | |
# Where two hearts become one | 1:16:26 | 1:16:29 | |
# Who could ask for anything more? Zip-doo-doo | 1:16:29 | 1:16:33 | |
# Loving one who loves you | 1:16:33 | 1:16:35 | |
# And then taking that vow | 1:16:35 | 1:16:39 | |
# Nice work if you can get it | 1:16:39 | 1:16:41 | |
# And if you get it | 1:16:41 | 1:16:43 | |
# Won't you tell me how? | 1:16:43 | 1:16:46 | |
# Holding hands at midnight | 1:16:48 | 1:16:51 | |
-# 'Neath a starry sky... # -Charlie's pretending he's a singer! | 1:16:51 | 1:16:55 | |
-A little louder, Gracie. Everybody didn't hear you. -All right. | 1:16:55 | 1:16:58 | |
Jerry's pretending he's... Ow! | 1:16:58 | 1:17:00 | |
# ..Strolling with the one girl | 1:17:00 | 1:17:02 | |
# Sighing sigh after sigh | 1:17:02 | 1:17:05 | |
# Nice work if you can get it | 1:17:05 | 1:17:07 | |
# And you can get it if you try | 1:17:07 | 1:17:10 | |
-# Oh-oh -Just imagine someone | 1:17:10 | 1:17:14 | |
-# Waiting at the cottage door -At the cottage door | 1:17:14 | 1:17:17 | |
# Where two hearts become one | 1:17:17 | 1:17:19 | |
# Loving one who loves you | 1:17:23 | 1:17:25 | |
# And then taking that vow | 1:17:25 | 1:17:28 | |
# It's nice work if you can get it | 1:17:28 | 1:17:31 | |
# And if you get it | 1:17:31 | 1:17:33 | |
# Won't. You. Tell. Me | 1:17:33 | 1:17:35 | |
# Ho-o-o-o-w? # | 1:17:35 | 1:17:39 | |
Alyce. | 1:17:45 | 1:17:46 | |
I got in. | 1:17:49 | 1:17:51 | |
So I see. | 1:17:51 | 1:17:53 | |
Yes, but it was very difficult. Why didn't you come to help me? | 1:17:53 | 1:17:56 | |
Oh, I just thought I wouldn't. | 1:17:56 | 1:17:58 | |
-You just thought...? -I changed my mind. -I don't understand. | 1:17:58 | 1:18:02 | |
Well, I was a little too tired to come down, I'm awfully lazy, | 1:18:02 | 1:18:06 | |
and, um... it did seem a lot of trouble. | 1:18:06 | 1:18:09 | |
-What's happened? What's caused this sudden change in you? -Change? | 1:18:09 | 1:18:13 | |
-Why, yes. This afternoon... -Surely you didn't take that seriously! | 1:18:13 | 1:18:17 | |
Imagine, man of the world like you! Do you believe everything a girl tells you? | 1:18:17 | 1:18:21 | |
Yes, when it's a girl like you. | 1:18:21 | 1:18:24 | |
How simple you are. | 1:18:24 | 1:18:25 | |
I can't believe this is you. | 1:18:25 | 1:18:28 | |
Yes, it is. | 1:18:28 | 1:18:30 | |
And when you're leaving, you'll find the front door much more convenient than my balcony. | 1:18:30 | 1:18:35 | |
You might fall and break your neck | 1:18:35 | 1:18:36 | |
and if that happened... | 1:18:36 | 1:18:39 | |
I wouldn't even notice it. | 1:18:39 | 1:18:41 | |
No, it's you. | 1:18:54 | 1:18:56 | |
Yes, it is. At least I think it is. I'm not quite sure. | 1:18:56 | 1:18:59 | |
Albert, have you ever been in an earthquake? | 1:19:01 | 1:19:04 | |
-No. -Well, I've just been in one. It's a very interesting experience. | 1:19:04 | 1:19:09 | |
Going great, then all of a sudden, the bottom drops out of the world. | 1:19:09 | 1:19:13 | |
