Episode 3

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0:00:02 > 0:00:04It's the nation's favourite antiques experts

0:00:04 > 0:00:10with £200 each, a classic car and a goal to scour Britain for antiques.

0:00:10 > 0:00:11That hurts.

0:00:13 > 0:00:14Have I got it the right way up?

0:00:14 > 0:00:18The aim -to make the biggest profit at auction, but it's no mean feat.

0:00:18 > 0:00:21There'll be worthy winners and valiant losers.

0:00:21 > 0:00:23I look like the mad hatter!

0:00:23 > 0:00:27So, will it be the high road to glory or the slow road to disaster?

0:00:27 > 0:00:30I'm only in this to be Anita Manning's chauffeur!

0:00:30 > 0:00:32This is the Antiques Road Trip.

0:00:34 > 0:00:35Yeah!

0:00:41 > 0:00:44We join our two auctioneers, Phil Serrell and Anita Manning,

0:00:44 > 0:00:50on beautiful country roads in a lovely 1965 Sunbeam Alpine.

0:00:50 > 0:00:53- ANITA:- I keep forgetting that you're a country boy.

0:00:53 > 0:00:58Because I always thought that you were a sophisticated city type.

0:00:58 > 0:01:00There's nothing sophisticated about me.

0:01:00 > 0:01:04Philip from Worcester has a bluff exterior which conceals, well...

0:01:04 > 0:01:08a bluff interior. He does have his uses, though.

0:01:08 > 0:01:10Look at the little sheepy weepies.

0:01:10 > 0:01:14- Aw!- Young sheep have different names in different parts of the world.

0:01:14 > 0:01:16There's one there called 17.

0:01:16 > 0:01:21Anita from Glasgow is a thoroughly metropolitan sort but she loves the countryside, too.

0:01:21 > 0:01:24- Look at that big... I thought that was a big boulder!- No!

0:01:24 > 0:01:27That is a silage bail, Anita.

0:01:29 > 0:01:31She began the trip with £200

0:01:31 > 0:01:35and has £265.60p to spend on this leg.

0:01:35 > 0:01:37Phil also began with £200,

0:01:37 > 0:01:42and has the lead with £344.70p at his disposal.

0:01:42 > 0:01:44He's not exactly happy, though.

0:01:44 > 0:01:50I've been and bought really predictable, old-fashioned antiques.

0:01:50 > 0:01:54I haven't done me daft trick yet. ANITA LAUGHS

0:01:54 > 0:01:57This road trip starts at Ford in Northumberland

0:01:57 > 0:01:59and ventures into Scotland,

0:01:59 > 0:02:01before winding its way southwards,

0:02:01 > 0:02:04concluding at Harrogate, Yorkshire.

0:02:04 > 0:02:08Our latest instalment begins in the Dales at Middleham,

0:02:08 > 0:02:10and heads for the Lake District,

0:02:10 > 0:02:13before an auction at Penrith in Cumbria.

0:02:15 > 0:02:17They call Middleham the Newmarket of the North.

0:02:17 > 0:02:21Horse racing is by far the biggest employer in the town.

0:02:21 > 0:02:23- We parking there?- Why not?

0:02:23 > 0:02:25- CAR BUMPS - Oh!

0:02:25 > 0:02:28- What's your plan?- I'm going to go round with a brush and a shovel.

0:02:28 > 0:02:33I'm going to get bags of horse muck for roses. Take it to the auction. It'll sell.

0:02:33 > 0:02:37Some might say that's not unlike what you usually do, Phil.

0:02:37 > 0:02:40I'm sure Middleham can offer more.

0:02:40 > 0:02:42As I thought, a very nice shop.

0:02:42 > 0:02:44Angela keeps it packed to the gunwales, too.

0:02:44 > 0:02:50Isn't that just a little child's table-top sewing machine?

0:02:50 > 0:02:52I think that's really sweet.

0:02:52 > 0:02:56- What's your ticket price on that? - It would have to be 75.- I like that.

0:02:56 > 0:02:58And what's that?

0:02:58 > 0:03:00- This is a cartridge filler. - Yeah.- Ah. OK.

0:03:00 > 0:03:04- That clamps onto a table, doesn't it?- Yes.

0:03:04 > 0:03:06And you put your cartridge in there.

0:03:06 > 0:03:10- This is for a 12-gauge or 12-bore, cos it's got a 12 on it.- Yes.

0:03:10 > 0:03:14- That's 35 ticket price and how much is this one?- 25.

0:03:14 > 0:03:17Some devices for filling shotgun cartridges

0:03:17 > 0:03:18and a Victorian sewing machine.

0:03:18 > 0:03:21There is room for movement, but I won't move that much.

0:03:21 > 0:03:24I've got to try and buy those two for 25, 30 quid.

0:03:24 > 0:03:27Oh, no, no. No way on this earth. No, no.

0:03:27 > 0:03:31- I want at least 45 for them. - What about the sewing machine?

0:03:31 > 0:03:34- I'd do it for 40.- 35 quid on that.

0:03:34 > 0:03:37- 38 and you've got it. - Can you go any better than 38?- 37.

0:03:37 > 0:03:39What's the very best on those two?

0:03:39 > 0:03:42- It has to be 40. - Those have got to be 40.- Yeah.

0:03:42 > 0:03:48Look, I'll do 35... 35, that's 75. For the lot.

0:03:48 > 0:03:50Er, are we following this?

0:03:50 > 0:03:53- You'd do 35 on that, 40 on them? - Yeah.

0:03:53 > 0:03:56I'm going to buy one of them. How much for just that one?

0:03:56 > 0:03:58What's he up to here?

0:03:58 > 0:04:00- 18...- 22.- Yeah.

0:04:00 > 0:04:03- I'm going to have that.- Right.

0:04:03 > 0:04:06- OK? For sure, cos I like that.- Yeah.

0:04:06 > 0:04:08- So this is 22, that's 37.- Yeah.

0:04:08 > 0:04:11Add the two together is...59.

0:04:11 > 0:04:14Tell me what's the best you can do. I'll have them both.

0:04:14 > 0:04:18- Two off.- 57 quid.- Yeah. - OK, I'll have them both, please.

0:04:18 > 0:04:23Phew! Sewing machine and cartridge filler for 57. I think.

0:04:23 > 0:04:26You haven't got any headache tablets?

0:04:26 > 0:04:27- I might have paracetamol.

0:04:27 > 0:04:31I think we could all do with some after that, Philip.

0:04:31 > 0:04:33Now, where's Anita?

0:04:33 > 0:04:35- Hello. I'm Anita.- Hello, Anita.

0:04:35 > 0:04:37- Can I have a wee look around?- Oh, please do.

0:04:37 > 0:04:41Richard's shop is a great mix of antiques and collectibles,

0:04:41 > 0:04:45- I know these things aren't old but they're big showy pieces.- They are.

0:04:45 > 0:04:47Possibly Indian.

0:04:47 > 0:04:51- Turquoise is nice.- Turquoise is very popular, isn't it?- Uh-huh.

0:04:51 > 0:04:54The ticket price on those is £35 each.

0:04:54 > 0:04:56If I was buying the two of them,

0:04:56 > 0:05:00what sort of price could you do them for?

0:05:00 > 0:05:02I can let you have both of those for £2.

0:05:03 > 0:05:07- I can't go wrong on that... - Blimey! £2!

0:05:07 > 0:05:11Good. OK. That's a deal. Thank you very, very much.

0:05:11 > 0:05:14A deal? I should think so, Anita. It's a gift!

0:05:14 > 0:05:16You've got a real friend there.

0:05:16 > 0:05:18Just round the corner, Phil's on the prowl.

0:05:18 > 0:05:22Is it me, or has the wily old fox got a sniff of something?

0:05:22 > 0:05:24And I don't mean manure!

0:05:24 > 0:05:27I've been to Middleham many times before.

0:05:27 > 0:05:31I know that behind these houses there are racing stables.

0:05:31 > 0:05:33I'm going to see if I can knock on the door

0:05:33 > 0:05:36and buy something a bit horsey.

0:05:36 > 0:05:39The Glasgow House yard is one of the oldest in Middleham,

0:05:39 > 0:05:41dating back to 1800.

0:05:41 > 0:05:45It currently belongs to the Fairhursts, Chris and Judy.

0:05:45 > 0:05:47KNOCKS ON DOOR

0:05:51 > 0:05:53- Hi. I'm Philip. How are you?- Hi.

0:05:53 > 0:05:57- You train racehorses.- We do. - I want to buy something.

0:05:57 > 0:05:58I don't know what, yet.

0:05:58 > 0:06:03You can have a look in the saddle room, see if there's anything that

0:06:03 > 0:06:06- you might be able to sell.- That's what I should be asking for, a tip.

0:06:06 > 0:06:09Well, he's certainly got his hoof in the door.

0:06:09 > 0:06:14These are old. Father would have had these before us! Chris's father.

0:06:14 > 0:06:16This is obviously a newer one.

0:06:16 > 0:06:19That's a starting point. How much would a saddle cost?

0:06:19 > 0:06:22Those, we can't give them away.

0:06:22 > 0:06:25You probably could give one away! LAUGHS

0:06:25 > 0:06:29- We'll throw it in with the rug, yeah!- No, I'm up for that.

0:06:29 > 0:06:33- Why can't you give them away? - The trees have probably gone.

0:06:33 > 0:06:36- The tree being the spine of the saddle?- Exactly.

0:06:36 > 0:06:39- That's lovely leather. - It is good leather.

0:06:39 > 0:06:41- You can't give that away?- No.

0:06:41 > 0:06:43I'd give you 20 quid for the two, that's me best shot. Go on.

0:06:43 > 0:06:47- 30.- Get out of here! You've got a saddle you can't give away.

0:06:47 > 0:06:50So, is that worth five or ten quid?

0:06:50 > 0:06:52If you can't GIVE them away.

0:06:52 > 0:06:56- Ten.- You've got a deal. You're an angel. Thank you very much, my love.

0:06:56 > 0:07:01If this makes a profit, you'll have half the Yorkshire Dales trying to buy them off you.

