0:00:02 > 0:00:04Some of the nation's favourite celebrities...
0:00:04 > 0:00:07What if we said 150 for the two? Then you've got yourself a deal.
0:00:07 > 0:00:09..one antiques expert each...
0:00:09 > 0:00:11Oh, that's cheating!
0:00:11 > 0:00:13# Da, da, da, da, da, da, da! #
0:00:13 > 0:00:16..and one big challenge - who can seek out
0:00:16 > 0:00:19and buy the best antiques at the very best prices...
0:00:19 > 0:00:23And with a lot of sincerity and honesty, that...
0:00:23 > 0:00:26..and auction for a big profit further down the road?
0:00:26 > 0:00:28Potential for disaster.
0:00:28 > 0:00:31Who will spot the good investments? Who will listen to advice?
0:00:31 > 0:00:34What you've just come out with there, I cannot believe that!
0:00:34 > 0:00:38And who will be the first to say, "Don't you know who I am?!"
0:00:38 > 0:00:42Time to put your pedal to the metal!
0:00:42 > 0:00:45This is Celebrity Antiques Road Trip!
0:00:48 > 0:00:49Yeah!
0:00:49 > 0:00:53The road trip arrives in Cheshire for England versus Denmark,
0:00:53 > 0:00:58with a pair of footballing legends in a 1964 Triumph hybrid.
0:00:58 > 0:01:01We're going on an antiques road trip, not a rally!
0:01:01 > 0:01:04- Well, we're in the first...- You have done a bit a driving, obviously.
0:01:04 > 0:01:06No, this is my first time. I don't have a licence!
0:01:09 > 0:01:12From the world of international goalkeeping,
0:01:12 > 0:01:15we have two pairs of very safe hands.
0:01:15 > 0:01:17I'll tell you one thing I did admire about you,
0:01:17 > 0:01:20was that you was that you had your own style, your way,
0:01:20 > 0:01:24and I think that's what goalkeeping's about, I think.
0:01:24 > 0:01:26It's going to be like this on this antique road trip.
0:01:26 > 0:01:28- Do you want me to indicate? - Yeah, yeah!
0:01:28 > 0:01:31He's 1978's Player of the Year for Nottingham Forest.
0:01:33 > 0:01:38He's England's most capped player, ever - 125 games -
0:01:38 > 0:01:43but suffered terribly from an ambidextrous Argentinean.
0:01:44 > 0:01:48He's taken his gloves off to get antiques-rummaging today.
0:01:48 > 0:01:49He's Peter Shilton.
0:01:49 > 0:01:52Something for a large cocktail!
0:01:55 > 0:01:58And stepping off his line,
0:01:58 > 0:02:00the man twice voted World's Best Goalkeeper.
0:02:03 > 0:02:09He's the hero of Manchester United's 1999 treble win.
0:02:09 > 0:02:11He's the "Great Dane",
0:02:11 > 0:02:14with an amazing 129 caps for the Danish team.
0:02:14 > 0:02:16But how can that be 40 quid?
0:02:16 > 0:02:17He's Peter Schmeichel!
0:02:17 > 0:02:21I won't be able to say, "Oh, that's worth anything, or that's valuable."
0:02:21 > 0:02:24You're going to go by your instinct?
0:02:24 > 0:02:28Well...no. What I'm going to go by - we've got to get help!
0:02:28 > 0:02:30We've got to get expert help!
0:02:30 > 0:02:35And help you gentlemen shall receive, with the keenest,
0:02:35 > 0:02:39finest experts you can fit into this bijou 1972 Fiat Gamini,
0:02:39 > 0:02:42which we've borrowed off Noddy. Now, which one's Big Ears?
0:02:42 > 0:02:45Oh, it's going to be a bumpy ride, as Bette Davis said!
0:02:45 > 0:02:46Hold on. So you sit..?
0:02:48 > 0:02:50- On my word!- Oh, hello! - You like that?!
0:02:50 > 0:02:52ENGINE REVS
0:02:52 > 0:02:55- Oh, hello!- Onward!- Whoa!
0:02:55 > 0:02:58He's a dashing, Caledonian auctioneer,
0:02:58 > 0:03:02who knows the world of antiques like he knows himself.
0:03:02 > 0:03:05This is where the nice young man thing turns into a...
0:03:05 > 0:03:07- Oh, not so nice! - ..hideous monster.
0:03:07 > 0:03:11Ha-ha! He's a militaria expert, he's a snappy dresser...
0:03:11 > 0:03:13Hand over your money, sir!
0:03:13 > 0:03:15..he's Paul Laidlaw.
0:03:15 > 0:03:17I think that's quite sexy!
0:03:17 > 0:03:22And I know what you're thinking. "Him?! An expert?! In what?!"
0:03:22 > 0:03:25It's an...erm...antiques centre.
0:03:25 > 0:03:29He's a shrewd antiques valuer, he's a natural-born Welshman,
0:03:29 > 0:03:30and a bouncing Brighton boy.
0:03:30 > 0:03:33He's Mark Stacey!
0:03:33 > 0:03:36# He's football crazy He's football mad... #
0:03:36 > 0:03:39New road trip, the world's best goalkeepers,
0:03:39 > 0:03:42and our keenest antiques centre-forwards.
0:03:42 > 0:03:44Stand by!
0:03:44 > 0:03:46I've never been to a football match.
0:03:46 > 0:03:48I don't think I've ever been to a football match.
0:03:48 > 0:03:50# Duh, duh, duhhh! #
0:03:50 > 0:03:52Oh, dear, oh, dear!
0:03:52 > 0:03:55Waiting to see the guys that are going to guide us through this
0:03:55 > 0:04:00and then...as you say, just go by...just go by our instincts.
0:04:00 > 0:04:04I mean, I remember this much from school - I end up in goals,
0:04:04 > 0:04:07if I was lucky enough to be the last guy to be picked,
0:04:07 > 0:04:12- when there was no-one else to choose!- Yeah, me too.
0:04:14 > 0:04:18Go left, go right. The goalkeeper's pose!
0:04:18 > 0:04:22Time of our superstars to meet our sensitive wallflowers.
0:04:22 > 0:04:24I could do with the loo and a cup of tea.
0:04:24 > 0:04:26- This is so olde worlde. Gentlemen! - Hello!
0:04:26 > 0:04:29Just been the scenic route!
0:04:29 > 0:04:33- Hello. How nice to meet you. - Very nice to meet you. I'm Paul.
0:04:33 > 0:04:36You see, I've got a head start. I've brought two antiques.
0:04:36 > 0:04:38I've got the car and Peter!
0:04:38 > 0:04:41I like your style! I like your style!
0:04:41 > 0:04:44Which teams do you support?
0:04:44 > 0:04:46PAUL: Oh... Scotland!
0:04:46 > 0:04:47You can go with Peter, then!
0:04:47 > 0:04:51Peter Schmeichel should go with the dealer and Peter Shilton with the auctioneer, yes?
0:04:51 > 0:04:54- An entente cordiale! - I'm happy with that!
0:04:54 > 0:04:55Welcome to the winning team!
0:04:55 > 0:04:57And they're off!
0:04:57 > 0:05:00It's going to be an interesting away match,
0:05:00 > 0:05:02so let's check the fixture list.
0:05:02 > 0:05:07Cheshire's glorious antiques shops will play host for this trip,
0:05:07 > 0:05:11before our teams hit an all-action auction in Runcorn.
0:05:11 > 0:05:12First, up our footie celebrities
0:05:12 > 0:05:15will get their first taste of serious browsing,
0:05:15 > 0:05:17in Sandbach.
0:05:17 > 0:05:20In 2008, Sandbach became an official Fair Trade Town.
0:05:20 > 0:05:25Shops must be packed with locally sourced, sustainable goods.
0:05:25 > 0:05:27So where to begin?
0:05:27 > 0:05:29- You start by following your nose. - Really?
0:05:29 > 0:05:32And then grab... I always give the same advice.
0:05:32 > 0:05:34If it grabs your attention, for good or bad reasons -
0:05:34 > 0:05:37you might go, "Oh, my word, that's hideous!"
0:05:37 > 0:05:40- That's a strong reaction. Strong reactions are good.- Right.
0:05:40 > 0:05:42And we need items that are going to stand out.
0:05:42 > 0:05:46It's a bit like goalkeeping - it's being individual, isn't it?
0:05:46 > 0:05:50Something that's going to be a bit special, take the imagination.
0:05:50 > 0:05:54Yes. I mean no. It's really nothing like goalkeeping.
0:05:58 > 0:06:01Saxon Cross Antiques is waiting to sell its wares,
0:06:01 > 0:06:04with owner, and lone defender John, here to help.
0:06:07 > 0:06:11- So we...what? We have £400? - Yeah, we've got £400.
0:06:11 > 0:06:14- In total?- In total.- Right.
0:06:14 > 0:06:18- Plenty of choice in here. - Ah, all'n'sundry is what I like.
0:06:21 > 0:06:26Those are quite fun, those dragon candlesticks, with the inkwell.
0:06:26 > 0:06:29- They're very decorative.- Yeah. - They're very interior design.
0:06:29 > 0:06:33What would be a good price for us here?
0:06:33 > 0:06:35If I was putting that into auction,
0:06:35 > 0:06:38I would probably put maybe £100 to £150 on it.
0:06:39 > 0:06:41- It's £95.- No!- Yeah.
0:06:41 > 0:06:45Well, that's got someone interested!
0:06:45 > 0:06:48This fancy dragon three-piece is very "Mark",
0:06:48 > 0:06:53and comprises an ornate inkwell and two candlesticks.
0:06:53 > 0:06:57£95 isn't a bad price for an early 20th century desk garniture.
0:06:57 > 0:07:01If we could get that for much lower there might be a profit there.
0:07:01 > 0:07:04And I think somebody would quite like that as...
0:07:04 > 0:07:07A gentleman would like that on his desk, in his study.
0:07:07 > 0:07:10- But if we could get it for, say, 50...- We'd buy it.
0:07:10 > 0:07:11We would buy it, wouldn't we?
0:07:11 > 0:07:15Meanwhile, upstairs, Paul Laidlaw is...talking!
0:07:15 > 0:07:20Some dealers specialise and others have a broad outlook,
0:07:20 > 0:07:21and John's one of them.
0:07:21 > 0:07:25I love broad outlooks, because, frankly, dealing with a specialist,
0:07:25 > 0:07:27they're at the top of their game.
0:07:27 > 0:07:29I'm going to make a suggestion.
0:07:29 > 0:07:32- Yeah?- Could we do, eh, we just have a slow walk round...
