Pennod 5 Jonathan

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-Welcome to the show.

-Last Saturday's game.

-Well done, Scotland.

-The first time

-they'd beaten Wales in 10 years.

-Well done, Scotland.

-It was disappointing.

-There's another round

-of Pro12 matches this week.

-Keeping me company is Sarra Elgan.

-You were out in Ireland

-enjoying the game.

-I was out in Ireland. Nige was

-there too. We had a little drink.

-Because he favoured Ireland?

-Because he favoured Ireland?

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-He hadn't favoured Ireland.

-My daughter asked me

-during the game...

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-will you still talk to Nigel?"

-Is he back yet?

-Is he back yet?

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-I don't know where he is now.

-Come on, sit down.

-Come on, sit down.

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-Happy St David's Day to you.

-You're two days late.

-As St David said on his deathbed,

-"Do the little things."

-I've seen you in your Speedos.

-What was the game like? Hard?

-One of the hardest games

-I've refereed.

-You looked exhausted in the night.

-He only reffed - he didn't play!

-You had a very nice gift,

-or your children had a gift.

-Listen to this, it's a nice story,

-a very nice story.

-I didn't have a gift

-but it was Soffia's tenth birthday.

-My son Ffredi was there too.

-Simon took them to the changing

-rooms to meet the players.

-Since it was Soffia's birthday,

-Johnny Sexton said...

-..I won't do the Irish accent...

-..I won't do the Irish accent...

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-Don't, it'll spoil the story.

-He gave Soffia his playing shirt

-as a birthday gift.

-Johnny was sat down and Simon Zebo

-was next to him with Ffredi.

-He said, "You can't let your sister

-have something and not you."

-He took his boots off,

-signed them and gave them to Ffredi.

-Very nice.

-A challenge has been set.

-Who was the ref in the England game?

-Romain Poite.

-"I'm not a coach, I'm a referee."

-He's copying you, Nige.

-He's copying you, Nige.

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-What he meant was...

-"Sort it out yourself, you..."

-Were you going to add something?

-Were you going to add something?

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-I was but I'm miked up.

-Who's on tonight's show?

-Check the roast potatoes

-or the fondant potatoes.

-They look lovely.

-D'you know what, Ems?

-Some would think we're totally

-bonkers sitting on a sofa.

-There's a lot of excitement

-on the maes.

-The next wedding is on Anglesey,

-the mother of Wales.

-Please welcome presenter

-Trystan Ellis-Morris...

-..and tenor Trystan Llyr Griffiths.

-Welcome, Trystans. Both of you.

-We got your name right, didn't we?

-Someone got it right this week.

-Look at this - Golwg.

-Trystan Llyr Lewis.

-I had more attention off that.

-Everyone retweeted,

-it was on Facebook.

-Did you phone them up?

-My mother was more upset.

-"Shocking!"

-It was shocking.

-Goodness knows what I said

-in the article.

-I'll speak to both of you later.

-Here's what happened,

-disappointingly, in Scotland.

-Scott Williams,

-out to Leigh Halfpenny.

-Halfpenny, to Liam Williams.

-Try for Wales.

-Liam Williams is on fire.

-A great conversion

-from Leigh Halfpenny.

-Visser, out to Seymour.

-A good scrum from Wales

-and Rhys Webb has stolen it.

-Great hands. Tim Visser.

-Visser is over.

-What a try to win the game.

-All good things to those who wait.

-It's been 10 years

-of pain for Scotland.

-They can start to celebrate.

-It's over in Murrayfield.

-Scotland 29 - 13 Wales.

-Did you watch the game?

-Yes, I was in a pub in Cardiff.

-It was disappointing.

-At half-time

-we were quite confident.

-We had an alright start.

-What did you think of the game?

-What did you think of the game?

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-They started alright.

-Webb, Warburton and Tipuric

-were having stand-out games.

-But then, the second half,

-I don't know.

-Alun Wyn wanted to kick

-for the posts.

-I don't know what happened there.

-Has that every happened

-to you on the pitch?

-He was the kicker and the captain.

-Should I go for it? I'm not sure!

-Have you been in that situation?