0:07:01 > 0:07:03- Thank you very much indeed. - You're welcome.

0:07:03 > 0:07:05- Not bad, eh?- Hope I've got a winner.

0:07:05 > 0:07:12That worthless old saddle might just have become an important part in Serrell's country collection.

0:07:12 > 0:07:15Now, what's Anita horsing around with?

0:07:15 > 0:07:18Feature win! Yes!

0:07:20 > 0:07:22What have I got? £300?

0:07:22 > 0:07:25- You're a gambler, I see! You've lost! - I've lost.

0:07:25 > 0:07:29- Oh, no! Is this an omen? - RICHARD LAUGHS

0:07:29 > 0:07:31- What age is this? - It's not very old, actually.

0:07:31 > 0:07:34Probably '70s, '80s.

0:07:34 > 0:07:39A ticket price of £100, though. Nudge? Hold? Nudge? What?

0:07:39 > 0:07:42I want to buy it, but I can only buy it if it's really, really,

0:07:42 > 0:07:45really, really, really, really cheap.

0:07:45 > 0:07:47BOTH LAUGH

0:07:47 > 0:07:49Would you miss it if it went?

0:07:49 > 0:07:52I'll let you have it for £10.

0:07:52 > 0:07:56- You can't turn it down for that. - Ah! Give me a kiss!

0:07:56 > 0:07:57Jackpot! I think.

0:07:57 > 0:08:00That's the best deal in the world!

0:08:00 > 0:08:04He's happy enough, though, and she's not one to look a gift horse in the mouth.

0:08:04 > 0:08:07Now she's after his Jaguar mascot.

0:08:07 > 0:08:10- I think it's got a bit of pitting on it.- Yes.

0:08:10 > 0:08:12Would you be able to do a deal on that?

0:08:12 > 0:08:14I'll have a look for you, Anita.

0:08:14 > 0:08:20The asking price is £65, but what's the betting that'll come down, eh?

0:08:20 > 0:08:23Anita, I think I can do that for £20 for you.

0:08:23 > 0:08:25- Oh. Can I kiss you again? - RICHARD LAUGHS

0:08:27 > 0:08:29Well, it was hardly a spending spree,

0:08:29 > 0:08:33but three lots with a combined ticket price of 235,

0:08:33 > 0:08:36bagged for just £32. Unbelievable!

0:08:38 > 0:08:42Phil, meanwhile, has made his way to another corner of Wensleydale,

0:08:42 > 0:08:46travelling a few short miles from Middleham to Masham.

0:08:46 > 0:08:51Like its neighbour, this ancient town is famous for livestock.

0:08:51 > 0:08:54Though here, it's not horses but sheep that count.

0:08:54 > 0:08:57But it's not the only thing Masham is now known for,

0:08:57 > 0:09:00as Phil is about to find out.

0:09:00 > 0:09:05This is Theakston's, brewing beer since 1827.

0:09:05 > 0:09:08- Simon, how are you? - Very nice to see you.

0:09:08 > 0:09:10I've been dreading coming here because clearly,

0:09:10 > 0:09:14someone with a frame like this, has no interest in alcohol at all!

0:09:14 > 0:09:17But now I'm here, I may as well have a look round.

0:09:17 > 0:09:19Beer making isn't that complicated,

0:09:19 > 0:09:22but brewing to a consistently high standard is a great secret.

0:09:22 > 0:09:26In Masham, it all started with the landlord of the Black Bull.

0:09:26 > 0:09:30Robert Theakston, my great great grandfather, was good at brewing beer.

0:09:30 > 0:09:35He was a very fussy, details man, and when you make beer, you have to be really fussy and detailed.

0:09:35 > 0:09:40As his popularity grew, other licensees asked him to brew beer for them as well.

0:09:40 > 0:09:45Unlike some, this company doesn't believe in change for change's sake,

0:09:45 > 0:09:48so most of the equipment here is pretty low-tech,

0:09:48 > 0:09:50like the 100-year-old barley mill.

0:09:50 > 0:09:56We use electric motors to drive it. The wheels and gears are original.

0:09:56 > 0:09:59That is so therapeutic, just to watch that.

0:09:59 > 0:10:03And the smell is absolutely lovely, it really is.

0:10:03 > 0:10:08Once the barley's been crushed, it ends up in the mash tub below,

0:10:08 > 0:10:11where the starch is washed out and converted into sugar.

0:10:11 > 0:10:16- How long has this been here? - This was installed when the brewery was built, 1875.

0:10:16 > 0:10:20- That's older than the old shaker! - Yeah.

0:10:20 > 0:10:23The wooden lid has been replaced from time to time,

0:10:23 > 0:10:24but the metalwork is original.

0:10:24 > 0:10:28- Inside, that's absolutely unchanged. - What's this made of?- Cast iron.

0:10:28 > 0:10:34- It's very heavy and very thick so it'll last out my lifetime. - You could be describing me!

0:10:34 > 0:10:37Next, the sugar is infused with hops in the copper.

0:10:37 > 0:10:41Once the yeast is added, the fermentation starts.

0:10:41 > 0:10:44BUBBLING This is the last bit of the process?

0:10:44 > 0:10:47- Pretty much, yes. - Do you know what I love here?

0:10:47 > 0:10:50- You can see this yeast moving. - That's carbon dioxide.

0:10:50 > 0:10:53It would make a great Bond set.

0:10:53 > 0:10:58You can just see the villain lowering, drowned in a vat of booze!

0:10:58 > 0:11:00What a way to go!

0:11:00 > 0:11:03Something else that makes this brewery unusual, or "peculiar",

0:11:03 > 0:11:07is Jonathan, their cooper, one of only two in the country.

0:11:07 > 0:11:10Jonathan makes the wooden casks for the ale.

0:11:10 > 0:11:14Why do you not use plastic barrels or tin barrels?

0:11:14 > 0:11:15With the wooden cask,

0:11:15 > 0:11:18you've got an inch and a quarter thickness of timber,

0:11:18 > 0:11:21which is there to insulate the beer

0:11:21 > 0:11:24and make the beer the best quality it can be when it reaches the pubs.

0:11:24 > 0:11:28Like all great craftsmen, Jonathan makes making a barrel

0:11:28 > 0:11:30look as easy as shooting fish in one.

0:11:30 > 0:11:33- What is that? - This is what we call a bar.

0:11:39 > 0:11:42- Knock it down. - Trying to knock it down, Jonathan!

0:11:46 > 0:11:49Ever had a problem getting your knocker-upper in the bunghole?

0:11:49 > 0:11:52Watch what you're doing with that!

0:11:53 > 0:11:55Lift off.

0:11:55 > 0:11:56There we go.

0:11:56 > 0:11:59That's fantastic, isn't it?

0:11:59 > 0:12:02Phil being Phil, he's seen an opportunity.

0:12:02 > 0:12:06What I think would be quite good, if I bought one this size

0:12:06 > 0:12:09and cut it into two for a pair of planters.

0:12:09 > 0:12:12What would you sell those for?

0:12:12 > 0:12:14We don't normally like to sell casks, Phil,

0:12:14 > 0:12:18because they're for our customers, for putting beer in.

0:12:18 > 0:12:21I'm sure we could find an old one, Simon.

0:12:21 > 0:12:26- What's the best you can do me for? - Well, we could probably manage to do £22.

0:12:26 > 0:12:29You're a gentleman and a scholar. Can I just thank you?

0:12:29 > 0:12:33Well done, Phil. Try to lift them up higher.

0:12:33 > 0:12:36We don't want to scrape the bottom, do we?

0:12:39 > 0:12:43Back in Middleham, Anita has another shop in her sights,

0:12:43 > 0:12:46the same one the old fox graced earlier.

0:12:47 > 0:12:48Hello? Hello!

0:12:50 > 0:12:54Angela! It's lovely to see you again. You're looking well.

0:12:54 > 0:12:58Phil may have got here first today, but these two have met previously.

0:12:58 > 0:13:01Last year Anita bought a horse-measuring stick from Angela

0:13:01 > 0:13:04and now Anita seems to be eyeing up the hats.

0:13:04 > 0:13:09- There's that one and this one on the rack.- Put it on.

0:13:09 > 0:13:12We're a couple of swells!

0:13:12 > 0:13:14- This isn't my best look. - LAUGHS

0:13:14 > 0:13:17That would look better on. It's an older one.

0:13:17 > 0:13:21That's much smarter, especially if you had your fishnets on!

0:13:21 > 0:13:25Er, lovely, but what about the costs of those hats?

0:13:25 > 0:13:27Ticket price on the black one is £48

0:13:27 > 0:13:30and £85 for either of the modern ones.

0:13:30 > 0:13:32What I'm looking to pay

0:13:32 > 0:13:34on a top hat

0:13:34 > 0:13:36to sell in auction

0:13:36 > 0:13:40is probably between £20 and £25.

0:13:41 > 0:13:44It would have to be a bit more than that. Just a bit more.

0:13:44 > 0:13:49- At 30 I might have a chance, Angela. - Yeah. I'm willing at 30.

0:13:49 > 0:13:54- You're willing at 30?- Yeah.- Is there any chance the two of those for 40?

0:13:54 > 0:13:57- 50.- If you came down a wee bit, it'd give me a better chance.

0:13:57 > 0:13:59I mean, I like that one.

0:13:59 > 0:14:02It's a Victorian one, a definite Victorian one.

0:14:02 > 0:14:05What did I say? 50? I'd do those two for 45.

0:14:05 > 0:14:08The black one and the grey one.

0:14:08 > 0:14:09Could you do 42?

0:14:09 > 0:14:13- Do 42. It'll give me that wee bit of a chance.- Go on, then.

0:14:13 > 0:14:16- I'll give you the 42.- 42?- Yeah.- 42.

0:14:16 > 0:14:19Right, you put on that. I'll put on this.

0:14:19 > 0:14:23- You put on this. - Right ho. And we'll...

0:14:23 > 0:14:25- And we'll shake on 42. - Right, thank you.

0:14:27 > 0:14:30Hats off to Anita and poor Angela, hey?

