0:00:02 > 0:00:04'It's the nation's favourite antiques experts
0:00:04 > 0:00:09'with £200 each, a classic car and a goal to scour Britain for antiques.'
0:00:09 > 0:00:11That hurts.
0:00:13 > 0:00:18'The aim -to make the biggest profit at auction, but it's no mean feat.
0:00:18 > 0:00:21'There'll be worthy winners and valiant losers.'
0:00:21 > 0:00:23I look like the mad hatter!
0:00:23 > 0:00:27'So, will it be the high road to glory or the slow road to disaster?'
0:00:27 > 0:00:30I'm only in this to be Anita Manning's chauffeur!
0:00:30 > 0:00:32'This is the Antiques Road Trip.
0:00:33 > 0:00:35'Yeah!
0:00:40 > 0:00:43'On this week's road trip, we're on country roads
0:00:43 > 0:00:46'in a lovely 1965 Sunbeam Alpine
0:00:46 > 0:00:49'with two auctioneers, Philip Serrell and Anita Manning.'
0:00:49 > 0:00:53ANITA: I keep forgetting that you're a country boy.
0:00:53 > 0:00:57Because I always thought that you were a sophisticated city type.
0:00:57 > 0:00:59There's nothing sophisticated about me.
0:00:59 > 0:01:02# Me and the farmer Like brother, like sister
0:01:02 > 0:01:04# Getting on like hand and blister
0:01:04 > 0:01:08# Me a-a-and the farmer... #
0:01:08 > 0:01:14'Philip from Worcester has a bluff exterior which conceals, well...
0:01:14 > 0:01:17'a bluff interior. He does have his uses, though.'
0:01:17 > 0:01:19- Look at the little sheepy weepy.- Ah!
0:01:19 > 0:01:25- Young sheep have different names in different parts of the world. - There's one there called 17.
0:01:25 > 0:01:30'Anita from Glasgow is a thoroughly metropolitan sort but she loves the countryside, too.'
0:01:30 > 0:01:33- Look at that big... I thought that was a big boulder!- No!
0:01:33 > 0:01:36That is a silage bail, Anita.
0:01:36 > 0:01:40'So far, Anita's bought several shiny sophisticated pieces
0:01:40 > 0:01:44'as well as a thoroughly rustic coffin carrier.'
0:01:44 > 0:01:46Could it be a moment of madness?
0:01:46 > 0:01:48'She began with £200
0:01:48 > 0:01:52'and has £265.60p to spend today.
0:01:53 > 0:01:56'Phil's put his faith in a big lump of cast iron,
0:01:56 > 0:01:59'but also bought several more traditional items
0:01:59 > 0:02:02'and developed a surprising interest in sewing.'
0:02:02 > 0:02:04I think that's a really lovely thing.
0:02:04 > 0:02:06'He also began with £200,
0:02:06 > 0:02:10'and has the lead with £344.70p at his disposal.
0:02:10 > 0:02:13'He's still not exactly happy, though.'
0:02:13 > 0:02:18I've gone and bought really predictable, old-fashioned antiques.
0:02:18 > 0:02:21I haven't done me daft trick yet. ANITA LAUGHS
0:02:21 > 0:02:26'This week's road trip starts out at Ford in Northumberland
0:02:26 > 0:02:28'and ventures into Scotland,
0:02:28 > 0:02:33'before winding its way southwards, concluding at Harrogate, Yorkshire.
0:02:33 > 0:02:37'Our latest instalment begins in the Dales at Middleham,
0:02:37 > 0:02:39'and heads for the Lake District,
0:02:39 > 0:02:42'before an auction at Penrith in Cumbria.
0:02:44 > 0:02:46'They call Middleham the New Market of the north.
0:02:46 > 0:02:50'Horse racing is by far the biggest employer in the town.
0:02:50 > 0:02:52'Several major trainers are based here.
0:02:52 > 0:02:56'The first arrived back in 1765.'
0:02:56 > 0:02:59- Shall we park in there? - Why not? That's a good place.
0:02:59 > 0:03:02- I think that's a wide enough gap. - Watch it!
0:03:02 > 0:03:04Oh!
0:03:05 > 0:03:09- What's your plan?- I'm going to go round with a brush and a shovel.
0:03:09 > 0:03:14I'm going to get bags of horse muck for roses. Take it to the auction. It'll sell.
0:03:14 > 0:03:18'Some might say that's not unlike what you usually do, Phil.
0:03:18 > 0:03:21'I'm sure Middleham can offer more, much more.
0:03:23 > 0:03:26'Hm. As I thought, a very nice shop.
0:03:26 > 0:03:29'Angela keeps it packed to the gunwales, too.
0:03:29 > 0:03:31'Nothing obviously Serrell-esque, though.'
0:03:31 > 0:03:36Isn't that just a little child's table-top sewing machine?
0:03:36 > 0:03:39I think that's really sweet.
0:03:39 > 0:03:41'Ah. Of course. Sewing!'
0:03:41 > 0:03:46- What's your ticket price on that? - It would have to be 75.- I like that.
0:03:46 > 0:03:48'And what's that?'
0:03:48 > 0:03:51- This is a cartridge filler.- Yeah. - 'Ah. OK.'
0:03:51 > 0:03:54- That clamps onto a table, doesn't it?- Yes.
0:03:54 > 0:03:57And you put your cartridge in there.
0:03:57 > 0:04:00- This is for a 12-gauge or 12-bore, cos it's got a 12 on it.- Yes.
0:04:00 > 0:04:03- How much is that one? - I said 35.
0:04:03 > 0:04:06- That's 35 ticket price and how much is this one?- 25.
0:04:06 > 0:04:11'Some devices for filling shotgun cartridges and a Victorian sewing machine.'
0:04:11 > 0:04:14- I've given you top prices. - Top prices?- Yes.
0:04:14 > 0:04:17'I think the expression is brass tacks.'
0:04:17 > 0:04:20There is room for movement, but I won't move that much.
0:04:20 > 0:04:24I've got to try and buy those two for 25, 30 quid.
0:04:24 > 0:04:27Oh, no, no. No way on this earth. No, no.
0:04:27 > 0:04:30- I want at least 45 for them. - What about the sewing machine?
0:04:30 > 0:04:33- I'd do it for 40.- 35 quid on that.
0:04:33 > 0:04:36- 38 and you've got it. - Can you go any better than 38?- 37.
0:04:36 > 0:04:38What's the very best on those two?
0:04:38 > 0:04:42- It has to be 40. - Those have got to be 40.- Yeah.
0:04:42 > 0:04:47Look, I'll do 35... 35, that's 75. For the lot.
0:04:47 > 0:04:49'Er, are we following this?'
0:04:49 > 0:04:52- You'd do 35 on that, 40 on them? - Yeah.
0:04:52 > 0:04:55I'm going to buy one of them. How much for just that one?
0:04:55 > 0:04:58'What's he up to?'
0:04:58 > 0:05:00- 18...- 22.- Yeah.
0:05:00 > 0:05:02- I'm going to have that.- Right.
0:05:02 > 0:05:05- OK? For sure, cos I like that.- Yeah.
0:05:05 > 0:05:08- So this is 22, that's 37.- Yeah.
0:05:08 > 0:05:10Add the two together is...59.
0:05:10 > 0:05:13'I'm feeling as bamboozled as Angela.'
0:05:13 > 0:05:16- Would 55 the two be any good?- No. - OK.
