0:00:02 > 0:00:03The nation's favourite celebrities.
0:00:03 > 0:00:05Oh, I like that.
0:00:05 > 0:00:06Paired up with an expert...
0:00:06 > 0:00:07We've had some fun, haven't we?
0:00:07 > 0:00:09..and a classic car.
0:00:09 > 0:00:11It feels as if it could go quite fast.
0:00:11 > 0:00:14Their mission, to scour Britain for antiques.
0:00:14 > 0:00:15- Yes!- Fantastic.
0:00:15 > 0:00:17I'll do that in slow-mo..
0:00:17 > 0:00:19The aim - to make the biggest profit at auction.
0:00:19 > 0:00:21Come on, boys!
0:00:21 > 0:00:22But it's no easy ride.
0:00:22 > 0:00:23Ta-dah!
0:00:23 > 0:00:25Who will find a hidden gem?
0:00:25 > 0:00:26Don't sell me!
0:00:26 > 0:00:28Who will take the biggest risks?
0:00:28 > 0:00:29Go away, darling.
0:00:29 > 0:00:32Will anybody follow expert advice?
0:00:32 > 0:00:34I'm trying to spend money here.
0:00:34 > 0:00:35There will be worthy winners...
0:00:35 > 0:00:37Yes!
0:00:37 > 0:00:39..and valiant losers.
0:00:39 > 0:00:40Put your pedal to the metal, this is...
0:00:40 > 0:00:43HORN BEEPS ..the Celebrity Antiques Road Trip.
0:00:43 > 0:00:49This programme contains some strong language.
0:00:49 > 0:00:51Today we're in the south of England with
0:00:51 > 0:00:54a couple of showbiz best pals.
0:00:54 > 0:00:56It's comedy legend Jennifer Saunders
0:00:56 > 0:00:59and fellow top actress Patricia Potter,
0:00:59 > 0:01:02who are joined by a very special passenger -
0:01:02 > 0:01:04Olive, Jennifer's dog -
0:01:04 > 0:01:06who you can see in the back.
0:01:06 > 0:01:09Hello, Olive, you're very close to me there.
0:01:09 > 0:01:12I think she's loving it.
0:01:12 > 0:01:14Do you remember once I said to you,
0:01:14 > 0:01:19"Listen, if I never get to go on actual Antiques Road Trip,
0:01:19 > 0:01:21"shouldn't we do our own Antiques Road Trip?"
0:01:21 > 0:01:24- And here we are.- And here we are. - Actual Antiques Road Trip.
0:01:24 > 0:01:27Jennifer has had us giggling since the
0:01:27 > 0:01:31'80s and, as one half of the hilarious comedy duo,
0:01:31 > 0:01:35French and Saunders, she's one of the UK's most loved comediennes.
0:01:37 > 0:01:41An award-winning actress, Jennifer received worldwide acclaim
0:01:41 > 0:01:45for writing and starring in the hit TV sitcom, Absolutely Fabulous.
0:01:47 > 0:01:49- This couldn't be a more perfect venue.- Well, we'll see, frankly.
0:01:49 > 0:01:53- Can you hear me, Ed?- Yes, I can hear you, darling, can you hear me?
0:01:53 > 0:01:55- Yeah.- Sing something.
0:01:55 > 0:01:58She will be using microphones.
0:01:58 > 0:02:00- Yeah, have you got mics?- Yes.- Good.
0:02:01 > 0:02:05Patricia, or Tish to her friends, is regularly on our TV screens
0:02:05 > 0:02:10and is probably best known for her time as Diane Lloyd in Holby City.
0:02:12 > 0:02:15I once saw on an antiques programme,
0:02:15 > 0:02:18if you touch the tip of your tongue on a diamond,
0:02:18 > 0:02:20if it stays cold it's real.
0:02:20 > 0:02:23I think you sometimes have to lick the edge of
0:02:23 > 0:02:26a ceramic bowl to tell if it's been restored.
0:02:26 > 0:02:29I think there's going to be quite a lot of licking in this
0:02:29 > 0:02:33Antiques Road Trip! I shall be licking all the antiques.
0:02:33 > 0:02:37May we come in and lick some of your wares?
0:02:37 > 0:02:40I'm going to go in and lick all the antiques before you can lick them.
0:02:42 > 0:02:43Rather you than me, Jennifer.
0:02:43 > 0:02:46This morning our leading ladies are motoring along in
0:02:46 > 0:02:50a very nice 1957 Porsche 365.
0:02:51 > 0:02:52In blue.
0:02:55 > 0:02:5630 miles an hour.
0:02:57 > 0:02:59Is that all we're doing?
0:02:59 > 0:03:01- Put your foot down, woman! - Come on!
0:03:04 > 0:03:07On this journey, Jennifer and Tish will be joined by a couple of
0:03:07 > 0:03:11Road Trip veterans, none other than Mark Stacey and Philip Serrell...
0:03:13 > 0:03:15# The boys are back in town. #
0:03:15 > 0:03:20..who are roaming around in this beautiful 1973 Triumph GT6
0:03:20 > 0:03:21in red.
0:03:23 > 0:03:26What's really interesting is Jennifer
0:03:26 > 0:03:28- is really into antiques. - Is she?
0:03:28 > 0:03:29Yeah, yeah, yeah.
0:03:29 > 0:03:33As I gather, she does various antique fairs.
0:03:33 > 0:03:37And, of course, she'll like you then, Philip, because you're nearly an antique, aren't you?
0:03:37 > 0:03:39Not quite. Not quite.
0:03:39 > 0:03:42- We haven't found a hallmark yet. - No, I'm well patinated.
0:03:44 > 0:03:45Once paired up,
0:03:45 > 0:03:49our teams will kick off this Road Trip with £400 in their pockets.
0:03:51 > 0:03:53Starting near Taplow in Buckinghamshire,
0:03:53 > 0:03:57our teams will then be buying in Berkshire, Hampshire and Oxfordshire
0:03:57 > 0:04:00before heading to Greenwich in London for auction.
0:04:01 > 0:04:03# The boys are back in town again. #
0:04:03 > 0:04:05Here they are.
0:04:05 > 0:04:07Oh, look, a Porsche 356.
0:04:07 > 0:04:09There's the boys.
0:04:09 > 0:04:12MIMICS SCREECHING BRAKES
0:04:12 > 0:04:13Brake!
0:04:13 > 0:04:16Don't be so frightening.
0:04:16 > 0:04:18- PHILIP:- How are you, lovely?- Hello, this is very exciting.
0:04:18 > 0:04:20Good to see you. I'm glad it's got brakes.
0:04:20 > 0:04:23- And who's this?- This is Olive.
0:04:23 > 0:04:25Look at Olive. How are you?
0:04:25 > 0:04:27My name's Mark. Lovely to meet you.
0:04:27 > 0:04:29Mark, I'm working with Olive.
0:04:29 > 0:04:31- Are you?- I'm working with Olive.
0:04:31 > 0:04:34Hello, Olive.
0:04:34 > 0:04:36How are you? Good to see you.
0:04:36 > 0:04:38So, you've got Tish.
0:04:38 > 0:04:41I have. And you've got a blue car, and we've got a red car.
0:04:41 > 0:04:43- This looks lovely, doesn't it? - It's very beautiful.
0:04:43 > 0:04:45- Who's driving?- I'm happy to drive.
0:04:45 > 0:04:48- Right, I'm going to be good. - Got a bit of experience now.
0:04:48 > 0:04:50It's time to hit the road.
0:04:50 > 0:04:52Come on, Olive.
0:04:58 > 0:05:00- Do you know what I'm most pleased about?- What?
0:05:00 > 0:05:02- Our passenger.- Oh, Olive.
0:05:02 > 0:05:05Olive in the back there. Olive, how are you?
0:05:07 > 0:05:09I feel we've got a slightly better car.
0:05:09 > 0:05:12- I think we've got a better car and a better expert.- Oh, well!
0:05:12 > 0:05:15I wouldn't let Phil hear you say that.
0:05:15 > 0:05:17For their first stop,
0:05:17 > 0:05:20Jennifer and Phil are heading to Hare Hatch near Reading.
0:05:23 > 0:05:26When did you discover that you can make people laugh?
0:05:26 > 0:05:29Well, I think it was probably at home.
0:05:29 > 0:05:32We used to laugh all the time at home. My dad was funny.
0:05:32 > 0:05:34And it was a general rule that, you know,
0:05:34 > 0:05:38if you're going to sit down and have a meal together, you crack jokes.
0:05:38 > 0:05:41You did imitations of your teachers
0:05:41 > 0:05:44and you made fun of things
0:05:44 > 0:05:45and situations and people.
0:05:45 > 0:05:49So I think I had quite a good upbringing for that.
0:05:49 > 0:05:52And then at school I never did much.
0:05:52 > 0:05:56It wasn't until I met Dawn at college and we sort of
0:05:56 > 0:06:00started messing about in college cabarets and things that I
0:06:00 > 0:06:03got the complete bug and it is a bug.
0:06:03 > 0:06:06You get the bug because the second you hear someone laugh,
0:06:06 > 0:06:08it's like the world changes.
0:06:08 > 0:06:11You go, "Thank you, I know what I want to do now."
0:06:11 > 0:06:15If you're writing something for someone and they don't deliver
0:06:15 > 0:06:18what you've imagined, how does that work? Do you throttle them?
0:06:18 > 0:06:21- No, I have been known to do it for them.- Really?
0:06:21 > 0:06:23To go, "No, that's not...
0:06:23 > 0:06:26"Listen to what I'm saying and this is how you say it."
0:06:26 > 0:06:29When we were doing Ab Fab, Jane Horrocks always used to say...
0:06:29 > 0:06:32- MIMICS JANE:- "Why don't you just do it for me? How'd you want it done?"
0:06:32 > 0:06:35"Oh, OK," and she'd do it.
0:06:35 > 0:06:38- And I thought... That's...- It's professional, it makes it easier.
0:06:38 > 0:06:40Yeah, it makes it much easier.
0:06:40 > 0:06:43That should help with keeping Phil in check, then.
0:06:43 > 0:06:47Jennifer, Phil and Olive have arrived at their first shop of the trip.
0:06:47 > 0:06:49Come on, Ol.
0:06:53 > 0:06:55Do you think we've got an unfair advantage with Olive?
0:06:55 > 0:06:57- What?- It's three against two.
0:06:57 > 0:07:00That's true. Come on, Ol, in we come.
0:07:00 > 0:07:03With plenty of antiques and collectables on offer,
0:07:03 > 0:07:05all three of them get stuck in.
0:07:08 > 0:07:12That looks like every Elizabethan comedy set I've ever been on.