-Have you been in that situation?

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-It does happen.

-If it's a way out,

-you ask the kicker what he thinks.

-He makes the decision -

-he knows how far he can kick.

-The decision

-is down to him in the end.

-That kick wasn't too far,

-the angle was OK.

-Halfpenny had kicked one

-from the touchline.

-I didn't know why

-they didn't go for the kick.

-They were trailing by three points.

-It would have

-drawn the scores level.

-They don't score that many tries.

-It was a strange decision.

-They had a kick

-and we were chasing the game.

-Right, back to you. You haven't

-always been an opera singer.

-I studied the same course as Sarra

-in Trinity, Carmarthen.

-What, a door-closing course?

-Did you go to university?

-No, so be quiet.

-I'm in the same job as you

-so I didn't waste three years!

-When I finished that course...

-..I went to work for an

-industrial door company back home.

-You worked with some former players.

-Kevin Phillips worked with us.

-At that time,

-I was a keen rugby player.

-Did he give you some tips?

-Kick a head, any head!

-I remember we were playing

-in a derby game.

-On the Thursday before the game...

-I was playing hooker.

-"First scrum, head-butt him,

-bite his ear, show him who's boss."

-You also played

-for the Trinity team.

-When I was in college,

-I didn't play rugby, obvs...

-..but the team had an initiation.

-Did it happen in your day?

-Me and my mate, Steff,

-played our first game.

-He's laughing! He knows.

-We were joint man of the match.

-We thought,

-"What's going to happen now?"

-Into the pub, initiation,

-the pub went silent.

-Pants down,

-they wanted us to neck a pint...

-..and stick rolled-up toilet paper

-up our backsides.

-We had to finish the pint before

-the flame reached our backsides.

-The secret is

-to roll it up really tight.

-Mine was tightly packed so

-I had plenty of time but my mate...

-..his pint

-flew across the clubhouse.

-Sarra, the news.

-After losing on Saturday, Jake Ball

-stayed in Scotland for a holiday.

-Here's a holiday snap.

-After Wales' performance,

-the coaches said that from now on...

-..the players will have to

-use their heads.

-As the value of the pound

-plummets after Brexit...

-..Tesco have offered a different

-way to pay for your shopping.

-Please insert your...

-What does it say?

-You're the newsreader. Read it.

-You're the newsreader. Read it.

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-I'm a mother, I can't say that.

-You should know what it is then!

-Don't be shy!

-Please insert your...

-Please insert your...

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-Penis!

-It gives a new meaning

-to hole-in-the-wall.

-Chickety-boom. That's the news.

-We'll see you after the break.

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-We have two Trystans

-on the programme.

-Trystan Ellis-Morris

-and Trystan Llyr Griffiths.

-Only Nigel and I wanted to do

-the challenge this week...

-..because it was too cold for Sarra.

-We went to play golf. Watch this.

-Jiffy? Jiffy?

-What am I doing up here?

-Don't move. We're going to do

-some trick shots Dean'll show us.

-We'll have a go.

-Here's the first one.

-Go on, Dean, smack it.

-BLEEP

-You missed the ball, mun!

-You missed. Jesus Christ.

-The first challenge today

-is to have the club upside-down...

-..and then hit the ball

-nice and straight.

-Beautiful.

-Beautiful.

-

-I hit it anyway.

-I might have a better club for you.

-How about that one?

-Is that going to be

-a bit better for you?

-Nearly.

-Pathetic. Pathetic.

-Come on, come on.

-Come on, come on.

-

-Pathetic.

-Now then, good boy.

-That was a shock for you.

-Gotta go a little bit higher.

-Gotta go a little bit higher.

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-Higher, OK.

-You're getting close.

-This is the one.

-Golfer, my God.

-Look at that.

-That's reached Penclawdd.

-Close.

-Close.

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-Big one.

-It's Austin Healey.

-It's looking two-nil at the moment.

-It's looking two-nil at the moment.

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-He's two-nil up.

-Your last challenge,

-your third challenge.

-All you're going to do,

-you've got that lovely rugby ball...

-..that you all run up to.

-Lift the club up, both hands.

