The Final Score Sport Relief

Sport Relief 2012 took fundraising to new heights, and new depths.

We laughed, we cried, but most importantly,

we pulled together to raise a staggering amount of money

for people who really need it around the world, and right here in the UK.

We relive some of Sport Relief 2012's finest moments,

and find out how your money has changed lives.

2012 has been an incredible year for sport.

Success in the Ryder Cup, triumph at the Tour de France,

and Murray finally winning a tennis Grand Slam.

Oh, and there was also that little Olympics thing in the summer.

But in March this year, Sport Relief was making history of its own,

as the stars came out to do their bit to raise some serious cash.

Oh, Savage!

Savagio, you can savage me any time!

Well, we're a boy band.

BUZZER

The world doesn't know who you are, Kate,

-the amount of time you've been around.

-What?

Bye!

I chose the Thames because I thought it would be an amazing challenge.

Most people in the UK know the Thames, have seen it,

and I know people like to see people off the TV suffer.

Ah!

I came here to get to the South Pole,

and I don't want to tempt fate,

but it looks like that might happen.

Ah, my legs!

Ow!

I'm going to try and break 12 world records in 12 hours.

The record to beat was 51. You managed 52.

My whole life, when people say to me,

"What are you frightened of?" I always just say water.

It's always been, you know, the bogeyman.

Go on, John!

I've got to make sure I don't fail, or end up in the corner crying

and sucking my thumb, which I feel like doing!

Yes, Sport Relief 2012 was the biggest ever,

raising a record-breaking...

And later, we'll relive some of those truly amazing

challenges from the likes of John Bishop, David Walliams

and Freddie Flintoff,

but it was footballing legend Frank Lampard who faced

one of the biggest challenges of the night,

as he went head-to-head with an 11-year-old girl.

So what's your name?

Karen. Will this take long?

Erm, we should be on our way shortly.

Are you a Chelsea fan?

No, I hate football.

I just won this in a competition, and I wanted to be on telly.

Also, it will look good on my CV.

Oh, right.

Is this an important game?

Yeah, yeah, it is, yeah.

And are you feeling confident?

Yes.

Right.

Why did you make that face?

No reason.

Yeah, no, no, she's fine. And guess what?

She's got Frank Lampard!

Frank Lampard? Great!

Yeah, she's chatting away to him.

She's chatting to him?

Yeah.

Right. Well, maybe keep an eye on that, you know, in case...

she does that thing that she does.

Excuse me, excuse me.

Excuse me, your Christine Bleakley, aren't you?

Yes.

I'm a massive fan. Could I have an autograph, please?

Yes, of course. No problem.

To Jake, please. Thank you.

Hi, I'm Pete.

Hello.

-I'm also a big fan.

-Thank you.

-We always voted for you on Strictly.

-Oh, thank you.

Yeah, you and Ann Widdecombe,

because mum likes seeing Anton use her as a big floor mop.

Could you make one more to Deano, please?

OK.

Thank you.

-So are you here supporting your other half?

-I am.

Oh, Adrian Chiles?

No, no, Adrian and I work together loads, but no, we're not married.

Ben, Christine is engaged to Frank Lampard,

who is a very lucky man, by the way.

Oh, thank you!

Well, he's not that lucky.

That goal against Germany was way over the line.

Dad called the ref a Nazi stooge.

I... I didn't.

Do you want to see him goose-stepping across the room?

Ben!

Christine, can I have one more, please?

All I know is that last weekend I heard my dad shouting that

you had missed a goal that my granny could have scored.

We all miss the occasional easy one.

Well, it must have been really easy,

because my granny's got a plastic hip.

But we still won the game.

And I made both the goals.

Well, that's nothing to boast about.

You just need a few bits of wood and a big net.

-No, no, I didn't...

-Anyone can make a goal.

No, I meant...

That's just DIY.

I meant...

Karen, try not to talk to Mr Lampard too much,

because he's trying to focus on the big game.

This is my mum. She fancies you.

No, I don't!

-Oh, my God!

-Jeez!

Oh, I'm so sorry. I've got some arnica in here.

Excuse me, madam?

I'm sorry, yes. Karen, really, there's a lot of big-game pressure.

Yeah, I know all about big-game pressure.

I play netball for the school.

Madam, if you could just return...

Yes, yes.

Football's much harder than netball.

Actually, this is a real coincidence,

because my daughter is Frank's mascot today.

Really? She won't forget that in a hurry.

No.

And neither will he.

What's that armband?

Is it a fashion thing?

It means I'm captain.

So you're in charge?

Does that mean that if you lose, the newspapers will all blame you?

I bet it does.

Especially if you miss another easy one.

They'll probably stick your face on a picture of a vegetable.

Frank, the ref doesn't have a mascot.

He does now.

So you're the ref?

Erm, yeah.

And are you feeling confident?

Backstage of a star-studded tennis tournament,

Miranda and co were hoping for a love match.

What could possibly go wrong?