0:07:32 > 0:07:34- Mm-hm?- ..we don't say anything.
0:07:34 > 0:07:38I can have...just...just get a first impressions thing.
0:07:38 > 0:07:42- Would that be all right?- Let's do it, Peter. I'll go in the opposite direction.- All right.
0:07:42 > 0:07:45Maybe Peter needs a break from the chat.
0:07:45 > 0:07:47Or he's taking this business pretty seriously.
0:07:49 > 0:07:53I just want to get a feel of how I feel about certain objects.
0:07:53 > 0:07:57Something...to put in the bathroom.
0:07:57 > 0:08:00I've got a completely open mind at the moment.
0:08:00 > 0:08:03You're doing a big dinner or something,
0:08:03 > 0:08:07you want something to put something on, in the middle of a table.
0:08:07 > 0:08:09I suppose it's called china, isn't it?
0:08:09 > 0:08:11Well, that's what I'd call it!
0:08:11 > 0:08:13Um...
0:08:13 > 0:08:15Any luck with the inkwell set?
0:08:15 > 0:08:19Yes. I've checked the price.
0:08:19 > 0:08:2145.
0:08:21 > 0:08:26£45! For the candlestick. The candlesticks and the inkwell.
0:08:26 > 0:08:28- I like round figures.- Right.
0:08:28 > 0:08:34So fives are difficult for me. Peter doesn't do antiques.
0:08:34 > 0:08:36He was thinking of about 30.
0:08:36 > 0:08:41But will "thinking" get the price down, to £30?
0:08:41 > 0:08:43Haggling is tricky for the strong, silent type!
0:08:43 > 0:08:48Couldn't do 30. £40.
0:08:48 > 0:08:52- £40?- All right. - OK. We've got a deal.
0:08:52 > 0:08:55- Let's shake on hands on 40. - OK.- All right?- OK.
0:08:55 > 0:08:56Well done, chaps.
0:08:56 > 0:08:59Although these are possibly more Stacey than Schmeichel.
0:08:59 > 0:09:00What's next?
0:09:00 > 0:09:04- That's for, em...- It's for ham and things, isn't it?
0:09:04 > 0:09:06- Yeah, isn't it?- For meat.
0:09:06 > 0:09:09- It's quite a neat object, actually. - That actually, looks really nice.
0:09:09 > 0:09:13But a lot of people want those sort of retro kitchens now.
0:09:13 > 0:09:16- Yeah.- That actually is quite a decorative object,
0:09:16 > 0:09:19- as well as a very practical object. - Yeah.
0:09:19 > 0:09:22- Do you like it?- Yeah. It's the kind of thing I would go for.
0:09:22 > 0:09:26You know, big sort of heavy piece of wood that sits there, and...
0:09:26 > 0:09:28- Quite masculine. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
0:09:28 > 0:09:31Quite chunky. You know...strength.
0:09:31 > 0:09:34- I kind of like it, the more I... - Yeah. I agree, actually.
0:09:34 > 0:09:36Something meaty for Petey here. Ha!
0:09:36 > 0:09:39A chunky Victorian chopping board,
0:09:39 > 0:09:44updated in the 1930s with a metal steak stand and now priced at £65.
0:09:44 > 0:09:49- John, we're being completely mad here...- Right.
0:09:49 > 0:09:53..and Peter really likes this, but it's missing a chain and a loop.
0:09:53 > 0:09:55Well, the price I had on it was 65.
0:09:55 > 0:09:57- Oh!- Oh, no! - No, no, no, no, no, no.
0:09:57 > 0:09:59No, we weren't thinking that at all.
0:09:59 > 0:10:02- No, no, no. - Best I could do, 20.- £20.
0:10:02 > 0:10:06This football leg-end next to me is, you know,
0:10:06 > 0:10:07is really interested in that.
0:10:07 > 0:10:09It's nice and masculine, isn't it?
0:10:09 > 0:10:11Yeah. That's... I like that.
0:10:11 > 0:10:14But we have to make a profit on it.
0:10:14 > 0:10:18- Yeah.- And I'm not sure that there'd be many like me out there.
0:10:18 > 0:10:21Looks like Peter Schmeichel's finding his inner haggler!
0:10:21 > 0:10:25- On behalf of Peter, I've got to be honest with you...- Right.
0:10:25 > 0:10:29I'm sure he would be delighted to shake your hand at a tenner.
0:10:29 > 0:10:31- Wouldn't you? - I was thinking just that.
0:10:31 > 0:10:36- Let's shake hands on a tenner. Yes? - I'll go for that. £10.
0:10:36 > 0:10:37Ten quid. Wonderful.
0:10:37 > 0:10:40- Well done.- John, you're an angel, thank you very much!
0:10:40 > 0:10:43- We're happy with that, aren't we? - I think we are, yeah.
0:10:43 > 0:10:45But I'm not sure John's so happy.
0:10:45 > 0:10:49Could he find more pleasure by helping the other Peter, and Paul?
0:10:49 > 0:10:54- Don't mind me just kicking this ball past you...- Right.
0:10:54 > 0:10:56- ..and striking.- Yes?
0:10:56 > 0:10:59You've not got any pieces of furniture
0:10:59 > 0:11:01that are a pain in the neck, been sitting about for a while,
0:11:01 > 0:11:04that you could...you'd be glad to see the back of?
0:11:04 > 0:11:07- Yep.- That'd be great.- I'll have a look for you. Yeah, sure.
0:11:07 > 0:11:09Excellent.
0:11:09 > 0:11:11Well, if you don't ask, you don't get.
0:11:11 > 0:11:14But what can John realistically let you have?
0:11:14 > 0:11:18- I've got this mirror.... - That's delightful. Isn't that sweet?
0:11:18 > 0:11:22The painting on that is absolutely fantastic.
0:11:22 > 0:11:26Lovely - and five years ago, might have sold well.
0:11:26 > 0:11:28But maybe not today.
0:11:28 > 0:11:31So if we got it for a tenner, that would be all right?
0:11:31 > 0:11:34Love the way your mind works, Peter! I'm loving working with you!
0:11:34 > 0:11:36- You wish, you wish! - There are two of us!
0:11:36 > 0:11:41What would that...? Sort of...what, 30, 40 quid?
0:11:41 > 0:11:46I would let you have it for 20, to help you beat the other Peter.
0:11:46 > 0:11:49That sounds good to me. Does it you?
0:11:49 > 0:11:53- I don't think he'd go any further. - That was said with a lot of sincerity and honesty!
0:11:53 > 0:11:57An English goalkeeper has got to beat the other Peter!
0:12:01 > 0:12:04Well, John's much happier here with Team GB...
0:12:04 > 0:12:05Lovely.
0:12:05 > 0:12:08..and proudly helping a Scotsman to help an English legend.
0:12:08 > 0:12:09- We're in agreement. - Yes, we are.
0:12:09 > 0:12:13An Englishman and a Scotsman are in agreement!
0:12:13 > 0:12:18Drop dial clock, rosewood, mother of pearl and pewter inlaid.
0:12:18 > 0:12:19Pewter inlaid?
0:12:19 > 0:12:23You've got pewter inlaid and mother of pearl.
0:12:23 > 0:12:26At this stage we are up against the clock.
0:12:26 > 0:12:28Just realised what I did there!
0:12:28 > 0:12:30Just coming thick and fast! Sorry about that!
0:12:30 > 0:12:33We're ready for a penalty shoot out!
0:12:33 > 0:12:35Um...tell me the price.
0:12:35 > 0:12:37I'd do it for £60.
0:12:37 > 0:12:40But would somebody want it, in this day and age?
0:12:40 > 0:12:43Right now, it's old-fashioned. Could it be 30 quid?
0:12:43 > 0:12:48And I know that's obscene money, but that's the market at the moment.
0:12:48 > 0:12:51- Mm. 35?- Yeah.
0:12:51 > 0:12:55Right. Well done. Well done. Thanks very much, John.
0:12:56 > 0:12:59And the end of this half, it's 2-2.
0:12:59 > 0:13:01No sign of a yellow card...not yet!
0:13:02 > 0:13:05But someone has to get the tiny red car!
0:13:05 > 0:13:08Thar she blows! Chocks away! Hey-hey!
0:13:08 > 0:13:11Hey-hey! We're on our way! Off we go!
0:13:11 > 0:13:14Time for this celebrity road trip to hit the road.
0:13:14 > 0:13:16Ridiculous motor!
0:13:20 > 0:13:23Well, I think for what the asking prices were
0:13:23 > 0:13:27and what we got them for...
0:13:27 > 0:13:29There's a chance, isn't there?
0:13:29 > 0:13:32Yeah. I'm quite optimistic about that.
0:13:32 > 0:13:34Well, this is definitely a first, Paul.
0:13:34 > 0:13:38This is something I've never experienced before in my whole life!
0:13:38 > 0:13:41- A Noddy car for real! - This is a Noddy car!
0:13:41 > 0:13:45I'm surprised nobody's looking at us!
0:13:45 > 0:13:46I'm not!
0:13:46 > 0:13:49Sandbach is ticked off the fixtures list,
0:13:49 > 0:13:53as we head 15 miles for an away match in Sandiway.
0:13:53 > 0:13:56I went behind the school playing field
0:13:56 > 0:13:57and he put a couple of cones down.
0:13:57 > 0:13:59First game of football ever, in my life.
0:13:59 > 0:14:01And he said, "Who wants to go in goal?"
0:14:01 > 0:14:03- And I put my hand up.- Right!
0:14:03 > 0:14:05That's what goalkeepers are all about,
0:14:05 > 0:14:07it's just one of those positions
0:14:07 > 0:14:09that you either want to play or you don't.
0:14:09 > 0:14:12And that was the start of my goalkeeping career, really,
0:14:12 > 0:14:14and I must have been eight years old at that time.
0:14:14 > 0:14:16That's how it all worked out.
0:14:16 > 0:14:20I was playing for England against Scotland at Hampden Park.
0:14:20 > 0:14:23I said, "Get the change goalkeeper's shirt out of the skip.
0:14:23 > 0:14:26He came back and says, "We haven't put one in."
0:14:26 > 0:14:28So the only jersey he could find was to borrow
0:14:28 > 0:14:31a Scottish goalkeeper's shirt.
0:14:31 > 0:14:34- So I played for England... - In a Scotland shirt!
0:14:34 > 0:14:39Out in front, Team Schmeichel are away to Peggoty's Attic,
0:14:39 > 0:14:44with seasoned professional Gordon just waiting to get stuck in.
