0:00:02 > 0:00:06It's the nation's favourite antiques experts with £200 each...
0:00:06 > 0:00:11- I love that. - ..a classic car and a goal - to scour Britain for antiques.
0:00:11 > 0:00:14- Yippee!- Have I just done a terrible thing?
0:00:14 > 0:00:19The aim? To make the biggest profit at auction but it's no mean feat.
0:00:19 > 0:00:22There will be worthy winners and valiant users.
0:00:22 > 0:00:28- Am I going to flip a coin? - So will it be the high road to glory or the slow road to disaster?
0:00:28 > 0:00:30I can't believe it. It went rubbish.
0:00:30 > 0:00:32This is the Antiques Road Trip.
0:00:34 > 0:00:36Yeah!
0:00:37 > 0:00:42It's leg three of our trip in a 1980s Mini,
0:00:42 > 0:00:44with Catherine Southon and David Harper
0:00:44 > 0:00:47- and the suspension is killing them. - Here we go.- Oh...!
0:00:47 > 0:00:51We're just so close to the ground.
0:00:51 > 0:00:54David is an antiques expert with a simple creed -
0:00:54 > 0:00:56I think he calls it "blow the lot".
0:00:56 > 0:00:58That's it. I'm absolutely wiped out.
0:00:58 > 0:01:01Catherine is an auctioneer whose slightly more cautious tactics
0:01:01 > 0:01:05have been equally unsuccessful thus far.
0:01:05 > 0:01:08- So get your money spent, missus. - No, I will, I will.
0:01:08 > 0:01:12- Well, I haven't got an awful lot to spend, to be honest. - Neither have I!
0:01:12 > 0:01:14We're rubbish, you and I.
0:01:15 > 0:01:20Catherine started with £200 and has made a measly £2.16.
0:01:20 > 0:01:22Huh!
0:01:22 > 0:01:24And David's not much better.
0:01:24 > 0:01:29His starting stake of £200 has crept up to just £231.24,
0:01:29 > 0:01:32leaving him a whisker in front.
0:01:32 > 0:01:36- There's lots of colours.- I'm going with the midweek stubble look.
0:01:36 > 0:01:39Go and buy yourself an antique cut-throat razor.
0:01:39 > 0:01:44- Oh, nice one! You'd like that, wouldn't you? - Yeah, I'd like to do that.
0:01:46 > 0:01:50Our trip begins at Eccleston in Lancashire
0:01:50 > 0:01:53and heads south for about 350 miles through Wales and the West Country
0:01:53 > 0:01:56to Seaton on the south coast of England.
0:01:56 > 0:02:01Their antique's jaunt begins in Rhayader in mid Wales
0:02:01 > 0:02:03and they'll auction in Llanelli.
0:02:06 > 0:02:10This is the Elan Valley Reservoir just outside the town.
0:02:10 > 0:02:13We've got our own Victoria Falls in Elan Valley.
0:02:13 > 0:02:17And it's also one of Wales' finest bird sanctuaries.
0:02:18 > 0:02:20Oh, look! A red kite.
0:02:20 > 0:02:22KITE MEWING
0:02:22 > 0:02:25- Oh, my Lord! Look at that. - Wow.
0:02:28 > 0:02:32In Rhayader itself, it's the town clock which rather grabs your attention.
0:02:32 > 0:02:35Well, it is shopping time.
0:02:35 > 0:02:37- That's what we want. - We want antiques.
0:02:37 > 0:02:41Let's see what they can uncover in what was once the local court.
0:02:41 > 0:02:43Go!
0:02:43 > 0:02:46No, that's not fair!
0:02:46 > 0:02:49- You are a sneaky one.- I know I am.
0:02:49 > 0:02:52Nowadays, of course, this place is full of antiques.
0:02:53 > 0:02:55But they still have the old lock-ups.
0:02:56 > 0:02:58It's not very nice in here, is it?
0:02:58 > 0:03:02What's more, David's been here before.
0:03:02 > 0:03:04- Good to see. How are you? - And you. Yeah, good.
0:03:04 > 0:03:06The shop that is - not prison.
0:03:06 > 0:03:10Catherine and Sarah are new cell-mates
0:03:10 > 0:03:14but David and Robin have previous and that may give him an advantage.
0:03:14 > 0:03:18- It's a temple piece, isn't it? - It is a temple piece, yeah.
0:03:18 > 0:03:21- I would say it was India.- Yeah? - Possibly used as an altar.
0:03:21 > 0:03:24It's an interesting thing. It's a hardwood, isn't it?
0:03:24 > 0:03:27Yeah. And it's quite solid. It's heavy.
0:03:27 > 0:03:29- Is it very heavy?- Very heavy.
0:03:29 > 0:03:33Deeply carved. Gorgeous columns. Can you see how it's been painted?
0:03:33 > 0:03:37- I mean, that when it was first created... - It would have been very bright.
0:03:37 > 0:03:39It would have been as bright as my pants.
0:03:39 > 0:03:41Not quite.
0:03:41 > 0:03:44That comparison probably wasn't blasphemous
0:03:44 > 0:03:47but do be careful, David - we are in a court.
0:03:47 > 0:03:50This is a very, very risky object, let me tell you that.
0:03:50 > 0:03:55Because this is the kind of thing that could just totally bomb in auction.
0:03:55 > 0:03:57Sounds like David's trying to get the price down to me.
0:03:57 > 0:04:02Only trouble is, it doesn't have one because Robin's only just put it on display.
0:04:02 > 0:04:04And now you're going to lay offerings to me.
0:04:04 > 0:04:06I'm going to lay an offering to you.
0:04:08 > 0:04:11Gosh. I think...would 80 quid buy it?
0:04:14 > 0:04:16- Seriously?- Yeah.- To you.
0:04:16 > 0:04:17- Seriously?- Seriously.
0:04:17 > 0:04:19Mm! This could be interesting.
0:04:20 > 0:04:23- Gorgeous.- I don't like this at all
0:04:23 > 0:04:26because he's sold something to you very cheaply.
0:04:26 > 0:04:28- Well...- Have you? - I don't know whether it's cheap.
0:04:28 > 0:04:32- It's very, very risky.- You're happy and I don't like it.- I know!
0:04:32 > 0:04:34LAUGHTER
0:04:34 > 0:04:37Now, come on, Catherine. Pip-pip.
0:04:37 > 0:04:41- Right. Mr Harper, this is war. - Ooh!
0:04:41 > 0:04:43That's the spirit.
0:04:43 > 0:04:46- That is... - That's a nice piece, isn't it?
0:04:46 > 0:04:47VASE RINGS
0:04:49 > 0:04:51Beautiful sound.
0:04:51 > 0:04:54That's a very, very good piece of glass.
0:04:54 > 0:04:58So that's a 19th-century goblet or vase.
0:04:58 > 0:05:01- What I love about the engraving is the scene.- Yeah.
0:05:01 > 0:05:03That's what makes it, yeah.
0:05:03 > 0:05:07And these fisherman that I deal with will spend big money
0:05:07 > 0:05:10on anything to do with fishing. What kind of money's that, Robin?
0:05:10 > 0:05:15- The death on it is 50.- 50?- Yes.
0:05:15 > 0:05:18It couldn't be just a trickle, just a trickle less?
0:05:18 > 0:05:23- Not a trickle.- Seriously?- That is... That is on the knuckle, yeah.
0:05:23 > 0:05:26- Is she watching me?- I am. - She IS watching me.
0:05:26 > 0:05:30- I could sense your eyes. - Leave me alone, David.
0:05:30 > 0:05:34- I'm getting all stressed. - OK, Robin. Do it very quietly.
0:05:34 > 0:05:37Don't say a word but what I'm going to do, just as a celebration,
0:05:37 > 0:05:41right, I'm going to do this.
0:05:41 > 0:05:42VASE RINGS
0:05:42 > 0:05:45And if we can just hide that somewhere.
0:05:45 > 0:05:49Two buys and, just over 20 minutes later, David's done.
0:05:49 > 0:05:51- Thank you very much. Thanks again.- Thank you.
0:05:51 > 0:05:52I'll see you later, Catherine.
0:05:52 > 0:05:56- Nice to see you, Robin. All the best. - You're welcome.- OK, bye.
0:05:56 > 0:06:00Now, it's Robin's turn to give Catherine a hand.
0:06:02 > 0:06:06I think that's lovely. It's beautifully etched.
0:06:06 > 0:06:08It's lovely and there's an awful lot going on, there.
0:06:08 > 0:06:13- Aye, aye.- It's got the name of Peter Chambers, whoever he was,
0:06:13 > 0:06:17- and as such, it's going to put a lot of people off, isn't it?- It will.
0:06:17 > 0:06:21Oh, dear. Nothing's quite right, is it?
0:06:21 > 0:06:25The little copper drinking... They don't rock your boat?
0:06:25 > 0:06:27Turn of the century, I'd have thought.
0:06:27 > 0:06:29Copper, sorts of Arts and Craftsy in style.
0:06:29 > 0:06:32I mean, they're simple and you can imagine them all lined up.
0:06:32 > 0:06:34If you had a nice inglenook fireplace,
0:06:34 > 0:06:36you can imagine them all lined up.
0:06:36 > 0:06:39- £10 the set. - They're quite nice, actually.
0:06:41 > 0:06:43Right. A fiver on those.
0:06:43 > 0:06:45Go on, then. Yes.
0:06:45 > 0:06:47That is good.
0:06:47 > 0:06:50- You're lovely.- There you go. Your first little buy.