-Shuffle back, run up to the ball...

-..and hit the golf ball.

-Three, two, one, both go.

-Yes, look at that.

-Oh, class.

-My ball's gone.

-Congratulations. The winner today

-with three points...

-How many points did he have?

-How many points did he have?

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-Nil points.

-Oh, well,

-he won so well done, Nigel.

-Thank you, Dean, thank you.

-This one plays every day.

-We should play a round.

-We'll play one day, whoever loses

-pays the other one's mortgage.

-Do it - he doesn't have a mortgage.

-I wouldn't have thought.

-Good point, Sarra, good point.

-How does a garage door fitter from

-Crymych turn into an opera star?

-I wouldn't say

-I'm an opera star yet.

-I've sung since I was a young boy,

-in eisteddfodau.

-I didn't take it seriously

-but I had success in eisteddfodau.

-When I was 22,

-I won the Under-25 Blue Riband.

-When I was 24,

-I won the Towyn Roberts...

-..the pinnacle for my class

-in the eisteddfod.

-People told me to pursue a career.

-I was working at the same time

-but I was performing on the weekend.

-I'd ask the boss

-if I could have Friday off.

-If I'm lifting heavy things...

-..the first thing that tires

-is the voice.

-Really? You'd make a good singer -

-you don't lift any weights!

-You don't live in Wales now.

-Where do you live?

-I live in Zurich, in Switzerland.

-It's expensive, oh, yes indeed.

-Why Zurich? Tax reasons?

-Why Zurich? Tax reasons?

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-No, no, no.

-I'm in the international opera

-studio in the Zurich opera house.

-Being coached or for performing?

-Being coached or for performing?

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-To perform and finish my coaching.

-I was really fortunate

-when I got there...

-..I performed Pagliacci with Roberto

-Alagna, a world-renowned tenor.

-That was some experience.

-Opera singers are like rugby players

-or any sportsmen.

-You have to look after your body

-and watch your diet.

-What I drink makes a difference.

-It wouldn't do you any good

-if you go out for a shedful...

-..the night before a performance.

-I have to plan ahead if I want

-a few pints with my mates.

-I have to plan

-weeks and months beforehand.

-Wales v England, I'd been working

-in Zurich since November.

-The first chance I had to return

-was February.

-It was ideal,

-I was home for Wales v England.

-I booked a 30-seater bus for my

-mates and we went for an all-dayer.

-You have 30 mates?

-Only five were on the bus!

-Plenty of room to stretch out.

-How do you look after your voice?

-How do you warm up?

-You have to warm up,

-it's like rugby. I do the scales.

-# Nero-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o! #

-Things like that.

-How do you remember the words?

-How do you remember the words?

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-I don't sometimes.

-What do you do then?

-There was one time

-when I performed a show.

-I had a quick change

-before my great aria.

-The costume lady forgot the cap

-that was essential to my costume.

-If I'd gone on,

-I'd have look like a right tool.

-Good description!

-She ran off, came back and gave

-it to me. I went on out of breath.

-I wasn't thinking straight. I went

-through the first two lines OK.

-I was meant to sing...

-# La tua faccetta mostrami

-ch'io vo' baciar senza tardar #

-What I sang was... # La tua bocucha

-tucha mucha pucha tormental #

-There was one boy,

-another character watching me...

-..thinking, "What is he singing?"

-All I could see

-was this boy burst out laughing.

-He pissed himself.

-You get so nervous

-worried you'll forget the next line.

-I clicked then... # Senza #

-It came back to me.

-You've sung with some

-of opera world's greatest singers.

-Sir Bryn Terfel. What's Bryn like?

-They say the bigger the star,

-the nicer they are - that's Bryn.

-Not with him.

-Only joking!

-At least you know I'm a big star.

-I performed with him

-in the Hay-on-Wye Festival.

-He asked me to help him out

-to fill some time.

-He asked me to sing

-the Pearl Fisher's Duet with him.

-You persuaded him to sing on your

-album. How did you manage that?

-If you don't ask, you don't get.

-I phoned my agent and I said,

-"Can I ask a favour?"