0:07:16 > 0:07:19- Take the "pith".- That's very good. - There you go.
0:07:22 > 0:07:23Oh, it's something I can lick.
0:07:23 > 0:07:24Yeah.
0:07:24 > 0:07:25No, fake.
0:07:25 > 0:07:27Yuck!
0:07:28 > 0:07:32This is an occasional table. Sorry, "occasional table" it says there.
0:07:32 > 0:07:35It always makes me laugh when they say occasional tables.
0:07:35 > 0:07:38- I'm not sure what they are. - Part-time table.- Yeah.
0:07:40 > 0:07:41After a good old rummage around,
0:07:41 > 0:07:44it looks like Jennifer has uncovered something interesting.
0:07:44 > 0:07:47Oh, no, there's something that was once alive.
0:07:47 > 0:07:50- Something that was once alive. - Has Olive killed that?
0:07:50 > 0:07:52Something that still could be alive.
0:07:52 > 0:07:53What the...?
0:07:55 > 0:07:58Oh, that's cool, isn't it? I know where that's going.
0:07:58 > 0:08:01- It's not going on my head.- No, I know. Go on, then.- Philip, go on.
0:08:01 > 0:08:03- Do you want it...?- Look at it.
0:08:03 > 0:08:06- Do I look like Rumpole?- You do. - Really?
0:08:06 > 0:08:11Look, we've got his little stock, whatever it's called. Little collar.
0:08:11 > 0:08:14- Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. - With all the... And his collars.
0:08:14 > 0:08:17- It's seen better days, the collars. - Yeah.- Haven't they?
0:08:17 > 0:08:19They've seen better days.
0:08:20 > 0:08:23But this is a nice tin.
0:08:23 > 0:08:25I like that. Do you like that?
0:08:25 > 0:08:26I think that's really nice.
0:08:28 > 0:08:30It sports a price of £68.
0:08:30 > 0:08:33Is there a deal to be done with Nigel?
0:08:33 > 0:08:35How old do you think it is?
0:08:35 > 0:08:38Er, well, the tin is certainly Victorian, I would've thought.
0:08:38 > 0:08:41I don't think it's any earlier than that. Um...
0:08:41 > 0:08:42Late 19th.
0:08:42 > 0:08:44Yeah, I think you're probably right, yeah.
0:08:44 > 0:08:46I think...
0:08:47 > 0:08:49We're going to need to give you £40 for it, really.
0:08:49 > 0:08:53Because it's going to make £50-£80 at auction.
0:08:53 > 0:08:55That's my view.
0:08:55 > 0:08:58You're not going to get there at 40, I'm afraid.
0:08:58 > 0:09:01You will get there at 55.
0:09:01 > 0:09:04See, we're nowhere near you at that, I don't think.
0:09:04 > 0:09:06We're just going to lose money there.
0:09:06 > 0:09:10Well the best, and this is the death, is 50.
0:09:10 > 0:09:12Decision time, chaps.
0:09:12 > 0:09:16Are you willing to part with £50 for the Victorian wig and tin?
0:09:17 > 0:09:22I think we should because I think we might find something that
0:09:22 > 0:09:24- can go with it. We might...- Yeah.
0:09:24 > 0:09:26Listen, we're going to have fun with that wig.
0:09:26 > 0:09:28Actually, there we go, thank you very much, indeed.
0:09:28 > 0:09:31- Thank you very much, indeed. - Thank you. And onwards, sir.
0:09:31 > 0:09:35- Thank you, Nigel. See you, bye.- Bye.- Bye.
0:09:35 > 0:09:38So that's Jennifer and Phil bagging their first lot.
0:09:38 > 0:09:40Great stuff.
0:09:47 > 0:09:51Patricia and Mark, meanwhile, are making their way to Reading.
0:09:51 > 0:09:53Did you enjoy working on Holby City?
0:09:53 > 0:09:56I loved it. What a great job.
0:09:56 > 0:09:58And you know a lot about medicine?
0:09:58 > 0:10:00Oh... Come on.
0:10:00 > 0:10:03- I know nothing about medicine. I married a doctor. - Oh, you married a doctor?
0:10:03 > 0:10:07I married a doctor, my lovely Jim, who is doing... We met doing Holby.
0:10:07 > 0:10:10That's another great thing about the job.
0:10:10 > 0:10:13You met your husband on Holby. What was he doing?
0:10:13 > 0:10:15- He was doing medical advising. - Oh, really?
0:10:15 > 0:10:17Only to meet girls, yeah.
0:10:18 > 0:10:20It worked, then.
0:10:20 > 0:10:22Tish and Mark are starting this trip with
0:10:22 > 0:10:25a visit to the Royal Berkshire Medical Museum.
0:10:25 > 0:10:29During World War I, the Royal Berkshire and Battle hospitals
0:10:29 > 0:10:32treated thousands of injured soldiers.
0:10:32 > 0:10:35And it was here that one surgeon pioneered
0:10:35 > 0:10:39a new way of healing wounds when he discovered previously
0:10:39 > 0:10:43unidentified bacteria by using his nose.
0:10:43 > 0:10:44- Hello.- Good morning.
0:10:44 > 0:10:47Tish and Mark are meeting retired consultant general surgeon
0:10:47 > 0:10:51and museum volunteer, Tom Dehn, to find out more.
0:10:51 > 0:10:54So, Tom, can you tell us a bit about what life would have been
0:10:54 > 0:10:56like for the soldiers on the front line?
0:10:56 > 0:10:58Pretty miserable on the front line.
0:10:58 > 0:11:03Over 1.5 million men and women were injured and many of those
0:11:03 > 0:11:07injuries occurred in really desperate circumstances.
0:11:07 > 0:11:10The soldiers climbed over barbed wire when they were being
0:11:10 > 0:11:15machine-gunned by the enemy and they had often fallen into shell
0:11:15 > 0:11:17holes, or foxholes, wounded.
0:11:17 > 0:11:20The foxholes were full of dirty,
0:11:20 > 0:11:24stagnant water and many of the injuries were complicated by
0:11:24 > 0:11:26the development of gas gangrene,
0:11:26 > 0:11:31owing to the fact that clothing and earth and contaminated
0:11:31 > 0:11:37objects had been forced into their flesh by the impact of the shrapnel.
0:11:37 > 0:11:40These sick men were brought back
0:11:40 > 0:11:44and really the only treatment for gas gangrene was amputation.
0:11:44 > 0:11:45Amputation.
0:11:46 > 0:11:50Tragically many soldiers died from injuries that should never
0:11:50 > 0:11:51have cost them their lives.
0:11:56 > 0:11:59The lucky ones were sent back to Britain.
0:11:59 > 0:12:03Up to 150 casualties arrived in Reading each day at the peak
0:12:03 > 0:12:06of the war to be treated in the town's hospitals and it was
0:12:06 > 0:12:11here that a young surgeon named Leonard Joyce made
0:12:11 > 0:12:14a ground-breaking discovery.
0:12:14 > 0:12:16Chairman of the Berkshire Medical Heritage Centre, Tim Smith,
0:12:16 > 0:12:19is here to tell Tish and Mark more.
0:12:19 > 0:12:24Joyce had noted that certain wounds,
0:12:24 > 0:12:27of patients coming up from France, had a characteristic smell
0:12:27 > 0:12:32and those with a characteristic smell got better more quickly
0:12:32 > 0:12:33than other wounds.
0:12:33 > 0:12:37And in conjunction with the bacteriologist at the hospital,
0:12:37 > 0:12:42he cultured, grew, organisms from these particular wounds that
0:12:42 > 0:12:45had the characteristic smell and they did animal experiments.
0:12:45 > 0:12:50They grew this bacterium and, in animal experiments,
0:12:50 > 0:12:52showed that it could help wound healing.
0:12:52 > 0:12:56Then he took the very bold step of deliberately inoculating that
0:12:56 > 0:12:59into the wounds of patients, and it worked.
0:12:59 > 0:13:02It was what's called a proteolytic bacteria.
0:13:02 > 0:13:06It broke down tissues to enable proper wound healing to take place.
0:13:06 > 0:13:09He treated many patients successfully with this
0:13:09 > 0:13:12technique and probably shortened their time in hospital.
0:13:12 > 0:13:17Dr Leonard Joyce's pioneering work meant many of the World War I
0:13:17 > 0:13:19wounded went on to make speedy recoveries,
0:13:19 > 0:13:24all thanks to his nose and the discovery of Reading bacillus.
0:13:28 > 0:13:31Jennifer, Philip and Olive have headed half an hour down the road
0:13:31 > 0:13:36to Eversley in Hampshire, where they're arriving at their next shop.
0:13:36 > 0:13:40This looks rather gorgeous, I must say. Out you come.
0:13:40 > 0:13:43I thought you might stay in, but no.
0:13:45 > 0:13:48Housed inside this 16th century barn
0:13:48 > 0:13:53is a wide variety of antiques, furniture and collectibles.
0:13:53 > 0:13:56- Hello!- Hello!- I'm Hilary. - Hi, Hilary, nice to meet you.
0:13:56 > 0:13:59- Hilary, we've met, haven't we?- We've met before. Nice to see you again.
0:13:59 > 0:14:02And what a very good lady Hilary is, let me tell you.
0:14:02 > 0:14:04- Shall we go and have a look round? Is that all right?- Yeah.
0:14:04 > 0:14:08- Those are nice, mind, the little lions, Jennifer.- Pretty.
0:14:08 > 0:14:10- I do like those.- You do?- Yeah.
0:14:10 > 0:14:13I tell you what's nice about the lions is that they're weathered.
0:14:13 > 0:14:17- I like those.- And worn. - They're weathered and worn.
0:14:17 > 0:14:21- They've got a nice look to them.- How much is that?- Hilary, the lions...
0:14:21 > 0:14:26- The little ones?- Yeah. - How much is on those?- 55.- 55...
0:14:26 > 0:14:28They can be 40 for you.
0:14:29 > 0:14:33So, straightaway, the pair of reconstituted stone lions
0:14:33 > 0:14:34are set aside for consideration
0:14:34 > 0:14:37and it looks like Phil's found something else.
0:14:37 > 0:14:39So this is a, erm...
0:14:42 > 0:14:46- ..a reproduction luggage rack.- Mm.
0:14:46 > 0:14:49It is probably 1950s.
0:14:50 > 0:14:53I quite like this cos it would look quite cool,
0:14:53 > 0:14:56- a little coffee table, wouldn't it, like that?- It is quite nice.
0:14:56 > 0:14:58- Put a tray on it.- Yeah.- It's easy.
0:14:58 > 0:15:01- What's that at?- Priced at 95. - That's quite a lot.
0:15:01 > 0:15:04- It's got to be 50 quid, hasn't it? - Yeah.