0:06:51 > 0:06:55Catherine, encouraged by that last deal, is back at the goblet.
0:06:55 > 0:06:59It's really beautifully etched, isn't it? Really high quality.
0:06:59 > 0:07:03- But what could you do on this? - Not a lot.
0:07:03 > 0:07:08- £80.- You really couldn't do any less than £80 on it? No?
0:07:08 > 0:07:11No. I paid too much for it.
0:07:12 > 0:07:17- My best offer - 40. - Phew! No! The best ever on it would be 60.
0:07:17 > 0:07:20- I'd take a £20 loss on it. - Would you?- Yeah.
0:07:20 > 0:07:24- Sneaky. - How much did David pay?- 50.
0:07:24 > 0:07:29Could I pay 50 for that and then, only because we've got a competition
0:07:29 > 0:07:34and then we can see who's actually bought the best piece of glass.
0:07:34 > 0:07:36- Go on, then.- Am I asking the world? - Yes, you are,
0:07:36 > 0:07:41- but I will do it for you, because you're so pretty.- Aw!
0:07:43 > 0:07:46She's finally got a smile on her face.
0:07:50 > 0:07:55And now can the tortoise and the hare power the Mini up through the mountains?
0:07:55 > 0:07:59Heading east from Rhayader towards the little village of Abbeycwmhir...
0:08:01 > 0:08:04..where David's come to see a very unusual home.
0:08:09 > 0:08:13This is The Hall, built in 1833 and then enlarged
0:08:13 > 0:08:17into a Victorian Gothic Revival mansion a few years later.
0:08:17 > 0:08:21By the 1990s, though, it was in a very sorry state
0:08:21 > 0:08:25and David wants to see how the present owners have restored it.
0:08:25 > 0:08:29- Hello!- Welcome, David. Welcome to The Hall at Abbeycwmhir.
0:08:29 > 0:08:31- Thank you very much. Paul, isn't it? - It is indeed.
0:08:31 > 0:08:33I can see already, that is a feast.
0:08:33 > 0:08:35It certainly is.
0:08:37 > 0:08:40Grade II listed and with original features in all 52 rooms.
0:08:43 > 0:08:45The Hall is now open to the public,
0:08:45 > 0:08:48thanks to Paul and his wife's boundless enthusiasm,
0:08:48 > 0:08:50not to mention life savings.
0:08:52 > 0:08:54I'm loving this. Now, this is original, isn't it?
0:08:54 > 0:08:58Totally. But we're not slavish to 1869.
0:08:58 > 0:09:02This is a house that's full of interest and quirkiness.
0:09:04 > 0:09:08He's right, you know. This home is most definitely not stately.
0:09:08 > 0:09:10It's too much fun for that.
0:09:10 > 0:09:12Take the snooker room, for example.
0:09:12 > 0:09:14Now, I do like this billiard room.
0:09:14 > 0:09:16Original features aplenty here,
0:09:16 > 0:09:20like the ceiling with the vents for releasing the gentlemen's cigar smoke
0:09:20 > 0:09:24and it also features a bizarre Arthurian theme
0:09:24 > 0:09:26that was all Paul's idea.
0:09:26 > 0:09:30And round the wall here are the knights of the Round Table
0:09:30 > 0:09:31in old English script.
0:09:31 > 0:09:34There is a historian that claims this is Camelot.
0:09:34 > 0:09:37What? This is getting even wilder and wilder here, Paul.
0:09:37 > 0:09:39Because he was a 5th-century Welsh prince,
0:09:39 > 0:09:43- so we created the Arthurian Room. - That's great.
0:09:43 > 0:09:46There are plenty of other weird and wonderful additions, too,
0:09:46 > 0:09:50like the safe from the custard factory where Paul used to work.
0:09:50 > 0:09:54Visitors, we always ask them to describe this when they leave
0:09:54 > 0:09:57- and they can't. - Well, I'm struggling.
0:09:57 > 0:09:59It almost like an adventure playground,
0:09:59 > 0:10:03something that is fantastically eccentric,
0:10:03 > 0:10:06very British and puts a big smile on your face.
0:10:09 > 0:10:13I suppose that having rescued the place Paul, quite rightly, wants to put his stamp on it.
0:10:13 > 0:10:15Goodness knows what the National Trust would make
0:10:15 > 0:10:18of Paul's little collections, though.
0:10:20 > 0:10:22- King Henry and his wives.- Yeah.
0:10:22 > 0:10:25And here's some Thunderbirds heads.
0:10:25 > 0:10:28- Are they Doulton?- They're Doulton.
0:10:28 > 0:10:31- There's not too many of them around. - No, they're pretty rare.
0:10:31 > 0:10:33I can value them for the look around the house.
0:10:35 > 0:10:37Even the library has a cheeky secret or two.
0:10:38 > 0:10:42It is the only Boys' and Girls' Adventure library in Wales
0:10:42 > 0:10:44and they're all in their original bindings.
0:10:44 > 0:10:48This is the way the world should have been but never quite was.
0:10:48 > 0:10:51You see, I think people like you should run the world.
0:10:51 > 0:10:53I think it would be a happier place.
0:10:53 > 0:10:56- I'm not sure that David Cameron would agree with you.- I don't know!
0:10:56 > 0:11:00But perhaps the best illustration of Paul's Tracy Island philosophy
0:11:00 > 0:11:01is the garden room.
0:11:01 > 0:11:04And now for something completely different.
0:11:07 > 0:11:13Featuring 136 original signs and goodness knows what else besides.
0:11:13 > 0:11:15This is our childhood.
0:11:15 > 0:11:18When people come here, memories come flooding back.
0:11:21 > 0:11:24It's bonkers, that's what it is. It's absolutely bonkers.
0:11:24 > 0:11:25Well, you ought to know.
0:11:25 > 0:11:27DAVID LAUGHS
0:11:31 > 0:11:35Our antiques duo are back in the 1983 Mini.
0:11:35 > 0:11:38They just can't get enough of those Welsh mountains, though.
0:11:38 > 0:11:41- We are right in the thick of it. - I know.
0:11:41 > 0:11:45- We're on top of the world, David. - On top of the world.
0:11:45 > 0:11:47Do you feel on top of the world? I think we pretty much are.
0:11:47 > 0:11:48We keep climbing.
0:11:53 > 0:11:57Catherine and David are heading towards the Beacons and Brecon.
0:11:59 > 0:12:02Well, I've decided that it's no good
0:12:02 > 0:12:05just buying these piddly things at £20, £30
0:12:05 > 0:12:07and making £5, £10 profit.
0:12:07 > 0:12:10- Oh!- Is there? - I'm with you, I'm with you.
0:12:10 > 0:12:12Because it's just not going to get us anywhere
0:12:12 > 0:12:17- and we both really need a big push. - We do.
0:12:17 > 0:12:21- So today I'm going for it. - Oh, I love that.
0:12:21 > 0:12:24I'm going to risk it all.
0:12:24 > 0:12:26Fighting talk, eh?
0:12:26 > 0:12:29And they can safely park the car for a few hours now
0:12:29 > 0:12:31because they're going to battle it out in Brecon.
0:12:35 > 0:12:37Ah! The cavalry.
0:12:37 > 0:12:40It's the back of a fire, I'm sure.
0:12:40 > 0:12:42Whoa, my gosh!
0:12:42 > 0:12:45Probably the 18th or 19th century.
0:12:45 > 0:12:47That thing would sit in the back of the fire.
0:12:47 > 0:12:50It's cast iron. It's absolutely monstrously heavy.
0:12:50 > 0:12:53And there's another one.
0:12:53 > 0:12:54This is probably more interesting.
0:12:54 > 0:13:00Dated 1635, if that really is in period,
0:13:00 > 0:13:03an early 17th-century fireback,
0:13:03 > 0:13:06it's worth £1,000 of anybody's money.
0:13:06 > 0:13:10That's dated 1635. Do you think that's period or not?
0:13:10 > 0:13:12- I would say so, yes.- Really?
0:13:12 > 0:13:15Tony's standing in for the owner and doing a great job
0:13:15 > 0:13:17but it's time for a closer look.
0:13:17 > 0:13:20- It'll be a monstrously heavy thing. - It is very, very heavy.
0:13:20 > 0:13:22Shall I get one side?
0:13:22 > 0:13:23HE GRUNTS
0:13:23 > 0:13:27- Here you are, I've got one side. - Now you can. - There you go. Look at that.
0:13:27 > 0:13:31That is one big, heavy lump of cast iron.
0:13:31 > 0:13:34Charles I, royal coat of arms.
0:13:34 > 0:13:36What do you think? What's your instinct?
0:13:36 > 0:13:38It wouldn't come out of Queen Victoria's place, would it?
0:13:38 > 0:13:40No. Might have done.
0:13:40 > 0:13:42- That's what I normally tell people. - Do you?
0:13:42 > 0:13:45It comes out of her abode. That's how I manage to sell things.
0:13:45 > 0:13:48Ah! I wouldn't be admitting that on telly.
0:13:48 > 0:13:49THEY LAUGH
0:13:49 > 0:13:52Do you know what I think? I think it's mid 20th century.
0:13:52 > 0:13:54- It could be.- 1950s. - It could very well be.
0:13:54 > 0:13:58Well, that at least puts them within David's price range.
0:13:58 > 0:14:02- What kind of money are they? - I would say over £100.- Really?
0:14:02 > 0:14:06- You wouldn't get two for one here, then, would you?- That was yesterday.
0:14:06 > 0:14:11- Really?- Oh, yeah, we had a big day here yesterday.- Two for one deals? - Cheaper than ASDA yesterday.- Never!
