0:00:02 > 0:00:04The nation's favourite celebrities...
0:00:04 > 0:00:05Just want to touch base.
0:00:05 > 0:00:07- ..paired up with an expert... - Boo!- Ha!
0:00:07 > 0:00:09..and a classic car.
0:00:09 > 0:00:10No hands!
0:00:10 > 0:00:13Their mission - to scour Britain for antiques.
0:00:13 > 0:00:15My office, now!
0:00:15 > 0:00:18The aim - to make the biggest profit at auction,
0:00:18 > 0:00:20but it's no easy ride.
0:00:21 > 0:00:22Who will find a hidden gem?
0:00:22 > 0:00:23CAR HORN
0:00:23 > 0:00:25- Like that. - Who will take the biggest risk?
0:00:25 > 0:00:27This could end in disaster.
0:00:27 > 0:00:29Will anybody follow expert advice?
0:00:29 > 0:00:31But I love this!
0:00:31 > 0:00:33Why would you buy something you are not going to use?
0:00:33 > 0:00:34There will be worthy winners
0:00:34 > 0:00:36and valiant losers.
0:00:36 > 0:00:37No. I don't want to shake hands.
0:00:37 > 0:00:39Put your pedal to the metal.
0:00:39 > 0:00:40Let me get out of first gear.
0:00:40 > 0:00:43This is the Celebrity Antiques Road Trip!
0:00:47 > 0:00:48Yeah.
0:00:51 > 0:00:53Today, we will be pootling around Edinburgh
0:00:53 > 0:00:56with two celebrities who are the best of friends.
0:00:56 > 0:00:58This is what life's all about, isn't it?
0:00:58 > 0:01:04In the middle of nowhere, in a car that's smaller than my jumper.
0:01:05 > 0:01:08Squeezed into this HMC Healey
0:01:08 > 0:01:12are comedian Tim Vine and actor and funnyman Ricky Grover.
0:01:12 > 0:01:14So I'm trying to find a gear I like
0:01:14 > 0:01:16and I don't think that's one...
0:01:16 > 0:01:18- Oh, blimey, there we are. - There you go.
0:01:18 > 0:01:20I'm thinking I'm choosing this
0:01:20 > 0:01:22depending on what note I'm getting from it.
0:01:24 > 0:01:26King of one-line comedy,
0:01:26 > 0:01:29Tim has a reputation as a fast-fire "punslinger".
0:01:29 > 0:01:30Oh, it's a pansy.
0:01:30 > 0:01:33Well, it's a chimpanzee. That's not a good sign, is it?
0:01:33 > 0:01:37The funnyman even held a Guinness world record
0:01:37 > 0:01:41for telling 499 jokes in just 60 minutes. Wow.
0:01:41 > 0:01:43Serious, now - concentrate on the road.
0:01:43 > 0:01:46- So, over this speed bump. - METAL SCRAPING
0:01:46 > 0:01:47Oh!
0:01:47 > 0:01:50That's my bum hitting the floor, isn't it?
0:01:50 > 0:01:53MUSIC: EastEnders Theme
0:01:53 > 0:01:55It was home from home when East Ender Ricky
0:01:55 > 0:01:58ended up in Albert Square as Andrew Cotton.
0:01:58 > 0:02:01He has also starred in many sitcoms,
0:02:01 > 0:02:03like the Porridge remake.
0:02:03 > 0:02:07Before his appearances on telly, Ricky was a star in the ring too,
0:02:07 > 0:02:09as an amateur boxing champ.
0:02:09 > 0:02:12Here's hoping for an appropriate sparring partner, eh?
0:02:12 > 0:02:14What sort of antique expert are you after, Ricky?
0:02:14 > 0:02:18It would be lovely if I've got someone who spoke my own language, wouldn't it?
0:02:18 > 0:02:21- You're going to get the posh one. - I'm going to get the posh one.
0:02:21 > 0:02:24You're going to go mob-handed into antique shops and threaten them
0:02:24 > 0:02:25into giving you bargains!
0:02:25 > 0:02:27There will be no need for that.
0:02:27 > 0:02:30Not when you've got two veteran antique-ers on hand
0:02:30 > 0:02:31to help with the haggling.
0:02:31 > 0:02:35Behind the wheel of this 1969 Jaguar E-Type is James Braxton.
0:02:35 > 0:02:38Riding shotgun is David Harper - in leather.
0:02:39 > 0:02:42It's a beautiful car and you look beautiful too.
0:02:42 > 0:02:43You look fantastic!
0:02:43 > 0:02:45Oh, David, I'm loving you.
0:02:45 > 0:02:47Steady on, you two, mutual admiration.
0:02:47 > 0:02:48What about your celebrities, eh?
0:02:48 > 0:02:51- So Tim Vine...- Yeah. - Do you know him?- Lovely man.
0:02:51 > 0:02:53- I've seen him.- Right.
0:02:53 > 0:02:54Very funny. Very funny man.
0:02:54 > 0:02:56Lovely man. Tim is the man for me, chief.
0:02:56 > 0:02:58I think he does suit you.
0:02:58 > 0:03:00And I like Ricky, I think he's an all-rounder.
0:03:00 > 0:03:03He's a sportsman, an ex-sportsman, a boxer...
0:03:03 > 0:03:06He's a comedian, a great actor and I think he's oozing talent.
0:03:06 > 0:03:08So I'm happy to go with Ricky.
