Clive Russell and Tim Healy

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0:00:02 > 0:00:05- The nation's favourite celebrities... - I've got some proper bling here.

0:00:05 > 0:00:07- ..paired up with an expert... - What? What?

0:00:07 > 0:00:09..and a classic car.

0:00:09 > 0:00:11Pick your legs up, girls!

0:00:11 > 0:00:14Their mission - to scour Britain for antiques.

0:00:14 > 0:00:16All breakages must be paid for.

0:00:16 > 0:00:18This is a good find, is it not?

0:00:18 > 0:00:21The aim - to make the biggest profit at auction.

0:00:21 > 0:00:25But it's no easy ride. Who will find a hidden gem?

0:00:25 > 0:00:27Who will take the biggest risks?

0:00:27 > 0:00:29Put on my antiques head on.

0:00:29 > 0:00:32Will anybody follow expert advice?

0:00:32 > 0:00:34I think it's horrible!

0:00:34 > 0:00:35There will be worthy winners...

0:00:35 > 0:00:37This is better than Christmas!

0:00:37 > 0:00:39..and valiant losers.

0:00:40 > 0:00:42Time to put your pedal to the metal.

0:00:42 > 0:00:45This is Celebrity Antiques Road Trip.

0:00:47 > 0:00:48Yeah!

0:00:50 > 0:00:53On today's Road Trip, two titans of British acting -

0:00:53 > 0:00:57Clive Russell and Tim Healy - are braving the elements.

0:00:57 > 0:01:00It's getting quite spooky, isn't it? It's almost misty.

0:01:02 > 0:01:05Good weather for a horror movie.

0:01:07 > 0:01:09It's actually getting darker.

0:01:09 > 0:01:11It's not normally like this, the road trip, is it?

0:01:11 > 0:01:13They are usually in summer frocks and shorts.

0:01:14 > 0:01:16Fear not, chaps.

0:01:16 > 0:01:19The tranquil world of antiquing will be a walk in the park for such

0:01:19 > 0:01:20a hardy pair.

0:01:23 > 0:01:24Cracking hair, boys.

0:01:24 > 0:01:29Tim and Clive first met on the set of British sitcom Heartburn Hotel.

0:01:29 > 0:01:31I think it was 1999.

0:01:31 > 0:01:34We did two series and we did a Christmas special.

0:01:36 > 0:01:40- Are you into antiques, are you? - It fascinates me in a way.- Yeah.

0:01:40 > 0:01:42- There's a clutch on the left-hand side.- All right, all right.

0:01:42 > 0:01:45Left-hand side's the clutch.

0:01:45 > 0:01:46THEY LAUGH

0:01:46 > 0:01:49CHUCKLING: Yeah. Remember, it's a left-hand drive, Clive.

0:01:49 > 0:01:53They are burning rubber and gears in a 1964 Mustang. Oh, yeah.

0:01:53 > 0:01:56# Mustang Sally. #

0:01:56 > 0:01:59The Mustang was manufactured before seatbelts were mandatory,

0:01:59 > 0:02:01which is why our celebs aren't wearing any.

0:02:02 > 0:02:05From humble beginnings as a welder in a factory,

0:02:05 > 0:02:10Tim shot to fame in the '80s hit Auf Wiedersehen, Pet.

0:02:10 > 0:02:14He worked with Clive again when the series returned in the noughties.

0:02:14 > 0:02:16He's since taken on many roles,

0:02:16 > 0:02:19for example, Still Open All Hours and as transvestite Lesley

0:02:19 > 0:02:21in hit comedy Benidorm.

0:02:23 > 0:02:26Clive too has had a colourful career, starring as Blackfish

0:02:26 > 0:02:29in international phenomenon Game Of Thrones.

0:02:29 > 0:02:33He's also featured in British classics such as Great Expectations,

0:02:33 > 0:02:37national favourites like Corrie, and cult drama Ripper Street.

0:02:38 > 0:02:41Armed with £400 each, they are going head-to-head.

0:02:41 > 0:02:45But after 16 years of friendship, I wonder how competitive they are.

0:02:45 > 0:02:49- Are you a good haggler?- I am used to haggling a bit when I'm abroad.

0:02:49 > 0:02:52- Yeah.- I've just come back from Spain, from Benidorm.

0:02:52 > 0:02:55You know, you never pay the price they ask for.

0:02:55 > 0:02:58It's sort of really, really, really doesn't matter who wins,

0:02:58 > 0:03:00- as long as it's me. - As long as it's me, pal.

0:03:00 > 0:03:05I'm a little bit nervous about your international experience.

0:03:05 > 0:03:08- The international haggler.- Haggling. - The haggler.- Haggler Healy.

0:03:08 > 0:03:10- Healy the Haggler. - Healy the Haggler.

0:03:10 > 0:03:13Crikey! Haggler Healy, hey?

0:03:13 > 0:03:17Don't worry, Clive, here to even out the playing field are dealers

0:03:17 > 0:03:19David Harper and Margie Cooper.

0:03:19 > 0:03:21We've only worked once together.

0:03:21 > 0:03:24Why do I sense I've worked with you for 48 years?

0:03:24 > 0:03:28- Why?- Because I talk a lot. I pack a lot in.- Who is winning so far then?

0:03:28 > 0:03:30- Uh, you.- So you need to get me on this trip.

0:03:30 > 0:03:32Oh, I will. I will, definitely.

0:03:32 > 0:03:35This is going to be one competitive Road Trip.

0:03:35 > 0:03:41David and Margie are eating up the miles in a 1974 Jensen Interceptor,

0:03:41 > 0:03:44and very much looking forward to meeting their celebs.

0:03:44 > 0:03:48- So, we've got two pretty cool characters today.- Yeah, we have.

0:03:48 > 0:03:51They seem to know each other well, don't they?

0:03:51 > 0:03:53Auf Wiedersehen, Pet, which I remember really well with Tim.

0:03:53 > 0:03:56- I don't remember that.- I loved that series. Never missed it.

0:03:56 > 0:03:58I can't resist a Geordie.

0:03:58 > 0:03:59Uh-oh. Look out, Tim.

0:04:01 > 0:04:04On today's Road Trip, we are travelling through Tim's home county,

0:04:04 > 0:04:07Northumberland, and across the border into Scotland...

0:04:08 > 0:04:11..ending up at an auction in Leith, in Edinburgh.

0:04:13 > 0:04:17Our journey starts by the beautiful walled city of Berwick-upon-Tweed.

0:04:18 > 0:04:22I can hear a crunch. I can hear... That is a...

0:04:22 > 0:04:27- Oh, it's a Mustang not going very quickly.- Whey!

0:04:27 > 0:04:30Margie, you are dripping all over me. Go and get your Geordie fellow.

0:04:30 > 0:04:32Go on. Off you go.

0:04:32 > 0:04:33Go on!

0:04:33 > 0:04:36Hey, good morning!

0:04:36 > 0:04:38Good morning!

0:04:38 > 0:04:40Clive, come under my umbrella. Good to meet you too.

0:04:40 > 0:04:41Can we go somewhere warm?

0:04:41 > 0:04:43It's a quick hotfoot into the nice

0:04:43 > 0:04:45and dry shop called Auction House Berwick.

0:04:45 > 0:04:47Ha, that's confusing.

0:04:47 > 0:04:50Are you into any antiques in any way?

0:04:50 > 0:04:54- Well, my lady, Jo, actually, she's the antique fanatic.- Oh, right.

0:04:54 > 0:04:58- She collects these little pigs. - Oh, right.- Porcelain pigs.

0:04:58 > 0:05:01- Right, all different types.- Yeah, got hundreds of them.- Oh, right.

0:05:01 > 0:05:03- Yeah. But... - Let's see if we can find one.

0:05:09 > 0:05:12Will they find what they are looking for?

0:05:14 > 0:05:17- What? That's a nice-looking box. - Yeah.- Look at that.

0:05:18 > 0:05:21Right. Lovely mahogany box. Beautifully made. Look at that.

0:05:21 > 0:05:22Yeah.

0:05:24 > 0:05:29- Ooh.- Oh.- Some kind of early printing press.- Right.- £28.

0:05:29 > 0:05:30Cheap.

0:05:30 > 0:05:34This mahogany box was used to store items for printing purposes,

0:05:34 > 0:05:35such as movable type.

0:05:35 > 0:05:37It's a lovely bit of mahogany. Try making that...

0:05:37 > 0:05:39What do you think, made in '30s?

0:05:39 > 0:05:41- No, it's earlier than that. - Earlier than that.- Yeah.

0:05:41 > 0:05:46- I reckon that's tipping into late Victorian, Edwardian.- Really?

0:05:46 > 0:05:49Well, look, shall we just get it... Let's tuck it away.

0:05:49 > 0:05:52- We are in the shop with those two. - OK.- So let's tuck it away.

0:05:52 > 0:05:54- Should we hide it?- Yeah.- Hide it.

0:05:54 > 0:05:56SHE GIGGLES

0:05:56 > 0:05:59That's one possible purchase squirreled away.

0:06:03 > 0:06:05How are Clive and David getting on?

0:06:05 > 0:06:08Do you have any interests in antiques?

0:06:08 > 0:06:11- I think on the broader side, it's really fascinating.- Yeah.

0:06:11 > 0:06:14The history of objects and what they represent and stuff like that.

0:06:14 > 0:06:19As far as being in any way knowledgeable, no.

0:06:19 > 0:06:22Not to worry, Clive. Our David loves a challenge.

0:06:22 > 0:06:24Let's see if we're on the same wavelength

0:06:24 > 0:06:26- when it comes to things that we like.- Yeah.

0:06:26 > 0:06:29So, I'm stood next to this sofa.

0:06:29 > 0:06:33I absolutely love it, for a number of reasons. But what do you think?

0:06:33 > 0:06:37- It's a delicate, feminine sofa, I'd say.- Yeah, it is.

0:06:37 > 0:06:38And that's very pleasing.

0:06:38 > 0:06:40I like to go to sleep on a sofa.

0:06:40 > 0:06:42I think that means he likes it.

0:06:42 > 0:06:43And if you like sleeping on sofas,

0:06:43 > 0:06:47- can I just demonstrate something? As tall as you are...- Yeah, go on.

0:06:47 > 0:06:49- ..you could sleep on this. Let me show you.- Go ahead.

0:06:49 > 0:06:52- One arm.- One arm, yeah. - This, Clive...

0:06:54 > 0:06:58..is a double-armed drop-arm sofa. You could recumbent on that.

0:06:58 > 0:07:00- I'm now going to lie on this. - Please do.

0:07:01 > 0:07:03- One moment, please. I'll do it this way.- Yep.

0:07:03 > 0:07:06So you've got the pillow ready.

0:07:06 > 0:07:09- Oh, my God, that fantastic. - How tall are you?- Somewhere...

0:07:09 > 0:07:106'5", 6'6".

0:07:10 > 0:07:13Just a bit taller than David, then.

0:07:13 > 0:07:16Normally they drop-arm just one, but this, with a double drop-arm,

0:07:16 > 0:07:17is a really good feature.

0:07:17 > 0:07:22- I'm assuming it's a Victorian, Edwardian.- Yeah, absolutely.

0:07:22 > 0:07:25Bang on. Yeah, I think safe to say described as Edwardian.

0:07:25 > 0:07:29A sofa of this quality nowadays could cost you thousands of pounds.

0:07:29 > 0:07:32Yeah, I think... I think we should go for this.