-"What do you want now, Trystan?"

-They laughed down the phone.

-"Can you ask Bryn if he wants

-to sing a duet on my CD?"

-Because I'd sung with him, I chanced

-it. He said "Yeah, yeah, fine."

-Fair play.

-Fair play.

-

-That was great.

-We know you can sing in different

-styles and different languages.

-We're going to play a game.

-Do you want to play a game?

-Here's Troi a Throsi.

-It's an easy game, Trystan.

-We'll spin the wheel. When it stops,

-you have to do what it says.

-Spin the wheel, please.

-Reggae.

-Reggae.

-

-Calon Lan and Reggae.

-Five, six...

-# I ask not for ease and riches

-# Nor earth's jewels for my part

-# But I have the best of wishes

-# For a pure and honest heart #

-I closed my eyes

-and I thought Bob Marley was here.

-That was a top job.

-Let's have another one.

-Myfanwy in rock'n'roll.

-Myfanwy in rock'n'roll.

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-How does it start?

-Whoa!

-# Why is it anger, oh, Myfanwy? #

-You've done this before.

-Myfanwy will never sound

-the same again.

-Let's have another one.

-Yay! Heads, shoulders,

-knees and toes in an opera style.

-Heads, shoulders, knees and toes.

-How do you know that one?

-How do you know that one?

-

-Those are the injuries I've had.

-Music, please.

-# Heads, shoulders, knees and toes

-# Heads, shoulders, knees and toes

-# Knees and toes #

-That was Troi a Throsi.

-On that note, a minute to go.

-Let's Hit The Bar.

-Who's the barman this week, Nige?

-Tonight's barman

-is England coach Eddie Jones.

-Because he moans.

-Well done, Conor O'Shea.

-Who's holding the balls?

-Who's holding the balls?

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-Tomos?

-From Cefneithin?

-From Cefneithin?

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-No, Cross Hands.

-Around the corner.

-Up you go, Tryst. Watch out.

-Up you go, Tryst. Watch out.

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-100 is your target.

-I hope your kicking's

-better than your singing.

-20 seconds. Between the posts, five

-points, hit Eddie Jones, 10 points.

-If you hit Eddie Jones

-with the Golden Ball...

-..we'll double your points.

-..we'll double your points.

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-Keep them coming quickly.

-Tomos, ready? Trystan?

-Three, two, one.

-Hold it up, mun.

-Three, two.

-Your names are so blinkin' long!

-There's no room to write the score.

-Do you need double barrels?

-Look at you, Sarra Elgan Rees.

-Sarra Elgan Rees Easterby.

-Sarra Elgan Easterby, actually,

-Sarra Elgan Easterby, actually,

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-Right, what's the score?

-Come on!

-Brett Johns, UFC fighter,

-won't be happy.

-That's it for Part 2.

-Before we go, here's a quiz.

-We've hidden the face of one

-of Wales' international players...

-..in Phantom of the Opera -

-can you guess who he is?

-It's simple enough.

-We're back after the break.

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-Welcome back. Before the break,

-Nigel showed you a photo.

-Which Welsh player is hiding behind

-the Phantom of the Opera mask?

-It's easy.

-Who knows?

-Who knows?

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-George North.

-Well done, simple enough.

-You're a busy man, Trystan.

-You've just finished Pryd o Ser.

-Yes, I was rubbish.

-It was dreadful.

-We filmed it all in a week.

-To be totally honest,

-I'm not a chef, I'm not a foodie.

-It's definitely one of

-the most difficult things I've done.

-Did you learn anything? I can't cook

-at all. Did you learn how to cook?

-Fish finger sandwich?

-One of the things I learnt

-was to respect professional chefs.

-In a restaurant, you wait

-20-30 minutes for your food.

-I now know how much work, how

-many hours has gone into that meal.

-In terms of technique and cooking,

-I don't know how much I learnt.

-It's so intense.

-Who won?

-Who won?

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-Lisa Gwilym, deservedly so.

-Lisa was an underdog and it couldn't

-have happened to a nicer person.

-She's lovely.

-She's lovely.

-

-You presented Priodas Pum Mil.