0:03:08 > 0:03:10That sounds like a decision to me.
0:03:10 > 0:03:12Once paired up, our teams will hit the road
0:03:12 > 0:03:14with £400 in their pockets.
0:03:14 > 0:03:16James and David are standing by
0:03:16 > 0:03:19on the shores of the Firth of Forth to go forth.
0:03:19 > 0:03:23So I get a bit perky when I'm near to saltwater.
0:03:23 > 0:03:25- Is this you being perky, then? - Yeah.- Oh.
0:03:25 > 0:03:27Look lively, then, gents.
0:03:27 > 0:03:28Here they come.
0:03:28 > 0:03:30Isn't that a pretty car?
0:03:30 > 0:03:33- We made it.- I've never seen a space so constrained!
0:03:35 > 0:03:39- Take your time, chaps.- You two make a space look small, don't you?
0:03:39 > 0:03:42- Eh?- Cor! I had to grease up to get in that!
0:03:42 > 0:03:44- I know.- It was hard work.
0:03:44 > 0:03:47- Well, you're with me, Ricky. - Come on...- Tim.- James.
0:03:47 > 0:03:49- I saw you, I thought, "I hope it's him."- Oh, not again!
0:03:49 > 0:03:51I can't keep doing this!
0:03:51 > 0:03:53It's like getting in a submarine.
0:03:53 > 0:03:55Well, luckily, I'm a yogic master.
0:03:55 > 0:03:56So...
0:03:56 > 0:03:59I'm in. We'll leave these two standing, won't we?
0:04:01 > 0:04:02CAR HORN
0:04:02 > 0:04:05- We've got the wrong car, haven't we? - See you tomorrow!
0:04:05 > 0:04:07- In your own time, Tim. - Right. I'm just trying to...
0:04:07 > 0:04:10- Shall I be master of the handbrake? - Would you mind? I knew that was on.
0:04:10 > 0:04:12Oh, there we are. I'm going to attempt second.
0:04:12 > 0:04:15Let's see where our pairs are headed, shall we?
0:04:15 > 0:04:19Starting off in Inverkeithing, in beautiful Fife,
0:04:19 > 0:04:21they will meander their way around Edinburgh
0:04:21 > 0:04:24before heading 130 miles south, across the border,
0:04:24 > 0:04:26to auction in Wooler.
0:04:26 > 0:04:28The E-Types are getting better acquainted.
0:04:28 > 0:04:29Form an orderly queue.
0:04:29 > 0:04:31I come from rag and bone people.
0:04:31 > 0:04:33Rag and bone...?
0:04:33 > 0:04:37You then, have been perfectly trained if that's the case.
0:04:37 > 0:04:38- Give me the story there.- So...
0:04:40 > 0:04:42..we had a horse in our hallway.
0:04:42 > 0:04:43Your hallway, in your house?
0:04:43 > 0:04:45In the house.
0:04:45 > 0:04:46What, do you mean a real horse?
0:04:46 > 0:04:48A real horse, called Ginger.
0:04:48 > 0:04:49What's Ginger doing in the hallway?
0:04:49 > 0:04:52You've got nothing to pull the cart, you've got to have a horse.
0:04:52 > 0:04:55- That's your car, isn't it?- That's your car. But do you know what?
0:04:55 > 0:04:57Can you imagine the sort of stuff
0:04:57 > 0:05:00that's gone through my hands as a rag and bone person?
0:05:00 > 0:05:01Well, that's interesting.
0:05:01 > 0:05:03So, all this stuff that you've seen,
0:05:03 > 0:05:06was there anything in particular that you really loved,
0:05:06 > 0:05:08any particular period or type of thing?
0:05:10 > 0:05:12Well, when you are from the East End,
0:05:12 > 0:05:15it's not so much about the story,
0:05:15 > 0:05:17it's more about...is there a pound note in it?
0:05:17 > 0:05:19That's the spirit, Ricky!
0:05:19 > 0:05:22Meanwhile, Tim and James are having a little bit of difficulty
0:05:22 > 0:05:23with their HMC Healey.
0:05:23 > 0:05:25There's a grinding noise...
0:05:25 > 0:05:26- Oh...- Oh, dear.
0:05:26 > 0:05:28- That is grinding. - Try and get into second.
0:05:28 > 0:05:31Having a bit of trouble getting it into a gear.
0:05:31 > 0:05:33- I'm going to try and get it in first.- Yeah.
0:05:33 > 0:05:36I think we're reaching crisis point.
0:05:36 > 0:05:37Or are we giving up on it?
0:05:37 > 0:05:39I think we're giving up on it, aren't we?
0:05:39 > 0:05:41I can't get it in gear. That's kind of...
0:05:41 > 0:05:43That's one of the things about driving, isn't it?
0:05:43 > 0:05:45It's quite fundamental, isn't it?
0:05:45 > 0:05:47I think it's all right to leave it here
0:05:47 > 0:05:49and just move on with our lives.
0:05:49 > 0:05:51That's the car gone, then.
0:05:51 > 0:05:53Onwards and upwards.
0:05:53 > 0:05:55You do visual jokes as well, do you, Tim?
0:05:55 > 0:05:57- I do some visual jokes, yeah. - That's good, isn't it?
0:05:57 > 0:06:00Bloke said to me, "Can you copy a cassette for me?"
