Episode 11

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0:00:03 > 0:00:07'Some of the nation's favourite celebrities.' Why have I got such expensive taste?

0:00:08 > 0:00:12'One antiques expert each.' HE LAUGHS

0:00:12 > 0:00:15Do you want me to cry? 'And one big challenge.

0:00:15 > 0:00:20'Who can seek out and buy the best antiques at the very best prices?'

0:00:20 > 0:00:23Answers on a postcard. HAMMER BANGS

0:00:23 > 0:00:27Ohh! 'And auction for a big profit further down the road?'

0:00:27 > 0:00:29Good evening, viewers!

0:00:29 > 0:00:32'Who will spot the good investments? Who will listen to advice?'

0:00:32 > 0:00:35Do you like it? No, I think it's horrible.

0:00:35 > 0:00:39'And who will be the first to say, "Don't you know who I am?"'

0:00:39 > 0:00:43Well done, us. 'Time to put your peddle to the metal.

0:00:43 > 0:00:46'This is Celebrity Antiques Road Trip!

0:00:48 > 0:00:50'Yeah!

0:00:53 > 0:00:56'Today's Celebrity Road Trip is a battle of the soaps.

0:00:56 > 0:00:57'Yes, it's north versus south,

0:00:57 > 0:01:02'tripe versus jellied eels, Weatherfield versus Walford.'

0:01:02 > 0:01:04How do I open the door?

0:01:04 > 0:01:06'Starring EastEnders' Shaun Williamson...'

0:01:06 > 0:01:10Well, there's no door handle. '..and Coronation Street's Vicky Entwistle.'

0:01:10 > 0:01:14Hey, we could do like a Starsky and Hutch and just jump over.

0:01:14 > 0:01:1620 years ago... HE LAUGHS

0:01:16 > 0:01:19Well, I'll push you. ..I'd have taken you up on that.

0:01:19 > 0:01:23'And just getting in this stunning 1998 TVR Chimaera

0:01:23 > 0:01:26'has already got them into a bit of a lather.'

0:01:27 > 0:01:31Ahh! Hey! Well done! It's under the wing mirror!

0:01:31 > 0:01:34Hey, that's posh. Why?

0:01:34 > 0:01:37Oh, it's very low, isn't it? Yeah, it's very low.

0:01:39 > 0:01:43Right, now, don't mess my hair up cos I've got loads of hairspray on.

0:01:43 > 0:01:45'Shaun spent ten years in Albert Square

0:01:45 > 0:01:50'playing lovable loser and everyone's favourite fall guy, Barry Evans.'

0:01:50 > 0:01:53You can have it all. I don't care. Take it.

0:01:54 > 0:01:56Get off me!

0:01:56 > 0:02:00HE SCREAMS

0:02:02 > 0:02:06'But he had no problem getting in character for his next big role,

0:02:06 > 0:02:09'playing himself in Ricky Gervais's Extras,

0:02:09 > 0:02:12'a role he reprised for Life's Too Short.

0:02:12 > 0:02:15'He also played himself when he won Celebrity Mastermind.'

0:02:15 > 0:02:17I've got my... some breakfast for us. Oh!

0:02:17 > 0:02:20'No rush, Shaun. There's only TV gold to make.'

0:02:20 > 0:02:24Two pieces of toast, one with raspberry jam on and one with Marmite.

0:02:24 > 0:02:27Can I have the jam? Yes. I hate Marmite.

0:02:27 > 0:02:30It's one of them, isn't it? You either like it or you don't.

0:02:30 > 0:02:34'You could be onto something there, Vicky. Star of the north,

0:02:34 > 0:02:37'Ms Entwistle spent 13 years in Coronation Street

0:02:37 > 0:02:40'playing the tart with a heart Janice Battersby,

0:02:40 > 0:02:43'the matriarch of Weatherfield's neighbours from hell.

0:02:43 > 0:02:47'But she's now gone from up north to the West End

0:02:47 > 0:02:51'and a starring role as Madame Thenardier in Les Mis.'

0:02:51 > 0:02:54I wish I had dark sunglasses on.

0:02:54 > 0:02:57We're like Thelma and Louise. Yes! HE LAUGHS

0:02:57 > 0:03:02Who was who? I never knew. I hope we find our Brad Pitt, that's all I can say.

0:03:02 > 0:03:05'Well, look no further, Vicky. You can take your pick

0:03:05 > 0:03:09'from either of these two fine specimens of manhood

0:03:09 > 0:03:11'in a fine 1971 TR6,

0:03:11 > 0:03:13'the racy Mark Stacey...'

0:03:13 > 0:03:15You're a bit soap fan, aren't you?

0:03:15 > 0:03:18'..and the rugged Paul Laidlaw.'

0:03:18 > 0:03:23Which leads on, awkwardly... I can see you through the week

0:03:23 > 0:03:25with your onesie and your one big slipper on

0:03:25 > 0:03:28with a cup of cocoa. Have you been stalking me?

0:03:28 > 0:03:31Do you know, I've got a webcam. THEY LAUGH

0:03:31 > 0:03:34'Paul Laidlaw was an amateur collector for years

0:03:34 > 0:03:37'before becoming an auctioneer and an expert in militaria.

0:03:37 > 0:03:40'And he just loves shooting from the lip.'

0:03:40 > 0:03:44Shaun, Celebrity Mastermind winner, I believe.

0:03:44 > 0:03:48Oh, so you and him will have a lot in common. HE LAUGHS

0:03:48 > 0:03:52Anorak central, is it? Well, I wasn't saying that, Paul,

0:03:52 > 0:03:56but I think a lot of people just nodded in agreement at home.

0:03:56 > 0:04:00Knowingly, mm. And I think Tim's listening and having a good giggle at that one.

0:04:00 > 0:04:02'I couldn't possibly comment, Mark.

0:04:02 > 0:04:07'But what I will tell the viewers is that you're an independent consultant, valuer and dealer

0:04:07 > 0:04:12'with 25 years experience who simply loves Coronation Street. And we used to work together.'

0:04:12 > 0:04:14I love Coronation Street. 'See?'

0:04:14 > 0:04:17And I know you're a huge fan of Shaun's now

0:04:17 > 0:04:21and I love Coronation Street, so we know where we're going. Yeah, yeah.

0:04:21 > 0:04:24It don't get better than this, all right? 'Here, here!

0:04:24 > 0:04:29'But Shaun and Vicky might be a while yet. They're having some slight bubble with the car.'

0:04:29 > 0:04:32So the one on the left is a clutch.

0:04:33 > 0:04:36Oh. Right, we're in gear. Right.

0:04:36 > 0:04:39Thunderbirds are go. SHE LAUGHS

0:04:39 > 0:04:42THUNDERBIRDS THEME PLAYS

0:04:42 > 0:04:45'Thank goodness for that! It would've been a short show otherwise.

0:04:45 > 0:04:50'So how do our actors think they might cope with the world of antiques?'

0:04:50 > 0:04:53Is it Chipperfield, or was that a circus? That's a circus, isn't it?

0:04:53 > 0:04:57Is it? God, we're going to be useless. Oh, it's going to be grim.

0:04:57 > 0:05:02Yeah, is this a genuine David Chipperfield table? SHE LAUGHS

0:05:02 > 0:05:05'Both of today's soap-soaked teams

0:05:05 > 0:05:07'have ?400 to spend on their road trip,

0:05:07 > 0:05:11'which will take them from Hemingfield, across South Yorkshire,

0:05:11 > 0:05:14'before going up and round the beautiful North Yorkshire Dales

0:05:14 > 0:05:17'and then taking the long road back down south to auction,

0:05:17 > 0:05:20'140 miles away in Birmingham.'

0:05:20 > 0:05:22This looks rather nice.

0:05:22 > 0:05:25Hello there! Hello!

0:05:25 > 0:05:28There we go. That's some chariot you've brought. It is.

0:05:28 > 0:05:32Oh, this is very nice, isn't it? We've only just learnt how to open the doors.

0:05:32 > 0:05:36THEY LAUGH So have we gravitated into teams, by any chance?

0:05:36 > 0:05:40I think we... I... Yes. We might've done.

0:05:40 > 0:05:43Mark, see you there. Good luck. We're going to the same shop! Oh, we are!

0:05:43 > 0:05:46I'm going to see you soon! Get in the car.

0:05:46 > 0:05:48They've got the fast car. We need to go first.

0:05:48 > 0:05:53'With the teams decided and Paul and Shaun just about fitting in the Triumph,

0:05:53 > 0:05:58'it leaves me to say...' Oh, I've never seen a knob do that before.

0:05:58 > 0:06:01'Hm. ..ladies and gentlemen, start your engines!'

0:06:01 > 0:06:04It's like the Blues Brothers.

0:06:05 > 0:06:08'First out into the stunning South Yorkshire countryside are Vicky and Mark.'

0:06:08 > 0:06:13Are you competitive, Vicky? I even get competitive in Cluedo.

0:06:13 > 0:06:17No! Yeah, I try and look in the envelope when no-one's looking.

0:06:17 > 0:06:19Oh, you... Oh, that's cheating. Well, yeah.

0:06:19 > 0:06:22That's not competitive. But I'm liking it.

0:06:22 > 0:06:24SHE LAUGHS 'Cheeky!

0:06:24 > 0:06:27'Not too far behind are Shaun and Paul.'

0:06:27 > 0:06:31Right then, Shaun, it's me and you in a classic car

0:06:31 > 0:06:33on a mission to buy antiques.

0:06:33 > 0:06:37Is this uncharted territory or...

0:06:37 > 0:06:39Just when I thought life couldn't get any stranger.

0:06:39 > 0:06:41THEY LAUGH

0:06:41 > 0:06:45But I think what we'll do is try and work as a pair.

0:06:45 > 0:06:47Yeah. And I will be blunt.

0:06:47 > 0:06:51If you pick up things that are signed by a well-known artist

0:06:51 > 0:06:55that I refer to called C Rap... SHE LAUGHS

0:06:55 > 0:06:59..I will be telling you that that is not acceptable.