We're in, we're in!

Now, act casual. Subtly look around for men.

Casual. Cas, yeah.

You're looking very strange.

Robbie Savage! Robbie Savage!

All right, cool, cool!

Hello, hello.

-I'm Penny.

-Hello.

This is my daughter, Miranda.

Sorry, I'll just...

Hello, Miranda. Nice to meet you.

Oh, Savage!

Savage!

Savagio, you can savage me any time!

What am I doing?

Ciao, ciao. Ring me!

It's Mo Farah!

OK, leave this to me.

Yo, Mo, hello!

I'll be fine.

So, Mo, Mo Farah-ball!

Mighty Mo.

Big Mo.

Mo-jito!

Mo-na Lisa!

A-Mo-Mo-a-go-go.

He's a-gone-gone!

Why do you have to be my daughter?

-Well, it's just the way it goes, isn't it?

-You're weird!

Mancini!

Oh, it's too much!

-That was Mancini!

-Oh!

-Sssh!

-Hey, hey, what's going on over there?

Come here, come here. Who are you lot? Have you got passes?

Who are we? Well, that is very rude, for we are... Athletes.

Yeah. This is...

IN A RUSSIAN ACCENT: Hello!

My name is Pavlova. I am a Russian gymnast!

This is gymnast.

Hi! Hi! Hi!

Leave.

That was gymnast, and I am...

She's a heavyweight.

Ah, I thought I recognised you!

Yes. I am a heavyweight boxer.

Lifter. I lift heavy boxes and stuff. Yeah, watch me lift.

Come on, then.

Oh, dear. I think you've been eating too many crisps, Gaz, cos...

Oh, my back!

No, come on, who are you, really?

Sue Barker.

This is Sue Barker.

No, I'm Sue Barker.

THEY GASP

I don't think so.

No, this is Sue Barker.

Yes, I'm Sue Barker.

No, I AM Sue Barker.

Well, we've only got your word for that.

You are not Sue Barker. I don't know who you are. Clearly an impostor.

She shouldn't be in this VIP room, Gary, she really shouldn't.

What does she know about tennis? This is Sue Barker.

Get her out, Gaz. Get her out.

No, that's Sue Barker.

Shut up, Torvill! You are skating on very thin ice!

You may remember from previous Sport Reliefs that the legendary

David Walliams swam 22 miles across the Channel,

he has swam the Strait of Gibraltar and taken part in a bike ride

that stretched from John O'Groats to Land's End.

All three helped to raise millions,

an incredible achievement from a true Sport Relief hero.

So the big question was what could he possibly do to top all that?

David's challenge was as epic as it was daunting.

He aimed to swim a gruelling 140 miles down the Thames

from rural Gloucestershire to central London.

The first thing that really struck me

when I jumped was there is no visibility.

As soon as I jumped in, I was like, "It's black!"

But the temperature of the water is, what, about 15 degrees.

You told me, when we started, oh, it's going to be, like, 22,

or something, in September, and you also said it's almost too hot!

Aren't you cold?

I'm quite cold, but sometimes - I'll tell you a little secret -

I wee in my wetsuit!

Ah!

Your body's not designed to do that for ten hours a day.

Yeah.

You've done a lot of things your body's not designed to do either.

To be fair!

He was never particularly sporty at school, or anything,

and that's what's amazing.

To do something like this,

which is all about just getting through the day

and seeing what you and your body and your spirit

and your soul can cope with, it kind of reminds us how the

people we're raising money for are living.

You know, because that's how they're living, just getting by.

Sometimes people write in articles, "Why on earth is he doing it?"

I know exactly why I'm doing it, because I've seen how the

money raised through Comic Relief

and Sport Relief helps people around the world, and the people I've met,

and especially Philip, a homeless boy in Kenya, that's my motivation.

There is no other motivation for this.

You're an amazing little boy.

Can I have a hug?

I don't like failing.

Erm...

I'm thinking about, you know,

the people I met in Kenya on the last trip I did for Sport Relief,

and how the money will help people, and also just don't want to give up.

You know. I mean, I sort of do.

If there were no consequences, I could just stop, and no-one

would mind, I would, but I just feel like I'm really letting people down.

We asked David to go back to Kenya to see how the little boy

called Philip who had inspired his epic challenge was getting on.

The first time I visited here, which is Kisumu, in Kenya,

it was just before I did my Thames swim.

We came to make a film about a boy called Philip who was 12 years old

and who lived on the streets here.

They slept under this piece of tarpaulin in a central reservation.

Really, their lives were quite unimaginably harsh.

Over the years,

Comic Relief has remained totally committed to helping the

hundreds of children that are finding themselves homeless on the streets.

It's never stopped being shocking, but you've never stopped caring.

Because you are helping kids like them every single day of the year.

You've fed them, given them an education, and where possible,

given them somewhere safe to go, away from the streets.

Essentially, you've given them a chance at a future.

Hello!

Is Philip there?

-Hello!