0:07:32 > 0:07:34Time to call on dealer Steve.

0:07:38 > 0:07:41Nice trousers, Steve.

0:07:41 > 0:07:44- You look so good with what you are wearing.- It's colour-blindness.

0:07:44 > 0:07:45I'm colour-blind too.

0:07:45 > 0:07:47THEY LAUGH

0:07:47 > 0:07:50Now then. Edwardian sofa.

0:07:50 > 0:07:51- Yeah.- Is it cheap?

0:07:51 > 0:07:53I've spoken to the vendor

0:07:53 > 0:07:57and he would be happy with somewhere around the £200 mark.

0:07:57 > 0:07:58Ah, right.

0:07:58 > 0:08:00Yeah, it's going to kill us, Clive.

0:08:00 > 0:08:03It needs to be 50 quid and I don't want to be cruel.

0:08:03 > 0:08:04No, no, no, I fully understand.

0:08:04 > 0:08:07It needs to be that for us to get it into sale.

0:08:07 > 0:08:10I'll see the best I can do. I mean, you said £50.

0:08:10 > 0:08:11You haven't moved upwards yet.

0:08:11 > 0:08:1450 to 70, tell him that sort of range.

0:08:14 > 0:08:15And it's a sale today.

0:08:15 > 0:08:18It might go... In auction, you might not get a bid on it.

0:08:18 > 0:08:22David's taken the lead on this one, so it is now a waiting game.

0:08:22 > 0:08:25Back with their rivals, Margie is onto something.

0:08:25 > 0:08:27- That is a coronation chair. - All right.

0:08:27 > 0:08:32- The coronation chair, it's in Westminster Abbey.- Yep.- And if it...

0:08:32 > 0:08:36Oh, look, if it were silver, they fetch about 100, 120 quid.

0:08:36 > 0:08:37But it's not silver.

0:08:37 > 0:08:40Which is why its ticket price is just £10.

0:08:40 > 0:08:44But what about the box Margie's secreted away? Busy man today, Steve.

0:08:44 > 0:08:48We're just thinking, but we haven't decided about that box down there.

0:08:48 > 0:08:52The one with the printing thing, bit of a useless thing, actually.

0:08:52 > 0:08:55- Awful. Nobody's going to want it.- Is that you trying to get a discount?

0:08:55 > 0:08:57SHE LAUGHS Oh, yes. Stand by.

0:08:57 > 0:08:59- It's a lovely box.- It is, yeah.

0:08:59 > 0:09:02- How much is it?- It's on at 28.- Yeah.

0:09:03 > 0:09:06- It's a lot of money, isn't it? - What are you looking at me for?

0:09:06 > 0:09:09Is the notorious Haggler Healy about to reveal himself?

0:09:09 > 0:09:13- I would've thought about...14.- 14?

0:09:13 > 0:09:15- You can't manage 14 quid? - What a team.

0:09:15 > 0:09:18Anything you see in Benidorm, you say, "How much is that?"

0:09:18 > 0:09:19It's half price.

0:09:19 > 0:09:22Certainly a tactic you could try.

0:09:22 > 0:09:25- I can do 20.- See you at 16.

0:09:25 > 0:09:2716? Well, that's fair.

0:09:27 > 0:09:30- Are you sure you want it? - Yeah, I'll have it for 16.

0:09:30 > 0:09:33- Cash. Good lad.- Our first... - Thank you so much.- You got a deal.

0:09:33 > 0:09:36- Our first... Well done.- That's one thing we've got. That's good Right.

0:09:36 > 0:09:37We are on the way.

0:09:37 > 0:09:38Well, that was quick.

0:09:38 > 0:09:41So, that's one in the old bag.

0:09:41 > 0:09:43Ooh, look out. Margie's on the warpath.

0:09:43 > 0:09:45- "No access."- No access.

0:09:45 > 0:09:47We're not going to bother about that. Right?

0:09:47 > 0:09:50- No access. Let's go. - SHE LAUGHS

0:09:50 > 0:09:52Quick!

0:09:52 > 0:09:54I feel like a naughty schoolboy.

0:09:54 > 0:09:56Maverick Margie is leading Tim astray here.

0:09:58 > 0:10:02- Oh, crikey, Denise.- That's Denise, my ex-wife, yes.- Oh, your ex?

0:10:02 > 0:10:04And one of her scripts.

0:10:04 > 0:10:06In typical soap fashion, you just never know

0:10:06 > 0:10:09when an ex-wife is going to pop up in a basement. Ha!

0:10:09 > 0:10:11It's nice to see the old face.

0:10:11 > 0:10:14- LAUGHING: - You'll get into trouble for that!

0:10:14 > 0:10:18- I don't mean the 'old' face. - The familiar face.- Familiar.

0:10:18 > 0:10:19Watch it!

0:10:21 > 0:10:24Clive and David are on the move again.

0:10:24 > 0:10:26- What period is that? - I think that's 1950s.

0:10:26 > 0:10:28It reminds me of my childhood.

0:10:28 > 0:10:31- Does it?- These boxes, particularly.

0:10:31 > 0:10:32Dad comes home from work at six and we say,

0:10:32 > 0:10:35- "Come on, let's go have a picnic on the beach."- Yeah.

0:10:35 > 0:10:36"And have sandwiches."

0:10:36 > 0:10:39It's funny, isn't it, how an item, an object, can suddenly just

0:10:39 > 0:10:42- take you back in time, what, 50 years to when you were a kid?- Yeah.

0:10:42 > 0:10:43I think it's got you, hasn't it?

0:10:43 > 0:10:46- It's grabbed you, this thing, hasn't it?- Mm, absolutely.

0:10:46 > 0:10:51Clive's found another item he loves. Now all he needs to find is Steve.

0:10:51 > 0:10:53What on earth has happened to you?

0:10:53 > 0:10:56The face of a grandfather clock has just knocked me on the nose.

0:10:56 > 0:10:59Oh. Well, see, the dangers of the antiques business.

0:10:59 > 0:11:01But I've been the auctioneer, I'm still standing here.

0:11:01 > 0:11:03Well, we want to talk about this thing.

0:11:03 > 0:11:06- But first of all, let's cover the sofa.- Would you do it at 80?

0:11:07 > 0:11:08Yes.

0:11:08 > 0:11:10- Sorry, I didn't consult you there. - DAVID LAUGHS

0:11:10 > 0:11:13- Quick, quick.- You've done it. You've done it. That's fine.

0:11:13 > 0:11:16Clive is quick to take control, but perhaps a bit quick to say yes.

0:11:16 > 0:11:20Let's see if you can improve on the picnic hamper. How much is it?

0:11:21 > 0:11:25Well, with the thermos missing, erm...

0:11:25 > 0:11:27I would be looking for about £40, £50.

0:11:27 > 0:11:30- That's a little bit scrubby, isn't it?- It is. It needs a wiping.

0:11:30 > 0:11:32This damage. Down there, a little bit down there.

0:11:32 > 0:11:34- I can't see it down there.- Yeah.

0:11:34 > 0:11:36- You don't hang about, you, Clive, do you?- No, I like it.

0:11:36 > 0:11:38You're learning here.

0:11:38 > 0:11:41Mr Nice Guy has gone.

0:11:41 > 0:11:44So, can you come down to something like 25 for that?

0:11:44 > 0:11:48£25... There's a missing thermos.

0:11:48 > 0:11:50- And a bit scrubby.- Yeah, I think that's reasonable.- Yeah?

0:11:50 > 0:11:53- Have you done another deal, have you?- Yeah.- Well, I'm just...

0:11:53 > 0:11:55- Superfluous to demand. - Totally, totally.

0:11:55 > 0:11:57Yeah. It's the Clive show.

0:11:57 > 0:12:00Well, that's two things I really like we've got. That's terrific.

0:12:00 > 0:12:05They are on a roll with two items in the bag for a grand total of £105.

0:12:09 > 0:12:11Tim and Margie are still out of bounds, though.

0:12:11 > 0:12:13Any bargains in the basement?

0:12:13 > 0:12:15Ahh.

0:12:15 > 0:12:18- Oh, those look nice.- They're silver? - Those are those...

0:12:18 > 0:12:20Well, there's no silver mark but it feels like silver to me.

0:12:20 > 0:12:22There's a maker's mark.

0:12:22 > 0:12:24It's a traditional Scottish brooch that would hold tartan

0:12:24 > 0:12:26fabric in place.

0:12:26 > 0:12:28- We're going to be in Edinburgh, of course.- Yeah.

0:12:28 > 0:12:31- So it may be quite popular, might it?- Yeah.

0:12:31 > 0:12:34- Yeah, it's got... It looks like silver.- Yeah.

0:12:34 > 0:12:37- There's no marks telling us it is. - Right.

0:12:37 > 0:12:38Let's just find out.

0:12:38 > 0:12:40Time to call on Steve again.

0:12:40 > 0:12:42We quite like these.

0:12:42 > 0:12:44I'm a bit worried that there's no silver mark, Steve.

0:12:44 > 0:12:46Do you know if this...?

0:12:46 > 0:12:48- They are definitely silver. - Are they?- I've had them tested.

0:12:48 > 0:12:52The owner is looking for around £100 for the two brooches.

0:12:52 > 0:12:55I was thinking 25 each.

0:12:56 > 0:12:59Would be about right, wouldn't it?

0:12:59 > 0:13:01- Oh, wow.- 25 quid each.

0:13:01 > 0:13:04Look out, Haggler Healy is back in action!

0:13:04 > 0:13:0730 quid, then. There, we've gone up by five.

0:13:07 > 0:13:09Well, look, they should be £100.

0:13:09 > 0:13:11- Erm... They should be.- Hm.

0:13:15 > 0:13:18- I'll go to 80.- 80...- You're still in with a good shout there.

0:13:18 > 0:13:20- Do you remember upstairs...- Mm-hm.

0:13:20 > 0:13:22..when we saw that cheap little throne...

0:13:22 > 0:13:25- Oh, yeah.- ..that was like a money box.- Yeah.

0:13:25 > 0:13:27£80 and I'll throw the chair in.

0:13:30 > 0:13:32I did you a real good deal on the box. Go on.

0:13:32 > 0:13:34- Well, let's say 75.- Oh!

0:13:34 > 0:13:36- You see, I haven't primed him.- £75.

0:13:36 > 0:13:38I think it's only worth a fiver, that chair.

0:13:40 > 0:13:45- 75 and then we're happy, aren't we? - £77.50.- 77.50. Done. OK.

0:13:45 > 0:13:47Well done, sir.

0:13:47 > 0:13:50Steve, you deserve a kiss for that.

0:13:52 > 0:13:53You're not getting one.

0:13:53 > 0:13:56Oh, lordy. Tim strikes a hard bargain.

0:13:56 > 0:13:58That's three items snapped up.

0:13:58 > 0:14:04£21 for the box and throne and £72.50 for the brooches,

0:14:04 > 0:14:07making Tim's total spend £93.50.

0:14:07 > 0:14:09- Nice doing business with you. - Fingers crossed.

0:14:09 > 0:14:12- Hey!- Ey! Ey, big fella.- How's it going?- How are you getting on?

0:14:12 > 0:14:15- Very good. We are very relaxed. How about you two?- How many items?

0:14:15 > 0:14:17- Yeah, we had a great morning, haven't we?- Yeah, we have.- Have you?

0:14:17 > 0:14:20- Yeah, we've got the star purchase, haven't we?- Good fun.

0:14:20 > 0:14:21Don't look at me like that.