0:06:59 > 0:07:03'That's her told, then. The teams are going just over a mile down the road

0:07:03 > 0:07:09'to Elsecar, home to Elsecar Heritage Centre. First through the doors are Vicky and Mark.'

0:07:09 > 0:07:11After you, my dear. Oh, thank you, you gentleman.

0:07:11 > 0:07:15Oh, well, I try, you know? Oh, God, I feel lost already.

0:07:15 > 0:07:18Cabinets everywhere.

0:07:18 > 0:07:21'With dozens of dealers over two huge floors,

0:07:21 > 0:07:23'getting lost is going to be easy, Mark.

0:07:23 > 0:07:26'Vicky and Mark will need to be quick round the cabinets

0:07:26 > 0:07:29'to exploit their head start over the boys.'

0:07:29 > 0:07:31And they're on our tail here.

0:07:31 > 0:07:33'They certainly are.'

0:07:36 > 0:07:39They're bric-a-brac and then buy more. Exactly.

0:07:39 > 0:07:42What's this here? 'Vicky spots something sweet.'

0:07:42 > 0:07:44That's a sugar caster, I think.

0:07:44 > 0:07:48'And so does Mark.' Oh, I don't think it's quite my colour.

0:07:48 > 0:07:50Do you know... They could've done very well in Brighton.

0:07:50 > 0:07:55I thought that was an old one but it isn't. That's another sugar shaker. I'm into my sugar shakers.

0:07:55 > 0:07:59I can see that! I can see you're... Shake your sugar.

0:08:00 > 0:08:05That's quite fun, isn't it? It's a little Meissen dish.

0:08:05 > 0:08:08'In 1710, the Meissen company was the first European firm

0:08:08 > 0:08:11'to successfully copy the Chinese method of producing porcelain.

0:08:11 > 0:08:16'It's still in business today and its famous trademark of two crossed swords

0:08:16 > 0:08:19'is believed to be one of the oldest in existence.'

0:08:19 > 0:08:22That's rather nice, you know? Let's get that.

0:08:22 > 0:08:25And if nobody buys it, we can just put olives in it and...

0:08:25 > 0:08:27Oh, hark at you!

0:08:27 > 0:08:30'Ticketed at ?34, that's one item put aside

0:08:30 > 0:08:33'before Shaun and Paul even get there.

0:08:33 > 0:08:37'They might even manage a second before the boys arrive.'

0:08:40 > 0:08:43I love that. 'Vicky loves visiting churches,

0:08:43 > 0:08:46'so this stained glass is right up her street.'

0:08:46 > 0:08:49It's really pretty, isn't it? I think it's gorgeous.

0:08:49 > 0:08:52I love stained glass. I just think it's so pretty,

0:08:52 > 0:08:56and the way that it's made, it's such an art form.

0:08:56 > 0:08:58Are they here or not? They're here.

0:08:58 > 0:09:01Can you see them? They're here.

0:09:01 > 0:09:05How much is it? Well, it's... 135, was it?

0:09:05 > 0:09:09135. It's a lot of money, isn't it? It's quite a lot of money.

0:09:09 > 0:09:11HE LAUGHS

0:09:11 > 0:09:13It looks like it could be a painting. HE LAUGHS

0:09:13 > 0:09:16If that was going into the auction we're going to,

0:09:16 > 0:09:20they'd probably estimate it something like ?80 to ?120. Really?

0:09:20 > 0:09:22So we'll need to get it down a bit. Yeah.

0:09:22 > 0:09:26But you don't see a lot of them. I think it's really nice, actually.

0:09:26 > 0:09:29'This glass dates from the late 19th century.

0:09:29 > 0:09:33'It's Pre-Raphaelite in style. They were a Victorian art movement

0:09:33 > 0:09:36'who took their inspiration from the early Renaissance.'

0:09:36 > 0:09:41I love it. I like the fact that your eyes lit up when you saw it.

0:09:41 > 0:09:44Yeah, I think she's really bonny, really sweet.

0:09:44 > 0:09:47There they are. Are they carrying... Look at that.

0:09:47 > 0:09:50Let's sneak up and see what they're talking about.

0:09:50 > 0:09:54Can you pop that with our other items? Certainly, yes. Thank you very much.

0:09:54 > 0:09:57Hello. Oh! Quick, hide it!

0:09:57 > 0:10:00Have you spent any money? We're being very tactful.

0:10:00 > 0:10:03We've got a few things on hold.

0:10:03 > 0:10:05Five or six at least, at the moment. What?

0:10:05 > 0:10:10Is that because you got here an hour before us cos you put sugar in our petrol tank?

0:10:10 > 0:10:14Now, off with you! Carry on! Good luck. Have fun. Good luck.

0:10:14 > 0:10:16You're going to need it.

0:10:16 > 0:10:18'But will they need it?

0:10:18 > 0:10:23'Boxing fan Shaun seems a bit of an expert on one of the items.'

0:10:23 > 0:10:26I can spy Frank Bruno and Henry Cooper. There's boxing stuff up here.

0:10:26 > 0:10:30Tell me about it. I mean, there's some lovely stuff of Henry Cooper.

0:10:30 > 0:10:34Unfortunately, I've got a lot of stuff like this, so it's beautiful

0:10:34 > 0:10:38and it's worth what someone's wanting to pay for it, but I think there's so much of it,

0:10:38 > 0:10:41you'd only make a fiver profit. OK. Tenner profit.

0:10:41 > 0:10:45But I'd love to get hold of a piece of boxing memorabilia to auction.

0:10:45 > 0:10:48'A nice bit of expertise from our celeb there.

0:10:48 > 0:10:51'But it still leaves them empty-handed.

0:10:51 > 0:10:57'Over in the other corner, it's Mark and Vicky's final round. Ding-ding, seconds out.

0:10:57 > 0:11:00'They're going for the Meissen dish and the stained glass.

0:11:00 > 0:11:04'Both items belong to local dealer Carl Masters.

0:11:04 > 0:11:06'Can they box clever and get a knock-down on the glass?'

0:11:06 > 0:11:11Erm, you've got a reasonable-ish sum on it. What could you do on that one?

0:11:11 > 0:11:18Purely because my beautiful daughters are massive fans... Oh! ..of the street

0:11:18 > 0:11:22and they'd murder me if the other team win. Ooh! This is looking hopeful.

0:11:22 > 0:11:25Oh, I knew that programme would come in handy one day. So I'll treat you.

0:11:25 > 0:11:28'The Corrie connection is coming up trumps already.'

0:11:28 > 0:11:31A price of 135.

0:11:31 > 0:11:34I'll do that at ?80 for you. Ooh!

0:11:34 > 0:11:37'Stay calm, Vicky. You're supposed to negotiate, girl!'

0:11:37 > 0:11:40And what about the little dish?

0:11:40 > 0:11:42Er, the little Meissen dish,

0:11:42 > 0:11:45er, 34 the price.

0:11:45 > 0:11:49I'll do it at 20. So 100 for the two? 100 for the two.

0:11:51 > 0:11:54So that stands a reasonable chance. Mm.

0:11:54 > 0:11:59If I was very cheeky, Carl, and said 90, would that be possible or not?

0:11:59 > 0:12:02I don't want to push you unnecessarily,

0:12:02 > 0:12:05but if we could get it for 90, we'd be over the moon, wouldn't we?

0:12:05 > 0:12:11What about if I said I'll give you that lovely little anointing spoon brooch?

0:12:11 > 0:12:16Oh, gosh. Solid silver. I've not dated it, but it's clearly hallmarked at the back.

0:12:16 > 0:12:20'And a freebie, too. Carl's daughter must be a big fan.'

0:12:20 > 0:12:23Yeah, that's sweet. And it is hallmarked, actually.

0:12:23 > 0:12:26And it's a little brooch. Yeah. It's quite unusual. It is.

0:12:26 > 0:12:30This is the Jubilee mark, 1935.

0:12:30 > 0:12:33Shall we do that? ?100 including that.

0:12:33 > 0:12:36I love you. Thank you very much, Carl.

0:12:36 > 0:12:39Thanks, Carl. My daughters will love me if you win. Give him a little hug.

0:12:39 > 0:12:41They'll love this. Ohh!

0:12:41 > 0:12:46'There's one for the Masters' family album.' We're so going to win!

0:12:46 > 0:12:49'So, that's the dish, spoon and the stained glass for 100 smackers

0:12:49 > 0:12:53'and one big smacker from Vicky.' Ooh. Ooh!

0:12:53 > 0:12:56Mwah! Honestly, it's like Blind Date here.

0:12:56 > 0:12:58Hey, sod the antiques!

0:13:01 > 0:13:04'Shaun and Paul are still on the hunt for their first item

0:13:04 > 0:13:07'and Paul's spotted something that's definitely got legs.'

0:13:07 > 0:13:10Where is Shaun? Yeah?

0:13:12 > 0:13:15I'm going to blow your mind. 'There's a promise.' OK.

0:13:15 > 0:13:20A turnover-top tea table. Very gentile.

0:13:22 > 0:13:24Ta-da! OK?

0:13:24 > 0:13:27And I'll wager this turns... Yeah.

0:13:27 > 0:13:31So you turn that 90 degrees and open it out.

0:13:31 > 0:13:35So it closes up, that can sit at the side of the room.

0:13:35 > 0:13:40Period, William IV, 1830, 1840.

0:13:40 > 0:13:42Yeah? Proper antique.

0:13:42 > 0:13:47But this... Well, at this period, many are on columns, little pillars,

0:13:47 > 0:13:50and platform bases.

0:13:50 > 0:13:55This, with this wonderful horseshoe-like support...

0:13:55 > 0:13:58Does that do anything? In any way, is that...

0:13:58 > 0:14:04I really love it and I love when it folds out. It's beautiful.

0:14:04 > 0:14:09'I'm not sure a turnover-top table constitutes mind-blowing, but Shaun is impressed.

0:14:09 > 0:14:14'Can they reduce the already reduced ticket price of ?250?'

0:14:14 > 0:14:16I'm wondering if the guy wants to see the back of that.