0:14:11 > 0:14:12But that was only yesterday.
0:14:12 > 0:14:15- Tony, would you mind giving him a ring and just...- Not at all.
0:14:15 > 0:14:18- Give me a price, give me a price. - Excuse me a minute.- Cheers.
0:14:18 > 0:14:21It might be 20 years old, but it doesn't matter -
0:14:21 > 0:14:24for the right money, as a decorative object, it doesn't matter.
0:14:24 > 0:14:28- I was way over with my quote. - Good man!
0:14:28 > 0:14:32- It's £55.- For the two? For the two? - No, each.
0:14:32 > 0:14:34That's not bad for the two.
0:14:34 > 0:14:36Sorry.
0:14:37 > 0:14:40Is there any movement on that, do you think?
0:14:40 > 0:14:45I think I could go down to 45.
0:14:45 > 0:14:48- Can I officially put that on hold? - No problem.
0:14:48 > 0:14:51Don't sell it to the Southon woman, right?
0:14:51 > 0:14:53- She's not allowed to buy that.- OK.
0:14:53 > 0:14:55Those are getting cheaper all the time.
0:14:55 > 0:14:57I wonder how Catherine's doing?
0:14:57 > 0:14:59- Bore da. - Bore da.
0:14:59 > 0:15:02- Bore da.- Ah! She's made a good impression there.
0:15:02 > 0:15:07- I'm Lynton. I own the centre. - Right. So you're the man to do the deals with.- Yeah.
0:15:07 > 0:15:11- Excellent. Fantastic.- If you want any help, just give us a call.
0:15:11 > 0:15:13- We'll see if we can do a little deal.- OK.
0:15:13 > 0:15:16Soon, Catherine, having taken note of what's Lynton's,
0:15:16 > 0:15:18has found something she quite likes.
0:15:18 > 0:15:21It's very sweet. Do you know what I think it was?
0:15:21 > 0:15:23- I think it might be for microscope slides.- Yes.
0:15:23 > 0:15:26These drawers, I think, once upon a time, were filled
0:15:26 > 0:15:30with glass microscope slides.
0:15:30 > 0:15:34Solid mahogany. These little bun feet on the bottom.
0:15:34 > 0:15:37That would probably date it to about 1830, 1840.
0:15:37 > 0:15:40The ticket price is £195, though.
0:15:40 > 0:15:42It'll take more than a little Welsh small talk
0:15:42 > 0:15:44to get that down, girl.
0:15:44 > 0:15:47- Can you do £100 on it?- No.
0:15:47 > 0:15:48Right.
0:15:48 > 0:15:50OK.
0:15:54 > 0:15:58I'll give you my bottom line. I can't go less than, what, 120?
0:16:02 > 0:16:04You couldn't do 110?
0:16:04 > 0:16:06- Go on, then.- For 110.- For 110.
0:16:06 > 0:16:10I'm not going to commit just yet because I'm just going to have a look at the other shops.
0:16:10 > 0:16:13I think Lynton expected a handshake after that lot.
0:16:13 > 0:16:17Just one thing. If that Mr Harper comes in sniffing around,
0:16:17 > 0:16:21please don't let him have that for any... Don't let him have it, full stop.
0:16:21 > 0:16:24- Don't give him any big discounts. - He might offer me 185 for it.
0:16:24 > 0:16:27Yeah, but don't take it, because we're friends, aren't we?
0:16:27 > 0:16:28We're pals.
0:16:28 > 0:16:32Well, friendship's one thing and antiques are quite another.
0:16:32 > 0:16:35Meanwhile, David's got his dealer on the line
0:16:35 > 0:16:37and he's spied something else.
0:16:37 > 0:16:41There's a very simple little Chinese rice bowl,
0:16:41 > 0:16:4219th century thing.
0:16:42 > 0:16:45Is it buyable at 20? ..OK.
0:16:45 > 0:16:51And while I've got you on the phone, the big fireback. Tony said 45.
0:16:51 > 0:16:54Could it be just a little bit less or...?
0:16:54 > 0:16:5640 quid. OK, that's fine.
0:16:56 > 0:16:58OK, thank you. Bye.
0:16:58 > 0:17:03- Right. Little Chinese thing, he said I can have it for 20 quid.- OK, yeah.
0:17:03 > 0:17:06- But I'll put that aside for now. - So that's those two reserved
0:17:06 > 0:17:10at £20 for the bowl and £40 for the fireback - wow.
0:17:10 > 0:17:11- Good man. Cheers.- OK.
0:17:15 > 0:17:18Because Brecon does have quite a few antique shops,
0:17:18 > 0:17:20it looks like our two intend to play the field.
0:17:21 > 0:17:26You see, I like this. We've got an umbrella stand or a walking stick stand
0:17:26 > 0:17:29and it's a big lump of cast iron.
0:17:29 > 0:17:35I think this would look smashing in a lovely country house.
0:17:35 > 0:17:37It's very sort of rococo, the style of it.
0:17:37 > 0:17:39I love the shells, I love the grapes
0:17:39 > 0:17:44- and there's a lot of sort of swirls and patterns in it.- Mm.
0:17:44 > 0:17:46But at £48, there's a bit of a fault.
0:17:46 > 0:17:48- What can you do on it?- 40.
0:17:48 > 0:17:51Bearing in mind that we'd be taking a bit of a gamble.
0:17:51 > 0:17:56That would but I still think there's quite a lot left in it,
0:17:56 > 0:17:58especially at auction.
0:17:58 > 0:18:02- But not at 40.- I'm struggling now a little on it, then.
0:18:02 > 0:18:05I think a very, very fair price would be 30.
0:18:05 > 0:18:09I could do 35, then, yes.
0:18:09 > 0:18:12I think £30 is a really fair offer.
0:18:12 > 0:18:15I'm still not biting yet, am I?
0:18:15 > 0:18:17- Go on!- Shall we say 35?
0:18:17 > 0:18:21Let's see what else and then if we can put that with it...
0:18:21 > 0:18:24Good idea, girls. There's plenty inside after all.
0:18:24 > 0:18:27Ah, now David's discovered the antiques centre.
0:18:31 > 0:18:34- Hello.- Hello. - OK if I just have a wander round? - Of course you can.
0:18:34 > 0:18:36If you want any help, just give me a call.
0:18:36 > 0:18:40So no welcome badinage for him. Just straight to it.
0:18:40 > 0:18:42I wonder how long it will take this time?
0:18:42 > 0:18:46- Just a little carrying box. - Not very.
0:18:46 > 0:18:50Always, I'm drawn to Oriental things and that is Chinese.
0:18:51 > 0:18:55It's possibly 19th century. Let's say it's circa 1900.
0:18:55 > 0:18:59In fact, it's got things in it and they seem to belong.
0:18:59 > 0:19:01That's Chinese.
0:19:01 > 0:19:05That's Chinese. A pair of water buffalos, hand-carved.
0:19:05 > 0:19:06They're worth 40 or 50 quid.
0:19:06 > 0:19:08There's a lot going on there.
0:19:08 > 0:19:11Is it priced with its contents? That's the thing.
0:19:11 > 0:19:1390 quid.
0:19:13 > 0:19:15Actually, David, that's just for the box.
0:19:16 > 0:19:18I'll have to speak to him about that.
0:19:18 > 0:19:21What would be sensible for the lot - everything?
0:19:21 > 0:19:24Everything's that in it? I'd do it for the 90 quid for everything.
0:19:24 > 0:19:28Not bad but remember, David's already reserved those two items up the road.
0:19:28 > 0:19:33- I've got £41 and so many pennies. - Yes.- Right?
0:19:33 > 0:19:37So I'm thinking, how about if we take out the prints,
0:19:37 > 0:19:40take out the brass and the gaming boards...
0:19:42 > 0:19:45and then we put in these two little characters...
0:19:49 > 0:19:52Is that ever going to happen at £41 and something pennies? Never?
0:19:52 > 0:19:57- No.- Never?- The box cost me more than that.- Did it?- Yeah.- OK.
0:19:57 > 0:20:01- Erm...- Give me a profit on the box and you've got a chance.
0:20:01 > 0:20:04I've got to have 50 quid at least on it. That gives me a profit.
0:20:04 > 0:20:09Time for a rethink. If he wants the buffalo, he might need to forget about that Chinese bowl.
0:20:10 > 0:20:18So my offer to you now is £61.24 for the box and these two fellows.
0:20:18 > 0:20:21- Go on. Go on, then. - Deal?- Yeah, go on.
0:20:21 > 0:20:23- Good man. Thank you very much indeed. - OK.
0:20:23 > 0:20:28I think that was £40 for the box and the rest for the couple of buffalo.
0:20:28 > 0:20:32£61.24. There you go.
0:20:32 > 0:20:35- Is that a nice one?- What about Catherine and Martha, then?
0:20:35 > 0:20:39I wonder if she's found anything to add to her umbrella stand?
0:20:39 > 0:20:42I like that display cabinet there with the rose going through.
0:20:42 > 0:20:45- It's pretty, isn't it? - Yes, it's one of my favourites
0:20:45 > 0:20:48- and it's cheap. - How cheap is it?- 35.
0:20:48 > 0:20:51It's quite nice, isn't it?
0:20:51 > 0:20:53Now, this is 1950s.
0:20:53 > 0:20:58I would have thought it came in as piece of pretty boring brown furniture
0:20:58 > 0:21:01but what's happened is Martha's painted it up
0:21:01 > 0:21:04to look more sort of shabby chic.