0:14:21 > 0:14:24You've just got that overconfident look in you.

0:14:24 > 0:14:26- Ha, has he? - He used to be so likable.

0:14:26 > 0:14:29Things have never changed, have they?

0:14:29 > 0:14:31- Come on, let's go. - Nice seeing you guys.

0:14:31 > 0:14:32- We'll follow you out.- See you.

0:14:38 > 0:14:42Clive and David are back in the car. Thankfully, it has brightened up.

0:14:50 > 0:14:53I'm competing against somebody I know rather well,

0:14:53 > 0:14:56who beat me at golf. He's heading for a fall.

0:14:56 > 0:14:59So, we'll try to beat him, then, Clive, is that what you're...?

0:14:59 > 0:15:01I think there's no point in coming out in second place.

0:15:03 > 0:15:05Sounds like a man on a mission to me.

0:15:06 > 0:15:09Now, in such a show like Game Of Thrones, that's a phenomena,

0:15:09 > 0:15:12- isn't it?- Yeah. That is a completely one-off in my life.

0:15:12 > 0:15:17I've never been involved in anything with quite that visibility.

0:15:17 > 0:15:21When I was chosen, the blogs were, "Who the... Who?

0:15:21 > 0:15:22"Who is this?"

0:15:24 > 0:15:27Clive and David have crossed the border into Scotland

0:15:27 > 0:15:30and are heading to the small coastal town of Eyemouth,

0:15:30 > 0:15:33a seemingly tranquil fishing port.

0:15:33 > 0:15:36But Clive and David have come to learn about the brave community

0:15:36 > 0:15:41whose rebellious nature and fearless fishing practices lead them to fall

0:15:41 > 0:15:45victim to one of the worst British fishing disasters of all time.

0:15:45 > 0:15:48- Hi. Hello, hi! I'm Peter. - Hi, Peter. I'm Clive.- Hi, Clive.

0:15:48 > 0:15:50Hello Peter. David. Nice to meet you.

0:15:50 > 0:15:53Thank you very much for coming. Welcome to Eyemouth Museum.

0:15:53 > 0:15:57In the 19th century, Eyemouth was a thriving fishing town.

0:15:57 > 0:15:59Home to a fleet of 45 boats,

0:15:59 > 0:16:02the whole community was involved in the industry.

0:16:06 > 0:16:09This was the booming fishing port in Scotland.

0:16:09 > 0:16:12And so through the 1860s and 1870s in particular,

0:16:12 > 0:16:16almost in every tide you had families from the Buchan headlands

0:16:16 > 0:16:19to the Cornish inlets arriving at Eyemouth to make a living.

0:16:19 > 0:16:21The fishermen of Eyemouth were notorious for braving the seas

0:16:21 > 0:16:23in all weathers.

0:16:23 > 0:16:25There were at least one dozen occasions in the 1860s,

0:16:25 > 0:16:301870s, leading up to 1881, when the Eyemouth fleet alone were

0:16:30 > 0:16:32the only fleet out that day.

0:16:32 > 0:16:34They then came back, with good catches,

0:16:34 > 0:16:37there was high prices because the market was empty of fish.

0:16:37 > 0:16:39So they became used to taking risks.

0:16:39 > 0:16:43They also had a reputation for being a rebellious, unruly bunch.

0:16:43 > 0:16:46People wouldn't go to church. People didn't get married so much.

0:16:46 > 0:16:49They didn't really care. Children were born out of wedlock.

0:16:49 > 0:16:51Why did that matter? Children didn't go to school.

0:16:51 > 0:16:54"Why would we send children to school when we need them

0:16:54 > 0:16:56"on the boats? We don't want to do that."

0:16:56 > 0:16:57They're like rebels. It's a town of rebels.

0:16:57 > 0:16:59- The Wild East.- The Wild East.

0:16:59 > 0:17:04The ministers and the local council and the laird,

0:17:04 > 0:17:06they were virtually tearing their hair out.

0:17:06 > 0:17:10Their anti-authoritarian attitude can be linked to a fallout with

0:17:10 > 0:17:13the church dating back to the 1840s.

0:17:13 > 0:17:16The Church of Scotland suddenly realised that only in Eyemouth

0:17:16 > 0:17:19they were entitled to demand a full 10% of the fishermen's

0:17:19 > 0:17:21earnings in something called the fish tithe.

0:17:21 > 0:17:25And over the next 20 years or so, a row erupted.

0:17:25 > 0:17:26At times, it was a violent row.

0:17:26 > 0:17:28There were riots on the streets. There was also quite

0:17:28 > 0:17:31sophisticated political pamphleting.

0:17:31 > 0:17:34Eventually, the Lord Advocate intervened.

0:17:34 > 0:17:37The church surrendered its claim to their catch and in return,

0:17:37 > 0:17:39a one-off payment of £2,000 was issued.

0:17:39 > 0:17:42That loan, which they had to borrow money from the bank,

0:17:42 > 0:17:44doesn't expire until 1878.

0:17:44 > 0:17:49So that lost 30 years when other ports - Anstruther, Wick,

0:17:49 > 0:17:51Peterhead, Fraserburgh - all these other places got

0:17:51 > 0:17:54substantial government money, Eyemouth got nothing.

0:17:55 > 0:17:59This meant that plans to improve the treacherous harbour entrance

0:17:59 > 0:18:03to make it accessible at all tides were never implemented.

0:18:03 > 0:18:07Something that would have dire consequences on that fateful day

0:18:07 > 0:18:10on 14 October 1881.

0:18:10 > 0:18:12If you have a look at the stonework, you can

0:18:12 > 0:18:13see the original harbour wall.

0:18:13 > 0:18:16It was deeply unsuited to the needs of the fishing industries,

0:18:16 > 0:18:18but it's what they had on October 14.

0:18:18 > 0:18:21So on that fatal day, where did it all go wrong?

0:18:21 > 0:18:24Everybody knew that there was a storm coming.

0:18:24 > 0:18:26One crew decided they wanted to go off.

0:18:26 > 0:18:29Now, the important thing about the fleet here in Eyemouth was, if one

0:18:29 > 0:18:32boat decides to go, the entire fleet goes by honour,

0:18:32 > 0:18:33duty-bound to follow.

0:18:33 > 0:18:35And that's what happened.

0:18:35 > 0:18:37What they didn't know was that Eyemouth was about to be

0:18:37 > 0:18:40hit by one of the worst storms of the 19th century.

0:18:40 > 0:18:44The main boats had gone out roundabout 12, 12.15.

0:18:44 > 0:18:46The others were just making up there.

0:18:46 > 0:18:50They started to play out their lines to fish for the haddock

0:18:50 > 0:18:53when everything seemed to stop for a moment.

0:18:53 > 0:18:57And then suddenly, the hurricane broke with amazing rapidity.

0:18:57 > 0:18:59Those boats which had sails up,

0:18:59 > 0:19:01the sails were ripped to shreds within minutes.

0:19:01 > 0:19:04The others which hadn't got sails up, they'd bare poles,

0:19:04 > 0:19:08they were rocked and tossed about and the entire fleet was scattered.

0:19:08 > 0:19:10The skippers of the boats had a choice -

0:19:10 > 0:19:13try and get through the perilous rocks back to harbour

0:19:13 > 0:19:16or head out to sea and enter the eye of the storm.

0:19:16 > 0:19:21For 19 boats, for 129 men, it was the wrong choice.

0:19:21 > 0:19:24Most boats that try to re-enter the harbour were

0:19:24 > 0:19:28destroyed on the rocks in full view of the men's families.

0:19:28 > 0:19:32And how long before the whole thing about who had died was resolved?

0:19:32 > 0:19:35- Was that weeks or days? - It did take several days.

0:19:35 > 0:19:39The bulk of the boats which survived that day - 26 boats did survive -

0:19:39 > 0:19:42didn't attempt Eyemouth harbour, so boats were landing in Bridlington

0:19:42 > 0:19:44for a couple of days after and other parts of Yorkshire.

0:19:44 > 0:19:47And other boats, one boat in particular -

0:19:47 > 0:19:50a boat called the Ariel Gazelle - two days after the disaster

0:19:50 > 0:19:52it managed to sail home into Eyemouth Bay.

0:19:52 > 0:19:54The skipper of the Ariel Gazelle

0:19:54 > 0:19:57said he felt heart sorrow as he climbed up

0:19:57 > 0:19:59the pier railings and onto the quayside

0:19:59 > 0:20:02because he knew all the women that were looking at him

0:20:02 > 0:20:05were going to be disappointed except for one - his own wife.

0:20:05 > 0:20:07It was a terrible, terrible tragedy.

0:20:07 > 0:20:11129 men were killed, yes, but there were 73 women widowed

0:20:11 > 0:20:14and there were 263 children left without a father.

0:20:14 > 0:20:18As somebody who's obviously got a direct family connection,

0:20:18 > 0:20:19how do you go forward with it?

0:20:19 > 0:20:21How has that taken on?

0:20:21 > 0:20:25As a child growing up and being given stories of Black Friday,

0:20:25 > 0:20:28which is what people in Eyemouth would refer to the disaster day as,

0:20:28 > 0:20:31I became fascinated with the story

0:20:31 > 0:20:33but also quite angry that history didn't accord a single

0:20:33 > 0:20:35footnote to this dreadful, dreadful thing.

0:20:35 > 0:20:39It's important that people are aware of what happened, why it happened,

0:20:39 > 0:20:42and how this community won through against all that adversity.

0:20:42 > 0:20:45It took over a century for the population

0:20:45 > 0:20:47levels of the community to recover.

0:20:47 > 0:20:52Tourism has now taken over from fishing as Eyemouth's primary

0:20:52 > 0:20:55industry, and the town is once again a thriving hub.

0:20:56 > 0:21:00The memory of the brave and maverick fishermen, however,

0:21:00 > 0:21:04is still strong with those who live or have connections to the town,

0:21:04 > 0:21:05just like Peter.

0:21:09 > 0:21:13Tim and Margie are travelling 15 miles west to visit

0:21:13 > 0:21:15the picturesque town of Duns.

0:21:15 > 0:21:19This is your world, isn't it, this area? Is it a bit north for you?

0:21:19 > 0:21:22This is what I call God's allotment.

0:21:23 > 0:21:27Which is Northumberland. I mean, it's just...

0:21:27 > 0:21:29It's beautiful.

0:21:29 > 0:21:34- So, Benidorm.- Yeah.- My word. - It's my sixth year.- Sixth year?

0:21:34 > 0:21:37Just finished. Oh, it's the best job.

0:21:37 > 0:21:41The word Duns is derived from the Gaelic word dun,

0:21:41 > 0:21:43meaning fortress or hilltop.

0:21:43 > 0:21:44- Nice to meet you. - Pleased to meet you.

0:21:44 > 0:21:46- Thanks for having us. - It's a pleasure.

0:21:46 > 0:21:48They're visiting Duns Antique Centre

0:21:48 > 0:21:50where they are meeting dealer John

0:21:50 > 0:21:53who's got a wealth of interesting wares on offer.

0:21:53 > 0:21:55Speaking of which...

0:21:55 > 0:21:59- This came from a very, very old village just outside Duns.- Yeah.

0:21:59 > 0:22:01We just got it yesterday.

0:22:01 > 0:22:04Tim and Margie still have just over £300 left to spend.

0:22:04 > 0:22:08- Quite interesting. Because garden ornaments do sell.- Do they?- They do.

0:22:08 > 0:22:09They do. As long as they are old.

