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Ymunwch a Jonathan, Nigel a Sarra ar drothwy gem Cymru yn erbyn Ffrainc. Join Jonathan, Nigel and Sarra on the eve of France v Wales, along with guests Geraint Hardy and Iwan Gr...


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-Welcome to the show.

-A great result for Wales last week.

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-I hope we get more of that

-out in Paris.

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-It'll be a difficult game

-but I hope we can win.

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-Here to keep me company

-is Sarra Elgan.

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-Nigel was running the line

-in Rome last weekend.

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-He enjoys a fuss during his walk-in.

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-What's he up to today?

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-You're out of poof.

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-I beg your pardon.

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-I beg your pardon.

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-Breathless!

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-I come bearing gifts.

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-Sarra.

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-Baguette.

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-Baguette.

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-Merci.

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-Jiffy, I have a semi-on.

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-Jiffy, I have a semi-on.

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-What?

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-Semillon, I think.

-Is that all it is?

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-That's it?

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-That's it?

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-It's the same size as you.

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-Judging by your nose,

-I should have brought a big bottle.

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-Did you enjoy Wales v Ireland?

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-Did you enjoy Wales v Ireland?

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-Mind your f*****g business.

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-Mind your f*****g business.

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-It was exciting, it was a hard game,

-it was a close game.

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-What was it like

-in the Easterby household?

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-Yeah, he's been better!

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-It was rather depressing

-on Friday night.

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-You were happy.

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-You were happy.

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-I win every way.

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-Have you been somewhere special?

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-Have you been somewhere special?

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-I've been to Buckingham Palace.

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-To see the Queen.

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-How was she?

-Did she ask after Jiff and me?

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-I started off on the wrong foot.

-"Alright, love?"

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-Were you there as a referee

-or as a gay icon?

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-He wasn't there as a referee!

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-No, no, no,

-Wayne Barnes has never been there.

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-He hasn't reached my standard

-of refereeing.

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-When he does, he can go.

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-What was she like?

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-What was she like?

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-Lovely. Prince Philip was nice too.

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-He asked me to penalise

-crooked feeds at the scrum.

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-It was a great experience.

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-Who's on the programme?

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-Saturday 5th of August

-is a date for your diaries.

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-We're the first to have a look

-around. We've got our socks on.

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-You're coming with us. Let's go.

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-Let's go.

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-Following the publication of

-powerful images on the Internet...

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-The squad have finished training.

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-It's a busy morning.

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-Oh, no! Gunge him.

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-Tell someone you're being bullied.

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-Golf. The Players' Championship.

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-An impromptu folk gig on the maes.

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-A warm welcome back to you.

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-Please welcome presenters

-Geraint Hardy and Iwan Griffiths.

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-You must have been following

-the Six Nations.

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-You both discuss topical issues.

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-You're on the radio,

-you're on Newyddion.

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-I've attended the games

-over the past few years...

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-..as Newyddion's

-sports correspondent.

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-This year,

-I've covered more serious news.

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-For the first time in years, I've

-enjoyed watching the games at home.

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-And listened to this one talking.

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-S4C!

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-Well done.

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-Did you attend the game, Geraint?

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-We have a live show from

-the Bierkeller before every game.

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-What's it like?

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-Does it make a difference if it's in

-the afternoon or an 8.00pm kick-off?

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-You're on the radio and people walk

-up to you and speak into the mic.

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-You run away from drunk people.

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-The atmosphere is great,

-we have a lot of fun.

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-We can see Jonathan

-on the giant screen.

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-A good win for Wales last Friday.

-Here are the highlights.

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-Two successive losses for Wales.

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-After losing their first match,

-two successive wins for Ireland.

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-They can still win the championship.

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-Webb with the long pass.

-Halfpenny out to George North.

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-North crosses the try-line.

-That's the way to score tries.

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-Rhys Webb goes for it.

-Out to George North.

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-A second try

-and he won't score an easier one.

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-Jamie Roberts. Jamie Roberts!

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-The victory is secure

-thanks to Jamie Roberts.

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-A 22-9 victory against Ireland.

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-Barnes was good.

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-He is a good ref,

-he's reffed well for a while.

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-He'll ref the final

-of the next World Cup.

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-Maybe so

-but he didn't ref the last one.

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-We have a clip for you.

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-We didn't feel sorry for Ireland

-or anyone else last weekend...

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-..but we did feel sorry

-for this young lad.

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-He ran to the ball,

-he's just unlucky.

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-We're playing on.

-We're playing on.