0:14:17 > 0:14:22I wonder if they're slacking that price yet.

0:14:22 > 0:14:26'Only one way to find out. Ask the dealer. Yes, it's Corrie fan Carl.'

0:14:26 > 0:14:30Carl, good to see you. It is in the sale at 250.

0:14:31 > 0:14:35But I'll do it at 150. 150? Yep.

0:14:35 > 0:14:38And that's the death? I don't want this Coronation Street nonsense

0:14:38 > 0:14:42to sway you. My daughters are avid fans, so...

0:14:43 > 0:14:45'But don't count Shaun out yet.'

0:14:45 > 0:14:48He's going to make a play. Carl, there's...

0:14:49 > 0:14:53There's seven crisp 20s there. PAUL LAUGHS

0:14:53 > 0:14:56I'm not even going to argue. Really? 140? 140.

0:14:56 > 0:15:00Oh, thank you very much. I'm a traitor to Coronation Street now.

0:15:00 > 0:15:03My daughters will murder me.

0:15:03 > 0:15:05PAUL LAUGHS Thank you very much indeed.

0:15:05 > 0:15:10You've got us off to a great start. Thank you very much, Carl. Bless you.

0:15:10 > 0:15:14'Vicky and Mark are already on their way to their next shop,

0:15:14 > 0:15:17'just two and a half miles up the road in Wentworth.

0:15:17 > 0:15:19'But for Corrie fanatic Mark,

0:15:19 > 0:15:24'it's still a chance to find out more about one of his favourite characters, Janice Battersby.'

0:15:24 > 0:15:28How much of Janice is in Vicky?

0:15:29 > 0:15:33Well, when I first started, I used to think very little,

0:15:33 > 0:15:36you know, we're completely different people.

0:15:36 > 0:15:39But then after a while of playing her,

0:15:39 > 0:15:41I kind of started merging into her, which I didn't like.

0:15:41 > 0:15:47HE LAUGHS You know? And became, according to my husband, very argumentative,

0:15:47 > 0:15:52very opinionated, erm, and loud.

0:15:52 > 0:15:56And we'd watch it and he'd go, "Oh, I recognise that tone of voice."

0:15:56 > 0:15:58You know what I mean? And I think he's much happier

0:15:58 > 0:16:02that Janice has kind of been put to bed.

0:16:02 > 0:16:04'Ah, we love you as you are, Vicky.

0:16:04 > 0:16:07'And so, hopefully, will the people at Wentworth Antiques,

0:16:07 > 0:16:09'Jan Sweeting and David Smith.'

0:16:11 > 0:16:17Now, if you see anything that you like, don't be frightened to tell me, will you? Right.

0:16:22 > 0:16:25More cabinets.

0:16:25 > 0:16:27Not quite so crammed this time, are they?

0:16:27 > 0:16:32'Mark spots something that might just raise the spirits when they go to auction in Birmingham.'

0:16:33 > 0:16:35Ooh, now, that's interesting.

0:16:35 > 0:16:38It says there something from Birmingham.

0:16:38 > 0:16:411872. We're selling in Birmingham.

0:16:41 > 0:16:44They might like it. They might like that. Let's have a look.

0:16:47 > 0:16:51This here? Yes, please. What have we got here?

0:16:51 > 0:16:54A keepsake from Birmingham.

0:16:55 > 0:16:59May 5th, 1872. Wow.

0:16:59 > 0:17:02'This neat little hip flask used to be silver-plated,

0:17:02 > 0:17:04'but it's worn away over the years.'

0:17:04 > 0:17:08Leather embossed. ?45. Hm.

0:17:08 > 0:17:11It's quite a bit, really. So that comes off.

0:17:11 > 0:17:15Ah! So then when you pour your nip in there,

0:17:15 > 0:17:20you can use it as a glass. Really? That's got to be worth ?40 on its own. Yes.

0:17:20 > 0:17:23Even without the top flask. SHE YAWNS

0:17:23 > 0:17:27HE SIGHS Can you put it at the counter?

0:17:37 > 0:17:40You see, I like this. 'I like it, too.

0:17:40 > 0:17:43'It's a very fetching three-piece Art Deco tea set.'

0:17:43 > 0:17:46Yeah, I like that. Cos you like a cup of tea, don't you?

0:17:46 > 0:17:49Mm, I do like a cup of tea. This is silver plate.

0:17:49 > 0:17:52But isn't... Now, what shape is that?

0:17:52 > 0:17:56Art Deco? That's why I like it. I'm leaving.

0:17:56 > 0:17:59You don't need me. My work here is done. Bye, Mark.

0:17:59 > 0:18:01SHE LAUGHS

0:18:01 > 0:18:03'The Art Deco style dates from the 20s,

0:18:03 > 0:18:07'and like this tea set, uses straight lines and geometric shapes.'

0:18:07 > 0:18:12But it is really nice, isn't it? It's a pretty shape, isn't it?

0:18:12 > 0:18:16And this is faux ivory. 'Also known as Bakelite.'

0:18:16 > 0:18:21But, again, I think it would probably be estimated at ?40 to ?60. How much is it?

0:18:21 > 0:18:2385. 85. Oh, gosh.

0:18:23 > 0:18:26Expensive, isn't it? Do you like it, though?

0:18:27 > 0:18:29Ah. I don't know if I like it that much. Really?

0:18:29 > 0:18:33Well, I do like it, but I think if we're not going to get the 85 back,

0:18:33 > 0:18:38we can't go there, can we? Well, it's only an estimate of 40 to 60.

0:18:38 > 0:18:41It might well... And then if I went round kissing everybody again...

0:18:41 > 0:18:44We might get 20 or 30. SHE LAUGHS

0:18:44 > 0:18:47'Nothing else seems to be tickling their fancy,

0:18:47 > 0:18:51'so it's down to business on the spirit flask and the tea set.'

0:18:51 > 0:18:53Hello, we're back. Hello!

0:18:53 > 0:18:56'First up, it's the flask, and Mark is using Vicky

0:18:56 > 0:18:59'as his excuse for a cheeky offer of ?10.'

0:18:59 > 0:19:03This is Coronation Street versus EastEnders. Is it? Yeah.

0:19:03 > 0:19:08We need to know where your loyalties lie. OK. So it's... North versus south.

0:19:08 > 0:19:12'And now they're appealing to their northern loyalty. Shameless!

0:19:12 > 0:19:15'Wait, that's a different show, isn't it?' What do you think?

0:19:15 > 0:19:18If we were going to buy this, as well...

0:19:18 > 0:19:21I mean, it is a very striking piece.

0:19:21 > 0:19:24At ?85... Look at me when I'm talking to you.

0:19:24 > 0:19:28That is a great price. It is. Because it's for Vicky...

0:19:28 > 0:19:31Ohh! You big meanie!

0:19:31 > 0:19:34Coronation Street. That's right, for Corrie, yeah.

0:19:36 > 0:19:39?55. THEY GASP

0:19:39 > 0:19:43You can't believe how cheap it is. Did he actually say what I thought he said?

0:19:43 > 0:19:48Yeah. I think if we said 55 for the two, that'd be lovely.

0:19:48 > 0:19:50Oh, that would be great.

0:19:50 > 0:19:52I would love you. Cos I think there's a chance of a profit.

0:19:52 > 0:19:55And there'll be a cuddle all round, really. Yeah, and a kiss.

0:19:55 > 0:20:00Yeah. Yeah. And even one from Vicky.

0:20:00 > 0:20:04THEY LAUGH Have we got any tablets here?

0:20:04 > 0:20:06THEY LAUGH Are you feeling ill?

0:20:06 > 0:20:09'Wait a minute! Is that Jim Bowen behind the counter?'

0:20:09 > 0:20:12We would be happy with that.

0:20:12 > 0:20:15Thank you. Go on.

0:20:16 > 0:20:18Let me give you a cuddle. Cos she's going to give him one.

0:20:18 > 0:20:22'So, with another big smacker dished out,

0:20:22 > 0:20:24'it's time to dish out the big smackers.

0:20:24 > 0:20:28'?10 for the spirit flask and ?45 for the Art Deco tea set.'

0:20:28 > 0:20:30Thank you very much.

0:20:30 > 0:20:33I don't know about you, but I need a sit down and a cup of tea. So do I.

0:20:33 > 0:20:36Thank you very much. Thank you! You're welcome.

0:20:36 > 0:20:39Wasn't that amazing?

0:20:39 > 0:20:42'The boys have now finished up in Elsecar

0:20:42 > 0:20:44'and are heading 11 miles east

0:20:44 > 0:20:46'to Cusworth Hall outside Doncaster

0:20:46 > 0:20:49'where there's a special surprise for boxing fan Shaun.'

0:20:49 > 0:20:53And you've boxed in your youth? I boxed for the Royal Navy.

0:20:53 > 0:20:58I just felt that I needed to find out what it was like to get into a boxing ring

0:20:58 > 0:21:00if I was going to watch other people beating each other up. Yeah.

0:21:00 > 0:21:03So you can feel the punches yourself now when you're watching it.

0:21:03 > 0:21:08Yeah. And when people say to me now, "Do you get nervous before you go on the stage?"

0:21:08 > 0:21:11it's nothing compared to waiting to go into a boxing ring.

0:21:11 > 0:21:15The worst thing that can happen in the theatre

0:21:15 > 0:21:19is that somebody rustles a bag of sweets on the front row. PAUL LAUGHS

0:21:20 > 0:21:25'The majestic Cusworth Hall is an 18th century Grade-I listed building

0:21:25 > 0:21:29'which now hosts the Museum of South Yorkshire Life.

0:21:29 > 0:21:33'Paul and Shaun have come here to meet local historian Giles Brearley

0:21:33 > 0:21:39'who managed to track down a lost piece of art featuring a hero of the noble art.'

0:21:39 > 0:21:43I understand you're very interested in a very famous Yorkshire heavyweight boxer.

0:21:43 > 0:21:46I am indeed. The great Iron Hague.