0:22:09 > 0:22:12- But there's no price on it, is there?- No, there's no price on it.

0:22:12 > 0:22:16- It's just literally in. I was looking for £65 on it.- What?!

0:22:16 > 0:22:20- 65 for a lump of rock? - But it's a carved lump of old rock!

0:22:20 > 0:22:23Old rock, 65 quid? No.

0:22:23 > 0:22:27Well, I was going to suggest 12 quid when I first saw it.

0:22:27 > 0:22:2965, 12...

0:22:29 > 0:22:32- Well, look, shall we have a little...- I'll think on it.

0:22:32 > 0:22:35- We'll have a wander. - We'll have a powwow in the back.

0:22:35 > 0:22:36Lovely. Thank you very much.

0:22:36 > 0:22:39- Have you fallen out with us? - Not at all. - HE LAUGHS

0:22:39 > 0:22:42Honestly, we are not in Benidorm now, Tim.

0:22:42 > 0:22:45Luckily, John is thick-skinned.

0:22:45 > 0:22:50- Is this for...fishermen?- It is.

0:22:50 > 0:22:52- Yeah, for salmon fishing, probably. - Yes.

0:22:52 > 0:22:56- It's a wading staff.- Yeah.- Yes. With some good age to it as well.

0:22:56 > 0:22:58Is it? How old is it?

0:22:58 > 0:23:00Probably sort of around 1900.

0:23:00 > 0:23:04It's a bamboo and steel wading stick used to help

0:23:04 > 0:23:07fishermen across slippery surfaces and to check the water depth.

0:23:07 > 0:23:10You can also remove the end to put a landing net on it.

0:23:10 > 0:23:13Any names on it or anything that gives it anything special?

0:23:13 > 0:23:16No, but I think the top could possibly be Hardy.

0:23:16 > 0:23:18Has it got a price on it?

0:23:18 > 0:23:20That might see something like £18 on it.

0:23:20 > 0:23:22- 18 quid.- Which, you know, for fishing...

0:23:22 > 0:23:25Last of the big spenders, aren't we? And you've got something here.

0:23:25 > 0:23:27That's a Hardy rod, yes.

0:23:27 > 0:23:29I know that things like this can be interesting.

0:23:29 > 0:23:33Hardy's is a prestigious brand of fishing equipment

0:23:33 > 0:23:36that has been around since the 19th century.

0:23:36 > 0:23:41The fishing rod is priced at £40, and the wading stick is 18.

0:23:41 > 0:23:43And there's also that stone birdbath, remember?

0:23:43 > 0:23:46So, what would be the absolute minimum on that?

0:23:46 > 0:23:49I could do 35.

0:23:49 > 0:23:51- I'm going to hit you with 30. - We'll carry on. We'll carry on.

0:23:51 > 0:23:54- I'll be happy with 30.- You'll be happy with 30, would you?- 30.

0:23:54 > 0:23:58- Shake my hand.- Oh, go on, then. - Good lad.- That's a bargain now.

0:23:58 > 0:24:01- 30 quid for a lump of rock. - THEY LAUGH

0:24:01 > 0:24:03With a bird on it.

0:24:03 > 0:24:05And not the right type of bird.

0:24:07 > 0:24:11Tim is yet again focused on the deal. His method seems to be working.

0:24:13 > 0:24:15- Well, we bought one thing. - That's good, yes. Fine.

0:24:15 > 0:24:17So we're going to carry on, are we?

0:24:17 > 0:24:20Excuse me. Those are my sunglasses.

0:24:21 > 0:24:24- I thought they were mine. Sorry. - No, I just put them on there.

0:24:24 > 0:24:26Do you want your watch back?

0:24:26 > 0:24:27SHE LAUGHS

0:24:27 > 0:24:29Honestly, you can't take him anywhere.

0:24:29 > 0:24:32What has Margie spotted now?

0:24:32 > 0:24:34We've got a horse's hoof.

0:24:34 > 0:24:37Some dear horse that somebody has decided to take his hoof off

0:24:37 > 0:24:40and make it into an ink well, which is quite common.

0:24:40 > 0:24:42- It's Edinburgh silver, and it's 1891.- Yeah.

0:24:43 > 0:24:46- Horsey people would go for that, wouldn't they?- They would.

0:24:46 > 0:24:48Usually they have the name of the horse or pony on it.

0:24:48 > 0:24:51- It's a memory.- It's a memory. - And with it being Edinburgh silver.

0:24:51 > 0:24:53- I've never seen anything like that. - No?

0:24:53 > 0:24:54- And with it being Edinburgh silver. - Yeah.

0:24:54 > 0:24:57- We are going to Edinburgh, aren't we?- So, shall we get John back?

0:24:57 > 0:24:59- Yeah.- Give him another...headache.

0:24:59 > 0:25:01Give him another...

0:25:01 > 0:25:04Its ticket price is a hefty £125.

0:25:04 > 0:25:06John, are you... Are you free?

0:25:06 > 0:25:09But is John willing to do another discount?

0:25:09 > 0:25:12Do want to make an offer or do you want me...?

0:25:12 > 0:25:13What would you like to do?

0:25:13 > 0:25:15Lordy, don't ask Tim that.

0:25:15 > 0:25:20Well, what can you give it us for...if I take that spike?

0:25:20 > 0:25:21Wading stick.

0:25:21 > 0:25:24Well, what about...

0:25:24 > 0:25:26Well, what about the...

0:25:26 > 0:25:31- Yeah.- The inkwell, the rod, Hardy rod and the wading stick...

0:25:31 > 0:25:32Oh, no. Yeah.

0:25:32 > 0:25:34..for 110?

0:25:34 > 0:25:38It does seem like a lot of money to me. I was thinking about 70.

0:25:38 > 0:25:3980.

0:25:40 > 0:25:42- 77.50 - SHE LAUGHS

0:25:42 > 0:25:45- OK, then.- Done!- I have been.

0:25:45 > 0:25:48- We'll take the lot. Thank you very much.- Thank you very much.

0:25:48 > 0:25:50- We got there in the end. - We did. We did.

0:25:50 > 0:25:52Haggler Healy strikes again.

0:25:52 > 0:25:57£40 for the inkwell and £18.75 each for the wading stick

0:25:57 > 0:25:58and the fishing rod.

0:25:58 > 0:26:03That makes Tim's total spend £107.50. Cor!

0:26:03 > 0:26:06After all that wheeler-dealering, it must be time for some shuteye,

0:26:06 > 0:26:07so nighty-night.

0:26:12 > 0:26:17A new day has dawned, but has Clive finally mastered the left-hand drive?

0:26:17 > 0:26:19- CLUTCH GRINDS TIM:- Ooh.

0:26:19 > 0:26:21Ooh-ooh-ooh!

0:26:21 > 0:26:23Apparently not.

0:26:23 > 0:26:26- Your own chauffeur in a classic car. - Classic car.

0:26:26 > 0:26:29- Only a few inches from the end of your life.- Terrified.

0:26:31 > 0:26:32I'm really looking forward to today.

0:26:32 > 0:26:35I'm assuming that you are feeling very confident after your buying.

0:26:35 > 0:26:38- Well, I am, actually.- Yeah. You've got that look.

0:26:38 > 0:26:40- I am, actually. Yeah. - Just on the edge of overconfidence.

0:26:40 > 0:26:42Well, we'll have to wait and see, won't we?

0:26:42 > 0:26:44I'm in good hands with David, though.

0:26:44 > 0:26:46- He's really, really good.- Yeah.

0:26:47 > 0:26:48Well, so is Margie.

0:26:48 > 0:26:52Gosh, they're even competitive over whose expert is best.

0:26:52 > 0:26:53Speaking of which...

0:26:53 > 0:26:56- How's Tim? - Oh, he's lovely. He really is.

0:26:56 > 0:26:58He's lovely, and he's pretty good.

0:26:58 > 0:27:02- He's got this tough north, you know, Geordie bit.- Yeah, yeah.- He goes...

0:27:02 > 0:27:05- IMITATES TIM:- Well, no, I was thinking £77.50.

0:27:05 > 0:27:09- You know, if it's 80 quid.- Sorry... - We've got two deals at £77.50.

0:27:11 > 0:27:15Clive is loving it, and Clive is lovely. Incredibly clever.

0:27:15 > 0:27:17And has a great sophistication.

0:27:17 > 0:27:20That comes out when he's looking at objects.

0:27:20 > 0:27:23Aw, a budding bromance.

0:27:23 > 0:27:25Yesterday, Clive was a winning student

0:27:25 > 0:27:27and bought two items he loved -

0:27:27 > 0:27:31an Edwardian double drop-arm sofa and a 1950s picnic box.

0:27:31 > 0:27:34- It reminds me of my childhood. - Does it?

0:27:34 > 0:27:36They spent £105.

0:27:36 > 0:27:40Tim unveiled more of a love of haggling than antiques...

0:27:41 > 0:27:43Anything you see in Benidorm you say, "How much is that?"

0:27:43 > 0:27:45It's half price.

0:27:45 > 0:27:48..and picked up six items for £201 -

0:27:48 > 0:27:52a mahogany printing box and miniature coronation throne,

0:27:52 > 0:27:55two silver brooches, a bird in a bath...

0:27:55 > 0:27:5730 quid for a lump of rock.

0:27:57 > 0:28:00..and finally, a Victorian hoof inkwell

0:28:00 > 0:28:02and fishing rod with wading stick.

0:28:04 > 0:28:07I hear a Mustang. That is a Mustang. Oh, look at that.

0:28:07 > 0:28:10- Oh, look at these two. - Looking cool.- Hey, very cool.

0:28:10 > 0:28:13- Good morning!- Good morning, Clive. - What a day.- Gorgeous, isn't it?

0:28:13 > 0:28:16- There's no better, isn't it? - Beautiful day. Mwah!

0:28:16 > 0:28:18- Nice to see you.- You are with me. - I'm with you.- Yep.

0:28:18 > 0:28:21Our couples are heading north this morning to Scotland's capital,

0:28:21 > 0:28:23the beautiful city of Edinburgh.

0:28:23 > 0:28:24Go, David, go!

0:28:26 > 0:28:30Clive and David are travelling to the suburb of Newington.

0:28:30 > 0:28:32I'm really looking forward to today.

0:28:32 > 0:28:34- But Haggler Healy has... - DAVE LAUGHS

0:28:34 > 0:28:37I've heard about Haggler Healy. He works in 50p.

0:28:37 > 0:28:39THEY LAUGH

0:28:39 > 0:28:41Hackler Healy inevitably has kind of spooked me.

0:28:41 > 0:28:43You're not the only one, Clive.

0:28:44 > 0:28:48You are 6'6", and you are an imposing figure,

0:28:48 > 0:28:50so that's something to celebrate.

0:28:50 > 0:28:53I think the truth is that my physicality has been

0:28:53 > 0:28:57the secret to my longevity in the same way that Tim's is being

0:28:57 > 0:28:59a small, pugnacious-looking animal.

0:28:59 > 0:29:01Yeah.

0:29:01 > 0:29:03Don't let Tim hear you say that.

0:29:03 > 0:29:06Clive and David are visiting Anteaques,

0:29:06 > 0:29:09a traditional teahouse, which also specialises in antiques.

0:29:09 > 0:29:13Meeting them today is notre cher ami Cedric.

0:29:13 > 0:29:17- This is a very posh tea room. - Oh, good morning.- Good morning.

0:29:17 > 0:29:20Clive's still got just under £300 left to spend.

