Jimmy Osmond and Tony Christie

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0:00:02 > 0:00:03The nation's favourite celebrities...

0:00:03 > 0:00:04I like that.

0:00:04 > 0:00:06..paired up with an expert...

0:00:06 > 0:00:07Oh, we've had some fun, haven't we?

0:00:07 > 0:00:09..and a classic car.

0:00:09 > 0:00:11It feels as if it could go quite fast.

0:00:11 > 0:00:14Their mission? To scour Britain for antiques.

0:00:14 > 0:00:15- Yes!- Fantastic.

0:00:15 > 0:00:17I'll do that in slow-mo.

0:00:17 > 0:00:19The aim? To make the biggest profit at auction.

0:00:19 > 0:00:21Come on, boys.

0:00:21 > 0:00:22But it's no easy ride.

0:00:22 > 0:00:23Da-da!

0:00:23 > 0:00:25Who will find a hidden gem?

0:00:25 > 0:00:26Don't sell me!

0:00:26 > 0:00:28Who will take the biggest risks?

0:00:28 > 0:00:29Go away, darling.

0:00:29 > 0:00:32Will anybody follow expert advice?

0:00:32 > 0:00:34I'm trying to spend money here.

0:00:34 > 0:00:35There will be worthy winners...

0:00:35 > 0:00:36Yes!

0:00:36 > 0:00:39..and valiant losers.

0:00:39 > 0:00:40Put your pedal to the metal.

0:00:40 > 0:00:43This is the Celebrity Antiques Road Trip.

0:00:46 > 0:00:47Yeah!

0:00:54 > 0:00:58On today's show, we have a pair of sparkling, groovy singers

0:00:58 > 0:01:01from the velvet bell-bottomed decade of the '70s.

0:01:02 > 0:01:05Jimmy Osmond and Tony Christie.

0:01:05 > 0:01:08So you've recorded a million things.

0:01:08 > 0:01:11- Obviously Road To Amarillo is the big one, right?- Yeah.

0:01:11 > 0:01:13I'm Long Haired Lover, I'd rather have yours.

0:01:13 > 0:01:15Can we switch?

0:01:15 > 0:01:18I mean, I enjoy singing Amarillo.

0:01:18 > 0:01:20As soon as I start it, everyone starts singing with me.

0:01:20 > 0:01:22Oh, hello.

0:01:22 > 0:01:25- # Sha la la la la la la la... # - Oh, no.

0:01:25 > 0:01:28Today's, well, tuneful experts are auctioneer Catherine Southon

0:01:28 > 0:01:31and dealer Margie Cooper.

0:01:31 > 0:01:33# And sweet Marie who waits for me. #

0:01:33 > 0:01:36Just so they don't sing Long Haired Lover From Liverpool,

0:01:36 > 0:01:37we're all good.

0:01:37 > 0:01:39# I'll be your long haired lover from Liverpool... #

0:01:39 > 0:01:41Whoops!

0:01:41 > 0:01:42# And I do anything you say... #

0:01:42 > 0:01:46Oh, I like it, Margie!

0:01:46 > 0:01:50Back in the '70s, Margie was a hot-to-trot model, you know.

0:01:50 > 0:01:55And Catherine? Well, she was winning bonnie baby competitions.

0:01:55 > 0:01:56Oh, what a cutie.

0:01:57 > 0:02:01Jimmy and Tony have the very grand 1989 Bentley 8

0:02:01 > 0:02:03to parade around the country.

0:02:03 > 0:02:07- So how do you like this car, huh, Bentley?- It's great.- Pretty posh.

0:02:07 > 0:02:11It's great. Takes me back to the '70s when I used to have a Rolls.

0:02:11 > 0:02:13Very nice, Tony.

0:02:13 > 0:02:15MUSIC: (Is This The Way To) Amarillo by Tony Christie

0:02:15 > 0:02:18Our cool crooner has been in the world of showbiz

0:02:18 > 0:02:21for over half a century and is best known

0:02:21 > 0:02:23for a certain 1971 sing-a-long ditty.

0:02:23 > 0:02:26# Is this the way to Amarillo?

0:02:26 > 0:02:30# Every night I've been hugging my pillow

0:02:30 > 0:02:31# Dreaming dreams of Amarillo... #

0:02:31 > 0:02:33Don't you love that song?

0:02:34 > 0:02:38Lovable Jimmy hails from global phenomenon

0:02:38 > 0:02:41and super successful pop dynasty The Osmonds.

0:02:43 > 0:02:44As a little nipper,

0:02:44 > 0:02:48he hit the big time by going straight to number one in 1972.

0:02:48 > 0:02:52# I'll be your long-haired lover from Liverpool

0:02:52 > 0:02:56# You'll be my sunshine daisy from LA... #

0:02:58 > 0:03:01They each have a bag of money totalling £400,

0:03:01 > 0:03:03and it looks like Jimmy wants to win.

0:03:03 > 0:03:06We're not on a team, we're competitors.

0:03:06 > 0:03:10- Yeah, we're enemies.- We're enemies. - But not yet.- Not yet.

0:03:11 > 0:03:13- We're friendly enemies. - Yes.

0:03:13 > 0:03:15You'd better watch him, Jimmy.

0:03:15 > 0:03:19Catherine and Margie are bobbing about town and dale

0:03:19 > 0:03:21in the rare 1981 DeLorean,

0:03:21 > 0:03:26best known as the time machine in the Back To The Future trilogy.

0:03:26 > 0:03:30But we've got wings, haven't we? We could fly in this.

0:03:30 > 0:03:32Er, I don't think so, Catherine.

0:03:34 > 0:03:37Our trip begins in the Leicestershire town of Loughborough.

0:03:39 > 0:03:41Moving northwards to the city of Nottingham,

0:03:41 > 0:03:43charging west through Shropshire

0:03:43 > 0:03:44and finally auctioning

0:03:44 > 0:03:46in the Staffordshire city of Stoke-on-Trent.

0:03:47 > 0:03:50Celebrities waiting, where are those girls?

0:03:50 > 0:03:53There they are. About time too.

0:03:53 > 0:03:56This should be fun. I like adventures like this, don't you?

0:03:56 > 0:03:57- Oh, yeah.- Yeah.

0:03:57 > 0:04:02Oh, look, there's a DeLorean! That's just like mine used to be.

0:04:02 > 0:04:04- Oh, you're right.- Wow, look at that.

0:04:04 > 0:04:07See, I never should have sold it, man.

0:04:07 > 0:04:09CLUTCH SCRAPES, LAUGHTER

0:04:09 > 0:04:10Crumbs!

0:04:10 > 0:04:13- Hey, hey! - GIRLS:- Ta-dah!

0:04:15 > 0:04:18- Hey, I should help you out. Hi, how are you?- Hi, I'm Catherine.

0:04:18 > 0:04:19Nice to meet you.

0:04:19 > 0:04:21- Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you.

0:04:21 > 0:04:22Nice to meet you, Tony, how are you doing?

0:04:22 > 0:04:24Hello, lovely.

0:04:24 > 0:04:26Jimmy, how nice to meet you.

0:04:26 > 0:04:28Oh, you're warm. It's freezing out here.

0:04:28 > 0:04:29That's hard work.

0:04:29 > 0:04:32- What do you think of our car? - It's hard work.

0:04:32 > 0:04:33- I know, it looks it. - I used to have one!

0:04:33 > 0:04:36Well, I would love to know how this car really goes,

0:04:36 > 0:04:39- because Margie is pretty hopeless at driving.- Give me the key.

0:04:39 > 0:04:41Don't mince your words, then, Catherine.

0:04:41 > 0:04:42The keys are in there.

0:04:42 > 0:04:44So that's settled, then.

0:04:44 > 0:04:47Catherine teams up with Jimmy and Margie has paired up with Tony.

0:04:47 > 0:04:49It's kind of a generational thing.

0:04:49 > 0:04:52Our raring-to-go road-trippers are all heading

0:04:52 > 0:04:55to the town of Coalville in north-west Leicestershire,

0:04:55 > 0:04:58and there's some real love in the DeLorean.

0:04:58 > 0:05:03- Cos I used to sing in Japanese. - Oh, my gosh. You are so talented.

0:05:03 > 0:05:08- No, I'm not.- You can do everything. - No.- I hope you can buy antiques.

0:05:08 > 0:05:10I can't buy antiques.

0:05:10 > 0:05:13I'm sure Jimmy will be just fine, Catherine.

0:05:13 > 0:05:15What about Tony and Margie?

0:05:15 > 0:05:20We go in the shop and then you sort of have a look around.

0:05:20 > 0:05:22- Are they price tagged?- Yeah.

0:05:22 > 0:05:25You look for dirty tickets, cos they've had it a long time.

0:05:25 > 0:05:27Had it a long time. That's a good tip.

0:05:27 > 0:05:28No flies on Margie.

0:05:31 > 0:05:33Kat's Antique, Vintage & Collectables Centre

0:05:33 > 0:05:36better watch out, because this bunch are ready to pile in.

0:05:38 > 0:05:39Tony the tiger, he's ahead.

0:05:39 > 0:05:42Let the dog see the rabbit, you lot.

0:05:42 > 0:05:44- Hello, how are you?- We're first.

0:05:44 > 0:05:47Margie and Julie are going to have their hands full in here.

0:05:47 > 0:05:50Go on, darling, you go upstairs. You go up.

0:05:50 > 0:05:51Up, up and away.

0:05:51 > 0:05:53- See you later.- All right.

0:05:53 > 0:05:54Good luck.

0:06:02 > 0:06:04An owl. My mum used to collect owls.

0:06:06 > 0:06:10- Had this in your bedroom, this was all you had. Do you remember?- Yeah.

0:06:10 > 0:06:12Really?

0:06:14 > 0:06:17Look at the ways to grind stuff.

0:06:17 > 0:06:21- Mincer. You'd put all your... - Put your finger in there, mincemeat.

0:06:21 > 0:06:23No, please don't do that.

0:06:23 > 0:06:26- Glasses.- Glasses. Put your bins on.- Put my bins on.

0:06:26 > 0:06:28Let's have a look.

0:06:28 > 0:06:30Margie is our resident silver expert,

0:06:30 > 0:06:33and she's spied a rather delightful sugar shaker.

0:06:33 > 0:06:35Early part of the 20th century.

0:06:35 > 0:06:37It's a bit rubbed, which is not good news.

0:06:37 > 0:06:39It depends how much money it is.

0:06:39 > 0:06:43It is silver. It is silver. The fact it's boxed makes it quite nice.

0:06:43 > 0:06:46Decorative pieces like this in solid silver

0:06:46 > 0:06:49are usually popular in the saleroom.

0:06:49 > 0:06:52- Ah! Got a better mark.- Ah, you see?!