0:06:00 > 0:06:01I said, "Sure..."
0:06:04 > 0:06:07Both teams this morning are heading for the same shop.
0:06:07 > 0:06:11Despite abandoning their car, Tim and James are first to arrive.
0:06:11 > 0:06:12- James.- Gail. James.- Gail.
0:06:12 > 0:06:14- Hi...- Tim.- Hi, Tim.
0:06:14 > 0:06:17How are you? Well, we're looking for something
0:06:17 > 0:06:20that you're selling at a price, but you don't realise it's worth more.
0:06:20 > 0:06:24Right, well, we'll try and find something like that, I'm quite sure, upstairs!
0:06:24 > 0:06:26Yeah. Well, Tim catches on quick.
0:06:26 > 0:06:29The Bargain Centre has plenty to choose from.
0:06:29 > 0:06:31I wonder what will catch their eye.
0:06:31 > 0:06:34What's this? It looks like... Well, I don't know what it is.
0:06:34 > 0:06:36Well, I think that was known as a telephone seat.
0:06:36 > 0:06:40- Right.- And so, when you were nattering to Aunt Hilda,
0:06:40 > 0:06:43you would sit in some comfort.
0:06:43 > 0:06:45Brilliant. I think I might try it, actually.
0:06:45 > 0:06:48I'm going to put my phone down here and see what it...
0:06:48 > 0:06:51That's a sort of period phone, isn't it?
0:06:53 > 0:06:55- Hello, Mother?- Hold the line!
0:06:55 > 0:06:57Oh, Lord, here come Ricky and David.
0:06:57 > 0:06:58Flash!
0:06:58 > 0:07:02- We beat them.- Brilliant. Want to get in there, nice and fast.
0:07:03 > 0:07:04Oh! Excuse me.
0:07:06 > 0:07:07Just want to touch base.
0:07:10 > 0:07:13If I like something, I'll say, "Sweet as a nut."
0:07:13 > 0:07:14OK. All right, sweet as a nut.
0:07:14 > 0:07:16Marvellous, this is great.
0:07:16 > 0:07:17- Oh!- Hello.
0:07:17 > 0:07:20- There's the rivals.- The competition. - Oh, my Lord...
0:07:20 > 0:07:22How did you get here?
0:07:22 > 0:07:24- We got a taxi.- We walked quicker than your car.
0:07:24 > 0:07:26We've had a nice drive in the countryside, though, haven't we?
0:07:26 > 0:07:28Yeah, we've had a nice drive, it don't matter.
0:07:28 > 0:07:29It's all right.
0:07:29 > 0:07:32The odds are against us, but we're still going to come good.
0:07:32 > 0:07:34So, Ricky, this is not a "sweet as a nut" moment, is it?
0:07:34 > 0:07:35It's not really, no.
0:07:35 > 0:07:37- Come on, Tim.- We was here first.
0:07:37 > 0:07:39- Yeah.- We are going to have to...
0:07:39 > 0:07:41OK. Well, what I would like to do, I think this is a bit sparse,
0:07:41 > 0:07:43I want to get in there,
0:07:43 > 0:07:44but let's go behind them.
0:07:44 > 0:07:46I know they've already been there, but I don't...
0:07:46 > 0:07:49They know nothing, the pair of them, honestly.
0:07:49 > 0:07:52Good plan, David. Let's see what's on offer.
0:07:53 > 0:07:55Who does that remind you of?
0:07:55 > 0:07:56Oh, Ginger!
0:07:56 > 0:07:58Ginger!
0:08:01 > 0:08:03Sellotape, James. It's very cheap
0:08:03 > 0:08:05and I think, you know, there's a mark-up.
0:08:05 > 0:08:07But what about the buffet?
0:08:07 > 0:08:09Can you name the wood, Tim?
0:08:09 > 0:08:10I'm going to call it Cyril.
0:08:13 > 0:08:14No, it's called mahogany.
0:08:14 > 0:08:17- OK. Cyril Mahogany, obviously. - Yeah. Cyril killer.
0:08:17 > 0:08:19Cyril...!
0:08:19 > 0:08:22"Cyril killer," that's a good punch line for a joke.
0:08:22 > 0:08:24I'm going to text myself that!
0:08:24 > 0:08:27"Cyril killer." We're getting a bit off track here, aren't we?
0:08:27 > 0:08:29Yeah. You'd better get moving, chaps.
0:08:29 > 0:08:33It looks like your opponents have already found something.
0:08:33 > 0:08:35Yeah, a Benares brass tea bell.
0:08:35 > 0:08:37- 15 quid!- 15 quid.
0:08:37 > 0:08:39- OK.- It's a bell.
0:08:39 > 0:08:41Yeah. How does it work? How does it work?
0:08:41 > 0:08:43So it's got to be like...
0:08:43 > 0:08:44BELL CHIMES
0:08:44 > 0:08:47Oh... That's a good sound.
0:08:47 > 0:08:49I used to do a bit of chanting, I don't know if you...
0:08:49 > 0:08:52- Genuinely? - Genuinely, this is not a wind-up.
0:08:52 > 0:08:54Can I ring the bell and you chant?
0:08:55 > 0:09:00Nam-myoho-renge-kyo. Nam-myoho-renge-kyo. Nam-myoho-renge-kyo.
0:09:00 > 0:09:04Nam-myoho-renge-kyo. Nam-myoho-renge-kyo. Nam-myoho-renge-kyo...