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-It's not a tackle, mate,

-they're just running for the ball.

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-Thanks for pulling it up

-on the screen.

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-You wouldn't have done that,

-just ignored someone.

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-He would have given the waterboy

-a yellow card!

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-The game was great, but watch this,

-from Wales' U20 prop.

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-Look at the dummy he sold

-in this game.

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-Here he goes. Whoop!

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-Well done.

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-The only problem is

-he peaked too early. U20s.

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-He went off after that!

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-We saw clips

-from internationals there.

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-You also appeared

-in an international game.

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-You played for Wales?

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-You were a mascot.

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-Wow! I forgot about that.

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-Here he is.

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-I don't think

-I've ever seen that photo.

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-It's a photo of that young prop.

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-When was that?

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-When was that?

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-1995.

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-Wales v Fiji.

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-There was a magazine competition.

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-You had to name the starting XV.

-It'd be easy these days.

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-I got it right. I went to

-Cardiff Arms Park to watch Fiji.

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-We were losing against Fiji

-in a tight contest.

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-Neil Jenkins had a penalty,

-took a quick tap and scored a try.

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-Who was the referee?

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-Who was the referee?

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-No idea.

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-No idea.

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-No-one ever remembers the referee!

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-Once the game's over,

-it's all forgotten.

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-Sarra, Sarra...!

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-Let me tell you this.

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-Give one f*****g decision at the

-end of the game, everyone remembers.

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-Touched a nerve! Sarra, the news.

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-Gavin Henson has announced

-he's joining the Dragons.

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-The team's new training facilities

-helped him make up his mind.

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-With so many Welsh fans

-heading to Paris this weekend...

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-..Paris Metro have opened

-a fast lane for their escalators.

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-Run, run!

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-Look at his leg.

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-What do you mean, oh, oh?

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-He didn't need to go down

-the middle! It was his fault.

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-That's the news.

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-Before the break, Lisa Angharad,

-our unofficial tour guide...

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-..has been out to Paris.

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-Bonjour. Je m'appelle Lisa.

-A bientot a Paris.

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-Was that OK?

-I have no idea what I said.

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-This week, Wales take on France.

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-I'm here to show you

-what goes on in Paris.

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-Measuring 324 metres, the Eiffel

-Tower is France's tallest building.

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-One woman loved it so much,

-she married it.

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-Something to do with size.

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-If I don't get a move on,

-I'll marry Machynlleth town clock.

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-Notre Dame, one of Paris'

-most famous cathedrals.

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-When Esmeralda

-was on her deathbed...

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-..they showed

-her a photo of Quasimodo.

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-"Quasimodo? Don't remember him,

-but his face rings a bell."

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-In my f*****g eye!

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-Don't bring your car to Paris.

-The French are mad.

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-This is the worst place,

-the Arc de Triomphe.

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-A crash happens every 20 minutes.

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-This is the only place in Paris

-your car insurance is invalid.

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-Prick!

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-After a hard day of rugby,

-you might come here.

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-This is the creme de la creme

-of the dancing world.

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-That windmill has spun since 1889.

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-Today, it costs 190 euros

-to watch the show.

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-Yes, we're in the Moulin Rouge.

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-If you visit Paris,

-you must taste snails.

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-Those slimy buggers

-that crawl around your garden.

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-I'm not going to stick my tongue...

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-Are you just meant to suck?!

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-I can't, I can't.

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-Do I have to?

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-I can't. I just know it's a slug.

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-After your Parisian adventure

-and a long trip on the Metro...

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-..you'll watch the rugby here -

-Stade de France.

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-There's no more to say -

-allez le rouge.

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-Cock-a-doodle-doo!

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-Subtitles

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-Subtitles

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-Subtitles

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-Welcome back. We're joined by

-Geraint Hardy and Iwan Griffiths.

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-The final challenge of the series.

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-Nigel and I went down

-to Parc Y Scarlets...

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-..to test our accuracy

-with a rugby ball.

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-Can you see that basketball ring?

-Do you want to go first or second?

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-Second.

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-Second.

-

-I'll go first. Let's go.

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-Throw it.

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-Pathetic.

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-The wind changed.

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-Look at the wind.

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-What did you do

-when you were kicking?

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-I wasn't aiming for a hole.

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-Last chance.

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-This is flat.

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-You're flat. This is going in,

-I can see it coming.

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-Close!

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-If this goes in,

-this place will erupt!

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-Close.

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-Why are you laughing?

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-Why are you laughing?