0:21:04 > 0:21:09But the problem is you would go along to buy this
0:21:09 > 0:21:12in its brown state at auction, dealers would -
0:21:12 > 0:21:14they'd pick up for 30 quid,
0:21:14 > 0:21:18then transform it, as Martha has done
0:21:18 > 0:21:22and probably sell it on for 70 quid.
0:21:22 > 0:21:26So I think, really, it would be pretty foolish to buy it
0:21:26 > 0:21:29and then send it back to auction.
0:21:29 > 0:21:34Quite possibly but that doesn't seem to have put her off taking a closer look.
0:21:34 > 0:21:36It must be here. No, that's not going to go in there.
0:21:36 > 0:21:38We've got a bit of a problem here.
0:21:38 > 0:21:40Another problem, eh? Are you sure, Catherine?
0:21:40 > 0:21:43I've got a key somewhere. SHE CHUCKLES
0:21:43 > 0:21:47There's absolutely no reason why that shouldn't sell.
0:21:47 > 0:21:51Apart from all those we've already heard about, that is.
0:21:51 > 0:21:54- What can you do on it?- 28.
0:21:54 > 0:21:58Remember, Martha still wants £35 for the umbrella stand.
0:21:58 > 0:22:01- So would you do the two for 50?- 48.
0:22:01 > 0:22:04I'm going to shake your hand because I just think it's got to work.
0:22:04 > 0:22:06- Well done.- Right. Here we are.
0:22:08 > 0:22:12- OK, there's 20, 40...- This probably isn't the moment to point out
0:22:12 > 0:22:15that at this rate she won't be able to afford the mahogany cabinet
0:22:15 > 0:22:16she reserved earlier.
0:22:16 > 0:22:19- Thank very much indeed. - Bye-bye.- Bye-bye.
0:22:19 > 0:22:21Actually, she's £10.84 light.
0:22:21 > 0:22:24- Tony!- Ah!- This is turning into a Brian Rix farce.
0:22:24 > 0:22:26That's £40, that is what we said. Thank you very much.
0:22:26 > 0:22:29So, David's now got the fireback he reserved,
0:22:29 > 0:22:33which means he's once more spent the lot.
0:22:33 > 0:22:35- Hello. I'm back.- Hello.
0:22:35 > 0:22:38And, remember, now Catherine doesn't have enough
0:22:38 > 0:22:41to pay the agreed price on the cabinet, so watch this.
0:22:41 > 0:22:43What's Welsh for pretty please?
0:22:43 > 0:22:46This is all I have in the world.
0:22:46 > 0:22:50£99.16 to be exact.
0:22:50 > 0:22:53- HE LAUGHS - Yeah, go on.
0:22:53 > 0:22:55- Thank you very much indeed. - It's a pleasure.
0:22:55 > 0:22:58Ooh, you're lovely. Thank you!
0:22:58 > 0:23:00- What a nice man.- Bye-bye.- Bye-bye.
0:23:03 > 0:23:05Have I just done a terrible thing?
0:23:05 > 0:23:07I don't know!
0:23:07 > 0:23:09I do.
0:23:09 > 0:23:11Well, that's the shopping completed,
0:23:11 > 0:23:14so here's a quick reminder of how they've spent their cash.
0:23:14 > 0:23:19David started out with £231.24 and, as usual, he spent it,
0:23:19 > 0:23:21all of it, on five auction lots.
0:23:21 > 0:23:23If we can just hide that.
0:23:23 > 0:23:26Catherine began with £202.16
0:23:26 > 0:23:29and she's also spent it all on her five lots.
0:23:29 > 0:23:34Let's find out what they thought of one another's antiques offerings.
0:23:34 > 0:23:39The 1930s painted cabinet with the rose is truly horrifying.
0:23:39 > 0:23:42It really is and I've seen them sell for £1.
0:23:42 > 0:23:47All of a sudden, we're really getting to one another.
0:23:47 > 0:23:51I think mine are just so superior. It's unbelievable.
0:23:54 > 0:23:56After starting out at Rhayader in mid Wales,
0:23:56 > 0:24:00this leg of our trip concludes with an auction in Llanelli
0:24:00 > 0:24:02in the Welsh Valleys.
0:24:02 > 0:24:04- Here we are.- Where? - Welsh Country Auctions.
0:24:04 > 0:24:07Did you know that one of Llanelli's local heroes
0:24:07 > 0:24:10was the Concorde test pilot Brian Trubshaw?
0:24:10 > 0:24:12He was always Mr Cool, Calm And Collected
0:24:12 > 0:24:14but how are our two feeling right now?
0:24:16 > 0:24:18Come on, you. Let's get this over and done with.
0:24:18 > 0:24:20- Are you excited?- No, no, no, no.
0:24:20 > 0:24:25Today it's antiques and effects day at Welsh County Auctions.
0:24:25 > 0:24:28Richard Williams is our auctioneer in command.
0:24:28 > 0:24:30GAVEL BANGS
0:24:30 > 0:24:34Llanelli's ready. They've both been bold, but will it pay off?
0:24:34 > 0:24:36- OK, you're on now. - Right, here we are.
0:24:37 > 0:24:40First up, Catherine's bargain set of pots.
0:24:40 > 0:24:44Ten only. At 10. £10. At 10. 15. At 15.
0:24:44 > 0:24:46- 20. Do we have another?- 20. - There you go.
0:24:46 > 0:24:4925. 30.
0:24:49 > 0:24:50- Five.- Oh!
0:24:50 > 0:24:55- At 35. Centre of the room, then. At £35.- Any more?
0:24:55 > 0:24:58- GAVEL BANGS Well done, well done. - That was quite good.
0:24:58 > 0:25:01A positive start but no-one's getting carried away.
0:25:01 > 0:25:05- We've still got a long way to go, though, haven't we?- Yes.
0:25:05 > 0:25:08Next, the buffalo Catherine so admired.
0:25:08 > 0:25:10So which one's Cheap and which one's Nasty?
0:25:10 > 0:25:1210 I'm bid to start. At 10.
0:25:12 > 0:25:1415. At £15.
0:25:14 > 0:25:17- At 15.- Come on.- 20.
0:25:17 > 0:25:19- At 20. Any advance on £20?- Come on!
0:25:19 > 0:25:22It's in the centre, then, at £20.
0:25:22 > 0:25:2320.
0:25:26 > 0:25:29- David!- Stop smiling!
0:25:29 > 0:25:32Oh, dear. That will be quite a lot more after commission.
0:25:32 > 0:25:34Goblet challenge time. Catherine's up first.
0:25:34 > 0:25:38- Oh, my stomach's just done a huge flip.- I know how you feel.
0:25:38 > 0:25:4220 I'm bid. At £20. At 20. For the presentation goblet.
0:25:42 > 0:25:46- At 20. 5. At 25.- Come on.- Come on.
0:25:46 > 0:25:4830. At 30.
0:25:48 > 0:25:52- Once, twice...- No... - No!- At £30.
0:25:52 > 0:25:55- GAVEL BANGS - Another loss. Someone's got a bargain.
0:25:55 > 0:25:59That was far too cheap. He was gutted to sell that.
0:25:59 > 0:26:05Goblet challenge part two. How will David's fishing version fare?
0:26:05 > 0:26:0720 I'm bid. At 20.
0:26:07 > 0:26:10- 30, five, 40.- Come on.- Five.
0:26:10 > 0:26:13- You've won the goblet challenge. - At £50.
0:26:13 > 0:26:15At 50...
0:26:15 > 0:26:19- GAVEL BANGS - Better but still a loss, really.
0:26:19 > 0:26:23- We need a bit of oomph. - We need some oomph.- Oh!
0:26:23 > 0:26:25David's slightly battered Chinese box now.
0:26:25 > 0:26:2910 I'm bid. At 10. £10. At 10 for the document box.
0:26:29 > 0:26:3015. At 15.
0:26:30 > 0:26:34£15. 20. At 20. Five.
0:26:34 > 0:26:3730. Just in time. At 30 right in the centre. 35.
0:26:37 > 0:26:39- Come on.- Ooh.- At 35.- Come on. - Are you sure?
0:26:39 > 0:26:43GAVEL BANGS Oh! I can't believe it.
0:26:43 > 0:26:46- I can't believe it. We're rubbish. - I know.
0:26:46 > 0:26:49He has a point. Only joking!
0:26:49 > 0:26:52Now, Catherine got this for almost half price,
0:26:52 > 0:26:54so surely there's a profit here?
0:26:54 > 0:26:57At 50. Did I hear a voice? 60.
0:26:57 > 0:26:5970. 80.
0:26:59 > 0:27:02And I've got 90. Rostrum bid at 90.
0:27:02 > 0:27:04Five. At 95.
0:27:04 > 0:27:05- 100.- Please... 100.
0:27:05 > 0:27:09At £100. And five. 110.
0:27:09 > 0:27:13And I've still got 115 and 120. At 120.
0:27:13 > 0:27:17- Ooh...- 120.- At 120. At 120. No more?
0:27:17 > 0:27:20All that hard work. All that stress, David!
0:27:20 > 0:27:23I know but it shows that it's a very good buy.
0:27:23 > 0:27:27Yes, it does. She might be getting the upper hand here, David.
0:27:27 > 0:27:29Now for a slightly more questionable buy.
0:27:29 > 0:27:32The auctioneer certainly had his doubts.
0:27:32 > 0:27:36Any offers for the cabinet? There must somebody that likes it.
0:27:38 > 0:27:39No.