-Hello.

Hello.

I've come to see Philip.

-Yeah, he's around.

-Where is he?

He's gone to the washroom.

He's gone to the washroom?

He's here?

Hello!

How are you?

Oh, lovely to see you!

How have you been?

Are you OK?

Yes.

Yeah?

You look a lot smarter than when I last saw you.

-So this is your school uniform, yeah?

-Yeah.

You didn't have shoes on your feet last time I saw you, either.

Is it OK?

-You're a real inspiration, you know that?

-Yes.

Let's go and meet your friends, yeah?

OK, cool. You show me.

Over the past year, Sport Relief has supported over 150,000 street

and working children like Philip.

Your money is really making a difference.

Are there any of the other boys

that I met

when I was here a year ago here now?

Hello!

How are you?

Nice to see you. Wow, you're all in school uniforms!

Wow, that's a smart outfit!

-Is that a school uniform?

-Yes.

Blimey!

That is very smart.

So the gang is back together?

Yes.

Are you boys happier now?

Oh, that's sweet.

How is he getting on at school?

He is brilliant. He is doing a little bit, he is doing his part.

He is one of the bright boys that we have at the centre,

and we believe that he can go very far.

I just want to say thank you, because you do such incredible work here.

Part of our heartfelt thanks comes to you

and the other people who also supported the children.

They didn't do very much. It was mainly me(!)

Well, we are happy that you are doing a lot.

I'm doing my bit, but thank you, thank you.

We appreciate that.

What always really struck me about Philip is how positive he was.

Huge, huge ambition,

and I'm really glad that he's got a chance to flourish.

Swimming the Thames, in itself, was just really showing off.

But because you so generously gave your money,

people's lives have been transformed, people like Philip,

and we've got to keep on doing whatever we can

to help kids like Philip all around the world.

But for now, I just want to say thank you.

Every year, the cream of British talent get behind Sport Relief,

and this year, in a Britain's Got Talent special, we were proud

to introduce a brand-new boy band, all the way from Benidorm.

Britain's Got Talent comes to London.

And among the thousands of hopefuls waiting patiently in the queue

stand a brand-new boy band,

who've travelled all the way from Benidorm

on Spain's sunny Costa Blanca.

Hi, my name's Liam.

Hi, there. Mateo.

I'm Kenneth, Capricorn with asparagus rising,

single and available.

I'm Michael, and together, we are...

ALL: Los Chorizos!

Hello! Who have we got here?

Los Chorizos.

Los Chorizos, like it!

How did you all meet?

When we were all on holiday in Benidorm, really.

Oh, lovely.

Well, basically, what I did is I put four young lads together with

a lot of raw talent and enthusiasm.

Mick put us together

and made what I can only describe as a supergroup for the 21st century.

-Hello.

-Hey, Simon.

Hola, Mr Cowell.

Who are you?

Well, we're a boy band, we're from Benidorm,

and we are called Los Chorizos!

OK.

It basically means hot sausages.

Great(!)

Hi, you all right?

-Have you seen my husband?

-Who's your husband?

-Well, he's their manager, Los Chorizos.

-Oh, them.

He wanted to watch it from out the front, so he sat in the audience.

Do you think you can win this competition?

Maybe.

I think we can absolutely win the competition.

OK. Where do you see yourselves in five years' time?

Say Las Vegas!

In Hollywood.

- Hollywood.

That's all right. It's near Las Vegas.

# Let's get ready ready

# Let's get ready ready

# Let's get ready to rumble

I know this one!

# Watch us wreck the mic

# Watch us wreck the mic

# Psyche!

# Let's get ready ready

# Let's get ready ready

# Let's get ready ready

Come on, Liam, dance!

# Let's get ready to rumble

He's forgotten the moves, Mam, he's forgotten the moves!

Oh, he's daft, that one!

# It ain't no hype

# Watch us wreck the mic

# Watch us wreck the mic

# Watch us wreck the mic

Psyche!

BUZZER

Whose buzzed them now?

Simon!

-Simon Cowell?

-Yes.

# Everybody rumble

# Let's get ready to rumble

What is Mateo doing?

# Get ready

# Get steady

# And rumble

# Everybody rumble

# Let's get ready to rumble

# Let's get ready to rumble

# Yeah, let's rumble, ladies! Rumble!

# Get ready to rumble

Rumble!

Mateo!

So hot!

Thank you.

David, what did you think?

The song was bad enough first time round!

AUDIENCE BOO

I've done this a while, and this was arguably one of the worst groups

I've ever seen in my life, and the idea...

You don't know what you're talking about!

Sorry. The idea that you called yourself a boy band was ridiculous.

Yeah. We're a boy band.

Well, you're not.

AUDIENCE BOO

We'll go and have a word with him. We're not having it.

Right, right, that's it!

Listen, Cowell, you don't know nothing about talent!

I know...

This lad here, he's my grandson...

Get off!

..and if you say anything to him,

I'll kick you so hard where it hurts, you'll be singing soprano!