-

-Pathetic. That was a forward pass.

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-I have the feeling this is the one.

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-Faggots.

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-No good.

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-Honourable draw.

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-Too windy today. Too windy.

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-I gave him a draw game

-but I had one in. Watch this.

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-This was the practice.

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-That was in. I won.

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-Stop arguing.

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-We'll have a challenge at the end

-to sort this out. Let's move on.

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-You're a familiar face on the news,

-with your sport bulletins.

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-Is that what you wanted to do?

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-Is that what you wanted to do?

-

-I remember sitting down thinking...

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-..what am I going to do?

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-I enjoyed performing and I thought

-journalism was a secure job.

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-I was fortunate to start with Ffeil,

-presenting and reporting.

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-From there, I went to eisteddfodau.

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-It was a dream. I never thought

-I'd present an eisteddfod programme.

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-It was an incredible experience.

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-I commentate

-on the Gorsedd ceremonies.

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-I stand in a box

-and commentate on the Chairing.

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-Robin McBryde holding his sword!

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-You had an interesting experience

-with another rugby player.

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-A lot of things happen.

-I've interviewed some of the greats.

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-I remember a huge event

-close to Cardiff Arms Park.

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-You ask the former players

-if they're happy to have a chat.

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-I asked Gareth Edwards and he said,

-"Yeah, great, no problems."

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-I was live, I did a live link

-but Gareth Edwards had disappeared.

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-He'd sat down and everyone

-behind me was wearing a black suit.

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-I had three minutes

-to find Gareth for the interview.

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-I ran around like a nutter

-and I was wearing a suit.

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-Someone walked up to me and said...

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-.."We ordered a table for 10

-and we only have a table for six."

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-I had two minutes left now

-to find Gareth Edwards.

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-I was trying to be

-as polite as I could be.

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-He was very accommodating

-and came with me...

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-..but as we were walking,

-everyone wanted to speak to him.

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-He's so lovely,

-stopping to talk on the way.

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-I only had 30 seconds left

-so I left Gareth in the crowd...

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-..and went back to the camera.

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-"Well, there are hundreds

-of people here.

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-"They're looking ahead

-to the game against France."

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-I turned around and he was standing

-right next to me! He's a true pro.

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-Things like that happen

-all the time on live TV.

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-Did you sort out the table for six?

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-Did you sort out the table for six?

-

-Afterwards, yes.

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-You've left out an important

-part of your career - acting.

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-You were a child actor.

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-I had a little opportunity,

-it was great. I was...

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-You or the opportunity was great?

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-You or the opportunity was great?

-

-The opportunity. Tafarn Y Gwr Drwg.

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-Here's a clip.

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-Those are my things.

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-What's this?

-Trying to be pretty, are you?

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-I'll show you how to be pretty.

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-Stuff you!

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-The hair.

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-What a fringe. A bowl

-around your head and away to go.

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-You made the right choice.

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-You made the right choice.

-

-Thanks.

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-You've won something that the

-rest of you haven't - BAFTA Cymru.

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-Tell us the story.

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-Tell us the story.

-

-It was funny.

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-Newyddion 9 had been nominated

-as the Best News Programme.

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-Newyddion 9 won. Great.

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-I was on stage, I had a speech.

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-Thanks to everyone,

-thanks to Mam-gu.

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-Off we went, we had a party,

-we had a great night.

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-Two days later, my boss phoned.

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-"Iwan, bad news.

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-"They made a mistake."

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-"They made a mistake."

-

-Two days later?

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-I would have said, "Tough luck."

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-I laughed, I thought it was funny.

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-You had to give the trophy back.

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-You had to give the trophy back.

-

-But we had a party.

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-You're looking forward

-to your wedding day now.

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-Yes, on May 6. I'm a very lucky man.

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-The stag do was memorable.

-Where did you go?

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-The Gnoll.

-We watched the Scottish game there.

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-We went to Brecon in the night.

-Who did we see in Brecon?

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-Andy Powell.

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-Fair play, he was great.

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-He pointed us in the direction

-of the best Indian.

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-You can play the guitar.

-Did you take it on the stag?

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-There was plenty of singing

-on the stag, as you can imagine.

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-I like a bit of singing.

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-It destresses me

-after a long day at work.

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-You need to destress

-after being on this programme.

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-As it happens, look at this.

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-Out of nowhere.

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-Come on, Mary Hopkin.

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-Mary Hopkin.

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-A song for Sarra.

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-You're So Vain?

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-Sing along.