0:15:04 > 0:15:07I think it's got to be slightly less, I have to say.
0:15:07 > 0:15:09- I think if I was... - I do like this lady.
0:15:09 > 0:15:12- If I was going to buy it... - I do like her a lot.
0:15:12 > 0:15:15What do you think about that if we could get that at 40, do you think?
0:15:15 > 0:15:19- 40? 40, I'd go for it. - Could you do that for 40 for us?
0:15:19 > 0:15:21Halfway - 45 I'll do.
0:15:21 > 0:15:24- It's up to you, my love. - Yes, I do like it.
0:15:24 > 0:15:28- We'd like this and the lions. - That at 45 and the lions at 40.
0:15:28 > 0:15:30- 80 the two would be better, wouldn't it, really?- Yeah.
0:15:30 > 0:15:33- Cos it just makes the maths so much easier, doesn't it?- Yeah.
0:15:33 > 0:15:3580 the two, that would...
0:15:35 > 0:15:37Yeah, that'll be all right. 80 for the two.
0:15:37 > 0:15:40That generous discount means Jennifer and Phil
0:15:40 > 0:15:44bag themselves the stone lions for £40
0:15:44 > 0:15:47and the Georgian-style luggage rack for another 40.
0:15:49 > 0:15:53Upstairs, some feathered friends have caught Jennifer's eye.
0:15:53 > 0:15:56- They are gorgeous. - Those are fun, aren't they?
0:15:56 > 0:15:58Well, I think they look really nicely done.
0:15:58 > 0:16:00If you look at the detail on the feathers,
0:16:00 > 0:16:03- it's really good.- Would there be a lot of movement on price on these?
0:16:03 > 0:16:06I can always make a phone call. How much is on them?
0:16:06 > 0:16:09- 245, that's quite a lot. - Well, I'll go and ask.
0:16:11 > 0:16:14Hilary makes a quick call to the dealer,
0:16:14 > 0:16:18only to find he won't go any lower than £200.
0:16:18 > 0:16:21- 200? No, we'd be poles away. - I know.- Mm.
0:16:21 > 0:16:26Turning down the turkeys, Jennifer and Phil head back downstairs...
0:16:26 > 0:16:27and look who's turned up.
0:16:27 > 0:16:33- Oh, no!- They're here! They got here before us!- This is not fair, is it?
0:16:33 > 0:16:35- Hello!- Hello!
0:16:35 > 0:16:39I can't believe you got here and you've been buying stuff.
0:16:39 > 0:16:43- I'm so jealous.- I'm so sorry. - I'm desperate to go inside.
0:16:43 > 0:16:44- Right, bye!- Come on.
0:16:44 > 0:16:47I'm not surprised, as Tish and Mark are yet to buy
0:16:47 > 0:16:50a single thing with their £400.
0:16:50 > 0:16:53I don't know where to start, I really don't.
0:16:53 > 0:16:56So, what we want is something that really stands out.
0:16:56 > 0:16:59Stands out, quirky, something that's fresh to the market.
0:17:03 > 0:17:07It's completely overwhelming. There's so much stuff.
0:17:07 > 0:17:10While Tish and Mark are feeling the pressure,
0:17:10 > 0:17:13their rivals are on a roll.
0:17:13 > 0:17:17- Do you want to win? - Don't offer me the bedpan.
0:17:17 > 0:17:22- Corner cupboard. How much? - How much would I pay for it?- Yeah.
0:17:23 > 0:17:25Hmm.
0:17:25 > 0:17:28- About 50 quid. - You'd pay 50 quid for it?
0:17:28 > 0:17:30Well, I don't like it, but I think I would pay
0:17:30 > 0:17:33something like 50 quid for that because it's quite a nice one.
0:17:35 > 0:17:36This.
0:17:36 > 0:17:40I'm selling that for a customer and they're very happy for it
0:17:40 > 0:17:43to go to a good home for not a lot of money
0:17:43 > 0:17:45so I know I can do something on that,
0:17:45 > 0:17:47probably even £30 they'd be happy with.
0:17:47 > 0:17:51- Did you hear that, Jennifer?- What? - They'd take 30 quid for it.
0:17:51 > 0:17:55- Selling it for a customer.- Let's take it.- We can't walk past that.
0:17:55 > 0:17:59- I think, for 30 quid, that's not bad at all.- How old do you think it is?
0:17:59 > 0:18:03It's 19th century, but it may have had some alterations done,
0:18:03 > 0:18:06- but I don't think so.- Hmm. - We can't walk past that, can we?
0:18:06 > 0:18:10- No, I think that's...- That's profit. - OK.- That's profit.
0:18:10 > 0:18:14You hope! So, the late Georgian corner cupboard
0:18:14 > 0:18:17becomes their fourth lot bought.
0:18:17 > 0:18:20Still to spend a penny, Tish has found something she fancies.
0:18:20 > 0:18:23- Now, what do you think about this? - Oh, gosh, I need to sit down.
0:18:23 > 0:18:25- What is it? Show me. - So this is a scrapbook.
0:18:25 > 0:18:27What I think is interesting about it is,
0:18:27 > 0:18:28- first of all, it's enormous.- Yes.
0:18:28 > 0:18:33But, secondly, when you open it, you realise that, in fact, it is...
0:18:33 > 0:18:35- Empty.- ..empty.
0:18:35 > 0:18:38And therefore I thought quite attractive for somebody
0:18:38 > 0:18:41who was looking for a wedding present for somebody or something
0:18:41 > 0:18:42because it's a very unique item
0:18:42 > 0:18:45and what's brilliant about the design
0:18:45 > 0:18:47- is as you fill it up with your stuff...- It'll get...
0:18:47 > 0:18:51It's got space within the pages to take its full form.
0:18:51 > 0:18:53What do you think? It's only £30.
0:18:53 > 0:18:55- £30?- £30.
0:18:55 > 0:18:57It looks as if it's got age and I love that sort of,
0:18:57 > 0:19:01- what do you call this, oxblood leather?- Yes.
0:19:01 > 0:19:03- You don't see that any more, do you? - It matches our car.
0:19:03 > 0:19:05It does match our car.
0:19:05 > 0:19:08I think this is not a bad buy, you know.
0:19:08 > 0:19:12A lot of the market these days is to do with decorative items.
0:19:12 > 0:19:17It's only £30. 20... Do you want to try and negotiate on the first item?
0:19:17 > 0:19:19OK.
0:19:19 > 0:19:24- All right, let's go.- Yeah? Go on, then.- I'm a bit nervous now!- Go on.
0:19:24 > 0:19:27- OK. Let's give it a go, let's give it a go.- Give it a go.
0:19:27 > 0:19:29Go on, Tish. Work your magic.
0:19:29 > 0:19:32We've found this scrapbook.
0:19:32 > 0:19:35I'm quite keen on it, but I notice that the price you have on it
0:19:35 > 0:19:37is £30 and I was wondering if that was the best.
0:19:37 > 0:19:39What I could do for you...
0:19:39 > 0:19:41Erm, I think...
0:19:41 > 0:19:46Normally, I'd say 25, but you are in a competition so I'll say 20.
0:19:46 > 0:19:50- That sounds absolutely brilliant. - 20.- Thank you so much.- Thank you.
0:19:50 > 0:19:52- Do you agree, Mark? - Oh, you didn't need me, did you?
0:19:52 > 0:19:54THEY LAUGH
0:19:54 > 0:19:55No, she didn't.
0:19:55 > 0:20:00She secured the late Victorian unused scrapbook all by herself.
0:20:00 > 0:20:01Top marks!
0:20:01 > 0:20:05And just as Jennifer and Philip thought they were all done...
0:20:05 > 0:20:08- Is that a little miniature staddle stone here?- It is. It's lovely.
0:20:08 > 0:20:11- That's weathered as well. - Ooh!- That is sweet.
0:20:11 > 0:20:15- That's nice with the lions.- Yes. - Oh, please, let's do that.
0:20:15 > 0:20:17Yes, definitely.
0:20:17 > 0:20:22- I don't know how much is on that. Can you see it?- £68.
0:20:22 > 0:20:25- £50.- Can you do this as 40 as well?
0:20:25 > 0:20:27Not quite 40.
0:20:27 > 0:20:30- Two?- Five. 45.
0:20:30 > 0:20:34- OK, let's do it.- OK, done. Phew!
0:20:34 > 0:20:36- Thank you.- Well done, Jennifer. - Thank you!
0:20:36 > 0:20:40So, Jennifer and Phil will put the staddle stone
0:20:40 > 0:20:43alongside their lions to make one lot for auction.
0:20:44 > 0:20:46Mark, meanwhile, has spied those bronze turkeys
0:20:46 > 0:20:49the other team turned down.
0:20:49 > 0:20:51I need to look at these.
0:20:52 > 0:20:58The thing with these is they're made about 1890/1900.
0:21:00 > 0:21:02And there was one maker particularly
0:21:02 > 0:21:05- who made the best quality ones, called Franz Bergman.- Right.
0:21:05 > 0:21:11And he used to sign his initials in a little urn with the letter B.
0:21:11 > 0:21:14The thing is that cold-painted bronze are very collectible.
0:21:14 > 0:21:16They're quite nicely made.
0:21:16 > 0:21:19- Do you honestly think that these would sell?- Well...
0:21:19 > 0:21:22- I have to say, I think they're absolutely hideous.- If somebody...
0:21:22 > 0:21:25Well, absolutely hideous can sell, you know.
0:21:25 > 0:21:30He's not wrong. And Mark reckons the birds are worth a punt.
0:21:30 > 0:21:34OK. Now, Hilary, we've fallen in love with these two turkeys.
0:21:34 > 0:21:35They are nice.
0:21:35 > 0:21:39The dealer has already said he'd take £200 for the turkeys.
0:21:39 > 0:21:42Can Mark sweet-talk him down a little lower?
0:21:42 > 0:21:45- Brian? Brian...- Brian.
0:21:45 > 0:21:46Hello, Brian.
0:21:46 > 0:21:50My lovely celebrity, Tish here, and I have fallen in love with these.
0:21:50 > 0:21:52I think they're lovely.
0:21:52 > 0:21:53I'm just hoping, Brian,
0:21:53 > 0:21:56you might just tweak them under the 200 for us.
0:21:56 > 0:22:00195? And I can't tweak you to a round 190?
0:22:00 > 0:22:03- For cash.- Is that all right?
0:22:03 > 0:22:07190. Oh, Brian, you're such a star. Thank you so much for your time.
0:22:07 > 0:22:09And thanks from Tish, too.
0:22:09 > 0:22:12Jennifer and Phil might be furious when they find out,
0:22:12 > 0:22:16but that's the bronze turkeys bought for £190.