0:06:52 > 0:06:56That's the sign of a good piece, every part of it is signed.

0:06:56 > 0:06:58Right.

0:06:58 > 0:07:00Yeah, so it's about 1920s.

0:07:00 > 0:07:03- Yeah.- Do you like it?

0:07:03 > 0:07:04It's nice, yeah.

0:07:04 > 0:07:05Yeah, just be careful with that top,

0:07:05 > 0:07:09- cos it's a bit wibbly wobbly, isn't it?- Yeah, needs a bit of attention.

0:07:09 > 0:07:14- What-what-what...?- The best, best offer on that, really, would be 35.

0:07:14 > 0:07:17- We're not arguing, are we?- No, I think that's good. That is good.

0:07:17 > 0:07:18Crikey, that was quick.

0:07:18 > 0:07:20Thanks, Julie.

0:07:20 > 0:07:23We got the sugar shaker for £35.

0:07:23 > 0:07:26- That's the first.- First one. - First job.- First one.- First one.

0:07:26 > 0:07:30- That's not a bad choice, is it? - I don't... Hopefully. Should be...

0:07:30 > 0:07:31Should make a profit.

0:07:31 > 0:07:33Here's hoping, Margie.

0:07:33 > 0:07:36Now, what about our rascals upstairs?

0:07:36 > 0:07:37Are they jimmying around?

0:07:37 > 0:07:40Are you competitive?

0:07:40 > 0:07:43Yeah, but I'm OK... I don't have to win, but I want to.

0:07:43 > 0:07:47- Who doesn't want to win? Come on! - Of course, of course.

0:07:47 > 0:07:49- OK.- Yeah, this is a game.

0:07:49 > 0:07:51- Do you think Tony is competitive? - I don't know.

0:07:51 > 0:07:53I think Tony has got a little tiger in him.

0:07:53 > 0:07:55Oh...

0:07:55 > 0:07:57Now, what's this you've found, Catherine?

0:07:57 > 0:07:59That's kind of cool, isn't it?

0:07:59 > 0:08:02They're miniature ship lights, port and starboard.

0:08:02 > 0:08:03Electric.

0:08:04 > 0:08:07- This all looks very modern. - Yeah.

0:08:07 > 0:08:10Julie and Marie have moved upstairs to help this pair.

0:08:10 > 0:08:13- Do they work?- She said they worked.

0:08:13 > 0:08:17I mean, what about that fan at the bottom? that lovely retro fan.

0:08:17 > 0:08:20How much would that be?

0:08:20 > 0:08:22- What, the fan?- Yeah. - What's on the label?

0:08:22 > 0:08:26- £40. - I can do that for 25 quid for you.

0:08:26 > 0:08:30That's generous, but will the £15 discount sell it to them?

0:08:30 > 0:08:34Look, if we pay 25, it needs to make £40, £50, really.

0:08:34 > 0:08:37Yeah, so we really need to pay, like, 10.

0:08:37 > 0:08:39What about the lamps?

0:08:39 > 0:08:42- They're coloured, aren't they? - Yeah, this is a green and a red one.

0:08:42 > 0:08:46- You see? You can kind of see it's green and red.- Port and starboard.

0:08:46 > 0:08:49So what would...you do?

0:08:49 > 0:08:52I could do 15 for the pair.

0:08:52 > 0:08:54Can you throw in the fan?

0:08:56 > 0:08:58He wants a lot, don't he?

0:08:58 > 0:09:01Well, no, I don't want to be cheeky, but I want to win.

0:09:02 > 0:09:04- Don't we all?!- Yeah.

0:09:04 > 0:09:07So could we have these and the fan for a tenner?

0:09:07 > 0:09:09Sounds cheeky to me.

0:09:09 > 0:09:13What, you want to give me a tenner for the fan?

0:09:13 > 0:09:16And the lamps!

0:09:16 > 0:09:18Come on, can we push it a little bit? How about 12?

0:09:18 > 0:09:1912, we can.

0:09:19 > 0:09:24- What about 15?- Meet in the middle, between 12 and 15, what's that?

0:09:24 > 0:09:26Go on, then, 14.

0:09:26 > 0:09:31Ah, I love you! All right, 14, and now we're your biggest fan.

0:09:33 > 0:09:34Oh-ho-ho! Who writes this stuff?(!)

0:09:34 > 0:09:37We need to shake your hand and say thank you very much.

0:09:37 > 0:09:40I don't even know what we've paid, I don't know what we've bought.

0:09:40 > 0:09:43- I'm confused.- 14. We paid 14. - Yeah, you did.

0:09:43 > 0:09:47After a bit of Jimmy schmoozing them, we have two lots.

0:09:47 > 0:09:51£7 for the ship's lamps and £7 for the fan. That's ridiculous.

0:09:53 > 0:09:55Ah, I spy the opposition.

0:09:55 > 0:09:58Have you bought...? Have you spent quite a lot of money?

0:09:58 > 0:10:00Catherine Southon, just mind your own business.

0:10:00 > 0:10:02- Oh!- Ooh!

0:10:02 > 0:10:04We're getting a little competitive, are we?

0:10:04 > 0:10:08Competitive? You've just shown them what you bought, you ninnies.

0:10:10 > 0:10:13Back to Tony, and his eyes are drawn to something.

0:10:13 > 0:10:15Oh, that's interesting. What's that?

0:10:15 > 0:10:17Yeah, look at the quality of that.

0:10:18 > 0:10:21- Evening coat. - Oh, that's beautiful, isn't it?

0:10:21 > 0:10:23- Yeah.- Look at that.

0:10:23 > 0:10:27Who would have thought Tony would find a lady's coat,

0:10:27 > 0:10:31but he does love his threads, and this looks top quality.

0:10:31 > 0:10:34- And it's hardly worn.- Yeah.

0:10:34 > 0:10:36- Look at that lace.- Yeah.

0:10:37 > 0:10:40I mean, who or when and where could you wear it?

0:10:41 > 0:10:44Do you think that's a possibility or not?

0:10:44 > 0:10:47- I can't believe the nick it's in. - Great nick.

0:10:47 > 0:10:50- Julie is over there. - Are you around? Sorry, Julie.

0:10:50 > 0:10:52Do you know anything about the history of this?

0:10:52 > 0:10:55- Wasn't that a marvellous...? - Well, it's Victorian.

0:10:55 > 0:10:59Yeah, I realised that. And it's an evening coat of some kind.

0:10:59 > 0:11:02- Yeah, and it belonged to a lady's mother.- Yeah.

0:11:02 > 0:11:05- I mean, I don't think she's hardly ever wore it.- No.- No.

0:11:05 > 0:11:07So what sort of price is it?

0:11:07 > 0:11:09I've got £50 on that.

0:11:09 > 0:11:12Yeah, it's a real gamble for us. You know, we wouldn't be able to make...

0:11:12 > 0:11:16- It's unusual.- It is unusual, but that's too dear.

0:11:16 > 0:11:20I think there's a little bit of movement on it, though.

0:11:20 > 0:11:22I mean, what about £30?

0:11:23 > 0:11:26- 30.- What are you thinking, then? - Are we being really mean?

0:11:26 > 0:11:30- Come on, you won't offend me. - Really?- No.- Well, that's nice.

0:11:30 > 0:11:33- Well, let's go for 25.- Yeah?- Yeah. - Yeah, go on, then.

0:11:33 > 0:11:35- Yeah we'll do that. - I think that's a good...

0:11:35 > 0:11:37I don't want to go any lower, cos it's not fair.

0:11:37 > 0:11:39- No.- Thank you very much.- Thank you.

0:11:39 > 0:11:44The intricate Victorian lady's coat for £25. Thanks, Julie!

0:11:47 > 0:11:50Meanwhile, Catherine and Jimmy are back in the DeLorean.

0:11:50 > 0:11:53# Show me the way to Amarillo

0:11:53 > 0:11:56# Every night I've been hugging my pillow...

0:11:56 > 0:12:00# La la la la la la la la

0:12:00 > 0:12:04# And sweet Marie who waits for me. #

0:12:04 > 0:12:05Yes, now, moving on...

0:12:09 > 0:12:12Our happy duo are having a rest from shopping.

0:12:12 > 0:12:15They're heading to Castle Donington in Leicestershire...

0:12:15 > 0:12:18down an English country lane.

0:12:18 > 0:12:21- Oh, it's so beautiful. - Isn't it gorgeous?

0:12:21 > 0:12:23- Oh, we're really lucky.- Yeah.

0:12:26 > 0:12:28Petrolhead Jimmy may be American,

0:12:28 > 0:12:31but he loves nothing more than British racing cars,

0:12:31 > 0:12:35so as a treat, he's headed to the Donington Circuit...

0:12:35 > 0:12:37Wow.

0:12:37 > 0:12:41..to uncover the history behind a British marque that defied all odds

0:12:41 > 0:12:44to beat the rest of the world in the late 1950s.

0:12:46 > 0:12:48Now, that's what you call an entrance.

0:12:48 > 0:12:50If I can get out of this thing.

0:12:50 > 0:12:51How are you, sir?

0:12:51 > 0:12:54- Welcome to Donington Park. - Thank you so much.

0:12:54 > 0:12:56Nice sunny day for you.

0:12:56 > 0:12:59Catherine and Jimmy are meeting with the park's managing director,

0:12:59 > 0:13:03Christopher Tate, to find out more about this centre of excellence

0:13:03 > 0:13:06for training and development in the world of motorcar racing.

0:13:06 > 0:13:12- There was actually Grand Prix here in '36, '37, '38 and '39.- Wow.

0:13:12 > 0:13:15Then the war came and this whole estate was then turned into

0:13:15 > 0:13:20- a huge military parking lot and an airfield...- It's just so cool.

0:13:20 > 0:13:24..which became a US and British Air Force field.

0:13:25 > 0:13:29After four decades, the park returned to the world of motorsports

0:13:29 > 0:13:32in 1971, and now houses the largest collection

0:13:32 > 0:13:34of Grand Prix racing cars in the world.

0:13:38 > 0:13:40- Oh, wow!- This is amazing!

0:13:40 > 0:13:42You get to see really something

0:13:42 > 0:13:45about the entire engineering of F1 cars, if you like,

0:13:45 > 0:13:49Grand Prix cars from before the war right through to the 1970s.

0:13:49 > 0:13:50Look at that.

0:13:50 > 0:13:56It was all about learning lessons and how to build a Grand Prix car.

0:13:56 > 0:14:00Look at the green. I love the British racing green.

0:14:00 > 0:14:01World-famous.

0:14:01 > 0:14:06This is immensely complicated - a V16 engine.

0:14:06 > 0:14:081.5 litres with a supercharger.