Albert, my boy, we were misinformed. | 1:19:13 | 1:19:16 | |
-Huh? -I mean regarding the state of Lady Alyce's feelings. | 1:19:16 | 1:19:19 | |
You were mistaken, Father was mistaken, I was mistaken. | 1:19:19 | 1:19:23 | |
Now I find she was mistaken. | 1:19:23 | 1:19:25 | |
She does not love me. | 1:19:25 | 1:19:27 | |
-Did she say so? -She did and in no uncertain terms. | 1:19:27 | 1:19:31 | |
Shall I tell you something, mister? | 1:19:31 | 1:19:33 | |
Yes, my boy. Make it funny - I need a laugh. | 1:19:33 | 1:19:36 | |
You aren't the first to have this happen. She does it to all boys. | 1:19:36 | 1:19:40 | |
Well, that's some consolation. | 1:19:41 | 1:19:43 | |
Toodle-oo. | 1:19:43 | 1:19:45 | |
Albert? | 1:19:45 | 1:19:47 | |
Well, my little man. I've got some good news for you. | 1:19:49 | 1:19:53 | |
-Thank you, Mr Keggs. -I'm going to give you back your original ticket. | 1:19:53 | 1:19:57 | |
-That's fair enough, isn't it? -But I don't want Mr Halliday! -You do. | 1:19:57 | 1:20:02 | |
Or would you like me to remember that I caught you eavesdropping? | 1:20:02 | 1:20:06 | |
-Thank you. -Thank you. | 1:20:10 | 1:20:13 | |
Ahem! | 1:20:32 | 1:20:33 | |
-Well, um...now how are you getting along? -Oh, just wonderful. | 1:20:33 | 1:20:37 | |
-Reggie made up his mind. -Good. | 1:20:37 | 1:20:39 | |
-I don't know if she'll have me. -Why don't you ask her? | 1:20:39 | 1:20:43 | |
You always ask a girl first. | 1:20:43 | 1:20:45 | |
-I don't know how to do these things gracefully. -Maybe I can help. | 1:20:45 | 1:20:48 | |
Just sit right down. Right there. | 1:20:48 | 1:20:51 | |
That's it. | 1:20:51 | 1:20:53 | |
Now, I sit on your lap like this. | 1:20:53 | 1:20:55 | |
Gracie, you sit right there. | 1:20:55 | 1:20:57 | |
-Oh, isn't this fun? -This is fun. | 1:20:57 | 1:20:59 | |
Well, now, just carry on from there. | 1:20:59 | 1:21:02 | |
Well, um... now that that's over with, | 1:21:05 | 1:21:08 | |
-will you marry me? -Yes. | 1:21:08 | 1:21:10 | |
Did you say marry YOU? | 1:21:12 | 1:21:14 | |
Yes. | 1:21:14 | 1:21:15 | |
Well, certainly. | 1:21:15 | 1:21:17 | |
Well, um... | 1:21:17 | 1:21:19 | |
Thank you. | 1:21:19 | 1:21:21 | |
Thank you. | 1:21:21 | 1:21:23 | |
George! | 1:21:30 | 1:21:31 | |
-Yes? -We've just become engaged. What do we do now? -A little kiss? | 1:21:31 | 1:21:36 | |
Oh, I'd be glad to. | 1:21:36 | 1:21:38 | |
Would you play this, please? It's a request. | 1:21:48 | 1:21:51 | |
Certainly, Albert. | 1:21:51 | 1:21:53 | |
ORCHESTRA PLAYS A GENTLE TUNE | 1:22:00 | 1:22:03 | |
# Ah... # | 1:22:08 | 1:22:09 | |
Good evening, sir. | 1:22:22 | 1:22:24 | |
HE SINGS IN ITALIAN | 1:22:36 | 1:22:39 | |
HIS VOICE GETS LOUDER AND DEEPER | 1:22:48 | 1:22:51 | |
HE SINGS DRAMATICALLY | 1:22:58 | 1:23:01 | |
SINGING PAUSES | 1:23:20 | 1:23:23 | |
MUSIC AND SINGING BUILD TO A CRESCENDO | 1:23:28 | 1:23:31 | |
ORCHESTRA PLAYS SEDATE MUSIC | 1:24:06 | 1:24:09 | |
Good evening, sir. | 1:24:12 | 1:24:14 | |
