Hacker's Crackers

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:00:09. > :00:19.Welcome back. How awesome was that? We are having a lovely festive time

:00:20. > :00:24.in here and in fact we are providing a messaging service for you today.

:00:25. > :00:27.Sending messages for your friends and family. He'd centre in loads

:00:28. > :00:42.already. Keep them coming on the e-mail. Let's read some now. Oh,

:00:43. > :00:46.just like every day. He we go. Lydia, good afternoon to you. She

:00:47. > :00:50.would like to shout out to her brother George as he has just heard

:00:51. > :00:58.his head and she would like to say she hopes your head gets better. Get

:00:59. > :01:04.well soon. This one comes in from Saskia who wants to say a very Merry

:01:05. > :01:08.Christmas to this CBeebies the presenters, everyone watching the

:01:09. > :01:12.show and my older sister who lives in Nottingham, I know she's watching

:01:13. > :01:19.and I don't get to see how often, so I Love you, Lola. This one comes

:01:20. > :01:23.from Daisy. My shout out goes to my friend Grace who gave me the best

:01:24. > :01:28.Christmas card ever. I'm intrigued. What is on the card? Keep your

:01:29. > :01:33.e-mail coming in to the e-mail address. Get permission and include

:01:34. > :01:36.about number and we could be bringing you up and you could be

:01:37. > :01:42.giving out your messages to the world live on the television. As

:01:43. > :01:48.well as messages, we will also determine which of these people is

:01:49. > :01:58.the brainbox of the channel. It's round one of the CBeebies the

:01:59. > :02:02.Sledgend. We are going to journey through snow and ice but that is the

:02:03. > :02:07.least of your worries, my friend. You have 60 seconds to answer as

:02:08. > :02:12.many Christmas questions as you can. This afternoon, we will find out who

:02:13. > :02:16.the trees Sledgend is. Grab the rains but they're in mind our

:02:17. > :02:24.reindeers are temperamental. It could get out of hand. Oh, no. Can I

:02:25. > :02:31.just say, that wasn't the reindeer? Naomi, how many ugly sisters of

:02:32. > :02:39.Cinderella have? Two. What source is a traditional accompaniment to

:02:40. > :02:50.Turkey? Cranberry. Which also wrote a Christmas Carol? David -- Charles

:02:51. > :02:58.Dickens. What is both did a snowman's nose made out of? A

:02:59. > :03:05.carrot. It is a button. What is the chemical formula of snow? It's a

:03:06. > :03:18.trick question. Think of water. H two O? How many large are in the

:03:19. > :03:23.solemn deck the halls? Eight. Nine. What year did Queen Elizabeth II do

:03:24. > :03:30.have first message on television? Sorry, that was wrong. X factor

:03:31. > :03:38.winner Sam Bailey scored a number one with which track? I have

:03:39. > :03:44.absolutely no idea. Let's find out what your school was. The lovely

:03:45. > :03:53.young man scored a total of five. A shiny number five. He's a robot. He

:03:54. > :03:59.doesn't know. How do you feel about that? Five is not too bad. It could

:04:00. > :04:08.have been worse. Ben is playing later. She did well there. It is

:04:09. > :04:12.time now for a proper festive treat, expensive props, big-name stars,

:04:13. > :04:18.special effects, we could have got anyone, as you can probably tell. It

:04:19. > :04:34.is time for the 2016 CBeebies the panto. It is Hack And The Beanstalk.

:04:35. > :04:44.Once upon a Time in a magic kingdom, they let the young man called Hack.

:04:45. > :04:49.Hack and his mum lived in poverty, about three miles north of Ormskirk.

:04:50. > :04:55.They were also poor. So very, very poor. Oh, woe is me. I can only

:04:56. > :05:02.afford a tablet with a 12 inch screen and my car is in for its MOT.

:05:03. > :05:09.Hack, I am trying to eat my Faberge eggs in peace. Oh, mother, one day I

:05:10. > :05:20.know my wildest dream will come true. It already has. Look. No, not

:05:21. > :05:25.that dream. No, the one about me becoming marginally rich and

:05:26. > :05:30.successful. Well, there is only one thing for it. We will have to raise

:05:31. > :05:40.the cash by selling Mildred to market. Come on in, brisket. Bring

:05:41. > :05:43.your ideas in here. I'm sorry, hacker, I'm not happy about this.

:05:44. > :05:49.I'm a professional performer these days. Yes am and what about me I'm

:05:50. > :05:57.supposed to be reaching for the mean. You are, you are reaching for

:05:58. > :06:11.his mean. I'm paying you encourage. He's already had seven this morning.

:06:12. > :06:23.Oh, please. I'm so sorry. It's time to get milking. I'll do it. Pull the

:06:24. > :06:37.other one. Something's gone terribly wrong. Why? What's she left in the

:06:38. > :06:42.bucket? A slightly smaller market. This cow is useless and the stress

:06:43. > :06:48.is clearly making you ill, mother. No, no. I'm just feeling a little

:06:49. > :06:57.pale. Let's get this cow to market and make all the cash. Follow me, my

:06:58. > :07:05.bovine beauty. And so Hack went to market. And yes, it is spelt

:07:06. > :07:15.correctly. And when he had finished marking the word it, he went to

:07:16. > :07:24.market. Who wants to buy a cow? I will give you ?4000 for it. Well,

:07:25. > :07:27.that's a no-brainer. What if I offered you a mansion, a swimming

:07:28. > :07:34.pool, a speedboat and all the riches you could ever ask for? But what's

:07:35. > :07:46.in it for me? Where am I going to find a buyer I can trust. He is one.