0:09:04 > 0:09:06HE GASPS
0:09:06 > 0:09:07Bit out of breath, but...
0:09:07 > 0:09:09Well, it worked on me. Yeah.
0:09:09 > 0:09:10What age do you think that is?
0:09:10 > 0:09:13Do you know what? I don't think it's a massive age.
0:09:13 > 0:09:16It feels machine-made.
0:09:16 > 0:09:18I think you're absolutely bang on.
0:09:18 > 0:09:20- Thanks. - You can tell by the teeth there.
0:09:20 > 0:09:22There is no wear at all.
0:09:22 > 0:09:25It's even been blacked up in places to make it look like
0:09:25 > 0:09:26it's built up a kind of a patination.
0:09:26 > 0:09:31- Yeah.- But it's the kind of thing that Buddhists would have been using for centuries.
0:09:31 > 0:09:32The design hasn't changed.
0:09:32 > 0:09:36- Yeah.- And we know, because we've used it, it works.
0:09:36 > 0:09:38See if we can get it for a cockle.
0:09:38 > 0:09:40- A cockle?- A cockle, yeah. Ask him if they'll do it for a cockle.
0:09:40 > 0:09:43- I'll ask him for a cockle. All right.- You know what a cockle...?
0:09:43 > 0:09:46- I haven't got a clue, but I'll ask him.- Cockle and hen - ten.
0:09:46 > 0:09:48- OK. Well... - It's our only chance of...
0:09:48 > 0:09:51- I'm sure they'll understand East End.- Yeah, lovely.
0:09:51 > 0:09:54- Shall we try a cockle?- Yeah, let's try it.- All right.- OK, lovely.
0:09:54 > 0:09:58Let's see if Gail can comprehend Ricky's Cockney rhyming slang.
0:09:58 > 0:10:00£15.
0:10:00 > 0:10:03Gail, would you be interested in taking a cockle for it?
0:10:03 > 0:10:07Yes, I think we could do that. £10, yes.
0:10:07 > 0:10:09- How do you know it's £10? - Cos Gail's clued up!
0:10:09 > 0:10:11No, that would be lovely if you've done that for us, Gail.
0:10:11 > 0:10:13I'm over the moon with that.
0:10:13 > 0:10:14- We'll be happy with that.- Yeah.
0:10:14 > 0:10:17- Marvellous. Gail, thank you very much indeed.- You're welcome.
0:10:17 > 0:10:19- Thanks so much.- You're welcome.
0:10:19 > 0:10:21- Got our first purchase.- Cheers. Thank you very much.
0:10:21 > 0:10:22Thanking you!
0:10:22 > 0:10:24Good start, but watch out -
0:10:24 > 0:10:27looks like Tim and James are on your patch.
0:10:27 > 0:10:30Gail, do us a favour.
0:10:30 > 0:10:33Could you call them over and say you'd like to show them something?
0:10:33 > 0:10:36When we get them over here, we can slip over there.
0:10:36 > 0:10:37I'll try. Tim...
0:10:37 > 0:10:40- Hi, there.- I've got something over here I'd like to show you.
0:10:40 > 0:10:42Right, OK.
0:10:43 > 0:10:46I think your friends have just slipped over into the corner there.
0:10:46 > 0:10:49- Oh, they've done the classic pincer movement.- Yeah.
0:10:49 > 0:10:53- And you've been part of it, Gail. - Sorry!- I can't believe it.
0:10:53 > 0:10:56- Good manoeuvring there, by the way. - Yeah.- Very good manoeuvring.
0:10:56 > 0:10:59You've got to use all the skills you've got in your armoury.
0:10:59 > 0:11:02Very sneaky! It doesn't seem to have phased them, though.
0:11:03 > 0:11:04What's this?
0:11:04 > 0:11:06Isn't it an Aussie thing?
0:11:07 > 0:11:09Didgeridoo.
0:11:09 > 0:11:10A didgeridoo, yeah.
0:11:10 > 0:11:14Saw this bloke playing Dancing Queen on the didgeridoo.
0:11:14 > 0:11:16And I thought, "That's Abba-riginal."
0:11:16 > 0:11:17It's got a split there.
0:11:17 > 0:11:20- But for 30 quid... - Oh, we'd get that for 15.
0:11:20 > 0:11:23- Go for the jugular.- Let's go. - Have you got a joke about splits?
0:11:23 > 0:11:24Er... Yes.
0:11:24 > 0:11:26I went down my local gym - I said, "Mr Nasium..."
0:11:26 > 0:11:30I said, "Can you teach me how to do the splits?"
0:11:30 > 0:11:32He said, "How flexible are you?"
0:11:32 > 0:11:33I said, "I can't make Tuesdays."
0:11:35 > 0:11:38- Go on. Let's have a look.- Let's hope Gail's got a sense of humour, eh?
0:11:38 > 0:11:42The didgeridoo is priced at £30, but just don't try and play it...
0:11:42 > 0:11:44Now, we have something here...
0:11:46 > 0:11:48..which we like.
0:11:48 > 0:11:49But there is a...
0:11:49 > 0:11:51There's one thing about it.
0:11:51 > 0:11:52- A caveat.- A caveat.
0:11:52 > 0:11:55In that it really has a
0:11:55 > 0:11:57jolly nasty split in it.