I asked you not to let him in. | 1:24:20 | 1:24:22 | |
You change your mind so often, I thought I'd make it up for you. | 1:24:22 | 1:24:26 | |
I believe you're moonstruck. | 1:24:26 | 1:24:28 | |
Your poor mother always got very eccentric around a full moon. | 1:24:28 | 1:24:32 | |
Used to write poetry about elves and gnomes and things. | 1:24:32 | 1:24:36 | |
Father, would you mind if we didn't dance any more? | 1:24:36 | 1:24:40 | |
I've got a headache. I'm going to my room. | 1:24:40 | 1:24:42 | |
Stop it. | 1:24:50 | 1:24:52 | |
-Who me? -Yes, you. | 1:24:53 | 1:24:55 | |
Letting the girl you love walk past you with no effort to stop her. | 1:24:55 | 1:24:59 | |
The spirit of Leonard! Pah! | 1:24:59 | 1:25:01 | |
Well, I couldn't make a flying tackle, could I? I don't love her! | 1:25:01 | 1:25:05 | |
Nonsense! Of course you love her. I suppose she said she doesn't love you. My dear boy! | 1:25:05 | 1:25:11 | |
Her mother told me that a hundred times! | 1:25:11 | 1:25:14 | |
And you married her? | 1:25:14 | 1:25:15 | |
Well, you see, I, um... Of course I married her. | 1:25:15 | 1:25:19 | |
At St George's, Hanover Square. | 1:25:19 | 1:25:21 | |
In a dashed tight pair of trousers, I remember. | 1:25:21 | 1:25:24 | |
If it isn't too personal, how did you convince her? | 1:25:24 | 1:25:28 | |
By being firm, dash it! Firm! Resolute! Ruthless! | 1:25:28 | 1:25:32 | |
-Oh, hello. -Hello, John. | 1:25:32 | 1:25:34 | |
Alyce is just like her mother - | 1:25:34 | 1:25:37 | |
always changing her mind. | 1:25:37 | 1:25:39 | |
First the ski-jumper, then you. In my case it was a skating instructor. | 1:25:39 | 1:25:43 | |
He was the most conceited, arrogant, supercilious... | 1:25:43 | 1:25:46 | |
Oh, I'm sorry. ..What I'm driving at is Alyce needs a lesson, | 1:25:46 | 1:25:51 | |
just as her mother did, and I gave it to her. I dashed to her room | 1:25:51 | 1:25:55 | |
and I said, "Emmeline, I mean business." | 1:25:55 | 1:25:59 | |
Oh, I see. | 1:25:59 | 1:26:01 | |
You'll find her in the sitting room now. | 1:26:01 | 1:26:03 | |
Though you may not imagine it, my boy, I had a reputation of being quite a fellow with the ladies. | 1:26:03 | 1:26:09 | |
I can tell you an episode with a tobacconist's assistant that, um... | 1:26:09 | 1:26:12 | |
Well, that's neither here nor there. Go to her. | 1:26:12 | 1:26:15 | |
And I'm glad I've not been too subtle. | 1:26:15 | 1:26:18 | |
Oh, um...do you think Lady Caroline will approve of this? | 1:26:18 | 1:26:22 | |
Never you mind about Caroline. You do your part, I'll take care of her. | 1:26:22 | 1:26:26 | |
Right-ho. | 1:26:26 | 1:26:28 | |
Oh, Thomas? | 1:26:30 | 1:26:31 | |
-Yes, m'lord. -Find Lady Caroline. | 1:26:31 | 1:26:34 | |
-Tell her to see me in the library. It's important. -Very good, m'lord. | 1:26:34 | 1:26:38 | |
-KNOCK AT DOOR Who's there? -Opportunity. | 1:26:39 | 1:26:43 | |
And it only knocks once. | 1:26:43 | 1:26:45 | |
-What are you doing here? -I shall need time to explain. | 1:26:45 | 1:26:48 | |