0:29:20 > 0:29:22Any tactics today, boys?

0:29:23 > 0:29:24Now, we are going into an auction,

0:29:24 > 0:29:27so we want to be taking something that...

0:29:27 > 0:29:28That people want to buy.

0:29:28 > 0:29:30What a good idea(!)

0:29:30 > 0:29:32..and that maybe they haven't seen,

0:29:32 > 0:29:36so we need to be finding the extraordinarily different.

0:29:36 > 0:29:38You're doing very well as my big brother.

0:29:38 > 0:29:41I'm not sure 'big' is the correct word.

0:29:41 > 0:29:46- WHISPERS:- I don't want to lose.- No. - Do I?- No!- No.- No, you don't. No.

0:29:46 > 0:29:48I mustn't show it. I don't want to lose.

0:29:48 > 0:29:51Don't tell anybody, but I don't want to lose either. Right? OK?

0:29:51 > 0:29:53I won't tell a soul.

0:29:53 > 0:29:57Not that anyone has been particularly quiet about wanting to win.

0:29:57 > 0:29:59I spotted something that I quite like.

0:29:59 > 0:30:02- Are they aesthetically pleasing? - They are.

0:30:02 > 0:30:04I'll have to try. I'm going to quiz you here.

0:30:04 > 0:30:06What do you think they might be?

0:30:07 > 0:30:10- Does it hold something down? - It's a rest.

0:30:10 > 0:30:14- For...- Cutlery.- You're kidding.- No, it's a knife rest.- Seriously?- Yeah.

0:30:14 > 0:30:16- We've got a full set there. - Full set there.

0:30:16 > 0:30:19But I can just see the name on the box, which is very exciting.

0:30:19 > 0:30:25- Daum.- Ah.- French glass makers. Incredibly up-market. Very posh.

0:30:25 > 0:30:29It's quite rare to find this object in its original packaging,

0:30:29 > 0:30:31and that will add to the value significantly.

0:30:31 > 0:30:34- I'm getting ridiculously excited about this.- Time to call on Cedric.

0:30:34 > 0:30:38We are very interested in these. I think they are very, very lovely.

0:30:38 > 0:30:41- You have good taste.- What kind of price are you talking for this?

0:30:41 > 0:30:45The best price I could do for you on the set of 12, it's complete

0:30:45 > 0:30:48and they are all in perfect condition...

0:30:48 > 0:30:51- That's a big build-up, by the way. - ..is £90.

0:30:51 > 0:30:53Sacrebleu!

0:30:53 > 0:30:57- I was thinking 60. - You were thinking 60?- I was.

0:30:58 > 0:31:03- Hm. Right, OK.- OK, thank you very much.- That's it. You've done it.

0:31:03 > 0:31:06Clive, I think that was beautifully done.

0:31:06 > 0:31:09I would have given you 80, but I'm sorry about him. Honestly.

0:31:09 > 0:31:13- He's awful. I can't take him anywhere.- You complete ratbag!

0:31:13 > 0:31:19For £60, Clive is now the proud owner of 12 Daum crystal knife holders

0:31:19 > 0:31:21in their original box.

0:31:21 > 0:31:24There's still plenty more to uncover, cher Cedric.

0:31:24 > 0:31:27I've spotted this box here.

0:31:27 > 0:31:29Most people watching this will be screaming,

0:31:29 > 0:31:32"Well, that's just a boring old plain black box."

0:31:32 > 0:31:37- But to me, actually, I find that incredibly exciting.- Because?

0:31:37 > 0:31:40Because it is a late-19th-century piano box,

0:31:40 > 0:31:42there's no doubt about it.

0:31:42 > 0:31:45Very Sherlock Holmes, you know, from that kind of period.

0:31:45 > 0:31:49But the most exciting thing for me is the fact that that material,

0:31:49 > 0:31:53without any shadow of a doubt, is original.

0:31:53 > 0:31:55If you bend down and have a feel of that and look at that,

0:31:55 > 0:31:58it's a fake leather, something called Rexine that was

0:31:58 > 0:32:00invented during the 19th century.

0:32:00 > 0:32:03And most pieces of furniture that were made in Rexine

0:32:03 > 0:32:06have been reupholstered several times.

0:32:06 > 0:32:09It also has a maker's mark from Morrison & Co of Edinburgh,

0:32:09 > 0:32:11who were a very high-end cabinet-making company

0:32:11 > 0:32:13in the 19th century.

0:32:13 > 0:32:16As a historic thing, it's...it's

0:32:16 > 0:32:18of museum quality because

0:32:18 > 0:32:20it's in its original material.

0:32:20 > 0:32:22But you know what? Ruthlessly, it has to be cheap.

0:32:22 > 0:32:24Got to be 20, 30 quid.

0:32:24 > 0:32:25Cedric!

0:32:25 > 0:32:28- You found something else?- We have.

0:32:28 > 0:32:29I told you you've got good taste.

0:32:29 > 0:32:31Do you like it?

0:32:31 > 0:32:33- Oh, yeah, I love it.- Do you? - It actually used to be mine.

0:32:33 > 0:32:35- Is it cheap?- It's affordable.

0:32:35 > 0:32:37Ah.

0:32:37 > 0:32:40- OK.- How affordable? - How affordable?

0:32:40 > 0:32:42I could do £100 for you.

0:32:42 > 0:32:44What do you think, Clive? Over to you.

0:32:46 > 0:32:48- 40.- Oh, he's gone up!- 40?!

0:32:48 > 0:32:49He's gone up!

0:32:50 > 0:32:54- 40?!- I know it's ridiculous... - Up from what?- Ridiculous!

0:32:54 > 0:32:57Well, at least Cedric is still laughing.

0:32:57 > 0:33:01- I said 20, he goes 40.- 20!

0:33:01 > 0:33:02- LAUGHING:- No chance.

0:33:04 > 0:33:06Is that what you say in Leith then? Nae chance.

0:33:06 > 0:33:09That's right, very good! Nae chance.

0:33:09 > 0:33:11We like you, Cedric.

0:33:11 > 0:33:13Cedric, can I ask?

0:33:13 > 0:33:15There's bits and pieces of old silver-plate and stuff,

0:33:15 > 0:33:17is the box complete?

0:33:17 > 0:33:19- Do we get everything that's in it? - It's getting worse and worse.

0:33:19 > 0:33:22CEDRIC LAUGHS

0:33:22 > 0:33:25- And everything else around it? - THEY LAUGH

0:33:25 > 0:33:27CEDRIC SIGHS

0:33:27 > 0:33:29Can you not make it 50?

0:33:29 > 0:33:32I'd like to do a deal at 50.

0:33:32 > 0:33:33It's yours.

0:33:33 > 0:33:35Clive, beautifully done.

0:33:36 > 0:33:38You are so tall!

0:33:38 > 0:33:39That's been noted.

0:33:39 > 0:33:42Clive, good bit of negotiating.

0:33:42 > 0:33:44Yep, he's certainly getting better.

0:33:44 > 0:33:48For £110, Clive now has two more items under his belt

0:33:48 > 0:33:51and a cuddle from an incredibly charming Frenchman.

0:33:51 > 0:33:54- Thanks very much.- Pleasure doing business with you.- Likewise.

0:33:54 > 0:33:55Glad to see you again, Cedric.

0:33:55 > 0:33:57MUSIC: Johnny B Goode by Chuck Berry

0:33:57 > 0:34:01Tim and Margie are back on the road, chatting about Tim's time

0:34:01 > 0:34:04as part of the Parachute Regiment in the Territorial Army.

0:34:05 > 0:34:06What made you want to do that?

0:34:06 > 0:34:09I was working as an apprentice welder,

0:34:09 > 0:34:10and I hated every minute of it.

0:34:10 > 0:34:13And I got so bored that I joined the TA.

0:34:13 > 0:34:17And it gave me the confidence to throw the gear down at work one day.

0:34:17 > 0:34:18- And I just walked out....- Oh!

0:34:18 > 0:34:21I walked out and I went to Durham Technical College

0:34:21 > 0:34:22and said, "I'm going to be an actor."

0:34:22 > 0:34:25And of course, in those days, everybody thought you were mad.

0:34:25 > 0:34:27There weren't any working-class actors.

0:34:27 > 0:34:29Right. God, that is brilliant.

0:34:29 > 0:34:32And the rest, as they say, is history.

0:34:32 > 0:34:36Tim and Margie are also en route to Edinburgh

0:34:36 > 0:34:38and the area of Craiglockhart.

0:34:38 > 0:34:42This was once home to the Craiglockhart War Hospital,

0:34:42 > 0:34:45which during the First World War, pioneered the treatment

0:34:45 > 0:34:50of shell shock, an undiagnosed mental illness similar to PTSD.

0:34:52 > 0:34:53Given his military training,

0:34:53 > 0:34:57this should be of particular interest to Tim.

0:34:57 > 0:35:00- It's nice to see you.- Nice to see you.- I'm Catherine Walker.- I'm Tim.

0:35:00 > 0:35:02- Hi.- Hi, Margie Cooper. - Hi. Good morning.

0:35:02 > 0:35:04- What a wonderful building! - It's beautiful.

0:35:04 > 0:35:09Craiglockhart was built in 1880 and was originally a hydropathic,

0:35:09 > 0:35:10a sort of spa hotel.

0:35:10 > 0:35:14It was taken over by the War Office as a hospital for shell-shocked

0:35:14 > 0:35:16officers in 1916.

0:35:16 > 0:35:18Shell shock, as it was commonly known,

0:35:18 > 0:35:20was a term that the military didn't really like,

0:35:20 > 0:35:23so in their admissions book, it is always neurasthenia,

0:35:23 > 0:35:28which is like a kind of a war...a war exhaustion, a war neurosis.

0:35:28 > 0:35:32Bombs, tanks and machine guns changed the machinery of war

0:35:32 > 0:35:37and the injuries they inflicted, not just physically but also mentally.

0:35:37 > 0:35:41Shell shock had never been formally treated or even recognised

0:35:41 > 0:35:43before the First World War.

0:35:43 > 0:35:48So what were actually all the symptoms of shell shock,

0:35:48 > 0:35:49as it was called then?

0:35:49 > 0:35:54The symptoms were quite unique in some cases.

0:35:54 > 0:35:58There's walking against an imaginary wind, mutism,

0:35:58 > 0:36:00where people just wouldn't speak,

0:36:00 > 0:36:04paralysis sometimes of legs or arms.

0:36:04 > 0:36:07Sometimes there was stammering,

0:36:07 > 0:36:10bad dreams, hallucinations, migraines...

0:36:10 > 0:36:12- So there was quite a variety of symptoms.- Oh, dear.

0:36:12 > 0:36:16Another fact of shell shock were nightmares and insomnia.

0:36:16 > 0:36:19At night, the men would pace the hallways, smoking.

0:36:19 > 0:36:22These were found up a chimney.

0:36:22 > 0:36:25So for example, there's the cigarette packet which dates

0:36:25 > 0:36:27back to the time of the war hospital.

0:36:27 > 0:36:31It's very typical of the men's reactions at night.

0:36:31 > 0:36:33Smoking was actually banned in the building, even then.

0:36:33 > 0:36:36The number of the people leaving the front with symptoms of shell

0:36:36 > 0:36:40shock increased, but it was still not classified as a serious illness.

0:36:40 > 0:36:44The military were anxious to ensure that they were returned to

0:36:44 > 0:36:46combat as soon as possible.