0:11:57 > 0:11:58So, what would you like to offer?
0:11:58 > 0:12:00- £10.- £10, yeah.
0:12:00 > 0:12:02A tenner? I don't think he'll go that low,
0:12:02 > 0:12:04but I can certainly phone and ask.
0:12:04 > 0:12:07Well, if you don't ask, you don't get.
0:12:08 > 0:12:09Hello, it's Gail.
0:12:09 > 0:12:15Hiya. Right, I've got a gentleman looking at the didgeridoo,
0:12:15 > 0:12:18and he was wondering... You've got it priced at £30.
0:12:18 > 0:12:20- Mention the...- He was wondering...
0:12:20 > 0:12:23- There's a big split.- ..if you would do it for 10?
0:12:24 > 0:12:26What about 15? Would you go halfway?
0:12:26 > 0:12:28Aw... That sounds fair enough.
0:12:28 > 0:12:30We'll go with 15, tell him thank you very much.
0:12:30 > 0:12:32- OK. Thank you very much. - Thank you.- Thank you.- Bye-bye.
0:12:32 > 0:12:35That's their first buy of the trip.
0:12:35 > 0:12:37Time for Tim and James to hit the road.
0:12:37 > 0:12:41- There's their car. - Oh... If only we had...
0:12:41 > 0:12:44- What?- A key. Well, let's see. Might have the keys in there.
0:12:44 > 0:12:46- Shall we take it?- Well, why not?
0:12:46 > 0:12:48Do you want to walk? It's a long way.
0:12:48 > 0:12:49- No, I don't. Go for it.- Come on.
0:12:49 > 0:12:51Ricky's not going to be pleased with this.
0:12:51 > 0:12:53He's going to love it, don't you worry.
0:12:53 > 0:12:54It's open!
0:12:54 > 0:12:56An old car trick. There we are.
0:12:56 > 0:12:57ENGINE REVS
0:12:57 > 0:13:00You're away, well done, that man!
0:13:00 > 0:13:02Up there, turn left.
0:13:04 > 0:13:06- Ow!- Naughty!
0:13:06 > 0:13:10Back in the shop, none the wiser, Ricky's spotted something.
0:13:10 > 0:13:13My gosh. Do you know what it is?
0:13:13 > 0:13:15Is it, like, erm, a fountain?
0:13:15 > 0:13:17You know, you press it down and the water comes out?
0:13:17 > 0:13:19Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's exactly what it is.
0:13:19 > 0:13:21- Brilliant.- Initials there...
0:13:21 > 0:13:25I mean, when you see initials like that, you often think of a monarch.
0:13:25 > 0:13:28- Yes.- But that is not a monarch, it's not "VR" or "GR".
0:13:28 > 0:13:31- No...- It's "CN", so it's somebody's initials.
0:13:31 > 0:13:32CN. Yeah.
0:13:32 > 0:13:35So, erm, it's probably not
0:13:35 > 0:13:39something that you might find in a...park.
0:13:39 > 0:13:40- Yeah.- A public park.
0:13:40 > 0:13:42More like it's a private home.
0:13:42 > 0:13:4655. I think we should offer him a Bobby Moore.
0:13:47 > 0:13:50- Let me just try and work that out. A Bobby Moore?- Yeah.
0:13:52 > 0:13:54That's 20.
0:13:54 > 0:13:55- See?- Am I right?
0:13:55 > 0:13:58- Bang on - Bobby Moore, score. - Bobby Moore, score.
0:13:58 > 0:14:00David's catching on quickly.
0:14:00 > 0:14:03Time to talk to dealer George to see what can be done
0:14:03 > 0:14:05on the 19th-century cast-iron wall fountain.
0:14:05 > 0:14:09See this here, George, I don't want to hit you up the ribs too hard...
0:14:09 > 0:14:15but is there any chance...you would take a Bobby Moore for this?
0:14:15 > 0:14:18- Score?- Score? Yeah. 100%, you've got it.
0:14:18 > 0:14:22Well, it's... It's a wee, wee bit... A wee bit cheap.
0:14:22 > 0:14:24- OK.- How about if we make it 25?
0:14:25 > 0:14:28How about if we do 22.50, meet in the middle -
0:14:28 > 0:14:31- is there any chance of that?- I think we could maybe do that, then,
0:14:31 > 0:14:34because it's been lying about in my garage for a long time now.
0:14:34 > 0:14:37Yeah, I'd love to have that for 22.50, I'm over the moon with that.
0:14:37 > 0:14:40- It gives me a bit of a chance.- You should have a good chance with that.
0:14:40 > 0:14:42George, you've been hit up the ribs, thank you.
0:14:42 > 0:14:44- Right you are, thanks. - Cheers, George, thanks a lot.
0:14:44 > 0:14:45And thanks again, Gail. Cheers.
0:14:45 > 0:14:48- You're welcome. - Thanks again. Marvellous.
0:14:48 > 0:14:49So polite!
0:14:49 > 0:14:53That's a total of £32.50 for the wall fountain and the Benares bell.
0:14:53 > 0:14:55Nicely done, chaps!
0:14:55 > 0:14:58- Where's the car, then? - Where did I park the car?
0:14:58 > 0:15:01- Have you got the keys? - No, I haven't got the keys.
0:15:03 > 0:15:05Hang on a minute. I know what's happened here.
0:15:05 > 0:15:07- I know what's happened. - Have you worked it out?