0:27:39 > 0:27:41No?
0:27:41 > 0:27:43£5?
0:27:44 > 0:27:47No offers for the cabinet?
0:27:47 > 0:27:49Well, we'll just have to pass it by.
0:27:49 > 0:27:51- There you go.- We'll say no more, shall we?
0:27:51 > 0:27:54Ah, sweet-pea, ah! I'm sorry.
0:27:54 > 0:27:57Can David make a profit with his royal fireback?
0:27:57 > 0:27:5910 I'm bid. At 10. £10.
0:27:59 > 0:28:0215. At £15.
0:28:02 > 0:28:05At 15. 20. It should make £100, really.
0:28:05 > 0:28:09At 20. Five. At 25.
0:28:09 > 0:28:12At 25. Nothing to think about, really. 30.
0:28:12 > 0:28:1535. At 35.
0:28:15 > 0:28:18At 35 for the cast back.
0:28:18 > 0:28:20GAVEL BANGS Oh, God.
0:28:20 > 0:28:23- Have you made a profit on anything? - I don't think so.
0:28:23 > 0:28:27- No, he hasn't, actually. - Well...
0:28:27 > 0:28:30Catherine's last stand. She could win today.
0:28:30 > 0:28:3420 I'm bid. At 20. At £20 for the cast iron stick stand.
0:28:34 > 0:28:37Come on. What's the matter with them?
0:28:37 > 0:28:39All done, then, at £20?
0:28:39 > 0:28:42- GAVEL BANGS - That's a blow.
0:28:43 > 0:28:47David's star buy - could this "altar" everything?
0:28:47 > 0:28:4920 I'm bid. At 20.
0:28:49 > 0:28:5120, 30, 40.
0:28:51 > 0:28:55At 40. 50, 60.
0:28:55 > 0:28:57- At £60.- Come on.
0:28:57 > 0:28:58All done at £60?
0:28:58 > 0:29:02- GAVEL BANGS - 60.- Well, someone's happy, at least.
0:29:02 > 0:29:05I can't believe it. I can't believe it!
0:29:06 > 0:29:07That's it for a disappointing auction
0:29:07 > 0:29:10and Catherine is the winner today.
0:29:10 > 0:29:13- Just awful. Awful, awful. - Let's go. Don't worry. Don't worry.
0:29:13 > 0:29:15Awful.
0:29:17 > 0:29:20David started this leg with £231.24
0:29:20 > 0:29:24and, after auction costs, he made a loss of £67.24,
0:29:24 > 0:29:29so he now has just £164.
0:29:33 > 0:29:37Catherine began with £202.16
0:29:37 > 0:29:41and, after paying auction costs, she lost £35.06,
0:29:41 > 0:29:46leaving her with a narrow lead and £168.10.
0:29:46 > 0:29:48Looks pleased, doesn't she?
0:29:50 > 0:29:52- Come on.- Oh, David. - Let's go shopping.
0:29:52 > 0:29:55I don't know if I want to shop any more.
0:29:55 > 0:29:58Well, we have to absolutely pull something out of the hat,
0:29:58 > 0:30:00you know that, because we are rubbish.
0:30:00 > 0:30:02Come on. Wahey!
0:30:07 > 0:30:09So, onwards to the next leg,
0:30:09 > 0:30:13with David and Catherine and their little 1983 Mini.
0:30:13 > 0:30:17- I can't remember what it's like to make money!- We must make something
0:30:17 > 0:30:22- somewhere along the line.- Do you think we'll ever make profit again?
0:30:23 > 0:30:26Here's a quick recap of our journey so far.
0:30:26 > 0:30:28We began in Eccleston in Lancashire
0:30:28 > 0:30:30And then headed south for about 350 miles,
0:30:30 > 0:30:33through Wales and the West Country,
0:30:33 > 0:30:35to Seaton on the south coast of England.
0:30:37 > 0:30:42But, on this leg, we're starting out at Merthyr Tydfil in Wales
0:30:42 > 0:30:47and heading for an auction in England at Wotton-under-Edge.
0:30:47 > 0:30:51Although just a few miles south of the Brecon Beacons National Park,
0:30:51 > 0:30:57- the countryside around Merthyr is very different.- I imagine in the '60s and the '70s
0:30:57 > 0:31:01this would be buzzing with real industry. My gosh!
0:31:01 > 0:31:04- Nice little move. - What do you think about that?
0:31:04 > 0:31:07- What a parker!- Well done!
0:31:07 > 0:31:10You're very fast at running, David!
0:31:11 > 0:31:14- Shall I go up?- Go on, then. I'll start down here.
0:31:14 > 0:31:22Looks like first strike to Catherine. She'll get help from Kelly while David's upstairs.
0:31:22 > 0:31:25And she needs help - she's only got £168.10.
0:31:25 > 0:31:30I'm looking for some nice silver. Have you got any nice pieces?
0:31:33 > 0:31:35So we've got a little vesta.
0:31:37 > 0:31:42- I'm not sure that is silver. - David's had much the same idea.
0:31:42 > 0:31:45He's got even less, with £164.
0:31:45 > 0:31:50Is there any real silver in there? And the answer is...not.
0:31:50 > 0:31:54It's all either pewter or silver-plated.
0:31:54 > 0:31:55Nickel-plated.
0:31:55 > 0:31:59Tricky business, working out what's really precious.
0:31:59 > 0:32:06You would expect it to be silver, but it's just silvered brass. You can see the brass coming through.
0:32:10 > 0:32:15The only thing I'm possibly interested in, if it is dirt cheap, is the little decanter.
0:32:17 > 0:32:191929.
0:32:19 > 0:32:21It's marked on the collar.
0:32:21 > 0:32:27Can you see how the pattern on top matches on the bottom, so we know the stopper is absolutely crisp?
0:32:27 > 0:32:32That's a sweet little thing. It'll probably sell for about £30.
0:32:32 > 0:32:34Actually, that's the ticket price.
0:32:34 > 0:32:41- Can I have a quick look? Is that a picnic set?- David's found something else that's shiny.
0:32:41 > 0:32:45- It's a lighter. - And an ashtray, by the looks of it.
0:32:45 > 0:32:48- Yeah, or a cigarette box.- Yeah.
0:32:48 > 0:32:55A flask. It looks like a 1920s-1940s novelty picnic set.
0:32:55 > 0:32:57I think.
0:32:58 > 0:33:02- That's an ice bucket.- They were the days of proper motoring,
0:33:02 > 0:33:08- when any self-respecting road tripper had to be prepared to pack a heavyweight picnic.- Really odd.
0:33:08 > 0:33:12- And it's quirky. How much is it?- 55?
0:33:12 > 0:33:16- Ouch! Kelly...it would need to be 20 quid.- Let's say 25.
0:33:16 > 0:33:22- You're just too nice. Give us a kiss.- First deal to David. Now what's Catherine got there?
0:33:22 > 0:33:30A cricket bat used during this particular match between Gloucestershire and Yorkshire.
0:33:30 > 0:33:37- And seemingly autographed by both sides.- Go away!- She's spotted the item I wanted to look at.
0:33:37 > 0:33:44Now, now, David. The auction just happens to be in the famous cricket county of Gloucestershire.
0:33:44 > 0:33:46That's very bad for me.
0:33:46 > 0:33:53- Gloucester's first captain was the legendary WG Grace.- First one to touch it gets it!- Howzat!
0:33:53 > 0:34:00Looks like David might have to retire to the pavilion. Catherine opens the batting against Kelly.
0:34:00 > 0:34:04- £70.- Oh!- How much were you thinking of?- About 20.
0:34:04 > 0:34:08- 45?- 30 I'd really like to pay.
0:34:08 > 0:34:12- I think that's what they call playing a straight bat.- 35.
0:34:14 > 0:34:16Come on. 30, please.
0:34:16 > 0:34:20- Go on. We'll have a deal at 30. - Thank you. You're very kind.
0:34:20 > 0:34:28- Just before you go, your little oil decanter upstairs. What could you do on that?- 15.
0:34:28 > 0:34:31- Would you do 10 on that? - Oh, go on, then. 10.
0:34:31 > 0:34:36So £30 for the bat, but having suggested £10 for the decanter,
0:34:36 > 0:34:43- Catherine's had second thoughts. - If it was a perfume bottle, I could see people getting excited about it.
0:34:43 > 0:34:47- How much do you want to pay? - I'll give you £5 for it.- Go on.
0:34:47 > 0:34:53- Thank you so much. - Remember David's picnic set?
0:34:53 > 0:34:56He may have found just the right thing to go with it.
0:34:58 > 0:35:00Look at that.
0:35:00 > 0:35:03A Steiff bear. Isn't he just sweet?
0:35:03 > 0:35:09Steiff are a German company famed for their top quality teddies since 1902.
0:35:09 > 0:35:13Each Steiff bear has distinctive features.
0:35:13 > 0:35:17A very long snout, glass eyes,
0:35:17 > 0:35:19of course, a nice earring.
0:35:19 > 0:35:21Moveable limbs.
0:35:21 > 0:35:25Patches on the paws.
0:35:25 > 0:35:30- And these things can be worth fortunes. Can he be 20 quid?- Oh, no.
0:35:30 > 0:35:33- Oh...- Is that horrible?- Yeah.
0:35:33 > 0:35:37- He doesn't think so. - Let's say 30.- 30's fantastic.
0:35:37 > 0:35:40Thank you very much, Kelly.
0:35:40 > 0:35:45# Today's the day the teddy bears have their picnic... #
0:35:45 > 0:35:49So after that shopping spree time for our two to head south
0:35:49 > 0:35:53to the Taff Valley. From Merthyr to Cardiff.