They're through!

You can't have a Sport Relief without a Sport Relief Mile.

Since 2004, the United Kingdom has come together...

..to enjoy a unique event...

..and to help change people's lives.

Three, two, one!

Over a million people across the UK put on their trainers, skates

and flippers to run, climb or jump a mile over the Sport Relief weekend.

And this year, the mile went global.

And loads of countries around the world staged their own miles, too.

A huge thank you to everyone who took part,

an absolutely fabulous achievement.

Which is more than can be said for Eddie's training regime,

as she swaps high heels for trainers in this Ab Fab Sport Relief special.

Oh!

This is rather lovely, Eddie.

Yeah. So, what are we doing here?

Well, darling, here, Bemma Bunton, little Bemma Bunton is doing

a little sporty reliefy charity thing, so I'm just going to

settle her into that, and then I'll come here for the meeting.

For the meeting?

Yeah, for the meeting, darling. I told you about the meeting.

The meeting with Stella McCartney, darling, Kate Moss and David Gandy.

Meeting?

Yeah, meeting, darling.

For the feature for the magazine. I sent you that idea, all right?

You know, like sport is the new rock'n'roll,

Stella's clothes with Kate and David.

And a meeting?

A meeting, yes, darling.

Well, they won't come if they think it's me, will they?

But I can just appear, you know.

I'll just come by, like,

"Hey, I've just been doing this sporty reliefy charity thing",

and then Stella will think, "She's kind of cool, kind of great,"

and give me lots of free clothes.

Yeah, the meeting...

What?

Bemma?

You know what? You're unbelievable.

Even when it's for charity, you're on the make.

Anyway, come on, have you got your tracksuit?

Tracksuit.

See you in a minute, for the meeting. Let me know when they come.

At the meeting, yeah. The meeting with Stella.

Stella... Meeting with Stella.

Stella and... Eddie, who are the others?

OK, let's get the both of you going.

-Both?

-Yes, both.

But I can't get sweaty, I've got a meeting.

Well, Emma, I know you're fit, but how about your friend here?

Oh, no, she's not my friend.

How fit are you?

Who the hell are you?

Erm, I'm Colin Jackson.

THE Colin Jackson!

THE Colin Jackson, I'm very fit and I don't need your help, thank you.

Turn on the telly here.

How do I get MTV?

Fit enough for you?

Haven't even turned the machine on yet!

Oh!

-Do you want to do some jogging?

-I am jogging!

No, you're not.

I will keep going.

Just remember, it's to encourage people.

Now, come on. I know you can last five minutes.

You can do five minutes?

Yeah, I can.

I will do it. I can do this. I will keep going.

Look at you! Fat, fat, lazy, lazy woman!

Need a machine to move her fat, fat, lazy, lazy legs!

Need to pay someone to shout at her, "Feel the burn!"

Why don't you pick up the hoover now and then?

Do something useful with that fat body of yours!

Fat, fat, lazy, lazy woman!

Fat, lazy woman!

Have we met before?

Yeah, I'm Patsy Stone.

-Patsy.

-Pats.

-Pats.

-Pat.

-Pat.

-Pa.

-Pa.

-P.

This is Kate.

Kate.

Hi. Just Kate.

Well, who in the world doesn't know who you are, Kate?

Amount of time you've been around.

What?

Well, you know, you're just like me, Kate. Us '39ers must stick together.

'39ers?

This is David.

Oh, hi, David, hi.

Hey, Pats. I think we've met before, no?

I don't know, David, but I've carried your pants in my last two issues.

Thanks. Appreciate that.

Thank you.

Hey, we really love the idea about the feature.

-Feature?

-Yeah.

It's a great idea.

Amazing.

-Really, really good.

-Brilliant.

Yeah.

The Olympians and Kate?

It's a great idea.

So, so good.

Oh, well, cheers, thanks a lot.

Just don't bring that friend of yours, Eddie.

Eddie?

No. She really twists my melons.

But she's...

Oh, no!

MUSIC: "Eye Of The Tiger" by Survivor

Oh!

Come on!

Darling, Pats, are they here?

Don't come, Eddie. Eddie, don't come!

You're actually a really good boxer, Emma.

By the way, I'm a big fan.

Thanks.

I love boxing.

Yeah, it's just pretend boxing, though, isn't it? Just pretend.

Can't imagine being in a ring with you, though, David!

Oh, I can!

Look at you, your powder-puff boxing.

Go on, hit it!

Aaah!

Steady, ladies, steady!

I can't go to hospital, I've got a meeting!

I've got a meeting! I can't go to hospital! Stella, Stella!

Who is that?

Isn't that your friend?

No, I never saw her before in my life.

Rodriguez, another round here, please, darling.

Pats, Pats!

Pats!

As well as changing lives around the world, half the money you raise

for Sport Relief is spent right here in the UK.

This year alone, Sport Relief has funded projects

in over 200 towns and cities across the UK.