0:22:17 > 0:22:19- Oh, that's it!- I'm exhausted.- Right.
0:22:19 > 0:22:20BELL RINGS
0:22:20 > 0:22:23I'm exhausted!
0:22:23 > 0:22:28And so ends a busy day of buying for our weary celebrities and experts.
0:22:29 > 0:22:30Nighty-night!
0:22:36 > 0:22:38It's the next morning.
0:22:38 > 0:22:42Olive and our antique-hunting actresses are back on the road.
0:22:42 > 0:22:46- How was your day yesterday? How did you find everything?- Well...
0:22:46 > 0:22:50- Cos we left you at that...- I was livid that you got there before us.
0:22:50 > 0:22:53Cos there was a couple of things that I thought, "Oh, I love those."
0:22:53 > 0:22:55Like what? What things?
0:22:55 > 0:22:59Oh, there was a couple of cold-painted bronzes and things,
0:22:59 > 0:23:02- which you don't like, I don't think. - No, I really think they're hideous.
0:23:02 > 0:23:05Oh, no, you see, I love a cold-painted bronze.
0:23:05 > 0:23:08- We did see the turkeys, yes. - I thought they were great.
0:23:08 > 0:23:10Well, that's a little awkward.
0:23:12 > 0:23:15Anyway, despite passing on the turkeys,
0:23:15 > 0:23:18Jennifer and Phil had a successful shopping time yesterday,
0:23:18 > 0:23:20bagging a whole heap of goodies -
0:23:20 > 0:23:23the Victorian tin and legal wig,
0:23:23 > 0:23:26the reconstituted stone lions,
0:23:26 > 0:23:28the miniature staddle stone,
0:23:28 > 0:23:31the late Georgian corner cupboard
0:23:31 > 0:23:34and the Georgian-style luggage rack,
0:23:34 > 0:23:36leaving them with £195 to spend today.
0:23:36 > 0:23:38- Thank you very much indeed. - Thank you.
0:23:38 > 0:23:42Tish and Mark, meanwhile, have bought two lots so far -
0:23:42 > 0:23:45the late Victorian unused scrap album
0:23:45 > 0:23:48and the rare Bergman cold-painted bronze turkeys,
0:23:48 > 0:23:52which means they still have £190 available to spend today.
0:23:52 > 0:23:54Thank you very much.
0:23:55 > 0:23:57En route to meet the girls,
0:23:57 > 0:24:00Mark and Phil have had a bit of car trouble.
0:24:01 > 0:24:04Thankfully, they're not too far from the meeting point
0:24:04 > 0:24:06so they're hoofing it.
0:24:06 > 0:24:10The girls, meanwhile, are oblivious to the boys' predicament.
0:24:10 > 0:24:15- I think we've taken a massive risk on one of our items.- Oh, do you?
0:24:15 > 0:24:19- Yeah. Yeah, I do.- Oh, I wish I knew what it was cos I was in that shop.
0:24:19 > 0:24:20I know. Well, I'm not allowed to tell you.
0:24:20 > 0:24:24- I'm sworn to secrecy and I'm finding it incredibly difficult!- OK.
0:24:24 > 0:24:26Yeah, me, too. Ha!
0:24:27 > 0:24:31The boys have arrived and poor Phil looks puffed out.
0:24:31 > 0:24:34Mark, you meanie, I hope you don't expect Tish to pull you, too.
0:24:37 > 0:24:38There's the boys.
0:24:38 > 0:24:41Oh, they're here. Hello!
0:24:41 > 0:24:44THEY LAUGH
0:24:44 > 0:24:46Hello!
0:24:46 > 0:24:49- Hello, lovely.- Why, you old fools!
0:24:49 > 0:24:50He broke the car!
0:24:50 > 0:24:54I only noticed you when you got your leg out.
0:24:55 > 0:24:56- How are you this morning?- Very well.
0:24:56 > 0:24:59- He did, he broke it. - Nice to see you, you look wonderful.
0:24:59 > 0:25:00What a beautiful day!
0:25:00 > 0:25:02- I didn't break the car, it broke down.- He broke the car.
0:25:02 > 0:25:05- It broke down. - While you were driving it?
0:25:05 > 0:25:08I was driving it, yes. But the engine just...
0:25:08 > 0:25:10- There's something wrong with it. - What are they going to do?
0:25:10 > 0:25:12When you said, "What are THEY going to do?"
0:25:12 > 0:25:13you're absolutely right.
0:25:13 > 0:25:15What are THEY going to do? Cos we've got the car.
0:25:15 > 0:25:19- We could come in the back.- Oh, come on! Olive struggles in the back.
0:25:19 > 0:25:22- You're not even going to let us have the car.- Have a lovely day!
0:25:22 > 0:25:24- Please, Mark.- We'll see you later on.- What are we going to do?
0:25:24 > 0:25:27- They've already had a head start. This isn't fair.- This is not fair.
0:25:27 > 0:25:30- Life's full of unfairness, isn't it?- Come on, Olive.
0:25:30 > 0:25:31I don't know what you're going to do.
0:25:31 > 0:25:34- I think we'll start walking, don't you?- Unbelievable!
0:25:34 > 0:25:37- You've got good sturdy legs! - You're unbelievable!
0:25:38 > 0:25:40With no thought for their carless rivals...
0:25:40 > 0:25:42HORN SCREECHES
0:25:42 > 0:25:44..Jennifer and Phil make a speedy exit and take to the road,
0:25:44 > 0:25:46heading towards Goring.
0:25:49 > 0:25:53You do know the real bonus of this, don't you?
0:25:53 > 0:25:55- What's that?- Well, we're going to be there an hour before them.- We are!
0:25:55 > 0:26:00- Oh, my gosh!- What's been your worst corpsing moment on stage?
0:26:00 > 0:26:07- Once, Dawn and I were shooting a sketch with Stephanie Beecham.- Yeah.
0:26:07 > 0:26:11And we got the worst giggles, I mean, ever.
0:26:11 > 0:26:13And Stephanie was great at the beginning, she was like,
0:26:13 > 0:26:15"That's fine, that's absolutely fine, ha-ha-ha,"
0:26:15 > 0:26:19and, honestly, about half an hour in and it was half an hour...
0:26:19 > 0:26:22- She'd had enough.- I could see on her face and that made us laugh more.
0:26:22 > 0:26:25The fact that we knew that everybody,
0:26:25 > 0:26:28including the director, was going, "This is no longer funny.
0:26:28 > 0:26:30- "You have to do this now." - You can't help yourself.
0:26:30 > 0:26:35And it just made us go even... It became unprofessional.
0:26:35 > 0:26:37Sometimes, it's fun and it's lovely,
0:26:37 > 0:26:41but it really was bordering on terribly unprofessional
0:26:41 > 0:26:44and we should have been drummed out of the industry.
0:26:44 > 0:26:48Well, we're very pleased that you weren't.
0:26:48 > 0:26:53Both teams will start their shopping in Goring and unsurprisingly,
0:26:53 > 0:26:56armed with a car, Jennifer and Phil may get first dibs.
0:26:58 > 0:27:01I tell you what, you bought one, I bought one.
0:27:01 > 0:27:03I think it's Olive's turn. Do you?
0:27:03 > 0:27:06- Let's see if she can sniff something out.- Come on, Olive.
0:27:06 > 0:27:09- See if you can sniff something out, Olive.- I wonder if they find bones.
0:27:09 > 0:27:11It's antiques you're after, Phil, not bones.
0:27:11 > 0:27:15Stuffed full of vintage and retro items, straight away,
0:27:15 > 0:27:17Jennifer's spotted something she likes.
0:27:17 > 0:27:20Well, you see I'm immediately drawn just for my grandchildren
0:27:20 > 0:27:25to this little chair. Oh, that is so cute.
0:27:26 > 0:27:28I quite like that little kids' chair.
0:27:29 > 0:27:32I think that's rather nice.
0:27:34 > 0:27:36Bet it'll only go for a tenner...
0:27:37 > 0:27:38And it is only 12.
0:27:39 > 0:27:40Get that for a fiver.
0:27:40 > 0:27:44I think that's... I'd love that little thing.
0:27:44 > 0:27:46- That's quite sweet. - I'd definitely, absolutely get that.
0:27:46 > 0:27:48I think that's a cracking little item.
0:27:48 > 0:27:49Have they got any teddies or something?
0:27:49 > 0:27:53Like you sit the teddy in it and sell the teddy in the chair.
0:27:53 > 0:27:55Jennifer...
0:27:55 > 0:27:57Oh!
0:27:57 > 0:28:01- He's quite lovely.- He is, isn't he?
0:28:01 > 0:28:05- He's quite nice. - And he's not brand-new, either.- No.
0:28:05 > 0:28:08- Put him on the chair.- On the chair. - Put him on the chair.
0:28:11 > 0:28:15While Jennifer and Phil consider the chair and teddy,
0:28:15 > 0:28:19Tish and Mark are ready to browse and raring to buy.
0:28:19 > 0:28:22- Hello, everyone.- Hello! - How are you?- Hi!- Good morning.
0:28:22 > 0:28:25- Thank you for having us.- Can you point us in the way of the bargains?
0:28:25 > 0:28:27And don't say, "Everywhere."
0:28:27 > 0:28:31- Hello!- Oh, here comes trouble. - Sorry, I'm coming through.
0:28:31 > 0:28:32Coming through!
0:28:33 > 0:28:38- You're not going to even stop and say hello?- Hello, hello.- Hello.
0:28:38 > 0:28:41- We're on a mission.- Are you?
0:28:41 > 0:28:45- Have you bagsed everything good? - No, not at all.- Good. Come on, then.
0:28:45 > 0:28:46Quick, upstairs.
0:28:50 > 0:28:53- Aha! Hello!- Oh, you lot, the oppo! Where's my oppo? Is she downstairs?
0:28:53 > 0:28:57- She's gone roaring past us.- You're in here first again. Honestly!
0:28:57 > 0:28:59- Oh, you know, it's just the way it goes.- Well, we've got to shop, Phil.
0:28:59 > 0:29:03- We haven't got time for idle chit-chat.- Yeah, bad luck.- What?
0:29:03 > 0:29:06"Bad luck," he said. Isn't that nasty?
0:29:06 > 0:29:09They're the best of friends, really.
0:29:09 > 0:29:12Right, you two - what can you find?
0:29:12 > 0:29:14Oh, that's nice. It's Mason's, isn't it?
0:29:14 > 0:29:15- Yes, it is.- Mason's Pottery.
0:29:15 > 0:29:17It's Mason's Pottery and I'm thinking
0:29:17 > 0:29:20that there's quite a trend these days - macaroons.