0:36:46 > 0:36:49As a result, hospitals like Craiglockhart were created.

0:36:49 > 0:36:53What treatments were they doing to these guys to get them

0:36:53 > 0:36:54back on the front line?

0:36:54 > 0:36:58Well, at Craiglockhart, there were two distinctly different treatments.

0:36:58 > 0:37:03One was by Dr Brock. And his treatment was called ergo therapy.

0:37:03 > 0:37:06And what he wanted to do was reconnect the officers

0:37:06 > 0:37:09to things they would've been familiar with and comfortable with.

0:37:09 > 0:37:13So he would send you out, perhaps, to the town and you could

0:37:13 > 0:37:19teach at a school or help in an engineering work or help on a farm.

0:37:19 > 0:37:21The other practice, used by Dr Rivers,

0:37:21 > 0:37:25specialised more in psychoanalysis and dream therapies.

0:37:25 > 0:37:29I suppose this was a very new thing at the time.

0:37:29 > 0:37:33Because it sounds almost like a treatment that we would advise

0:37:33 > 0:37:35nowadays, this far ahead.

0:37:35 > 0:37:41So it must've been the very start of that then.

0:37:41 > 0:37:43Yes, I suppose it must have been.

0:37:43 > 0:37:47Another thing Dr Brock encouraged was creative writing.

0:37:47 > 0:37:50A magazine was founded here, allowing patients a creative,

0:37:50 > 0:37:52cathartic outlet.

0:37:52 > 0:37:55So, it was quite a professional publication, wasn't it?

0:37:55 > 0:37:57- Yes, it was.- Was it done in-house?

0:37:57 > 0:37:58It was published by Pillans and Wilson,

0:37:58 > 0:38:00who are based in Edinburgh.

0:38:00 > 0:38:02Yeah, it was put together very professionally.

0:38:02 > 0:38:05The magazine's success was greatly aided by the presence

0:38:05 > 0:38:07of two very famous writers.

0:38:07 > 0:38:11Wilfred Owen, the great poet, edited six copies of the Hydra.

0:38:11 > 0:38:14- He was here?- And Siegfried Sassoon was here at the same time.

0:38:14 > 0:38:17- Really? They made friends here.- Yes.

0:38:17 > 0:38:21Decorated war hero Sassoon ended up at Craiglockhart after

0:38:21 > 0:38:24he wrote his statement against the war.

0:38:24 > 0:38:25It was read out in Parliament.

0:38:25 > 0:38:27To avoid being court-martialled,

0:38:27 > 0:38:30his friend convinced the review board that Sassoon had shell shock.

0:38:30 > 0:38:34"I am a soldier convinced that I am acting on behalf of soldiers.

0:38:34 > 0:38:36"I believe that this war,

0:38:36 > 0:38:38"upon which I entered as a war of defence

0:38:38 > 0:38:42"and liberation, has now become a war of aggression and conquest.

0:38:42 > 0:38:45"I believe..." This is a bit upsetting to read.

0:38:45 > 0:38:49Owen was admitted, as he was traumatised from fierce fighting

0:38:49 > 0:38:53and had been trapped for days next to the dead body of a fellow officer.

0:38:53 > 0:38:57It was really important for these men to talk about what they'd seen

0:38:57 > 0:38:59and to communicate their feelings through their poetry.

0:38:59 > 0:39:02Here's a modern edition of Wilfred Owen's poetry,

0:39:02 > 0:39:07which includes Dulce Et Decorum Est, one of the very famous poems

0:39:07 > 0:39:09- written by him while he was actually at Craiglockhart.- Yeah.

0:39:11 > 0:39:12Let's have a read of it.

0:39:12 > 0:39:13Hm.

0:39:13 > 0:39:17My friend, you would not tell with such high zest

0:39:17 > 0:39:22To children ardent for some desperate glory

0:39:22 > 0:39:24The old lie

0:39:24 > 0:39:28Dolce et decorum est pro patria mori.

0:39:29 > 0:39:31Which means?

0:39:31 > 0:39:33It is sweet and meet to die for one's country.

0:39:33 > 0:39:36It is sweet and meet to die for one's country.

0:39:38 > 0:39:40That says it all, doesn't it?

0:39:40 > 0:39:43Wilfred Owen was sent back to the trenches.

0:39:43 > 0:39:46He died one week before the end of the war.

0:39:46 > 0:39:49Sassoon survived his return to fighting

0:39:49 > 0:39:51and lived to a grand old age of 81.

0:39:51 > 0:39:55Shell shock and the innovative treatments received here,

0:39:55 > 0:39:57at Craiglockhart, were influential

0:39:57 > 0:40:01in changing how mental illness was viewed and helped lay

0:40:01 > 0:40:06the foundations for a more humane treatment of the mentally ill.

0:40:06 > 0:40:09- Do you remember the old steam trains?- I do.- Do you?

0:40:09 > 0:40:10Yeah, I grew up on steam trains.

0:40:10 > 0:40:13Clive and David have made their way to South Queensferry,

0:40:13 > 0:40:16on the southern banks of the Firth of Forth.

0:40:16 > 0:40:19The Forth railway bridge, an iconic Scottish landmark,

0:40:19 > 0:40:22was built between 1883 and 1890.

0:40:22 > 0:40:26It has recently been named a UNESCO World Heritage Site.

0:40:26 > 0:40:29Clive and David are visiting Sea Kist Antiques

0:40:29 > 0:40:31and meeting owner Jenny.

0:40:31 > 0:40:33- Hello.- Hi there.- Hi there. - I'm Clive, nice to meet you.

0:40:33 > 0:40:38Clive's still got £185 left to spend, but where to first?

0:40:38 > 0:40:40- Shall we go rummaging then?- Yeah.

0:40:40 > 0:40:42I'll go rummaging there, you go rummaging there.

0:40:42 > 0:40:44You are sending me packing, are you?

0:40:44 > 0:40:46All right, we'll rummage together.

0:40:46 > 0:40:48- All right, good, that's more like it.- Shall I go first?

0:40:48 > 0:40:52- Do you want to go first? - No, you go first.- I'll go first.

0:40:52 > 0:40:54They're like a comedy double act, these two.

0:40:56 > 0:40:58We are not really on a nautical theme, are we?

0:40:58 > 0:41:00No, we weren't thinking of being nautical.

0:41:00 > 0:41:02We could be nautical but nice.

0:41:05 > 0:41:07- I thought that was really good. - Really?

0:41:07 > 0:41:10Let's scrap that double act idea, shall we?

0:41:10 > 0:41:13Is there a market for these kind of things, like bits of boats?

0:41:13 > 0:41:16Yeah, yeah, bits of boats are good news, I've got to say.

0:41:16 > 0:41:18Architectural kind of things.

0:41:18 > 0:41:23- What about that thing there? - The propeller?- The propeller.

0:41:23 > 0:41:26I mean, feel the weight of that.

0:41:26 > 0:41:29- Oh, my God.- Isn't that fantastic?

0:41:29 > 0:41:31- It really is heavy. - It's amazing. And the shape...

0:41:31 > 0:41:34- And it's worn as well. Bits knocked off it.- Yeah.

0:41:34 > 0:41:35It is a functioning thing.

0:41:35 > 0:41:38Look at the way it is constructed, that is not a mass-produced thing.

0:41:38 > 0:41:40Look, it's so... It's almost raw, isn't it?

0:41:40 > 0:41:42Ticket price is £55.

0:41:42 > 0:41:44At an auction in Edinburgh's port,

0:41:44 > 0:41:47a nautical-themed item could be a good bet.

0:41:47 > 0:41:49I think that's bronze.

0:41:49 > 0:41:51It rings like a bell, doesn't it?

0:41:52 > 0:41:55He is getting excited here, Jenny, I can sense it.

0:41:55 > 0:41:58This is a worrying situation. This is very worrying.

0:41:58 > 0:41:59No, it's good.

0:41:59 > 0:42:01Clive's been drawn in hook, line and sinker.

0:42:01 > 0:42:04But is Jenny willing to do a deal?

0:42:04 > 0:42:06Let's be honest, that was chucked away.

0:42:06 > 0:42:11So it's value...is tricky.

0:42:11 > 0:42:14I could let that go for 30.

0:42:14 > 0:42:16I think that will give you a chance.

0:42:16 > 0:42:21- Probably scrap value.- What would that go as an estimate at auction?

0:42:21 > 0:42:23I think...20 to 30?

0:42:23 > 0:42:25Possibly, possibly. Yeah.

0:42:25 > 0:42:29I think at 20 quid-ish would be good.

0:42:30 > 0:42:34And there's a possibility of a profit. But what do you feel?

0:42:35 > 0:42:3720-ish?

0:42:37 > 0:42:41- Only 20-ish... - Ish is sounding good, yeah.

0:42:41 > 0:42:43- 25?- That's a deal.

0:42:43 > 0:42:47As always, Clive is quick to accept a deal.

0:42:48 > 0:42:50Lovely, thank you very much.

0:42:50 > 0:42:54Now, Tim would've asked to have the boat thrown in for free too. Ha!

0:42:54 > 0:42:55Speaking of the devil...

0:42:55 > 0:42:59Tim and Margie are still in Edinburgh, and in Newington.

0:42:59 > 0:43:02They're visiting Courtyard Antiques, a real treasure trove.

0:43:02 > 0:43:05- Good, isn't it?- Wow!

0:43:05 > 0:43:07- A typical antiques shop. - Look at the stuff in here.

0:43:07 > 0:43:10- That is the size of a real one, isn't it?- Yeah.

0:43:10 > 0:43:12Tim's got £199 left to spend.

0:43:14 > 0:43:19- Trying to win. Trying to beat that David and Clive team.- Ha-ha.

0:43:19 > 0:43:23Does Lewis have anything to add to their previous purchases?

0:43:25 > 0:43:26What is that?

0:43:26 > 0:43:28You could use that for tying flies.

0:43:28 > 0:43:30You would hold them in these, um...

0:43:32 > 0:43:35- ..grips here and then wrap them through.- Tie your fly.

0:43:35 > 0:43:37Oh, gosh!

0:43:37 > 0:43:41So, what would that...cost?

0:43:41 > 0:43:43Normally, I would ask £25 for that.

0:43:43 > 0:43:46- But you could have it for ten. - That is a thought.

0:43:46 > 0:43:48That could go with our wading stick.

0:43:48 > 0:43:51It certainly is a possibility. But there is more to scout.

0:43:52 > 0:43:55- I'd like to go upstairs, if possible.- Yeah.

0:43:55 > 0:43:57OK. You seem at home around here.

0:43:57 > 0:44:00Hey, steady.

0:44:00 > 0:44:01- Tim.- Yeah.

0:44:01 > 0:44:03Feast your eyes.

0:44:05 > 0:44:07- Blimey! - It's a good in here, isn't it?

0:44:07 > 0:44:10- Huge, innit?- Really good in here.

0:44:10 > 0:44:13With such a variety, perhaps a guiding hand is needed here.

0:44:14 > 0:44:18- I know what we can look at - fishing scales.- Fishing scales?

0:44:18 > 0:44:20- For weighing your catch. - Oh, yeah.- They are nice.

0:44:20 > 0:44:24Well, how much is a little trifle like that?

0:44:24 > 0:44:27- Um...- Lewis?- 15.- 15 quid?

0:44:27 > 0:44:29Here we go.

0:44:29 > 0:44:33If you could do that and the magnifying glass for 15 quid...

0:44:33 > 0:44:36- Have we got you with that? - I thought you were going to say 20.