0:14:08 > 0:14:11But, then, British racing green went on

0:14:11 > 0:14:16to some of these other cars through the '50s and '60s.

0:14:17 > 0:14:21Here we have the only complete set of British-built

0:14:21 > 0:14:23Vanwall F1 cars in the world.

0:14:24 > 0:14:27For 30 years, continental teams were at the forefront

0:14:27 > 0:14:31of car technology and beating Brits to the chequered flag.

0:14:31 > 0:14:35But all that changed when British company Vanwall entered

0:14:35 > 0:14:37the 1954 racing season.

0:14:37 > 0:14:38Three years later,

0:14:38 > 0:14:41Stirling Moss clinched victory at the British Grand Prix,

0:14:41 > 0:14:46the first time ever a British-built car won a World Championship race.

0:14:46 > 0:14:49Vanwall were only racing for four years.

0:14:49 > 0:14:54Not only did they win races but they changed racing car design for ever.

0:14:54 > 0:14:58- Lower and sleeker and faster.- Look at that body style. It's so sleek.

0:14:58 > 0:15:02This is Graham Hill's World Championship-winning car from 1962.

0:15:02 > 0:15:05- No way.- Yeah, it's the proper thing.

0:15:05 > 0:15:08MUSIC: Don't Stop Me Now by Queen

0:15:08 > 0:15:10The 1930s race circuit here is a gem

0:15:10 > 0:15:13in the heritage of British motor car racing.

0:15:13 > 0:15:16Only fair that Jimmy gets a shot at burning some rubber.

0:15:16 > 0:15:19- Here we go. - Hang on to your hat, sir.

0:15:19 > 0:15:20Here we go. We're ready.

0:15:21 > 0:15:23Whoohoo!

0:15:25 > 0:15:27I'm holding on now.

0:15:27 > 0:15:29THEY EXCLAIM

0:15:31 > 0:15:34- Whoohoo!- This is so exciting.

0:15:35 > 0:15:36Ah!

0:15:38 > 0:15:39I can't look.

0:15:41 > 0:15:42That is scary.

0:15:42 > 0:15:45That's so cool.

0:15:45 > 0:15:47Oh, my God!

0:15:49 > 0:15:51That was amazing.

0:15:51 > 0:15:54I'm going to get out so quickly just in case you start driving again.

0:15:54 > 0:15:56I won't take off.

0:15:56 > 0:15:57That was fun.

0:15:57 > 0:16:02Jimmy's driving is amazing, but I feel really quite queasy.

0:16:02 > 0:16:04JIMMY LAUGHS

0:16:05 > 0:16:07I loved it.

0:16:07 > 0:16:08(Let's do it again.)

0:16:10 > 0:16:12Were you both in the same car?

0:16:13 > 0:16:16I just was a racing driver. What are you talking about?

0:16:16 > 0:16:19Are you OK? Come on.

0:16:19 > 0:16:21Aw! Still friends?

0:16:21 > 0:16:24- That was great fun.- Ooh.- Thank you.

0:16:24 > 0:16:26It was good, but...

0:16:26 > 0:16:27that's enough.

0:16:28 > 0:16:31I think Catherine could do with a cup of tea. How British!

0:16:32 > 0:16:35From the heady days of pre-war daredevil motor racing

0:16:35 > 0:16:37and the spectacular achievements of Vanwall,

0:16:37 > 0:16:40Donington Park Circuit became a training ground

0:16:40 > 0:16:43for developing British engineering to the highest of standards,

0:16:43 > 0:16:45and helped to hone the talents

0:16:45 > 0:16:48of some of the greatest British drivers of all time.

0:16:52 > 0:16:57While cars were spinning around Donington racetrack in the 1950s,

0:16:57 > 0:16:59Tony was a little 'un finding his voice.

0:16:59 > 0:17:02My first memory is when I was about five years old,

0:17:02 > 0:17:05my dad would stand me on a table.

0:17:05 > 0:17:07He'd play the piano and I would sing.

0:17:07 > 0:17:10My grandparents then would put their hands in their pockets

0:17:10 > 0:17:12and give me money for singing.

0:17:12 > 0:17:15I thought, "Hmm, that's a career."

0:17:17 > 0:17:21Margie and Tony have made their way to the city of Nottingham.

0:17:21 > 0:17:24Hopkinson Vintage Antiques & Arts Centre

0:17:24 > 0:17:27is next on their road-tripping expedition.

0:17:27 > 0:17:30Laser-sharp focus is needed, because there are four floors

0:17:30 > 0:17:34and 200 dealers selling their wares in here, and that's a lot.

0:17:41 > 0:17:43Too expensive.

0:17:46 > 0:17:49We've got to win. We've got to beat Jimmy.

0:17:49 > 0:17:53Margie and Tony have £340 left to spend.

0:17:53 > 0:17:55# La la la la la la

0:17:55 > 0:17:57- BOTH:- # La la la la la la. #

0:17:57 > 0:17:59Very musical.

0:17:59 > 0:18:03Finally, Margie has sifted something out. What's this?

0:18:03 > 0:18:07Are they copying Jimmy's ship lamp purchase from earlier?

0:18:07 > 0:18:12Do you think that's a sellable thing? It's an original, isn't it?

0:18:12 > 0:18:13Is it?

0:18:13 > 0:18:16- Do you like it? Shall I put it down here?- Oh, OK.

0:18:17 > 0:18:18Once powered by kerosene,

0:18:18 > 0:18:22this copper and brass ship's lamp from the late 19th century

0:18:22 > 0:18:26has been electrified for use as an interior design piece.

0:18:26 > 0:18:29That's been on a ship or something.

0:18:29 > 0:18:30It looks very new, doesn't it?

0:18:30 > 0:18:34- It's been cleaned.- A marine lamp. Do you like it or not?

0:18:34 > 0:18:36- Well... - You're not sure.- I'm not sure.

0:18:36 > 0:18:40- Anything that you've seen?- No.

0:18:40 > 0:18:42I haven't.

0:18:42 > 0:18:43Oh, dear.

0:18:43 > 0:18:46- But you're not happy with that? - Well...- It's an antique, isn't it?

0:18:46 > 0:18:48- Yeah.- Yeah.

0:18:48 > 0:18:51- Well, shall we just see how cheap it can be?- Yeah.

0:18:51 > 0:18:55Liam is on hand to assist. The ticket price is £80.

0:18:56 > 0:18:58Look out.

0:18:58 > 0:19:00Would that be a really good deal?

0:19:00 > 0:19:02What are you wanting?

0:19:02 > 0:19:04Obviously the cheapest price you can get.

0:19:04 > 0:19:06Well, I was thinking about 50.

0:19:07 > 0:19:08I don't think we can go to 50.

0:19:08 > 0:19:11Hmm. What do you think?

0:19:12 > 0:19:16If I had to apply a bit of a discount, I'd do £60.

0:19:16 > 0:19:19As an in-between. I'd give you a chance to make some profit.

0:19:19 > 0:19:21- I quite like that. - Yeah, we'll take it.- Hopefully.

0:19:21 > 0:19:23Yeah. Fingers crossed.

0:19:23 > 0:19:24Fingers crossed.

0:19:24 > 0:19:27- We have a deal.- Thank you.

0:19:27 > 0:19:30I'm not sure if Tony actually really likes it.

0:19:30 > 0:19:36Anyway, time for a rest before you do it all again tomorrow.

0:19:36 > 0:19:37Nighty-night.

0:19:43 > 0:19:44What a lovely morning.

0:19:44 > 0:19:47Our musical maestros don't need a radio in this Bentley.

0:19:51 > 0:19:53THEY HUM MELODY

0:19:53 > 0:19:54Hey!

0:19:54 > 0:19:57It's party time with the fellas.

0:19:57 > 0:19:58What about the girls?

0:19:58 > 0:20:01We didn't spend much yesterday, but watch this space, Margie,

0:20:01 > 0:20:04today is the day we will spend.

0:20:04 > 0:20:05Well, me too.

0:20:05 > 0:20:07I want to spend. Today, let's spend.

0:20:07 > 0:20:09Hurrah!

0:20:14 > 0:20:16Yesterday, our perky pop legends

0:20:16 > 0:20:19launched into the world of antiques full of gusto.

0:20:21 > 0:20:23Margie and Tony bought three lots -

0:20:23 > 0:20:25the silver sugar shaker,

0:20:25 > 0:20:29the Victorian lady's evening coat, and the converted marine lamp,

0:20:29 > 0:20:32meaning they have £280 to spend today.

0:20:34 > 0:20:36Whilst Catherine and Jimmy bought two lots -

0:20:36 > 0:20:39the two ship's lamps and the retro fan.

0:20:39 > 0:20:41They still have £386 left to spend.

0:20:45 > 0:20:48The troops are assembling in the town of Telford in Shropshire.

0:20:51 > 0:20:53- Ah!- Oh, there they are.

0:20:53 > 0:20:55Hello!

0:20:56 > 0:20:57Our boys.

0:20:58 > 0:21:00Our boys!

0:21:00 > 0:21:02We're like teenagers.

0:21:02 > 0:21:03Good morning.

0:21:03 > 0:21:06- Hello, ladies.- Hello, girls.

0:21:06 > 0:21:09Look at you two, you're back to the future.

0:21:09 > 0:21:11- MARGIE:- We are, we've come back.

0:21:11 > 0:21:13- You're in charge of the Bentley, all right?- I'll drive.

0:21:13 > 0:21:16- Do you...?- Do you want...? Oh, go on, then.

0:21:16 > 0:21:18Come on, let's go. Let's go shopping.

0:21:22 > 0:21:28Tony wasn't always in showbiz. As a young man, he had a 9-5 and a boss.

0:21:28 > 0:21:30He called me into the office and said,

0:21:30 > 0:21:31"Look, you've got a choice to make.

0:21:31 > 0:21:35"You either want to be an accountant like your father

0:21:35 > 0:21:37"or do you want to be another Adam Faith?"

0:21:39 > 0:21:41With his tongue in his cheek.

0:21:41 > 0:21:42What did you say?

0:21:42 > 0:21:44- "I'm sorry." - "I want to be a singer."

0:21:44 > 0:21:48He said, "Well, I'm sorry, but we're going to have to let you go."

0:21:48 > 0:21:50Good thing your boss did, eh?

0:21:52 > 0:21:54We'll join Margie and Tony later, but for now,

0:21:54 > 0:21:56Catherine and Jimmy are powering

0:21:56 > 0:21:59towards their next shopping destination,

0:21:59 > 0:22:01the pretty town of Much Wenlock in Shropshire.

0:22:04 > 0:22:08So what was life really like back then, on tour with The Osmonds?

0:22:08 > 0:22:11I mean, what was going through your mind? Were you having fun?

0:22:11 > 0:22:14It was so crazy back in the '70s.