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-# Pishyn, pishyn,

-let me be your friend

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-# Happy, shapely and beautiful

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-# You're sweeter than honey #

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-When you started playing,

-he thought it was Lawr Ar Lan y Mor.

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-Edward H were in Pontyberem...

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-..and this one

-and the Trimsaran boys were there.

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-Before the gig, they started

-causing trouble. Everyone out.

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-We didn't start it

-but we finished it.

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-Trimsaran causing trouble

-in Pontyberem.

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-For Jonathan.

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-# You say it best

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-# When you say nothing at all #

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-That was beautiful. Well done.

-Do you have one for Nigel?

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-# I met a pretty young girl

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-# Down by the seaside

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-# Down by the seaside

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-# Down by the seaside

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-# I met a pretty young girl

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-# Down by the seaside

0:23:160:23:18

-# Down by the seaside

0:23:180:23:21

-# I love you

0:23:210:23:23

-# I love you

0:23:230:23:25

-# The girl at the seaside

0:23:250:23:28

-# I love you

0:23:290:23:31

-# I love you

0:23:310:23:33

-# The girl at the seaside #

0:23:330:23:36

-Well done.

0:23:370:23:40

-Can you join us every week?

0:23:410:23:44

-On that note, one minute to go.

0:23:440:23:46

-Let's Hit The Bar.

0:23:460:23:48

-Who's the barman?

0:24:090:24:11

-Tonight's barman is one of France's

-best players - Louis Picamoles.

0:24:110:24:17

-Who's holding the balls?

-What's your name?

0:24:210:24:24

-Owain.

0:24:240:24:25

-Where do you think Owain comes from?

0:24:260:24:28

-Where do you think Owain comes from?

-

-Crimewatch!

0:24:280:24:30

-Most people on Crimewatch

-come from where he comes from.

0:24:330:24:36

-Trimsaran.

0:24:370:24:38

-I might know his parents.

0:24:460:24:48

-Hit Picamoles and it's ten points.

0:24:480:24:50

-Between the posts five points.

-With this Golden Ball...

0:24:510:24:54

-..you can double your score.

0:24:570:24:59

-Ready? Three, two, one.

0:25:020:25:04

-Three, two.

0:25:260:25:27

-Score?

0:25:390:25:40

-In any other series,

-you would have been top.

0:25:400:25:44

-Your score is 85.

0:25:440:25:45

-Happy.

0:25:490:25:50

-That's it for this part.

-Before we go, here's a puzzle.

0:25:520:25:56

-We've hidden a former

-Welsh international...

0:25:560:25:59

-..in Eric Cantona's face - you can

-work out who he is during the break.

0:26:000:26:05

-.

0:26:080:26:08

-Subtitles

-

-Subtitles

0:26:150:26:16

-Before the break, we showed you an

-Eric Cantona photo. Nige, who else?

0:26:230:26:29

-Who is the player

-hiding in Eric Cantona's face?

0:26:300:26:33

-The Nigellas have the answer.

0:26:330:26:35

-Scott Quinnell.

0:26:480:26:49

-I've never seen you so excited.

0:26:520:26:54

-You've been presenting the

-breakfast show with Polly and Matt.

0:26:550:27:00

-Do you enjoy it?

0:27:010:27:03

-Yes. I have to get up early.

0:27:030:27:05

-I'm not a morning person.

0:27:050:27:07

-The first question wasn't

-do you want the job?

0:27:070:27:10

-It was can you get up early

-five days a week regularly?

0:27:110:27:14

-I need to be in the studio

-by 6.00am.

0:27:150:27:17

-I used to sleep in until midday

-almost every day.

0:27:170:27:21

-It's so much fun.

-We have a good laugh.

0:27:230:27:25

-Can you explain this photo to us?

0:27:260:27:29

-Forget Blue Monday, honk your horn.

0:27:300:27:32

-Blue Monday is in January when

-we're all worrying about our bills.

0:27:340:27:39

-I wore a bikini

-outside Cardiff Prison.

0:27:400:27:44

-I enjoyed all the attention.

0:27:450:27:48

-Working on live radio is dangerous.

-Has anything happened?

0:27:500:27:55

-A lot has happened.

-We're very relaxed in the studio.

0:27:560:27:59

-We've worked together

-for four years.

0:27:590:28:02

-We have well-known guests

-on the programme.

0:28:030:28:06

-World famous pop stars.

-We had Jessie J on once.

0:28:060:28:09

-She couldn't come to Cardiff so

-she was in London on an ISDN line.