0:29:20 > 0:29:23- Macaroons - fondant fancies.- Yes.
0:29:23 > 0:29:27And people like a cake stand.
0:29:27 > 0:29:28- I mean, I like it.- Yeah?
0:29:28 > 0:29:30- We'll probably get it for a tenner or something.- Yeah.
0:29:30 > 0:29:34It's marked at 12.50, but at auction, as a single lot, they...
0:29:34 > 0:29:36You don't think it'll make any money?
0:29:36 > 0:29:37I don't think it'll make a huge amount.
0:29:37 > 0:29:39Well, best put it back, then, Tish.
0:29:40 > 0:29:44- Did you see that old tin? - This one?- Yeah.
0:29:44 > 0:29:46I quite like that cos you could put kindling in it
0:29:46 > 0:29:48- next to your fire. - Well, it's an old hat box.
0:29:48 > 0:29:51I thought it might go with our wig box.
0:29:51 > 0:29:56Aha! It looks like a lot made up of tin boxes might be on the cards.
0:29:57 > 0:29:59We have another tin.
0:29:59 > 0:30:04- Well, now, that is a cute thing. Look at that.- What's it for?
0:30:04 > 0:30:05It says it's for tapers.
0:30:05 > 0:30:11"Price's...dropless white tapers for lighting candles."
0:30:11 > 0:30:13And...
0:30:13 > 0:30:15there's a few tapers in there.
0:30:15 > 0:30:17There's not four candles in there, is there?
0:30:17 > 0:30:19- That's a nice thing. It's got possibilities.- How much is that?
0:30:19 > 0:30:22It's got 19 on it so I think that's a bit steep.
0:30:22 > 0:30:25Oh, she's a tough one, that Saunders!
0:30:27 > 0:30:31- Tish?- Yes, sir.- What do you think of this?- Oh, I love it!
0:30:33 > 0:30:36- I love it! I love it! - Of course, it's not an antique.
0:30:36 > 0:30:40- But it's... - It's a statement piece, isn't it?
0:30:40 > 0:30:42Yes, it's what you were saying that you wanted to find.
0:30:42 > 0:30:46I mean, they've called it a log basket, which it could be.
0:30:46 > 0:30:47- It could be a log basket. - Or a laundry basket.
0:30:47 > 0:30:49I would have that in my house.
0:30:49 > 0:30:52Or if you like a bottle of wine, of course, it could be an ice bucket.
0:30:52 > 0:30:53- For a party.- Yeah!
0:30:53 > 0:30:55You know, have your champagne in there.
0:30:55 > 0:30:58- How much is it on for? - 30 quid.- Oh! We've got to get this.
0:30:58 > 0:31:00They're keen on the toleware bin
0:31:00 > 0:31:04so dealer Suze called the owner to find out how low he'll go.
0:31:04 > 0:31:08- Oh, well, Suze is here with the decision.- Well, the answer was £20.
0:31:08 > 0:31:12- Brilliant! We'll take it.- Perfect! - Yes, done deal.- Definitely, come on.
0:31:12 > 0:31:16- Thank you so much.- Listen, you're a miracle worker. Thank you so much.
0:31:16 > 0:31:18You're so good.
0:31:18 > 0:31:21Tish and Mark are very pleased with their purchase.
0:31:21 > 0:31:25- Are you happy?- Delighted.- I'm delighted with this wonderful thing.
0:31:29 > 0:31:33Now, it's Jennifer's turn to get her haggling hat on.
0:31:33 > 0:31:38Can she strike a deal with Nicole and Maddy on the hat and taper tins?
0:31:38 > 0:31:42So, you've got 22 on that and you've got 19 on that.
0:31:42 > 0:31:44What's your best price for the two?
0:31:44 > 0:31:47I'll take £5 off so it'll be 14.
0:31:49 > 0:31:53- Hmm...- I can see your face. - Well, I'd like to pay £10.
0:31:53 > 0:31:57- You can have it for ten.- OK. - This is not mine.- Oh, isn't it?
0:31:57 > 0:31:59So, how do we negotiate with that?
0:31:59 > 0:32:03So, usually it is 10%, but I'm sure I can let you have it for 15.
0:32:04 > 0:32:08- That's not bad. Come on, Phil. - I'd have the two for 20.
0:32:08 > 0:32:10Can you do the two for 20?
0:32:10 > 0:32:13- It's not mine.- Hard bargain.- Yeah.
0:32:13 > 0:32:18OK, we've also got the child's chair, which is at 12.50,
0:32:18 > 0:32:21and this bear at 14.
0:32:21 > 0:32:28- Right, again, they're not mine so, erm, the chair can be eight.- OK.
0:32:28 > 0:32:32And the bear can be eight as well.
0:32:32 > 0:32:36- 15 for the two.- If we can do 15 and 20, we'll have them.
0:32:36 > 0:32:40- Oh, go on, then.- Oh! You're fantastic! Thank you!
0:32:40 > 0:32:44So, for £35, Jennifer and Phil have bought four more items.
0:32:46 > 0:32:50And that means their shopping is complete.
0:32:50 > 0:32:54- Right, I think we've done very well. - And well done, you, Olive, too.
0:32:54 > 0:32:56Olive's worn out.
0:32:57 > 0:32:58Tish and Mark, meanwhile,
0:32:58 > 0:33:01have made their way to the historic market town of Hungerford.
0:33:01 > 0:33:05Situated in the heart of the North Wessex Downs,
0:33:05 > 0:33:09it's home to Kimmer Antiques.
0:33:09 > 0:33:11This family-run business has a wide variety of antiques
0:33:11 > 0:33:13and collectibles on offer.
0:33:19 > 0:33:21Nothing inside's grabbed Tish,
0:33:21 > 0:33:25but she's spied something interesting outside.
0:33:26 > 0:33:27Now, why do you like this?
0:33:29 > 0:33:32Because I love the proportions. I love a child's chair.
0:33:32 > 0:33:35You know, the really good ones go for hundreds and hundreds of pounds.
0:33:35 > 0:33:40- They do.- I mean, this doesn't seem to have a price on it.
0:33:40 > 0:33:43Do you know what style of chair we call this?
0:33:43 > 0:33:47- I'm... I know I should, but I don't. - It's called a Windsor chair.
0:33:47 > 0:33:52- A Windsor chair!- And it's a very, very English design.- Yes.
0:33:52 > 0:33:55They started life, really, in the sort of 1740s,
0:33:55 > 0:33:571730s and onwards and they've been made ever since.
0:33:57 > 0:34:00I can tell, even with my amateur eye,
0:34:00 > 0:34:02that this isn't a particularly high quality one.
0:34:02 > 0:34:05- And it's not old, particularly. - And it's not old.- But...
0:34:05 > 0:34:06- Do you think it would sell? - I think it's got
0:34:06 > 0:34:09a charm about it, hasn't it?
0:34:09 > 0:34:11There's no ticket price.
0:34:11 > 0:34:13Time to call on dealer David.
0:34:13 > 0:34:17David, now, what sort of price is that, David?
0:34:17 > 0:34:19Can we start off around £80?
0:34:19 > 0:34:21Good Lord, we can start there,
0:34:21 > 0:34:23but we're going to end an awful lot lower.
0:34:23 > 0:34:26- What do you think, Tish? - Yes, what do you think?- Erm...
0:34:27 > 0:34:29HE MOUTHS
0:34:29 > 0:34:32I can't quite believe what Mark has just mouthed at me
0:34:32 > 0:34:36and I think it's probably a bit cheeky, but I'm going to be led
0:34:36 > 0:34:40by my expert and I'm going to offer you, David, £20.
0:34:40 > 0:34:42I could do 30 for you, Mark.
0:34:42 > 0:34:44I think you're being very nice to Tish and I.
0:34:44 > 0:34:47What do you think it'll make at auction? Do you think it'll be OK?
0:34:47 > 0:34:51I think it'll be very OK if we sort of shook hands at 25.
0:34:51 > 0:34:54- Would 28, Mark, suit you?- Yes!
0:34:54 > 0:34:5828, yes, I'm taking over this decision!
0:34:58 > 0:35:00What am I doing here?
0:35:00 > 0:35:04- Mark...- Don't drive him any lower! - It was a pleasure, sir.
0:35:04 > 0:35:06I want £3 off for shaking my hand!
0:35:06 > 0:35:10- 28, thank you so much.- That's wonderful, thank you very much.
0:35:10 > 0:35:11£28, perfect.
0:35:11 > 0:35:13Tish sealed that deal.
0:35:15 > 0:35:19That's the little Windsor chair for £28.
0:35:19 > 0:35:23- I love this chair. - You do, don't you?- I do.
0:35:24 > 0:35:28Meanwhile, Jennifer, Phil and Olive have made their way to Newbury.
0:35:29 > 0:35:33Jennifer is famed as one of the country's finest comediennes
0:35:33 > 0:35:36so they've come to learn about the man who is credited
0:35:36 > 0:35:42for inventing slapstick comedy, music hall impresario Fred Karno.
0:35:42 > 0:35:43Here you are.
0:35:43 > 0:35:44Here to tell them more
0:35:44 > 0:35:47is Karno historian and biographer David Crump.
0:35:47 > 0:35:52He started life, really, as an acrobat in the music halls
0:35:52 > 0:35:58around 1888, but he literally took the music hall by storm.
0:35:58 > 0:36:00I mean, he was the Andrew Lloyd Webber of his day
0:36:00 > 0:36:02and if Fred Karno's name was above the door,
0:36:02 > 0:36:05it didn't matter who was in the sketch.
0:36:05 > 0:36:08Unlike a lot of music hall performers who had an act
0:36:08 > 0:36:10and ran that act for 40 years,
0:36:10 > 0:36:13Karno had a new sketch every three or four months
0:36:13 > 0:36:16and a sketch was 20-30 minutes within a show
0:36:16 > 0:36:18and he also had the Alex Ferguson approach to comics
0:36:18 > 0:36:20in that he brought them in young,
0:36:20 > 0:36:22trained them and then they were cheap.
0:36:24 > 0:36:27Karno found and trained many young comics over the years
0:36:27 > 0:36:32and two of Britain's best-loved comedians of their time
0:36:32 > 0:36:34were discovered by Karno -
0:36:34 > 0:36:37Charlie Chaplin and Stan Laurel.
0:36:37 > 0:36:40They both joined him at about age 18.
0:36:40 > 0:36:43Chaplin's older brother, Sid, actually was a Karno comic
0:36:43 > 0:36:46and he was the star of Karno's sketches at the time.
0:36:46 > 0:36:50Sid encouraged Karno to give his little brother a chance.
0:36:50 > 0:36:52Karno didn't like the look of him initially,
0:36:52 > 0:36:55thought he was far too puny and too young to do very much.