0:22:14 > 0:22:16It was kind of alarming, in a way.

0:22:16 > 0:22:19I mean, I can remember not being able to get out of a hotel room,

0:22:19 > 0:22:23and running into these bread trucks so that nobody knew

0:22:23 > 0:22:26you were in them, and hiding under the tables of a Chinese restaurant.

0:22:26 > 0:22:29- That's just another world, though, isn't it?- It was just bizarre.

0:22:29 > 0:22:34I mean, something you'd see in a movie. But that was my life.

0:22:34 > 0:22:36Blimey, Jimmy!

0:22:36 > 0:22:38Our Catherine will take very good care of you

0:22:38 > 0:22:41in this lovely emporium called Memories.

0:22:42 > 0:22:46Get spending! You've got over £380 to splash.

0:22:46 > 0:22:49All right, I'm feeling good, feeling good. After you. Ladies first.

0:22:49 > 0:22:50Yeah? You ready?

0:22:50 > 0:22:52- Yeah, let's do it.- OK.

0:22:54 > 0:22:58- Whoa!- Lots of cups. Lots of china. - It's like the Mad Hatter lives here.

0:23:00 > 0:23:02MUSIC: Freak Out by Chic

0:23:09 > 0:23:12Catherine and Jimmy have a language all of their own.

0:23:12 > 0:23:13Chi-co!

0:23:13 > 0:23:15- Chi-ki-chi-kah. - Chi-ki-chi-kah.

0:23:15 > 0:23:21- That weird little box?- Yeah. This is a sample box that people...

0:23:21 > 0:23:24Huntley & Palmers, the people who produce the biscuit,

0:23:24 > 0:23:26they would have gone round with this little sample...

0:23:26 > 0:23:30- Oh, really, so it's a tester.- ..to show the biscuits that they made.

0:23:30 > 0:23:33Let's get a better look. Owner Mary is being very helpful.

0:23:34 > 0:23:36Is it tin?

0:23:36 > 0:23:38- It is.- Wow.

0:23:38 > 0:23:41- Have a look, Jimmy. - Is there anything in it?

0:23:41 > 0:23:44- Jimmy wants it to be full of biscuits.- Oh...

0:23:44 > 0:23:47That's got to be a discount. There's nothing in it.

0:23:47 > 0:23:50- Oh, I'm sure we can arrange that. - What am I going to do with a tin?

0:23:50 > 0:23:52What's on it? How much?

0:23:52 > 0:23:54Unfortunately it's in at 40.

0:23:54 > 0:23:55- 40?!- Hmm.

0:23:55 > 0:23:57Because I want to buy other stuff from you,

0:23:57 > 0:24:00I kind of need it really good.

0:24:00 > 0:24:0220. Half price.

0:24:02 > 0:24:05Yeah? OK, I was going to say 10, and you said 20,

0:24:05 > 0:24:07how about we meet in the middle?

0:24:07 > 0:24:09Would that be all right?

0:24:09 > 0:24:12- I would do 18. That's the best. - The very best.- Yeah.

0:24:12 > 0:24:15Well, what if we hold off on this for a minute

0:24:15 > 0:24:16and then see what else we do?

0:24:16 > 0:24:21Cor, Jimmy is confident when holding the reins of sharp negotiation.

0:24:21 > 0:24:25But what's next for our road trip buddies?

0:24:25 > 0:24:27Everybody is collecting vinyls again, you know?

0:24:29 > 0:24:31Hang on in there, Catherine.

0:24:32 > 0:24:35Cor, you're strong.

0:24:35 > 0:24:36Take your time.

0:24:36 > 0:24:38- I love album covers. - Take your time, Jimmy.

0:24:38 > 0:24:40We've got all the time in the world.

0:24:40 > 0:24:42- Are you having a struggle? - No...- Come on.

0:24:42 > 0:24:45- Top Of The Pops.- Oh, yeah. Crazy... That's yours!

0:24:45 > 0:24:47- It's at the top, Crazy Horses. - Ha!

0:24:47 > 0:24:49Oh, that's brilliant.

0:24:49 > 0:24:50Is that cool or what?

0:24:51 > 0:24:53Super cool. Jimmy has a light bulb moment.

0:24:55 > 0:24:56Ooh... Mary!

0:24:56 > 0:24:58Do you have any record players?

0:24:58 > 0:25:01Yes, there should be two around that area somewhere.

0:25:01 > 0:25:05Wouldn't this be cool - if we had a record player, a record rack,

0:25:05 > 0:25:07like this guy right here?

0:25:07 > 0:25:09You've got Long Haired Lover From Liverpool on here as well.

0:25:09 > 0:25:12- Are you serious?- You've got two songs.- I've got two songs on there.

0:25:12 > 0:25:14See, I know your songs better than you do.

0:25:14 > 0:25:17So what if we did a record player,

0:25:17 > 0:25:22a record rack and a record with two of our songs on it?

0:25:22 > 0:25:23What's the good guy price?

0:25:23 > 0:25:29Normally, it would be about £40 for the record player, £10 for the rack.

0:25:29 > 0:25:34- 25 all-in.- What do you think? - Best price.

0:25:34 > 0:25:37Best price. Well, I don't want to push... Can I ask this?

0:25:37 > 0:25:41If we do this, can we have the tin for 15?

0:25:41 > 0:25:45- Yes. - I love ya. Let's do it.

0:25:45 > 0:25:48Crikey, Moses, poor Catherine didn't get a word in there.

0:25:48 > 0:25:51Two lots bought, and Jimmy is on the prowl for more.

0:25:53 > 0:25:55Look at this, this is cool.

0:25:55 > 0:25:56What about this?

0:25:56 > 0:25:59- Yeah?- That is amazing. - Look at those baby drawers.

0:25:59 > 0:26:01What do you put in there? Tooth picks.

0:26:01 > 0:26:04I mean, what do you do? There's like nothing to put in there.

0:26:04 > 0:26:09- It's a toolmaker's chest.- Is it? You're such a nice lady.

0:26:09 > 0:26:11He's gone platinum with the charm.

0:26:11 > 0:26:14So what would you do? What would be the best price?

0:26:14 > 0:26:16189. The very best would be 125.

0:26:17 > 0:26:20Can that possibly go down to about 100?

0:26:21 > 0:26:24I could probably do 100 on that, actually.

0:26:25 > 0:26:27- What do you think? - How much for the phone and that?

0:26:27 > 0:26:30- Phone is... - There's no stopping you, is there?

0:26:30 > 0:26:32No, I just like how it looks. It's like...

0:26:32 > 0:26:33Look at that together, it's awesome.

0:26:33 > 0:26:35Yeah, it does look good.

0:26:35 > 0:26:36125 with the phone.

0:26:37 > 0:26:42Sounds fair, Mary. But I suspect Jimmy is up to something.

0:26:42 > 0:26:45What we'd really like to trade you are these mariner lamps.

0:26:45 > 0:26:47- It's like port and starboard. - Do you want me to go get them?

0:26:47 > 0:26:51- I could certainly have a look, yes. - I'll go and get them.- Would you?

0:26:51 > 0:26:53- Don't buy anything else.- I'll stop.

0:26:53 > 0:26:56Thank you so much. I love that. That is...

0:26:56 > 0:27:00Jimmy is hoping to throw Margie and Tony off the scent,

0:27:00 > 0:27:04and he's being super canny. He only paid £7 for those lamps.

0:27:05 > 0:27:08They are fairly modern. There's some marking on the top.

0:27:08 > 0:27:11- What are you hoping to get for them? - Where are we at on this one?

0:27:11 > 0:27:12We're at 125.

0:27:12 > 0:27:15If there's any way we could get that lot for 100

0:27:15 > 0:27:19and we could give you these, two of these, remember,

0:27:19 > 0:27:22for 25, that would be really good.

0:27:22 > 0:27:25Yeah, I'd rather do just 20 on these.

0:27:25 > 0:27:27You're so nice. Let's do it. Thank you for doing that.

0:27:27 > 0:27:29You rock.

0:27:29 > 0:27:30- You rock.- Right.

0:27:30 > 0:27:33You rock, eh? Well played.

0:27:33 > 0:27:36Trading in the ship's lamps means the engineer's drawers

0:27:36 > 0:27:38and the Bakelite phone cost £112.

0:27:39 > 0:27:45The '70s records lot for 25 and the biscuit sampler tin for 15.

0:27:45 > 0:27:47Hello, somebody's nicked the engine.

0:27:49 > 0:27:51Let's return to Margie and Tony.

0:27:51 > 0:27:53They're having a breather and travelling

0:27:53 > 0:27:57to the Museum of Iron in the village of Coalbrookdale in Shropshire.

0:27:59 > 0:28:02Tony is telling Margie about his days

0:28:02 > 0:28:05before a glittering career in showbiz.

0:28:05 > 0:28:08- When I left school, I went to work in an office.- Mm.

0:28:09 > 0:28:12In a steelworks. I used to walk round and go and visit the...

0:28:12 > 0:28:15Times of when they were emptying the furnaces into...

0:28:15 > 0:28:18- Oh, so dangerous. - Absolutely brilliant.

0:28:18 > 0:28:19Oh, it was absolutely fascinating.

0:28:21 > 0:28:24This area is responsible for the Industrial Revolution,

0:28:24 > 0:28:27all thanks to Abraham Darby's revolutionary techniques

0:28:27 > 0:28:30in iron making in the early 18th century.

0:28:30 > 0:28:33He developed the coke-burning blast furnace,

0:28:33 > 0:28:37which made it possible to produce commercial iron cheaply.

0:28:38 > 0:28:41Once sleepy, Coalbrookdale became a powerhouse

0:28:41 > 0:28:45of pioneering excellence at the dawning of the industrial world.

0:28:48 > 0:28:52Margie and Tony are meeting with David to find out more.

0:28:52 > 0:28:56This was the derelict old furnace that Abraham Darby took over.

0:28:56 > 0:29:00Refurbished it, got new bellows, and in January 1709,

0:29:00 > 0:29:02he started drawing off the new metal.

0:29:02 > 0:29:06- Yeah? What sort of things did they make?- Everyday utensils.

0:29:06 > 0:29:08It all started with the three-legged pot.

0:29:08 > 0:29:11The success of manufacturing this little pot sparked

0:29:11 > 0:29:14the beginning of mass production of cast iron.

0:29:15 > 0:29:18This is an example of the ones he made?

0:29:18 > 0:29:22Absolutely, this is an early Coalbrookdale pot.

0:29:22 > 0:29:25I say early, they were actually then made for many centuries,

0:29:25 > 0:29:27well into the 20th century,

0:29:27 > 0:29:30when they were still exported to other countries.

0:29:30 > 0:29:31Is it heavy?