0:14:30 > 0:14:34Back on the road, and Phil is taking a new approach to buying.

0:14:34 > 0:14:38I do want to try and take the band off the bundle.

0:14:38 > 0:14:42- You want to try and what? - Take the band off the bundle!

0:14:42 > 0:14:46- Oh, you want to spend money. - Absolutely right.

0:14:46 > 0:14:51They're heading for an auction in Penrith. Next stop, Kendal,

0:14:51 > 0:14:53gateway to the Lakes.

0:14:54 > 0:14:57So far, we've had beer. Now, it's mint cake.

0:14:57 > 0:14:59Apparently invented by mistake,

0:14:59 > 0:15:03the confectionery is a favourite snack of walkers and climbers

0:15:03 > 0:15:06and Kendal's most famous export.

0:15:07 > 0:15:10Car parked, our two head their separate ways.

0:15:10 > 0:15:13Phil is on the sniff for treasure, so goes walkies,

0:15:13 > 0:15:18while Anita sticks to the town with £191.60p to splurge.

0:15:18 > 0:15:21- Morning.- Good morning. I'm Anita.

0:15:21 > 0:15:24- I'm Robert. - What a wonderful place, Robert.

0:15:24 > 0:15:27In Robert's shop, there's plenty of room for his speciality

0:15:27 > 0:15:31of watches and clocks, but there's also so much more,

0:15:31 > 0:15:33including free mint cake.

0:15:33 > 0:15:36- There we are. - "The pack full of energy!"

0:15:38 > 0:15:40Phil doesn't know what he's missing.

0:15:41 > 0:15:46This is the type of shop that Phil Serrell LOVES!

0:15:46 > 0:15:48Oh, dear.

0:15:48 > 0:15:51This definitely isn't an Anita sort of place.

0:15:51 > 0:15:54It's an industrial estate full of furniture,

0:15:54 > 0:15:56some of it old,

0:15:56 > 0:15:58but quite a lot, um...more modern.

0:15:58 > 0:16:05You can often tell more about something by looking at the back of it than the front.

0:16:05 > 0:16:09This looks like an interesting sort of Art Nouveau display cabinet.

0:16:09 > 0:16:11What you can see about it, look,

0:16:11 > 0:16:15is that we've got some new Pozidriv screws in here.

0:16:15 > 0:16:17Which, to the best of my knowledge,

0:16:17 > 0:16:20weren't greatly used in the Art Nouveau period.

0:16:20 > 0:16:25What will Phil spend his £255.70p on?

0:16:25 > 0:16:28Planter. Not sure how old it is.

0:16:28 > 0:16:33Looks like it's trying to be around 1890, 1900.

0:16:33 > 0:16:35It could be a lot, lot later.

0:16:35 > 0:16:40This is 12 quid. If I can get that for a good bit less, that would go

0:16:40 > 0:16:44with my barrel planters that I've got.

0:16:44 > 0:16:45That's worth looking at.

0:16:45 > 0:16:50Now it looks like Phil's talking to himself. In fact, the dealer's a bit shy.

0:16:50 > 0:16:54- It's got 12 quid on it.- £10 to you. - You're all heart, you(!)

0:16:54 > 0:16:57Seems a tenner is as low as he'll go.

0:16:57 > 0:17:00Go on, I'll buy it off you. I think it's a bit of fun.

0:17:01 > 0:17:04Good gracious! What's Anita unearthed?

0:17:04 > 0:17:06A ball and chain, Anita.

0:17:06 > 0:17:07Ha ha!

0:17:07 > 0:17:11We think it's a horse one, rather than one for a man.

0:17:11 > 0:17:15- That would keep a man where you would want him.- Yes.

0:17:15 > 0:17:20- It's cast iron.- It's probably quite handy as a door stop.- Yes.

0:17:20 > 0:17:23- How much is it?- To you, £50.

0:17:23 > 0:17:26Could I buy that for...£20?

0:17:26 > 0:17:30- 25 on it?- At 25?- Yes.

0:17:30 > 0:17:32Say, 22?

0:17:32 > 0:17:35- Oh, go on, then. - You're a darling. Thank you.

0:17:35 > 0:17:38# Save us from the ball and chain

0:17:38 > 0:17:42Wow! That mint cake has some remarkable side-effects.

0:17:42 > 0:17:46It's also given Anita the ability to drive.

0:17:47 > 0:17:48GEARS CRUNCH

0:17:48 > 0:17:50Oops!

0:17:50 > 0:17:52Right, onwards they press,

0:17:52 > 0:17:54through the Lakes to Low Newton.

0:17:55 > 0:17:59Could this be where Phil finally de-bands his bundle?

0:17:59 > 0:18:01Righty-o. See you later on.

0:18:01 > 0:18:04Yes, this is a perfect Serrell hunting ground,

0:18:04 > 0:18:07a sort of reclamation heaven.

0:18:07 > 0:18:11Plenty inside, but Phil's clearly feeling the lure of the lump

0:18:11 > 0:18:13dragging him towards the yard.

0:18:13 > 0:18:17I quite like these. There's three of them but you wouldn't want three.

0:18:17 > 0:18:19That one's got the thingy on the top broken.

0:18:19 > 0:18:22That one's got a bit of damage.

0:18:22 > 0:18:24I think that's the one for me.

0:18:25 > 0:18:29Time to consult Clive and Pip on those.

0:18:29 > 0:18:31They almost look like lead dovecotes.

0:18:31 > 0:18:34- They do.- What are they?

0:18:34 > 0:18:38- They're air vents, aren't they? - From a stable?- A stable block, yes.

0:18:38 > 0:18:40So I might be bonkers buying that.

0:18:40 > 0:18:43You could be just the man to make a profit on those.

0:18:43 > 0:18:45What he means is, I'm bonkers.

0:18:45 > 0:18:48Yes, and he would have a point.

0:18:48 > 0:18:51- What have you got them priced up at? - They're 195 apiece.- Hmm.

0:18:51 > 0:18:56- What might be your best on those? - I'd like to think I could get £95.

0:18:56 > 0:19:00Let's put a parcel together. That might be the way forward.

0:19:00 > 0:19:04Now, is there anything crazier here?

0:19:04 > 0:19:09- What's that cowling off? - It came off an old chicken house.

0:19:09 > 0:19:13- At one point, it would have rotated, wouldn't it?- Yeah.

0:19:13 > 0:19:17It seized up long ago. But it's a quirky thing, isn't it?

0:19:17 > 0:19:20- How much is that?- £40. - I'm warming to the task.

0:19:20 > 0:19:24That is daft, isn't it? Let's have another look round.

0:19:24 > 0:19:25What's that?

0:19:26 > 0:19:30- Looks fascinating. - It's an early frame rucksack.

0:19:30 > 0:19:32Ticket price £75.

0:19:33 > 0:19:35- Have I got it the right way up?- Yeah.

0:19:37 > 0:19:39- Made for a smaller man than you, Philip.- Yeah.

0:19:39 > 0:19:41That's most folk.

0:19:41 > 0:19:43So that's a rucksack?

0:19:43 > 0:19:46- What's your best on that?- £30.

0:19:46 > 0:19:49Can I buy the two air vents and this for 140 quid?

0:19:50 > 0:19:53No, but they could be 145.

0:19:53 > 0:19:57You're a gentleman. It's bonkers, isn't it?

0:19:57 > 0:19:59Blimey, he's actually bought them.

0:19:59 > 0:20:04Now, a quick bite of mint cake and off you hike in search of Anita.

0:20:04 > 0:20:05What does he look like, eh?

0:20:11 > 0:20:13So that's the shopping all wrapped up.

0:20:13 > 0:20:17Anita began with £265.60p

0:20:17 > 0:20:21and she spent a mere £96 on a Jaguar car mascot,

0:20:21 > 0:20:25two top hats by Christie's of London and Woodrow of Piccadilly,

0:20:25 > 0:20:28two white metal bangles with turquoise inserts,

0:20:28 > 0:20:31a Victorian cast-iron ball and chain horse tether,

0:20:31 > 0:20:33and a 1970s fruit machine.

0:20:35 > 0:20:38Phil started out with £344.70p

0:20:38 > 0:20:43and he splashed £244 of it on a Victorian rucksack,

0:20:43 > 0:20:46which he'll pair with a leather racing saddle,

0:20:46 > 0:20:49a Victorian child's sewing machine,

0:20:49 > 0:20:51an air vent and weathervane,

0:20:51 > 0:20:56a pair of barrel planters, together with a salt glazed planter

0:20:56 > 0:20:58and a 19th-century cartridge filler.

0:20:58 > 0:21:03Interesting lots, but what do our experts think?

0:21:03 > 0:21:05I don't see how she can really lose any money.

0:21:05 > 0:21:08The top hats were the most expensive and they should do OK.

0:21:08 > 0:21:10The Jaguar mascot should do OK.

0:21:10 > 0:21:14The bloomin' manacle? That's a bit dodgy, that.

0:21:14 > 0:21:20These...big...metal things have sculptural qualities.

0:21:20 > 0:21:23I think people will buy them for their garden.

0:21:23 > 0:21:28So, although I teased him, I think he might do all right with that lot.

0:21:28 > 0:21:31After starting out at Middleham in Wensleydale,

0:21:31 > 0:21:35this part of our trip will conclude at an auction in Penrith, Cumbria.

0:21:35 > 0:21:39Just a few miles outside the Lake District National Park,

0:21:39 > 0:21:42the town is the market centre for the region.

0:21:42 > 0:21:48At Penrith Farmers' & Kidd's auctioneers, as well as antiques, they also sell livestock.

0:21:48 > 0:21:51- They're selling fine ewes and rams today.- Really?- Yeah.

0:21:52 > 0:21:56I wonder how all your old junk is going to do.

0:21:56 > 0:22:00Kick-off approaches. Cue some last-minute doubt.

0:22:00 > 0:22:02Do you think the farmers of Penrith

0:22:02 > 0:22:07would have much occasion to wear top hats?

0:22:07 > 0:22:10- They always go milking with top hats around here.- Do they?- Yeah.