Earlier this year, John Bishop dusted off his football boots

and went to visit a project in Liverpool to see how

Sport Relief's money is helping people affected by homelessness.

When I went to see things like the homeless football in Liverpool,

which is a charity I've now become a patron of, you can't help

but be moved by the practicality of the support.

There are lads who come along and work their heart out

and achieve something.

They've never been told they're any good, or anything,

and that's why we do it.

We're taking people out of hostels and putting them

into mainstream life.

That's the thing about Sport Relief.

It's giving people who are in a position of disadvantage

an advantage by supporting something

that will help them have a better life.

This year, Sport Relief's Strictly Come Dancing special really

made a splash, achieving new heights by plunging into new depths,

and giving the term "breathtaking performance" a whole new meaning.

'They fought the battle for the Strictly crown.'

'Now, at the world-famous Pinewood Studios,

'Harry and Chelsee dance head-to-head like you've never seen them before.'

'This is Strictly Come Dancing Underwater!'

'For Sport Relief.'

'Dancing for Sport Relief, Harry Judd and Aliona Vilani!'

MUSIC: "The Flood" by Take That

# Standing

# On the edge of forever

# At the start of whatever

# Shouting love at the world

# We will meet you

# Where the lights are

# The defenders of the faith we are

Slick and streamlined. Truly a wonder down under.

The shapes were beautiful. Both of you were like a marvel of the abyss.

# Although no one understood

# We were holding back the flood

# Learning how to dance the rain

Elegant, liquid-clean lines, I felt waves of emotion, darling!

# Although no one understood

The movement and the lifts were beautiful.

You know, they say that 80% of all life in the world

is underwater, and you were full of life.

# Dance again

Judges, I believe your scores, please.

Yeah!

Very tough act to follow.

Next to take the Sport Relief plunge, it's Chelsee and Pasha!

MUSIC: "Beyond The Sea" by Bobby Darin

# Somewhere beyond the sea

# Somewhere waiting for me

# My lover stands on golden sands

# And watches the ships

I absolutely love the use of props.

Tables, chairs, champagne glasses underwater.

I'd say water heaven, darling!

# Beyond the sea

# She's there watching for me

I think that was amazing.

You did an absolutely fantastic job, and it was very, very well done.

Chelsee, you delicious and curvaceous little mermaid!

Enticing the sea-man into your underwater kingdom.

In fact, there was a moment where you swum over and under,

reaching for the camera.

It was pure Esther Williams.

# Never again

# I'll go sailing. #

APPLAUSE

Harry, you, of course, scored 35.

We're going to find out what Chelsee, you've scored.

I have to say, if it's a tie, then the king, otherwise

known as head judge Len Goodman will decide who lifts the trophy.

Good luck!

Will the judges please reveal their scores?

It's a tie!

It's a tie! Let's go to Len.

Who would you like to see win?

Chelsee did a little bit more dancing.

You mainly partnered,

Chelsee mainly danced,

so my decision is for you, Chelsee.

We have a winner of Sport Relief Strictly Come Dancing Underwater!

Please raise the roof for our

Sport Relief Strictly Come Dancing Underwater Champion, Chelsee Healey!

Continuing this year's watery theme,

it was Frank Skinner's turn to indulge in some aquatic antics,

swimming one 25-metre length of a swimming pool.

Well, he was facing up to his lifelong fear of water,

so it was nothing short of heroic.

I'm frightened of the water,

and everything else is a periphery concern.

I can smell the chlorine now.

That, erm...

You know there's supposed to be a smell of fear?

That's kind of what I associate it with.

Oh, it looks...

I am actually getting the...

Hmmm.

I think it's amazing that you're doing it, because there's

so many adults out there that can't swim, so it is very brave of you.

If you teach me to swim, Karen,

you will have done something which I gave up on at some point in my

life, and just thought, "I simply will never be able to do this."

I was anxious, but I didn't have one of my moments

where I really lose it, so that's a victory.

Nearly.

I touched it!

You did, you're getting there, mate.

I'm coming to lesson two, so that's what I was really hoping for!

No-one asked me, "Are you ready to transfer to the big pool?"

It looks very big.

And like many people might have died in it.

With three weeks of swimming under his belt,

it's Frank's breathing that's making him panic.

I need to know that I can put my feet down at any time,

if I do take my feet up, if I'm floating a bit.

Get over this whole breathing issue.

I'm trying to get over it!

I know you are, listen to what I'm telling you, then.

I am listening!

OK. If a little bit of water goes in, don't worry about it.

I know.

It's the first time for a few weeks that I've thought

maybe I can't do this, after all.

When you first started, that would have been in your mind every day.

It's going to be tight. I might do it, I might not.

If someone said to me,

"Do you think you'll be able to swim a length on March 23rd?"

And I'd have gone to my head, I'd say no, I won't be able to.

Welcome to this very special Sport Relief challenge,

where we are hopefully, and I mean hopefully,

going to see Frank Skinner swim the 25 metres of this pool.