0:14:44 > 0:14:48- We're going to have a whizz round. - Yes.- We're on a mission. Ah!
0:14:53 > 0:14:57Looks like our chaps have hit this new shop meaning business.
0:14:57 > 0:14:59That's a World Cup programme there.
0:14:59 > 0:15:03- Is that a real...? That sounds very cheap for that.- Exactly. 20 quid.
0:15:03 > 0:15:07Let's have a look at that, just see what it is.
0:15:11 > 0:15:14This is... Actually, this is quite interesting.
0:15:14 > 0:15:17- I quite like this, this is quite... - Do you?
0:15:17 > 0:15:21Well, what you have here is a record of the 1966 World Cup.
0:15:21 > 0:15:25And somebody has actually written all this in.
0:15:25 > 0:15:28All the teams. All the games. The scorers.
0:15:28 > 0:15:32This authentic 1966 World Cup tournament programme has been much loved and thoroughly used.
0:15:32 > 0:15:36It's £20 here, but could it be more valuable
0:15:36 > 0:15:41if a footballing legend sells it, or even signs it?
0:15:41 > 0:15:44Do you think you could give me a discount on that?
0:15:44 > 0:15:48Er...a small one. I can definitely do it for £18.
0:15:48 > 0:15:51- 18.- Yeah.- I've got to ask Gordon, because we are in the presence
0:15:51 > 0:15:55of one of football's greatest goalkeepers.
0:15:55 > 0:15:57Yeah. Eh, well...
0:15:57 > 0:16:00Could we go... Can we go to 15, do you think?
0:16:00 > 0:16:02We will buy it at 15.
0:16:02 > 0:16:04Go on, then.
0:16:04 > 0:16:07Congratulations, Peter!
0:16:07 > 0:16:09A good price for an item dear to your heart,
0:16:09 > 0:16:13but can anything here tickle Mark's fancy?
0:16:13 > 0:16:17There is one thing in this cabinet which is very interesting actually.
0:16:17 > 0:16:18Ohhhh!
0:16:18 > 0:16:23It's a small collapsible pen by Sampson Mordan.
0:16:23 > 0:16:26Oh, that's so sweet, isn't it? Oh, that's lovely, isn't it?
0:16:28 > 0:16:30The first thing to talk about is
0:16:30 > 0:16:33the fact that it's what we call a propelling pen.
0:16:33 > 0:16:38They're normally pencils, and this would have gone on a little chain
0:16:38 > 0:16:40on a lady's chatelaine,
0:16:40 > 0:16:45which would have hung in late Victorian/Edwardian times
0:16:45 > 0:16:47- on a lady's belt.- Right.
0:16:47 > 0:16:53Ordinarily, these are fairly common, and it's just chased in silver,
0:16:53 > 0:16:58but the thing that really gives it a little bit of added provenance,
0:16:58 > 0:17:02or added collectability, is that name - "S Mordan & Co."
0:17:02 > 0:17:06- Samson Mordan. Some of their pieces...- Can I have a look?
0:17:06 > 0:17:08Please do.
0:17:08 > 0:17:11Some of their pieces, they can make £3,000 or £4,000.
0:17:11 > 0:17:14This is not going to make that sort of money.
0:17:14 > 0:17:17- No.- I mean, I don't even want to look at the price, Gordon.
0:17:17 > 0:17:22I think they would estimate that at something like £40-80 at auction.
0:17:22 > 0:17:24I mean, I'd love to get it for £30.
0:17:24 > 0:17:2830? I'd like to be able to sell it you for 30.
0:17:28 > 0:17:32- Well, there's nothing stopping you! - Uh, there is.
0:17:32 > 0:17:35- No, there's not, come on!- There is, I have to buy some baked beans for tea.
0:17:35 > 0:17:37I need to eat. I need to eat, I'm afraid!
0:17:37 > 0:17:39I can do it you for 40.
0:17:39 > 0:17:42Oh, but that's right on my low end estimate.
0:17:42 > 0:17:43Oh! Sounds painful.
0:17:43 > 0:17:47Well, why don't we split the difference and say 32?
0:17:50 > 0:17:52You must have gone to a different school than I did!
0:17:52 > 0:17:54Well, a Welsh school!
0:17:54 > 0:17:57We'll do it for 35.
0:17:57 > 0:17:5935?
0:17:59 > 0:18:03- Well, I let you have your programme. - Yeah!
0:18:03 > 0:18:04Well done, gentlemen.
0:18:04 > 0:18:07Now the Schmeichel auction arsenal
0:18:07 > 0:18:11is looking a little more threatening.
0:18:13 > 0:18:16ENGINE STALLS
0:18:16 > 0:18:18BOTH: Oh, no!
0:18:18 > 0:18:21And they're off! Again.
0:18:23 > 0:18:27Meanwhile, Peter and Paul have gone on ahead,
0:18:27 > 0:18:29slipping past sweet Sandiway
0:18:29 > 0:18:32and bombing it 12 miles north to Warrington.
0:18:32 > 0:18:36What's with penalties then? What's your philosophy?
0:18:36 > 0:18:39There's different ways, you got the Bruce Grobbelaar,
0:18:39 > 0:18:40where you fling your arms around,
0:18:40 > 0:18:43I mean, those things are great when you actually,
0:18:43 > 0:18:45when the striker misses the goal or you save one,
0:18:45 > 0:18:49but if they stick it in the net you feel a bit silly, really, you know.
0:18:49 > 0:18:53I played the percentage game really, unless I was really sure, 100%,
0:18:53 > 0:18:57I knew which way he was putting it, and sometimes you can sense that.
0:18:57 > 0:19:00But generally, you need a bit of luck.
0:19:04 > 0:19:05Right.
0:19:05 > 0:19:08That lucky chap Peter Shilton
0:19:08 > 0:19:10is being taken for a little sporting treat.
0:19:10 > 0:19:13In the Old Coach House is a collection and testament
0:19:13 > 0:19:15to the history of bicycles.
0:19:15 > 0:19:18Owner and curator Paul Adams is waiting to enthuse
0:19:18 > 0:19:20to our national sporting treasure.
0:19:20 > 0:19:24- Hello there. - Good afternoon, chaps.
0:19:24 > 0:19:27- I'm Peter. - I'm Paul.- Hello sir.
0:19:27 > 0:19:30- Hi, I'm another Paul! - Oh, are you! Right.
0:19:30 > 0:19:36Paul's collected more than 100 antique bicycles over four decades,
0:19:36 > 0:19:38and in 1980 turned his bursting coach house
0:19:38 > 0:19:40into a wonderful cycling museum.
0:19:40 > 0:19:45Exact origins are a topic of much debate,
0:19:45 > 0:19:49but Scottish blacksmith Kirkpatrick MacMillan
0:19:49 > 0:19:51is thought to have created
0:19:51 > 0:19:53the first mechanically propelled model in 1839.
0:19:53 > 0:19:57From early designs to the modern, medal-winning racing bike,
0:19:57 > 0:20:00small innovations have come and gone.
0:20:02 > 0:20:05- How did this all begin for you? - Well, coincidentally,
0:20:05 > 0:20:08we're standing next to the first bicycle I ever bought.
0:20:08 > 0:20:11It's called a child's treadle bike.
0:20:11 > 0:20:16The pedals don't go round, they go up and down.
0:20:16 > 0:20:19- Unbelievable.- And it's about 1920.
0:20:19 > 0:20:23It's easy to forget that these simple standard mechanics
0:20:23 > 0:20:25were not always uniform.
0:20:25 > 0:20:29In their development, British bicycles have played a leading role.
0:20:29 > 0:20:33This home grown velocipede dates from around 1869,
0:20:33 > 0:20:35before the more famous Penny Farthings arrived.
0:20:35 > 0:20:41Designers Ernest and Pierre Micheaux had a great idea called pedals.
0:20:41 > 0:20:45This configuration here, this crucifix here,
0:20:45 > 0:20:50serves a purpose, in so much as if you're going downhill, fast,
0:20:50 > 0:20:52and the pedals are flying round,
0:20:52 > 0:20:55you would put your hocks on here - it's called a hock rest.
0:20:55 > 0:20:57Just to get your legs out the way?
0:20:57 > 0:21:00Yes, quite. Because that's careering round at a rate of knots.
0:21:00 > 0:21:02Yeah.
0:21:02 > 0:21:04And if it bangs your ankle, you'll know about it.
0:21:04 > 0:21:06You'll know about it, yeah.
0:21:06 > 0:21:12For a braking system, these handlebars, they turn.
0:21:12 > 0:21:17This cord activates the brake on the back wheel,
0:21:17 > 0:21:19- which is only a block of wood. - Right.
0:21:19 > 0:21:21So the more tension you put on here,
0:21:21 > 0:21:25the more of a braking action you get.
0:21:25 > 0:21:29The saddle spring is simply a cart spring.
0:21:29 > 0:21:31It's a piece of tempered steel.
0:21:31 > 0:21:36If you're riding an iron-tyred machine on cobbles such as this,
0:21:36 > 0:21:39it's going to shake your bones.
0:21:39 > 0:21:42Ah yes, no good for sensitive derrieres then.
0:21:42 > 0:21:46Bicycles have always been an enduring and much-loved
0:21:46 > 0:21:51mode of transportation, respected today as both a great form
0:21:51 > 0:21:55of exercise and an environmentally benign method of getting about.
0:21:55 > 0:21:57But Paul just loves how they look,
0:21:57 > 0:22:00in all their wacky historical incarnations.
0:22:00 > 0:22:02I mean, it's so unusual, so unusual, isn't it?
0:22:02 > 0:22:05- Oh, it's brilliant. - I mean, this is incredible.
0:22:05 > 0:22:08I mean, most of what we've seen today have got the leather seats.
0:22:08 > 0:22:09Yes.
0:22:09 > 0:22:13That must have been so much more comfortable just to sit on.
0:22:13 > 0:22:15So intricate, and known as a hammock seat.
0:22:15 > 0:22:18- Yeah.- As you ride, it rocks.
0:22:18 > 0:22:19Mm.
0:22:19 > 0:22:21So it is extremely comfortable.
0:22:21 > 0:22:26And this little gizmo here, this is called a bundle carrier,
0:22:26 > 0:22:30and the idea is that the springs open up,
0:22:30 > 0:22:35and in there you can put a newspaper or a cape in case it rains.
0:22:35 > 0:22:37Fantastic, yeah, brilliant.
0:22:37 > 0:22:40And again, it's a novelty to this machine.
0:22:40 > 0:22:43- And what's the bike called, Paul? - It's called a Dursley Pedersen.