And also a little privacy. | 1:26:48 | 1:26:51 | |
Palma, stay here. | 1:26:52 | 1:26:54 | |
Palma, go. | 1:26:54 | 1:26:55 | |
-Go! -Oh! | 1:26:56 | 1:26:58 | |
-This is much better. You and I, here alone. -Get out of here. | 1:27:06 | 1:27:10 | |
Oh, no. | 1:27:10 | 1:27:12 | |
I mean business! | 1:27:12 | 1:27:13 | |
I demand that you leave immediately. | 1:27:14 | 1:27:17 | |
I'm not the kind of fellow to be led on and then pushed aside, | 1:27:17 | 1:27:20 | |
just another one of those fish you've caught, reeled up and then given a slap. | 1:27:20 | 1:27:25 | |
This time, the fish jumps out of the water and bites YOU! | 1:27:25 | 1:27:29 | |
Are you mad? | 1:27:29 | 1:27:32 | |
Yes. About you. I'm like the Northwest Mounted Police. | 1:27:32 | 1:27:36 | |
I always get my girl. | 1:27:36 | 1:27:38 | |
-Get out of here. -Oh, anger makes you even more beautiful, Alyce. | 1:27:39 | 1:27:43 | |
-I imagine you'll be interesting, after I get to know you. -Oh! | 1:27:43 | 1:27:47 | |
What do you expect to accomplish by this? | 1:27:47 | 1:27:50 | |
You're the sort of girl who has to have her mind made up for her. | 1:27:50 | 1:27:53 | |
And I am going to bend you to my will. | 1:27:53 | 1:27:56 | |
I see. It ought to make a good story for the papers. | 1:27:56 | 1:28:00 | |
You...you wine press! | 1:28:00 | 1:28:02 | |
-Wine press? -Beneath whose feet, women's hearts are crushed like grapes in a wine press. | 1:28:03 | 1:28:08 | |
-Where did you get that? -I read it. -In a newspaper? -Yes. -Oh! | 1:28:08 | 1:28:11 | |
And despite the fact that it might spoil your publicity, | 1:28:12 | 1:28:16 | |
I'm not going to be number 28. | 1:28:16 | 1:28:19 | |
Oh...this is the reason you changed your mind about me. | 1:28:22 | 1:28:26 | |
Yes. | 1:28:26 | 1:28:28 | |
Well, it's entirely untrue and not one of these women exists, | 1:28:28 | 1:28:31 | |
-except in his horrible imagination. -Whose? | 1:28:31 | 1:28:34 | |
That wine-press agent of mine! The idiot! | 1:28:34 | 1:28:37 | |
Oh, Alyce. I can't tell you how sorry I am you've been in this. | 1:28:39 | 1:28:43 | |
Number 28! | 1:28:43 | 1:28:45 | |
Well, I wouldn't have minded being number 28, | 1:28:45 | 1:28:48 | |
if it weren't for the other 27. | 1:28:48 | 1:28:51 | |
-I beg your pardon, m'lady. -What is it? -Something very odd in Lady Alyce's room. -Quite. I understand. | 1:28:54 | 1:28:59 | |
You can go, Palma. Well, go, go, go! | 1:28:59 | 1:29:02 | |
You see. | 1:29:03 | 1:29:05 | |
-In half an hour, it'll be all over the house. -What ARE we to do? | 1:29:05 | 1:29:09 | |
There's never been a scandal in Tottney Castle. | 1:29:09 | 1:29:11 | |
If I remember correctly, 150 years ago, Lord Leonard was seen slipping into Lady Marshmoreton's room. | 1:29:11 | 1:29:18 | |
It had quite slipped my memory. | 1:29:18 | 1:29:20 | |
Oh! | 1:29:20 | 1:29:22 | |
Don't you recollect, John? They subsequently married. | 1:29:22 | 1:29:25 | |