0:22:10 > 0:22:13Everyone's a hatter round here!

0:22:14 > 0:22:17Ten for the two hats. 12. 15. 18. 20.

0:22:17 > 0:22:20£20. Two. 22. 25. 28.

0:22:20 > 0:22:23At 28. 30. £30. Two. 32. 35.

0:22:23 > 0:22:25Far back at 35. 38.

0:22:25 > 0:22:3040 bid. Two. 42. 45. 48. 50. 55. 60.

0:22:30 > 0:22:3460 bid. At 60 at the far back... £60...

0:22:34 > 0:22:38I have to say, I think your model sold them for you.

0:22:38 > 0:22:43And quick, too. I'm sure him has had a few heifers under his hammer.

0:22:43 > 0:22:47I've got my real big punt up next, those two air cowls.

0:22:47 > 0:22:50- You getting nervous? - Yeah. I put my neck on the block.

0:22:50 > 0:22:55Yes, a unique vent lot. Anything might happen.

0:22:55 > 0:22:58Various bids on this one. I have 110. 120 bid...

0:22:58 > 0:23:01Got me out of trouble.

0:23:01 > 0:23:03..150. 160. 170. 180.

0:23:03 > 0:23:05At 180 the lot. 180 against the room now.

0:23:05 > 0:23:09- 190. 200. 200. 200 bid. - Oh, God!

0:23:09 > 0:23:12On commission at £200.

0:23:12 > 0:23:14Oh, well done, Phil. Well done.

0:23:14 > 0:23:17If those can sell, all bets are off.

0:23:17 > 0:23:22- You like a bit of jeopardy. You like danger. - Living on the edge, kid!

0:23:22 > 0:23:26Next, the old beer barrels and the pot from the industrial estate.

0:23:26 > 0:23:3115. 18. 20 bid with me. On commission, 20 bid. 20 for the two.

0:23:31 > 0:23:3422. 25. 28. £28 bid. At 30.

0:23:34 > 0:23:37£30 bid, and two. 32. 35.

0:23:37 > 0:23:42- £35 bid... - Are you into profit?- Notional, yeah.

0:23:42 > 0:23:46..At 38 at the far back. At 38 and selling. At £38...

0:23:46 > 0:23:471452.

0:23:47 > 0:23:51- That stands me, after commission, of about £1.- Every pound counts.

0:23:51 > 0:23:55That means Phil's still safely out ahead.

0:23:55 > 0:23:57Next up is your ball and chain.

0:23:57 > 0:23:59You don't expect to see them in the middle of Glasgow.

0:23:59 > 0:24:03Not too much demand in a modern society.

0:24:04 > 0:24:06Yes, who WOULD want such a thing?

0:24:06 > 0:24:09The Victorian cast iron ball and chain horse tether...

0:24:09 > 0:24:11Lift it up, darling!

0:24:11 > 0:24:15I have £30. Two. Five. Eight. 38. A bit higher, Simon! 40 bid. 42.

0:24:15 > 0:24:1945. 48. 50. Five. 60. Five.

0:24:19 > 0:24:21- 70. Five. 80. Five. - Well done, you!

0:24:21 > 0:24:2585 bid. 85 for that one. And away selling at £85...

0:24:25 > 0:24:29- A real good buy.- Yeah. - Did you expect that?

0:24:29 > 0:24:31I had absolutely no idea what it was going to get.

0:24:31 > 0:24:35Well, there's certainly a demand in Penrith.

0:24:35 > 0:24:37Maybe it's because it's a rural area.

0:24:37 > 0:24:42The world's oddest rucksack and a broken old saddle.

0:24:42 > 0:24:44There's a guy interested.

0:24:44 > 0:24:50Lot 82, army issue canvas shoulder pack and also the racing saddle.

0:24:50 > 0:24:54Ten bid for those. Ten bid. £12 bid for those. 15. 18. 20.

0:24:54 > 0:24:58- 20 bid. Two. 22. 25... - It's coming on.

0:24:58 > 0:25:01..32. 35. 38. 40. 40 bid. And five. 45. 50.

0:25:01 > 0:25:0455. 60. Five. 70. 75.

0:25:04 > 0:25:0675? 75 against now. At 75.

0:25:06 > 0:25:0975 bid for those. At 75.

0:25:09 > 0:25:12- That surprised me. - All done then, at £75...

0:25:12 > 0:25:14Well done.

0:25:14 > 0:25:17I'll bet he's glad he didn't bring muck now!

0:25:17 > 0:25:21- Two bangles coming up now. Should make 20 quid.- You think?

0:25:21 > 0:25:26- 15 quid. 12 quid.- They're nothing to do with tethering horses, are they?

0:25:26 > 0:25:30The bangles are decorative and modern, but bought for almost nowt.

0:25:30 > 0:25:33£10 bid for those at ten. 12. 15.

0:25:33 > 0:25:35- 18. 20. - Good.

0:25:35 > 0:25:3720 for those. At 20. 22. 25. 28.

0:25:37 > 0:25:41- 30. 30 bid. Two. Five. £38 bid. - That's good.

0:25:41 > 0:25:44- At 38 for those. At 38... - Result, isn't it?- Yes.

0:25:44 > 0:25:46And selling, then, at £38...

0:25:48 > 0:25:4938.

0:25:51 > 0:25:55Look at the look on her face! MIMICS ANITA: 38!

0:25:55 > 0:25:58Very modest, as she quietly catches up.

0:25:58 > 0:26:02- We're about neck-and-neck here. - I don't know. I'm frightened to count.

0:26:02 > 0:26:07Let's concentrate, shall we? Phil's little sewing machine next.

0:26:07 > 0:26:11- The Victorian child's cast iron sewing machine...- This is it.

0:26:11 > 0:26:14..scroll decoration. Five, 12, 15 bid.

0:26:14 > 0:26:15Ouch!

0:26:15 > 0:26:1718. 20. 20 bid. Two. 25.

0:26:17 > 0:26:2028. 30. 30 bid. Two. 35. 38. £38 bid.

0:26:20 > 0:26:2240. 42. 45.

0:26:22 > 0:26:2648. 50. Five. 55. 60 bid.

0:26:26 > 0:26:29At 60 for that one. And five. 65. 65 bid.

0:26:29 > 0:26:31At 65, 65, 65.

0:26:31 > 0:26:3665 all done and selling, then, at £65.

0:26:36 > 0:26:40- Didn't I say to you about 60 quid? - You know your sewing machines.

0:26:40 > 0:26:44I could make a very sexist remark here but I'm above that.

0:26:44 > 0:26:48It does you credit, Phil. Nice profit, too.

0:26:48 > 0:26:52Now for his cartridge filler device from the same shop.

0:26:52 > 0:26:56- How much did you pay for it, Phil? - £22.

0:26:56 > 0:26:59- Is that cheap?- How do I know? I've never seen one before.

0:26:59 > 0:27:02Five. Ten. 12. £15 with me.

0:27:02 > 0:27:05- Ouch! - On the book, then, at 15 bid.

0:27:05 > 0:27:08At 15 bid, the cartridge filler. 18. 20.

0:27:08 > 0:27:1020 bid. Two. Five. 25...

0:27:10 > 0:27:13- It's creeping up. - 28. 30. 32. 35.

0:27:13 > 0:27:1635 and away, selling then, at £35.

0:27:17 > 0:27:21I thought it might have made a little more but I don't know why.

0:27:21 > 0:27:25I don't think anyone predicted what Phil's offerings would make.

0:27:25 > 0:27:28- We've got your Jaguar car mascot, haven't we?- Yeah.

0:27:28 > 0:27:32I bought that for you because you're a petrol head, aren't you?

0:27:32 > 0:27:35Americans call these car mascots hood ornaments.

0:27:35 > 0:27:39Five bid for that one. Five bid. Five. Eight. Ten. Ten bid.

0:27:39 > 0:27:4312. 15. At £15 against now. 18.

0:27:43 > 0:27:47£18 bid. At 20. £20 bid. And two. 22. 25.

0:27:47 > 0:27:49Eight. 28. 30. £30 bid.

0:27:49 > 0:27:53At 30 for the mascot there. 30 for the Jag... 32.

0:27:53 > 0:27:5632 in the middle, then, at 32.

0:27:56 > 0:27:58All done and selling at £32.

0:28:00 > 0:28:03He's done a real good job. We'll come here again.

0:28:03 > 0:28:05Yeah. Not a single loss today.

0:28:05 > 0:28:09Now, my fruit machine, what's it going to make?

0:28:09 > 0:28:11- A bit of a gamble, isn't it? - Not at ten quid.

0:28:11 > 0:28:16- That was a joke.- Oh, sorry. I forgot about your sense of humour.

0:28:16 > 0:28:18Most people have, Anita.

0:28:18 > 0:28:20It was cheap, but will this fruit machine pay out?

0:28:20 > 0:28:24I have 20 on commission. 20 bid. Two. Five. Eight. 30.

0:28:24 > 0:28:2730 bid. Two. 32. 35. 38.

0:28:27 > 0:28:2940. 42. 45...

0:28:29 > 0:28:31That's good.

0:28:31 > 0:28:33..Five. 60. At 60 bid.

0:28:33 > 0:28:36- Any more? 60. Oh!- All done for the fruit machine at 60?

0:28:36 > 0:28:39Selling, then, at £60.

0:28:39 > 0:28:43- If every tenner you spent earned you 50 quid it'd be all right.- Uh-huh.

0:28:43 > 0:28:48A great profit, and Anita steals this leg of the trip!

0:28:48 > 0:28:51With £129.50p after auction costs,

0:28:51 > 0:28:54she has £395.10p.

0:28:55 > 0:28:58Phil made £94.66p today,

0:28:58 > 0:29:03giving him pole position with £439.36p.

0:29:03 > 0:29:06- That was a good auction, wasn't it? - Really, really good. Lovely.

0:29:06 > 0:29:08- We both did well.- Yeah. Top dollar.

0:29:14 > 0:29:20Feeling buoyant, the pair motor on in the super '65 Sunbeam Alpine.