0:28:100:28:13

-They patched her through

-and we did the interview.

0:28:140:28:17

-She was just being really awkward.

-She didn't expand on any question.

0:28:180:28:23

-She didn't want to be there,

-she wasn't playing the game.

0:28:230:28:27

-We cut it short

-"Thanks, Jessie, ta-ra."

0:28:270:28:29

-We thought she'd gone.

0:28:300:28:32

-I said, "She was effin' awkward,

-wasn't she?"

0:28:330:28:37

-Jessie's PA said, "We're still here,

-Cardiff, just to let you know."

0:28:390:28:44

-Yes, it was so awkward.

0:28:440:28:48

-When things go wrong on live TV,

-they really go wrong on Kids' TV.

0:28:520:28:55

-They say don't work

-with children or animals.

0:28:570:29:00

-Have you seen the Heads Up! game

-on mobile phones?

0:29:030:29:06

-One of us was in the studio

-with a name on her head.

0:29:060:29:09

-The other was leading

-the chat over the phone.

0:29:090:29:11

-The kid is meant to give

-you clues about the name.

0:29:120:29:15

-"Plays No10 for Wales."

-"Dan Biggar."

0:29:150:29:17

-This was years ago.

0:29:180:29:20

-Amy Winehouse was the name

-on Lois' head.

0:29:200:29:25

-The child said,

-"She takes loads of drugs."

0:29:250:29:29

-Lois said, "Amy Winehouse!"

0:29:290:29:31

-"Correct, move on."

0:29:310:29:32

-Drugs are bad!

0:29:330:29:34

-It happens all the time

-with kids on the phone.

0:29:370:29:40

-It was half the fun.

0:29:400:29:41

-You have a good balance in life.

-You also do sport.

0:29:420:29:46

-We had Brett Johns on this show.

-You met him too.

0:29:470:29:52

-I met him training.

0:29:530:29:54

-I asked the producer if he wanted me

-to do some sparring with him.

0:29:550:29:59

-I'll do anything, I don't mind.

0:29:590:30:01

-I'll do anything, I don't mind.

-

-Maybe not that.

0:30:010:30:02

-They said, no, come dressed neatly

-for a one-to-one chat.

0:30:030:30:07

-You didn't get

-that message for tonight?

0:30:070:30:11

-We had the chat and they filmed him

-on his own doing his moves.

0:30:150:30:20

-I said "Brett, believe it or not,

-I want you to punch me really hard."

0:30:210:30:25

-He's an UFC fighter.

0:30:270:30:29

-You'll only get this chance

-once in your lifetime.

0:30:300:30:33

-He'd knock you out.

0:30:330:30:34

-He'd knock you out.

-

-It might be the last time too.

0:30:340:30:36

-He refused! I really wanted

-a UFC fighter to hit me once.

0:30:370:30:41

-I would tell everyone

-that story forever.

0:30:410:30:44

-Once you'd woken up.

0:30:450:30:47

-Good luck to Brett tomorrow night

-in his fight in London.

0:30:480:30:52

-You've done all this and had time

-to start a family. You have a son.

0:30:590:31:04

-Jac is the best thing

-that ever happened to me.

0:31:050:31:08

-There are cliches

-about having children.

0:31:080:31:10

-I'd always say,

-"Yeah, yeah, whatever."

0:31:100:31:13

-He's changed everything.

0:31:130:31:15

-I finish work about 10.00am,

-I go home and we have such a laugh.

0:31:160:31:21

-He's my other best man

-for our wedding.

0:31:220:31:25

-He was very excited when he heard

-you were on this programme.

0:31:280:31:33

-Jiffy.

0:31:350:31:35

-Jiffy.

-

-Jiffy.

0:31:350:31:36

-Sarra.

0:31:370:31:38

-Sarra.

-

-Sarra.

0:31:380:31:39

-Nigel.

0:31:390:31:41

-He's beautiful.

0:31:500:31:52

-He's only 20 months old.

-He talks so much.

0:31:530:31:56

-I talk a lot and he copies me.

0:31:560:31:58

-Say any word and he repeats it.

0:31:580:32:01

-You're also getting married

-this year.

0:32:010:32:04

-We're marrying on

-New Year's Eve in Cardiff.

0:32:050:32:07

-What are you wearing?

-Do you know what you're wearing?

0:32:080:32:11

-I interviewed Gok Wan the other day.

0:32:110:32:14

-He's offered to style me

-for my wedding.

0:32:140:32:16

-Gok Wan is styling you?