0:15:07 > 0:15:09- They taken it.- Posh mob's took it, haven't they?- Yeah.
0:15:09 > 0:15:12- We've been robbed, haven't we? - You know what? We've been done.
0:15:12 > 0:15:14Hit up the ribs by the posh mob!
0:15:15 > 0:15:17Scandalous!
0:15:17 > 0:15:20The least they could have done is to take it somewhere more scenic!
0:15:20 > 0:15:22Not very James Bond!
0:15:22 > 0:15:24- What a car.- Incredible.
0:15:24 > 0:15:28When I was growing up, my favourite type of car was the E-type Jaguar
0:15:28 > 0:15:30and I think this is my first time in an E-type Jaguar,
0:15:30 > 0:15:31never mind driving one.
0:15:31 > 0:15:33This is my childhood dream coming true right here.
0:15:33 > 0:15:35This is lovely.
0:15:35 > 0:15:38I do feel a bit guilty that we have essentially stolen their car,
0:15:38 > 0:15:40- that's the only thing.- I don't.
0:15:40 > 0:15:42- Don't you, at all?- No, no, no.
0:15:42 > 0:15:43See, I know Ricky...
0:15:43 > 0:15:45- Why?- Well, I know Ricky a little bit better than you...
0:15:45 > 0:15:47- Yeah.- And he...
0:15:47 > 0:15:50He boxes and, you know, he might...
0:15:50 > 0:15:52We're on dangerous ground here.
0:15:52 > 0:15:54We are. You know, my suggestion is that at this stage,
0:15:54 > 0:15:57we hand the money back and we just keep driving!
0:16:00 > 0:16:03Tim and James are heading to Tynecastle Stadium,
0:16:03 > 0:16:07home to Heart of Midlothian Football Club.
0:16:07 > 0:16:11They've come to find out about the Hearts team of 1914
0:16:11 > 0:16:14and how their actions at the outbreak of World War I
0:16:14 > 0:16:17inspired many to fight for their country.
0:16:17 > 0:16:20Chief operating officer Scott Gardiner is here
0:16:20 > 0:16:23to tell them more about this defining time in the club's history.
0:16:24 > 0:16:27Incredible stadium to be in.
0:16:27 > 0:16:29Tell us about this amazing story that's central to this club?
0:16:29 > 0:16:34Well, the 1914 Heart of Midlothian football team was widely regarded
0:16:34 > 0:16:38as being one of the greatest teams that the club had had at that date,
0:16:38 > 0:16:41and were leading the league in Scotland
0:16:41 > 0:16:45when the Great War broke out.
0:16:45 > 0:16:47Professional football, which continued throughout the war years,
0:16:47 > 0:16:50was the subject of intense public scrutiny.
0:16:50 > 0:16:55In November 1914, a damning letter appeared in the press,
0:16:55 > 0:16:58labelling the club the "White Feathers of Midlothian".
0:16:58 > 0:17:02This accusation of cowardice spurred the players into action.
0:17:02 > 0:17:05The players had a meeting without the manager being there and said,
0:17:05 > 0:17:10"We must not take this and we must show that we're as brave as everyone else,"
0:17:10 > 0:17:12and signed up en masse.
0:17:12 > 0:17:15Feeling the call of duty, the players gave up their lead -
0:17:15 > 0:17:20and the league - and this action proved inspirational.
0:17:20 > 0:17:22Supporters of Hearts - as I say,
0:17:22 > 0:17:24they were a very successful team at the time -
0:17:24 > 0:17:27signed up because they wanted to be in the same battalion
0:17:27 > 0:17:30- as their heroes.- Mmm. Yeah.
0:17:30 > 0:17:34Most of them signed up for the 16th Royal Scots.
0:17:34 > 0:17:40Within a week, the 16th Royal Scots had enlisted 1,350 men,
0:17:40 > 0:17:46amongst them 16 Hearts players and 500 of the team's supporters.
0:17:46 > 0:17:49You would find it difficult to imagine a football team en masse
0:17:49 > 0:17:53in the modern age saying, "We're all off to sign up,
0:17:53 > 0:17:55"and we're going straight to the front line."
0:17:55 > 0:18:00Local author Tom Purdy has written about the team's transition
0:18:00 > 0:18:01from footballers to soldiers.
0:18:03 > 0:18:06So, what sort of training were they doing at the same time
0:18:06 > 0:18:08as training for the football matches, then?
0:18:08 > 0:18:11Head off into the hills, into the Pentland Hills, on night manoeuvres.
0:18:11 > 0:18:15Come back from the night manoeuvres, six o'clock, seven o'clock in the morning.
0:18:15 > 0:18:19- Right.- A few hours' rest, jump on a train to go to Glasgow or Aberdeen...
0:18:19 > 0:18:21- To play football? - To play football, yes.
0:18:21 > 0:18:24They ended up with blisters on their feet.
0:18:24 > 0:18:28- Right, OK.- And as a result, their trainer, Jimmy Duckworth,
0:18:28 > 0:18:30he went along with them on their night manoeuvres,
0:18:30 > 0:18:33to bandage up their injuries.
0:18:33 > 0:18:36Training complete, the players and fans joined the front line
0:18:36 > 0:18:37in January 1916.
0:18:37 > 0:18:41But no amount of training could have prepared them for what was to come.