0:29:20 > 0:29:22HORN HONKS

0:29:22 > 0:29:28- You ever trod in a cowpat? - Oh, no, no, no.- "Oh, no, no, no."

0:29:28 > 0:29:31Together they've beaten a path across the back roads of the north,

0:29:31 > 0:29:33sometimes quite literally.

0:29:33 > 0:29:37Where does a road like this go to? Is this typical of your countryside?

0:29:37 > 0:29:40Where I come from, this is the M25.

0:29:42 > 0:29:44This Road Trip starts out at Ford in Northumberland

0:29:44 > 0:29:48and ventures into Scotland before wending its way southwards once more

0:29:48 > 0:29:52and concluding at Harrogate in Yorkshire.

0:29:52 > 0:29:55On this leg they start out in Cumbria, at Kirkby Lonsdale,

0:29:55 > 0:29:59and make for an auction by the sea near Blackpool at Cleveleys.

0:29:59 > 0:30:03The writer and critic John Ruskin described this view of the River Lune

0:30:03 > 0:30:05as one of the loveliest in England

0:30:05 > 0:30:09and the rest of Kirkby Lonsdale isn't too shabby either.

0:30:09 > 0:30:13This is my first shop. I wonder what treasures await me.

0:30:13 > 0:30:15I hope there's nothing too good.

0:30:15 > 0:30:19Anita has £395 to splash and the shop sells

0:30:19 > 0:30:23traditional antiques and some especially fine glass.

0:30:23 > 0:30:26The star piece is actually this particular one,

0:30:26 > 0:30:29which dates from 1725.

0:30:29 > 0:30:32Can I see that?

0:30:32 > 0:30:35Oh, yeah, its beautiful. That's wonderful.

0:30:35 > 0:30:38Leonard is justifiably proud of his glass

0:30:38 > 0:30:40but that's well out of Anita's range.

0:30:40 > 0:30:43This particular one will take you back £895.

0:30:43 > 0:30:45Oh, dear. I thought so.

0:30:45 > 0:30:48I'm sure you can stretch to that!

0:30:48 > 0:30:50Not in the Antiques Road Trip.

0:30:51 > 0:30:55But while Anita keeps searching, what's become of Philip?

0:30:55 > 0:30:58He's making his way south from Kirkby

0:30:58 > 0:31:01around the edge of the Yorkshire Dales to Ingleton.

0:31:01 > 0:31:05That's one of Yorkshire's famous Three Peaks.

0:31:05 > 0:31:07It's called Ingleborough

0:31:07 > 0:31:10and tends to dominate the skyline round here.

0:31:11 > 0:31:15- Hello. How are you? - Fine, thank you.

0:31:15 > 0:31:17This is all your stock...?

0:31:17 > 0:31:22- No, there's 25 different dealers in here.- 25! Blimey!

0:31:22 > 0:31:26Phil's got £439.36 to splash

0:31:26 > 0:31:29maybe dealer Gaynor can help him spend it.

0:31:29 > 0:31:32It's got a bit of damage on the front.

0:31:32 > 0:31:34There's a bit of damage on the front.

0:31:34 > 0:31:37- £16?!- That's a bargain!

0:31:37 > 0:31:41- 16...- Don't you think?- No, I don't! Good Lord.- Come on.- Put that by.

0:31:41 > 0:31:44- Are those an optician's board? - Yes, it is.

0:31:44 > 0:31:47- How much is it?- It's £8.50.

0:31:47 > 0:31:50Oh, I'm not having that! Let's have a look at it, mate.

0:31:50 > 0:31:54- That's a bargain.- Is that right? - I reckon.- Is that what you say to all the boys?

0:31:54 > 0:31:57Hold on, let's just see if it works.

0:31:57 > 0:32:00W, that's all I can see there!

0:32:00 > 0:32:06£8.50 is clearly far too much money. But we might be able to have a bit of a chat about that in a bit.

0:32:06 > 0:32:09Ah, these pups are sweet.

0:32:09 > 0:32:13This is an advertising thing for Black & White Scotch whiskey.

0:32:13 > 0:32:16It's lovely. You've got the two little terriers here.

0:32:16 > 0:32:20Those terriers were first dreamt up by the whiskey's creator,

0:32:20 > 0:32:22James Buchanan, during the 1890s.

0:32:22 > 0:32:26However, the original brand name was the House of Commons.

0:32:26 > 0:32:28They repro these.

0:32:28 > 0:32:31And this to me does look like a repro.

0:32:31 > 0:32:34- Is that a new one or an old one? - I was told it was an old one.- OK.

0:32:34 > 0:32:36- Who's your dealer? - I'll phone him up. Colin.- Colin.

0:32:36 > 0:32:38- You have a word with Colin.- Yeah.

0:32:38 > 0:32:39Back at Kirby Lonsdale,

0:32:39 > 0:32:42has Anita found anything within her price range?

0:32:43 > 0:32:47The other things that tickled my fancy

0:32:47 > 0:32:50is little Lady and the Tramp here.

0:32:50 > 0:32:53These are little Wade Whimsies.

0:32:53 > 0:32:55Whimsies were sold as pocket-money toys

0:32:55 > 0:33:00and even given away free with teabags or in Christmas crackers.

0:33:00 > 0:33:02During the '60s,

0:33:02 > 0:33:05the Wade Company cannily got into making Disney characters.

0:33:05 > 0:33:09They're highly collectible today but rarely fetch a lot of money.

0:33:09 > 0:33:10Ticket price, £35.

0:33:10 > 0:33:13What sort of price could I be getting these for?

0:33:13 > 0:33:16For the two, I'd do them for 25.

0:33:16 > 0:33:18If I was putting them into auction,

0:33:18 > 0:33:22my estimate would be in the region of £15 for the two.

0:33:22 > 0:33:25Could you bring it down to near enough the 15 on it?

0:33:25 > 0:33:28I'd split the difference, they'd have to be 20.

0:33:28 > 0:33:32Could you split it again and come to 18? Could you do 18 on it?

0:33:34 > 0:33:35Would you do them for 18?

0:33:35 > 0:33:38I'll do them for 18 because you'll have a bit of fun with Philip.

0:33:38 > 0:33:40Lady and the Tramp!

0:33:40 > 0:33:41I know!

0:33:41 > 0:33:48At last we have a deal. And that canny Anita got them round to her way of thinking in the end.

0:33:48 > 0:33:49OK, so what about Phil?

0:33:49 > 0:33:53I think the time has come when you and I need to have a very serious talk.

0:33:53 > 0:33:54OK. Let's do it.

0:33:54 > 0:33:58Look at that. We've got black and white and black and white!

0:33:58 > 0:34:02- That's meant to be. - That is what you call a sales pitch!

0:34:02 > 0:34:06- Well, when we spoke to Colin the dealer...- I can see I'm going to need to pull up a chair here.

0:34:06 > 0:34:09- He wanted 25 for this. - I know exactly what he wanted.

0:34:09 > 0:34:13- So I would say to you...- Go on, this is going to be good, isn't it?

0:34:13 > 0:34:16- 30 for the two. - I was thinking of 20 the two.

0:34:16 > 0:34:18It's possible...

0:34:18 > 0:34:21- What?- That I could let you have the two for 25.

0:34:21 > 0:34:24Go on then, you're a star. Thank you ever so much. There you are.

0:34:24 > 0:34:28For those of you at home struggling with your eyesight,

0:34:28 > 0:34:31here's a quick afternoon test.

0:34:31 > 0:34:35Well I'm not sure the auction house is going to be blinded by the quality of the haul so far.

0:34:35 > 0:34:38But, er, hang on, things might be looking up.

0:34:38 > 0:34:42I'm just leaving the shop and it always happens, you see something else that you like.

0:34:42 > 0:34:47We have got three Famille Rose late 19th-century plates.

0:34:47 > 0:34:52These aren't rare. These were made for the export market.

0:34:52 > 0:34:55So really, in itself, it's a little work of art.

0:34:55 > 0:34:59£25 is the ticket price, but what can Leonard do?

0:34:59 > 0:35:00I mean, that could be 18.

0:35:00 > 0:35:03- Could you do that for 15? - Yeah, I'll take 15 for that.

0:35:03 > 0:35:07OK, that's another deal. Wonderful! Wonderful!

0:35:08 > 0:35:13So, Anita has got those doggies out of the window for £18 and the plate for £15.

0:35:13 > 0:35:17Well, thankfully, we seem to be getting somewhere.

0:35:17 > 0:35:22Now, Phil is supposed to be picking up Anita. But hold on, something's come up.

0:35:22 > 0:35:25Have you got anything I could buy off you?

0:35:25 > 0:35:30No little knick-knacks in your van? Nothing? OK, thanks, matey.

0:35:30 > 0:35:35Appleby Horse Fair is close by. That's a big lure for travellers.

0:35:35 > 0:35:39Typical Phil to spot the chance of a deal.

0:35:39 > 0:35:42- So this is a Peterborough whip? - Yeah.- What's a Peterborough whip?

0:35:42 > 0:35:45- It's a driving whip. - We sit on these things here.

0:35:45 > 0:35:48Sit on there, you put one foot there, one foot there, look.

0:35:48 > 0:35:51Oh hold on, here we go, this is going to go horribly wrong, this is.

0:35:51 > 0:35:53- So I sit on there like that? - Just tap the horse.

0:35:53 > 0:35:57- One foot there, one foot there, that's why you have a short whip. - You just tap him?

0:35:57 > 0:35:59- You just touch him on, yeah. - And how much would one of these be?

0:35:59 > 0:36:02It could be owt from £20 to £100 in a sale.

0:36:02 > 0:36:05He said that without even smiling or flinching!

0:36:05 > 0:36:08- What else have you got. - What else have we got?- Collar.

0:36:08 > 0:36:11Collar, let's have a look at the collar.

0:36:11 > 0:36:14Now...

0:36:14 > 0:36:18- Do you use that?- That's what you put on him to pull his bow tops with.

0:36:18 > 0:36:21We'll do you the whip and the collar for 30 quid. That's fairer.

0:36:21 > 0:36:24- OK. Can I have a picture thrown in? - Take a picture of him, Danny?