0:44:36 > 0:44:40- No, I wouldn't.- That would have actually made sense.- No.

0:44:41 > 0:44:43- I'm keeping out of this.- 17?

0:44:43 > 0:44:46- I'm keeping shtum. This is your deal.- 17, and you got a deal.

0:44:46 > 0:44:49Look out, Lewis, he is moving in for a handshake.

0:44:49 > 0:44:51OK. Good man.

0:44:51 > 0:44:52- Thank you.- Thank you very much.

0:44:52 > 0:44:56- He doesn't mess about, does he? - No, a man of few words.

0:44:56 > 0:44:59- I think that's...- Thanks, Lewis. - We've got a lot to win now.

0:44:59 > 0:45:01And then some.

0:45:01 > 0:45:04Tim adds this to his lot of fishing rod and wading stick.

0:45:04 > 0:45:06And with that, their shopping is complete.

0:45:06 > 0:45:10Time to catch up with the other team and reveal all their wares.

0:45:10 > 0:45:12DAVID: Well, how are you two feeling?

0:45:12 > 0:45:14- Very good, very good. - Quite happy?- A little nervous.

0:45:14 > 0:45:16What are you nervous about?

0:45:16 > 0:45:18Haggler Healy is what I'm nervous about.

0:45:18 > 0:45:20'No need to be nervous, Clive.'

0:45:21 > 0:45:24- There's quite a lot to reveal. - Oh, my gosh!

0:45:24 > 0:45:25- There we go.- Are those knife rests?

0:45:25 > 0:45:28- Yes.- Well spotted. - Oh, dear, I could never sell those.

0:45:28 > 0:45:30What do you mean you could never sell those?

0:45:30 > 0:45:32I've always had trouble selling those.

0:45:32 > 0:45:34Because you're rubbish at selling things?

0:45:34 > 0:45:35Is this Tupperware?

0:45:35 > 0:45:39- Yes. Then we've got a propeller. - And is this part of the hotel or...?

0:45:39 > 0:45:42THEY LAUGH

0:45:43 > 0:45:46And then we have a late-19th-century...

0:45:46 > 0:45:49- Effectively, it is a duet stool. A piano stool.- Two bottoms?

0:45:49 > 0:45:51Well, we don't all have huge bottoms.

0:45:51 > 0:45:53THEY LAUGH

0:45:53 > 0:45:56It is a very good maker, and it is in its original fabric.

0:45:56 > 0:45:58- It's a good maker?- Yes. - Oh, right.

0:45:58 > 0:46:00'But what about Tim and Margie's buys?'

0:46:00 > 0:46:02One, two, three...

0:46:04 > 0:46:07- My gosh, that's a heavy birdbath! - It is, isn't it?- Is it...

0:46:07 > 0:46:11- is it stone or...?- Yeah, it is, and it is from an estate.

0:46:11 > 0:46:13- You've left price tag on.- Uh, no.

0:46:13 > 0:46:14No, no. That's a little...

0:46:14 > 0:46:16- Bird dropping?!- Bird poop.

0:46:16 > 0:46:17- LAUGHING:- It's off of him!

0:46:19 > 0:46:23- Right, we did a little fishing... We did a parcel.- Yeah, OK.

0:46:23 > 0:46:26- Right, and that is for tying your flies.- That is for tying your flies.

0:46:26 > 0:46:27- Yeah...- If you're blind.

0:46:27 > 0:46:30THEY LAUGH

0:46:30 > 0:46:34- This is rather nice.- Yes, this is good. For a horse's foot. Hoof.

0:46:34 > 0:46:37- 1891, Edinburgh.- Is it plate? - No, it's not.

0:46:37 > 0:46:39- Silver?! - Solid silver, Edinburgh silver.

0:46:39 > 0:46:42- 1891.- What did you pay for that?

0:46:42 > 0:46:45- £40.- Well, that is going to double its money.

0:46:45 > 0:46:48- We've got a lovely pair of plaid. - Are they plated?- No!

0:46:48 > 0:46:50- They're silver?!- Solid silver.

0:46:50 > 0:46:53- What's all this about?- Yeah, yeah. See, are you nervous now?

0:46:53 > 0:46:55- I'm really nervous now!- I'm nervous!

0:46:55 > 0:46:58That is a rather nice box which held some kind of printing

0:46:58 > 0:47:01- equipment.- The Queen's chair. - The Queen's chair?

0:47:01 > 0:47:03- No, this is the Coronation Chair. - Coronation Chair.

0:47:03 > 0:47:05It's a six...a sixpenny bank.

0:47:05 > 0:47:07'All very cordial so far.'

0:47:07 > 0:47:08All right, good luck.

0:47:08 > 0:47:11- We'll see you at the auction. - And you.- See you there.

0:47:11 > 0:47:14'But what did they really think of each other's purchases?'

0:47:14 > 0:47:18There are two very different sets of things to be sold.

0:47:18 > 0:47:20I think it is even-stevens. I was impressed with their stuff.

0:47:20 > 0:47:22I've got to say, I was as well.

0:47:22 > 0:47:27- I reckon...- We've got...- ..we could have the edge.- Oh, that's fantastic!

0:47:27 > 0:47:28- Don't you think?- I think so.

0:47:28 > 0:47:32- Would you swap any of ours for any of theirs?- No.- Brilliant.

0:47:32 > 0:47:35- No. No, I'm not going there. - Brilliant.

0:47:35 > 0:47:37- Me neither. So we are still confident.- I am.

0:47:37 > 0:47:40- I feel quite confident.- Good.- And I really enjoyed it.- Good. So have I.

0:47:40 > 0:47:43- And I'll see you at the auction. - I'll see you at the auction,

0:47:43 > 0:47:45- darling.- Bye, sweetheart.- See you.

0:47:47 > 0:47:49So, it is off to auction in Leith,

0:47:49 > 0:47:53an area famously home to the five-star Royal Yacht Britannia.

0:47:53 > 0:47:56And today, the boys are having a shot in the Jensen.

0:47:59 > 0:48:01How are you feeling about this?

0:48:01 > 0:48:03Really, I am really excited about it. Are you?

0:48:03 > 0:48:06- I am quite nervous, to be honest.- Yeah.

0:48:06 > 0:48:08I'm really pleased with what we bought,

0:48:08 > 0:48:09but I've really no idea.

0:48:09 > 0:48:13- I am a bit worried about me...the rock.- The rock?

0:48:13 > 0:48:16- It's just a piece of rock. - HE LAUGHS

0:48:16 > 0:48:18- With a bird stuck on the top. - With a bird stuck...

0:48:18 > 0:48:21The bird's going to be... Somebody's going to buy it because

0:48:21 > 0:48:23- of the bird.- What about your settee?

0:48:23 > 0:48:24- Oh, I love that.- Do you?

0:48:24 > 0:48:27I have no idea whether it will sell, but it's really intriguing

0:48:27 > 0:48:29the idea that the things come down.

0:48:29 > 0:48:31It is going to be quite interesting.

0:48:31 > 0:48:35I think probably in the heat of it, all happening, it could get...

0:48:35 > 0:48:38- it could get a little bit... What's the word?- Get nasty.- Nasty!

0:48:38 > 0:48:40'I guess we'll soon find out.'

0:48:40 > 0:48:43You're looking remarkably chipper and confident.

0:48:43 > 0:48:46- No, I think we're going to have a good day.- I do as well, actually.

0:48:46 > 0:48:47I think I might win.

0:48:47 > 0:48:50'Perhaps not nasty - ha - but definitely smug.'

0:48:50 > 0:48:51Oh, here we are.

0:48:51 > 0:48:52- Good morning, all.- Hello, darling.

0:48:52 > 0:48:55David, how are you? Good to see you.

0:48:55 > 0:48:57THEY GREET

0:48:58 > 0:49:01- Margie, David's got your slacks on. - SHE LAUGHS

0:49:03 > 0:49:05- Very nice.- He loves his coloured slacks.- Very nice.

0:49:05 > 0:49:07They are blue, aren't they?

0:49:07 > 0:49:10'Today, at Ramsay Cornish Auctioneers and Valuers,'

0:49:10 > 0:49:14our celebs' antiques are for sale online, on the phone and in the room.

0:49:14 > 0:49:18Wielding the gavel, or rather Biro, today is Martin Cornish.

0:49:18 > 0:49:22The one item I am not so keen on is the Brexton picnic case.

0:49:22 > 0:49:24We don't get much good weather in Scotland,

0:49:24 > 0:49:26so it is something that is not so popular.

0:49:26 > 0:49:30I think the two items that are probably going to hit

0:49:30 > 0:49:33high prices are the two plaid brooches.

0:49:33 > 0:49:34They are in beautiful condition.

0:49:34 > 0:49:35I think, in Scotland,

0:49:35 > 0:49:38they are something that will sell really well.

0:49:38 > 0:49:42Wheeler dealer Tim and Margie went on a haggling frenzy,

0:49:42 > 0:49:43picking up five lots.

0:49:43 > 0:49:47They spent a total of £218.

0:49:48 > 0:49:51Clive and his new best bud

0:49:51 > 0:49:53spent £240.

0:49:53 > 0:49:56Clive was eager to learn and bought just five items,

0:49:56 > 0:49:58all of which he loved.

0:50:01 > 0:50:04'Speaking of which, first up, it's his propeller.'

0:50:04 > 0:50:06It looks like a piece of artwork.

0:50:06 > 0:50:07'It does,'

0:50:07 > 0:50:09yeah.

0:50:09 > 0:50:10It would look very nice in a garden!

0:50:10 > 0:50:13HE LAUGHS

0:50:13 > 0:50:1550 to start it, quickly.

0:50:15 > 0:50:1650 I'm bid.

0:50:16 > 0:50:1955. 60. Five.

0:50:19 > 0:50:2270. Five. 80. Five.

0:50:22 > 0:50:2390. Five.

0:50:23 > 0:50:25- SHE GASPS - '100. Your bid in the back."

0:50:25 > 0:50:27- Come on. Come on. - That is a bad start for us.

0:50:28 > 0:50:31At 100. Last call at 100...

0:50:33 > 0:50:35- Very good.- That's a blow.

0:50:35 > 0:50:37- Thank you so much, Mother! - THEY LAUGH

0:50:37 > 0:50:39That's a blow.

0:50:39 > 0:50:42What an incredible start to today's auction.

0:50:44 > 0:50:48Next up is Clive's nostalgic 1950s picnic set.

0:50:48 > 0:50:51£20, I'm bid for the Brexton picnic case.

0:50:51 > 0:50:54At £20. 22. 24.

0:50:54 > 0:50:56- '24 in the back.'- Go on.

0:50:56 > 0:50:5724.

0:50:57 > 0:51:0026. At 26...

0:51:00 > 0:51:02In front at 26...

0:51:02 > 0:51:05- Oh! Done well.- It is a pound.

0:51:05 > 0:51:07- Done very well.- Are you storming out?

0:51:07 > 0:51:08Really good.

0:51:09 > 0:51:12That is a loss after auction costs.

0:51:12 > 0:51:16Let's hope Haggler Healy's as smug after his first lot -

0:51:16 > 0:51:18the mahogany box and miniature Coronation throne.

0:51:18 > 0:51:2130 for the two. 20 for them.

0:51:21 > 0:51:2220 I'm bid.

0:51:22 > 0:51:24'25. 30.

0:51:24 > 0:51:25'Five. 40.'

0:51:25 > 0:51:27Five. Go on.