0:18:41 > 0:18:46Over the course of the war, around 1,000 men from the 16th Battalion,
0:18:46 > 0:18:50including many Hearts players, lost their lives.
0:18:50 > 0:18:51So, was this being relayed to the fans?
0:18:51 > 0:18:54Were they aware of what was happening to their players?
0:18:54 > 0:18:57Yes. Word eventually filtered back, as we very well know.
0:18:57 > 0:19:01There was a form 108B, which always began with,
0:19:01 > 0:19:03"I regret to inform you..."
0:19:03 > 0:19:08- Right.- So, the area here, around about Tynecastle, the Gorgie area,
0:19:08 > 0:19:12this is where the main body of enlistment came from.
0:19:12 > 0:19:15- So, the postman was not a welcome sight on your street.- No, no.
0:19:15 > 0:19:18There was something I was reading on the wall over there,
0:19:18 > 0:19:20in actual fact, and I'll see if I can remember, it says...
0:19:20 > 0:19:22"On the 9th of April 1922,
0:19:22 > 0:19:26"the Secretary of State for Scotland unveiled the war memorial."
0:19:26 > 0:19:28- Sir Robert Munro.- And he said...
0:19:28 > 0:19:31"They did not hesitate to serve their country in the early days of the Great War,
0:19:31 > 0:19:33"and their example was contagious."
0:19:33 > 0:19:35I think that's what makes the club
0:19:35 > 0:19:39so revered the world over, because of their actions.
0:19:39 > 0:19:41- Mmm.- And...
0:19:42 > 0:19:44..you know, and we won't forget them.
0:19:44 > 0:19:46They were just ordinary men from ordinary...
0:19:46 > 0:19:48- Boys.- ..from ordinary streets, yes.
0:19:48 > 0:19:50Yeah.
0:19:50 > 0:19:52We had a life, we've had a life.
0:19:52 > 0:19:53- Mmm.- They hadn't.
0:19:53 > 0:19:55No, no.
0:19:55 > 0:19:59A memorial garden was built to remember and celebrate
0:19:59 > 0:20:02these men, who, in showing such bravery, became legends
0:20:02 > 0:20:05of both the club and the game.
0:20:09 > 0:20:10Meanwhile, Ricky and David
0:20:10 > 0:20:14are on their way to the town of South Queensferry.
0:20:14 > 0:20:18It sits between the two iconic bridges on the Firth of Forth.
0:20:18 > 0:20:22- How did they get the keys? - Well, I left the keys in.- Oh!
0:20:22 > 0:20:25I'm thinking Braxton might have slipped up and dipped your pocket.
0:20:25 > 0:20:27- But you reckon you left them in the motor!- I left them in, yeah.
0:20:27 > 0:20:30I tell you what, I feel shorter,
0:20:30 > 0:20:33- I feel like I've been on a sponsored walk! - LAUGHTER
0:20:33 > 0:20:34Not far to go now, chaps.
0:20:34 > 0:20:37Sea Kist sells all manner of maritime antiques.
0:20:37 > 0:20:40Sometimes you put the cream in the window, don't you?
0:20:40 > 0:20:44- Oh, right, yeah.- So, it's worth just having a quick look.- OK.- What would you say about that duck?
0:20:44 > 0:20:47- I actually like the duck.- I like the duck.- Why do you like the duck?
0:20:47 > 0:20:48I don't know, I'm drawn to it.
0:20:48 > 0:20:51- Yeah.- And I never thought I'd get drawn to a duck.
0:20:51 > 0:20:53No, I never did. That's the first duck I've been drawn to.
0:20:53 > 0:20:57- Unless you put it in pancakes and roll it up.- Yeah, exactly! - But that's, that's a proper duck.
0:20:57 > 0:21:00- Time to talk to shop owner Jenny. - Hello, Jenny, we've met before.
0:21:00 > 0:21:03- David Harper.- We have, yes, nice to see you.- Nice to meet you.- Yes.
0:21:03 > 0:21:06Lovely to meet you, Jenny. I'm Ricky. Good to meet you.
0:21:06 > 0:21:10- So, is there any chance of having a look at the duck?- I'm going to bring it out headfirst.- OK.- OK.
0:21:10 > 0:21:13- Oh, right...- Does it come in two? - Ooh, maybe not. Oh, yeah.
0:21:13 > 0:21:16- Oh!- Oh, Jenny, he's a beauty!
0:21:16 > 0:21:19- That's half a duck.- Isn't he gorgeous? Ooh...! - LAUGHTER
0:21:19 > 0:21:21I don't think he's from round these parts.
0:21:21 > 0:21:25- And that's some of his excess shells, OK?- Oh, I see.- I see. OK.
0:21:25 > 0:21:27Little bit of extra duck.
0:21:27 > 0:21:30Shellwork was extremely popular with sailors in the Victorian era.
0:21:30 > 0:21:33Most shell art was produced by amateurs,
0:21:33 > 0:21:36but this ambitious three-dimensional duck design is a handsome example
0:21:36 > 0:21:40- and could have been made by anyone. - I'm going to tell you the truth, he's freaking me out that duck,
0:21:40 > 0:21:43it feels like it's always staring at you.
0:21:43 > 0:21:46That's because the ticket price is £60!
0:21:46 > 0:21:48Quackers! Anything else catch Ricky's eye?
0:21:48 > 0:21:52What we've got is a pair of Sheffield, I would say...