-Myself and Emma Walford

-present Priodas Pum Mil.

-You've just got married.

-Tell us what kind of wedding

-you want.

-You want a seaside wedding

-with 150 guests.

-You want a white suit, whatever.

-We create the perfect day

-for you and your wife for 5,000.

-Is it like Don't Tell The Bride?

-No, in that show the husband takes

-over and things start to go wrong.

-We're nice people.

-We try to make it a memorable day

-for 5,000. It's difficult.

-Any disasters?

-One wedding in Cardigan.

-Cardigan Castle costs around 10,000

-if you want to get married there.

-We got it down to 2,500 -

-half the budget on the location.

-We ended up spending 4,950 -

-we had fifty quid left.

-We went through the list

-and ticked everything off.

-Emma went,

-"Hold on. Where's the cake?"

-Bollocks! No cake.

-We had to make a wedding cake

-from scratch.

-Did you cook it?

-Did you cook it?

-

-What do you mean?

-For 50.

-You can buy a house in Cardigan

-for 50.

-We made the cake.

-Honest to God, it was dreadful.

-This is someone's greatest day.

-It was like stale bread,

-it was so dry.

-What did you say? "Don't worry,

-we'll get it right next time."

-How many weddings did you do?

-How many weddings did you do?

-

-Six.

-Did you think 'this won't last' ?

-Jiff!

-Just asking.

-Just asking.

-

-That's a yes. That's a yes.

-No. I can't possibly answer that.

-The six couples

-played the game very well.

-There might be another series there.

-Divorce.

-50,000.

-Too right.

-You've presented a lot of live TV...

-..Can i Gymru,

-eisteddfodau, Llangollen.

-What do you enjoy so much

-about live TV?

-I think it's the adrenaline rush.

-If you make a cock-up,

-if you make a mistake, it's gone.

-Made any cock-ups?

-The live Eisteddfod last year.

-What happened there? Tell us.

-You! You happened.

-Here's the VT.

-Here's what happened.

-We know that this is

-the traditional Mistar Urdd...

-..but we want to become

-more lean and mean.

-Here are the ideas

-for the centenary celebrations.

-Keep a straight face, they may have

-done a lot of work for this.

-There were one or two other ideas.

-Mistar Urdd is a hero.

-There were some

-that had a more inclusive image.

-We could change Mistar Urdd into...

-We could change Mistar Urdd into...

-

-A cool dude wearing a hat.

-Trystan, hiya. Nigel Owens here.

-I wanted to know

-if you were up for a laugh.

-You are, Trystan.

-I should have known

-that the Mistar Urdd sausage...

-Do you know who Mistar Urdd is?

-Do you know who Mistar Urdd is?

-

-The triangle boy with legs.

-Let's explain what happened there.

-This one has a programme.

-What's it called?

-Wyt Ti'n Gem?

-They set you up. That's what

-happened. You had no idea.

-I'd done a stint in a studio

-for five hours in the morning.

-9.00am until 2.00pm.

-I was just having a nap.

-Someone ran in to say the S4C news

-had gone down, or S4C's feed.

-I don't quite remember.

-I had to go back on live.

-There I was jumping around, putting

-my chinos and shirt back on.

-I legged it backstage

-where there were loads of people...

-..and three cameras

-ready to take the S4C feed.

-As I put my earpiece in,

-I heard, "10, 9..."

-I thought, "What am I meant to say?

-What do you want me to say?"

-They gave me the programme

-of the day and said "just fill".

-The titles played and I thought,

-"What do I say?"

-I waffled

-and it was pure waffle for...

-..a good 10-15 minutes.

-It was that fucker's fault.

-Now then, language.

-You usually talk shit

-so that's fine.

-With Eisteddfod Yr Urdd,

-you're away from home...

-..you stay in a hotel.

-There's a bar,

-you have a couple of drinks.

-Sometimes, you drink too much

-and you have to work the next day.

-What happens when that happens,

-Trystan?

-It's a very unfortunate situation.

-Do you want to elaborate on that?

-Do you want to elaborate on that?

-

-The Bala Eisteddfod.

-I was presenting

-live on the maes at 9.00am.