0:05:16 > 0:05:19Tell me what's the best you can do. I'll have them both.
0:05:19 > 0:05:23- Two off.- 57 quid.- Yeah. - OK, I'll have them both, please.
0:05:23 > 0:05:28'Phew! Sewing machine and cartridge filler for 57. I think.'
0:05:28 > 0:05:30You haven't got any headache tablets?
0:05:30 > 0:05:33- I might have paracetamol. - Bring the bottle!
0:05:33 > 0:05:37'I think we could all do with some after that, Philip.
0:05:37 > 0:05:39'Now, where's Anita?'
0:05:39 > 0:05:43- Hello. I'm Anita. - Hello, Anita.- Can I have a wee look around?- Oh, please do.
0:05:43 > 0:05:47'Richard's shop is a great mix of antiques and collectibles,
0:05:47 > 0:05:50'plenty of nods to the equine, too,
0:05:50 > 0:05:52'which, in this town is hardly surprising.'
0:05:52 > 0:05:57This is the winner of the Lincoln in 1937.
0:05:57 > 0:06:00This is the horse, Marmaduke Jinks.
0:06:00 > 0:06:03- Marmaduke Jinks! - What a great name!- It is.
0:06:04 > 0:06:08'Marmaduke Jinks achieved immortality
0:06:08 > 0:06:12'when its name was used, along with other past winners of the Lincoln,
0:06:12 > 0:06:16'in the classic 1930s Totopoly board game.
0:06:16 > 0:06:18'No mention of price yet,
0:06:18 > 0:06:21'but I'm not convinced Anita wants to buy Mr Jinks.
0:06:21 > 0:06:23'Keep looking, Richard.'
0:06:23 > 0:06:27- I know these things aren't old but they're big showy pieces.- They are.
0:06:27 > 0:06:30- Possibly Indian.- Uh-huh.
0:06:30 > 0:06:34- Turquoise is nice.- Turquoise is very popular, isn't it?- Uh-huh.
0:06:34 > 0:06:37'The ticket price on those is £35 each.'
0:06:37 > 0:06:39If I was buying the two of them,
0:06:39 > 0:06:42what sort of price could you do them for?
0:06:42 > 0:06:45I can let you have both of those for £2.
0:06:46 > 0:06:50- I can't go wrong on that... - 'Blimey! £2!'
0:06:50 > 0:06:54Good. OK. That's a deal. Thank you very, very much.
0:06:54 > 0:06:57'A deal? I should think so, Anita. It's a gift!
0:06:57 > 0:06:59'You've got a real friend there.
0:06:59 > 0:07:02'Just round the corner, Phil's on the prowl.
0:07:02 > 0:07:05'Is it me, or has the wily old fox got a sniff of something?
0:07:05 > 0:07:07'And I don't mean manure!'
0:07:07 > 0:07:10I've been to Middleham many times before.
0:07:10 > 0:07:14I know that behind these houses there are racing stables.
0:07:14 > 0:07:16I'm going to see if I can knock on the door
0:07:16 > 0:07:19and buy something a bit horsey.
0:07:19 > 0:07:22'The Glasgow House yard is one of the oldest in Middleham,
0:07:22 > 0:07:24'dating back to 1800.
0:07:24 > 0:07:28'It currently belongs to the Fairhursts, Chris and Judy.'
0:07:28 > 0:07:31KNOCKS ON DOOR
0:07:34 > 0:07:36- Hi. I'm Philip. How are you? - Hi.
0:07:36 > 0:07:40- You train racehorses.- We do. - I want to buy something.
0:07:40 > 0:07:43I don't know what, yet. Have you got any old blankets, rugs?
0:07:43 > 0:07:46They might be past their sell-by date.
0:07:46 > 0:07:48You got any old silks?
0:07:48 > 0:07:51- Y-yeah. We might have some old silks.- Really?
0:07:51 > 0:07:57You can have a look in the saddle room, see if there's anything that you might be able to sell.
0:07:57 > 0:08:01- That's what I should be asking for, a tip.- We're racing today!
0:08:01 > 0:08:04- Where?- Newcastle. - And it's called?- Tigerino.
0:08:04 > 0:08:07'Well, he's certainly got his hoof in the door.
0:08:07 > 0:08:10'Tips and goodness knows what else!'
0:08:10 > 0:08:16These are old. Father would have had these before us! Chris's father.
0:08:16 > 0:08:18This is obviously a newer one.
0:08:18 > 0:08:23- Has that got your...? - Yeah.- Ho! Look at that!
0:08:23 > 0:08:26That's a starting point. How much would a saddle cost?
0:08:26 > 0:08:29- Don't worry. I don't want to buy one! £1,000?- They vary.
0:08:29 > 0:08:32Those, we can't give them away.
0:08:32 > 0:08:35You probably could give one away! LAUGHS
0:08:35 > 0:08:39- We'll throw it in with the rug, yeah!- No, I'm up for that.
0:08:39 > 0:08:42- Why can't you give them away? - The trees have probably gone.
0:08:42 > 0:08:46- The tree being the spine of the saddle?- Exactly.
0:08:46 > 0:08:49- That's lovely leather. - It is good leather.
0:08:49 > 0:08:52- You can't give that away?- We wouldn't be able to give that away.
0:08:52 > 0:08:56- I'd give you 20 quid for the two, that's me best shot. Go on.- 30.
0:08:56 > 0:09:00Get out of here! You've got a saddle you can't give away.
0:09:00 > 0:09:05- That we have to replace. - I do like negotiating on something you can't give away.
0:09:05 > 0:09:08So, is that worth five or ten quid?
0:09:08 > 0:09:11If you can't GIVE them away.
0:09:11 > 0:09:15- Ten.- You've got a deal. You're an angel. Thank you very much, my love.
0:09:15 > 0:09:20If this makes a profit, you'll have half the Yorkshire Dales trying to buy them off you.
0:09:20 > 0:09:22- Thank you very much indeed. - You're welcome.
0:09:22 > 0:09:25What was that called? Tigeroni?
0:09:25 > 0:09:28- Tigerino!- Tigerino at Newcastle tonight. Write that down.
0:09:28 > 0:09:32- 'Not bad, eh? A tip, too.' - Hope I've got a winner.
0:09:32 > 0:09:38'That worthless old saddle might just have become an important part in Serrell's country collection.
0:09:38 > 0:09:42'Now, what's Anita horsing around with?'
0:09:42 > 0:09:44Feature win! Yes!
0:09:46 > 0:09:48What have I got? £300?
0:09:48 > 0:09:51- You're a gambler! You've lost! - I've lost.
0:09:51 > 0:09:55- Oh, no! Is this an omen? - RICHARD LAUGHS
0:09:55 > 0:09:57- What age is this? - It's not very old, actually.
0:09:57 > 0:09:59Probably '70s, '80s.
0:09:59 > 0:10:04'But it's in full working order. A ticket price of £100, though.
0:10:04 > 0:10:07'Nudge? Hold? Nudge? What?'
0:10:07 > 0:10:11I want to buy it, but I can only buy it if it's really, really,
0:10:11 > 0:10:14really, really, really, really cheap.
0:10:14 > 0:10:16BOTH LAUGH
0:10:16 > 0:10:19Would you miss it if it went?
0:10:19 > 0:10:21I'll let you have it for £10.
0:10:21 > 0:10:25- You can't turn it down for that. - Ah! Give me a kiss!