0:22:43 > 0:22:44Dursley Pedersen.
0:22:44 > 0:22:49It was made and designed by a man called Mikhail Pedersen.
0:22:49 > 0:22:51And what nationality was he?
0:22:51 > 0:22:52He's a Dane.
0:22:52 > 0:22:53- A Dane?- A Dane.
0:22:53 > 0:22:56We should have Peter Schmeichel here, not me!
0:22:56 > 0:22:58- What am I doing here?! - Oh, no, we got the best guy.
0:22:58 > 0:23:00All right, that's good enough, you're saying all the right things!
0:23:02 > 0:23:05Peter, I think we've talked about this enough.
0:23:05 > 0:23:08I want to see you at speed.
0:23:08 > 0:23:10Come on.
0:23:10 > 0:23:13I don't know if speed's the right word, judging by these cycles!
0:23:13 > 0:23:15But you want to see me have a go on something?
0:23:15 > 0:23:17Yeah, is that a possibility, Paul?
0:23:17 > 0:23:20Paul is a passionate advocate of two-wheeled,
0:23:20 > 0:23:22clean-air road tripping, but also likes to have fun,
0:23:22 > 0:23:26and, today, that's at Peter Shilton's expense.
0:23:26 > 0:23:28This is quite special, Peter.
0:23:28 > 0:23:34It's an American machine, wooden wheels, no brakes, because it's...
0:23:34 > 0:23:36- No brakes?!- No, no.
0:23:36 > 0:23:38You've really sorted me out here, haven't you?
0:23:38 > 0:23:40Well, this is going to be a test for you,
0:23:40 > 0:23:46because it's a shaft drive bicycle, so the drive is constant.
0:23:46 > 0:23:49That means absolutely nothing to me.
0:23:49 > 0:23:52Well, in a moment or two, you'll fully understand!
0:23:52 > 0:23:56This is Evel Knievel rides again here, look.
0:23:56 > 0:23:59- It suits you, sir. - Thank you very much.
0:23:59 > 0:24:01There you go.
0:24:01 > 0:24:03Like that.
0:24:03 > 0:24:05Way-hey! That was all right.
0:24:05 > 0:24:08I've got to try and turn now.
0:24:09 > 0:24:14I tell you what, for its age this machine is absolutely incredible.
0:24:14 > 0:24:16And for your age, you are.
0:24:16 > 0:24:19Thank you very much, Paul, thank you.
0:24:19 > 0:24:23It's good to have a novice riding a bike, as it should be!
0:24:24 > 0:24:26And all credit to you.
0:24:26 > 0:24:28Thank you very much, Paul, very nice to meet you.
0:24:28 > 0:24:29Thank you, sir.
0:24:29 > 0:24:31With some good, solid shopping
0:24:31 > 0:24:34and a couple of lightly bruised cheeks behind them - ha! -
0:24:34 > 0:24:38we've successfully made it through injury time with no
0:24:38 > 0:24:40substitutions so far.
0:24:40 > 0:24:43What was Peter like shopping though? Did he have an eye?
0:24:43 > 0:24:46Well, yeah, for anything on the top shelf!
0:24:46 > 0:24:49And I don't mean that the way it sounds!
0:24:49 > 0:24:50But he's very tall.
0:24:50 > 0:24:53It's still getting used to it, really, buying...
0:24:53 > 0:24:58What to ignore, what people might not want.
0:24:58 > 0:25:01- You know, to be honest, I have no concept of that.- No.
0:25:01 > 0:25:02I honestly do not know,
0:25:02 > 0:25:05so I'm sort of, I'm listening to what Mark's saying.
0:25:05 > 0:25:07I mean, he played the game, if you can say it.
0:25:07 > 0:25:11It wasn't the beautiful game, but he played the game.
0:25:11 > 0:25:14Let's hope someone's learned something today.
0:25:14 > 0:25:16Time for an early bath.
0:25:16 > 0:25:17Night, night!
0:25:18 > 0:25:20The sun rises on the Peters'
0:25:20 > 0:25:23last day of shopping before selling their wares in Runcorn tomorrow.
0:25:23 > 0:25:26I was going to say, you do look a bit tired today.
0:25:26 > 0:25:28I mean, I've got to say that.
0:25:28 > 0:25:31- I was a bit tired.- I'll look like you do tomorrow then, will I?
0:25:33 > 0:25:34So far, Peter Shilton
0:25:34 > 0:25:37and Paul Laidlaw have landed a pair of bargains,
0:25:37 > 0:25:41spending just £55 on an Arts and Crafts mirror
0:25:41 > 0:25:43and a Victorian wall clock.
0:25:44 > 0:25:49Mr Shilton launches into day two with £345 still to spend.
0:25:51 > 0:25:53There's no room in the back, is there?
0:25:53 > 0:25:55Honey, I shrunk the car!
0:25:55 > 0:25:58Schmeichel and Stacey, meanwhile,
0:25:58 > 0:26:01got stuck in and spent £100 on four items.
0:26:01 > 0:26:04No crossing your fingers, put it there.
0:26:04 > 0:26:08The dragon desktop set, the Victorian chopping board,
0:26:08 > 0:26:13the 1966 World Cup programme and the Samson Mordan propelling pencil.
0:26:13 > 0:26:17Mr Schmeichel has £300 left to play with.
0:26:17 > 0:26:18I walked straight past it.
0:26:18 > 0:26:20You did.
0:26:20 > 0:26:21But then in fairness,
0:26:21 > 0:26:24- you've walked straight past most of it.- Yeah, I know!
0:26:24 > 0:26:26I actually played at Barrow.
0:26:26 > 0:26:28- Did you?- Yeah.
0:26:28 > 0:26:33I played in the third round of the FA Cup for Leicester City at Barrow.
0:26:33 > 0:26:35I remember it because it was such a tough match,
0:26:35 > 0:26:40we won 2-1 but they had a centre forward - I'll never forget him,
0:26:40 > 0:26:43he was a dentist, supposed to be really quite articulate,
0:26:43 > 0:26:48well balanced - and I went for a ball that was running
0:26:48 > 0:26:52out for a corner, and he was chasing it, and I couldn't get to it.
0:26:52 > 0:26:54I just got me hand to it, and as I was laying on the floor,
0:26:54 > 0:26:56he ran and stamped on me hand.
0:26:56 > 0:27:02Eugh! Wow, tough game is football. Bit like antiques!
0:27:02 > 0:27:05A new day and a new journey, leaving Warrington behind
0:27:05 > 0:27:09and dribbling 12 miles southwest to intriguing Frodsham.
0:27:11 > 0:27:17Bizarrely, in 2005 French footballer Djibril Cisse became
0:27:17 > 0:27:19Lord Mayor of Frodsham - huh!
0:27:19 > 0:27:22But as our shoppers arrive in town, it's worth noting,
0:27:22 > 0:27:26prior to the first Norman invasion - around 1065 - the town was
0:27:26 > 0:27:30valued at a bargain £8.
0:27:30 > 0:27:33Hosting this second round shopping derby is
0:27:33 > 0:27:35the Lady Heyes Craft Centre,
0:27:35 > 0:27:38with its many antiques nooks and crannies.
0:27:40 > 0:27:44This is our last chance now Peter. Let's go in positively.
0:27:44 > 0:27:45And let's not panic.
0:27:52 > 0:27:56- Is that silver?- Because that's quite fun.- Is it silver?
0:27:56 > 0:27:59No, it's not, I think it's probably silver plate.
0:27:59 > 0:28:03But I just like the way that this is quite elegantly formed with
0:28:03 > 0:28:06this branch, and I like those strong feet on it.
0:28:06 > 0:28:08It's a nice looking object, that.
0:28:08 > 0:28:10- Heavy.- It's quite substantial.
0:28:10 > 0:28:13- That's the first thing that I do, I look at the price!- 25.- Yeah.
0:28:13 > 0:28:17- Which is not bad. - The two stout men of Team Schmeichel
0:28:17 > 0:28:20have made a solidly masculine choice here.
0:28:20 > 0:28:21What's next?
0:28:21 > 0:28:24Well, I did actually pass this earlier on.
0:28:24 > 0:28:26It's a marble figure,
0:28:26 > 0:28:32and it looks like a sort of Russian or Turkish warrior, but I think
0:28:32 > 0:28:36we could probably get that for a really cheap price, because it
0:28:36 > 0:28:39looks incongruous, it doesn't fit in with the other pieces we've got.
0:28:39 > 0:28:42- How interesting.- See I quite like this, it's quite nicely carved.
0:28:42 > 0:28:46This, I can tell you, this marble is... That's probably from Italy.
0:28:46 > 0:28:48I think so.
0:28:48 > 0:28:51Probably from around Pisa, because near Pisa is the only
0:28:51 > 0:28:54mountain in the world where they've got pure white marble.
0:28:54 > 0:28:56Really?
0:28:56 > 0:28:58Otherwise it looks like bathrooms, you know?
0:28:58 > 0:29:00You have little streaks in it.
0:29:00 > 0:29:02Yeah, yeah, yeah. Marbled. As it were.
0:29:02 > 0:29:05Michelangelo used to get his marble from there.
0:29:05 > 0:29:06It's quite a good subject,
0:29:06 > 0:29:10because people like militarious objects, so if we got
0:29:10 > 0:29:12that for a very cheeky price,
0:29:12 > 0:29:15that would be a sure-fire winner for us.
0:29:15 > 0:29:19Well, currently it's £75, but if any man can get a cheeky
0:29:19 > 0:29:23price on a white marble figurine, then that man is Mark Stacey.
0:29:23 > 0:29:27Time to speak to Rose - stand by. Rose?
0:29:27 > 0:29:30What could you let us have that for?
0:29:30 > 0:29:32What are you offering? £10.
0:29:32 > 0:29:37- Make it 20, you can have it. - You see, that's not good, is it?
0:29:37 > 0:29:38I'll ask Jill. Jill?
0:29:38 > 0:29:41- Yes?- Jill, you've been called in here.- Right.
0:29:41 > 0:29:43Clutching something, I see. What are you clutching?
0:29:43 > 0:29:46That's Victorian glass. A present from Runcorn.
0:29:46 > 0:29:48- A present from Runcorn! - Quite relevant for the auction...
0:29:48 > 0:29:51For where we're going. "A present from Runcorn."
0:29:53 > 0:29:57Well, I suppose if it's going to sell anywhere, it'll sell in Runcorn, won't it?
0:29:57 > 0:29:59But we did quite like this.
0:29:59 > 0:30:02- Yes.- And the silver-plated meat platter.- Right.