0:32:170:32:19

-Gok Wan is styling you?

-

-I'll be paying for the clothes.

0:32:190:32:20

-The one thing you don't need

-that night is 'coc wan' (limp cock).

0:32:210:32:26

-My girlfriend agrees wholeheartedly.

0:32:320:32:35

-How well do you and your fiancee

-know each other?

0:32:360:32:39

-Quite well, I hope.

0:32:400:32:42

-How long have you been together?

0:32:430:32:44

-How long have you been together?

-

-We've known each other a long time.

0:32:440:32:46

-We've been together -

-I should know this - five years.

0:32:460:32:50

-We're going to play a game to find

-out how well you know each other.

0:32:520:32:57

-It's like Sion a Sian.

0:32:590:33:00

-You've spoken to Llinos?

-Oh, wow, OK.

0:33:010:33:03

-Yes, we have.

0:33:040:33:05

-Yes, we have.

-

-And Jac.

0:33:050:33:06

-I'll ask you a question,

-give me your answer.

0:33:080:33:11

-We'll ask Llinos for her answer.

0:33:120:33:14

-We'll ask Llinos for her answer.

-

-We'll argue so much tonight.

0:33:140:33:16

-Which one of you

-is the most embarrassing drunk?

0:33:180:33:21

-When I go out, I go out.

0:33:240:33:25

-Aaht aaht.

0:33:260:33:27

-Llinos gets drunk quickly.

-What has she said?

0:33:280:33:31

-I'll say me.

0:33:320:33:34

-What's your answer, Llinos?

0:33:340:33:36

-Geraint doesn't know

-when to stop when we're out.

0:33:370:33:39

-He wants to party

-until the early hours...

0:33:400:33:42

-..even when he's working at 5.30am.

0:33:430:33:45

-Next, which one of you spends the

-most time in front of the mirror?

0:33:500:33:55

-Llinos.

0:33:570:33:58

-I do spend a long time

-in front of the mirror...

0:33:590:34:02

-..but Llinos spends

-hours and hours and hours.

0:34:020:34:05

-It was like you

-getting ready earlier on.

0:34:060:34:08

-People notice.

0:34:090:34:10

-Llinos.

0:34:100:34:11

-Geraint fusses so much

-with his hair.

0:34:130:34:17

-He won't attend the wedding

-if his hair's not right.

0:34:180:34:22

-Great answer.

0:34:220:34:24

-Which one of you

-has the most annoying bad habits?

0:34:270:34:32

-I'm not going to say me.

-I'm a very tidy person.

0:34:340:34:38

-It's not me - it's Llinos.

0:34:390:34:41

-Llinos.

0:34:410:34:42

-I've found toenail clippings

-on the sofa.

0:34:440:34:50

-Well done, Llinos.

0:34:510:34:52

-You can take that home with you.

0:34:540:34:57

-You can take that home with you.

-

-Stitch-up.

0:34:570:34:58

-Put your foot down

-before that wedding.

0:34:590:35:02

-One minute to go.

0:35:020:35:04

-One minute to go.

-

-Let's Hit The Bar.

0:35:040:35:05

-Ready? Three, two, one.

0:35:280:35:30

-Come on, Ows.

0:35:500:35:52

-Three, two.

0:35:530:35:55

-What's Geraint's score?

0:36:060:36:08

-It was a good effort. 60.

0:36:090:36:12

-You're in the relegation battle.

0:36:200:36:22

-Who won?

0:36:250:36:26

-Who won?

-

-Trystan Llyr Griffiths.

0:36:260:36:28

-Here he is.

0:36:290:36:32

-He looks happy.

0:36:400:36:41

-Since we're playing France...

0:36:420:36:45

-..I thought we could play

-a French game called Pardon.

0:36:470:36:50

-This is a simple game.

0:36:590:37:01

-Nigel and Iwan

-are wearing earphones.

0:37:010:37:04

-They are hearing music.

0:37:060:37:08

-Say the words on your cards.

0:37:080:37:12

-They guess the words.

0:37:120:37:14

-Stade de France.

0:37:150:37:17

-Stade de France.

0:37:200:37:22

-Stade de France.

-

-Stade de France.

0:37:220:37:23

-Baguette.

0:37:270:37:29

-Baguette.

0:37:300:37:32

-Baguette.

-

-Baguette.

0:37:320:37:33

-Ooh la la.

0:37:360:37:39

-Ooh la la.

-

-Ooh la la.

0:37:390:37:40

-Thierry Henry.