0:29:31 > 0:29:33- It's not too heavy, you see? - It's not too bad.

0:29:33 > 0:29:35He cut down on the amount of metal he was using,

0:29:35 > 0:29:38so, in other words, the amount of metal he was producing,

0:29:38 > 0:29:41which was about 5-10 tonnes a week, went further.

0:29:41 > 0:29:45He was producing about 150 of these, apparently, by 1713, a week.

0:29:47 > 0:29:50By the mid-19th century, the world was reliant on cast iron,

0:29:50 > 0:29:54heavily used for both domestic and industrial purposes.

0:29:55 > 0:29:58Cast iron was also used for some of the early steam engines,

0:29:58 > 0:30:01the cylinders of some of the very earliest steam engines.

0:30:01 > 0:30:06So basically, this innovation fuelled the Industrial Revolution.

0:30:06 > 0:30:09It made possible all those engineering innovations in textiles,

0:30:09 > 0:30:12with power looms, steam engines,

0:30:12 > 0:30:15- steamships all stemming from this. - Yeah.

0:30:15 > 0:30:18The pioneering inventor was something that pumped through

0:30:18 > 0:30:20the veins of the Darby lineage.

0:30:20 > 0:30:27In 1779, Darby's grandson, Abraham Darby III, constructed the world's

0:30:27 > 0:30:31first industrial iron bridge, over the River Severn, in Coalbrookdale.

0:30:31 > 0:30:33A stone's throw from the factory,

0:30:33 > 0:30:38this bridge showcased the versatility of iron to the world.

0:30:38 > 0:30:41Here we are, this is the bridge, the famous iron bridge,

0:30:41 > 0:30:44made at the Coalbrookdale Foundry by the Darby family,

0:30:44 > 0:30:47and this really took ironwork into this new area

0:30:47 > 0:30:51of constructional ironwork, architectural ironwork.

0:30:51 > 0:30:53And it is also beautiful.

0:30:53 > 0:30:57- The bridge is still here, it survives as a monument...- Yeah.

0:30:57 > 0:31:00..to the thriving industry that was along the banks

0:31:00 > 0:31:03- of the River Severn here.- Yeah.

0:31:03 > 0:31:07Generations of Darbys continued the scientific and industrial

0:31:07 > 0:31:09advances of Abraham Darby I.

0:31:09 > 0:31:13The changes affected how we live on a global scale

0:31:13 > 0:31:16and enabled Britain to become the world's most dominant industrial,

0:31:16 > 0:31:21colonial and military power in the 18th and 19th centuries.

0:31:21 > 0:31:25- David, thanks for looking after us. - It's been a pleasure.- Thanks.

0:31:25 > 0:31:27Catherine and Jimmy

0:31:27 > 0:31:29have zoomed northwest,

0:31:29 > 0:31:30to the town of Shrewsbury,

0:31:30 > 0:31:31in Shropshire.

0:31:31 > 0:31:35- So this is Shrewsbury.- Shros... - Shroosbury.

0:31:35 > 0:31:38Yes, Shrosbury, Shroosbury.

0:31:38 > 0:31:41- Shroos... What?- Is it tomay-to, toma-to? One of those things.

0:31:41 > 0:31:43SHE LAUGHS

0:31:43 > 0:31:46SHE MAKES WHOOSHING NOISE

0:31:46 > 0:31:50- I feel like I'm getting out of a spaceship.- CHUCKLING:- You are.

0:31:50 > 0:31:52And you're the pilot.

0:31:52 > 0:31:54Ooh, look at that, bit awkward.

0:31:54 > 0:31:57Memory Lane is owned by the lovely Holly.

0:31:57 > 0:31:58If you find anything, come to us.

0:31:58 > 0:32:00- Can we wheel and deal with you? - You can try.

0:32:00 > 0:32:02Ah, look at her!

0:32:02 > 0:32:05GIGGLING: You might have met your match, Jimbo.

0:32:10 > 0:32:13Hey, Catherine, check this out. This is cool.

0:32:13 > 0:32:16Wouldn't that be neat, like, on a shelf? What is it?

0:32:16 > 0:32:19- It's like... - Oh, it's a coffee grinder.- Is it?

0:32:19 > 0:32:20# Do the hustle... #

0:32:20 > 0:32:24- This looks like a particularly good example.- Right there.

0:32:24 > 0:32:27- And it's worth a second look. - It's kind of cool, look at that.

0:32:27 > 0:32:30Wouldn't that be good in a really cool, like, trendy...

0:32:30 > 0:32:32- I think it'd be amazing. - ..coffee shop?

0:32:32 > 0:32:35- Yeah, just up on a high shelf or something, you know?- Yeah.

0:32:35 > 0:32:37So you'd get beans and put them in there,

0:32:37 > 0:32:38and you're turning the handle.

0:32:38 > 0:32:42- Shall we get it? - Cor, he's quick off the mark.

0:32:42 > 0:32:45- Let's put ourselves out of pain. - £160.

0:32:45 > 0:32:50Ooh. Ah, that never stopped me, did it? Come on.

0:32:51 > 0:32:53Is this guy for real?

0:32:53 > 0:32:54He sure is.

0:32:54 > 0:32:57Back inside, Holly makes a call to the dealer,

0:32:57 > 0:33:00but young Jimmy wants to take control...again.

0:33:00 > 0:33:04It's John? Hey, John, how are you, sir?

0:33:04 > 0:33:07And how much is that coffee grinder in the window?

0:33:07 > 0:33:08HOLLY AND CATHERINE LAUGH

0:33:08 > 0:33:11The one with the waggly tail. No. Um...

0:33:13 > 0:33:15Is it American? No wonder I was drawn to it.

0:33:17 > 0:33:19He said 120 is all.

0:33:19 > 0:33:21But we could only do half price,

0:33:21 > 0:33:23which, I hope that didn't offend you.

0:33:23 > 0:33:26Can we meet in the middle?

0:33:26 > 0:33:29115. Hold on, can I just talk to my partner here...

0:33:29 > 0:33:31Partner in crime.

0:33:31 > 0:33:33..and ask her what she thinks, is that all right?

0:33:33 > 0:33:37While Jimmy and Catherine have a ponder...

0:33:38 > 0:33:39..Margie and Tony are making

0:33:39 > 0:33:40their way north-east

0:33:40 > 0:33:42to the Shropshire town

0:33:42 > 0:33:44of Shifnal.

0:33:44 > 0:33:45SONG: Whole Lotta Love

0:33:45 > 0:33:47- Are you going to sing to me before we finish?- Oh.

0:33:49 > 0:33:51That would be a no, then.

0:33:51 > 0:33:56- Time's running out for our time together, Tony.- Oh, I know.

0:33:56 > 0:33:58Well, make the most of it, then.

0:33:58 > 0:34:01TwoJays Corner is the last shop of the day,

0:34:01 > 0:34:04and this is Tony's last chance to find some more goodies.

0:34:04 > 0:34:08- Come on, let's get in there.- Let's do it, let's see what we've got.

0:34:08 > 0:34:09Let's do it.

0:34:14 > 0:34:17That Margie can be a bit of a nosy parker.

0:34:17 > 0:34:20- What do you have at home?- A mixture.

0:34:20 > 0:34:23- We go for dark wood.- Do you?- Yeah.

0:34:23 > 0:34:25Mm. What, old?

0:34:25 > 0:34:30- Some of it is, yeah.- Bit of antique? - Bit of it.- Yeah? Bit of modern?

0:34:30 > 0:34:32- Mind your own business. - Quite right, Tony.

0:34:32 > 0:34:35We're talking antiques here.

0:34:35 > 0:34:38How are Jimmy and Catherine getting on with making that deal?

0:34:38 > 0:34:45So, we know that our friend on the phone will go for 115 for this.

0:34:45 > 0:34:46- OK.- Let's do it, shall we?

0:34:46 > 0:34:51- I need to pay you.- Are you happy? - I'm happy. I'm skint, but I'm happy.

0:34:51 > 0:34:53CATHERINE LAUGHS

0:34:53 > 0:34:55Jimmy really likes to take control.

0:34:55 > 0:34:59Could this be an expensive gamble or a clued-up, profit-making success?

0:35:01 > 0:35:04Meanwhile, back in the camp of Tony and Margie...

0:35:04 > 0:35:08Is that a clocking-in clock? Look at that. Love those, don't you?

0:35:08 > 0:35:12- Used to have that at the steelworks where I worked.- Did you?- Yeah.

0:35:12 > 0:35:16- For the workmen, yeah, they used to clock in.- I think they're fantastic.

0:35:16 > 0:35:20After a trip down memory lane, what's next for this twosome?

0:35:20 > 0:35:25- Tony.- Yeah?- Shall we go outside? Do you want to go outside?

0:35:25 > 0:35:27THEY LAUGH

0:35:27 > 0:35:28Sorry, I'll do it again.

0:35:28 > 0:35:30Sounds like a pick-up line.

0:35:30 > 0:35:32Blimey.

0:35:32 > 0:35:37- OK, let's go.- And the helpful Jackie will accompany them to talk prices.

0:35:37 > 0:35:41Right, now, we've got to look at everything, haven't we?

0:35:41 > 0:35:42Are you looking?

0:35:42 > 0:35:48- All right, Mrs Bossy Boots! - Still looking.- Ooh, quite like that.

0:35:48 > 0:35:52- That's interesting. Is it stone? - It's got style, that, hasn't it?

0:35:52 > 0:35:56- 1819, this one. - That's the stock number!

0:35:56 > 0:35:58JACKIE AND MARGIE LAUGH

0:35:58 > 0:36:00How was Tony meant to know that?

0:36:00 > 0:36:02The ticket price is £67.50.

0:36:05 > 0:36:10- And the old boxer there. People like dogs.- It's a bulldog.

0:36:10 > 0:36:13- Oh, is it a bulldog?- Yeah.

0:36:13 > 0:36:16- Just don't know what's going on here.- That's his leg!

0:36:16 > 0:36:17Oh, it's his leg?

0:36:17 > 0:36:19Oh, Margie.

0:36:19 > 0:36:24- Have you had him a while? Cos the sign's washed out.- Mmm.

0:36:24 > 0:36:28- Oh, look.- Oh.

0:36:28 > 0:36:34Two cats in the planters. Oh, look at that. Hello!

0:36:34 > 0:36:38- Those are two bulb planters? - I'd say they are, yep.

0:36:38 > 0:36:42- About 1950s. - So what sort of price are they?

0:36:42 > 0:36:44One has gone.

0:36:45 > 0:36:48- What sort of money are they?- Erm... - Can they be a good price?

0:36:48 > 0:36:54I could do those for you for... Let me have a think.

0:36:55 > 0:36:59Cos you're pausing, I'm going to come in with 65.