0:30:02 > 0:30:06- But we've been very mean, I'm afraid.- Right.- You know.
0:30:06 > 0:30:09Actually, YOU have, Mark.
0:30:09 > 0:30:13Peter - well, he's still not enjoying these haggles much.
0:30:13 > 0:30:15So we'd like to get that for ten and that for ten.
0:30:17 > 0:30:18- Yes, go on.- Go on.
0:30:18 > 0:30:21- Are you sure?- Yes. - Are you happy with that, Peter?
0:30:21 > 0:30:22I'm happy with that.
0:30:22 > 0:30:24- Thank you.- Thank you so much. - Thank you very much.
0:30:24 > 0:30:30Well done, Mark. You've even got that Runcorn jug thrown in for free.
0:30:31 > 0:30:35Will there be any good stuff left for Frodsham's late arrivals?
0:30:36 > 0:30:38Hello, Peter! Hello, Paul!
0:30:38 > 0:30:39There.
0:30:40 > 0:30:44Pine shelves, assorted brass and bric-a-brac.
0:30:44 > 0:30:48Victorian brass candlesticks in brushed steel,
0:30:48 > 0:30:53and there's one Georgian piece there.
0:30:53 > 0:30:54Can you spot them?
0:30:54 > 0:30:55Something like...
0:30:55 > 0:30:58- These look a bit different, but not a lot...- Don't they just?
0:30:58 > 0:31:03- Well, they look a bit classier than these.- They do look classier!
0:31:03 > 0:31:08Because there are classical lines to those. Beautifully chosen.
0:31:08 > 0:31:10How old are these?
0:31:10 > 0:31:11I've no idea. Well...
0:31:11 > 0:31:13200.
0:31:14 > 0:31:16These are George III.
0:31:17 > 0:31:19- 200 years old?- Yep.
0:31:19 > 0:31:21- You're joking. No?- Abso...
0:31:21 > 0:31:25In amongst late Victorian and early 20th century,
0:31:25 > 0:31:26we've got Georgian brass.
0:31:26 > 0:31:28Would these be...
0:31:28 > 0:31:31I mean, 200 years old - are these going to be really expensive, or...?
0:31:31 > 0:31:34At auction...
0:31:34 > 0:31:37Go on, tell me. Surprise me.
0:31:37 > 0:31:40..you might buy them for a fiver.
0:31:40 > 0:31:42- A fiver?- I kid you not.
0:31:42 > 0:31:45They are utterly undervalued.
0:31:45 > 0:31:48- These don't fit the bill. - So why are we looking at these?
0:31:48 > 0:31:51- Because they're priced at- £6. Mm.
0:31:52 > 0:31:55In a catalogued auction,
0:31:55 > 0:32:00described accurately as a pair of George III brass candlesticks...
0:32:00 > 0:32:03- Yeah.- ..circa 1800,
0:32:03 > 0:32:06I think if we are lucky,
0:32:06 > 0:32:11they make ten, 15, 20, five, 30...
0:32:11 > 0:32:14- Who knows?- Who knows? Yeah, if you get a couple interested...
0:32:14 > 0:32:17There might be a little profit in this.
0:32:17 > 0:32:19True - marketing is key.
0:32:19 > 0:32:23However, the auction is tomorrow - not much time to get the word about.
0:32:23 > 0:32:26Let's hope Louise will let them have it for a song.
0:32:26 > 0:32:29Now, I'm going to disappoint you, because we've been here
0:32:29 > 0:32:31and we've got money to spend
0:32:31 > 0:32:36and I'm hitting you with a pair of sad brass candlesticks
0:32:36 > 0:32:40that no-one loves, and I'm going to add insult to injury by saying,
0:32:40 > 0:32:42- "Well, they're priced at £6..." - Oh, my God!
0:32:42 > 0:32:44SHE CHUCKLES
0:32:44 > 0:32:46What would you like to pay for them?
0:32:46 > 0:32:48Let me explain my rationale. We're on the way out the...
0:32:48 > 0:32:51We're absolutely beat. We're up against the clock.
0:32:51 > 0:32:54Those guys are... chomping at our heels. Er...
0:32:54 > 0:32:56(You cannae sell them.)
0:32:56 > 0:32:59Gimme them for a couple of quid or something daft.
0:32:59 > 0:33:00I'll half it. £3.
0:33:00 > 0:33:02- It's a deal!- OK.
0:33:02 > 0:33:04- Thanks very much.- You're welcome.
0:33:04 > 0:33:06- Well done. Thank you very much. - You're very welcome.
0:33:06 > 0:33:10- Thank you very much.- £3 I have. - Do you want them wrapping, as well?
0:33:10 > 0:33:12Now, that would just be taking the mickey!
0:33:12 > 0:33:15- "£3 - would you wrap them?!" - THEY CHUCKLE
0:33:15 > 0:33:19A very good deal, although Shilton took a bit of a back seat.
0:33:19 > 0:33:23What could get this former goalkeeper excited?
0:33:23 > 0:33:25Is that the FIFA World Cup?
0:33:25 > 0:33:27Mind you, I don't think it's original.
0:33:27 > 0:33:29THE original!
0:33:29 > 0:33:32I don't think so, somehow! No, no. It looks...
0:33:32 > 0:33:34It looks a bit... A bit worn.
0:33:34 > 0:33:36I'm surprised you recognised that World Cup -
0:33:36 > 0:33:40you haven't actually qualified for quite a long time, have yous?!
0:33:40 > 0:33:44Ooh! That was awkward! Although, let's face it,
0:33:44 > 0:33:47England hasn't seen a trophy like this for a while either.
0:33:47 > 0:33:49It's a Chianti bottle, is it?
0:33:49 > 0:33:50Right, with a note on it.
0:33:50 > 0:33:54- I presume it's...yeah, red wine. - And it says...
0:33:54 > 0:33:58"Actual item presented to Paul Gascoigne
0:33:58 > 0:34:02"at the World Cup, after he cried on receiving a yellow card."
0:34:02 > 0:34:05Yeah, I mean, I'm not quite so sure about that.
0:34:05 > 0:34:08If that had Gas... Er, Gazza's autograph on it,
0:34:08 > 0:34:11I'd then be saying, "Oh, my word - do I believe the autograph?
0:34:11 > 0:34:13"And if I do, that's a great thing!"
0:34:13 > 0:34:15Yeah.
0:34:15 > 0:34:17But it's not signed.
0:34:17 > 0:34:21- No.- If only we knew someone that was in the England squad...
0:34:21 > 0:34:23- Yeah.- Italia '90...
0:34:23 > 0:34:25Maybe...Lineker?
0:34:25 > 0:34:28Hold on a minute - I was there, wasn't I?!
0:34:28 > 0:34:30That, with your autograph on it...
0:34:30 > 0:34:32- Yeah.- ..is a good thing.
0:34:32 > 0:34:36They're asking £55 for that, which I think...
0:34:36 > 0:34:37is probably optimistic.
0:34:37 > 0:34:39I think it very optimistic, yeah.
0:34:39 > 0:34:44Sounds like it's time to bring on that English rose.
0:34:44 > 0:34:46We're just looking at this...
0:34:46 > 0:34:48This...obviously, bottle of wine -
0:34:48 > 0:34:50World Cup bottle of wine, Italia '90.
0:34:50 > 0:34:53There's no way we'd be looking at £55.
0:34:53 > 0:34:56But...I mean, we're talking five or ten pounds for a bottle of wine,
0:34:56 > 0:34:58- you know, so... - And it might be off.
0:34:58 > 0:35:01And it might be off, and we don't know - is the wine still in there?
0:35:01 > 0:35:03- Oh, yes, it's in there. Yes, yes.- Yeah.
0:35:03 > 0:35:06Well, we could settle on a tenner, I think, if that's any good.
0:35:06 > 0:35:10- A tenner?- Yeah.- Yeah, I think we'll accept that. That'd be great, yeah.
0:35:10 > 0:35:14Peter Shilton got his hand on that fine purchase
0:35:14 > 0:35:18as those precious shopping moments draw to a close.
0:35:18 > 0:35:21Did you always want to be a goalkeeper, Peter?
0:35:21 > 0:35:24Er, I was always a goalkeeper, cos, er...
0:35:24 > 0:35:27But is it something you wanted to do from a young age?
0:35:27 > 0:35:30- It was just something that happened. - Really?
0:35:30 > 0:35:33The first time I ever played, I was put in goal, and then...
0:35:33 > 0:35:37You know, I was... I was fairly good at it and I just stayed.
0:35:37 > 0:35:39So I never... I never thought about it.
0:35:41 > 0:35:46The road trip is moving us forward, yet back in time for Peter and Mark,
0:35:46 > 0:35:49as they head 33 miles east by north-east
0:35:49 > 0:35:51to the city of Manchester.
0:35:55 > 0:35:59- I always wanted to make football my living.- Yeah?
0:35:59 > 0:36:02Always. It was always in the back of my head.
0:36:02 > 0:36:04I always wanted to come to England.
0:36:04 > 0:36:07- I always wanted to be playing for Manchester United.- Really?
0:36:07 > 0:36:11When I was a kid - small kid - that was my dream every night.
0:36:11 > 0:36:12- Really?- Yeah.
0:36:12 > 0:36:15Manchester's achievements span through industry, politics,
0:36:15 > 0:36:19music and popular culture but football remains at its heart -
0:36:19 > 0:36:23a city where Peter Schmeichel is a bit of a hero.
0:36:25 > 0:36:28He's bypassing Old Trafford to go back to football's roots.
0:36:28 > 0:36:31'They think it's all over. Well, it is now.'
0:36:31 > 0:36:34The brand-new museum of football is not quite finished,
0:36:34 > 0:36:38but our returning hero gets the red-carpet treatment...
0:36:38 > 0:36:40We should go through the turnstiles here.
0:36:40 > 0:36:43..even as opening night preparations take place.
0:36:43 > 0:36:45Sorry about the mess, lads!
0:36:45 > 0:36:48Director Kevin Moore can meet a goalkeeping legend
0:36:48 > 0:36:51and also, you know, our Mark!
0:36:51 > 0:36:53As you can see, we're getting ready for our opening event,
0:36:53 > 0:36:56but what you've come into is the Hall Of Fame,
0:36:56 > 0:37:00which is dedicated to the greatest-ever players and managers in English football.
0:37:00 > 0:37:03And Peter is one of those all-time greats.
0:37:03 > 0:37:06- How do you feel about that? - I feel very good about that.
0:37:06 > 0:37:07If you'd like to come upstairs...