0:37:440:37:45

-Thierry Henry.

-

-Thierry Henry.

0:37:450:37:46

-Fromage. Fromage.

0:37:490:37:54

-Fromage.

0:37:540:37:56

-Fromage.

-

-Fromage.

0:37:560:37:57

-Your time is up, your time is up.

0:38:010:38:03

-Five. Well done.

0:38:070:38:08

-On your marks, get set, go.

0:38:100:38:12

-Gerard Depardieu.

0:38:120:38:15

-Gerard Depardieu.

-

-Gerard Depardieu.

0:38:150:38:16

-Moulin Rouge.

0:38:180:38:18

-Moulin Rouge.

-

-Moulin Rouge.

0:38:180:38:20

-Jean Paul Gaultier.

0:38:210:38:23

-Jean...

0:38:240:38:24

-Jean...

-

-Jean Paul Gaultier.

0:38:240:38:26

-Napoleon.

0:38:280:38:29

-Napoleon.

-

-Napoleon.

0:38:290:38:30

-Serge Blanco. Serge Blanco.

0:38:310:38:33

-Serge Blanco.

0:38:340:38:35

-Serge Blanco.

-

-Serge Blanco.

0:38:350:38:36

-Eiffel Tower.

0:38:370:38:38

-Eiffel Tower.

-

-Eiffel Tower.

0:38:380:38:40

-Hunchback of Notre Dame.

0:38:420:38:43

-Hunchback of...

0:38:440:38:47

-Hunchback of...

-

-Hunchback of Notre Dame.

0:38:470:38:49

-Your time is up.

0:38:530:38:54

-That's really loud.

0:38:590:39:01

-Only one winner. These two.

0:39:020:39:04

-Well done.

0:39:060:39:07

-Well done, Geraint and Iwan.

0:39:100:39:12

-That's all for this part.

-Join us after the break.

0:39:120:39:15

-.

0:39:150:39:15

-Subtitles

0:39:240:39:24

-Subtitles

-

-Subtitles

0:39:240:39:26

-Welcome back.

-What are you up to, Nige?

0:39:330:39:36

-What are you doing?

0:39:370:39:39

-Pumping balls.

-It's time to play Pumping Balls.

0:39:390:39:42

-Andy Powell, aka, the Pumper.

0:39:500:39:53

-Quick. On the vinegar stroke.

0:39:560:40:00

-What's the time now?

0:40:000:40:02

-Hard work.

0:40:040:40:08

-My feet.

0:40:130:40:15

-Guys, I've gone.

0:40:190:40:23

-Yeah!

0:40:260:40:28

-How did Shanks go?

0:40:300:40:31

-Guys, that's hard.

0:40:320:40:36

-Andy Powell pumped his ball

-in 40 seconds.

0:40:400:40:46

-He's being disqualified because

-his ball wasn't hard enough.

0:40:460:40:51

-He was flat!

0:40:520:40:55

-He was flat!

-

-Yes, a flat ball.

0:40:550:40:57

-He goes down here so the ball

-pumping champion is Shane Williams.

0:40:580:41:03

-Earlier, you two did a challenge.

0:41:100:41:12

-You fell out because

-there wasn't a clear winner.

0:41:130:41:16

-We're going to have a tie-breaker.

0:41:160:41:19

-You have five balls to hit the

-middle of the target for points.

0:41:240:41:28

-Hits further out will score you

-fewer points. Do you understand?

0:41:300:41:33

-We're ready.

0:41:350:41:36

-Well done, Nigel. 72 points.

0:41:580:42:01

-Good luck, Jiff.

0:42:010:42:03

-72 to beat.

0:42:050:42:06

-How did he get twelve there,

-I only got ten.

0:42:080:42:12

-That was a good one.

0:42:200:42:22

-88 points.

0:42:290:42:32

-We've asked enough questions

-tonight. You can ask some now.

0:42:390:42:43

-It's time for The Inquisition.

0:42:430:42:45

-First member of the audience

-with a question, stand up please.

0:42:530:42:58

-I'm Denzil from Maesycwmmer.

0:42:590:43:01

-A question for Iwan and Geraint.

0:43:010:43:04

-What is your party trick

-and can I see it?

0:43:050:43:08

-Good question, Denzil.

0:43:140:43:16

-This may be the last time I do this.

0:43:170:43:21

-It gets harder every time.

0:43:210:43:23

-I used to be a folk dancer but

-I've stopped now because of age.

0:43:260:43:29

-I catches up with us all.