0:36:59 > 0:37:01- I was thinking more like 75.- Right.

0:37:02 > 0:37:05Now we have three lots rooted out,

0:37:05 > 0:37:08it's time for Tony to take control of the dealing reins.

0:37:08 > 0:37:12- I'm moving towards this, Jackie.- Mmm.

0:37:14 > 0:37:17What I want to know is, what's your best price?

0:37:17 > 0:37:18MARGIE CHUCKLES

0:37:18 > 0:37:22I could do him for...35.

0:37:22 > 0:37:25- 35?- Mm.- And we were thinking of...

0:37:25 > 0:37:26Of the bulldog.

0:37:26 > 0:37:29I can do the bulldog for 15.

0:37:29 > 0:37:30- 15?- Mm-hm.

0:37:30 > 0:37:35And then we've got to consider the planters with the cats in.

0:37:35 > 0:37:37Yeah, I'll do 65 for the planters.

0:37:37 > 0:37:39- Well, I think that's fair, thank you.- Yeah?

0:37:39 > 0:37:41- Hopefully they'll do well. - Shake on it.

0:37:41 > 0:37:45- And thanks.- Thanks very much, Jackie.- And good luck.

0:37:45 > 0:37:47Yeah, I think we might need it.

0:37:47 > 0:37:49THEY LAUGH

0:37:49 > 0:37:54What a whirlwind buy...of three items costing a grand total of £115.

0:37:54 > 0:37:57And - can you believe it? -

0:37:57 > 0:38:00we've reached the end of our shopping spectacular.

0:38:02 > 0:38:05And Catherine and Jimmy are in high spirits.

0:38:05 > 0:38:08- I like Neil Diamond. Do you?- I do.

0:38:08 > 0:38:10- # Sweet Caroline... # - Oh.

0:38:10 > 0:38:12- BOTH:- # Bam-bam-bam

0:38:12 > 0:38:15# Good times never seemed so good... #

0:38:15 > 0:38:17Do it!

0:38:17 > 0:38:19He always said these weird little things, like,

0:38:19 > 0:38:20"Do it! Yeah!" You know?

0:38:20 > 0:38:22CATHERINE LAUGHS

0:38:22 > 0:38:25Now for the big peek at one another's buys.

0:38:27 > 0:38:31Wow, how did it go? Did you enjoy yourselves?

0:38:31 > 0:38:34- Yeah, course we did.- Did you have a good time?- I had a great time.

0:38:34 > 0:38:36- I learnt a lot. - Did you buy some cool things?

0:38:36 > 0:38:37TONY AND MARGIE LAUGH

0:38:37 > 0:38:41- Very cool things. - It depends what you mean by "cool".

0:38:41 > 0:38:44Come on, we got to see 'em, I'm excited to see 'em.

0:38:44 > 0:38:46Hang on, hang on, we don't want to spoil anything.

0:38:46 > 0:38:48- JIMMY AND CATHERINE:- Ooooh.

0:38:48 > 0:38:50There we go.

0:38:50 > 0:38:51Hey, Crazy Horses!

0:38:51 > 0:38:53# Crazy hors... #

0:38:53 > 0:38:54# Crazy horses... #

0:38:54 > 0:38:57- I think this bunch have had too much sugar.- That is great.

0:38:57 > 0:39:00- I love your dog.- Look at the dog.

0:39:00 > 0:39:02- Is it old?- No, not very.

0:39:02 > 0:39:05- What is that?- That is... Oh, we can't touch it.- You do it.

0:39:05 > 0:39:08- Yeah, we can.- I picked that. - Did you?

0:39:08 > 0:39:11It's a Victorian evening coat. - Amazing.

0:39:11 > 0:39:13- You picked that at the first shop. - Exactly.

0:39:13 > 0:39:15CATHERINE AND JIMMY: Ahhh.

0:39:15 > 0:39:17- Very clever.- Yeah.- Very clever. What's this?

0:39:17 > 0:39:24This is a marine lamp. - Yes, cos you saw our little lamps. Right, OK.

0:39:24 > 0:39:27We got to shake them off our tails, haven't we?

0:39:27 > 0:39:28OK, so you thought you would copy us.

0:39:28 > 0:39:31And in there is a silver sugar shaker.

0:39:31 > 0:39:34- I want to see.- You want to see? - Oh, don't touch it. It's all right.

0:39:34 > 0:39:36- TONY:- Can you see?

0:39:36 > 0:39:39- There we go.- And it is...?

0:39:39 > 0:39:40- Real silver?- £35.

0:39:40 > 0:39:43- TONY:- Real silver. - Get out of town.- 1927.

0:39:43 > 0:39:46- Really?- 35?- Yeah! - She's the queen of silver.

0:39:46 > 0:39:48- TONY:- She knocked it down.

0:39:48 > 0:39:50- - OK, would you like to see ours? - Can't wait.

0:39:50 > 0:39:54- You do this.- I'll do this. - On your marks, get set, go!

0:39:54 > 0:39:57Whoa! Oh, that's great!

0:39:57 > 0:40:00- An old coffee grinder. - Yeah, that's a coffee grinder.

0:40:00 > 0:40:03- It's like toleware. - No, that's a hot chocolate grinder.

0:40:03 > 0:40:06- For me.- Are you a hot chocolate man? - Yeah, I'm a hot chocolate man.

0:40:06 > 0:40:10And then this, I love that vintage. We got that at the first place.

0:40:10 > 0:40:13- Oh, God, that's good, I like that. - This is what's really cool.

0:40:13 > 0:40:17- Like that?- Yeah, I love these little chests.- So that's one lot there.

0:40:17 > 0:40:18To go with the telephone?

0:40:18 > 0:40:21Well, we thought it looked quite good together, it was on it,

0:40:21 > 0:40:24- but we just...- And how much did you pay for that?- We paid 105.

0:40:24 > 0:40:27- I love that. That's really nice. - That's nice.

0:40:27 > 0:40:30- - Have you noticed anything missing? - Anything missing? Yes!

0:40:30 > 0:40:34- Your two lamps.- Yes. - We horse-traded.

0:40:34 > 0:40:37- You traded.- We traded and got a better deal on that.

0:40:37 > 0:40:40Jimmy and Catherine are sharpshooters, Margie.

0:40:40 > 0:40:43- I've got to show you this. - He's up for it, is old Jimmy.

0:40:43 > 0:40:45Look what we found.

0:40:45 > 0:40:49- Top Of The Pops. - Top Of The Pops. Crazy Horse.

0:40:49 > 0:40:52Long Haired Lover From Liverpool. No kidding!

0:40:52 > 0:40:54Who sang that? Who sang that?

0:40:54 > 0:40:57But that's either a really bad thing that nobody wanted it...

0:40:57 > 0:40:58The Jacksons. I love The Jacksons.

0:40:58 > 0:41:02- Oh, yeah, right.- Oh, Tony, you joker.- That's very good.

0:41:02 > 0:41:06Yeah, it's a record player with the records in the little display thing.

0:41:06 > 0:41:09- And our music.- And Jimmy's autograph.- Isn't that hilarious?

0:41:09 > 0:41:10That is hilarious.

0:41:10 > 0:41:14I signed it, which is really going to take the value down, you see.

0:41:14 > 0:41:15No, you're going to do OK with that.

0:41:15 > 0:41:19- Margie, can I show you one last thing?- This is cool, I like this.

0:41:19 > 0:41:21- Yes, go on.- I have to tell you, this one last thing

0:41:21 > 0:41:25is a little miniature Huntley & Palmers biscuit tin.

0:41:25 > 0:41:30- Oh, how cute.- So I think we have bought completely different things.

0:41:30 > 0:41:33- No kidding, Sherlock. - It's going to be an amazing auction.

0:41:33 > 0:41:37And all I can do is wish you the very best, Catherine Southon.

0:41:37 > 0:41:42- It's going to be great.- Good luck. - Good luck.- May the best team win.

0:41:42 > 0:41:44- Yes, well, thank you!

0:41:44 > 0:41:46Yes, we will, right?

0:41:46 > 0:41:48- Come on.- Come on.

0:41:48 > 0:41:52What a bunch, eh? But what do they really think?

0:41:52 > 0:41:54I like the horse, that was kind of cool,

0:41:54 > 0:41:56but I don't know if anybody's...

0:41:56 > 0:41:58You know what? Those things are modern, though. They're modern.

0:41:58 > 0:42:03I'm surprised he's in the position where he has to go and buy a fan.

0:42:05 > 0:42:08- I don't... The dress?- No.- No.

0:42:08 > 0:42:11- So, fingers crossed. - Fingers crossed.

0:42:11 > 0:42:13I think we did well. Good job, buddy.

0:42:13 > 0:42:15- Good job, buddy.- You're awesome.

0:42:15 > 0:42:17It's auction time.

0:42:17 > 0:42:19We're off to Stoke-on-Trent

0:42:19 > 0:42:20in Staffordshire - stand by.

0:42:22 > 0:42:24Jimmy and Tony are anticipating the final chapter

0:42:24 > 0:42:27of their Road Trip adventure.

0:42:27 > 0:42:29- This is my first auction, so this will be fun.- Yeah.

0:42:29 > 0:42:30This will be cool.

0:42:30 > 0:42:33- I've never been to an auction in my life.- Haven't you?- No.

0:42:33 > 0:42:37We're going to find out pretty quick which one of us is rubbish, right?

0:42:39 > 0:42:43It's tipping it down as the girls await our celebrities' arrival.

0:42:43 > 0:42:46- Hey!- Lovely day!

0:42:46 > 0:42:50- Welcome to Stoke! - JIMMY:- It's raining!

0:42:50 > 0:42:53- Quick, quick, quick, we're getting wet!- Shut the door.

0:42:53 > 0:42:56- Oh, thank you for the brolly, but... - Let's go inside.

0:42:56 > 0:42:58Let's do this. This will be fun.

0:42:58 > 0:43:00This will be fun, come on.

0:43:00 > 0:43:02Get in, before you catch a cold.

0:43:05 > 0:43:07Today, we're at ASH Auctions,

0:43:07 > 0:43:09and the man in command is auctioneer Lee Sherratt.

0:43:09 > 0:43:12What do you think of their offerings, then, Lee?

0:43:12 > 0:43:14When I saw the record player and the records,

0:43:14 > 0:43:18I just realised that I used to have one of those.

0:43:18 > 0:43:21Exactly the same model, back in the day, nineteen seventy...

0:43:21 > 0:43:23two, I think it was.

0:43:23 > 0:43:27The silver sugar shaker in its original box,

0:43:27 > 0:43:30I've had a lot of people having a look at that today,

0:43:30 > 0:43:32people who've come into the saleroom,

0:43:32 > 0:43:34so I'm sure that'll do well.