0:21:46 > 0:21:48Well, we've actually got a few little treats in store

0:21:48 > 0:21:53regarding Iron and his career, if you want to follow me. Can't wait. Thank you very much.

0:21:53 > 0:21:55'Over 100 years ago,

0:21:55 > 0:21:57'James William "Iron" Hague

0:21:57 > 0:22:00'was a real-life Rocky who came from nothing

0:22:00 > 0:22:03'to become English heavyweight champion

0:22:03 > 0:22:05'and to fight the best in the world.

0:22:05 > 0:22:09'He was a local hero to the thousands of ordinary people who lived in South Yorkshire

0:22:09 > 0:22:14'and earned a fortune before giving much of it away and returning to obscurity.'

0:22:14 > 0:22:17And there he is. This is the man himself.

0:22:17 > 0:22:21Wow. It's a great picture, isn't it? Yeah, lovely picture.

0:22:21 > 0:22:23So who would've commissioned this picture?

0:22:23 > 0:22:28Er, National Sporting Club would commission the picture.

0:22:28 > 0:22:32Every heavyweight champion that they had had their portrait done.

0:22:32 > 0:22:35'Due to a dispute in the boxing world, this painting of him

0:22:35 > 0:22:38'by H Lancaster was thought to be lost forever

0:22:38 > 0:22:42'until Giles started doing some research into Hague's life for a book.

0:22:42 > 0:22:45'And what a life it was. Hague came from Mexborough,

0:22:45 > 0:22:49'a nearby mining town when mining was one of the worst paid

0:22:49 > 0:22:51'and most dangerous jobs in the country.

0:22:51 > 0:22:56'But boxing offered a way out. First fighting for his colliery

0:22:56 > 0:22:59'and then in a travelling fair before becoming town champ

0:22:59 > 0:23:04'and then county champ, he was offered a crack at the English heavyweight title in London

0:23:04 > 0:23:07'against Gunner Moir in 1909

0:23:07 > 0:23:09'and was given a tremendous local send-off.'

0:23:09 > 0:23:12And, of course, in those days when there wasn't this instant...

0:23:12 > 0:23:17You know, you couldn't watch it on telly, there was no mobile phone use...

0:23:17 > 0:23:22What the people did, as the fight was on the next day,

0:23:22 > 0:23:26the people went up to the telegraph office on the high street,

0:23:26 > 0:23:29and at ten o'clock at night, the street was full of people

0:23:29 > 0:23:33all round the telegraph office waiting for the telegraph to come up

0:23:33 > 0:23:35with the result, and when the result came up,

0:23:35 > 0:23:38the whole town cheered.

0:23:38 > 0:23:41Can I... pick those gloves up?

0:23:41 > 0:23:43Of course. Am I allowed to? Of course.

0:23:43 > 0:23:47Don't tell me these are the actual ones... These are the actual gloves

0:23:47 > 0:23:50that put Gunner Moir down in 1909.

0:23:50 > 0:23:53'Hague lost his title in 1911,

0:23:53 > 0:23:56'having earned over ?1 million in today's currency.

0:23:56 > 0:23:59'He spent his fortune on his family and on good causes.

0:23:59 > 0:24:03'It's said he bought shoes for barefoot children he saw in the street.

0:24:03 > 0:24:06'In 1914, he joined the Grenadier Guards

0:24:06 > 0:24:08'but was gassed at the Somme.

0:24:08 > 0:24:10'His later years were dogged by ill health,

0:24:10 > 0:24:15'but he did, however, live to be a grandfather, as this picture shows.

0:24:15 > 0:24:18'And Giles has a surprise in store for Shaun.'

0:24:18 > 0:24:20Are any of the grandchildren still alive.

0:24:20 > 0:24:25Erm, yes. Actually, Jeanette. I would like to take you to meet Jeanette.

0:24:25 > 0:24:28What, now? Yeah, yeah, come on. Really?

0:24:28 > 0:24:31Yes. This baby? This baby, yes.

0:24:31 > 0:24:35Jeanette's here. She's sat outside. We'll go and have a natter with her.

0:24:35 > 0:24:38Yes, please. THEY LAUGH

0:24:38 > 0:24:42Wow. Is that them there? Yeah, over here.

0:24:43 > 0:24:47I've just seen a picture of you as a baby and you haven't changed a bit. THEY LAUGH

0:24:47 > 0:24:51Have you got any memories of him? Oh, yeah! Really? Yeah.

0:24:51 > 0:24:53I've got memories of him giving us threepence and saying,

0:24:53 > 0:24:56"Go get some chips." That's a proper granddad, that is.

0:24:56 > 0:24:59'But what about that painting? Well, Iron Hague might have remained

0:24:59 > 0:25:03'only in the memory of his family and local boxing fans

0:25:03 > 0:25:06'if it weren't for that detective work by Giles.'

0:25:06 > 0:25:09We lost the portrait

0:25:09 > 0:25:11many, many years ago

0:25:11 > 0:25:14and it was only by speaking to Giles

0:25:14 > 0:25:18that I said it was down London and we couldn't find it

0:25:18 > 0:25:21and he said, "Do you want it back?" and I said, "Yes."

0:25:21 > 0:25:23And he did all the spade work

0:25:23 > 0:25:27to get that portrait back. Where did you trace it to?

0:25:27 > 0:25:31I tracked it down... Barry McGuigan was a great help in tracking it down

0:25:31 > 0:25:34and we found him in storage in Croydon.

0:25:34 > 0:25:38So I managed to, erm, persuade the people

0:25:38 > 0:25:41that it was still the family property,

0:25:41 > 0:25:47it wanted to be returned back to South Yorkshire, to his home and to the museum, so they agreed.

0:25:47 > 0:25:51'Cusworth Hall was only too happy to give the painting pride of place

0:25:51 > 0:25:53'and ensure future generations of visitors

0:25:53 > 0:25:55'will now know the story of Iron Hague.'

0:25:55 > 0:25:59You've got that beautiful portrait hanging up in that beautiful house,

0:25:59 > 0:26:03so what can you say? The Iron Hague, gone but never forgotten.

0:26:03 > 0:26:06Never. Thank you so much. You're welcome.

0:26:06 > 0:26:11'It's been an opening day of purchases and pugilism here is South Yorkshire,

0:26:11 > 0:26:13'and with both our teams feeling a bit punch drunk,

0:26:13 > 0:26:15'it's time to say nighty-night.

0:26:23 > 0:26:26'It's another day in paradise, well, Yorkshire, actually,

0:26:26 > 0:26:29'for our soap-studded, star-studded duos,

0:26:29 > 0:26:32'and Shaun seems quite taken by the antiques game.'

0:26:32 > 0:26:36Do you think you could do it full-time? I'd like to

0:26:36 > 0:26:39because it's just a lovely life, isn't it?

0:26:39 > 0:26:44The life of the antique dealer. It'd be nice mincing around the Yorkshire Dales.

0:26:44 > 0:26:46A bit of a Lovejoy? In an open-top sports car.

0:26:46 > 0:26:50SHE LAUGHS Yeah, a Cockney Lovejoy.

0:26:50 > 0:26:54I suppose, like anything, it's a lifetime of knowledge and expertise.

0:26:55 > 0:26:59'And with Paul's lifetime of knowledge and expertise to rely upon,

0:26:59 > 0:27:03'team Williamson spent a hefty ?140 on one item,

0:27:03 > 0:27:06'a William IV mahogany tea table.

0:27:06 > 0:27:10'Vicky and Mark spent a miserly ?155 on four items,

0:27:10 > 0:27:14'a 19th Pre-Raphaelite-style stained-glass panel

0:27:14 > 0:27:17'depicting winter at ?80,

0:27:17 > 0:27:22'a Victorian silver-plated and leather spirit flask for ?10,

0:27:22 > 0:27:25'a 19th century spoon tray costing ?20

0:27:25 > 0:27:31'and a lovely little Art Deco three-piece tea set for a very agreeable ?45.'

0:27:31 > 0:27:35Mark is a right case. It's like Carry On Antiques when we get together.

0:27:35 > 0:27:39He's Kenneth Williams, I'm Babs Windsor. HE LAUGHS

0:27:39 > 0:27:41But, no, he is fun.

0:27:41 > 0:27:43'So, our teams are getting on well.

0:27:43 > 0:27:47'But with only one item purchased yesterday, the pressure is on Paul and Shaun.

0:27:48 > 0:27:50'Having crossed South Yorkshire yesterday,

0:27:50 > 0:27:54'today will take both our teams through the beautiful Dales of North Yorkshire,

0:27:54 > 0:27:57'starting off in the historic spa town of Harrogate.

0:27:57 > 0:28:01'Harrogate's health-giving waters were discovered in the 16th century

0:28:01 > 0:28:05'and it's been a popular tourist destination for over 300 years.

0:28:05 > 0:28:08'In 1982, it hosted the Eurovision Song Contest

0:28:08 > 0:28:14'and the winner that year was German teenager Nicole with A Little Peace.

0:28:14 > 0:28:20'All together now!' # Just a little loving, a little giving

0:28:20 > 0:28:24# For our tomorrow, a little peace

0:28:26 > 0:28:29'Vicky and Mark picked up a few little pieces yesterday,

0:28:29 > 0:28:33'so they can relax. But Paul and Shaun need to get going.'

0:28:33 > 0:28:36You all right? How are you? Are you all fixed? Yeah.

0:28:36 > 0:28:39They seem quietly confident. Yeah!

0:28:39 > 0:28:43We had a very successful day yesterday. We were happy.

0:28:43 > 0:28:45We managed to bag a few items, didn't we?

0:28:45 > 0:28:50And, of course, they absolutely... I'm amazed, they love Coronation Street up here.

0:28:50 > 0:28:54THEY LAUGH We're up north, you see? My manor.

0:28:54 > 0:28:56We're going to have to film a rematch in the East End.

0:28:56 > 0:28:58THEY LAUGH

0:28:58 > 0:29:01All right, have a good one. Yes!

0:29:01 > 0:29:03We're not in a panic, are we? Are we heck! We're chilled.