0:10:25 > 0:10:27'Jackpot! I think.'
0:10:27 > 0:10:29That's the best deal in the world!
0:10:29 > 0:10:32'90% off this time!
0:10:32 > 0:10:37'Ha! Richard seems to have an everything-must-go policy for Anita.
0:10:37 > 0:10:42'He's happy enough, though, and she's not one to look a gift horse in the mouth.
0:10:42 > 0:10:45'Now she's after his Jaguar mascot.'
0:10:45 > 0:10:48- I think this one's had a bit of weathering.- Uh-huh.
0:10:48 > 0:10:51- It's got a bit of pitting on it. - Yes.
0:10:51 > 0:10:54Taking into consideration the condition,
0:10:54 > 0:10:58erm...is there... Would you be able to do a deal on that?
0:10:58 > 0:11:02I'll have a look for you, Anita. See what we can do.
0:11:02 > 0:11:07'The asking price is £65, but what's the betting that'll come down, eh?'
0:11:07 > 0:11:10Anita, I think I can do that for £20 for you.
0:11:10 > 0:11:13- Oh. Can I kiss you again? - RICHARD LAUGHS
0:11:14 > 0:11:17'Well, it was hardly a spending spree,
0:11:17 > 0:11:21'but three lots with a combined ticket price of 235,
0:11:21 > 0:11:23'bagged for just £32.
0:11:23 > 0:11:24'Unbelievable!
0:11:26 > 0:11:30'Phil, meanwhile, has made his way to another corner of Wensleydale,
0:11:30 > 0:11:34'travelling a few short miles from Middleham to Masham.
0:11:34 > 0:11:39'Like its neighbour, this ancient town is famous for livestock.
0:11:39 > 0:11:42'Though here, it's not horses but sheep that count.
0:11:42 > 0:11:47'Monks from nearby abbeys used to bring their beasts to the local sheep fair.
0:11:47 > 0:11:53'It's not the only thing Masham is now known for, as Phil is about to find out.
0:11:53 > 0:11:57'This is Theakston's, brewing beer since 1827.'
0:11:58 > 0:12:00- Simon, how are you? - Very nice to see you.
0:12:00 > 0:12:03I've been dreading coming because clearly,
0:12:03 > 0:12:07someone with a frame like this, has no interest in alcohol at all!
0:12:07 > 0:12:10But now I'm here, I may as well have a look round.
0:12:10 > 0:12:15'Beer making isn't that complicated, which is why it's thought to be our oldest fermented beverage.
0:12:15 > 0:12:19'The ancient Mesopotamians even had a beer goddess.
0:12:19 > 0:12:22'Brewing to a consistently high standard is a great secret.
0:12:22 > 0:12:26'In Masham, it all started with the landlord of the Black Bull.'
0:12:26 > 0:12:30Robert Theakston, my great great grandfather, was good at brewing beer.
0:12:30 > 0:12:36He was a very fussy, details man, and when you make beer, you have to be really fussy and detailed.
0:12:36 > 0:12:41As his popularity grew, other licensees asked him to brew beer for them as well.
0:12:41 > 0:12:45'This company doesn't believe in change for change's sake,
0:12:45 > 0:12:48'so most of the equipment here is pretty low-tech,
0:12:48 > 0:12:50'like the 100-year-old barley mill.'
0:12:50 > 0:12:55We use electric motors to drive it. The wheels and gears are original.
0:12:55 > 0:12:58- You could modernise this process quite easily.- Oh, yes.
0:12:58 > 0:13:01But you'd lose the taste.
0:13:01 > 0:13:03That is so therapeutic just to watch that.
0:13:03 > 0:13:08And the smell is absolutely lovely, it really is.
0:13:08 > 0:13:13'Once the barley's been crushed, it ends up in the mash tub below,
0:13:13 > 0:13:16'where the starch is washed out and converted into sugar.'
0:13:16 > 0:13:21- How long has this been here? - This was installed when the brewery was built, 1875.
0:13:21 > 0:13:24- That's older than the old shaker! - Yeah.
0:13:24 > 0:13:27The wooden lid has been replaced from time to time,
0:13:27 > 0:13:29but the metalwork is original.
0:13:29 > 0:13:33- Inside, that's absolutely unchanged. - What's this made of?- Cast iron.
0:13:33 > 0:13:38- It's very heavy and very thick so it'll last out my lifetime. - You be describing me!
0:13:38 > 0:13:42'Next, the sugar is infused with hops in the copper.
0:13:42 > 0:13:46'Once the yeast is added, the fermentation starts.'
0:13:46 > 0:13:49BUBBLING This is the last bit of the process?
0:13:49 > 0:13:52- Pretty much, yes. - Do you know what I love here?
0:13:52 > 0:13:55- You can see this yeast moving. - That's carbondioxide.
0:13:55 > 0:13:58It would make a great Bond set.
0:13:58 > 0:14:02You can just see the villain lowering, drowned in a vat of booze!
0:14:02 > 0:14:04What a way to go!
0:14:04 > 0:14:08'Something else that makes this brewery unusual, or "peculiar",
0:14:08 > 0:14:11'is Jonathan, their cooper, one of only two in the country.
0:14:11 > 0:14:15'Jonathan makes the wooden casks for the ale.'
0:14:15 > 0:14:19Why do you not use plastic barrels or tin barrels?
0:14:19 > 0:14:23- Are you insulting me now?- No, no. You're too big to insult!
0:14:23 > 0:14:27You've got an inch and a quarter thickness of timber,
0:14:27 > 0:14:29which is there to insulate the beer
0:14:29 > 0:14:33and make the beer the best quality it can be when it reaches the pubs.
0:14:33 > 0:14:37'Like all great craftsmen, Jonathan makes making a barrel
0:14:37 > 0:14:40'look as easy as shooting fish in one.
0:14:40 > 0:14:44'I'm sure he can pass on a few tips to a keen amateur like Phil.'
0:14:44 > 0:14:47- How often do you have to sharpen that?- Whenever it gets blunt.
0:14:47 > 0:14:51Ask a bloody fool question, you get a damn fool answer.
0:14:51 > 0:14:54You could do an instant self-vasectomy!
0:14:54 > 0:14:59- THAT is what we're going to do next. - This might take some time.
0:14:59 > 0:15:01Sod it!
0:15:01 > 0:15:04- What is that? - This is what we call a bar.
0:15:08 > 0:15:11- Knock it down. - Trying to knock it down, Jonathan!
0:15:16 > 0:15:19Ever had a problem getting your knocker-upper in the bunghole?
0:15:19 > 0:15:21Watch what you're doing with that!
0:15:23 > 0:15:25Lift off.
0:15:25 > 0:15:26There we go.
0:15:26 > 0:15:29That's fantastic, isn't it?
0:15:29 > 0:15:31'I think we can say that he didn't do well,
0:15:31 > 0:15:34'but Phil being Phil, he's seen an opportunity.'
0:15:34 > 0:15:38What I think would be quite good, if I bought one this size
0:15:38 > 0:15:41and cut it into two for a pair of planters.
0:15:41 > 0:15:44What would you sell those for?
0:15:44 > 0:15:47We don't normally like to sell casks, Phil,
0:15:47 > 0:15:50because they're for our customers, for putting beer in.
0:15:50 > 0:15:53I'm sure we could find an old one, Simon.
0:15:53 > 0:15:58- What's the best you can do me for? - Well, we could probably manage to do £22.