0:37:07 > 0:37:10The exact origins of football go back centuries,
0:37:10 > 0:37:15mentioned in medieval scripts and in Chaucer's Canterbury Tales.
0:37:15 > 0:37:18But the modern game developed during the Industrial Revolution,
0:37:18 > 0:37:21as men used their Saturday afternoons,
0:37:21 > 0:37:25after the factories closed early, to have fun on the pitch.
0:37:25 > 0:37:29The original rules were organic and shifting.
0:37:29 > 0:37:31What we're looking at is the handwritten laws
0:37:31 > 0:37:37of Association Football, written down for the first time in 1863.
0:37:37 > 0:37:40- As early as that?- Absolutely. It's the year that the FA is founded
0:37:40 > 0:37:44and they have to come up with combined rules
0:37:44 > 0:37:46that everyone agrees on.
0:37:46 > 0:37:49But from this - a group of Victorian gentlemen in England -
0:37:49 > 0:37:52they're creating a game which has spread around the world
0:37:52 > 0:37:54to more than 200 countries.
0:37:54 > 0:37:59These new rules established what seems obvious to modern football fans -
0:37:59 > 0:38:01the duration of the game, the size of the pitch,
0:38:01 > 0:38:06the number of players in each team and how the game is structured.
0:38:06 > 0:38:07I like the handwriting.
0:38:07 > 0:38:10It's beautiful, isn't it? Oh, it's very 19th century, this.
0:38:10 > 0:38:12But in founding the FA,
0:38:12 > 0:38:15the point was there needed to be one set of rules...
0:38:15 > 0:38:17- Consistent. - ..that everyone could agree on.
0:38:17 > 0:38:20Of course, some of the clubs and individuals couldn't agree,
0:38:20 > 0:38:24and they broke away to set up rugby.
0:38:24 > 0:38:26That is absolutely fantastic.
0:38:26 > 0:38:28That's another thing that, er... That I'm interested in.
0:38:28 > 0:38:32That's... You know, being a foreign player and a goalkeeper myself,
0:38:32 > 0:38:35Bert Trautmann is something... Someone that I kind of, in my...
0:38:35 > 0:38:38I think he broke his neck in an FA Cup final, didn't he?
0:38:38 > 0:38:40- 1956 FA Cup final.- Yeah.- Gosh!
0:38:40 > 0:38:44But he was also, sort of, like the first foreign player to embrace
0:38:44 > 0:38:48the English game, and I wonder if... I've seen he's in the Hall of Fame.
0:38:48 > 0:38:52- I wonder if you got any artefacts from his time.- Yes, we do.
0:38:52 > 0:38:55We've got an amazing artefact connected from Bert Trautmann.
0:38:55 > 0:38:59- and if you'd like to come through... - Absolutely.- ..I'll show it to you. - Please do, lead the way.
0:38:59 > 0:39:03Bert Trautmann inadvertently helped begin a modern phenomenon
0:39:03 > 0:39:06in the world of British football - the foreign player.
0:39:06 > 0:39:071956.
0:39:07 > 0:39:10Bert Trautmann, he was... He was a German prisoner of war
0:39:10 > 0:39:13and he chose to stay in England,
0:39:13 > 0:39:16and he basically became the first foreign player.
0:39:16 > 0:39:19- Really?- Really high-profile foreign player.
0:39:20 > 0:39:23And in this final, he broke his neck.
0:39:23 > 0:39:25And he's 2mm from dying.
0:39:25 > 0:39:28He didn't realise it, but they have pictures where he's like this,
0:39:28 > 0:39:30and he played on, he carried on,
0:39:30 > 0:39:34and he had to play with that... neck brace ever since.
0:39:34 > 0:39:37Gosh! Amazing story!
0:39:37 > 0:39:41And it gives a fantastic picture of what English football is all about.
0:39:41 > 0:39:45Obviously people who are born in this country are sort of used to it,
0:39:45 > 0:39:47but people like me, that comes from the outside,
0:39:47 > 0:39:52this is what attracts us, is the history, the traditions
0:39:52 > 0:39:55and also the incidents that are so well documented.
0:39:55 > 0:39:59The free movement of players has come to characterise
0:39:59 > 0:40:02the modern game of football, especially in Britain.
0:40:02 > 0:40:06And there's something uniquely British and rather wonderful
0:40:06 > 0:40:10hanging on the walls here, all about going to the match!
0:40:10 > 0:40:15Oh, well, Laurence Stephen Lowry.
0:40:15 > 0:40:18Probably one of the most... famous, important,
0:40:18 > 0:40:20British artists of the 20th century.
0:40:20 > 0:40:22A Manchester artist, of course,
0:40:22 > 0:40:27and he painted lots of industrial scenes like this.
0:40:27 > 0:40:28What stadium is that?
0:40:28 > 0:40:30This is Burnden Park, Bolton Wanderers.
0:40:30 > 0:40:33- Bolton, yeah. I've actually played in that stadium!- Have you?
0:40:33 > 0:40:34Yeah!
0:40:34 > 0:40:37I could see that was Manchester, because, you know, it looks windy.
0:40:37 > 0:40:41- Yes.- People are sort of walking into the wind. - What's the value of that painting?
0:40:41 > 0:40:44It was bought by the Professional Footballers' Association
0:40:44 > 0:40:46some years ago, for just under £2 million.
0:40:46 > 0:40:48- £2 million?- Yes.
0:40:48 > 0:40:51Lowry had a fascination for ordinary people,
0:40:51 > 0:40:53and was a kind of football fan.
0:40:53 > 0:40:57Rarely has a sport generated such loyalty,
0:40:57 > 0:40:59culture and community from its spectators.
0:40:59 > 0:41:04Most people, well, men in Britain, have a team and probably watch
0:41:04 > 0:41:09at least a match or two, but many live for Saturday afternoons.
0:41:09 > 0:41:11So I know these are all fans' memorabilia,
0:41:11 > 0:41:14and it ties in with something that Mark and me,
0:41:14 > 0:41:17we bought yesterday, that we're going to put into auction,
0:41:17 > 0:41:22and it is a official souvenir programme for the 1966 World Cup.
0:41:22 > 0:41:25He's actually journaled everything.
0:41:25 > 0:41:27Ah, so it's handwritten and annotated...
0:41:27 > 0:41:30Handwritten, with all the results, all the goal-scorers.
0:41:30 > 0:41:33- You can have a look through that and maybe...- Fantastic.
0:41:33 > 0:41:36I mean, maybe you'd be interested in putting a bid in for...
0:41:36 > 0:41:40Tell you what, Peter Schmeichel might struggle with buying
0:41:40 > 0:41:42but he's a dab hand at selling!
0:41:42 > 0:41:44It's fantastic. This is what the museum's all about.
0:41:44 > 0:41:48And also for sale in Runcorn tomorrow - hint, hint!
0:41:48 > 0:41:51But for now, our football legend
0:41:51 > 0:41:54and his trusty sidekick have had the time of their lives.
0:41:54 > 0:41:58Just in time to check out the opposing team's new signings.
0:42:00 > 0:42:06Very sadly, Peter Shilton and our Paul spent £5 - Ha!
0:42:06 > 0:42:08On a pretty Carlton Ware vase,
0:42:08 > 0:42:12which did not last its journey in the little red car.
0:42:12 > 0:42:16- That's a shame, isn't it? - We've rumbled it to death. - That's a real shame.
0:42:16 > 0:42:20Yeah, but let's take a look at all the wonderful things that didn't break, eh?
0:42:20 > 0:42:22- Shall we go for it?- Gingerly.
0:42:22 > 0:42:25- We have to do this nice and slowly. - Cos we've had a casualty already.
0:42:25 > 0:42:27Wow!
0:42:27 > 0:42:28Oh!
0:42:28 > 0:42:30Wow!
0:42:30 > 0:42:32- Gosh, what?- Who is it signed by?
0:42:32 > 0:42:34It's em...what's that say on there?
0:42:34 > 0:42:36Oh, that's cheating!
0:42:36 > 0:42:38Oh, I can't believe that!
0:42:38 > 0:42:42Yeah, and if that's not bad enough, Peter and Paul got a sneaky
0:42:42 > 0:42:46last minute purchase, buying two snuffboxes right under our...noses.
0:42:46 > 0:42:49- I'm intrigued with this. Can I look at this?- Yeah, do.
0:42:49 > 0:42:52This handsome silver joby for £85
0:42:52 > 0:42:56and this pretty little papier-mache fellow for 25.
0:42:56 > 0:42:58Cute!
0:42:58 > 0:43:02That really is rather... rather nice, continental.
0:43:02 > 0:43:05I think it's lovely. My hunch, I might be wrong, would be Dutch.
0:43:05 > 0:43:08- Yeah.- Late 19th century, it's not 18th century.
0:43:08 > 0:43:10Yeah, that's where we've gone.
0:43:10 > 0:43:12He just picks it up and, "I think it's Dutch..."
0:43:12 > 0:43:14Well, that's being an expert.
0:43:14 > 0:43:17- That's being an expert. - Which is something that we're not.
0:43:17 > 0:43:21But you've given the whole world many years of other pleasure.
0:43:21 > 0:43:25Well, that's reasonable enough, that's reasonable enough. We can't argue with that, well done.
0:43:27 > 0:43:28Thank you very much.
0:43:28 > 0:43:31Well done, can't argue with that. Are you ready for ours?
0:43:31 > 0:43:33We're dying, do it.
0:43:35 > 0:43:38- Oh.- Oh. Well.
0:43:38 > 0:43:40Well. We've all gone for candlesticks.
0:43:40 > 0:43:43- Indeed.- We've both gone for something football related.
0:43:43 > 0:43:45This is... Peter will tell you because he found it.
0:43:45 > 0:43:47What it is, it's an official souvenir
0:43:47 > 0:43:51programme from the 1966 world cup,
0:43:51 > 0:43:54that was the one that England won.
0:43:54 > 0:43:56Remember? They won a trophy once.
0:43:56 > 0:43:59Just about remember it, yeah. Just about remember it.
0:43:59 > 0:44:03We're really quite pleased with ours, we've got a nice little cross section there,
0:44:03 > 0:44:05but the nice thing is... Where are we selling?
0:44:05 > 0:44:07I saw it, yep.
0:44:07 > 0:44:10We're selling it at auction in Runcorn.
0:44:10 > 0:44:12Absolutely horrible things
0:44:12 > 0:44:14but appropriate I think for the sale we're going to.
0:44:14 > 0:44:19I don't know if Paul would agree with me, but I think this one is too close to call.