0:29:03 > 0:29:09I think we need to go and find a cup of tea, you know? Let's go to Betty's Tea Room. Should we?

0:29:09 > 0:29:12In the bag, they think? Yeah. Well, it ain't over yet!

0:29:12 > 0:29:14We're going to prove them wrong, buddy!

0:29:14 > 0:29:16We've got a leisurely day ahead.

0:29:16 > 0:29:19I'm going to read the papers, have a nice cup of tea

0:29:19 > 0:29:22and a fondant fancy.

0:29:22 > 0:29:26Ooh, I do like a nice fondant fancy. SHE LAUGHS

0:29:26 > 0:29:28'After they've sampled the local cakes,

0:29:28 > 0:29:32'Mark and Vicky don't have far to go for their first shop,

0:29:32 > 0:29:35'just a couple of miles up the road to Pannal and the Harrogate Antiques Centre.'

0:29:35 > 0:29:39I love this job. You've got the best job in the world.

0:29:39 > 0:29:41At times it's wonderful, isn't it?

0:29:41 > 0:29:46I must admit, driving a luxury car with a leg end...

0:29:46 > 0:29:48SHE LAUGHS With a leg end!

0:29:50 > 0:29:52I tend to say icon.

0:29:52 > 0:29:55Here we are, antiques and vintage.

0:29:55 > 0:30:00'And here to meet them at Harrogate Antiques is David Wilding.'

0:30:00 > 0:30:02I'm Mark. I'm David. Nice to meet you, David.

0:30:02 > 0:30:05This is Vicky. Hi, Vicky. How are you? You all right?

0:30:05 > 0:30:08'It's a big space with a lot to look at.'

0:30:08 > 0:30:12Keep looking and shout if you see anything. I will.

0:30:12 > 0:30:15SHE GASPS That'd be wonderful!

0:30:15 > 0:30:19There's so much in here that I want to look at it all,

0:30:19 > 0:30:22but I can't see the wood for the trees. What do you think of this?

0:30:22 > 0:30:26'Oh, I don't think it's his colour, unfortunately, Vicky.

0:30:26 > 0:30:28'Or his size.' Yeah.

0:30:29 > 0:30:33Goes with your complexion. And you can put these round, you know,

0:30:33 > 0:30:37to tie you a little bit tighter. 'I told you so.' Yes.

0:30:39 > 0:30:43Where have you gone? Oh, there you are. Oh, aren't you little?

0:30:43 > 0:30:47'Stop messing about, you two! There's antiques to buy and the clock is ticking.'

0:30:49 > 0:30:52There's a little, erm, a little dish round here.

0:30:53 > 0:30:56There it is. Where? It's like a little love 'art.

0:30:56 > 0:31:01Yeah. A love 'art? It's ?76, though. Yeah, but it doesn't mean we have to pay that.

0:31:01 > 0:31:06Birmingham, 1898. Birmingham, you see? It's the Birmingham theme.

0:31:06 > 0:31:11But a lot of... It's the Brummie theme. I like it. Do you like it? I love it.

0:31:11 > 0:31:16David, could I have a look at this little dish, please? The love 'art. The love 'art.

0:31:16 > 0:31:18SHE LAUGHS

0:31:18 > 0:31:21Erm... I really like that. I think it's dead sweet. OK.

0:31:21 > 0:31:25Well, then give it to Dave and let's see what we can get.

0:31:25 > 0:31:29'David phones Roman, the dish's owner, to do a deal.'

0:31:29 > 0:31:32Tell him it's Janice Battersby. It's Janice Battersby.

0:31:32 > 0:31:35'And Mark's keen to exploit Vicky's home ground.'

0:31:35 > 0:31:38Have a word with her and see what you can negotiate.

0:31:39 > 0:31:41Roman. Hello!

0:31:43 > 0:31:45I'm all right, Roman, thanks. Are you?

0:31:46 > 0:31:52I'm in love with this little tray. I think it's gorgeous. Er, ?76 you've got it on for.

0:31:52 > 0:31:57'Mark's told Vicky to go for an ambitious ?20 to ?30.'

0:31:57 > 0:32:01You've shocked him. We have to make a profit and beat EastEnders.

0:32:01 > 0:32:0335?

0:32:03 > 0:32:06But I like even numbers.

0:32:06 > 0:32:08He's saying he likes even numbers.

0:32:08 > 0:32:11I mean.... 36, he says.

0:32:11 > 0:32:14THEY LAUGH

0:32:15 > 0:32:17Right, 32.

0:32:17 > 0:32:20Right, I will. 32, that's lovely. We'll have that.

0:32:20 > 0:32:22Thank you.

0:32:22 > 0:32:26Have a great day. See you later. Bye!

0:32:26 > 0:32:31Ahh! 32 quid. And that is less than half price. Give me a hug.

0:32:31 > 0:32:36'Result! Well done, Vicky! She's secured a bon-bon dish for ?32,

0:32:36 > 0:32:40'a possible companion for the silver spoon brooch Carl gave them yesterday.'

0:32:40 > 0:32:44Well... I'm really pleased with what we've got.

0:32:44 > 0:32:46Yeah, I'm really pleased we found that last item.

0:32:46 > 0:32:50We? Yeah. I found that, I.

0:32:50 > 0:32:53Oh, you're playing that game, are you? All right. Thanks.

0:32:53 > 0:32:56Don't take the credit for all my hard work. It's unbelievable.

0:32:56 > 0:32:59I thought we were a team. Priceless, honestly.

0:32:59 > 0:33:01Vicky Entwistle. Priceless.

0:33:01 > 0:33:04'It wasn't priceless, it was ?32.

0:33:04 > 0:33:07'Meanwhile, Paul and Shaun are heading from Harrogate

0:33:07 > 0:33:11'all through the Dales to Pateley Bridge, 16 miles away.

0:33:11 > 0:33:16'And it's a chance for Paul to find out more about Shaun's career post-EastEnders.'

0:33:16 > 0:33:19Being in a soap opera for ten years, it does typecast you.

0:33:19 > 0:33:23So when Ricky Gervais phoned me up and said, "Do you want to be in my new series, Extras?"

0:33:23 > 0:33:27"Yes, I'd love to. What's the name of my character?" "Barry from EastEnders."

0:33:27 > 0:33:29PAUL LAUGHS

0:33:29 > 0:33:32But everybody who agreed to be in that show did it with very good grace.

0:33:32 > 0:33:36Some very famous people. Yeah! Yeah.

0:33:36 > 0:33:38Ben Stiller, Samuel L Jackson.

0:33:38 > 0:33:41Astonishing. You know, er... Kate Winslet!

0:33:41 > 0:33:45Kate Winslet. Robert De Niro.

0:33:45 > 0:33:50'Yep, we had all of them on standby if you and Vicky weren't available, Shaun.

0:33:50 > 0:33:52'Maybe next series, eh? But before then,

0:33:52 > 0:33:55'there's the sweet little town of Pateley Bridge to visit.

0:33:55 > 0:33:58'It's home to the oldest sweet shop in England,

0:33:58 > 0:34:02'conveniently named The Oldest Sweet Shop In England.

0:34:02 > 0:34:05'Whoever took a gamble on that name is a genius. Or psychic.

0:34:05 > 0:34:08'With no time to waste, the boys hit the streets.'

0:34:08 > 0:34:11I'm looking forward to this. I've got the bit between my teeth.

0:34:11 > 0:34:15'Crows Nest Antiques is run by the lovely Linda Hanby

0:34:15 > 0:34:18'and her rather quiet husband, Chris.' You OK? I'm Shaun.

0:34:18 > 0:34:23Hi, I'm Linda. Pleased to meet you. I'm Paul. Hi, I'm Linda. Good to see you.

0:34:23 > 0:34:27'With no time to waste, can Linda point them in the right direction?'

0:34:27 > 0:34:30Are you looking for something big or something small?

0:34:30 > 0:34:34A big purchase? I'm looking for something with profit in it.

0:34:34 > 0:34:37What about something like this?

0:34:37 > 0:34:40This is a lovely gentleman's case.

0:34:40 > 0:34:44Yeah. These are silver. Silver-topped. Mm-hm.

0:34:44 > 0:34:50Here, this has got the original... Yep. ..inkwells. Yep.

0:34:50 > 0:34:52Wow. That's the original. That's incredible.

0:34:52 > 0:34:56'This stylish and ingenious Edwardian gentleman's case

0:34:56 > 0:35:01'was designed with compartments to contain all a gent may need on his travels,

0:35:01 > 0:35:05'from toiletry bottles to some boot hooks to help you get your boots on.'

0:35:05 > 0:35:09I can do that probably for... Let me see.

0:35:09 > 0:35:12Erm... 130. What does your heart tell you abut that?

0:35:12 > 0:35:16I think it's a beautiful thing and I can see why somebody would want it.

0:35:16 > 0:35:20And it's just in a fabulous leather case.

0:35:20 > 0:35:24So you've got some really nice... For me to sleep easy...

0:35:25 > 0:35:27..it'd have to be 80.

0:35:27 > 0:35:30Cos it's got to make 100 under the hammer,

0:35:30 > 0:35:32and that's what it might do at auction.

0:35:32 > 0:35:37I think if you shook my hand at 90,

0:35:37 > 0:35:40then we'd have a deal. Over to you, boss.

0:35:40 > 0:35:43Yeah, I'd like to buy it at 90.

0:35:43 > 0:35:46I think we've a deal! HE LAUGHS

0:35:46 > 0:35:50Thank you very much. Smiles all round. Thanks, Linda.

0:35:50 > 0:35:54'?90 for the travel case and now Linda's got a handle on her customers' tastes.'

0:35:54 > 0:35:59Following the sort of gentleman's route, how about something like this?

0:35:59 > 0:36:03I've got a weakness for vintage spectacles.

0:36:03 > 0:36:0819th century. Ring terminals, telescopic arms.

0:36:08 > 0:36:12Come on, big man! Good evening, viewers!