0:15:58 > 0:16:01You're a gentleman and a scholar. Can I just thank you?
0:16:01 > 0:16:05'Well done, Phil. Try to lift them up higher.
0:16:05 > 0:16:08'We don't want to scrape the bottom, do we?
0:16:11 > 0:16:15'Back in Middleham, Anita has another shop in her sights,
0:16:15 > 0:16:18'the same one the old fox graced earlier.'
0:16:18 > 0:16:20Hello? Hello!
0:16:22 > 0:16:26Angela! It's lovely to see you again. You're looking well.
0:16:26 > 0:16:28'Yes, those two have previous.
0:16:28 > 0:16:32'Last year, Anita bought a horse measuring stick from Angela
0:16:32 > 0:16:35'and it did rather well at auction.
0:16:35 > 0:16:40'Phil may have got here first, but there's plenty of bargains to go around.'
0:16:40 > 0:16:42Anything old, interesting and dead.
0:16:42 > 0:16:46- Is that right? - I don't have to feed it.
0:16:46 > 0:16:48'What'll it be, though? Of course.
0:16:48 > 0:16:51'She rarely misses an opportunity to hat-up.'
0:16:51 > 0:16:54There's that one and this one on the rack.
0:16:54 > 0:16:56Put it on.
0:16:56 > 0:16:59We're a couple of swells!
0:16:59 > 0:17:01- This isn't my best look. - LAUGHS
0:17:01 > 0:17:06That would look better on. It's a tighter fit. It's an older one.
0:17:06 > 0:17:10That's much smarter, especially if you had your fishnets on!
0:17:10 > 0:17:13You could do a kind of juggling act.
0:17:13 > 0:17:16- What is that thing they do?- Cabaret.
0:17:16 > 0:17:18Ooh, my goodness!
0:17:18 > 0:17:21I look like the mad hatter.
0:17:21 > 0:17:25'Er, lovely, but what about the costs of those hats?
0:17:25 > 0:17:28'Ticket price on the black one is £48
0:17:28 > 0:17:30'and £85 for either of the modern ones.'
0:17:30 > 0:17:32What I'm looking to pay
0:17:32 > 0:17:35on a top hat
0:17:35 > 0:17:37to sell in auction
0:17:37 > 0:17:40is probably between £20 and £25.
0:17:42 > 0:17:47No way. It would have to be a bit more than that. Just a bit more.
0:17:47 > 0:17:51- At 30 I might have a chance, Angela. - Yeah. I'm willing at 30.
0:17:51 > 0:17:56- You're willing at 30?- Yeah.- Is there any chance the two of those for 40?
0:17:56 > 0:17:58- No.- Two for 40.- 50.
0:17:58 > 0:18:03- If you came down a wee bit, it'd give me a better chance. - I know but I'm sticking at that.
0:18:03 > 0:18:05I mean, I like that one.
0:18:05 > 0:18:08It's a Victorian one, a definite Victorian one.
0:18:08 > 0:18:11What did I say? 50? I'd do those two for 45.
0:18:11 > 0:18:14The black one and the grey one.
0:18:14 > 0:18:17- Could you do them for...?- No. That's the death. 45.
0:18:17 > 0:18:20- Yes, that's the death. - Could you do 42?
0:18:20 > 0:18:24- Do 42. It'll give me that wee bit of chance.- Go on, then.
0:18:24 > 0:18:27- I'll give you the 42.- 42?- Yeah.- 42.
0:18:27 > 0:18:30Right, you put on that. I'll put on this.
0:18:30 > 0:18:34- You put on this. - Right ho. And we'll...
0:18:34 > 0:18:37- And we'll shake on 42. - Right, thank you.
0:18:38 > 0:18:41'Hats off to Anita and poor Angela, hey?
0:18:41 > 0:18:44'Phil, too. What a day it's been in Wensleydale.'
0:18:44 > 0:18:46Cheese! I haven't had any cheese.
0:18:46 > 0:18:49'Go on. Treat yourselves. Night night.
0:18:51 > 0:18:56'It's a new day, and Phil is taking a new approach to the road trip.'
0:18:56 > 0:18:59- Phil, can you go backwards?- Yeah.
0:18:59 > 0:19:02- Careful, careful, careful. - COW MOOS
0:19:02 > 0:19:05'Yesterday, Anita picked up some bargain bangles,
0:19:05 > 0:19:09'a bargain car mascot, a bargain slot machine and two toppers.
0:19:09 > 0:19:11'All that came to a mere £74,
0:19:11 > 0:19:16'leaving her with £191.60p to splurge.'
0:19:16 > 0:19:19# We're a couple swells... #
0:19:19 > 0:19:23'While Phil acquired a sewing machine, a cartridge filler,
0:19:23 > 0:19:27'two barrel planters and an old saddle for a total of £89.
0:19:27 > 0:19:33'Leaving him with £255.70p to spend, and he's certainly itching.'
0:19:33 > 0:19:37I do want to try and take the band off the bundle.
0:19:37 > 0:19:41- You want to try and what? - Take the band off the bundle!
0:19:41 > 0:19:44- Oh, you want to spend money. - Absolutely right.
0:19:45 > 0:19:50'They're heading for an auction in Penrith. Next stop, Kendal,
0:19:50 > 0:19:52'gateway to the Lakes.'
0:19:54 > 0:19:58What I particularly like is the way they've got the scaffolding erected.
0:19:58 > 0:20:03- Is that very Lake District? - It is very Lake District. Nice feature that.
0:20:03 > 0:20:06'If yesterday was all about cheese and beer,
0:20:06 > 0:20:10'today, it's mint cake, apparently invented by the state.
0:20:10 > 0:20:14'The confectionary is a favourite snack of walkers and climbers,
0:20:14 > 0:20:16'and Kendal's most famous export.
0:20:16 > 0:20:20'Our two are making for their first shop,
0:20:20 > 0:20:24'but there does seem to be some disagreement as to where it is.'
0:20:24 > 0:20:26No. That's the hairdresser's.
0:20:27 > 0:20:30'Now it looks like Phil's been tempted elsewhere.'
0:20:30 > 0:20:32He's chatting to a guy up there.
0:20:32 > 0:20:35- So you reckon there's another good place to go?- Yes.
0:20:35 > 0:20:40- The Dockray in Kendal. You go over the bridge.- Up there...
0:20:40 > 0:20:42They're gesticulating wildly.
0:20:43 > 0:20:47- Over there.- First turning on the right. Down the side of the river.
0:20:47 > 0:20:50There's an industrial site, and it's there.
0:20:50 > 0:20:53'So Phil's off to the industrial estate.
0:20:53 > 0:20:57'I hope he doesn't regret it. While Anita sticks with the plan.'
0:20:59 > 0:21:02- Good morning. - Good morning. I'm Anita.
0:21:02 > 0:21:06What a beautiful place, Robert.
0:21:06 > 0:21:09'In Robert's shop, there's plenty of room for his speciality
0:21:09 > 0:21:13'of watches and clocks, but there's also so much more,
0:21:13 > 0:21:15'including free mint cake.'
0:21:15 > 0:21:18- There we are. - "The pack full of energy!"
0:21:19 > 0:21:21Phil doesn't know what he's missing.
0:21:21 > 0:21:27In this shop there is such a variety of everything you could wish for.
0:21:27 > 0:21:32This is the type of shop that Phil Serrell LOVES!
0:21:32 > 0:21:34'Oh, dear.