0:43:300:43:31

-If I manage to get over this

-I'll be happy.

0:43:320:43:36

-C'mon Iwan.

0:43:360:43:38

-Tape this.

0:43:400:43:41

-This could be special.

0:43:420:43:44

-I've tried this

-and it is very difficult.

0:43:440:43:47

-Very well done.

0:43:520:43:55

-I could never do that.

0:44:000:44:03

-I couldn't bend my knee.

-What about your trick, Geraint?

0:44:040:44:07

-Denzil doesn't want to see

-my college party trick.

0:44:070:44:11

-I'm a bad karaoke singer.

0:44:150:44:16

-Which song?

0:44:170:44:19

-The only one I know is...

0:44:200:44:22

-# I believe I can fly

0:44:220:44:23

-# I believe I can touch the sky

0:44:240:44:26

-# Think about it every night and day

0:44:270:44:29

-# Spread my wings and fly away

0:44:300:44:32

-# I believe I can... #

0:44:340:44:36

-Sorry.

0:44:420:44:43

-What's next for you, Iwan?

0:44:440:44:45

-I've moved house

-so I'm painting every day.

0:44:460:44:51

-I'm looking forward to the wedding.

0:44:530:44:56

-Then it's eisteddfod season...

0:44:560:44:58

-..and news of course

-and who knows what else.

0:44:580:45:00

-Good luck with the wedding.

0:45:010:45:03

-I want to see the photos.

0:45:030:45:05

-You're getting married too.

-What else do you have planned?

0:45:050:45:09

-I've got a new show on S4C where

-I'll be travelling around Wales.

0:45:090:45:14

-I'll be looking at

-all kinds of different hotels.

0:45:140:45:18

-I'll learn the Welsh word

-for hotels before I start.

0:45:180:45:21

-I'll be looking

-at restaurants as well.

0:45:220:45:24

-Seeing what Wales has to offer.

0:45:240:45:26

-They're giving me a car

-and off I go.

0:45:270:45:29

-Lots of travelling

-but looking forward.

0:45:300:45:32

-Very nice.

0:45:320:45:33

-The last weekend of the Six Nations.

0:45:350:45:37

-Heads on the block. Wales v France?

0:45:380:45:42

-Heads on the block. Wales v France?

-

-I'm going for Wales.

0:45:420:45:43

-Scotland versus Italy?

0:45:440:45:45

-Scotland versus Italy?

-

-Scotland.

0:45:450:45:46

-The big showdown.

-Ireland versus England?

0:45:460:45:49

-England look better than Ireland.

-England for me.

0:45:500:45:53

-Scotland were awful.

0:45:550:45:56

-England are very tough to beat.

0:45:570:46:00

-I agree.

-England are excellent at the moment.

0:46:010:46:04

-You never know on the final weekend

-at the Aviva Stadium.

0:46:040:46:07

-I hope Wales can beat France

-or it's a desperate season for us.

0:46:080:46:13

-Scotland to win?

0:46:140:46:15

-Scotland to win?

-

-Yes.

0:46:150:46:16

-What about you?

0:46:160:46:18

-What about you?

-

-Wales, Scotland, Ireland.

0:46:180:46:21

-Where are you this week?

0:46:220:46:24

-Running the line in Scotland.

0:46:250:46:28

-Running the line in Scotland.

-

-The big match!

0:46:280:46:30

-If Wales win by 15 points or more

-they rise to fourth in the World.

0:46:320:46:37

-Every game has meaning.

0:46:370:46:39

-I think Wales and Scotland

-and I think Ireland will win.

0:46:400:46:44

-I do.

0:46:460:46:49

-That's all for tonight. Thanks

-to Geraint Hardy and Iwan Griffiths.

0:46:520:46:57

-It's the end of the series.

-Here are the highlights.

0:47:020:47:05

-Welcome to the show.

0:47:060:47:07

-I've got a cold. If I blow

-through my mouth I can't breathe.

0:47:130:47:17

-# The world's gold

-or its fine pearls #

0:47:190:47:21

-What's the symbol...

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-# Knees and toes #

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-Good luck to all the Welsh teams

-against France.

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-We'll see you for

-the Lions' tour in the summer.

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-Until then, goodnight.

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-S4C Subtitles by Adnod Cyf.

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Ymunwch a Jonathan, Nigel a Sarra ar drothwy gem Cymru yn erbyn Ffrainc. Join Jonathan, Nigel and Sarra on the eve of France v Wales, along with guests Geraint Hardy and Iwan Griffiths.