0:43:34 > 0:43:37Excellent. Jimmy and Catherine were today's biggest spenders.

0:43:37 > 0:43:42Jimmy proved to be a sweet-talking guy with a sharp business acumen.

0:43:42 > 0:43:46They spent £274 on five different lots.

0:43:48 > 0:43:51Tony and Margie were a little more laid-back, but dapper gent Tony

0:43:51 > 0:43:55knew what he wanted and persuaded Margie to buy into vintage clothing.

0:43:55 > 0:43:59They spent £235, also on five lots.

0:44:01 > 0:44:04It's a packed house as our glittering stars arrive.

0:44:04 > 0:44:07Get ready, the auction is about to begin.

0:44:07 > 0:44:13- Mm-hm.- This is it. - This is it, this is the moment.

0:44:13 > 0:44:15- Are you ready?- Are you ready? - Put 'em up.

0:44:15 > 0:44:18CATHERINE LAUGHS

0:44:18 > 0:44:20- Right, are we ready?- Yes, dear.

0:44:20 > 0:44:24- Do you think we're going to make some profits?

0:44:24 > 0:44:26Erm...

0:44:26 > 0:44:28There's confidence for you.

0:44:29 > 0:44:32First up, it's Jimmy's retro fan.

0:44:32 > 0:44:35I mean, it's a piece of art, it's of an era, isn't it?

0:44:35 > 0:44:38Come on, what am I selling myself for?

0:44:38 > 0:44:41£30, 25, come on, where are we?

0:44:41 > 0:44:43£20, £10 to start me, maybe £10?

0:44:43 > 0:44:47- 10 bid on my left.- MARGIE:- 10. - We have profit.

0:44:47 > 0:44:51..more than this, surely? At £10, 12? 10 on the left-hand side.

0:44:51 > 0:44:53- MARGIE:- Eh? In profit.

0:44:53 > 0:44:56Maiden bid of only £10. 12. At 12 now, is it 14?

0:44:56 > 0:44:59- Come on.- Come on!

0:44:59 > 0:45:02Feel like I'm riding a horse here.

0:45:02 > 0:45:05- Any more, then, at £14?- Come on! - You've doubled your money.

0:45:05 > 0:45:07Doubled your money.

0:45:07 > 0:45:10- JIMMY:- £14. It's good, isn't it?

0:45:10 > 0:45:13Doubled your money. Splendid result, Jimmy.

0:45:13 > 0:45:16- They're ahead.- Yes, we're doing famously, aren't we?

0:45:17 > 0:45:20Actually, you are, Jimmy.

0:45:21 > 0:45:25It's your turn now, Tony. The sugar shaker is up next.

0:45:26 > 0:45:29- Hey, shake your sugar. - # Shake it... #

0:45:29 > 0:45:33- TONY:- # Shake your sugar, baby... #

0:45:33 > 0:45:35- Loads of commission bids left on this.- Loads of commission bids!

0:45:35 > 0:45:38£40, straight in at 40, I'll take 45.

0:45:38 > 0:45:40You made a profit! Well done.

0:45:40 > 0:45:4450, now 5? On commission at £50. Carry on.

0:45:44 > 0:45:47- 55, and 60.- We're up to £60.

0:45:47 > 0:45:48- CATHERINE:- 60? Well done.

0:45:48 > 0:45:5365, going to sell it, no mistake, then, at £60...

0:45:53 > 0:45:56- JIMMY:- Whoa! Whoohoo!

0:45:56 > 0:45:59Way to go. All right, now it's on, buddy.

0:45:59 > 0:46:01I'm going now, I'm going now.

0:46:03 > 0:46:06Uh-oh, the buddies might be at war, but it's sweet success for Tony.

0:46:08 > 0:46:12- What's next?- Your dress. - It's a coat.- The dress.

0:46:12 > 0:46:14- It's a coat.- It's a dress, OK?

0:46:18 > 0:46:22Tony's Victorian evening coat is next.

0:46:22 > 0:46:26Lot 37 is a satin and lace handmade Victorian evening coat...

0:46:26 > 0:46:29And we've made a new friend to model the garment.

0:46:29 > 0:46:32Modelled, of course, by our, uh, modeller, Ros.

0:46:32 > 0:46:35LAUGHTER

0:46:35 > 0:46:37Give a little twirl, there you go.

0:46:37 > 0:46:39- Look at this.- Beautiful.

0:46:39 > 0:46:42- £20. Bid straight in at 20...- Beautiful.

0:46:42 > 0:46:4525, 30... 30 bid, now 5?

0:46:45 > 0:46:47- At £30... - MARGIE:- We're in profit!

0:46:47 > 0:46:50- Come on, it's worth more, surely. - Give a twirl!

0:46:50 > 0:46:5240, 42, I've got you, 44.

0:46:52 > 0:46:55- Come on.- 44, 44, 46?

0:46:55 > 0:47:0146. 48. Well done. Top it up to 50 now, come on. 49, then...

0:47:02 > 0:47:05For a dress? Give me a break.

0:47:05 > 0:47:08- 50, there we go.- What?!

0:47:08 > 0:47:11He's definitely out at £50, stuck to his task.

0:47:11 > 0:47:14- At £50...- It's you. You've done it. The model's done it.

0:47:14 > 0:47:18- CATHERINE AND JIMMY: Aww. CATHERINE:- Well done.

0:47:18 > 0:47:21- I stand corrected. - How did you do that?

0:47:21 > 0:47:23I'll let you do the shopping from now on, all right?

0:47:23 > 0:47:25How did you do that?

0:47:25 > 0:47:30Tony's got taste. Another sizeable profit for Margie's team.

0:47:30 > 0:47:35You are on fire. Tony the Tiger, see, what did I tell you?

0:47:35 > 0:47:37I can't believe it. I can't believe it.

0:47:39 > 0:47:42Back to Jimmy now. The engineer's drawers and Bakelite phone are next.

0:47:45 > 0:47:50- Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. - This is us, this is us.

0:47:50 > 0:47:54- We've got new porters.- Lovely phone.

0:47:54 > 0:47:56- MARGIE:- Right, here we go.

0:47:56 > 0:48:00- Any time you want a job, mate, come and see me.- All right, yeah!

0:48:00 > 0:48:03£30 the lot, get me £20 at the start of the bidding.

0:48:03 > 0:48:06- £20. All over the place. - Oh, everyone, everyone.

0:48:06 > 0:48:07Like a Mexican wave at the Vale there.

0:48:07 > 0:48:13£20 I'm bid now. 22, 24, 26, 28 and 30. 2, 4, 6, 8.

0:48:13 > 0:48:1640, 2, 4, 6, 8. 50, 2, 4, 6, 8.

0:48:16 > 0:48:17- MARGIE:- Ooh, getting there.

0:48:17 > 0:48:22- 60, 2...- Keep going, keep going.

0:48:22 > 0:48:26Where's 4? Come on. At £62, the hammer's up. Being sold at £62.

0:48:26 > 0:48:27No, come on!

0:48:27 > 0:48:31- Aww.- Oh, man!

0:48:31 > 0:48:34- Well, you did all right. - Where do we go?

0:48:36 > 0:48:39Well, you did everything you could to try and wow the crowd,

0:48:39 > 0:48:41but it's a hefty loss.

0:48:41 > 0:48:43So what did we lose?

0:48:43 > 0:48:45- Let's not talk about it.- Good plan.

0:48:47 > 0:48:51Tony's mariner's lamp is next. Well, we know it works.

0:48:51 > 0:48:55- We paid too much money. - Oh, what did you pay for that?

0:48:55 > 0:48:58GAVEL BANGS

0:48:58 > 0:49:01- £60.- Sorry, didn't hear that?

0:49:01 > 0:49:06- £20, somebody. I've got you, 20 bid. At 20 bid now...- 20.- Come on.

0:49:06 > 0:49:12At £20, and 2. We're off now, 24, and 6, now 8, 28, now 30...

0:49:12 > 0:49:15- Oh, you're going.- 32 now. 4.

0:49:15 > 0:49:17At 32 to your left-hand side. Any more now?

0:49:17 > 0:49:20At £32 now. The hammer's up. All done now at three-two.

0:49:20 > 0:49:23- Could have been worse. - I'm happy with that.

0:49:23 > 0:49:27And so you should be, Tony, you're still in the lead.

0:49:27 > 0:49:30I think that's the end of our problems.

0:49:30 > 0:49:32If that was your only problem, that's good,

0:49:32 > 0:49:34- we've got a lot of problems. - We've got a lot of problems.

0:49:36 > 0:49:40Let's hope you don't. It's Jimmy's biscuit sampler tin next.

0:49:42 > 0:49:44And it's got "Osborne" on the side.

0:49:44 > 0:49:46Aww. But you're not called Osborne.

0:49:46 > 0:49:48Not, it's another family, but it's close.

0:49:48 > 0:49:51- But it has "Marie" on the backside of it.- Oh, Marie.

0:49:51 > 0:49:53Yeah, so Marie Osborne.

0:49:53 > 0:49:56Put that in the bank and draw that interest, right?

0:49:56 > 0:49:59- £15 for it, where are we?- Come on!

0:49:59 > 0:50:03Give me a 5. 5 I'm bid. 6? 6 I'm bid. 7 I'm bid.

0:50:03 > 0:50:07- 8. Now 9.- Come on, come on! - It's going, it's going.

0:50:07 > 0:50:0912. 14. 14, 16.

0:50:09 > 0:50:10Commission buyer comes in.

0:50:10 > 0:50:13- No, come on!- Come on! - No, no, no, no!

0:50:13 > 0:50:15At £14, keep going.

0:50:15 > 0:50:21- Come on!- Come on! - £14. Commission at £14. £14.

0:50:21 > 0:50:22Aaaargh!

0:50:22 > 0:50:24Hang on, hang on! 16.

0:50:24 > 0:50:28- I'm in pain. - Still on commission. 18.

0:50:28 > 0:50:31- 19, then. £18, still commission.- Oh, yeah.

0:50:31 > 0:50:33- £18, are we all done? - He's got a big commission.

0:50:33 > 0:50:35Are you having a good time?

0:50:35 > 0:50:39- Having a good time.- All done. Sold on commission.- Well done!

0:50:39 > 0:50:40We did it.

0:50:40 > 0:50:42Yeah, but it's, like, minute.

0:50:42 > 0:50:44I don't care. I just don't want to lose any more money!

0:50:47 > 0:50:51I hear you, Jimmy. It's still a profit.

0:50:51 > 0:50:53Way to go, partner.

0:50:53 > 0:50:56- You did it.- It's hard to get a pound, isn't it?

0:50:59 > 0:51:01We're sticking with Jimmy now.