0:21:34 > 0:21:38'This definitely isn't an Anita sort of place.
0:21:38 > 0:21:40'A load of furniture - some of it old,
0:21:40 > 0:21:43'but quite a lot, um...more modern.
0:21:43 > 0:21:45'What can Phil come up with?'
0:21:45 > 0:21:51You can often tell more about something by looking at the back of it than the front.
0:21:51 > 0:21:55This looks like an interesting sort of Art Nouveau display cabinet.
0:21:55 > 0:21:57What you can see about it, look,
0:21:57 > 0:22:01is that we've got some new Pozidriv screws in here.
0:22:01 > 0:22:06Which, to the best of my knowledge, weren't greatly used in the Art Nouveau period.
0:22:06 > 0:22:10'I think our Phil is feeling a little down in the dumps.
0:22:10 > 0:22:14'Remember that hot tip he got? Finished sixth. Ha!'
0:22:14 > 0:22:15Planter.
0:22:15 > 0:22:17Not sure how old it is.
0:22:17 > 0:22:21Looks like it's trying to be around 1890, 1900.
0:22:21 > 0:22:24It could be a lot lot later.
0:22:24 > 0:22:28This is 12 quid. If I can get that for a good bit less, that would go
0:22:28 > 0:22:32with my barrel planters that I've got.
0:22:32 > 0:22:34That's worth looking at.
0:22:34 > 0:22:39'It looks like Phil's talking to himself. In fact, the dealer's a bit shy.'
0:22:39 > 0:22:43- I wouldn't mind a bit of discount. - How much is on it?
0:22:43 > 0:22:47- It's got 12 quid on it.- £10 to you. - You're all heart, you(!)
0:22:47 > 0:22:49'Seems a tenner is as low as he'll go.'
0:22:49 > 0:22:52Mr Generous(!) I see why you don't want to be seen.
0:22:52 > 0:22:56- That's it? Finished?- That is it. - Go on. I think it's a bit of fun.
0:22:58 > 0:23:01'Good gracious! What's Anita unearthed?'
0:23:01 > 0:23:04A ball and chain, Anita.
0:23:04 > 0:23:07'Ha ha! Well, that wouldn't have been an obvious choice.'
0:23:07 > 0:23:11- Very, very heavy. Do take care. - Don't lift it?- No.
0:23:11 > 0:23:14We think it's a horse one, rather than one for a man.
0:23:14 > 0:23:18- That would keep a man where you would want him.- Yes, yes.
0:23:18 > 0:23:21'I can't help wondering if Anita's spent too much time with Phil.'
0:23:21 > 0:23:25- Have you had it for long? - My brother bought it about...
0:23:25 > 0:23:29- 50 years ago!- Not quite that long. Two or three years ago.
0:23:29 > 0:23:34- You've had it for a couple of years and it's not 18-carat gold.- No.
0:23:34 > 0:23:39- But it's cast iron.- It's probably quite handy as a door stop.- Yes.
0:23:39 > 0:23:42- How much is it?- To you, £50.
0:23:42 > 0:23:46Could I buy that from you for...
0:23:46 > 0:23:48around about £20?
0:23:48 > 0:23:51Could we do a deal at 25 on it?
0:23:51 > 0:23:53- At 25?- Yes.
0:23:53 > 0:23:57Could we come to sort of halfway, at, say, 22?
0:23:57 > 0:24:00- Oh, go on, then. - You're a darling. Thank you.
0:24:00 > 0:24:02# Save us from the ball and chain
0:24:04 > 0:24:06# Save us from the ball and chain... #
0:24:07 > 0:24:11'Oh, yes, and one other thing you didn't know about Kendal,
0:24:11 > 0:24:14'all that mint cake has some surprising side effects.'
0:24:14 > 0:24:17You couldn't help a lady in distress?
0:24:17 > 0:24:19- And is your back all right?- Yes.
0:24:19 > 0:24:21ANITA STRAINS
0:24:24 > 0:24:25Oh!
0:24:25 > 0:24:27What a team!
0:24:28 > 0:24:31Let me feel those muscles.
0:24:32 > 0:24:34Superman!
0:24:34 > 0:24:39'Will Phil notice that the front wheels are barely touching the road?'
0:24:39 > 0:24:42- CRUNCHES GEARS - Oops.
0:24:42 > 0:24:48'Right, onwards they press, through the Lakes to Low Newton.
0:24:48 > 0:24:52'Could this be where Phil finally de-bands his bundle?'
0:24:52 > 0:24:55- Architectural antiques! - That'll be good.
0:24:55 > 0:24:58- Big things! - Big, big, big things.
0:24:58 > 0:25:00See you later on.
0:25:00 > 0:25:03'Yes, this is a perfect Serrell hunting ground,
0:25:03 > 0:25:05'a sort of reclamation heaven
0:25:05 > 0:25:08'full of what Phil would call "big old lumps".
0:25:08 > 0:25:12'Plenty inside, but Phil's clearly feeling the lure of the lump
0:25:12 > 0:25:15'dragging him towards the yard.'
0:25:15 > 0:25:18I quite like these. You wouldn't want three.
0:25:18 > 0:25:21That one's thingey on the top's broken.
0:25:21 > 0:25:24That one's got a bit of damage.
0:25:24 > 0:25:26I think that's the one for me.
0:25:27 > 0:25:31'Time to consult Clive and Pip on those.'
0:25:31 > 0:25:34Those things there, they almost look like lead dovecotes.
0:25:34 > 0:25:37- They do.- What are they?
0:25:37 > 0:25:41- They're air vents, aren't they? - From a stable?- A stable block, yes.
0:25:41 > 0:25:45- They're not far off being completely useless,- Absolutely
0:25:45 > 0:25:49- But a thing of beauty. - So I might be bonkers buying that.
0:25:49 > 0:25:54- You could be just the man to make a profit on those. - What he means is, I'm bonkers.
0:25:54 > 0:25:56'Yes, and he would have a point.'
0:25:56 > 0:26:00- What have you got them priced up at? - They're 195 apiece.- Hm.
0:26:00 > 0:26:03I think they're 60 to 90 quid worth, that's what I think.
0:26:03 > 0:26:08- What might be your best on those? - I'd like to think I could get £95.
0:26:08 > 0:26:12Let's put a parcel together. That might be the way forward.
0:26:12 > 0:26:16'Seems Phil is taking his unique definition of antiques
0:26:16 > 0:26:18'to an entirely new level. Lordy!
0:26:18 > 0:26:21'Now, is there anything crazier here?'
0:26:21 > 0:26:26- What's that cowling off? - It came off an old chicken house.
0:26:26 > 0:26:30- At one point, it would have rotated, wouldn't it?- Yeah.
0:26:30 > 0:26:34It seized up long ago. But it's a quirky thing, isn't it?
0:26:34 > 0:26:38- How much is that?- £40. - I'm warming to the task.
0:26:38 > 0:26:41- That is daft, isn't it?- Hm. - Proper daft, that is.
0:26:41 > 0:26:45- It's an air vent?- Yes. Venting a roof where there'd be animals in.
0:26:45 > 0:26:49- It wouldn't just be letting air in, it'd be letting...- Air out.- Right.
0:26:49 > 0:26:54'It sort of fits in with yesterday's manure scheme, anyway.'
0:26:54 > 0:26:58- Let's have another look round. - 'But has he gone too far this time?'
0:26:58 > 0:27:00What's that?