0:36:55 > 0:37:00He brought him in, gave him a go and he developed slowly as a comic.
0:37:00 > 0:37:03Stan Laurel joined about the same time, they were a similar age.
0:37:03 > 0:37:05What actually happened was Karno was touring all over the world
0:37:05 > 0:37:09by then and it was around the time the silent movies were starting
0:37:09 > 0:37:13so gradually these comics started to get poached by the studios
0:37:13 > 0:37:18and, in 1910, Karno sent a tour to America
0:37:18 > 0:37:22and he didn't want to send Sid Chaplin for fear of Sid, his star,
0:37:22 > 0:37:25- getting stolen by the pictures. - So, the little brother...
0:37:25 > 0:37:27- So, he sent the little brother. - Charlie.
0:37:27 > 0:37:29So, they went on this ship called the Cairnrona.
0:37:29 > 0:37:32This is Chaplin in the centre. This is Stan Laurel.
0:37:32 > 0:37:34Oh, look at him!
0:37:34 > 0:37:37- He already looks like an old man! - And they were, I think...
0:37:37 > 0:37:41- His hat's, like, that big. - So, he was, I think, about 21 then.
0:37:42 > 0:37:46Both Chaplin and Laurel held Karno in high regard.
0:37:48 > 0:37:52Stan Laurel once said, "Fred Karno didn't teach Charlie
0:37:52 > 0:37:56"and me all we know about comedy - he just taught us most of it." Ha!
0:37:56 > 0:37:59They also picked up from Karno the sort of control freak
0:37:59 > 0:38:02that he was so he was involved with everything - he wrote them,
0:38:02 > 0:38:04he directed them, he was in them.
0:38:04 > 0:38:08- He even ended up buying the company that printed the posters.- Wow!
0:38:08 > 0:38:10He ended up running the theatres.
0:38:10 > 0:38:12He had half a dozen theatres of his own
0:38:12 > 0:38:14because he wanted to control the minutiae
0:38:14 > 0:38:15and Stan Laurel was the same.
0:38:15 > 0:38:19He wrote, he directed - he was the comedy brain
0:38:19 > 0:38:23behind Laurel and Hardy and Chaplin, of course, was exactly the same.
0:38:23 > 0:38:27Sid Chaplin eventually followed his brother Charlie to the States
0:38:27 > 0:38:30and they went on to appear in a few films together,
0:38:30 > 0:38:34including the 1923 silent movie The Pilgrim.
0:38:35 > 0:38:38Written and directed by Charlie, the simple storyline is funny,
0:38:38 > 0:38:40imaginative and well put together.
0:38:40 > 0:38:45This classic comedy highlights both Charlie and Sid's natural talent
0:38:45 > 0:38:48for slapstick comedy, which was nurtured by Karno.
0:38:50 > 0:38:54Also known as The Guv'nor, Karno was a huge influence on early comedy
0:38:54 > 0:38:58and the most important comedians of the early 20th century.
0:38:59 > 0:39:03He made literally millions in today's money
0:39:03 > 0:39:07and he invested it fairly badly in that he bought a hotel
0:39:07 > 0:39:09on Taggs Island in the Thames by Hampton Court,
0:39:09 > 0:39:11which he called the Karsino,
0:39:11 > 0:39:16and put all of his money into this hotel and he basically lost the lot.
0:39:16 > 0:39:18- It bankrupted him.- Oh, no!
0:39:18 > 0:39:20And it was also the time the First World War came along.
0:39:20 > 0:39:23After the First World War, I think people wanted something different.
0:39:23 > 0:39:28- Music hall was waning and, sadly, he ended up...- They'd love it now.
0:39:28 > 0:39:31- Yeah, absolutely.- He ended up running an off-licence in Dorset
0:39:31 > 0:39:33and left 40 quid in his will,
0:39:33 > 0:39:38having gone from that absolute superstardom, yeah.
0:39:38 > 0:39:42He is credited with inventing the custard pie in the face gag.
0:39:42 > 0:39:44You always want it to stick to the face, too.
0:39:44 > 0:39:46The consistency's got to be just right.
0:39:46 > 0:39:49The consistency's very important - weight and consistency.
0:39:50 > 0:39:53Crikey Moses!
0:39:54 > 0:40:00- That's quite a good texture. That stuck and...- It was perfect.- Yeah.
0:40:00 > 0:40:03That's good. What was that? That was quite good. Well done!
0:40:05 > 0:40:07- Thank you.- No!
0:40:07 > 0:40:10Oh, no, thank you so much!
0:40:10 > 0:40:12I'd run if I were you, Jennifer!
0:40:12 > 0:40:14I'll just put my glasses back on.
0:40:15 > 0:40:19Well, at least Olive's having her lunch.
0:40:19 > 0:40:23Meanwhile, Patricia and Mark are still shopping in Hungerford.
0:40:25 > 0:40:26They're making one last stop,
0:40:26 > 0:40:29hoping for some final lots to take to auction.
0:40:30 > 0:40:34- Oh...- Oh, look at this! - Oh, I can't bear it!
0:40:34 > 0:40:36This is absolutely my kind of place.
0:40:37 > 0:40:41Specialising in 19th and early 20th century antiques,
0:40:41 > 0:40:45there's sure to be something to tickle Tish's Road Trip taste buds.
0:40:46 > 0:40:49I really like this.
0:40:49 > 0:40:52This is an old-fashioned boot scraper
0:40:52 > 0:40:54so you plonk it down by your door and when you come in,
0:40:54 > 0:40:56you can get all the mud off the bottom of your shoes
0:40:56 > 0:40:59and it's got lovely wear on it here
0:40:59 > 0:41:01and a lovely design.
0:41:01 > 0:41:06It's sunk into concrete here, which is a little bit off-putting,
0:41:06 > 0:41:09but, actually, the boot scraper itself, I think, is cast iron,
0:41:09 > 0:41:11which is really good.
0:41:11 > 0:41:14I can't see a price on it, which is a really bad sign.
0:41:14 > 0:41:16It probably means it's incredibly expensive.
0:41:17 > 0:41:20While Tish is eyeing up the boot scraper,
0:41:20 > 0:41:25Mark's off for a snoop around the stock room with owner Stewart.
0:41:25 > 0:41:27Oh, my gosh, it's like an Aladdin's cave!
0:41:29 > 0:41:30Now...
0:41:32 > 0:41:34..that looks rather interesting.
0:41:34 > 0:41:36Is that a car mascot?
0:41:36 > 0:41:37Car mascot, yeah,
0:41:37 > 0:41:40- I imagine it is cos of the central bar in its mount.- Yes.
0:41:40 > 0:41:42It's brass or bronze?
0:41:42 > 0:41:44It'll be brass, actually, looking at the colour of it.
0:41:44 > 0:41:46- You can see that on a nice car, can't you?- Yes.
0:41:46 > 0:41:48- That's Art Deco, isn't it?- Yes.
0:41:48 > 0:41:51I mean, the shape of him, he's quite angular.
0:41:51 > 0:41:55- I think I've got to show my celeb partner, you know.- Yeah?
0:41:55 > 0:41:57- Yeah, let's take that out. - OK, right.
0:41:58 > 0:42:01- Show-and-tell time, chaps. - Right, what is it?
0:42:01 > 0:42:05- I love this iron boot scraper. - Oh, you know what it is!
0:42:05 > 0:42:09You see, you've got an eye, haven't you? You're absolutely right.
0:42:09 > 0:42:12I know it's in concrete, but I think it's good
0:42:12 > 0:42:15and I think it possibly might be something interesting
0:42:15 > 0:42:17that people would be keen to buy.
0:42:17 > 0:42:19Well, it's a period one, late Victorian, I would have thought.
0:42:19 > 0:42:23- Oh, OK.- Yes, so if you're doing a house up again, it's nice to have,
0:42:23 > 0:42:25but I've found something as well.
0:42:25 > 0:42:27Have you? What have you found?
0:42:27 > 0:42:32- I've found a car mascot. - Oh, I love him! A little Staffy!
0:42:32 > 0:42:34It's a Staffordshire bull terrier, isn't it?
0:42:34 > 0:42:36- Oh, he's got weight. - He has weight, solid.
0:42:36 > 0:42:38But can you see the traces of silver?
0:42:38 > 0:42:41- Yes.- Well, that's chrome.- Oh, right.
0:42:41 > 0:42:43This would have been chromed, originally,
0:42:43 > 0:42:44so it really would have shone out.
0:42:44 > 0:42:47It's a really nice colour without the chrome, isn't it?
0:42:47 > 0:42:49And if you think of chrome, what period do you think?
0:42:49 > 0:42:51- Art Deco.- Art Deco.
0:42:51 > 0:42:54- But I love him, but I don't... - Do you know how much he's...
0:42:54 > 0:42:55No, and there's no price sticker on yours.
0:42:55 > 0:42:58This could be a disaster or it could be really exciting.
0:42:58 > 0:43:00- Shall we call Stewart in and find out?- Yes, please.
0:43:00 > 0:43:01Stewart, can I...
0:43:01 > 0:43:04Right, Stewart, what's the damage?
0:43:05 > 0:43:07Well, I could say £200 each, couldn't I?
0:43:07 > 0:43:09I'd almost frighten you away.
0:43:09 > 0:43:12- We would say, "Thank you very much and goodbye."- Bye!
0:43:12 > 0:43:16Erm, I was thinking 50 the two, actually, to you. 50 the...each.
0:43:16 > 0:43:19Oh, I like 50 the two. I really like 50 the two!
0:43:19 > 0:43:22- That was a slip of the tongue. - We won't hold to you to that.
0:43:22 > 0:43:26- 50 each, actually.- Sorry, 50 each. So, that's £100.
0:43:26 > 0:43:29But if we were going to buy them together, would you knock a bit off?
0:43:29 > 0:43:31I'd say £90.
0:43:31 > 0:43:33Could you possibly stretch to 80?
0:43:33 > 0:43:37- Hmm...- Yes, of course he can. - £90, I think, is the best.- 85?
0:43:37 > 0:43:39- I'll go for 85.- Are you sure?
0:43:39 > 0:43:40- Thank you.- No, I'm not sure,
0:43:40 > 0:43:42but we'll leave it at that for the moment.
0:43:42 > 0:43:44- Can we do that?- Don't, he might change his mind.
0:43:44 > 0:43:45- Shall we say 85?- Yes, please.
0:43:45 > 0:43:47I think that's a good deal for you two.
0:43:47 > 0:43:49I think it is a good deal, it's a very good deal.
0:43:49 > 0:43:52- Thank you very much indeed. - Thank you so much, Stewart.