0:51:01 > 0:51:04The '70s record combo lot is next.

0:51:04 > 0:51:06- Come on, let's get ready. - There we go.

0:51:06 > 0:51:08Oh, here they go again.

0:51:08 > 0:51:10Hold on a minute, dear.

0:51:11 > 0:51:13Oh, dear, oh, dear.

0:51:13 > 0:51:15Lot 72A is the Marconiphone record player,

0:51:15 > 0:51:18together with six LPs from the 1970s,

0:51:18 > 0:51:21including a signed Top Of The Pops LP

0:51:21 > 0:51:24- featuring Jimmy Osmond's Long Haired...- That's...

0:51:24 > 0:51:26That's not my picture.

0:51:26 > 0:51:29Right, who's going to bid me £50 for the lot? £50.

0:51:29 > 0:51:35# I'll be your long-haired lover from Liverpool

0:51:35 > 0:51:39- # And... # - This is great!

0:51:39 > 0:51:40You know this.

0:51:40 > 0:51:43# I'll be your clown or your puppet or your April Fool

0:51:43 > 0:51:47# If you'll be my sunshine daisy from LA

0:51:47 > 0:51:50# I'll be your leprechaun and sit upon... #

0:51:50 > 0:51:51Here comes the chorus.

0:51:51 > 0:51:53Blimey, feel the love in the room.

0:51:53 > 0:51:55# Till I'm old and grey... # Your turn!

0:51:55 > 0:51:59- # I'll be your... - # Long-haired lover from Liverpool

0:51:59 > 0:52:03# You'll be my sunshine daisy from LA. #

0:52:03 > 0:52:05CHEERING

0:52:05 > 0:52:07It's a bargain! It's a bargain!

0:52:07 > 0:52:09Yes!

0:52:09 > 0:52:12Absolutely brilliant.

0:52:12 > 0:52:15- OK!- Right, come on, let's start it at 50.

0:52:15 > 0:52:19- It's got to be worth that, just for the LPs.- Yay!

0:52:19 > 0:52:2250! £50 is bid. 52? 52?

0:52:22 > 0:52:24- Hey, 52!- 54.

0:52:24 > 0:52:28- Jimmy's just sang! 56.- 21!

0:52:28 > 0:52:30Don't let that ruin it! Right?

0:52:30 > 0:52:32Are you sure this time? At £56, then.

0:52:32 > 0:52:35- All done and finished at £56. - JIMMY:- 56, do we hear 57?

0:52:35 > 0:52:39Sold at £56, number 45.

0:52:39 > 0:52:43Thank you very much. That was cool.

0:52:43 > 0:52:47What a brilliant singalong, and a lovely profit. Well done.

0:52:48 > 0:52:51I don't know where we are. I've completely lost it.

0:52:51 > 0:52:55- All I know is I shut my finger in that record player!- Oh, Lord.

0:52:55 > 0:52:59Back to Tony. The weighty planters are next.

0:52:59 > 0:53:02Several commission bids left on this next item.

0:53:02 > 0:53:05- Several commission bids.- What?

0:53:05 > 0:53:07You have the magic!

0:53:07 > 0:53:10I've got £50 bid straight in for the two. 55.

0:53:10 > 0:53:13You got them cheap.

0:53:13 > 0:53:15No, we're not, carry on.

0:53:15 > 0:53:1855, 60, 5, 70, 5.

0:53:18 > 0:53:2180, 5, 90, 5.

0:53:21 > 0:53:24Now we're up to £95 on commission.

0:53:24 > 0:53:26- They are good.- Get out of town!

0:53:26 > 0:53:28- Close your mouth! - At £95, let's start...

0:53:28 > 0:53:31- For kitty boxes?- I can't believe it.

0:53:31 > 0:53:34I shouldn't have told Tony Christie to shut his mouth!

0:53:34 > 0:53:36- £100, then.- I can't believe it.

0:53:36 > 0:53:38£95 on commission and all done.

0:53:38 > 0:53:41- Sold, 95.- Are you serious?

0:53:41 > 0:53:43- Yes!- Yay!

0:53:43 > 0:53:46Well done, Tony!

0:53:46 > 0:53:49Well, I am gobsmacked.

0:53:49 > 0:53:51I think Tony likes this auction lark.

0:53:51 > 0:53:54Yet another chunky profit.

0:53:54 > 0:53:57We've got high hopes for the horse's head now.

0:53:57 > 0:54:00- We have. The pub.- Our duo.

0:54:00 > 0:54:04Tony's great haggle got these for a great price,

0:54:04 > 0:54:06but can they turn a great profit?

0:54:06 > 0:54:09£30 the lot. Got to be worth that.

0:54:09 > 0:54:11- Give me £20.- Oh, no! Oh, no!

0:54:11 > 0:54:1510, 12, 14. 14, 16.

0:54:15 > 0:54:19- 16, 18.- Oh, it's moving.- 20, 22, 24.

0:54:19 > 0:54:2324, 26. 26. 28, 28.

0:54:23 > 0:54:2628. 30. Bid. 2?

0:54:26 > 0:54:30- 30 bid now. 2? He says no. - Oh, come on, this is cheap.

0:54:30 > 0:54:31Now we go. Here we go.

0:54:31 > 0:54:33Hang on! 32, 34, 36?

0:54:33 > 0:54:35- 36.- Come on, got to get me up to 50.

0:54:35 > 0:54:3946, 48, 50, 5, 60.

0:54:39 > 0:54:42Right-hand side at £55. Where's £60?

0:54:42 > 0:54:44- Another one!- At £55.

0:54:44 > 0:54:46- The hand's up, then, at 55. Any more?- That's cheap, though.

0:54:46 > 0:54:49- 60.- 60!

0:54:49 > 0:54:52You guys... Can I touch you?

0:54:52 > 0:54:56Right-hand side, being sold at £60.

0:54:56 > 0:54:58- Sold at £60.- Yay!

0:55:00 > 0:55:04Tony, you're coming up with the profits today, man.

0:55:04 > 0:55:05Another good sale.

0:55:05 > 0:55:08- That was quite cheap. - Can I touch you?

0:55:08 > 0:55:10You are gold!

0:55:10 > 0:55:15It's the final lot of the day - Jimmy's big gamble,

0:55:15 > 0:55:18the American coffee grinder, is next.

0:55:18 > 0:55:21This is the decider, cos you've got something really good here.

0:55:21 > 0:55:24- A large coffee grinder...- Oh, yeah.

0:55:24 > 0:55:26Another song, Jimmy?

0:55:26 > 0:55:3212, 14, 16, 18, 20, 22, 24, 26... And 4, and 6, and 8, and 30...

0:55:32 > 0:55:36- It's very rare. - And 4, 6, 8, 40, 2...

0:55:36 > 0:55:39- He's bidding at the back. - ..and 8 and 50.

0:55:39 > 0:55:42And 2 and 4 and 6 and 8.

0:55:42 > 0:55:44And 60 and 2. Out.

0:55:44 > 0:55:46In the room at £60. Take 2 more.

0:55:46 > 0:55:492, fresh money. 62. 64 now?

0:55:49 > 0:55:52At 62. 64, you've been with me all the way.

0:55:52 > 0:55:55- No, no, you're doing a great job! - 70 now.

0:55:55 > 0:55:57- Well, been with me all the way through.- Come on!

0:55:57 > 0:55:59Thanks for your bids, then, at £68.

0:55:59 > 0:56:02- Come on!- Being sold, no mistake, then, at 68.

0:56:02 > 0:56:04- Oh.- Thank you.

0:56:06 > 0:56:10- Well, it's all right. - Oh, that is a rare thing.

0:56:10 > 0:56:14- That is a really good item.- Yeah, I'm still proud of it.- Fantastic.

0:56:14 > 0:56:16- Still proud of it.- Ouch.

0:56:16 > 0:56:18Someone's got an excellent deal, there.

0:56:19 > 0:56:22Have you enjoyed your first auction, chaps?

0:56:22 > 0:56:24Well, it's the first one for me ever, and I'll tell you what,

0:56:24 > 0:56:28- it's been brilliant. I'd like to do another one.- Would you?- Yes.

0:56:28 > 0:56:30- That's good. Now you know the ropes. - You guys are winners.

0:56:30 > 0:56:33Now you know what to buy - dresses - and you'll be fine!

0:56:33 > 0:56:36You'll have a whole wardrobe full of dresses!

0:56:36 > 0:56:38But I had the best time.

0:56:38 > 0:56:41- Shall we get out of here? - Yeah, let's go.- Come on.

0:56:41 > 0:56:43That was exciting. Let's tot up the scores.

0:56:43 > 0:56:45Who will be today's winner?

0:56:46 > 0:56:49Jimmy and Catherine started out with £400.

0:56:49 > 0:56:51After all auction costs,

0:56:51 > 0:56:54they made a small loss of £95.24.

0:56:54 > 0:56:58Their takings are £304.76.

0:57:01 > 0:57:03Tony and Margie also began with £400,

0:57:03 > 0:57:06and after all saleroom costs,

0:57:06 > 0:57:09they made a profit of £8.54.

0:57:09 > 0:57:13Their final earnings are £408.54,

0:57:13 > 0:57:16making this pair of luvvies the winners.

0:57:16 > 0:57:19All profits to Children in Need.

0:57:19 > 0:57:22- Whoo, that was fun!- Well, that was...- Was that crazy or what?

0:57:22 > 0:57:25- That was different! - I loved it, I loved it.- Wow.

0:57:25 > 0:57:29- Do you want the good news or the bad news?- The good news.

0:57:29 > 0:57:32- The good news is that you have won. - Yes.

0:57:32 > 0:57:37- Yay!- Well done.- Very well-deserved, I must admit.

0:57:37 > 0:57:39But only by... - By a huge amount.

0:57:39 > 0:57:42You have won...

0:57:42 > 0:57:47- £8!- £8?! - All that hard work.

0:57:47 > 0:57:50- And the bad news is that we lost. - We lost how much?

0:57:50 > 0:57:51It doesn't matter.

0:57:51 > 0:57:54- A lot! A lot!- It doesn't matter.

0:57:54 > 0:57:56But we tried, and I still love what we did.

0:57:56 > 0:58:00But it's been the best. It's been the best, buddy, congratulations.

0:58:00 > 0:58:02Margie! - Fan-dabby-dozy.

0:58:02 > 0:58:05Congratulations, lovely.

0:58:05 > 0:58:08It was a close one, and we'll miss you, fellas.

0:58:10 > 0:58:13- I'd do it again, wouldn't you? - Oh, absolutely.

0:58:13 > 0:58:17We might just do it on our own without all those TV people!

0:58:17 > 0:58:18Don't blame you.

0:58:18 > 0:58:20Bye-bye, Jimmy and Tony.