0:27:01 > 0:27:06- 'Looks fascinating.' - It's an early frame rucksack.
0:27:06 > 0:27:09That'll be 1910, 1914, won't it?
0:27:09 > 0:27:11'Ticket price £75.'
0:27:11 > 0:27:13Put your arms through it.
0:27:15 > 0:27:20- This is where I knock everything flying. Have I got it the right way up?- Yeah.
0:27:20 > 0:27:23- Made for a smaller man than you, Philip.- Yeah.
0:27:23 > 0:27:25That's most folk.
0:27:25 > 0:27:27So that's a rucksack?
0:27:27 > 0:27:30Then you strap your load to the back of that.
0:27:30 > 0:27:34Let me have a look at the back.
0:27:34 > 0:27:36- What's your best on that?- £30.
0:27:36 > 0:27:40Can I buy the two air vents and this for 140 quid?
0:27:41 > 0:27:43No, but they could be 145.
0:27:44 > 0:27:48You're a gentleman. It's bonkers, isn't it?
0:27:48 > 0:27:50'Blimey, he's actually bought them.
0:27:50 > 0:27:55'Now, a quick bite of mint cake and off you hike in search of Anita.
0:27:55 > 0:27:57'What does he look like, eh?
0:28:05 > 0:28:07'Now, Anita has travelled for five miles
0:28:07 > 0:28:10'from Low Newton to Cark, bless her.
0:28:11 > 0:28:14'Anita's now off to Holker Hall.
0:28:14 > 0:28:19'The magnificent sandstone mansion was once described by Pevsner,
0:28:19 > 0:28:21'the famous architectural historian,
0:28:21 > 0:28:26'as "the best Elizabethan gothic house in the north of England".'
0:28:26 > 0:28:29- Hello.- Hello, Anita. Welcome to Holker Hall.
0:28:29 > 0:28:33- How nice to see you.- Maira, I'm so looking forward to seeing the hall.
0:28:33 > 0:28:36- Well, I'll show you around. - Thank you.
0:28:36 > 0:28:41'According to guide Maira, there's been a house at Holker since 1604.
0:28:41 > 0:28:46'But much about the present building is down to one William Cavendish,
0:28:46 > 0:28:48'who inherited it in 1834.
0:28:48 > 0:28:52'He acquired the much grander Chatsworth House
0:28:52 > 0:28:56'when he became Duke of Devonshire a few years later,
0:28:56 > 0:29:00'but continued to spend his time and money at comfortable Holker.'
0:29:00 > 0:29:05- This is our library. Beautiful room. - It's wonderful. Wonderful.
0:29:05 > 0:29:09The seventh Duke was a fascinating man.
0:29:09 > 0:29:12What sort of influence did he have in this area?
0:29:12 > 0:29:15I think he had a great influence in the area.
0:29:15 > 0:29:18He supplied a lot of work to people.
0:29:18 > 0:29:23Railways were starting to come into the country in the 1840s.
0:29:23 > 0:29:27He was instrumental in bringing the railways to this area.
0:29:27 > 0:29:33And then Barrow-in-Furness, a very tiny village in those days, he started ship building there.
0:29:33 > 0:29:38And in the late 1800s, the first British submarine was built
0:29:38 > 0:29:41in the place that William had created.
0:29:42 > 0:29:46'But disaster struck the Cavendishes when, in 1871,
0:29:46 > 0:29:50'a fire at Holker destroyed the entire west wing.
0:29:50 > 0:29:52'However, with typical Victorian verve,
0:29:52 > 0:29:56'the Duke immediately set about rebuilding and, within four years,
0:29:56 > 0:29:59'a fine new west wing had sprung up.'
0:29:59 > 0:30:02This is the main entrance hall.
0:30:02 > 0:30:04Very splendid.
0:30:04 > 0:30:07I think the Duke wanted to build grander than had been here before.
0:30:07 > 0:30:12It's on the foundations of the old wing, but rather more lofty.
0:30:12 > 0:30:16'Over by the fireplace, there's a reminder of the old building.'
0:30:16 > 0:30:21The day after the fire, the family came in to look at the devastation.
0:30:21 > 0:30:25I think there was a marble vase on a plinth that looked whole.
0:30:25 > 0:30:30One of the people just touched it and it absolutely crumbled to pieces.
0:30:30 > 0:30:35- They incorporated it when they made the new fireplace.- I see.
0:30:35 > 0:30:38- It's a lovely idea, isn't it? - It is.
0:30:38 > 0:30:42To bring part of the old Holker Hall into the new.
0:30:42 > 0:30:46'Many of the lost treasures were replaced by paintings,
0:30:46 > 0:30:48'furniture and books from Chatsworth,
0:30:48 > 0:30:52'including works by Henry Cavendish, the 18th-century scientist -
0:30:52 > 0:30:57'another member of one of Britain's richest, most powerful dynasties.'
0:30:57 > 0:31:00The windows are particularly interesting
0:31:00 > 0:31:03because all the ducal insignia are in there.
0:31:03 > 0:31:06The ducal coronet, 7th Duke of Devonshire, William Cavendish,
0:31:06 > 0:31:09and the Cavendish serpents, Cavendo tutus.
0:31:09 > 0:31:13I think it's "secure by being on guard".
0:31:13 > 0:31:16'Or even "look before you leap".'
0:31:16 > 0:31:20- HORN HONKS - 'Time to leave Holker Hall
0:31:20 > 0:31:22'for the big reveal - this'll be interesting.'
0:31:22 > 0:31:26I think you've got together the Turner Prize, Philip.
0:31:26 > 0:31:29What on earth is that?!
0:31:29 > 0:31:32- Hold on. I'll just keep... - All right.
0:31:32 > 0:31:37Philip, this looks like a lot of old rubbish. What on earth is it?
0:31:37 > 0:31:39I mean, I know that's a saddle.
0:31:39 > 0:31:43That saddle actually goes with this rucksack here.
0:31:43 > 0:31:47- Is that a rucksack? - It's a very early rucksack, yeah.
0:31:47 > 0:31:51This is an Arts & Crafts tin air vent.
0:31:51 > 0:31:56- A what?- It's an air vent off a coach house. I thought it was really cool.
0:31:56 > 0:32:00- If you're going to buy one, you might as well buy two.- What is this?
0:32:00 > 0:32:03Another air vent. In case the first one doesn't work.
0:32:03 > 0:32:07- A nice little sewing machine. - That's lovely.- Isn't it sweet?
0:32:07 > 0:32:09That is a cartridge filler.
0:32:09 > 0:32:12'Two words guaranteed to set her pulse racing(!)
0:32:12 > 0:32:16'Now, Anita, is honesty the best policy?'
0:32:16 > 0:32:18It's lovely. It's all lovely.
0:32:19 > 0:32:22Well, I think your wee sewing machine is very cute.
0:32:22 > 0:32:26I think that cartridge filler looks like an old tap.
0:32:26 > 0:32:28- But I'll tell you something.- Yeah.
0:32:28 > 0:32:32- I think this is a work of art. - It's a lovely thing, isn't it?
0:32:32 > 0:32:38Philip, I hope you like my lot as much as I liked your lot.
0:32:38 > 0:32:42And this... is what I bought.
0:32:42 > 0:32:48This is a ball and chain. It's a big dod of iron.
0:32:48 > 0:32:52You said this lot over here that I bought was a load of tat.