-I was sharing a house with

-Rhun ap Iorwerth and Shan Cothi.

-I'd never presented

-at the Eisteddfod before.

-The whisky bottle came out

-and I don't drink whisky.

-Half a bottle or three-quarters

-of a bottle later, it was empty.

-I KO'd and I woke up with this.

-"Come on, come on, come on,

-you're late."

-I jumped into the car, they put me

-in front of the camera...

-..in a caravan

-because Matthew Rhys was there.

-Matthew's family had a food stall.

-They were frying mushrooms, black

-pudding, eggs, tomatoes, bacon.

-Do you know when you can feel

-it all here?

-You're scared to burp

-because you know it's one of those.

-I managed to get to the end of

-the conversation. I thanked Matthew.

-I opened the door and it all

-came out like a long ribbon of sick.

-Talking of a weak constitution,

-tell me your story.

-What?!

-We were in the Wrexham Eisteddfod.

-We sang with Animato.

-We sang with Animato.

-

-50p?

-Yes, 50p, that's it.

-We sang together in the

-male voice choir on the Saturday.

-We were a group of friends,

-we won and we got drunk.

-We went into Wrexham and we

-were sat outside in a beer garden.

-I was sat next to him.

-I had a 50p piece

-and I dropped it in his pint.

-He necked his pint and said,

-"What was that?"

-"What do you mean?" I replied.

-"Did you neck that pint?"

-"Yes, why? What was in it?"

-"I put a 50p piece in it."

-"50p? Oh, my God."

-You pooed it out the next week!

-Two 20ps and a 10p piece!

-It took a week.

-It took a week.

-

-It's hard to get one out. Ooh!

-Someone said

-you played in a brass band.

-I used to when I lived back home

-in Deiniolen. Deiniolen Brass Band.

-We have a photo of you.

-I wore Reebok jumpers too.

-We happen

-to have a trombone here tonight.

-Can you pass me the trombone?

-Thank you, Demi.

-Thank you.

-Deiniolen Brass Band are renowned.

-Around the world.

-Can you blow that for us?

-Whoa, whoa, whoa.

-A special on for you.

-Nigel!

-Can I stand up?

-That's a good poo!

-His is real - this is a pretend one.

-Right, one minute to go.

-Time to Hit the Bar.

-Quickly - I want to beat him!

-Hit Eddie Jones, you get 10 points.

-Between the posts, five, and double

-the score with the Golden Ball.

-Three, two, one.

-Good, good.

-Three, two.

-What's the score?

-You did well, Trystan. 65.

-Good scores this week. Good scores.

-Right, let's have a break.

-First, here's Blues scrum-half

-Lloyd Williams In The Pack.

-The last time I lost my temper -

-this afternoon in training.

-The best player in training -

-Blaine Scully. Always 100%.

-Favourite book -

-Jack Reacher by Lee Child.

-Coldplay or U2?

-That's easy for me. Coldplay.

-Worst dress sense in the squad?

-Again, easy - Macauley Cook.

-The joker in the pack - Dan Fish.

-He's injured right now so we

-miss him in the changing rooms.

-First job.

-I started off washing taxis.

-Then I was promoted

-to washing dishes.

-Favourite car - usually a Maserati.

-Since Land Rover is sponsoring us

-this year, Land Rover for me.

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-Welcome back.

-You're both good friends and seem

-to know each other very well.

-Let's find out how well you actually

-know each other with a quiz.

-We've got a challenge for you,

-Double Trouble.

-DOUBLE TROUBLE

-The rules are simple.

-We'll ask you a series of questions.

-It's a bit like Mr & Mrs.

-Question 1.

-Who spends most time

-in front of the mirror?

-Right, Trystan.

-It's my job, nothing else.

-You both agree there.

-Who was the toughest in college?

-By a long way!

-Not hard-ons!

-Alright!

-You don't need to spell it out!

-Who is the last to buy a round?

-Oh, you disagree on this one.

-He's a real Cardi!

-I'm from Pembrokeshire.

-They're the same thing.

-They're the same thing.

-

-No fighting!

-Who was the Teacher's Pet in

-college?