He is terrified.

Please welcome Frank Skinner and Team Skinner!

How are you doing?

I'm...

You are actually shaking.

Yes, I am a little nervous, I think it's true to say.

Do you think you're going to do this?

I'm going to try my best.

I don't know if I'm going to do it or not, to be honest with you.

Take your time.

Thank you very much. Cheers, thank you.

You can do it.

All right?

Make me proud.

Right, come on.

Let's go with the Sport Relief Challenge!

On your marks, get set, go!

Good start. Good leg kick.

He needs to keep the leg kick going and just stay relaxed.

His back end starts to sink, doesn't it?

It does start to sink, and that's about keeping those legs going,

keeping that arm going out in front, staying relaxed.

When he starts to get nervous, his arm starts going a bit quick.

Is this a worrying time?

This is the worrying time,

when his right arm starts to sink under the water.

He needs to really get that arm out of the water.

Stretching out. That's better. He's getting his arm out better.

Come on, Frank.

Come on, Frank!

Three more strokes, come on!

Come on!

One, two, stretch out.

Three. He's done it!

Come on!

First time!

'Well done, Frank!'

But you've got to go a little further

if you want to compete with the likes of a certain Miss Skelton.

I don't believe that finally we're here in Antarctica.

She was the first woman to kayak solo down the Amazon.

She completed the highest high-wire walk ever by a woman in the UK.

Now, for Sport Relief 2012, the toughest girl on TV...

Ow!

..Blue Peter presenter Helen Skelton

is taking on the toughest place on earth -

Antarctica.

Helen wants to travel 500 miles across this unforgiving landscape

to the South Pole, by ski, by kite,

and in a world first, by bike.

My legs!

Ow!

On 4th January, in blazing sun but temperatures of -20,

their challenge begins.

HORNS HONK

But after just a matter of minutes,

it's clear that riding a bike on snow,

pulling all their essential equipment,

is going to be a whole lot harder and slower than they ever feared.

Their speed is about 2mph, and even that's agony.

Ow, my legs!

Ow!

Their aim was to set the fastest time kite-skiing 100 kilometres.

Woo-hoo!

They cover the distance in just seven hours and 28 minutes,

setting a brand-new world record.

Ho-ho!

This will go down as one of those days that you talk about

and as a highlight.

After these things, you only look back on the best bits,

and so far, I think this has been my best bit.

Woo-hoo!

I cannot tell you enough times that I've seen how that money

makes a difference,

and I've met families now who will benefit from Sport Relief,

and who, with just a few pounds, will see their lives change dramatically.

Woo!

Oh, that is such a good feeling.

Get in!

Now, Freddie Flintoff is not only a legendary cricketer

and now professional boxer,

he's won BBC Sports Personality Of The Year, and was awarded an MBE,

so when Sport Relief set him

a challenge of record-breaking proportions, we knew he'd

approach it with professionalism and the respect it deserved.

It's just after six in the morning, we're at Wembley Stadium.

I'm going to try and break 12 world records in 12 hours.

A lot of people for Sport Relief have done some amazing things.

John Bishop, the triathlon.

Rowing the channel, running three marathons, 180 miles on a bike.

David Walliams, what a man! Over 120 miles in the Thames.

Ah!

What I'm going to do, ping myself up in the air, eat muffins.

I'm putting myself on the line for Sport Relief.

Retirement hasn't been kind!

The previous record is 70 metres,

which is being held by David Hasselhoff.

They're telling me that the crane height today is 90.

We don't just want to beat The Hoff, we want to smash The Hoff!

Two seconds short, Fred.

No!

If I hadn't gotten so fat,

I'd have had a world record in the bag by now.

Trying to break the 100-metre pedalo dash.

I've never been on one of these sober!

HOOTER

Ten, nine, eight, seven, six,

five, four, three, two..

158.6.

Oh!

Get in there!

Thank you, thank you.

This is the one I wanted. The pedalo was the record I wanted.

We've moved onto the darts challenge.

The furthest away from the board, hitting the bull.

You would not believe how much I would love to have a

dartboard record.

I'd love to!

You just need to get the elbow a touch higher.

Oh!

You can have your bungees, your three-point turns,

your zorbs, your cricket. That's a real sport!

Right there, that is darts.

Phil "The Power" Taylor, are you watching, son?

Three, two, one, go.

Five, four, three, two, one, stop!

The record to beat was 51.

You managed 52.

Come on!

Come on!

2012 was an extraordinary year for achievement,

but we also had a few laughs along the way.

Here's to those who put the fun into fundraising.

I tell you what, I'm lucky tonight,

because I have my stunt double with me!

Do you fancy Sue Barker?

You'd better say yes!

We're on Sports Relief! Hurrah!

Let's meet our team captains. First up, it's Holly Willoughby!

Hi!

Hello.

Let's meet our other, less attractive team captain.

No, she is beautiful. It's Fearne Cotton!