0:35:53 > 0:35:58The Welsh capital became the principality's largest city during the 19th century
0:35:58 > 0:36:02when the docks began exporting Welsh coal to the world.
0:36:02 > 0:36:09- I've been here before.- Have you? - This will take you hours to cover! - See you later.
0:36:09 > 0:36:12- See you later.- Big, isn't it?
0:36:12 > 0:36:17All that pumping room can now be used to stow antiques and reproductions.
0:36:17 > 0:36:22No David around either to cramp Catherine's style.
0:36:22 > 0:36:30- Dealer Helen's got some bargain silver, though.- Oh. What is it?- Pencil.- A pencil, yeah.
0:36:30 > 0:36:35That's quite nice with the original pencil. Nicely hallmarked, nicely engraved with the flowers.
0:36:35 > 0:36:39I'm guessing it's late Victorian. It's £25.
0:36:39 > 0:36:43- How much did you want for that? - I could do 10.
0:36:43 > 0:36:48- Could you do a bit less? Five? Eight?- Eight.
0:36:48 > 0:36:54- OK, I'll have that from you. Lovely. For eight, thank you. - What a deal!
0:36:54 > 0:36:59It seems Catherine's really sticking to silver and things with a bit of quality.
0:36:59 > 0:37:03- Anything else? - I think this is really striking.
0:37:03 > 0:37:08It's Edwardian, I would say, in date. Maybe slightly later.
0:37:08 > 0:37:10So around 1910.
0:37:10 > 0:37:16I love the simplicity of the three pearls and then you've got these semi-precious stones
0:37:16 > 0:37:20set in silver. I've got no idea on the price.
0:37:20 > 0:37:27We really need to get hold of the owner. I just think it's really classy. Perfect for Gloucestershire.
0:37:27 > 0:37:33The ticket price is £48. Time to call the dealer and turn on the charm.
0:37:33 > 0:37:35Ahh.
0:37:35 > 0:37:40Are you sure you won't do it for 10? You just said you liked me.
0:37:40 > 0:37:42Go on!
0:37:42 > 0:37:46Thank you very much. Thank you. Bye-bye.
0:37:46 > 0:37:50So £10 for the brooch! And £8 for the pencil.
0:37:50 > 0:37:54Catherine's quality collection is really coming along.
0:37:54 > 0:38:01Anyway, Catherine is now in the driving seat, as our dynamic duo forge ahead.
0:38:01 > 0:38:02GEARS GRIND
0:38:02 > 0:38:05- Good God!- Whoops!
0:38:05 > 0:38:11They'll soon wind up at auction in Wotton-under-Edge. Next stop, though, is Newport.
0:38:13 > 0:38:15Ah, bric-a-brac.
0:38:16 > 0:38:22Now David doesn't have potfuls of money, but there's a fair old mix of stuff in this place.
0:38:22 > 0:38:25I'm sure something will fire his imagination.
0:38:27 > 0:38:33God, that's amazing. From late '60s, early '70s. Dinky Toys.
0:38:33 > 0:38:37So well made. Incredibly well made.
0:38:37 > 0:38:41Look at that. Goodness sake, it works.
0:38:41 > 0:38:43Look. You roll your cars on,
0:38:43 > 0:38:48your cars are on the top, you roll your second car. It's fantastic.
0:38:48 > 0:38:52- A bit tatty, though, isn't it? - I would want that.
0:38:52 > 0:38:56- What?!- Right. I've got an idea.
0:38:56 > 0:38:59I walked past these earlier. We've got some vintage cars.
0:38:59 > 0:39:02So what do we have here?
0:39:02 > 0:39:09- A really well-used AC sports car. - I think the expression is play-worn or clapped out.
0:39:09 > 0:39:14- British sports car. Beautiful shape. - Dinky cars first went on sale in the '30s
0:39:14 > 0:39:20and the rival Corgis appeared in 1956. They do say they should be boxed and in mint condition
0:39:20 > 0:39:26- to make real money.- Fabulous.- But David doesn't seem too fussed about the condition of these old bangers.
0:39:26 > 0:39:31Gorgeous. We'll put that on our circa-1970 car transporter.
0:39:31 > 0:39:37- John? Have you got any more cars for my transporter? - There's a few in the cupboard.
0:39:37 > 0:39:44- He's only just starting! - Let me have a root round that box. Let's put a collection together.
0:39:44 > 0:39:47What have we got? Oh! I like that.
0:39:47 > 0:39:52It's a Ford Zephyr. Motorway patrol car. Come on!
0:39:52 > 0:39:54I like that, John, but hang on...
0:39:57 > 0:40:02Look at that. A late 1960s, early 1970s tour bus. Look at it!
0:40:02 > 0:40:07And it's made of metal. It's just beautifully constructed.
0:40:07 > 0:40:12That works and so we have a nice little collection there.
0:40:12 > 0:40:16- How much, John? - 60 quid, the lot.
0:40:16 > 0:40:19- 40 quid.- 50's a deal.
0:40:19 > 0:40:2145.
0:40:24 > 0:40:26- Deal.- Good man.
0:40:26 > 0:40:27Fantastic!
0:40:27 > 0:40:33- Of course, that's the bus they used in... What's the film? - The Italian Job? Never!
0:40:33 > 0:40:38Even better. It's the Italian Job bus.
0:40:38 > 0:40:42# The Self-Preservation Society
0:40:42 > 0:40:47# This is the Self-Preservation Society... #
0:40:47 > 0:40:52Meanwhile, Catherine has made her way from Cardiff into England and Ross-on-Wye.
0:40:53 > 0:40:57- Good morning. I'm Catherine. Very nice to meet you.- Penny.
0:40:57 > 0:41:02- Hello, Penny.- I'm sure we'll have no complaints about this place.
0:41:02 > 0:41:06There's some quality here. Nicely laid out, too.
0:41:09 > 0:41:11A sugar caster.
0:41:11 > 0:41:15It's quite elegant, isn't it? It's Edwardian in date. 1918.
0:41:15 > 0:41:19You've got 55 on it. What could you do on that?
0:41:19 > 0:41:22- Em...45.- Oh, gosh. Really?
0:41:22 > 0:41:27- I was looking more like 30, to be honest.- My rock bottom would be 40.
0:41:27 > 0:41:32I'm not sure I would make much on that. I think probably not.
0:41:32 > 0:41:38Sounds like Catherine needs to add a little something to sweeten the deal.
0:41:38 > 0:41:45- What about the opera glasses? Do they belong to you?- Yes. - You see these all the time.- Yes.
0:41:45 > 0:41:50Mother of pearl. The thing is they're nice, crisp and in lovely condition.
0:41:50 > 0:41:55You've got £26 on that. Is there...? What can you do on that?
0:41:55 > 0:42:01- 20?- Could you come down a bit more than that? Maybe 15?- 18?
0:42:01 > 0:42:05- 15?- 15, yeah. - I think we might be getting focused!
0:42:05 > 0:42:1115 on the binoculars and 40 on that, so the two together... that's 55.
0:42:12 > 0:42:16- Can we do the two together for 50? - OK.- Thank you very much, Penny.
0:42:16 > 0:42:19You're very kind. Lovely.
0:42:21 > 0:42:26At least it's not a load of old toy cars, but I suppose they may just appeal to someone.
0:42:26 > 0:42:30Meanwhile, David's motored over from Newport to Chepstow.
0:42:31 > 0:42:36A little bit further down the River Wye, Chepstow was once the largest port in Wales.
0:42:36 > 0:42:43- Hello.- Hello. Good afternoon. - I'm David Harper.- Hello. I'm Lesley. - Hello, Lesley. Lovely to meet you.
0:42:43 > 0:42:46- Can I look around?- Please do.
0:42:46 > 0:42:49- Ah!- Quirky.
0:42:49 > 0:42:53- So they're plant pots of some sort. - I would think so. Do you think so?
0:42:53 > 0:42:57- They could be brush pots.- Could be. - For artists? Probably Staffordshire.
0:42:57 > 0:43:00Let's say 1930s.
0:43:00 > 0:43:04- Fun item.- I quite like them. They've got a bit of a cheek to them.
0:43:04 > 0:43:07- Yes.- They put a smile on your face. - Definitely, yes.
0:43:07 > 0:43:11How cheeky cheap could they be?
0:43:12 > 0:43:13Go on, just give me an idea.
0:43:15 > 0:43:17To you, 45.
0:43:17 > 0:43:1845...
0:43:18 > 0:43:22How about 15 each, 30, cash?
0:43:22 > 0:43:24- That's pushing me a bit, actually. - Go on.
0:43:24 > 0:43:30- Try and guess what they're trying to tell you.- They'd be slightly offended to go that cheaply.
0:43:30 > 0:43:34- No, they want to go for 30. - They think they're worth 40. - I can't do that.
0:43:34 > 0:43:39- 35.- Well, I couldn't say no. How could I say no? Thank you so much.
0:43:39 > 0:43:42While David's been monkeying about,
0:43:42 > 0:43:48Catherine's made her way from Ross-on-Wye to the Forest of Dean and the little village of Churcham.
0:43:48 > 0:43:52Deep in the Gloucestershire countryside,
0:43:52 > 0:43:55and wearing some extremely inappropriate footwear, I might say.
0:43:55 > 0:43:58MOOING
0:44:00 > 0:44:04Catherine is here to see a farm where they're keeping a unique form of cheese-making alive
0:44:04 > 0:44:07because thanks to the milk from a rare breed,
0:44:07 > 0:44:13their Single Gloucester cheese is as highly prized and protected as Parma ham or champagne.