0:36:24 > 0:36:26Thanks, chaps. Let me shake you by the hand.

0:36:26 > 0:36:29- I really enjoyed that.- No problems, thank you very much.- Thanks a lot.

0:36:29 > 0:36:30- Thank you, Sam.- All right.

0:36:31 > 0:36:36Time for Anita and Phil to head west from Ingleton to Carnforth.

0:36:36 > 0:36:37Recognise it?

0:36:37 > 0:36:41It's the railway town where they filmed much of Brief Encounter.

0:36:41 > 0:36:45Sadly, though, the place where our romantic couple must part.

0:36:45 > 0:36:47There's your shop there. I'll drop you off here.

0:36:47 > 0:36:50Now, sweet sorrow or sweet bargains for Philip?

0:36:50 > 0:36:52I favour the latter.

0:36:52 > 0:36:55- Hi, I'm Philip. How are you? - Fine, thank you very much.

0:36:55 > 0:36:58Good to see you. This is a proper shop, isn't it?

0:36:58 > 0:37:02It certainly is. Proper full, too.

0:37:02 > 0:37:04Michael's not one for the hard sell though.

0:37:04 > 0:37:05It's bric-a-brac, Phillip.

0:37:05 > 0:37:09Ah, now this is where he keeps the stuff he is really proud of.

0:37:09 > 0:37:12I've got a hankering for a painting.

0:37:12 > 0:37:14Well, you've come to the right place here, I would say.

0:37:14 > 0:37:18I'd like to spend somewhere between £50 and £80 on a painting.

0:37:18 > 0:37:19- I like that.- Owen Bowen.

0:37:19 > 0:37:22Quite a late one, not a good one.

0:37:22 > 0:37:24- It's not a good one?- No. - So much would that be?

0:37:24 > 0:37:26That one would be 120.

0:37:26 > 0:37:28What does he turn up on Art Price at, do you know?

0:37:28 > 0:37:31Thousands. You surely know Owen Bowen?

0:37:31 > 0:37:35Owen Bowen was born in Leeds in 1873 and is best known

0:37:35 > 0:37:38for his impressionistic landscapes of Yorkshire.

0:37:38 > 0:37:40They can fetch decent prices, too.

0:37:40 > 0:37:44His early things are sort of £5,000-£10,000.

0:37:44 > 0:37:47Is there any way you can give me that for a hundred quid?

0:37:47 > 0:37:49- You can't?- Sorry. - No, I understand that.

0:37:49 > 0:37:53- Look at that little card up there. - A nice little picture. Very nice.

0:37:53 > 0:37:57It comes free with any Owen Bowen. It's by Donald Woods.

0:37:57 > 0:37:59OK, I'll have those two.

0:37:59 > 0:38:02- Now I will have this, cos I like it.- OK.

0:38:02 > 0:38:05- So if I buy the two off you for £120.- Yeah.- 10, 12.

0:38:05 > 0:38:09- Thank you very much indeed. - Thank you very much indeed.

0:38:10 > 0:38:13While Philip's been acquiring a view of Yorkshire,

0:38:13 > 0:38:16Anita's motored to the heart of Red Rose country

0:38:16 > 0:38:20where they used to have wars about such things in the 15th century.

0:38:20 > 0:38:24Driving south from Carnforth to Lancaster.

0:38:24 > 0:38:28This historic county town of Lancashire

0:38:28 > 0:38:32is infamous as the site of the Pendle witch trials in 1612.

0:38:32 > 0:38:35The huge numbers who received the death sentence,

0:38:35 > 0:38:40earning Lancaster the dubious nickname of the hanging town.

0:38:40 > 0:38:43This has once belonged to one, Thomas Covell,

0:38:43 > 0:38:46the Justice of the Peace during those trials.

0:38:46 > 0:38:49And it's reckoned to be the oldest in Lancaster.

0:38:49 > 0:38:53- Hi.- Hello, I'm Anita.- I'm Anthea. Welcome to the Judges Lodges Museum.

0:38:53 > 0:38:55I'm really looking forward to this.

0:38:55 > 0:38:59Later on, the old hall became lodgings for visiting judges

0:38:59 > 0:39:04and nowadays it's a museum housing fine Lancashire Gillows furniture.

0:39:07 > 0:39:10But Anita's here to visit the house's other great collection,

0:39:10 > 0:39:12the Museum of Childhood.

0:39:16 > 0:39:19Anthea, I've never seen such a big collection of dolls.

0:39:19 > 0:39:22Where have they all come from?

0:39:22 > 0:39:26The majority of the dolls we have came from a collection built up by a man called Barry Elder.

0:39:27 > 0:39:33Elder was a doll repair man, or surgeon, who began his collection in London during the '50s

0:39:33 > 0:39:35and later moved to Lancashire.

0:39:35 > 0:39:40Only a fraction of the collection's 2,500 dolls are on display here,

0:39:40 > 0:39:42some dating from the 1700s.

0:39:43 > 0:39:46Many of them once crowded into Barry's home

0:39:46 > 0:39:51and this painting shows his family, with some of his many dolls.

0:39:51 > 0:39:55Actually you can't tell the difference

0:39:55 > 0:39:58- between the real people and the dolls.- You can't.

0:39:58 > 0:40:03I wonder if Barry could tell the difference between them?

0:40:03 > 0:40:08I think he wanted people to walk in and feel that the dolls

0:40:08 > 0:40:10could come to life at any minute.

0:40:10 > 0:40:13That's a scary thought. That is a scary thought.

0:40:15 > 0:40:17Well sometimes dolls are a bit scary.

0:40:17 > 0:40:20Isn't that him out of the Omen?

0:40:22 > 0:40:23Are you scared of them?

0:40:23 > 0:40:26I do walk quickly through while I'm locking up the building.

0:40:26 > 0:40:28- I try to keep the lights on if we're here late.- Do you?

0:40:28 > 0:40:31- And you don't glance... - No, I don't look back.

0:40:33 > 0:40:36Oooh, eerie!

0:40:36 > 0:40:39I think Anita's glad to be back with Phil for once!

0:40:41 > 0:40:45Back on the road, the usual inane banter ensues.

0:40:45 > 0:40:47I think it's coming from without and not within.

0:40:47 > 0:40:48ANITA LAUGHS

0:40:48 > 0:40:52They're heading for auction in Cleveleys, but their next stop

0:40:52 > 0:40:54is just on the outskirts of Lancaster.

0:40:54 > 0:40:58- Phil, what about that, is that not your type of thing?- That's a lot of old bull that, isn't it?

0:41:02 > 0:41:05Look at the size of this place, over 40,000 square feet

0:41:05 > 0:41:10and at least 80 dealers all presided over by a father and son.

0:41:10 > 0:41:12Just where do you start?

0:41:15 > 0:41:19The scale of the shop is just astonishing.

0:41:19 > 0:41:21I don't know what to buy.

0:41:21 > 0:41:24With £264.36 in his pocket,

0:41:24 > 0:41:28Phil appears to have sniffed out something familiar.

0:41:28 > 0:41:31This is a Canton vase, Chinese.

0:41:31 > 0:41:34It's made around about 1880, 1890 and it's made for our market.

0:41:34 > 0:41:39It originally would have been one of a pair. This is a nice vase.

0:41:39 > 0:41:42It's just a pity it's got a chip there and it's a very recent chip, I would think.

0:41:42 > 0:41:45- Alan, how are you? - I'm all right, Phil.

0:41:45 > 0:41:48- Have you seen that dink just there? - I hadn't, to tell you the truth.

0:41:48 > 0:41:50Pity that, isn't it?

0:41:50 > 0:41:51Because that's only just come in.

0:41:51 > 0:41:53They're a nice piece, nice decorating piece.

0:41:53 > 0:41:57- They add colour to a house, don't they?- You've got £90 on it.

0:41:57 > 0:41:59Yeah, it could be better than that,

0:41:59 > 0:42:03especially when you've shown that there is a slight flaw in it.

0:42:03 > 0:42:05How about on that one, 60?

0:42:05 > 0:42:09Can I get it under the £50 mark, can we do that?

0:42:09 > 0:42:12You're pushing me on that, Phil. Can we not call it 50?

0:42:14 > 0:42:16- OK, I'll have that off you for £50.- OK.

0:42:16 > 0:42:18I think you're being fair with me.

0:42:18 > 0:42:2020...

0:42:21 > 0:42:24Anita seems to have taken a methodical approach

0:42:24 > 0:42:28on how to spend her remaining £362.10

0:42:28 > 0:42:30There's a game of Glidoball

0:42:30 > 0:42:32and I don't really know what Glidoball is

0:42:32 > 0:42:37but it looks interesting.

0:42:38 > 0:42:41I don't know this game but...

0:42:41 > 0:42:45what we've got is hooks...

0:42:45 > 0:42:51I think Glidoball may have been a doomed attempt to supplant croquet from the '20s.

0:42:51 > 0:42:57- You have to get the balls onto this circular thing here.- That's right.

0:42:57 > 0:43:02- Ten shillings. Do you think I'd get it for 50p?- Probably not, no.

0:43:02 > 0:43:07Cheeky, Anita! the actual price is £45.50.

0:43:07 > 0:43:12I wondered what sort of price I could get that for?

0:43:12 > 0:43:15Yeah, I'm sure I could speak to him and see what the best price is.

0:43:15 > 0:43:17- Ask him if he'll take 20 quid for it.- Right, OK.

0:43:17 > 0:43:22Yeah, but in a place of this size, that could take some time.

0:43:25 > 0:43:28Oh, he's gone to see his dad.

0:43:28 > 0:43:30She saw the ten shillings and wanted to buy it at that.

0:43:30 > 0:43:34If she has a ten shilling note, she can have it, on her.

0:43:36 > 0:43:39If she has one, if not she'd have to pay £30.

0:43:39 > 0:43:40How are we doing, Jimmy?

0:43:40 > 0:43:43- OK, they're hard work, some of these dealers.- Are they hard work?

0:43:43 > 0:43:48They are. I've spoken to him and he said that his best would be £30.