0:32:52 > 0:32:55ANITA LAUGHS And you have bought that.
0:32:55 > 0:32:59I couldn't resist it. I bought it specially for you.
0:32:59 > 0:33:01Really? Thank you for that(!)
0:33:01 > 0:33:05- I know what THAT is. How much was that?- 20 quid.
0:33:05 > 0:33:08That's all right. And what about your bangles?
0:33:08 > 0:33:12They're eastern, probably got some silver content in it.
0:33:12 > 0:33:15A wee bit of turquoise. Is it your style?
0:33:15 > 0:33:18- I haven't worn any like that lately. - You haven't.
0:33:18 > 0:33:20I only paid two quid for them.
0:33:20 > 0:33:23You've got one, two, three, four.
0:33:23 > 0:33:27If you like games, and you like a bit of a punt,
0:33:27 > 0:33:31- well, this is what I bought. - Really? How much was that?
0:33:31 > 0:33:35- A tenner.- That's cheap enough. That's got to make 50, 60 quid.
0:33:35 > 0:33:36- You think so?- Yeah.
0:33:36 > 0:33:41- Do you think we should have a wee go at it?- Yeah. Let's see if we can win a car.
0:33:42 > 0:33:46'Right, girls and boys. What did they really think?'
0:33:46 > 0:33:49I don't think she can lose any money.
0:33:49 > 0:33:51The top hats were the most expensive and they should do OK.
0:33:51 > 0:33:54The Jaguar mascot should do OK.
0:33:54 > 0:33:58The bloomin' manacle? That's a bit dodgy, that.
0:33:58 > 0:34:04These...big...metal things have sculptural qualities.
0:34:04 > 0:34:06I think people will buy them for their garden.
0:34:06 > 0:34:11So, although I teased him, I think he might do all right with that lot.
0:34:11 > 0:34:16I've spent the thick end of £250. She's spent just under £100.
0:34:16 > 0:34:20It's going to be an interesting one. Difficult to call, in my view.
0:34:20 > 0:34:23'After starting out at Middleham in Wensleydale,
0:34:23 > 0:34:28'this part of our trip will conclude at an auction in Penrith, Cumbria.
0:34:28 > 0:34:32'Just a few miles outside the Lake District National Park,
0:34:32 > 0:34:35'the town is the market centre for the region.
0:34:35 > 0:34:40'At Penrith Farmers' & Kidd's auctioneers, as well as antiques, they also sell livestock.'
0:34:40 > 0:34:44- They're selling fine ewes and rams today.- Really?- Yeah.
0:34:44 > 0:34:48I wonder how all your old junk is going to do.
0:34:48 > 0:34:53'But I'm assured they keep the sheep safely apart from the breakables.
0:34:53 > 0:34:56'So, while everyone takes a much closer look,
0:34:56 > 0:35:02'let's hear what auctioneer Thom Sarjeant thinks of Phil and Anita's offerings.'
0:35:02 > 0:35:07Most things that I would think of interest are anything horse-related.
0:35:07 > 0:35:10A stable vent will have quite a bit of interest,
0:35:10 > 0:35:12the horse tether, for the same reason.
0:35:12 > 0:35:15The top hats, people use them for show jumping et cetera.
0:35:15 > 0:35:18Items that'll do worse, maybe the fruit machine.
0:35:18 > 0:35:21Not much interest in that, I'm afraid.
0:35:21 > 0:35:25'Anita began with £265.60p
0:35:25 > 0:35:30'and spent a mere £96 on five auction lots.
0:35:30 > 0:35:34'Phil started out with £344.70p
0:35:34 > 0:35:39'and he splashed £244 of it, also on five lots.
0:35:39 > 0:35:43'Kick-off approaches. Cue some last-minute doubt.'
0:35:43 > 0:35:45It's just occurred to me,
0:35:45 > 0:35:47do you think the farmers of Penrith
0:35:47 > 0:35:52would have much occasion to wear top hats?
0:35:52 > 0:35:55- They always go milking with top hats around here.- Do they?- Yeah.
0:35:55 > 0:35:58'Everyone's a hatter round here!'
0:36:00 > 0:36:05Lot 28. The black moleskin hat and the other grey top hat.
0:36:05 > 0:36:09I have £10 bid. Ten for the two hats. 12. 15. 18. 20.
0:36:09 > 0:36:12£20. Two. 22. 25. 28.
0:36:12 > 0:36:17At 28. 30. £30. Two. 32. 35. Far back at 35. 38.
0:36:17 > 0:36:2240 bid. Two. 42. 45. 48. 50. 55. 60.
0:36:22 > 0:36:27- 60 bid. At 60 at the far back... - Well done you.
0:36:27 > 0:36:29£60...
0:36:29 > 0:36:32I have to say, I think your model sold them for you.
0:36:32 > 0:36:37'And quick, too. I'm sure him has had a few heifers under his hammer.'
0:36:37 > 0:36:41I've got my real big punt up next, those two air cowls.
0:36:41 > 0:36:44- You getting nervous? - Yeah. I put my neck on the block.
0:36:44 > 0:36:49'Yes, a unique vent lot. Anything might happen.'
0:36:49 > 0:36:53Various bids on this one. I have 110. 120 bid...
0:36:53 > 0:36:55Got me out of trouble.
0:36:55 > 0:36:58..150. 160. 170. 180. At 180 bid.
0:36:58 > 0:37:02At £180 bid. At 180 the lot. 180 against the room now.
0:37:02 > 0:37:05- 190. 200. 200. 200 bid. - Oh, God!
0:37:05 > 0:37:09200 and away, then, selling on commission at £200.
0:37:10 > 0:37:12Oh, well done, Phil. Well done.
0:37:12 > 0:37:16'If those can sell, all bets are off.'
0:37:16 > 0:37:21- You like a bit of jeopardy. You like danger. - Living on the edge, kid!
0:37:21 > 0:37:25'Next, the old beer barrels and the pot from the industrial estate.'
0:37:25 > 0:37:2915. 18. 20 bid with me. On commission, 20 bid. 20 for the two.
0:37:29 > 0:37:3322. 25. 28. £28 bid. At 30.
0:37:33 > 0:37:36£30 bid, and two. 32. 35.
0:37:36 > 0:37:40- £35 bid... - Are you into profit?- Notional, yeah.
0:37:40 > 0:37:44..At 38 at the far back. At 38 and selling. At £38...
0:37:44 > 0:37:461452.
0:37:46 > 0:37:50- That stands me, after commission, of about £1.- Every pound counts.
0:37:50 > 0:37:54'That means Phil's still safely out ahead.'
0:37:54 > 0:37:58- Next up is your ball and chain. - I haven't seen one of them again.
0:37:58 > 0:38:03- You don't expect to see them in the middle of Glasgow.- Not too much demand in a modern society.
0:38:03 > 0:38:06'Yes, who WOULD want such a thing?'
0:38:06 > 0:38:10The Victorian cast iron ball and chain horse tether...
0:38:10 > 0:38:12Lift it up, darling!
0:38:12 > 0:38:16I have £30. Two. Five. Eight. 38. A bit higher, Simon! 40 bid. 42.
0:38:16 > 0:38:2045. 48. 50. Five. 60. Five.
0:38:20 > 0:38:22- 70. Five. 80. Five. - Well done, you!
0:38:22 > 0:38:2685 bid. 85 for that one. And away selling at £85...
0:38:26 > 0:38:29- A real good buy.- Yeah. - Did you expect that?