0:51:27 > 0:51:2945 in the very back.

0:51:29 > 0:51:31- It's the box.- The box.

0:51:31 > 0:51:32'I have 50.'

0:51:32 > 0:51:34At £50.

0:51:34 > 0:51:36Standing at 50 in the room. At 50...

0:51:36 > 0:51:39No-one on the internet? At 50...

0:51:39 > 0:51:42Well done. Well done.

0:51:42 > 0:51:44Good start.

0:51:44 > 0:51:46'A very good start. Well done.

0:51:46 > 0:51:50'Can Tim's collection of fishing paraphernalia land another win?'

0:51:52 > 0:51:5340 for it?

0:51:53 > 0:51:55£40 I'm bid for this.

0:51:55 > 0:51:5755. 60.

0:51:57 > 0:51:59- It's going, it's going. - This is brilliant.

0:51:59 > 0:52:0165.

0:52:01 > 0:52:0370. Five.

0:52:03 > 0:52:0680. £80 on the internet.

0:52:06 > 0:52:08At £80...

0:52:08 > 0:52:09A bit more.

0:52:09 > 0:52:11- Come on!- '80. 85.'

0:52:11 > 0:52:12- Oh!- Withdraw the bid!

0:52:12 > 0:52:15At 85.

0:52:15 > 0:52:19Against you at 85... No other offers, now at 85.

0:52:19 > 0:52:22- Well done, Tim. Well done, Margie. - I thought it'd do better than that.

0:52:22 > 0:52:25No, that's good. Good profit. That's a good margin.

0:52:25 > 0:52:28'Absolutely brilliant, I'd say. Another great profit.

0:52:28 > 0:52:32'I think this is going to be a close one. Time for Clive's music box.'

0:52:34 > 0:52:3550 to start it.

0:52:35 > 0:52:3750. 50 I'm bid.

0:52:37 > 0:52:39- '£50 I'm bid for this lot.' - Come on.- '55.'

0:52:39 > 0:52:4360. Five. 70. Five. 80. Five.

0:52:43 > 0:52:4590. Five. 100.

0:52:45 > 0:52:48And ten. 120. 130. 140.

0:52:48 > 0:52:51150. 160. 170. 180.

0:52:51 > 0:52:52'180.'

0:52:52 > 0:52:53180!

0:52:53 > 0:52:56It hasn't finished yet!

0:52:56 > 0:52:59At 180, last call...

0:52:59 > 0:53:01- Done.- Wow!- Very good.

0:53:01 > 0:53:04- Well done.- That's a blow.- That is a blow, isn't it?- A blow.

0:53:04 > 0:53:06Hey, Tim is not looking too happy,

0:53:06 > 0:53:10but great news for Clive as he has more than tripled his money.

0:53:10 > 0:53:13Now it is Clive's crystal knife rests.

0:53:13 > 0:53:14Nice lot, this.

0:53:16 > 0:53:17In immaculate condition.

0:53:17 > 0:53:19- All signed.- 'All signed, yeah.'

0:53:19 > 0:53:2130 for them. To start them. 30.

0:53:21 > 0:53:24It'll add a bit of glamour to your dining table.

0:53:24 > 0:53:2630. 20 to start them.

0:53:26 > 0:53:2720 I'm bid. 25.

0:53:27 > 0:53:3035. 40. Five.

0:53:30 > 0:53:32- '45 here.'- Oh, come on!

0:53:32 > 0:53:33'At 45.'

0:53:33 > 0:53:35For the knife rests, at 45.

0:53:35 > 0:53:38Unusual lot, you sure you don't want to have another shot?

0:53:38 > 0:53:40- Go on.- 'At 45...'

0:53:40 > 0:53:42Last call. At 45. 50.

0:53:42 > 0:53:46Five. 60. Five.

0:53:46 > 0:53:47At 65.

0:53:47 > 0:53:50On the right, standing, at 65.

0:53:50 > 0:53:52- One more would be nice! - 'Nobody else.

0:53:52 > 0:53:55- 'At 65...' - Go on, you know you want them.

0:53:55 > 0:53:57At 65...

0:53:57 > 0:53:59That's profit on paper.

0:53:59 > 0:54:00- You nearly made a loss there. - No, no.

0:54:00 > 0:54:04- How much did you pay for them? - 60.- 60.

0:54:04 > 0:54:06Competition is getting rather fierce.

0:54:06 > 0:54:08So far, Tim has been rather quiet.

0:54:08 > 0:54:12But will his bargain basement silver brooches brighten him up?

0:54:14 > 0:54:16And I can start the bidding at £100.

0:54:16 > 0:54:18- There you go. You're away. - '£100.'

0:54:18 > 0:54:20110. 120. 130. 140.

0:54:20 > 0:54:22- It's going.- '150.'- You're there.

0:54:22 > 0:54:25At 150... At 150.

0:54:25 > 0:54:27They look fantastic with a kilt!

0:54:27 > 0:54:28'At 150...'

0:54:28 > 0:54:31At 150, last call.

0:54:31 > 0:54:34And I'm selling them. Duff 150.

0:54:34 > 0:54:37Very, very, very good. Well done.

0:54:37 > 0:54:41- You can relax now. Oh, you are relaxed.- I'm already relaxed!

0:54:41 > 0:54:42Very close.

0:54:42 > 0:54:44Just as Martin predicted,

0:54:44 > 0:54:48another item that's more than doubled its money.

0:54:48 > 0:54:50Tim's next item was a bit of a gamble.

0:54:50 > 0:54:53It's his Victorian hoof inkwell with silver top.

0:54:53 > 0:54:54What shall we start the bidding at?

0:54:54 > 0:54:56£80 to get it going. 80 I'm bid.

0:54:56 > 0:54:59- 80 quid straight in.- Yeah, yeah.

0:54:59 > 0:55:00'85 on the internet.'

0:55:00 > 0:55:0190 with me.

0:55:03 > 0:55:0690. 95. 100. And ten.

0:55:06 > 0:55:08120. 130.

0:55:08 > 0:55:10- '140. 150.'- Oh, somebody wants it.

0:55:10 > 0:55:13- '150.'- They're paying a lot of money for it.- 'At 150.'

0:55:13 > 0:55:14For the horn. 160.

0:55:14 > 0:55:16170. 180.

0:55:16 > 0:55:18180...

0:55:18 > 0:55:21Go on, say it. It's trotting off or something. Go on.

0:55:21 > 0:55:23At 180, last call.

0:55:23 > 0:55:24And worth it, well done. Tim.

0:55:24 > 0:55:27- Well done.- Yes!- Well done.

0:55:27 > 0:55:30- Tim has perked up with that. - Was that Tim's purchase?

0:55:30 > 0:55:33- Was that Tim's purchase? - I'm terrible.- You are getting smug.

0:55:33 > 0:55:35- Look at him now, he's come alive now.- You picked it.

0:55:35 > 0:55:38That incredible profit sure has woken Tim up...

0:55:38 > 0:55:40and pushed him into the lead.

0:55:41 > 0:55:45Will his Victorian birdbath help maintain the winning streak?

0:55:46 > 0:55:4850 to start it. 50 I'm bid.

0:55:48 > 0:55:51- Yes!- Got right in.- '55.'

0:55:51 > 0:55:53- Paid more than that for it.- 'Five.'

0:55:53 > 0:55:5470. Five.

0:55:54 > 0:55:5580. Five.

0:55:55 > 0:56:0090. Five. Nobody else? Going at 95...

0:56:00 > 0:56:0195. 100.

0:56:01 > 0:56:03- Oh!- 'At 100.'

0:56:03 > 0:56:06Last call, and I'm selling it at 100.

0:56:06 > 0:56:09- Well done. Well done.- Yes!

0:56:09 > 0:56:11Tim.

0:56:11 > 0:56:14- How are you feeling, big fella? - I'm feeling like... That was wrong.

0:56:14 > 0:56:16At every level, that was wrong.

0:56:16 > 0:56:17It shouldn't have happened.

0:56:17 > 0:56:20'Yep. The big fella's not happy at all.'

0:56:20 > 0:56:22Tim has a good lead,

0:56:22 > 0:56:26but the competition now rides on Clive's final item,

0:56:26 > 0:56:29his double drop-end settee.

0:56:29 > 0:56:31£50 I'm bid. 55.

0:56:31 > 0:56:3360. Five. 70.

0:56:33 > 0:56:36At £70. For the sofa.

0:56:36 > 0:56:38- No!- 'A little bit more, anyone? At £70.'

0:56:38 > 0:56:39- No!- 'At 70.'

0:56:39 > 0:56:41- It can't be!- A bit more.

0:56:41 > 0:56:45Last call at £70. Nobody else? At 70...

0:56:45 > 0:56:47- Of all the things, of all the things. - That's a shame.

0:56:47 > 0:56:51- Yes!- I'm so sorry.

0:56:51 > 0:56:53- Are you?- I feel disappointed for you.

0:56:53 > 0:56:55- Four-nil.- Four-nil?

0:56:55 > 0:56:57No, one-nil.

0:56:57 > 0:57:00Gosh, what a shame. Clive loved that sofa.

0:57:00 > 0:57:03But who has come out on top?

0:57:03 > 0:57:04- Cheers.- Very well done. - Well done, guys.

0:57:04 > 0:57:07- I am so pleased for you(!) - Well done.

0:57:07 > 0:57:09- It was really good.- It was dreadful.

0:57:09 > 0:57:14It has been a competitive Road Trip with both teams starting with £400.

0:57:14 > 0:57:18Clive and David made an impressive profit of £121.62,

0:57:18 > 0:57:21leaving, after auction costs are deducted,

0:57:21 > 0:57:25with £521.62.

0:57:26 > 0:57:28Tim and Margie, however, emerged victorious,

0:57:28 > 0:57:33with £245.30 profit - ha -

0:57:33 > 0:57:34leaving them, after costs,

0:57:34 > 0:57:38with a whopping £645.30.

0:57:38 > 0:57:40- HE LAUGHS - Yes!

0:57:40 > 0:57:43Well done, chaps. All profits go, of course, to Children in Need.

0:57:43 > 0:57:46That's phenomenal. That really is phenomenal.

0:57:46 > 0:57:48I've no idea, but you're brilliant. You are brilliant.

0:57:48 > 0:57:51- THEY LAUGH - Can I get a kiss too if I bend down?

0:57:51 > 0:57:54Well done. Congratulations.

0:57:54 > 0:57:56- Thank you very much.- Amazing.

0:57:56 > 0:57:58- I've loved every minute of it. - It's been a delight, Clive.

0:57:58 > 0:58:01- Thank you so much. Thank you very much.- Brilliant.- Thank you, mate.

0:58:01 > 0:58:04- Off you go.- Bye! - 7-litre motor, here we go.

0:58:06 > 0:58:08- Bye!- Goodbye!

0:58:08 > 0:58:10Love you!

0:58:10 > 0:58:13- Well, that was just fantastic. I really enjoyed it.- Wasn't it?

0:58:13 > 0:58:16So did I, all week. It has been a laugh, a gas.

0:58:16 > 0:58:19- It has been a laugh, it's been... It's been a surprise.- Yeah.

0:58:19 > 0:58:23- Something different. More lines to learn.- And meeting you.

0:58:23 > 0:58:26- And meeting you again after all this time.- After 60 years!

0:58:26 > 0:58:29Brilliant. Well done, you.

0:58:29 > 0:58:34Well done, both. Or should I say... Auf Wiedersehen, pets!