0:36:12 > 0:36:16THEY LAUGH 'The boys are keen to make spectacles of themselves

0:36:16 > 0:36:20'and Linda has a few more for them to try.' So, I've got these.

0:36:20 > 0:36:25And then if you are into will.i.am...

0:36:25 > 0:36:27HE LAUGHS

0:36:27 > 0:36:30..then, erm, look at those.

0:36:30 > 0:36:33'I'm not sure who this will.i.am is,

0:36:33 > 0:36:35'but I can tell you these glasses were designed for shooting.'

0:36:35 > 0:36:38What can the three sets of spectacles be?

0:36:38 > 0:36:42How about ?55?

0:36:43 > 0:36:46You're going to shake my hand on that, you really are.

0:36:46 > 0:36:51'Paul not haggling? Is that some kind of mind trick Linda has just pulled?

0:36:51 > 0:36:56'They've still got money to spend, though. So, can he get his haggling mojo back on some other items?'

0:36:57 > 0:37:01That is really a pleasing decanter.

0:37:01 > 0:37:04It's the silver collar that does it for me.

0:37:05 > 0:37:09It has a problem and it's this.

0:37:09 > 0:37:14Blooming. And that's actually there forever.

0:37:14 > 0:37:17Oh, really? It's a chemical reaction. It's not dust.

0:37:17 > 0:37:20'Blooming is a discolouration which can occur

0:37:20 > 0:37:22'on the inside surface of decanters

0:37:22 > 0:37:25'and it becomes invisible when the glass has water in it,

0:37:25 > 0:37:28'which Linda is just about to help demonstrate.

0:37:28 > 0:37:31'And, as if by magic, ta-da!'

0:37:31 > 0:37:34Tell me it worked. There you go, look at that.

0:37:34 > 0:37:36Et voila! Wow. It did!

0:37:37 > 0:37:41What a transformation! What do you think of that? All gone.

0:37:41 > 0:37:44Extraordinary. Price went up again. HE LAUGHS

0:37:45 > 0:37:49Er, I have no idea what I've got on this. 85.

0:37:49 > 0:37:51So I think, erm...

0:37:53 > 0:37:57..60. I'm going to haggle on this. I didn't with the glasses.

0:37:57 > 0:38:01SHE SIGHS I am. Erm, I'm going to offer you 45.

0:38:01 > 0:38:03Hm. 50?

0:38:03 > 0:38:07I'd be happy paying 50 for it. Lovely.

0:38:07 > 0:38:10Fantastic. There you go, Linda.

0:38:10 > 0:38:13Thank you. Thank you very much. PAUL LAUGHS

0:38:13 > 0:38:16'So, with the temporarily blemish-free decanter for ?50...'

0:38:16 > 0:38:20There we go, there's that. Lovely. Thank you very much. Thank you very much indeed.

0:38:20 > 0:38:24'..that means the boys have given Linda ?195 in total,

0:38:24 > 0:38:27'leaving ?65 for the final item.

0:38:27 > 0:38:29'Vicky and Mark are now all done shopping,

0:38:29 > 0:38:32'and as Vicky is a big fan of churches,

0:38:32 > 0:38:34'they've come 19 miles down the road to Ripon.

0:38:34 > 0:38:38'They're visiting one of the area's most stunning chapels

0:38:38 > 0:38:41'which has a tragic story behind its construction.

0:38:42 > 0:38:45'Christ The Consoler Church was commissioned in 1871

0:38:45 > 0:38:50'by Lady Mary Vyner as a tribute to her son Frederick,

0:38:50 > 0:38:54'who was kidnapped and killed by Greek bandits before a ransom could be paid.

0:38:54 > 0:38:58'The ransom money was then used to help build the church

0:38:58 > 0:39:03'and here to explain more is Rosie Lister of the church's conservation trust.'

0:39:03 > 0:39:08Freddie was 23, he was at Oxford, he was a member of the Bullingdon Club,

0:39:08 > 0:39:12he was a very elegant young man, having the time of his life

0:39:12 > 0:39:17and he went with quite a notable group of friends,

0:39:17 > 0:39:20including Lord and Lady Muncaster,

0:39:20 > 0:39:23across to Greece as tourists

0:39:23 > 0:39:28and they were captured by Greek brigands... Ooh. ..and held hostage.

0:39:28 > 0:39:30Can I show you his picture? Yes. Yeah.

0:39:32 > 0:39:35So, there he is. Oh, he looks very dapper.

0:39:35 > 0:39:40Isn't he wonderful, wearing his sort of white linen summer suit?

0:39:40 > 0:39:45'Freddie's mother, Lady Mary Vyner, raised over ?1 million ransom in today's money.

0:39:45 > 0:39:48'But the story goes political negotiations faltered

0:39:48 > 0:39:53'and Freddie also refused to be exchanged for a servant who offered to take his place.'

0:39:53 > 0:39:57The really heart-rending thing is that this was his last diary entry,

0:39:57 > 0:40:02so he was sitting there with his friends knowing what was going to happen and he writes,

0:40:02 > 0:40:08"We must trust to God that we may die bravely as Englishmen should do."

0:40:08 > 0:40:12Gosh. I think I'm going to cry. 'So as a tribute to Lady Vyner's murdered son,

0:40:12 > 0:40:17'the money was used to commission Cardiff Castle's architect, William Burgess,

0:40:17 > 0:40:20'to build a chapel in the same Victorian high-Gothic style.

0:40:20 > 0:40:24'The churchyard was designed by Burgess as a memorial garden

0:40:24 > 0:40:27'and dozens of weeping birches and willows surround it.

0:40:27 > 0:40:33'Even Freddie's old dog appears in the sculptures, waiting for his master to return.

0:40:33 > 0:40:39'But it's inside the building that the real splendour of Burgess's design appears.

0:40:39 > 0:40:43'The beauty of the church and the sadness of the story are proving too much for Vicky.'

0:40:43 > 0:40:46Hey, why are you being so weepy? I don't know.

0:40:46 > 0:40:48I just think it's lovely.

0:40:50 > 0:40:55'Burgess's design is full of visual references inspired by Freddie's fate.'

0:40:57 > 0:41:00Do you think, you know, with it being birds and butterflies,

0:41:00 > 0:41:03that they're saying that he's free, that he's flown away?

0:41:03 > 0:41:08I think there is that whole kind of nature and heaven and otherworldliness,

0:41:08 > 0:41:13I think that's all to do with that. And there is a message along here,

0:41:13 > 0:41:18which is basically, the story is that it's in code,

0:41:18 > 0:41:23and we are led to believe Lady Mary actually wanted to have it put here

0:41:23 > 0:41:28as a private message to her son. Oh. The ultimate, sort of, goodbye from her. Gosh.

0:41:28 > 0:41:33Vicky, why are you so emotional in these churches?

0:41:34 > 0:41:39I don't know. It's not a religious thing at all. I'm not religious.

0:41:39 > 0:41:44I just feel... I mean, I know I might look sad but I feel really happy.

0:41:44 > 0:41:49I just love stained-glass windows, I love the architecture and the carvings and the stonemasonry.

0:41:49 > 0:41:53I just find it so loving,

0:41:53 > 0:41:56and this story is particularly... Poignant, I think,

0:41:56 > 0:41:59because a young man in the prime of his life died. Yeah.

0:41:59 > 0:42:02But then, this is a lasting testimony to it.

0:42:02 > 0:42:04And it's wonderful that you're carrying on the work

0:42:04 > 0:42:09of protecting and keeping this open so we can all come and look at it.

0:42:09 > 0:42:12Thank you so much for showing us around. Thank you very much for coming.

0:42:12 > 0:42:17Thank you. I'm really happy. I think. THEY LAUGH

0:42:17 > 0:42:19Thank you. Thank you very much.

0:42:19 > 0:42:21Thank you so much. Bye-bye. Bye.

0:42:22 > 0:42:28'So, there you are, a church that is both a colourful celebration of life and a testament to tragedy.

0:42:28 > 0:42:32'On that rather sombre note, it's time for a gear change.

0:42:32 > 0:42:34'Let's see how Paul and Shaun are getting on.'

0:42:34 > 0:42:39I've got the trunk, the spectacles and the decanter.

0:42:39 > 0:42:43And do you know what? I'm really, really confident now.

0:42:43 > 0:42:48Happy and confident. We're on fire, Shaun. We're on fire!

0:42:48 > 0:42:53'There's still time for another item so it's 14 miles back up the road to Pannal,

0:42:53 > 0:42:57'and, yes, Harrogate Antiques and David Wilding again.'

0:42:57 > 0:42:59Here we go. Last stop.

0:42:59 > 0:43:02No pressure. No pressure.

0:43:02 > 0:43:07Other than I expect you to find the next amazing buy. Ah.

0:43:07 > 0:43:12'And as the other team found out, a shop this big can be overwhelming.

0:43:12 > 0:43:15'But thankfully, David is still on hand to help out.'

0:43:15 > 0:43:18It looks like a happy hunting ground, this. It's a nice place.

0:43:18 > 0:43:21Yeah, there's certainly plenty of stuff here.

0:43:21 > 0:43:25We've got 65 quid to spend. There's got to be something in here

0:43:25 > 0:43:28that can we get for 65 that we can auction for 100.

0:43:30 > 0:43:32Can you hear that?

0:43:32 > 0:43:34What is it? It's a clock ticking.

0:43:35 > 0:43:38Don't. Thank you.

0:43:38 > 0:43:41I think the time is right for Shaun to...

0:43:42 > 0:43:46..put to good use the good training he's had over the last day and a half.

0:43:46 > 0:43:49His apprenticeship is served. HE LAUGHS

0:43:49 > 0:43:53I want something different. I want something different from anything that we've got.

0:43:53 > 0:43:58You can tell instantly with Paul if you've picked up something of interest,

0:43:58 > 0:44:02and it's not a mean thing that these experts do,

0:44:02 > 0:44:05they just instantly know that you've picked up a piece of old tat, really.

0:44:05 > 0:44:07Collars.

0:44:08 > 0:44:11Sorry?

0:44:11 > 0:44:13I'll take that as a no. It doesn't matter.