I love you, Fearne.

Which of our line-up is the song's writer,

producer and keyboard player, Robert Puzi?

As Mel C rightly pointed out, number one's Frank Skinner.

What's that question that there's only three sports that you go backwards?

-One's tug-of-war, one's rowing. I can't remember the other one.

-Darts.

It's not darts, is it? You don't do that, do you?

No, because you walk up and you've got to go back.

You don't get to your board and then moonwalk back, do you?

"I'll have them, thank you!"

Fencing is a good point, because you're bound to be going backwards.

But forwards and backwards. It's a sport where you only go backwards.

Why are you asking us a question that you don't know the answer to?

It was amazing!

It was physical poetry!

Gravy, baby!

West End hit!

You have made my Saturday night a fever!

Your support over the years has helped us

really change lives here in the UK and all over the world.

David Walliams went to Kenya to find out how your money is being

used to help people who really need it.

Your money paid for all this.

This is a cold room where all the vaccines in this area are kept.

There are lots of preventable diseases.

We take these vaccines for granted in the UK,

but your money has generously paid for them,

and just a little vial like this can save a child's life.

So, the vaccines are put in special cool boxes,

and then they're taken out to remote clinics.

Your money is helping stop children dying. What better news do you want?

Baby.

It's the most fantastic thing.

You can see how welcome it is in this community.

They reach about 20,000 children in this area.

This is a real no-brainer,

because this is preventing children from dying.

So Derek has been protected from six potentially deadly diseases?

Yes.

That's fantastic.

He didn't enjoy it, did he?

It's never enjoyable.

It's never enjoyable, is it? No, I don't like having injections either.

We just saw Derek, who's only three months old,

getting injected against six deadly diseases.

It may very well save his life.

It is an ongoing thing, you know. We can't get complacent.

We've got to keep on raising money so that the next generation

of children can have their vaccines, too.

When John Bishop said he was going to do something special

for this year's Sport Relief, we thought it might be

a gruelling marathon, an exhausting bike ride or maybe a punishing row.

No-one quite expected it would be all three in one week of hell.

The challenge came about from James Corden's suggestion that me

and him should do something for Sport Relief, so we were all systems go,

and then James obviously ended up, his play Two Men and One Guvnor

ended up becoming ballistic,

and getting a run on Broadway,

so he went and did the Broadway run,

and I did the challenge, although every time

I ever mention this story, he keeps reminding me that he did get a Tony,

so he not only did the Broadway run, but he became a star on Broadway.

Whereas I nearly killed myself.

Ah!

Who's the winner here?

John's putting himself through this to raise money to help save lives.

Sport Relief asked him to go to Sierra Leone in West Africa

to see how the money he's raising will make a difference.

He met a little girl who'd also love things to change.

Kariatu lives in one of Sierra Leone's biggest slums,

home to 11,000 people.

There is a little step for every human being between being

in the situation you're in and being happy, and that's what struck me.

I didn't go somewhere and find a world full of misery.

They laugh as often as we laugh. They smile as often as we smile.

Their level of happiness is as close to ours,

and yet they're doing it in situations that would probably

break most of us, because we haven't been exposed to it.

I was almost expecting to be in an environment where they're all

walking around going, "Oh, what are we going to do?"

And it wasn't like that at all.

What do you want to be when you grow up?

-Lawyer.

-A lawyer?

You want to be a lawyer?

You're amazing.

So inventive, so driven, and also

so optimistic for the future,

and that's a lesson that I took from them, really.

Well, on the day that I actually went to Paris, Liverpool played

Cardiff in the Carling Cup final, and I almost felt like giving up

when Cardiff took the lead!

I'm anxious to get going, to be honest.

I've got to make sure that I don't fail,

and up in the corner crying and sucking my thumb.

Which I feel like doing!

Listen, John, are you ready?

I'm ready.

Your week of hell for Sport Relief starts in five, four, three,

two, one.

Go on, John!

The time right now is 6:10. We're halfway.

We set off at nine o'clock this morning,

just to put that into context,

so we've got to do the same again, plus probably some time as he slows.

We're looking at 2am at best.

He's got to be up at 6am in the morning to get in a boat

and row across the Channel.

I have massively underestimated this. Massively.

We were in a six-man rowing boat, and there was myself,

Freddie Flintoff, Denise Lewis and Davina McCall,

and Mike, who was our cox, who was egging us on.

Let's get this show on the road!

Stand by to give way, and go.

Whooo!

If it wasn't for those three rowers, I couldn't have done it.

The strength within those three, particularly when I was flagging.

We're now six miles in.

Obviously, the one I'm really worried about is John.

One hour's sleep, and he's now in the boat.

I think we might have already broken him.

JB, how are you feeling?

I'm hallucinating!

I'm not surprised.

I'm talking to a dolphin!

There was a point on the row where I literally was,

I was so exhausted that I was seeing double.