0:43:52 > 0:43:56That very generous discount means Tish and Mark bag the brass mascot
0:43:56 > 0:43:59for 50 and the boot scraper for 35.
0:43:59 > 0:44:02All shopped up, the teams are back together,
0:44:02 > 0:44:05ready to reveal what they've all bought.
0:44:05 > 0:44:06- We're dying to see this.- We are.
0:44:06 > 0:44:09- Be careful.- Oh, wow!
0:44:09 > 0:44:11OK, I'm really envious of that.
0:44:11 > 0:44:15- I do love the... Is it a luggage rack?- Yes.
0:44:15 > 0:44:17- Those are very in now, you know. - Well, you know me.
0:44:17 > 0:44:20- I'm bang on trend.- Well, that's what Phil said and I'm relying on him.
0:44:20 > 0:44:22No, they are.
0:44:22 > 0:44:23How much did you pay for...
0:44:23 > 0:44:25- 30 quid. - Oh, that's nothing, is it?
0:44:25 > 0:44:28- That's absurd!- That has grown on me so much.- I love it, I love it.
0:44:28 > 0:44:33- And look at the quality.- Beautiful glazing.- I'm really envious of that.
0:44:33 > 0:44:36- Can we just show you that, what's inside...- Oh!
0:44:36 > 0:44:40- What do you mean, "eurgh"? It's not a dead thing.- Well, what...
0:44:40 > 0:44:41It's a barrister's wig.
0:44:41 > 0:44:44Because people were barristers and they wore wigs.
0:44:44 > 0:44:46They don't want to get new ones, they want to clean up old ones.
0:44:46 > 0:44:47Do they, really?
0:44:47 > 0:44:51You've worked that hard to get your position
0:44:51 > 0:44:54and you're going to buy some ratty old thing?
0:44:54 > 0:44:57Then we have a job lot here of bear and chair. Chair bear!
0:44:57 > 0:45:01I'm completely obsessed with your collection of stone here.
0:45:01 > 0:45:04- I think those... - And I love the corner cabinet.
0:45:04 > 0:45:06Yes, this cabinet's the money.
0:45:06 > 0:45:08This is the sleeper, this is the sleeper.
0:45:08 > 0:45:11- Oh, is it?- Oh, yes. Oh, yes. - I think Olive's the sleeper.
0:45:11 > 0:45:12Actually, Olive's the sleeper.
0:45:12 > 0:45:15It's Tish and Mark's turn.
0:45:15 > 0:45:16Are you ready for this?
0:45:16 > 0:45:18Time to reveal those turkeys. Brace yourself.
0:45:18 > 0:45:22- SHE GASPS - Ohhh...
0:45:22 > 0:45:24Bastards!
0:45:24 > 0:45:26So sorry!
0:45:26 > 0:45:29- I felt so guilty about it. - Is she a friend of yours?
0:45:29 > 0:45:31Is she a friend of yours?
0:45:31 > 0:45:33- I don't rate that.- Why? - It's useless.
0:45:33 > 0:45:37OK, the important thing is, how much did the turkeys cost you?
0:45:37 > 0:45:38£190.
0:45:38 > 0:45:39What do you think they'll make?
0:45:39 > 0:45:41I think they might make £400-£500.
0:45:41 > 0:45:44- I like the boot scraper. - Good, that was my choice.
0:45:44 > 0:45:47- I love the boot scraper.- The little chair, I'm quite jealous of.
0:45:47 > 0:45:51I think, seriously, the only thing you're going to lose on is this.
0:45:51 > 0:45:53I don't think we will, you know.
0:45:53 > 0:45:56Cos it's a good interior design item.
0:45:56 > 0:45:59I am quite cross about the turkeys!
0:45:59 > 0:46:02No, but I won't be cross when they lose a lot of money on it, Phil.
0:46:02 > 0:46:04- It's a risk. I think it's honestly a risk.- I think it's a risk.
0:46:04 > 0:46:07I think it's time to go and find some custard pies,
0:46:07 > 0:46:08isn't it, to get our revenge?
0:46:08 > 0:46:11I think we've got a couple of sleepers.
0:46:11 > 0:46:14I'll give you a head start. Ready, steady, go - off you go!
0:46:14 > 0:46:15Yaay!
0:46:15 > 0:46:19So, out of earshot, what did they really make of each other's lots?
0:46:21 > 0:46:24I think they were a bit peeved about the turkeys.
0:46:24 > 0:46:26Oh, I don't know why you would get that impression.
0:46:26 > 0:46:28I couldn't believe those turkeys, could you?
0:46:28 > 0:46:32Well, the truth is I'm glad they've got them
0:46:32 > 0:46:34cos I'm interested to know what they might get for them
0:46:34 > 0:46:36because then we'll know.
0:46:36 > 0:46:40- I was envious of the stone lions. - Oh, you love those.- I love those.
0:46:40 > 0:46:42I think they're great for a London flat.
0:46:42 > 0:46:45- If you've got a small garden flat, perfect.- Sure.
0:46:45 > 0:46:47- They could make money, actually. - I think they could.
0:46:47 > 0:46:51- Oh, I love that. It's so cool. - It's useful, too.
0:46:51 > 0:46:53It's a log basket, it's whatever you want.
0:46:53 > 0:46:56I think Jennifer is quite disappointed she didn't buy them.
0:46:56 > 0:46:58- Yeah, I think so, too. - I just hope we don't get stuffed.
0:47:00 > 0:47:03Well, let's find out, shall we?
0:47:03 > 0:47:05After starting in Taplow,
0:47:05 > 0:47:10our teams have shopped up all around Berkshire, Buckinghamshire
0:47:10 > 0:47:13and Oxfordshire and Jennifer and Tish are now motoring
0:47:13 > 0:47:15towards Greenwich for the big finale.
0:47:15 > 0:47:17Leaving Olive at home today, Jennifer is planning
0:47:17 > 0:47:20to unleash her newly-acquired antiques expertise
0:47:20 > 0:47:22on the auction room.
0:47:22 > 0:47:24I'm going to lick the auctioneer, lick all my items...
0:47:24 > 0:47:25I might lick Mark.
0:47:25 > 0:47:29I'm going to lick every person that's in the auction house.
0:47:29 > 0:47:31I'm going to go up and lick them!
0:47:33 > 0:47:35JENNIFER LAUGHS
0:47:35 > 0:47:38And then I'm going to look at some of them and say,
0:47:38 > 0:47:40"I think you may have been restored."
0:47:42 > 0:47:45I think they've lost it, myself.
0:47:45 > 0:47:48The venue for today's lick-athlon is Greenwich Auctions,
0:47:48 > 0:47:51where Mark and Phil are waiting to greet the girls.
0:47:53 > 0:47:58- Brakes!- Brakes!- Hello!
0:47:58 > 0:48:00- How are you, lovely? Are you all right?- Hello!
0:48:00 > 0:48:03- Hello!- Hello, are you excited about this? It's auction day.
0:48:03 > 0:48:05- Good to see you.- Oh, you, too.
0:48:05 > 0:48:09- Too hot for Olive. - Oh, quite right, too.- Mr Stacey!
0:48:09 > 0:48:12- Are you excited about this? - I'm very excited. I can't wait!
0:48:12 > 0:48:13Oh, lovely to see you.
0:48:16 > 0:48:18- Let's go in, let's go in. - Let's go in.
0:48:19 > 0:48:22The man with the gavel today is Robert Dodd,
0:48:22 > 0:48:25so what does he make of everyone's lots?
0:48:25 > 0:48:30I like the lions - shame there isn't three, three lions,
0:48:30 > 0:48:32then you've got a chance of a sportsperson buying them.
0:48:32 > 0:48:35The turkeys, I'm not going to say it,
0:48:35 > 0:48:37but someone's going to use it, aren't they?
0:48:37 > 0:48:39Are they going to be a turkey? I don't know.
0:48:39 > 0:48:43Time will soon tell.
0:48:43 > 0:48:46Patricia and Mark spent the most on this trip,
0:48:46 > 0:48:49splashing out £343 on six auction lots,
0:48:49 > 0:48:52while Jennifer and Philip bought five lots,
0:48:52 > 0:48:55costing them a total of £240.
0:48:56 > 0:48:59Today's auction has buyers both online and in the room
0:48:59 > 0:49:01so let battle commence!
0:49:03 > 0:49:06The opening lot is Tish's little Windsor chair.
0:49:06 > 0:49:09Bid's with me at £20 only on that chair.
0:49:09 > 0:49:14Looking for 22, 22, 25, 28, 30. Two, five I need.
0:49:14 > 0:49:19It's £3. Go on! 35 there, at eight over there, looking for 40.
0:49:19 > 0:49:21- £40 there.- £40 - £12 up.
0:49:21 > 0:49:23Looking for 45.
0:49:23 > 0:49:26Are we all done at £42 only?
0:49:26 > 0:49:27That's only £10 a leg.
0:49:27 > 0:49:31Are we all done at £42?
0:49:31 > 0:49:33Yaay! Thank you!
0:49:33 > 0:49:37A solid profit to start with. Great stuff!
0:49:37 > 0:49:40- £14 profit.- We're really, really pleased for you.
0:49:40 > 0:49:43- I can see that, Philip. - Really, really pleased for you.
0:49:43 > 0:49:46Oh, you old grump!
0:49:46 > 0:49:48Time for Jennifer and Phil's first lot,
0:49:48 > 0:49:51the Georgian-style luggage rack.
0:49:51 > 0:49:56£30 I've got, looking for 32. Are we all done on that table at only 30?
0:49:56 > 0:49:5832 there, looking for 35.
0:49:58 > 0:50:0232 I've got and I want £35, worth all of that. Are we all done?
0:50:02 > 0:50:04- We're in trouble.- Seated at £32...
0:50:04 > 0:50:07Cor, that Robert's a bit handy with the gavel.
0:50:07 > 0:50:10But that's a loss for Jennifer and Phil.
0:50:10 > 0:50:13Did you see that awful chair that made £42 and that beautiful...
0:50:13 > 0:50:15Philip, you've said that once already. Don't be bitter.
0:50:15 > 0:50:17I'm not bitter!
0:50:18 > 0:50:22Not much(!) Next up, it's Tish's Victorian boot scraper.
0:50:22 > 0:50:25Straight in with a big £15.
0:50:25 > 0:50:28Ooh, £15! Come on!
0:50:28 > 0:50:2920 with me, looking for 22.
0:50:29 > 0:50:31- Come on.- 22, five with me.
0:50:31 > 0:50:3428, 30. Two, five, eight, I'm out.
0:50:34 > 0:50:37Yes? 38 there, looking for... £40 standing.
0:50:37 > 0:50:3840! Come on!
0:50:38 > 0:50:42Are we all done? 42 there. 45, 48.