0:44:13 > 0:44:16My interest in this is I haven't got a clue what it is.

0:44:16 > 0:44:20'Come on, Shaun, you're an EastEnder. Where's that Blitz spirit gone?'

0:44:22 > 0:44:25Tick, tick, tick, tick, tick.

0:44:25 > 0:44:28'Shaun's failed in his search, so it's up to Paul to save the day.

0:44:28 > 0:44:32'Our military expert has spotted some crested China.'

0:44:32 > 0:44:34Dead in the water.

0:44:34 > 0:44:38So why am I telling you about these? There's one area in particular that's picked up.

0:44:38 > 0:44:41Military. We've got the military thing here.

0:44:41 > 0:44:43We're looking at...

0:44:45 > 0:44:47..an artillery shell.

0:44:47 > 0:44:50And they're really picking up in value. I'm seeing some great results.

0:44:50 > 0:44:55Now, granted, this isn't rare, this is entry-level, it's not a rare thing.

0:44:55 > 0:45:00Arguably military, just at a push, is a bell tent. Yes.

0:45:00 > 0:45:05That's the standard camping tent of the British Army for a century, the 19th.

0:45:05 > 0:45:09Maybe we could put a little cluster together and squeeze something out of it.

0:45:09 > 0:45:12'The owner of the china is David himself.

0:45:12 > 0:45:17'Sports fan Shaun has seen another small piece he'd like.' The Hambledon Cricket jug.

0:45:17 > 0:45:19'But Paul's not convinced.' Do we need the cricket?

0:45:19 > 0:45:22Does that muddy the water? Do we just go in and say,

0:45:22 > 0:45:26"Two pieces of First World War period crested china" and that's it?

0:45:26 > 0:45:30All about the military angle. This muddies the water.

0:45:30 > 0:45:32'David's going to help you make that decision.'

0:45:32 > 0:45:35If you buy those, you can have that free.

0:45:36 > 0:45:39How much are those? That's ?8, and that's ?5 free.

0:45:39 > 0:45:41'That's a very generous offer, David.

0:45:41 > 0:45:44'But can the boys squeeze any more out of the deal?'

0:45:45 > 0:45:47It's up to you.

0:45:47 > 0:45:52OK, well, we'll go with that, then, thank you. Job done. 'That'll be a no, then.'

0:45:52 > 0:45:55Thank you. There's some money for you.

0:45:56 > 0:45:59Get some change and thank you, there's the money. Thank you. Cheers.

0:45:59 > 0:46:05'So that's three pieces of crested china for ?8 and a freebie each for both teams.

0:46:05 > 0:46:08'That's Paul and Shaun now done for the day.

0:46:08 > 0:46:11'It's time to meet up with Vicky and Mark by the river for a reveal.'

0:46:12 > 0:46:15Come on, let's have a look. Ready?

0:46:15 > 0:46:18BOTH: Ohhhhh!

0:46:18 > 0:46:22Oh! 'Mark doesn't exactly seem swept away.'

0:46:22 > 0:46:26Well, there's some job lots. Job lots!

0:46:26 > 0:46:29You're going to have to open this. Shall I? Please. Quick shufti.

0:46:30 > 0:46:34Oh, good Lord. Edwardian. Yeah, absolutely.

0:46:34 > 0:46:38Everything the travelling gentleman would need. That pulls out. Oh, wonderful.

0:46:38 > 0:46:40Very impressed. Expensive?

0:46:40 > 0:46:44I don't think so. What would be expensive? I don't know. A couple of hundred. 90.

0:46:44 > 0:46:50Oh, well, 90 is all right, isn't it? That's great, actually. And your table...

0:46:50 > 0:46:55No? It does have a nice base. But if you paid more than...

0:46:57 > 0:47:00..more then 150 for it, you're straggling. HE LAUGHS

0:47:00 > 0:47:07140. 140. Oh, so there might be a ?10 profit in it, then. And the other bits are quite fun.

0:47:07 > 0:47:10'Paul and Shaun think they might have some profits in their sights.

0:47:10 > 0:47:13'But what do they think of the items Mark and Vicky have targeted?'

0:47:13 > 0:47:19I love... I saw the leaded glass. That is a gorgeous object anywhere.

0:47:19 > 0:47:22How much did you get off? Well, actually, we paid 80 for it.

0:47:22 > 0:47:25I think it's a magic thing.

0:47:25 > 0:47:29Erm, I've got to ask, the Deco, is that silver?

0:47:29 > 0:47:33I would love to say they were silver, and you would be worrying, you would be panicking.

0:47:33 > 0:47:37I've been worrying! No, they are very good quality plate.

0:47:37 > 0:47:41Great style. Great style, and I think there's a decorative arts theme in this sale, as well.

0:47:41 > 0:47:47So maybe they'll fit in. Yeah, yeah. I think it's too close to call. I don't know how you feel.

0:47:47 > 0:47:49'But how close are their overall spends?'

0:47:49 > 0:47:54?343. Well done. We waded in. PAUL LAUGHS

0:47:54 > 0:47:57I take my hat off to you.

0:47:57 > 0:47:59'Vicky and Mark didn't quite match that.'

0:47:59 > 0:48:03?187. Jessies! Oh!

0:48:03 > 0:48:09Wusses! The next time I'm up against you, I'm going to remember that.

0:48:09 > 0:48:12'Let's have some honest appraisals on the items, then.'

0:48:12 > 0:48:17You sort of seemed to agree that they were all... I am polite by nature. ..contenders.

0:48:17 > 0:48:19Really? Really? HE LAUGHS

0:48:19 > 0:48:22I think... Do you think that suitcase is going to stitch us up?

0:48:22 > 0:48:27That is a real winner. But I'm still pleased. He loves your stained-glass panel.

0:48:27 > 0:48:32The glass pane has got to do ?100 to make anything, hasn't it?

0:48:32 > 0:48:35I wouldn't swap. HE LAUGHS

0:48:36 > 0:48:40How are you feeling now? I feel great.

0:48:40 > 0:48:47'So at the end of day two, Vicky and Mark don't seem quite as confident as they did this morning.

0:48:47 > 0:48:51'With the reveals done, both teams are now heading over 140 miles south

0:48:51 > 0:48:55'to the halfway point between the street and the square.

0:48:55 > 0:48:58'You could even call it a Crossroads.

0:48:58 > 0:49:00'Ha! It's Birmingham.'

0:49:00 > 0:49:03I'll tell you what's going to be the dazzler today.

0:49:03 > 0:49:08It's the reaction. Oh, yes. Vicky and Shaun. I think we'll have a ball.

0:49:08 > 0:49:11There's two of us walking in the auction house, only one walking out.

0:49:11 > 0:49:14I mean, you know, if this was medieval times, we'd have to have a duel.

0:49:15 > 0:49:18Or you could nominate someone.

0:49:18 > 0:49:21If you were a coward, you can actually go up... I'd nominate Mark.

0:49:21 > 0:49:24Yeah, and I nominate Paul, there you go. Yeah, there you go.

0:49:24 > 0:49:27It's going to be a fabulous day. I'm really looking forward to it.

0:49:27 > 0:49:29Yeah, absolutely. And may the best soap win.

0:49:29 > 0:49:32THEY LAUGH

0:49:32 > 0:49:35'Today's auctioneers are Biddle Webb,

0:49:35 > 0:49:39'who've been carrying out auctions in Birmingham since the late 50s.

0:49:39 > 0:49:43'Today's auctioneer is Liz Winnicott. Good name.

0:49:43 > 0:49:47'Has she seen anything from our teams that she thinks might do some good business?'

0:49:47 > 0:49:50I think most of the items they've chosen are very good.

0:49:50 > 0:49:56We really like the stained-glass window item, it's very pretty, it's very much in genre at the moment.

0:49:56 > 0:49:59The suitcase is actually one of my personal favourite items.

0:49:59 > 0:50:02I think it's good fun, I love the labels on the outside of it,

0:50:02 > 0:50:06giving it its provenance, where it's been, imagining where it's travelled around the world.

0:50:06 > 0:50:09I think generally, overall, they've done well.

0:50:09 > 0:50:12Possibly Paul Laidlaw may sneak a win.

0:50:12 > 0:50:15'Obviously an EastEnders fan.'

0:50:15 > 0:50:19Good morning. Hello. Hello! Let me help you.

0:50:19 > 0:50:21Oh! Are you all right?

0:50:21 > 0:50:24How are you doing? You're such a gent, Mark. I know.

0:50:24 > 0:50:28I thought I'd better show it on camera. Shall we do this thing? I think we should.

0:50:28 > 0:50:32'So, to recap, both teams started the trip with ?400,

0:50:32 > 0:50:37'and team Williamson has spent a substantial ?343 on five lots.

0:50:37 > 0:50:41'Team Entwistle, however, have hedged their bets.

0:50:41 > 0:50:46'They've spent a much smaller ?187 also buying five lots.

0:50:46 > 0:50:50'So with both teams well scrubbed-up and phone and internet bidders ready to go,

0:50:50 > 0:50:53'it's time for the battle of the soaps!

0:50:53 > 0:50:57'First item is Mark and Vicky's Meissen porcelain spoon tray.

0:50:57 > 0:51:00'Is it going to serve up a profit or stir up trouble?'

0:51:00 > 0:51:04Lovely thing. ?30, then. ?30. Who'll start me off at ?30?

0:51:04 > 0:51:08?20? Who's at ?20?

0:51:08 > 0:51:11Oh, I've got ?20 on the internet. Pay attention. ?20 on the internet.

0:51:11 > 0:51:1422 anywhere? I've got ?20 on the internet. ?22 anywhere?

0:51:14 > 0:51:17?20 on the internet will have it. HAMMER BANGS

0:51:17 > 0:51:21That was what you picked. Oh, thank you very much, Vicky.

0:51:21 > 0:51:25'Already the blame game has started. It's only just broken even,

0:51:25 > 0:51:27'and when auction costs come off, it'll actually be a loss.