0:44:13 > 0:44:14Oh!
0:44:14 > 0:44:17Squelch!
0:44:17 > 0:44:22- Hello there. I'm Catherine. - Hello, Catherine. I'm Diana. - Very nice to meet you. Hello, Diana.
0:44:22 > 0:44:27- Is this where it all happens?- It's all happening in there at the moment.
0:44:28 > 0:44:3485-year-old Diana Smart started making cheese as a retirement hobby 25 years ago...
0:44:34 > 0:44:36Meet the rest of the team.
0:44:36 > 0:44:41..becoming one of just a handful of small producers making Single Gloucester.
0:44:41 > 0:44:44There's only five or six makers of it in the world.
0:44:44 > 0:44:47It must be made in Gloucestershire.
0:44:47 > 0:44:50It must be made to a traditional recipe
0:44:50 > 0:44:54and the farm that makes it must have Gloucester cattle.
0:44:54 > 0:44:59Gloucester cattle have always been prized for their fine cheese-making milk,
0:44:59 > 0:45:04but perhaps the real secret of Diana's Single Gloucester lies in the old-fashioned machinery
0:45:04 > 0:45:07she's inherited like the ancient curd press...
0:45:09 > 0:45:11..and the venerable curd mill.
0:45:11 > 0:45:16- It looks like a piece of late Victorian machinery.- Well, yes.
0:45:16 > 0:45:18It's at least 100 years old.
0:45:18 > 0:45:24- Probably more like 120 or 130 years old.- Right.
0:45:24 > 0:45:29OK. I'm worried about your fingers. You said you haven't had an accident yet.
0:45:31 > 0:45:35- This is hard work. - It pays off though.
0:45:35 > 0:45:41Last year, their Single Gloucester was declared the best traditional cheese at the British Cheese Awards.
0:45:41 > 0:45:44I think they called it Sweet Smell of Success.
0:45:44 > 0:45:46It's quite ripe, isn't it?
0:45:47 > 0:45:49Wow!
0:45:49 > 0:45:54Diana's cheese matures in here for several months and gathers quite a bit of mould...
0:45:54 > 0:45:57They're almost black, aren't they?
0:45:57 > 0:46:00..before it's scrubbed out and ready to eat.
0:46:01 > 0:46:03Let's try.
0:46:06 > 0:46:08Oh, that's lovely!
0:46:08 > 0:46:12Now make your exit fast, Catherine. These cows need milking.
0:46:12 > 0:46:14MOOING
0:46:15 > 0:46:21Back in Chepstow, not content with his already huge amount of stuff, David's been shopping.
0:46:21 > 0:46:26Well, he does still have £29 to spend and he's a devil for it.
0:46:26 > 0:46:32- Hello.- Hello.- Hi. I'm David Harper. - Good afternoon. My name is Dawn. - Nice to see you.
0:46:32 > 0:46:35- There's lots of different things to look at here.- OK.
0:46:35 > 0:46:37That could be £20.
0:46:38 > 0:46:40Not bad. Down from £38, Dawn.
0:46:40 > 0:46:45So it's a lady's nail manicure set in its original box, which is nice.
0:46:45 > 0:46:48"By appointment to His Majesty the King."
0:46:48 > 0:46:52Good sign. So what do we have? We've got a nail buffer.
0:46:52 > 0:46:54- They're all silver. - They are all silver.
0:46:54 > 0:46:59- It's about 1908, 1910.- 1908, 1910, yeah.- So it's Edwardian.- Yes.
0:46:59 > 0:47:02So circa very early 20th century.
0:47:02 > 0:47:07Let me bear that in mind. You might want to sell me that with another something.
0:47:07 > 0:47:09OK. What can they come up with?
0:47:09 > 0:47:13- They look a bit Indian. - How about a silver condiment set?
0:47:13 > 0:47:17I could do that lot for 25 if you wanted this set instead.
0:47:17 > 0:47:21- I want to spend 29.- You like being difficult, don't you?- I do.
0:47:21 > 0:47:24I'm sure Dawn's had easier customers than this bloke.
0:47:24 > 0:47:27- Tea caddy?- Tea caddy...
0:47:27 > 0:47:31Oh! A little, lacquered Chinese tea caddy.
0:47:32 > 0:47:36- Not in bad condition, considering a lot of them get chipped, don't they?- Is that £9?
0:47:36 > 0:47:40- Yeah, I could do that for £9 for you. - Could you?
0:47:41 > 0:47:43OK, let's have a look. Oh, hello.
0:47:45 > 0:47:47I didn't say it was perfect.
0:47:47 > 0:47:51There are three other tea caddies as well. Are they part of it?
0:47:51 > 0:47:57I think that manicure set is a dead cert though. It's just a question of what else?
0:47:57 > 0:48:04- So the deal is £29 for this and the Indian...- Silver.- ..silver?- Mm-hm.
0:48:06 > 0:48:09You couldn't chuck the tea caddies in as well, could you?
0:48:09 > 0:48:14You're definitely going to come and work for me! Goodness me!
0:48:14 > 0:48:17- £29?- For that wildest collection...
0:48:17 > 0:48:19That's a hard choice, isn't it?
0:48:19 > 0:48:20So...
0:48:20 > 0:48:26That, the Indian silver, but you know, it is what it is.
0:48:26 > 0:48:30And then the tea caddy is just as a bit of a sweetener.
0:48:30 > 0:48:32- OK.- Yes?- Mm-hm.
0:48:32 > 0:48:34- There we are.- Thank you...so much.
0:48:36 > 0:48:38That's quite a collection, actually, for £29.
0:48:38 > 0:48:40Don't tell everybody.
0:48:41 > 0:48:47Who knows how he's going to arrange all that into some sensible lots for the auction?
0:48:47 > 0:48:51But while David has been buying everything he can get his hands on,
0:48:51 > 0:48:54Catherine has returned to the River Wye...
0:48:54 > 0:48:57Why? I don't know.
0:48:57 > 0:48:59..travelling from Churcham to Chepstow.
0:48:59 > 0:49:01That looks familiar.
0:49:01 > 0:49:04I need one more special item, I think,
0:49:04 > 0:49:09that's going to get me out of a bit of trouble.
0:49:09 > 0:49:11Now, what's this little...
0:49:11 > 0:49:14- This certainly feels like it's silver to me.- Yes.
0:49:17 > 0:49:191964.
0:49:19 > 0:49:22It's chainmail.
0:49:22 > 0:49:26And it's a little purse. Isn't that cute?
0:49:26 > 0:49:29It looks like it's missing a little ball off here.
0:49:31 > 0:49:35The ticket price is £38, but you'll struggle to get the price down.
0:49:35 > 0:49:38Would you take £20 for that?
0:49:38 > 0:49:41- 30.- Oh, dear.
0:49:41 > 0:49:4320 would be better.
0:49:43 > 0:49:47- I would be losing money on it. - At 20?- Yes.
0:49:47 > 0:49:50Shall we say 25 and that's sort of fair?
0:49:50 > 0:49:54- What about 28?- Why not? 28. - We'll shake on 28.
0:49:54 > 0:49:58She's now got just £37.01 left to spend.
0:49:58 > 0:50:04A nice pair of silver tongs. They've got the initial of the person who probably owned them.
0:50:04 > 0:50:10Imagine having a pair of silver tongs and putting your initial on! You must be terribly posh.
0:50:10 > 0:50:131901... Lesley, can we say 25?
0:50:19 > 0:50:21- Go on, 25.- Wonderful.
0:50:21 > 0:50:26- Thank you very much indeed. - Thank you.- So I owe you 28 and 25.
0:50:28 > 0:50:30Thanks ever so much. Bye-bye.
0:50:30 > 0:50:35Well, that's all the shopping over and done with. Here's a quick reminder of how much they've spent.
0:50:35 > 0:50:37Sticking to tradition,
0:50:37 > 0:50:41David has spent every penny of his £164 on five lots.
0:50:41 > 0:50:44Catherine has been much more cautious.
0:50:44 > 0:50:50Out of her £168.10, she's spent £156 on five lots.
0:50:51 > 0:50:54Now, what do they think of one another's items?
0:50:56 > 0:51:01I really didn't like the monkeys. I thought they were nasty.
0:51:01 > 0:51:04They belong in the bin.
0:51:04 > 0:51:10She goes along and buys really nice, refined-looking stuff, making mine look like a car boot display!
0:51:10 > 0:51:14I think he's almost tried too hard. He's bought so much stuff
0:51:14 > 0:51:19that there's nothing really of any great quality.
0:51:19 > 0:51:22Oh, dear!
0:51:22 > 0:51:25After starting out in the Welsh valleys at Merthyr Tydfil,
0:51:25 > 0:51:30our two are now ready for an auction in Gloucestershire at Wotton-under-Edge.
0:51:30 > 0:51:33Here we are! "Monster boot sale."
0:51:33 > 0:51:36That is where your stuff belongs.
0:51:36 > 0:51:38Oh, the Cotswolds.
0:51:38 > 0:51:44The Edge in the town's name refers to an escarpment in the hills which flank Wotton,
0:51:44 > 0:51:47but just how edgy will today's events be?
0:51:47 > 0:51:51- Oh, I have been here before. - Here we go.- What?
0:51:51 > 0:51:55- I knew it.- What?- I knew it. You always say that.
0:51:55 > 0:51:59Don't tell me. They specialise in Steiff bears...