-Him.

-You're disagreeing again.

-Maybe it was me!

-I can imagine it was you.

-I can imagine it was you.

-

-Thanks, Sarra.

-On a night out,

-who is the last man standing?

-Guaranteed.

-Well done

-and that's the end of the quiz.

-DOUBLE TROUBLE

-We've asked each other

-enough questions for tonight.

-Now it's your turn

-to interrogate us.

-Please stand up

-and tell us your name.

-I'm Mared from Llanuwchllyn.

-How are you?

-How are you?

-

-I'm fine.

-Who is your question for?

-Who is your question for?

-

-It's for everyone.

-Who was your favourite children's

-presenter?

-All the ones I used to watch

-are in jail!

-I'd say it was either

-Andi Peters or Phillip Schofield.

-It has to be Martyn Geraint.

-It has to be Martyn Geraint.

-

-Oh, MG!

-Of course.

-You can't change your mind now.

-You can't change your mind now.

-

-# Happy birthday #

-Frank Bough!

-Grandstand.

-What about you, Nige?

-I used to like Bruce Forsyth.

-I used to like Bruce Forsyth.

-

-Typical.

-Play Your Cards Right.

-Ted Rogers, 3-2-1.

-Ted Rogers, 3-2-1.

-

-Yes, Ted Rogers.

-Trevor McDonald.

-Left field!

-Nothing wrong with a bit of news.

-Next question.

-Huw from Cardiff.

-Huw from Cardiff.

-

-Hello, Huw.

-The Oscars have only just been

-but who would play you in a film?

-Leonardo DiCaprio.

-Leonardo DiCaprio.

-

-You wish!

-I'd go for Will Smith.

-Barbara Windsor.

-No, Gail Platt

-from Coronation Street!

-I'd choose both of them.

-You look just like them.

-I would choose Ryan Gosling.

-I'm going to say Tom Hanks.

-He's brilliant in everything.

-Jeremy Renner.

-Thank you,

-they were excellent questions.

-The questions were better

-than the answers.

-What's up next?

-I'm flying back to Zurich tomorrow

-and straight into rehearsals.

-I have an opera coming up in May.

-I've got the main role

-so there's a lot to learn.

-Are you only here for this?

-My family came out so I decided

-to come back with them.

-The answer was 'yes'.

-If you want to come again...

-How about you?

-We're shooting a second series

-of Priodas Pum Mil this month.

-I'm also doing Can i Gymru.

-There are Pro12 matches on

-this weekend.

-Who do you follow in the Pro12?

-I don't really watch the Pro12.

-Have you watched RGC in North Wales?

-I haven't seen them at Colwyn Bay

-but I do follow RGC.

-Rhun Williams was in school with me.

-He's a good player

-who's played for the Blues.

-He will do well.

-Watch this space with him.

-Who do you support?

-I used to support the Ospreys

-but I support all the Welsh regions.

-Why the Ospreys?

-Before the regions,

-I supported Swansea.

-My hero is Scott Gibbs

-and then I supported the Ospreys.

-I like to see the regions

-doing well.

-Any one of them, really.

-Where are you this weekend?

-Where are you this weekend?

-

-Bristol v Worcester.

-It's a massive game.

-Henson did well.

-I was at that match on Sunday

-and Gavin Henson played well.

-I'm in Dublin tomorrow refereeing

-Leinster against Scarlets.

-I have a weekend off.

-I have a weekend off.

-

-Again!

-More holidays than the Queen!

-You meet the Queen too often.

-That's next week.

-In two weeks, I'm dining

-with the Queen and Prince William.

-When I see you next, I'll be...

-Somebody needs to teach you

-some manners before then.

-He's chasing another MBE or OBE!

-He's chasing another MBE or OBE!

-

-Straight to Sir!

-Sir Nigel! God help us all!

-What for, refereeing?

-For f****** putting up

-with you every week!

-That's all from us this evening.

-Thanks to Trystan Ellis-Morris

-and Trystan Llyr Griffiths.

-Enjoy your weekend...

-..and we'll see you next week

-for the huge game against Ireland.

-Goodnight.

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