:07:47. > :07:55.Before we go one, I am required by law to tell you that I am head of

:07:56. > :08:02.evilness. But you are also the nicest woman on telly. I'll trust

:08:03. > :08:07.anything you say. In that case, will you sell me that cow for this team

:08:08. > :08:16.of worthless beans? I'm not falling for that. I'll throw in this piece

:08:17. > :08:25.of used during gum as well. Sorry to be the bearer of bad news. You

:08:26. > :08:35.actually have bought to below average, very underpaid actors. Oh,

:08:36. > :08:41.the smell... So, Hack ran home to tell his mother

:08:42. > :08:49.all about it. You see, it is the word it, it is a joke, I marked it.

:08:50. > :08:55.And then he told her about the worthless beans. How could you have

:08:56. > :09:05.been so stupid? This is what I think of your beans. Yeah, well, I kind of

:09:06. > :09:11.expected a beanstalk to inexplicably sprout from that point just then.

:09:12. > :09:20.Never mind, Caulker, at least I've still got this piece of chewing gum.

:09:21. > :09:26.Oh! It was beanstalk flavour. By Duminy. Well, well, there's only one

:09:27. > :09:32.thing for it. You'll have to climb to the top of this creature and seek

:09:33. > :09:37.out fortune from there. And so I shall, my love. Come back in a bit

:09:38. > :09:49.and I will have done that. I'll try not that, Caulker.

:09:50. > :10:00.-- I'll try that now, Cocker. How amazing was that? Why was I

:10:01. > :10:07.played the back end of the cow though? And why did I have to be big

:10:08. > :10:12.game? Because you were great at it, that's why. You can catch the next

:10:13. > :10:17.part just after 5pm. You don't want to miss that. And Odd Squad will be

:10:18. > :10:26.on our screen very scene. Third, what is going on Hacker T Dog? Add a

:10:27. > :10:36.little treat, my old chum accordion George. The game is simple today. We

:10:37. > :10:42.have got to callers on the line. They will listen to a piece of music

:10:43. > :10:51.and guess which Christmas songs he is playing. On the line first, we

:10:52. > :10:55.have got Olivia. Hello. Are you all right, Cocker? You have got to guess

:10:56. > :10:59.what song he is playing on the accordion. But first, are you

:11:00. > :11:05.looking forward to Christmas, Olivia? Yes. What is the thing you

:11:06. > :11:15.are looking forward to the most out of everything? Presence. We have got

:11:16. > :11:23.another call and the line as well. We are also joined by Alvin. How are

:11:24. > :11:30.you? Hello. What is your favourite thing about Christmas? I love

:11:31. > :11:47.Christmas presents. We all love Christmas present. Are you enjoying

:11:48. > :11:49.Hacker's Crackers so far? Yes. Olivia, guess what this man is

:11:50. > :12:14.playing. What do we think that was, Olivia?

:12:15. > :12:23.No idea. That's because it was rubbish. We will pass it over to

:12:24. > :12:35.Alfie. What was he playing? I'm dreaming of a white Christmas. You

:12:36. > :12:36.are correct. How did he get that? Here is the next one. Please play

:12:37. > :12:57.it. All right, stop. We don't pay you by

:12:58. > :13:06.the note. Alfie, what was he ruining on his accordion? Santa Claus is

:13:07. > :13:12.coming to town. He was. That is to live in the road. Olivia, you must

:13:13. > :13:13.redeem yourself with the third of domination. Guess what he is playing

:13:14. > :13:38.on that monstrosity. Take it away. You have to be a wizard to guess

:13:39. > :13:45.that, it so what was it? I wish it could be Christmas every day. We

:13:46. > :13:56.have got one more. Alfie, you must guess what the fourth atrocity he

:13:57. > :14:22.I actually don't know the name of this one. I don't know it. Frosty

:14:23. > :14:33.the Snowman. Yes! It is pre-1 to Alfie. Sadly, Olivia -- it is 3-1 to

:14:34. > :14:40.Alfie. Sadly Olivia you didn't win. What you do get is a disappointed

:14:41. > :14:48.look, Olivia. Oh, that's lovely though. You were very good. You also

:14:49. > :14:56.get a big old way for the winner. Have you enjoyed playing, guys? Yes.

:14:57. > :15:04.Lovely did speak to you. Very Christmas. Thank you by doing the

:15:05. > :15:09.sprouts. What amazing festive genes there on the accordion. We have got

:15:10. > :15:16.loads of great stuff still to come. We will be showing the second part

:15:17. > :15:20.of our panto, Hack And The Beanstalk, and we will be finding

:15:21. > :15:26.out if Ben Shires can beat Naomi Wilson, but right now, guys, come on

:15:27. > :15:28.in, because it's time for the Odd Squad

:15:29. > :15:39.But back to Otto and me. We work for an organisation run by kids

:15:40. > :15:44.that investigates anything strange, weird and especially odd.

:15:45. > :15:47.Our job is to put things right again.