0:43:48 > 0:43:50Now, if that's not good enough,

0:43:50 > 0:43:54then I'm willing to get my hand smacked for another fiver.

0:43:54 > 0:43:58- 25 would be the best. - Smack your hand there. It's a deal.

0:43:58 > 0:44:02Now, she's grabbed Alan about something else.

0:44:02 > 0:44:04I rather like this chair.

0:44:04 > 0:44:07- I'm not surprised, it's come out of Scotland.- Has it, really??

0:44:07 > 0:44:11- This is our only Scottish dealer, this one.- Isn't that interesting?

0:44:11 > 0:44:15I like this one, it does have an Arts & Crafts, Art Nouveau look about it.

0:44:15 > 0:44:19- It has been reupholstered. - Definitely.

0:44:19 > 0:44:22I like the fact that it's an elbow chair.

0:44:22 > 0:44:26- I think that gives it an extra dimension?- I think it's nice.

0:44:26 > 0:44:27- You like it?- Mm, I do.

0:44:27 > 0:44:31Priced up at 35 which is not dear. I know that's not dear.

0:44:31 > 0:44:36I would like to be buying it somewhere in the region,

0:44:36 > 0:44:38below about 20.

0:44:38 > 0:44:43- I think, 25, we could do.- 25.

0:44:43 > 0:44:46And I think even at 25 there's profit in it.

0:44:46 > 0:44:51Is it possible to go to 20 on it? At 20 I could make a little on it.

0:44:51 > 0:44:55- Go on, we'll do that.- Oh, you're a darling, thank you so much.

0:44:55 > 0:44:59With Anita sitting pretty, where's Phil got to?

0:44:59 > 0:45:04- Have you got any spectacles? - Jimmy, have we got some old...?

0:45:04 > 0:45:07You mean, you don't know! every cabinet that's here.

0:45:07 > 0:45:10- We've only 500,000 items. - I know, I know.

0:45:10 > 0:45:13- Are there any in that one? - I bought an eyesight chart

0:45:13 > 0:45:16and it'd be quite fun to put some spectacles with it.

0:45:16 > 0:45:19Point me in the right direction.

0:45:19 > 0:45:22- We going to have a look.- Right.

0:45:22 > 0:45:25Do you know which direction were heading into?

0:45:25 > 0:45:29This is like looking for a pair of spectacles in an antique warehouse.

0:45:29 > 0:45:30It is, yeah.

0:45:30 > 0:45:33# I can see for miles and miles

0:45:33 > 0:45:35# I can see for miles and miles... #

0:45:35 > 0:45:37Are these me, Alan?

0:45:37 > 0:45:40These are the old Eric Morecambe ones, aren't they?

0:45:40 > 0:45:42What about the John Lennon look?

0:45:42 > 0:45:45What's that's snooker player, Dennis Taylor?

0:45:45 > 0:45:47I'm not really sure they're me, actually.

0:45:47 > 0:45:51- Right, I'm going to have a look around, Alan. You keep on the case.- Yeah.

0:45:51 > 0:45:53The search goes on.

0:45:53 > 0:45:57I think Phil craves something a little more sophisticated.

0:45:57 > 0:45:59Pince-nez.

0:46:01 > 0:46:03How does that look?

0:46:03 > 0:46:05Now, those are very much more you, sir.

0:46:05 > 0:46:07How much are they?

0:46:07 > 0:46:11They are all of £10 on the ticket, including the case.

0:46:11 > 0:46:13What's the best you can do those for?

0:46:13 > 0:46:17Well, if you're not going to haggle with me, I'll do them at five.

0:46:17 > 0:46:20- No, I'm going to have those off you. - Are you?- Yeah.

0:46:20 > 0:46:23- There you are.- Right.- That's very kind.- There you go.

0:46:23 > 0:46:27- And a bit of change would be lovely. - And a bit of change as well. You're a hard man.

0:46:28 > 0:46:31Thanks very much indeed.

0:46:31 > 0:46:34So a fiver for the specs and £50 for the Canton vase.

0:46:34 > 0:46:39With more items bagged, it's time to hit the road again.

0:46:39 > 0:46:42And, motor South from Lancaster to Lytham St Anne's,

0:46:42 > 0:46:45where it's damp.

0:46:45 > 0:46:49This is Lytham, where they like a round of golf.

0:46:49 > 0:46:53Also notable because the great Les Dawson once lived around here.

0:46:53 > 0:46:56There you are, all the best.

0:46:56 > 0:46:58- Oh, thank you very much.- Ah, sweet.

0:46:59 > 0:47:03- Hello. Hi, I'm Anita.- Hi, Anita. - Lovely to see you.

0:47:03 > 0:47:07John's shop has quite a few quality antiques

0:47:07 > 0:47:11but I think Anita has her eye on something of more recent vintage.

0:47:11 > 0:47:14It's a good 20th century design.

0:47:14 > 0:47:16I like the fact that it's quite useful.

0:47:16 > 0:47:17I would use it as a bedside cabinet.

0:47:17 > 0:47:201960s, 1970s.

0:47:20 > 0:47:23I don't know the designer, I think the dealer might know.

0:47:23 > 0:47:26It would be interesting to know. I do like that.

0:47:26 > 0:47:29Actually, I think it might be a Componibili storage unit

0:47:29 > 0:47:33designed by Anna Ferrieri in 1969.

0:47:33 > 0:47:35Very nice, but a bit of a risk.

0:47:35 > 0:47:39Something more classical for Cleveleys perhaps?

0:47:39 > 0:47:43It's a little pepperette and you'd use it for powder

0:47:43 > 0:47:48after you had written a letter with your fountain pen, or whatever.

0:47:48 > 0:47:52You would have powder in that so that it would absorb the ink.

0:47:52 > 0:47:55It is hallmarked silver.

0:47:55 > 0:47:57Made in Birmingham.

0:47:57 > 0:48:00Probably in the late 19th century.

0:48:01 > 0:48:06But it's not just as crisp as I would like to have it.

0:48:06 > 0:48:10The ticket price is £80, though.

0:48:10 > 0:48:11Should that be taken with a pinch of salt(?)

0:48:11 > 0:48:13What's the best on that?

0:48:16 > 0:48:18I could do 40 on that.

0:48:18 > 0:48:20Mm, half price then.

0:48:20 > 0:48:22Could you take another tenner off of that?

0:48:22 > 0:48:27There's a little profit in that for me and I think there'd be quite a decent one for you.

0:48:28 > 0:48:3035...

0:48:30 > 0:48:33- I'm going for the silver. - A quality piece.

0:48:33 > 0:48:35Thank you very much. That's sweet.

0:48:35 > 0:48:37It wee and charming.

0:48:37 > 0:48:40A bit like me...sometimes.

0:48:40 > 0:48:44£35, not to be sneezed at.

0:48:44 > 0:48:47It's time to see what you've both bought.

0:48:47 > 0:48:50Anita began with £395.10

0:48:50 > 0:48:53and has just spent £113 on

0:48:53 > 0:48:55a 19th century pepperette,

0:48:55 > 0:48:57a Wade Disney Lady and the Tramp,

0:48:57 > 0:49:00a 19th century Canton Famille Rose plate,

0:49:00 > 0:49:05an Art Nouveau chair and a 1930s Glidoball game.

0:49:05 > 0:49:07- Do you think I'd get it for 50p? - Probably not.

0:49:07 > 0:49:12Phil started out with £439.36

0:49:12 > 0:49:14and has splashed out £230

0:49:14 > 0:49:18on an Owen Bowen oil on canvas

0:49:18 > 0:49:20paired with a Donald Wood landscape,

0:49:20 > 0:49:23an eye testing chart and a pair of pince nez,

0:49:23 > 0:49:25a 19th century Canton vase,

0:49:25 > 0:49:29a 1950s whisky advertising model of two dogs,

0:49:29 > 0:49:33a driving whip together with a leather horse harness

0:49:33 > 0:49:36and a framed photograph of Phillip Serrell with travellers.

0:49:36 > 0:49:38Are these me, Alan?

0:49:38 > 0:49:42But what do our pair think of each other's shopping?

0:49:42 > 0:49:47If they give her things away, she can only lose £113 or whatever it is

0:49:47 > 0:49:52whereas I spent double that, I piled my money in to that Chinese vase

0:49:52 > 0:49:55and those paintings, and how will they do?

0:49:55 > 0:49:56It's in the lap of the Gods.

0:49:56 > 0:49:59I really, really love that picture!

0:49:59 > 0:50:01I would've paid double that amount!

0:50:01 > 0:50:03I think he's going to do well on that.

0:50:03 > 0:50:07After starting out in Kirkby Lonsdale, this part of our trip

0:50:07 > 0:50:12will conclude at an auction just outside Blackpool, in Cleveleys.

0:50:12 > 0:50:14# Da-da-da-da...#

0:50:14 > 0:50:16# To be beside the seaside

0:50:16 > 0:50:20# Beside the seaside Beside the sea! #

0:50:20 > 0:50:22You're looking a wee bit anxious there.

0:50:22 > 0:50:25"Wee bit" undersells it a bit.

0:50:25 > 0:50:28Come on, we'll have a good time.

0:50:28 > 0:50:32This is Smythes. It can be a bit of a squeeze.

0:50:32 > 0:50:35- The tension's unbearable.- I know.

0:50:35 > 0:50:38First up, Phil's gamble.

0:50:38 > 0:50:41The Yorkshire landscape and the little picture that sealed the deal.

0:50:41 > 0:50:43- This is yours!- Is it?

0:50:44 > 0:50:47What can I say to start it? Not worth 100?

0:50:47 > 0:50:50£50 for it? £50 bid.

0:50:50 > 0:50:52Five. At 55 bid. 60 can I say?.

0:50:52 > 0:50:56At £60 bid. 70 can I make it?

0:50:56 > 0:50:5970. 80. £80 bid.

0:50:59 > 0:51:01Now make it 90. 90.

0:51:01 > 0:51:06Are you all done at 90, for the last time at 90? All done at 90.

0:51:06 > 0:51:09That painting's worth more than it's just been sold for

0:51:09 > 0:51:11but at the end of the day...