0:44:19 > 0:44:21PAUL LAUGHS
0:44:21 > 0:44:24Well, I'm sure you'd all agree to each others' faces,
0:44:24 > 0:44:26but what do you really think?
0:44:26 > 0:44:32Well, it was OK, I wasn't blown away when they took the drape away.
0:44:32 > 0:44:36I think they've got some good items.
0:44:36 > 0:44:37My overriding impression is,
0:44:37 > 0:44:41I'm well impressed at the prices they paid.
0:44:41 > 0:44:45I think the World Cup thing might be quite fun because he signed it.
0:44:45 > 0:44:48He signed it so, yeah... That makes a difference,
0:44:48 > 0:44:49same thing with our programme.
0:44:49 > 0:44:52I think, was it the Runcorn jug?
0:44:52 > 0:44:55That might be a novel thing on the day but we'll have to wait and see.
0:44:55 > 0:44:57This time tomorrow it's all over, man.
0:44:57 > 0:45:00You know, it is very, very difficult to predict.
0:45:00 > 0:45:03I've never been to an auction like this so I'm quite excited about it.
0:45:03 > 0:45:06So am I. Let's get there!
0:45:06 > 0:45:08Let's get to the auction!
0:45:08 > 0:45:11There's no more we can do now, Paul. That's it.
0:45:11 > 0:45:15No, we're now bystanders!
0:45:15 > 0:45:18I'm really looking forward to today, it should be very exciting.
0:45:18 > 0:45:20After a couple of days hard work.
0:45:20 > 0:45:23And it has been quite hard work.
0:45:23 > 0:45:27Hard work? Hardly 90 minutes of footie, is it?
0:45:27 > 0:45:30But as an exciting journey nears its end,
0:45:30 > 0:45:35Manchester shrinks steadily in the review mirror as this road trip
0:45:35 > 0:45:37heads for the final destination,
0:45:37 > 0:45:4129 miles west sits the town of Runcorn.
0:45:42 > 0:45:46Former spa town and meeting point of the meandering River Mersey
0:45:46 > 0:45:49and the mighty Manchester Ship Canal,
0:45:49 > 0:45:54four Runcorn chemical companies coalesced in 1926
0:45:54 > 0:45:57to form Imperial Chemical Industries.
0:45:57 > 0:45:59That's ICI to you and I.
0:46:01 > 0:46:02Good morning.
0:46:02 > 0:46:04How are you? >
0:46:04 > 0:46:06Morning Peter. How you feeling?
0:46:06 > 0:46:08I'm feeling great, excited.
0:46:08 > 0:46:10I've got absolutely no expectations.
0:46:10 > 0:46:13It's got to be down a little bit to luck, hasn't it?
0:46:13 > 0:46:15Always is, auction's a lottery.
0:46:15 > 0:46:19So when we get to... Will they know which items are ours?
0:46:19 > 0:46:22Not necessarily, it depends how much fuss we make.
0:46:22 > 0:46:24ALL LAUGH
0:46:24 > 0:46:26Good luck.
0:46:26 > 0:46:29Good luck. Let the best man win.
0:46:29 > 0:46:30Good luck everyone.
0:46:30 > 0:46:34Today's sale at the Runcorn Auction Centre
0:46:34 > 0:46:37will be presided over by local legend Michael C Bain
0:46:37 > 0:46:42and he's taken a cursory glance at our Peters' purchases.
0:46:42 > 0:46:46I think the propelling pen, which is by Mordan Sampson
0:46:46 > 0:46:49is a good purchase, they always do well here.
0:46:49 > 0:46:52Price? I don't know - £20 to £40.
0:46:52 > 0:46:55Mirrors tend not to do well at this auction house,
0:46:55 > 0:46:59I think that's a little bit risky, we'll be struggling to get a profit on that one.
0:46:59 > 0:47:03Italia '90 - it's a nice souvenir,
0:47:03 > 0:47:05the condition is letting it down a little bit
0:47:05 > 0:47:09and the bonus is of course, it's got Peter Shilton's signature on it.
0:47:09 > 0:47:12The item I have least confidence in
0:47:12 > 0:47:14has got to be the Victorian cream jug.
0:47:14 > 0:47:17If you ask me who's going to be the winner, I'd go for England.
0:47:17 > 0:47:19Both teams started with £400 each.
0:47:21 > 0:47:26Peter Schmeichel and Mark Stacey spent £120 on six auction lots,
0:47:26 > 0:47:33whilst Messrs Shilton and Laidlaw spent a bold £183 on six lots.
0:47:33 > 0:47:34Thank you.
0:47:34 > 0:47:37An Englishman, a Welshman, a Scotsman
0:47:37 > 0:47:39and a Great Dane walk into an auction house.
0:47:39 > 0:47:42You can make up your own punch line later
0:47:42 > 0:47:44because the sale is about to begin.
0:47:44 > 0:47:48Messrs Schmeichel and Stacey's propelling pencil
0:47:48 > 0:47:51writes the first chapter of this auction saga.
0:47:51 > 0:47:54Actually, there are various commission bids.
0:47:54 > 0:47:55I've got 13, 15, 18.
0:47:55 > 0:47:5718 I've got, 20 comes next.
0:47:57 > 0:48:0022, 25.
0:48:00 > 0:48:0328, 30, 35.
0:48:03 > 0:48:0535, 35 new bidder.
0:48:05 > 0:48:0940, 40 I've got. 42 comes next. We hold on at £40.
0:48:09 > 0:48:14Selling at the back of the room at £40, all done at 40.
0:48:14 > 0:48:16Rather meagre beginnings,
0:48:16 > 0:48:20frankly auction costs will swallow that slim margin, I fear.
0:48:20 > 0:48:23It was a small profit. Very small.
0:48:23 > 0:48:26Yep. It was small, but a profit nevertheless.
0:48:26 > 0:48:29Mr Shilton's painted mirror is up next.
0:48:29 > 0:48:31£20 anywhere, £20 who wants it?
0:48:31 > 0:48:3520 I've got, 20 I've got, 22 is next.
0:48:35 > 0:48:40Main bid at 20, all done at £20? Selling at 20, all done at 20...
0:48:40 > 0:48:43Oh, dear. It's a very slow start.
0:48:43 > 0:48:46These players need the crowd behind them!
0:48:46 > 0:48:49You took a punt, you came out of it clean - yeah, fair enough.
0:48:49 > 0:48:52It's probably...probably the least out of our lots
0:48:52 > 0:48:55that I was confident about, to be fair.
0:48:55 > 0:48:56Time for a classic set-play -
0:48:56 > 0:48:59with the Team Schmeichel freebie glass jug.
0:48:59 > 0:49:02Somebody's seen it because I've got a bid here of £10.
0:49:02 > 0:49:04Oh, my, in at 10. Come on.
0:49:04 > 0:49:0712 up there. 15 still with me.
0:49:07 > 0:49:0918 up there, on the gallery, at £18.
0:49:09 > 0:49:10Come on, a bit more.
0:49:10 > 0:49:1418 in the gallery. 20 is next. £18.
0:49:14 > 0:49:1620 in the room. 22.
0:49:16 > 0:49:20It's getting a bit of interest online - not bad, boys!
0:49:20 > 0:49:23- 25 in the room. 28 in the gallery. - One more.
0:49:23 > 0:49:27We're going to go 30. Look nice today and all done at £28.
0:49:27 > 0:49:29£28, all done...
0:49:29 > 0:49:33A healthy, if not enormous profit. At last!
0:49:33 > 0:49:35And now Team Shilton's candlesticks
0:49:35 > 0:49:37wait to light up the saleroom -
0:49:37 > 0:49:39a snip at just £3.
0:49:39 > 0:49:41£50 anywhere?
0:49:41 > 0:49:45Well, 20 then, for George III brass candlesticks.
0:49:45 > 0:49:4820 I've got in the room. 20 I've got.
0:49:48 > 0:49:50- Oh, my God! - 25 in the room. 28 next.
0:49:50 > 0:49:53- 25, the bid is over there. - Come on!
0:49:53 > 0:49:5428 now. 30? 30 in the room.
0:49:54 > 0:49:5730 in the room. This bid is in the room at 30.
0:49:57 > 0:49:59You are a genius!
0:49:59 > 0:50:01All done at 30, the hammer goes down.
0:50:01 > 0:50:05Another great result - Peter and Paul are back in this game!
0:50:05 > 0:50:07£30!
0:50:07 > 0:50:09Aye, it's no over yet!
0:50:09 > 0:50:11And it won't be for a while.
0:50:11 > 0:50:17Pray silence for Schmeichel and Stacey's '66 Championship programme.
0:50:17 > 0:50:19£20. I can start at 20 here, anyway.
0:50:19 > 0:50:2120 I've got. 20 I've got. 22 is next.
0:50:21 > 0:50:2420 I've got. 22 is next. 20 I've got.
0:50:24 > 0:50:25- Oh, come on, a bit more.- Yeah.
0:50:25 > 0:50:2725 still with me. 28?
0:50:27 > 0:50:3228? 28 on the phone, then. 28 on the phone.
0:50:32 > 0:50:34Still 30 with me. 32 on the phone?
0:50:34 > 0:50:3632 on the phone.
0:50:36 > 0:50:3832, that takes this out. 32 on the phone.
0:50:38 > 0:50:4135 anywhere else? 32 on the phone.
0:50:41 > 0:50:42Well, we've doubled our money, Peter.
0:50:42 > 0:50:45Anybody else want it? 32 on the phone.
0:50:45 > 0:50:4835 on the net. 38 on the phone.
0:50:48 > 0:50:50A flurry of interest on the phones and internet.
0:50:50 > 0:50:53Who can these mystery bidders be?!
0:50:53 > 0:50:5542 on the phone. The bid is on the phone.
0:50:55 > 0:50:58On the phone at £42. We all done, then?
0:50:58 > 0:51:01Selling to the phone at £42, all done at 42.
0:51:01 > 0:51:04Excellent result,
0:51:04 > 0:51:07putting our Danish/Welsh partnership in the lead.
0:51:07 > 0:51:10And I happen to know the successful phone bidder was none other than...
0:51:10 > 0:51:12Manchester's all-new Museum of Football.
0:51:12 > 0:51:14- How nice is that?! - That's not bad, is it?
0:51:14 > 0:51:17So, any sniff of a profit for Peter and Paul?
0:51:17 > 0:51:21Their first papier-mache snuffbox awaits a discerning nostril.
0:51:21 > 0:51:24I can start this out at 20 with me.
0:51:24 > 0:51:2620 I've got. 22 comes next. 25 now.