0:50:42 > 0:50:44I feel absolutely kippered here.
0:50:44 > 0:50:45Yes!
0:50:45 > 0:50:4860 I've got, looking for 65. Are we all done?
0:50:48 > 0:50:50- 65 is back.- 65!
0:50:50 > 0:50:54Are we all done at £65?
0:50:54 > 0:50:57- Yaay!- No, don't.
0:50:57 > 0:51:00Another money-maker there for Tish and Mark.
0:51:00 > 0:51:03- I want to go shopping with you more. - Yaay!- Come buying with me!
0:51:03 > 0:51:06- I would love to. - They're ignoring us.
0:51:08 > 0:51:10Let's see if Jennifer and Phil can pull in a profit
0:51:10 > 0:51:14with their trio of tins, including the legal wig.
0:51:14 > 0:51:20Looking for 35, 35, 38, 42, five, eight, 55, 60, I'm out.
0:51:20 > 0:51:2465 I want. 65, 70. 75, 80.
0:51:24 > 0:51:2985, 90. 95, 100. And ten. 120, 130. 140.
0:51:29 > 0:51:32- Whoa!- I said it was asleep and it woke up.
0:51:32 > 0:51:35160. 160 on the telephone.
0:51:35 > 0:51:36170. 180, I need.
0:51:36 > 0:51:39- It's the wig.- Well done, my darling.
0:51:39 > 0:51:40- 180!- 180 there.
0:51:40 > 0:51:42190 on the second phone.
0:51:42 > 0:51:44Last time at £200...
0:51:46 > 0:51:49- Wow!- 130!
0:51:49 > 0:51:51He looks so sincere, doesn't he?
0:51:51 > 0:51:56Hey, Jennifer predicted the tins and wig would fly and, boy, did they!
0:51:56 > 0:52:00I'm very pleased about that. Do you know what it was? The tapers.
0:52:01 > 0:52:04Oh, yeah(!) Moving on, it's the turn
0:52:04 > 0:52:06of Tish and Mark's toleware bin next.
0:52:06 > 0:52:09The bid's with me, straight in at only £25 on that.
0:52:09 > 0:52:11£5 in profit.
0:52:11 > 0:52:15Looking for 32. Where's 32? Five with me, looking for 38.
0:52:15 > 0:52:19Are we all done at 35? Are we all done at 35?
0:52:19 > 0:52:2238. 40 with me. Two, I'm out.
0:52:22 > 0:52:25£42 in front, looking for 45. Are we all done?
0:52:25 > 0:52:28Last time at £42...
0:52:28 > 0:52:30Do you know what? I thought they'd make a lot more than that.
0:52:30 > 0:52:34Still a great profit, not to be sniffed at.
0:52:34 > 0:52:37Catch up with the wig, with Wiggy Wig over here.
0:52:37 > 0:52:38There's a long way to go.
0:52:38 > 0:52:40That, there is.
0:52:40 > 0:52:41We're just over halfway
0:52:41 > 0:52:44and Jennifer and Phil's Georgian cupboard is up next.
0:52:44 > 0:52:48And the bid's with me, straight in at £45.
0:52:48 > 0:52:50You're £15 in profit already.
0:52:50 > 0:52:5445. Eight, I'm out. Looking for 50. Are we all done?
0:52:54 > 0:52:58Last time at £48 on that cabinet...
0:52:58 > 0:53:01Another tidy earner for Phil and Jennifer.
0:53:01 > 0:53:04- Well, that's a bit of a profit. - A profit is a profit.
0:53:04 > 0:53:09Wise words. Time for Tish's Victorian scrapbook next.
0:53:09 > 0:53:12And the bid's with me, straight in at only £22 on that.
0:53:12 > 0:53:16- Oh, come on.- 25, eight, 30, I'm out. Looking for 32.
0:53:16 > 0:53:18£30 I have, it's worth more than that.
0:53:18 > 0:53:20I've got 30. He's going to steal this at 30.
0:53:20 > 0:53:25Two I've got, five, eight. 38 there, 40 I want. 40 I've got.
0:53:25 > 0:53:26Yes, we've doubled our money again!
0:53:26 > 0:53:30All done? Standing at £40...
0:53:30 > 0:53:33The profits are flying in today.
0:53:35 > 0:53:37They've still got to make money on the turkeys.
0:53:37 > 0:53:40Nobody would want to buy that.
0:53:40 > 0:53:44Next, it's Jennifer and Phil's staddle stone and lions.
0:53:44 > 0:53:48I've got 40, I want 42. Five, eight, I'm out. £48 on these.
0:53:48 > 0:53:53- I'll get my mother to phone in. - 48, £50 and five.
0:53:53 > 0:53:56And 60, sir. 60 in the middle of the room, five I want.
0:53:56 > 0:54:01- Come on.- And 70, why not? 65, I'm looking for 70.
0:54:01 > 0:54:03Go on! Jennifer, you've got to work this. Get up, Jennifer!
0:54:03 > 0:54:04Come on, boys!
0:54:04 > 0:54:08- 75, on the phone at 75, looking for 80.- One more!- Go on!- One more!
0:54:08 > 0:54:1275, looking for 80. 75, looking for 80.
0:54:12 > 0:54:15- One more!- At £75 on the telephone... - No!
0:54:15 > 0:54:16Damn it!
0:54:16 > 0:54:21A disappointing loss, there. Hard cheese!
0:54:21 > 0:54:24I was so determined not to lose that much money.
0:54:24 > 0:54:27Tish and Mark are up again,
0:54:27 > 0:54:30this time with their Art Deco brass car mascot.
0:54:30 > 0:54:35It's got to start with a bid with me of only £40 on this. 42 I need.
0:54:35 > 0:54:38I've got 42, five here. Looking for 48.
0:54:38 > 0:54:40Come on.
0:54:40 > 0:54:45- 60 with me, looking for 65. That's 70 here.- Come on.
0:54:45 > 0:54:46Looking for 75.
0:54:46 > 0:54:49- Are we all done on the dog? Last time...- Come on!- 75, I'm out.
0:54:49 > 0:54:52Looking for 80. Are we all done?
0:54:52 > 0:54:54At £75...
0:54:56 > 0:54:59The doggy's done good. Great profit there.
0:54:59 > 0:55:02So, this is turkeys v chair.
0:55:02 > 0:55:05Turkeys v chair and bear. Let's not forget the bear!
0:55:05 > 0:55:10Who could, Jennifer? Here we go, it's the children's chair and bear.
0:55:10 > 0:55:13Straight in at only £42.
0:55:13 > 0:55:20Hello? Anyone out there? 45 I want. Anywhere... 42 with me. 45 I want.
0:55:20 > 0:55:23The lady's here. 45, 48, 50, five out there.
0:55:23 > 0:55:26Looking for 60 on this, I've got 55.
0:55:26 > 0:55:31I'll take 58, then. Last time on the chair and bear at £55...
0:55:31 > 0:55:34Fantastic result. Well done.
0:55:34 > 0:55:38- That was a better profit. - Actually, you've made a good profit.
0:55:38 > 0:55:40We're all in profit.
0:55:40 > 0:55:42Jennifer and Phil are in the lead.
0:55:42 > 0:55:44It all comes down to the last lot -
0:55:44 > 0:55:47those Bergman cold-painted bronze turkeys.
0:55:47 > 0:55:50Will the crowd gobble them up?
0:55:50 > 0:55:55Looking for 95 on these two birds. I've got 95. 100. 110. 120.
0:55:55 > 0:56:02130 I need. 130. 140. 150 I want. Second phone is 160. 170.
0:56:02 > 0:56:06180 I need. 180. 190 I need.
0:56:06 > 0:56:10190. 200 he needs. £200 on the second phone.
0:56:10 > 0:56:14- I really want these to do well.- 220 I want.- Well done, Stace, well done.
0:56:14 > 0:56:20Well done. On Louis' phone, 240 I want. 20 and 250. 250 and 260.
0:56:20 > 0:56:27- 260 I've got. 270. All done at 260? - Come on!- 270. Back of the room.
0:56:27 > 0:56:32280 I want. 280. 290 there, looking for 300. You're going to do it.
0:56:32 > 0:56:35310 in the room, 320 I need.
0:56:35 > 0:56:36It's still going.
0:56:36 > 0:56:39- I should have let you buy these, shouldn't I?- Don't worry!
0:56:39 > 0:56:42350 and 60.
0:56:42 > 0:56:46- £360 on the telephone.- Well done, Stace, well done.- Yeah, well done.
0:56:46 > 0:56:48370, looking for 380.
0:56:48 > 0:56:51380, looking for 390. 390, looking for 400.
0:56:51 > 0:56:53- That's incredible.- 400!
0:56:53 > 0:56:56410 in the room, take 420.
0:56:56 > 0:56:58420. 430. 440 I need.
0:56:58 > 0:57:01440 on the telephone, is it?
0:57:01 > 0:57:03I've got 430 in the room. Are we all done?
0:57:03 > 0:57:08This time, last time at £430...
0:57:08 > 0:57:09Give them a round of applause!
0:57:09 > 0:57:13That is an absolutely terrific profit!
0:57:15 > 0:57:20Jennifer and Phil must regret not buying them. They started with £400.
0:57:20 > 0:57:25After paying auction costs, they made a tidy profit of £96.20
0:57:25 > 0:57:27so they end the trip with a marvellous...
0:57:30 > 0:57:32Not bad, not bad!
0:57:32 > 0:57:35Tish and Mark also kicked off with £400
0:57:35 > 0:57:38and they, too, made a profit,
0:57:38 > 0:57:44making a very impressive £226.08 after auction costs.
0:57:44 > 0:57:48So, they're crowned today's winners, finishing with a huge...
0:57:52 > 0:57:55All profits go to Children In Need.
0:57:56 > 0:57:59- Well done, Stace. Well done, you. - I am competitive, I have to say.
0:57:59 > 0:58:02- We're all winners.- Yeah, we are.
0:58:02 > 0:58:03Just some have won bigger than others.
0:58:03 > 0:58:05There are no losers. There are only winners here.
0:58:05 > 0:58:09That's what all good losers say, Jennifer. Ha!
0:58:09 > 0:58:11Let's drive off into the sunset.
0:58:11 > 0:58:12Bye!
0:58:12 > 0:58:14Bye!
0:58:15 > 0:58:17- I'm going to miss this. - I'm going to miss it.
0:58:17 > 0:58:19Can we just do this all the time?
0:58:19 > 0:58:21- I'm going to miss Phil and Mark so much.- I know!
0:58:21 > 0:58:24- It has been the best fun. - It's been fantastic.
0:58:24 > 0:58:29It's been marvellous having you. Toodle-pip, girls.