0:51:59 > 0:52:02- And toy cars.- And rubbish cars. - Rubbish cars?
0:52:02 > 0:52:07- Yes.- I'm feeling very confident about my items, not so much about yours.
0:52:07 > 0:52:13- Here we go.- Very confident indeed. - Good luck in the penultimate auction.- First one in wins!
0:52:13 > 0:52:19Welcome to Wotton Auction Rooms in the fabulous old Tabernacle.
0:52:19 > 0:52:22Remember that old cabinet of Catherine's that didn't sell the last time?
0:52:22 > 0:52:24Well, here it is again.
0:52:24 > 0:52:28Auctioneer Philip Taubenheim is in charge at the sale.
0:52:28 > 0:52:33First, it's the unsold cabinet of Catherine's.
0:52:33 > 0:52:38For your delight, we have a 1930s glazed and painted, wooden display cabinet.
0:52:38 > 0:52:42I love that. The first time I saw it, I just fell in love.
0:52:42 > 0:52:45£10 to start? 10. £10, we're in.
0:52:45 > 0:52:4712 I'm bid. 14 I'm bid.
0:52:47 > 0:52:50£14 we're bid. At £14. 16 I'm bid.
0:52:50 > 0:52:5218 I'm bid. 20 I'm bid. 22.
0:52:52 > 0:52:56- £22 takes it...- Yeah!
0:52:56 > 0:52:58I can't believe she's gone.
0:52:58 > 0:53:02What a start! Well, if that can sell, anything can.
0:53:02 > 0:53:04Ey-up, it's David's monkeys.
0:53:04 > 0:53:0715 I'm bid. £15. 16 I'm bid. At 16. At 18.
0:53:07 > 0:53:1020 I'm bid. 22 I'm bid.
0:53:10 > 0:53:1324 I'm bid. 26 I'm bid.
0:53:13 > 0:53:16- 28 I'm bid. 30 I'm bid. - Come on.- At £30.
0:53:16 > 0:53:2034 anywhere now? Are you happy with that at £32 then...?
0:53:20 > 0:53:22Oh, my goodness me!
0:53:22 > 0:53:24Maybe they were a bit nutty.
0:53:24 > 0:53:29Of all the objects, I thought they had a chance of surprising.
0:53:29 > 0:53:31- Did you?- I genuinely did.
0:53:31 > 0:53:34Now it's David's motoring picnic set and tea caddies?
0:53:34 > 0:53:36At 10. At 12 I'm bid.
0:53:36 > 0:53:40At 14 I'm bid. At 16 I'm bid. At 18 I'm bid. 20 now.
0:53:40 > 0:53:4222. 25. 28. Bid 30.
0:53:42 > 0:53:45- Oh, oh...- At £30. At £30 for everything in it.
0:53:45 > 0:53:48A cheap enough lot, surely, at £30.
0:53:48 > 0:53:53- No, no!- All finished and happy with that at £30 then?
0:53:53 > 0:53:56Oh, dear, an even bigger loss after costs!
0:53:56 > 0:53:57I'm fed up.
0:53:57 > 0:54:01Catherine's silver and glass lot is next.
0:54:01 > 0:54:04At 30 I'm bid. 35 I'm bid. 38. Bid 40.
0:54:04 > 0:54:07At 40 I'm bid. 42, is it? 42. 45.
0:54:07 > 0:54:1146. 48. At 48, the lot, I'm bid. At 48.
0:54:11 > 0:54:14The bid's on the book here. All done at 48...
0:54:14 > 0:54:17Oh, dear, and it started so well!
0:54:17 > 0:54:22- Why does that only make £48? - I don't know, I'm utterly devastated(!)- Oh, shut up!
0:54:22 > 0:54:26- It's your rubbish car collection next.- This is my big hope.
0:54:26 > 0:54:30It's been a while since these saw the showroom. Good runners though!
0:54:30 > 0:54:34At £10 I'm bid. 12 I'm bid. Is that 14 I'm bid? 16 I'm bid.
0:54:34 > 0:54:3618 I'm bid. 20 I'm bid. 22.
0:54:36 > 0:54:3825. At £25 I'm bid.
0:54:38 > 0:54:42£25 this time then... 306 on the book.
0:54:42 > 0:54:45Well, that's second-hand cars for you, isn't it?
0:54:45 > 0:54:52- I honestly would have laid money that they would have made 80 quid. - No?- I would. But there you go.
0:54:52 > 0:54:56Now, how much does Wotton love Steiff bears?
0:54:56 > 0:54:5840 I'm bid. 45 I'm bid. 48.
0:54:58 > 0:55:01Bid 50. £50 and it's sold at 50...
0:55:01 > 0:55:06- I've made money.- Yes, that's what's supposed to happen!
0:55:06 > 0:55:08- I've made some money.- Well done.
0:55:08 > 0:55:13Next, Catherine's brooch, got very cheaply. Real pearls, they think.
0:55:13 > 0:55:1635 I'm bid. At 35. Who wants it now? 40 I'm bid.
0:55:16 > 0:55:20At £40. I'm bid £40. 45.
0:55:20 > 0:55:2450 I'm bid. The bid's there. At £50 I'm bid. At £50, the brooch.
0:55:24 > 0:55:26Any advance there? 50...
0:55:26 > 0:55:2850!
0:55:28 > 0:55:30- Well done.- Thank you very much.
0:55:30 > 0:55:32The best profit so far for Catherine.
0:55:32 > 0:55:37Now, how on earth do you describe this lot, David?
0:55:37 > 0:55:3920 I'm bid. 22. 25.
0:55:39 > 0:55:4128. Bid 30.
0:55:41 > 0:55:4332. 35.
0:55:43 > 0:55:4538. Bid 40.
0:55:47 > 0:55:4942. 42. Lady's bid.
0:55:49 > 0:55:53At £42 then... 45, another lady. At 45 I'm bid.
0:55:53 > 0:55:55All finished at 45 then...
0:55:55 > 0:55:59Like I say, an inspired pairing!
0:55:59 > 0:56:02So I'm just out of the hole... of despair.
0:56:02 > 0:56:06Catherine now. Are we looking at a profit for these?
0:56:06 > 0:56:08£20 I'm bid. 25 I'm bid. 25. 28 I'm bid.
0:56:08 > 0:56:12At 28. 30 I'm bid. 32.
0:56:12 > 0:56:15At £32 this time then. 990.
0:56:15 > 0:56:17Catherine's quality drive is paying off.
0:56:17 > 0:56:19Well done. £12 profit.
0:56:19 > 0:56:25- You're stomping away.- Not really. After commission, how much is that? - You're definitely stomping away.
0:56:25 > 0:56:29Now for her silver pencil and not very practical purse.
0:56:29 > 0:56:32£20 I'm bid, thank you. Right in the middle. 342A.
0:56:32 > 0:56:36At £20 I'm bid. 5 anywhere now for the two pieces? At £20 I'm bid.
0:56:36 > 0:56:39All done? At £20 I'm bid. Maiden bid. Happy to let that go?
0:56:39 > 0:56:43£20 and it's sold at £20 then...? You've got it.
0:56:43 > 0:56:46- I'm really shocked.- I'm genuinely amazed at that. Genuinely.
0:56:46 > 0:56:49Oh, dear. Silver doesn't always pay, it seems.
0:56:49 > 0:56:51- Isn't that strange?- Very strange.
0:56:51 > 0:56:54Finally, Catherine's willow wand.
0:56:54 > 0:56:56Cricket bat next.
0:56:56 > 0:57:01- That's the worry.- Yeah. - This is the big worry for me, yeah.
0:57:01 > 0:57:05Anyone want to give me £20 for the cricket bat? £20 I'm bid.
0:57:05 > 0:57:09He lives in Belgium! £20 bid. Don't let it leave the country.
0:57:09 > 0:57:11At £20. At £20.
0:57:11 > 0:57:1325 I'm bid. 30 I'm bid.
0:57:13 > 0:57:16At £30 I'm bid. The cricket bat at £30.
0:57:16 > 0:57:20At £30. Who moves it now? At £30 bid. 35 I'm bid. At 35.
0:57:20 > 0:57:2340 I'm bid. At £40 I'm bid. The bat at £40.
0:57:23 > 0:57:26Is that the best we can manage in Gloucestershire?
0:57:26 > 0:57:28Any advance? It goes to Belgium.
0:57:28 > 0:57:33Are you all done and are you sure at £40? It's sold at 40...
0:57:33 > 0:57:37You did exactly the right thing. Right object, right sale.
0:57:37 > 0:57:40You made a profit and that's what it's about.
0:57:40 > 0:57:46It didn't quite reach the half century, but it's not been too bad a day for Catherine.
0:57:47 > 0:57:49David started out with £164
0:57:49 > 0:57:55and after auction costs, he made a loss of £14.76,
0:57:55 > 0:57:59so he now has just £149.24.
0:58:03 > 0:58:06Catherine began with £168.10
0:58:06 > 0:58:11and after paying auction costs, she lost 16 pence,
0:58:11 > 0:58:15leaving her with the lead and £185.94 to spend.
0:58:17 > 0:58:20Well, you are the winner, Miss Southon.
0:58:20 > 0:58:25- And it means one thing. - All to play for.- You are driving.
0:58:25 > 0:58:29- Come on. You're my chauffeur-ess. - Which key? That key?- Big one.
0:58:29 > 0:58:35- All to play for now.- It is. I know. How terribly exciting! - This is very exciting.
0:58:35 > 0:58:37- Oh!- Put the clutch in.