0:51:26 > 0:51:29Still with me at 28. 28 with me.
0:51:29 > 0:51:31The bid is still with me at £28. 30 now on the net.
0:51:31 > 0:51:35- 30 on the internet. - On the net at 30. 32 to my right.
0:51:35 > 0:51:3732 in the room.
0:51:37 > 0:51:39- The bid is to my right at £32. - Nice. Cheap. Good box.
0:51:39 > 0:51:43This is cheap. Are we all done at 32? Selling at 32, then.
0:51:43 > 0:51:46Not too bad for the home team.
0:51:46 > 0:51:49- It's a profit. - What did you pay for it?
0:51:49 > 0:51:51- 25.- 25?
0:51:51 > 0:51:56Now Peter Schmeichel's favourite lot - the hunky chopping board,
0:51:56 > 0:51:59partnered with the manly, meat dish.
0:51:59 > 0:52:00Cor!
0:52:00 > 0:52:03Right, what should we say for this, then? £40 somewhere? £40 anywhere?
0:52:03 > 0:52:06- £40, who wants it? £40 anywhere? - No-one wants it.
0:52:06 > 0:52:10Come on, now. Well, I'll take 20 to start us off. It's worth that.
0:52:10 > 0:52:12£20 somewhere? £20.
0:52:12 > 0:52:1420 bid. 20 I've got. 22 is next.
0:52:14 > 0:52:16At 25. 28 in the gallery.
0:52:16 > 0:52:18£30 at the back of the room. 30 I've got.
0:52:18 > 0:52:2132? No. 30...£30 still.
0:52:21 > 0:52:22All done at 30?
0:52:22 > 0:52:25Selling at 30, last chance.
0:52:25 > 0:52:31Fantastic auction save! £10 safely in Schmeichel's hands!
0:52:32 > 0:52:33I'm disappointed with that.
0:52:33 > 0:52:37And the trophy goes to... Well, let's wait and see.
0:52:37 > 0:52:41Team Shilton's Italia '90 wine bottle enters the box.
0:52:41 > 0:52:4250 quid?
0:52:44 > 0:52:46I'm...I'm...I'm very sceptical about it - don't know.
0:52:46 > 0:52:50It's modelled as the, eh, the World Cup trophy,
0:52:50 > 0:52:53and it's also been signed by somebody really famous.
0:52:53 > 0:52:56ALL LAUGH
0:52:56 > 0:52:57And not only that,
0:52:57 > 0:53:01Peter Shilton's got his signature on it as well.
0:53:01 > 0:53:05Let's hope Peter can get his hands on a winning profit this time.
0:53:05 > 0:53:07Right, what shall we say for this, then? £30 to start me?
0:53:07 > 0:53:09- It's got to be worth 30. - More than that.
0:53:09 > 0:53:13Tell you what, I'll bid 30. £30 here. 30 I've got. 32 comes next.
0:53:13 > 0:53:19- They're off and running. - 35 in the front. 38. 38. 40.
0:53:19 > 0:53:2240. 42. 45.
0:53:22 > 0:53:2745. 48. 48. 50.
0:53:27 > 0:53:2950, I'll put the rest towards it for you.
0:53:32 > 0:53:35Going 55, sir? 60?
0:53:35 > 0:53:38Go on, 60. Go 60. I'll help you out.
0:53:38 > 0:53:4360. I'm not going more than this, but if you go 60, I'll help you.
0:53:43 > 0:53:45He'll have to wait a few years before he can drink it!
0:53:45 > 0:53:4865? 65.
0:53:48 > 0:53:5165, the bid is in green. I've done the best I can for you.
0:53:51 > 0:53:53The bid is in green at the back, £65.
0:53:53 > 0:53:57All done at 65. Nothing on the net.
0:53:57 > 0:54:02Nice work, Peter Shilton. Your final stab at wheeler-dealing
0:54:02 > 0:54:04really paid off!
0:54:04 > 0:54:07- That's the power of your name, my man!- Well done. Well done.
0:54:07 > 0:54:08Time for Schmeichel
0:54:08 > 0:54:12and Stacey to go on the attack with their marble soldier figurine.
0:54:12 > 0:54:15Can they catch Team Shilton on the break?
0:54:15 > 0:54:17If there's a £100 internet bid from Denmark,
0:54:17 > 0:54:20- there's a steward's inquiry! - Would be suspicious, wouldn't it?
0:54:20 > 0:54:23Well, I've got 20 here. £20 with me.
0:54:23 > 0:54:2420 I've got. 22 is next.
0:54:24 > 0:54:26Come on, somebody bid!
0:54:26 > 0:54:28Still with me at £25. 28 on the gallery.
0:54:28 > 0:54:30£28 on the gallery. £28.
0:54:30 > 0:54:34All done at £28, then. All done at £28.
0:54:34 > 0:54:37- Come on! - Selling at £28 now. All done at 28.
0:54:37 > 0:54:40Nice, steady profits for Peter and Mark.
0:54:40 > 0:54:42Can Shilton and Laidlaw counterattack
0:54:42 > 0:54:45with their next snuffbox? This time in silver...possibly.
0:54:45 > 0:54:48Snuffbox.
0:54:48 > 0:54:50Right, 30 I've got, 30 I've got.
0:54:50 > 0:54:53- It's a long way to go. - 32. 35. 38. 40. 42.
0:54:53 > 0:54:56Still with me at 42. 45. 45.
0:54:56 > 0:54:59And still with me at 48. 50.
0:54:59 > 0:55:0248, the bid still with me. New bidder at 50. £50 over there.
0:55:02 > 0:55:0550 I've got. 55. Commissions are now out. £50.
0:55:05 > 0:55:07Oh, no, no, no!
0:55:07 > 0:55:1060? £60. 65.
0:55:10 > 0:55:1370. 65 there. Do you want to go 68, sir?
0:55:13 > 0:55:15All done at 65, then.
0:55:15 > 0:55:19Selling at 65. All done at 65, and I sell.
0:55:19 > 0:55:21Bad luck!
0:55:21 > 0:55:23I'm surprised at that!
0:55:25 > 0:55:28And that leaves the field fairly open for Peter and Mark,
0:55:28 > 0:55:31with their ornate inkwell and candelabra,
0:55:31 > 0:55:33looking for a local desk to rest on.
0:55:33 > 0:55:36Start at 20. And 22 is next. 22. 25.
0:55:36 > 0:55:3828. 28 in the room.
0:55:38 > 0:55:4128 I've got over there. 30 comes next.
0:55:41 > 0:55:43We all done at £28, then? Nothing on the net.
0:55:43 > 0:55:46£28. Selling at 28. All done.
0:55:46 > 0:55:47Oh, no!
0:55:49 > 0:55:52Weeping won't help, Mark - just ask Gazza!
0:55:52 > 0:55:55Is this a chance for Peter and Paul to nick it?
0:55:55 > 0:55:57Whoa, whoa - that's the clock, the clock!
0:55:57 > 0:56:01Their Victorian wall clock could be saying "profit o'clock"
0:56:01 > 0:56:03if Michael's predictions are correct.
0:56:03 > 0:56:05Well, I've got 40 with me. 40 I've got.
0:56:05 > 0:56:0840 I've got. 45 here. 45 still with me.
0:56:08 > 0:56:0945 still with me. At 45.
0:56:09 > 0:56:1248 on the net. 50 still here. 50.
0:56:12 > 0:56:1455 on the net.
0:56:14 > 0:56:16Bid is on the net at £55.
0:56:16 > 0:56:19Bid is on the net at 55. 55.
0:56:19 > 0:56:2165 now on the net.
0:56:21 > 0:56:24Looks like we're heading for extra time.
0:56:24 > 0:56:2770 in the room. 70 in the room. 70 I've got.
0:56:27 > 0:56:2875 on the net.
0:56:28 > 0:56:31Do you want to go one more, sir? 80. 80 in the room. 80 in the room.
0:56:31 > 0:56:3480 in the room. 85 on the net. 90.
0:56:34 > 0:56:36Do you want to go 90, sir?
0:56:36 > 0:56:3890 in the room. £90. Gentleman says yes.
0:56:38 > 0:56:42- 95 on the net. - Yes, £100 in the room.
0:56:42 > 0:56:46- 100 in the room. 100 in the room. - 110 on the net.- 110 on the net.
0:56:46 > 0:56:49I think we might have narrowly avoided a penalty shoot-out!
0:56:49 > 0:56:53110, the bid is on the net. 110. Are we all done at 110?
0:56:53 > 0:56:56Selling at 110.
0:56:57 > 0:56:59A great profit for Team Shilton!
0:56:59 > 0:57:05To our victor, the spoils, and as for, eh, non-victor...
0:57:05 > 0:57:07- It's disappointing. - It's very disappointing.
0:57:07 > 0:57:09- I thought we had really good stuff. - You did all right.
0:57:09 > 0:57:11Stuff that people could use.
0:57:11 > 0:57:13I believe we have a winner!
0:57:13 > 0:57:15Oh, and it's over now!
0:57:15 > 0:57:17It's over now, definitely!
0:57:17 > 0:57:21You think it's all over, Paul, and, well, it is.
0:57:21 > 0:57:24Our celebrities began with £400 each.
0:57:24 > 0:57:27Peter Schmeichel and Mark Stacey bought wisely and well,
0:57:27 > 0:57:32making a thoroughly respectable profit of £40.72.
0:57:32 > 0:57:36The Great Dane and his trusty Welshman end this road trip
0:57:36 > 0:57:38with £440.72.
0:57:38 > 0:57:41Messrs Shilton and Laidlaw, however,
0:57:41 > 0:57:45made a wee bit more - £81.04.
0:57:45 > 0:57:47So, Peter and Paul finish triumphant,
0:57:47 > 0:57:51with £481 and four British pennies.
0:57:51 > 0:57:54All of the funds generated here go to Children In Need.
0:57:54 > 0:57:58So well done, Peter, and well done, Peter.
0:57:58 > 0:58:00- So well done. - Nice to meet you, Mark, as well.
0:58:00 > 0:58:03- Well done, Peter.- Well done. - Great to be with you.
0:58:03 > 0:58:04Yes, likewise.
0:58:04 > 0:58:08- And unfortunately, the best men didn't win on the day.- No, I know.
0:58:11 > 0:58:12PAUL: Well done!
0:58:12 > 0:58:15I think the worst thing is that when you actually buy something
0:58:15 > 0:58:19and then you realise you've actually lost a load of money on it.
0:58:19 > 0:58:24The nice when you're working with somebody else, like the celebrities,
0:58:24 > 0:58:26you can always blame them!