0:51:27 > 0:51:31'Not a great start, eh? First up, though, for Shaun and Mark

0:51:31 > 0:51:34'is their military and sporting trio of small china items.

0:51:34 > 0:51:37'But is three going to be their magic number?'

0:51:37 > 0:51:42Pretty little lot. ?15? ?15? Who'll have a bit of memorabilia for ?15?

0:51:42 > 0:51:46?10 then? 5? ?5? Who'll go for ?5?

0:51:46 > 0:51:50It is bombing. 'Well, you'd know, Paul, you're the military expert.'

0:51:50 > 0:51:54?5 at the back. Thank you. Yes! ?5 I have, ?5.

0:51:54 > 0:51:59We're ?3 behind you. Ha, see, you laughed at me.

0:51:59 > 0:52:02'Oh, dear, that's an even worse start than Mark and Vicky.

0:52:02 > 0:52:05'Well, the only way is up.

0:52:05 > 0:52:07'Is the Victorian hip flask from Birmingham

0:52:07 > 0:52:09'going to raise the spirits of the locals?'

0:52:09 > 0:52:12?20 for this one, then. Any interest at ?20?

0:52:12 > 0:52:15?10, then? ?10. Keep you warm at night.

0:52:15 > 0:52:18?10? 12 I've got now on the internet. ?12 on the internet.

0:52:18 > 0:52:2215 anywhere? ?12 I have. Are we all done at ?12?

0:52:22 > 0:52:2515. 15 behind me. 15 takes. 15 against the internet now.

0:52:25 > 0:52:30What? ?15 behind me and I'll sell at 15.

0:52:30 > 0:52:32Have you been bribing the staff? What do you mean?

0:52:32 > 0:52:36It's a staff bid. 'Well, staff are allowed to bid,

0:52:36 > 0:52:38'but it's hardly worth a bribe.

0:52:38 > 0:52:41'By the time the auction costs come off that fiver profit,

0:52:41 > 0:52:44'Vicky and Mark won't have enough for a dash of soda.

0:52:45 > 0:52:48'Let's see if the Victorian decanter is worth raising a glass to.'

0:52:48 > 0:52:51?50 to go. ?50. Any interest at ?50?

0:52:53 > 0:52:55?50 I have. Thank you, sir. Come on! ?50 I have. 55 anywhere?

0:52:55 > 0:52:57?50 I have. 55.

0:52:57 > 0:53:0155 on the internet it is, then. ?55 on the internet.

0:53:01 > 0:53:04I will sell at 55 if we're all done at 55.

0:53:05 > 0:53:08It's hard work, this, Paul.

0:53:08 > 0:53:11'Sadly, the decanter hasn't performed any better than the flask.

0:53:11 > 0:53:14'They won't be toasting those items tonight.

0:53:14 > 0:53:17'Next for Vicky and Mark, it's the bon-bon tray from Brum

0:53:17 > 0:53:20'and the George V spoon brooch.'

0:53:20 > 0:53:24That bon-bon dish is your item. I know. Let's see.

0:53:24 > 0:53:27There we go, ?20 for this little lot. ?20? Any interest at 20?

0:53:27 > 0:53:3220 I have. Thank you. 22. 25. 28. 30?

0:53:32 > 0:53:36?28 with you. ?28 there. Looking for 30 now.

0:53:36 > 0:53:39I have ?28 against the internet now in the room.

0:53:39 > 0:53:41HE LAUGHS

0:53:41 > 0:53:43She said, "Told you," I said, "We paid ?28!"

0:53:43 > 0:53:46I thought we'd paid 22.

0:53:46 > 0:53:49'Another loss. Not so much bon-bon as bad-bad.

0:53:49 > 0:53:52'Whatever happened to local interest, eh?

0:53:52 > 0:53:54'Next it's the gentleman's travelling case.

0:53:54 > 0:53:59'The boys have high hopes of packing up a big profit on this one.'

0:53:59 > 0:54:02?80. ?80 I have. ?80 I have.

0:54:02 > 0:54:0585 anywhere? ?80 I have. 85?

0:54:05 > 0:54:0785 with you now, sir. 85 with you.

0:54:07 > 0:54:1085, it's back in the room, and selling at ?85, then.

0:54:10 > 0:54:15The only consolation we've got is it's happening to us both. Yeah.

0:54:15 > 0:54:17'It's left luggage for Paul and Shaun,

0:54:17 > 0:54:20'but a great bargain for the buyer, eh? Right!

0:54:20 > 0:54:26'Come on! Surely the lovely Art Deco tea set has got to make money.'

0:54:26 > 0:54:29?40 for this one. ?40. Any interest at 40?

0:54:29 > 0:54:31?40 for the tea set.

0:54:31 > 0:54:35?30 then. Who'll give me ?30? It's Art Deco, it's stylish, ?30.

0:54:35 > 0:54:3820 then. ?20?

0:54:38 > 0:54:42Take you at... ?20 I have on the internet. Thank you. ?20.

0:54:42 > 0:54:4422 now on the internet. ?22 on the internet.

0:54:44 > 0:54:4625 I've got. 22 on the internet.

0:54:46 > 0:54:49I'll sell at ?22 if we're all done?

0:54:50 > 0:54:54I need a bloody Mary! 'I don't know about a bloody Mary.

0:54:54 > 0:54:57'Anyway, that's the biggest loss of the day so far.

0:54:57 > 0:55:00'Both teams are in desperate need of some profit now.

0:55:00 > 0:55:02'Paul and Shaun are aiming for a profit

0:55:02 > 0:55:05'with the shooting spectacles and the two sets of Georgian glasses.'

0:55:05 > 0:55:07Here we go! Come on!

0:55:07 > 0:55:11?40, any interest at 40? ?40?

0:55:11 > 0:55:13A bit of social history. ?30?

0:55:13 > 0:55:15?30 I have. 32 anywhere?

0:55:15 > 0:55:1832. 35. 38.

0:55:18 > 0:55:2040. 42. 45.

0:55:20 > 0:55:2448. Are we finished now at ?45?

0:55:24 > 0:55:26'Well, they didn't see that coming!

0:55:26 > 0:55:31'Is anything from our teams going to get these Brummie bidders biting?

0:55:32 > 0:55:35'Last for Vicky and Mark is the Pre-Raphaelite stained-glass panel

0:55:35 > 0:55:39'of a wintery lady. Can it freeze their losses?'

0:55:39 > 0:55:45I'm going to start this one at ?120. 120. Looking for 130.

0:55:45 > 0:55:49I've got 120. 130. 140. 150. 'That's more like it!

0:55:49 > 0:55:52'Straight in at 120 and shooting up the numbers!'

0:55:52 > 0:55:55?180 on commission. Looking for 190 now.

0:55:55 > 0:55:57I've got 180. 190 is back.

0:55:57 > 0:56:00Listen to that. It's music to my ears.

0:56:00 > 0:56:02200 still with me.

0:56:02 > 0:56:06?200. Still with me on commission. Are we all done?

0:56:07 > 0:56:09Well done. I was so glad I found that.

0:56:09 > 0:56:11You can get lost! I found that.

0:56:11 > 0:56:15'Ah, united in victory as well as defeat.

0:56:15 > 0:56:18'That stunning profit has shot Mark and Vicky into the lead.'

0:56:18 > 0:56:20Well done. I begrudgingly...

0:56:20 > 0:56:23Don't thank him! It's me!

0:56:24 > 0:56:28'By my calculations, Mark and Shaun's turnover table

0:56:28 > 0:56:33'needs to make about ?150 profit to turn the tables on Vicky and Mark.'

0:56:33 > 0:56:37What should we start at? ?300. Any interest at ?300?

0:56:37 > 0:56:41250 to start. 250. Any interest at 250?

0:56:41 > 0:56:45200, then. 'Oh, dear. Those numbers should be going up the other way.'

0:56:45 > 0:56:50150. Shall we go 150? ?150 I have.

0:56:50 > 0:56:53?150 I have. 160. 170. 180.

0:56:53 > 0:56:57Now we're rocking! 190. Come on! 200.

0:56:58 > 0:57:01No. 190 next to me.

0:57:01 > 0:57:04200 anywhere before I sell at ?190?

0:57:04 > 0:57:07'Is that too little too late?'

0:57:07 > 0:57:10It's a profit. Well, you made a jolly good profit,

0:57:10 > 0:57:13which I didn't think you were going to. Well done.

0:57:13 > 0:57:15Does this mean we've won?

0:57:15 > 0:57:20'Allow me, Vicky. Both teams started today with a fighting fund of ?400.

0:57:20 > 0:57:26'Shaun and Paul spent nearly all of it and made a loss after auction fees of ?31.40,

0:57:26 > 0:57:30'leaving them with a grand total of ?368.60.

0:57:30 > 0:57:34'The more cautious Vicky and Mark spent less than half theirs,

0:57:34 > 0:57:37'but that great profit on the stained glass

0:57:37 > 0:57:42'meant that after auction costs they made an overall profit of ?46.70,

0:57:42 > 0:57:44'leaving them, and Coronation Street,

0:57:44 > 0:57:50'the battle of the soap winners on ?446.70.'

0:57:50 > 0:57:52Right.

0:57:52 > 0:57:55That was emotionally draining.

0:57:55 > 0:57:59I'm exhausted, actually. I'm on a bit of a high, I'd say.

0:57:59 > 0:58:04We were so close. I have every admiration for you and your skills. There's a lot of bad luck there.

0:58:04 > 0:58:09Do you know what? I think we've had a hard, tough time with these two.

0:58:09 > 0:58:13Oh, darling, it's been awful. And with my profits, I'll take you for lunch.

0:58:13 > 0:58:18'What Vicky means to say is that all profits will, of course, be going to Children In Need.'

0:58:18 > 0:58:22See you later. 'So they'll be toasting victory in the Rovers Return,

0:58:22 > 0:58:25'and drowning their sorrows in the Queen Vic tonight.

0:58:25 > 0:58:27'Me? I'll be down the Woolpack.'

0:58:27 > 0:58:30'See you next time. Ta-ra.'

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