0:51:11 > 0:51:12I'm going to cry!

0:51:12 > 0:51:16An even bigger loss after commission but it could've been much worse.

0:51:16 > 0:51:18My stuff coming up next,

0:51:18 > 0:51:22and I might be laughing on the other side of my face now!

0:51:22 > 0:51:26Cry "profit"! And let loose the dogs of Whimsy!

0:51:26 > 0:51:28Can I hear £20? Not worth £20?

0:51:28 > 0:51:30Well, I've ten bid.

0:51:30 > 0:51:33I've ten bid. At 12? 12.

0:51:33 > 0:51:3714. At 14 bid. At 14.

0:51:37 > 0:51:39For the last time at 14.

0:51:39 > 0:51:40That's on commission at 14.

0:51:40 > 0:51:42I think you've done very, very well.

0:51:42 > 0:51:43I think I've got away with that.

0:51:43 > 0:51:48Anita's not started any better, despite that appealing look.

0:51:48 > 0:51:50The porter's got your eye-testing chart.

0:51:50 > 0:51:53It must be next. It must be next.

0:51:53 > 0:51:56Well-spotted. 20/20, I'd say.

0:51:56 > 0:51:59There you are. Your own eye-testing kit.

0:51:59 > 0:52:01What can I say for that? Can I say ten?

0:52:01 > 0:52:03Five? At five pounds?

0:52:03 > 0:52:06I think I'm heading for a full house of losses here.

0:52:06 > 0:52:08Six pounds. At six pounds.

0:52:08 > 0:52:10We're climbing. We're climbing.

0:52:10 > 0:52:13All done? Sure?

0:52:13 > 0:52:15You lucky man.

0:52:15 > 0:52:19I hope they're not having fun at my expense here.

0:52:19 > 0:52:23It looks like no-one could see its worth, Phil.

0:52:23 > 0:52:27I'm beginning to wish I'd bought a Goblin teasmade or, you know...

0:52:27 > 0:52:30- A strimmer?- Yeah.

0:52:30 > 0:52:33Now this is quality. Apart from the chip, that is.

0:52:33 > 0:52:37Can I say £100 for it? Well, give me a bid for it? Can I have 30?

0:52:37 > 0:52:4040. At 40? 50? 60?

0:52:40 > 0:52:4270? 80?

0:52:42 > 0:52:45At £80? It's still cheap. 90. £90 bid.

0:52:45 > 0:52:49At 90. Another bidder. 100.

0:52:49 > 0:52:51There you are, darling.

0:52:51 > 0:52:53115. 120. 125.

0:52:53 > 0:52:55130.

0:52:55 > 0:52:56135.

0:52:56 > 0:52:58140.

0:52:58 > 0:53:01145. 150.

0:53:01 > 0:53:04155. 160.

0:53:04 > 0:53:07165. You're out?

0:53:07 > 0:53:09- At 165 then, only bid. All done? - Could've swum the Channel with it.

0:53:11 > 0:53:12I'm really happy with that.

0:53:12 > 0:53:16You're up, Philip. You haven't made any losses now. That's excellent.

0:53:16 > 0:53:19That sort of makes up for the paintings.

0:53:19 > 0:53:22Actually it's a bit of a result to have sold that

0:53:22 > 0:53:24- in the middle of the Hoovers and the vacuums!- Well done, Philip!

0:53:24 > 0:53:28Now, Cleveleys does like Canton,

0:53:28 > 0:53:30and Anita bought it cheap. Fingers crossed.

0:53:30 > 0:53:33May I say £50 to start it?

0:53:33 > 0:53:36Not worth 50? 40.

0:53:36 > 0:53:38I've 40 on the book. At 40. 42.

0:53:38 > 0:53:4144. 46.

0:53:41 > 0:53:4348. At 48 bid.

0:53:43 > 0:53:4450.

0:53:44 > 0:53:48Are we all done at £50? For the last time at 50?

0:53:48 > 0:53:49Yes!

0:53:49 > 0:53:51That's a real good profit, that is.

0:53:51 > 0:53:54If only they had bought more Canton.

0:53:54 > 0:53:58- Maybe we're getting into the swing of it, Philip.- Do you think so?

0:53:58 > 0:54:03Anita's chair, questionable reupholstery, but nice and dry.

0:54:03 > 0:54:0650 for it? Not worth 50?

0:54:06 > 0:54:09Well, I've £20 bid for it.

0:54:09 > 0:54:11May I say 22? 22 bid.

0:54:11 > 0:54:14At 22 bid. 24 bid. At 24.

0:54:14 > 0:54:1826 can I say? At 24, it is then. Have you all done at 24 now?

0:54:18 > 0:54:21All done.

0:54:21 > 0:54:22That's made a pound.

0:54:22 > 0:54:24Or has it not lost a pound?

0:54:24 > 0:54:28Anything that doesn't lose today is a little triumph.

0:54:28 > 0:54:32You haven't got your mother bidding, have you? Are you sure?

0:54:32 > 0:54:36Phil's wee doggies, definitely '50s they now think.

0:54:36 > 0:54:39Quite unusual item, a collector's item. What can I say for it?

0:54:39 > 0:54:42Well, I've ten bid. Ten. Ten.

0:54:42 > 0:54:46Can I hear 14? 16. £16 bid here.

0:54:46 > 0:54:50At £18 only bid. £20 can I make it?

0:54:50 > 0:54:53All done at 18. All finished?

0:54:53 > 0:54:56- 18, could've been worse.- Yeah.

0:54:56 > 0:54:59You know, I think they look a bit disappointed.

0:54:59 > 0:55:02Him too. Related?

0:55:02 > 0:55:05Now, will Anita's silver pep things up?

0:55:05 > 0:55:08Can I have 20 bid? At 20. Thank you, madam.

0:55:08 > 0:55:1222 bid. 24. 26.

0:55:12 > 0:55:1428. 30.

0:55:14 > 0:55:1632.

0:55:16 > 0:55:19- 32 at the back.- I think you've had a result with that.

0:55:19 > 0:55:2334. It's a cheap lot is this.

0:55:23 > 0:55:2534. For the last time at 34.

0:55:27 > 0:55:31- I think you had a result there, madam.- I think so as well.

0:55:31 > 0:55:35That is a blow, but then it's not Canton.

0:55:35 > 0:55:38The lady on my left keeps laughing. I don't know what's the matter.

0:55:38 > 0:55:41- She's enjoying herself.- Is she?

0:55:41 > 0:55:45OK, sports time. Anyone for Glidoball?

0:55:45 > 0:55:48Quite an unusual lot, that, so what can I say to start?

0:55:48 > 0:55:54It is original, it's in its original box, a high-tech game in its time.

0:55:56 > 0:55:57Can I say 30 for it?

0:55:57 > 0:56:01- Somebody's gone to a lot of trouble buying this.- Yes!

0:56:01 > 0:56:03I've £10 bid. £10 bid.

0:56:03 > 0:56:05Now, can I hear £12 for it?

0:56:05 > 0:56:0612? Thank you, sir.

0:56:06 > 0:56:1014. 16. 18.

0:56:10 > 0:56:1120.

0:56:11 > 0:56:1722. At 22. We've got two gentleman in the audience here.

0:56:17 > 0:56:22At 22. Will I hear 24 anyway? The highlight of the sale, this.

0:56:22 > 0:56:24- Well done, sir. 26.- (Yes!)

0:56:24 > 0:56:28Prayers have been answered. 26.

0:56:28 > 0:56:2928.

0:56:29 > 0:56:3130? Go on!

0:56:31 > 0:56:3330. At 30 it is.

0:56:33 > 0:56:36For the last time at 30. All done.

0:56:37 > 0:56:39Yes!

0:56:39 > 0:56:41Jolly good. You've made Anita's day.

0:56:41 > 0:56:44- Lord help us. Honestly.- Yes!

0:56:44 > 0:56:47If only the game itself was that much fun.

0:56:47 > 0:56:50I'm all that excited, I've made about two quid.

0:56:52 > 0:56:55Phil's last attempt to woo Cleveleys.

0:56:55 > 0:56:58The photo of Philip Serrell will swing this one.

0:56:58 > 0:57:00I don't think so!

0:57:00 > 0:57:03He's a pin-up!

0:57:03 > 0:57:06What can I say for the lot? £30?

0:57:06 > 0:57:08Not worth 30. £20?

0:57:08 > 0:57:10Can't go much less than that.

0:57:10 > 0:57:13- Oh, you can, trust me. - The photo alone's worth that!

0:57:13 > 0:57:16Well, it's a start. £10, the only bid. At £10, only bid.

0:57:16 > 0:57:1912. 14.

0:57:19 > 0:57:2116. 18. 20.

0:57:21 > 0:57:2522. 24. 26.

0:57:25 > 0:57:2728. 30.

0:57:27 > 0:57:3130 it is. Once in a lifetime chance, this.

0:57:31 > 0:57:3332. 34.

0:57:33 > 0:57:3636. 38. 40.

0:57:36 > 0:57:3942. 44. 46.

0:57:39 > 0:57:41At 46, only bid.

0:57:41 > 0:57:44I think it's your handsome face.

0:57:44 > 0:57:46Last time at 46? All done?

0:57:46 > 0:57:49So that means I've made a profit today, does it?

0:57:49 > 0:57:50I think so, Philip.

0:57:50 > 0:57:53Yes, and the leaderboard remains unchanged

0:57:53 > 0:57:56on a lean day by the seaside.

0:57:56 > 0:58:03Anita began with £395.10, and after auction costs, she made £11.64,

0:58:03 > 0:58:07giving her £406.74 to spend next time.

0:58:07 > 0:58:13Philip started out with £439.36 and after auction costs,

0:58:13 > 0:58:20he picked up £36.50, so now he has £475.86 for their next leg.

0:58:20 > 0:58:24Numbers have confused me today but I think I've gone a bit further ahead.

0:58:24 > 0:58:28- I think you have but don't worry, the party isn't over yet.- Ha ha!

0:58:30 > 0:58:32Forward, Macduff!