And the hardest thing about rowing

when you're seeing double is that you naturally look where your oar is

to put it in the water,

and I kept on looking at the wrong one, so my oar was going round,

and I was thinking, "Why is it not going in the water?"

And then you sort of go,

"Where am I?" And kind of dozing in and out of sleep,

and you look forward, and Freddie Flintoff's bent over in front of you,

and you think, "No, I'm having a dream. Surely I'm having a dream!"

And then you just realise you're in the middle of the Channel.

Going to try and give him some drugs.

See if that's going to work for him.

Going to try and up his energy levels.

We got some supplies off the medical boat, which I don't know what

they were, but within ten minutes I was perfect again!

# I learned how to get along

# And you see me

# Somebody new

# I'm not that chained up Little person still in love with you

# And so you felt like dropping in And just expect me to be free

# But now I'm saving all my loving For someone who's loving me

Ugh!

Nearly there.

CHEERING

I can hear cheers!

Whooo!

Doing this has been very humbling, really,

because all the training and all the build-up was quite lonely,

because you're not sure if anything is going to happen,

and if anyone's bothered, and you keep on setting a realistic

target, so it doesn't get mixed up in people's minds about what is

success, because at the end of the day, any money raised is a success.

I don't know how he did the last bit.

He's amazing. He really is.

I can't believe he's got to go and do three marathons now.

HORN BLOWS

The following day, when I started running

and I was with Comedy Dave from Radio One,

and people were beeping their horn, I thought we were in people's way.

HORN BEEPS

Cheers, mate!

This will be harder doing that all day!

Shoulders are going to be knackered!

I was looking around thinking, "What are you beeping at me for?

"I'm on the path!"

And then people were waving, and I thought, "God, everyone knows!"

This is so much bigger than me, and so much bigger than I thought it

was going to be, and that's when it really struck me that you can't stop.

You can't let anyone down.

-Whatever you do...

-Oh!

-Are you OK?

-Yeah.

-Are you sure?

-Yeah.

I thought it was all over, then.

Go on, John!

See, that's what's good about Sport Relief.

That's the most exercise she's done in a number of years!

Ha-ha-ha!

I think I underestimated the time associated with each of the legs,

and I underestimated also just what happens to you physically.

Things hurt and all the rest of it, and you can get through all of that.

It's just having to do it the following day,

and the biggest thing, without a shadow of a doubt,

is the weight of expectation, because this became so much bigger than

I thought it would be in terms of the support and the public awareness.

He's fantastic, he's doing an amazing job,

and we've got all behind him, and we love him.

HORN BLOWS

From my point of view, when it all came out, the level of support

that people had put forward, it says everything about the British people.

As a nation, we sometimes undervalue who we are.

We are the biggest charity nation in the world for a reason,

and that's because we have the best people in the world.

We are the biggest moaners on the planet,

and I think we're the biggest moaners,

because in many respects, we pretend

that we're emotionally stifled.

We're not.

You've just got to prick an Englishman's skin a little bit,

and out comes a flood of love.

The measure of success of the challenge that I did is

measured in the fact that people picked up their phones and texted.

It's measured in the fact that people sent the money in.

It's measured in the fact that, last week, genuinely last week,

a bloke stopped me at the garage when I was walking out and said,

"I saw your thing. Here's five pounds."

I went, "Mate, it was months ago."

He said, "No, but I always promised if I ever saw you,

"I'd give you what was in my pocket."

And...

Stuff like that really, that affects you. It does.

You just think, "God, I...

I've got to be honest with you, I've not really spoken about it.

And I haven't spoken about it, because in many respects,

it's closer to me than I thought it would be, and bigger than me,

and when people respond to you that way...

You really get a sense of, no matter what happens now,

I'll never do anything that was as worthwhile.

And that's very, very humbling.

I just want to thank everyone who donated to Sport Relief,

all the participants in the Sport Relief mile,

everyone who came up with their own challenges,

and everybody who found the time in their day to stop,

text and send a message of hope to someone you've never met.

Thank you.

John Bishop, everybody!

John's challenge raised over £4 million for Sport Relief.

What a great achievement.

All that's left to say now is a massive thank you to everyone

who took part or donated to Sport Relief 2012.

Your money and support really is helping to change lives everyday.

You really have done yourselves proud.

MUSIC: "Proud" by JLS

# Well, the shape of my heart Don't lie

# I'm determined when you trust in me

# It's all I need

# Now I'm hoping

# If you hear this

# You believe that all that I do is to make you proud

# Make me stronger

# So I rise up

# Made my mind up

# All that I do is to make you proud

# Proud, proud, make you

# Proud, proud, make you

# Proud, proud

# All that I do is to make you proud. #

Hi, it's me again. In 2013 it's Red Nose Day.

It's going to be bigger and better than ever.

Get a red nose, put it on your face and do something stupid.

If you want to do something stupid without a red nose, do it,

but please do it on March 15th, and then you might get money for it.

If you do something stupid any other time,

you're likely to get arrested, and if you do, it's your own fault.

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