Do you seriously suggest Alyce should marry that awful bounder Halliday? | 1:29:25 | 1:29:31 | |
Of course! There's nothing else to do, | 1:29:31 | 1:29:33 | |
otherwise we'll be centuries living down this scandal. | 1:29:33 | 1:29:36 | |
Come, John. We will act. | 1:29:36 | 1:29:38 | |
Now, how will we break the good news to Aunt Caroline? | 1:29:38 | 1:29:41 | |
-Father ought to tell her after we tell him. -Father! | 1:29:41 | 1:29:44 | |
Yes, he doesn't believe in letting boy scouts do all the good deeds, | 1:29:44 | 1:29:48 | |
-this is his chance. -Good old Father! -KNOCK AT DOOR | 1:29:48 | 1:29:51 | |
Alyce! Open the door, please. | 1:29:51 | 1:29:53 | |
-She mustn't find you. It'll ruin everything. -But we're to be married. | 1:29:53 | 1:29:56 | |
Yes, but if she finds you, she won't understand and we'll never marry. | 1:29:56 | 1:29:59 | |
Alyce! Open the door, please. | 1:29:59 | 1:30:01 | |
-W-Well, what can I do? Hide? -You can't, they'll find you. -Alyce! | 1:30:01 | 1:30:05 | |
Alyce! | 1:30:05 | 1:30:07 | |
-What shall I do? -Do it again. | 1:30:07 | 1:30:10 | |
-Do what again? -The leap. Leonard's Leap. | 1:30:11 | 1:30:14 | |
-Leap? -Yes! | 1:30:14 | 1:30:15 | |
Oh. Oh! | 1:30:15 | 1:30:18 | |
Of course, the leap. | 1:30:18 | 1:30:19 | |
But isn't there some other way that we could... | 1:30:19 | 1:30:23 | |
Hurry! Hurry! | 1:30:23 | 1:30:24 | |
-This one out here? -Yes, that one. | 1:30:26 | 1:30:29 | |
KNOCKING CONTINUES | 1:30:29 | 1:30:31 | |
Oh, you mean over here? | 1:30:35 | 1:30:37 | |
Yes! Hurry! | 1:30:37 | 1:30:38 | |
Wait! | 1:30:48 | 1:30:49 | |
-He's done it again. -What a man! | 1:30:56 | 1:30:59 | |
Young man, come back. | 1:30:59 | 1:31:00 | |
-Are you all right? -Come back. | 1:31:06 | 1:31:07 | |
-Into the house. -Me? | 1:31:07 | 1:31:10 | |
You ought to be ashamed of yourself, Alyce! The scandal! Consider us. | 1:31:10 | 1:31:14 | |
(OK. I'll come inside.) | 1:31:14 | 1:31:16 | |
You know, you only go on a honeymoon once. Wouldn't you like Paris for a few days, then Venice, | 1:31:16 | 1:31:21 | |
-then home to your own love nest? -Oh, George, I didn't think you cared. | 1:31:21 | 1:31:26 | |
-Goodbye, Reggie. -Wait a minute, you can't leave Reggie like this. | 1:31:26 | 1:31:30 | |
Don't be silly! We can't take him on our honeymoon. Goodbye! | 1:31:30 | 1:31:33 | |
Goodbye. | 1:31:33 | 1:31:35 | |
Goodbye. | 1:31:35 | 1:31:37 | |
Ha! Goodb... | 1:31:37 | 1:31:39 | |
-My boy, we win. -We do? -You'll marry Alyce. -I am? -Tonight. -You mean it? | 1:31:47 | 1:31:51 | |
Come on, you Tottley Wildcats. Give! | 1:31:54 | 1:31:57 | |
BAND PLAYS SWING MUSIC | 1:31:58 | 1:32:01 | |
BAND PLAYS MILITARY FANFARE | 1:34:18 | 1:34:21 | |
BAND PLAYS SWING MUSIC | 1:34:22 | 1:34:24 | |
BAND STOPS PLAYING | 1:34:52 | 1:34:54 | |
BAND PLAYS "NICE WORK IF YOU CAN GET IT" | 1:35:15 | 1:35:18 | |
BAND PLAYS "WHO COULD ASK FOR ANYTHING MORE" | 1:35:34 | 1:35:38 | |
BAND PLAYS "NICE WORK IF YOU CAN GET IT" | 1:35:43 | 1:35:47 |