0:38:29 > 0:38:32I had absolutely no idea what it was going to get.
0:38:32 > 0:38:35'Well, there's certainly a demand in Penrith.'
0:38:35 > 0:38:38Maybe it's because it's a rural area.
0:38:38 > 0:38:42'The world's oddest rucksack and a broken old saddle.'
0:38:42 > 0:38:44There's a guy interested.
0:38:44 > 0:38:51Lot 82, army issue canvas shoulder pack and also the racing saddle.
0:38:51 > 0:38:55Ten bid for those. Ten bid. £12 bid for those. 15. 18. 20.
0:38:55 > 0:38:58- 20 bid. Two. 22. 25... - It's coming on.
0:38:58 > 0:39:02..32. 35. 38. 40. 40 bid. And five. 45. 50.
0:39:02 > 0:39:0555. 60. Five. 70. 75.
0:39:05 > 0:39:0775? 75 against now. At 75.
0:39:07 > 0:39:0975 bid for those. At 75.
0:39:09 > 0:39:13- That surprised me. - All done then, at £75...
0:39:13 > 0:39:15Well done.
0:39:15 > 0:39:18A massive relief. ANITA LAUGHS
0:39:18 > 0:39:21'I'll bet he's glad he didn't bring muck now!'
0:39:21 > 0:39:25- Two bangles coming up now. Should make 20 quid.- You think?
0:39:25 > 0:39:29- 15 quid. 12 quid.- They're nothing to do with tethering horses, are they?
0:39:29 > 0:39:34'The bangles are decorative and modern, but bought for almost nowt.'
0:39:34 > 0:39:36£10 bid for those at ten. 12. 15.
0:39:36 > 0:39:38- 18. 20. - Good.
0:39:38 > 0:39:4120 for those. At 20. 22. 25. 28.
0:39:41 > 0:39:44- 30. 30 bid. Two. Five. £38 bid. - That's good.
0:39:44 > 0:39:48- At 38 for those. At 38... - Result, isn't it?- Yes.
0:39:48 > 0:39:50And selling, then, at £38...
0:39:51 > 0:39:5338.
0:39:55 > 0:39:58Look at the look on her face! MIMICS ANITA: 38!
0:39:58 > 0:40:02'Very modest, as she quietly catches up.'
0:40:02 > 0:40:06- We're about neck-and-neck here. - I don't know. I'm frightened to count.
0:40:06 > 0:40:11'Let's concentrate, shall we? Phil's little sewing machine next.'
0:40:11 > 0:40:15- The Victorian child's cast iron sewing machine...- This is it.
0:40:15 > 0:40:17..scroll decoration. Five, 12, 15 bid.
0:40:17 > 0:40:19Ouch!
0:40:19 > 0:40:2118. 20. 20 bid. Two. 25.
0:40:21 > 0:40:2428. 30. 30 bid. Two. 35. 38. £38 bid.
0:40:24 > 0:40:2640. 42. 45.
0:40:26 > 0:40:2948. 50. Five. 55. 60 bid.
0:40:29 > 0:40:32At 60 for that one. And five. 65. 65 bid.
0:40:32 > 0:40:35At 65, 65, 65.
0:40:35 > 0:40:3965 all done and selling, then, at £65.
0:40:39 > 0:40:44- Didn't I say to you about 60 quid? - You know your sewing machines.
0:40:44 > 0:40:48I could make a very sexist remark here but I'm above that.
0:40:48 > 0:40:52'It does you credit, Phil. Nice profit, too.
0:40:52 > 0:40:56'Now for his cartridge filler device from the same shop.'
0:40:56 > 0:40:59- How much did you pay for it, Phil? - £22.
0:40:59 > 0:41:03- Is that cheap?- How do I know? I've never seen one before.
0:41:03 > 0:41:05Five. Ten. 12. £15 with me.
0:41:05 > 0:41:09- Ouch! - On the book, then, at 15 bid.
0:41:09 > 0:41:11At 15 bid, the cartridge filler. 18. 20.
0:41:11 > 0:41:1420 bid. Two. Five. 25...
0:41:14 > 0:41:17- It's creeping up. - 28. 30. 32. 35.
0:41:17 > 0:41:2035 and away, selling then, at £35.
0:41:21 > 0:41:25I thought it might have made a little more but I don't know why.
0:41:25 > 0:41:29'I don't think anyone predicted what Phil's offerings would make.'
0:41:29 > 0:41:32- We've got your Jaguar car mascot, haven't we?- Yeah.
0:41:32 > 0:41:36I bought that for you because you're a petrol head, aren't you?
0:41:36 > 0:41:39'Americans call these car mascots hood ornaments.'
0:41:39 > 0:41:42Five bid for that one. Five bid. Five. Eight. Ten. Ten bid.
0:41:42 > 0:41:4612. 15. At £15 against now. 18.
0:41:46 > 0:41:51£18 bid. At 20. £20 bid. And two. 22. 25.
0:41:51 > 0:41:53Eight. 28. 30. £30 bid.
0:41:53 > 0:41:56At 30 for the mascot there. 30 for the Jag... 32.
0:41:56 > 0:42:0032 in the middle, then, at 32.
0:42:00 > 0:42:02All done and selling at £32.
0:42:03 > 0:42:06He's done a real good job. We'll come here again.
0:42:06 > 0:42:09'Yeah. Not a single loss today.'
0:42:09 > 0:42:12Now, my fruit machine, what's it going to make?
0:42:12 > 0:42:15- A bit of a gamble, isn't it? - Not at ten quid.
0:42:15 > 0:42:19- That was a joke.- Oh, sorry. I forgot about your sense of humour.
0:42:19 > 0:42:21'Most people have, Anita.
0:42:21 > 0:42:24'It was cheap, but will this fruit machine pay out?'
0:42:24 > 0:42:28I have 20 on commission. 20 bid. Two. Five. Eight. 30.
0:42:28 > 0:42:3130 bid. Two. 32. 35. 38.
0:42:31 > 0:42:3340. 42. 45...
0:42:33 > 0:42:34That's good.
0:42:34 > 0:42:36..Five. 60. At 60 bid.
0:42:36 > 0:42:40- Any more? 60. Oh!- All done for the fruit machine at 60?
0:42:40 > 0:42:43Selling, then, at £60.
0:42:43 > 0:42:47- If every tenner you spent earned you 50 quid it'd be all right.- Uh-huh.
0:42:47 > 0:42:52'A great profit, and Anita steals this leg of the trip!
0:42:52 > 0:42:55'With £129.50p after auction costs,
0:42:55 > 0:42:58'she has £395.10p.
0:42:59 > 0:43:02'Phil made £94.66p today,
0:43:02 > 0:43:06'giving him pole position with £439.36p.'
0:43:06 > 0:43:10- That was a good auction, wasn't it? - Really, really good. Lovely.
0:43:10 > 0:43:12- We both did well.- Yeah. Top dollar.
0:43:12 > 0:43:17- I've got to watch you, haven't I? - You certainly have, my darling.
0:43:20 > 0:43:22BOTH: Whoa...!
0:43:22 > 0:43:26'Next time on the Antiques Road Trip, Phil feels the pinch.'
0:43:26 > 0:43:28We got flies in here?
0:43:28 > 0:43:31- 'And Anita goes metric.' - Ten shillings.
0:43:31 > 0:43:35- Do you think I could get it for 50 pence?- Probably not.
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