0:21:52 > 0:21:53- Yeah.- ..pewter...
0:21:53 > 0:21:58- Yeah.- 1910-1920 candlesticks.
0:21:58 > 0:22:01- Yeah.- So, this has been nipped together.
0:22:01 > 0:22:04And you've lost a little bit off yours.
0:22:04 > 0:22:06And also, you can tell they're handmade because,
0:22:06 > 0:22:10- see, his arm is much further over his face than that one.- Exactly.
0:22:10 > 0:22:12- So, it's not a machine, it's not a machine job.- It's better, isn't it?
0:22:12 > 0:22:15You know? I'm picking this game up good, aren't I?
0:22:15 > 0:22:17You're good. You've got a good eye, I've got to tell you.
0:22:17 > 0:22:20Thanks, mate. My only issue with it is obviously the damage,
0:22:20 > 0:22:23- because I know, anything like this...- Yep.- ..damage is massive.
0:22:23 > 0:22:27- Very, very easily damaged, yeah. - Yeah.- You're not wrong, Ricky.
0:22:27 > 0:22:30That's the pewter candlesticks and the duck on hold.
0:22:30 > 0:22:34- What's next?- I want to take you back to the Orient.
0:22:34 > 0:22:36- I like that.- I like that.
0:22:36 > 0:22:39- I like that.- I'm always in love with these things.
0:22:39 > 0:22:41- I like that.- Do you know what it is?
0:22:41 > 0:22:43Is it a tea caddy?
0:22:43 > 0:22:46No. Not a tea caddy. David?
0:22:46 > 0:22:49It's called a koro, because it's Japanese.
0:22:49 > 0:22:51- OK.- If it was Chinese, it would be called a censer.
0:22:51 > 0:22:55So, what you do, you drop in burning incense...
0:22:55 > 0:22:56- Yeah.- ..keep the lid off
0:22:56 > 0:23:00and then out would pour clouds of smoke,
0:23:00 > 0:23:05representing the long gone, dead souls of your ancestors.
0:23:05 > 0:23:08I'm into it, but where's all the dead people coming from?
0:23:08 > 0:23:10It's nice. It's not... No, it's not bad.
0:23:10 > 0:23:14- Oh, OK.- It's celebrating those that created you.
0:23:14 > 0:23:18So, it's a very spiritual experience, we're speaking.
0:23:18 > 0:23:20- Yes.- That don't say "cockle," does it? It doesn't say...
0:23:20 > 0:23:23Jenny. Do you fancy a cockle, Jenny?
0:23:24 > 0:23:27I think we'd have to have another half one on that at least.
0:23:27 > 0:23:29OK. Cockle and a half for that.
0:23:30 > 0:23:33Right. So, that's 15 quid.
0:23:33 > 0:23:36One possible. Still tempted, though, aren't you?
0:23:36 > 0:23:38Moving on, though - what else?
0:23:41 > 0:23:43To give us a proper chance...
0:23:43 > 0:23:46- OK.- So, that would make that a bull's-eye...- Bull's-eye.
0:23:46 > 0:23:48- ..and that a cockle. - It's like a foreign language here!
0:23:48 > 0:23:52- So, that's, erm... That's a bull's-eye and a cockle. - Yeah, 60. 60.
0:23:52 > 0:23:56- Yeah.- Now time for the calculations, Jenny!
0:23:56 > 0:23:59I think they're offering you £40 for the duck,
0:23:59 > 0:24:03£10 for the candlesticks and £10 for the Japanese koro,
0:24:03 > 0:24:05coming to a total of £60.
0:24:05 > 0:24:0770 would be better.
0:24:07 > 0:24:09And that's...that's good.
0:24:09 > 0:24:11The duck's looking at me, I know I can't leave the duck.
0:24:11 > 0:24:14- I know you can't leave the duck. - Can we meet halfway at 65?
0:24:14 > 0:24:17- Yeah. Yeah, why not?- Aww. - Oh, thank you so much.
0:24:17 > 0:24:20- I don't know why I put my glasses on! I got so excited! - LAUGHTER
0:24:20 > 0:24:22- Thank you, Jenny.- Let's have a little spiritual cuddle.
0:24:22 > 0:24:25- Thank you so much, Jenny. - That's a deal, then.
0:24:25 > 0:24:27£40 for the shell-decorated duck,
0:24:27 > 0:24:31£10 for the computer candlesticks and £15 for the koro.
0:24:31 > 0:24:32I mean, look at this!
0:24:32 > 0:24:35- Oh, it's a good duck! - It's a good duck.
0:24:35 > 0:24:36I'm proud of you, David.
0:24:36 > 0:24:39Ooh, ducky! That's it for today. Nighty-night!
0:24:44 > 0:24:48A new morning and a new car!
0:24:48 > 0:24:52A red TR6 replaces yesterday's broken HMC Healey,
0:24:52 > 0:24:55but I've got a funny feeling all is not well.
0:24:55 > 0:24:57It was James's idea to steal the E-type.
0:25:00 > 0:25:02Ricky...
0:25:02 > 0:25:05it wasn't my idea. It's just, I've never stolen anything in my life,
0:25:05 > 0:25:06I'm not proud of it.
0:25:07 > 0:25:09Ricky?
0:25:10 > 0:25:13Don't be like this, Ricky, I mean it's...you know...
0:25:15 > 0:25:18Tim, I've known you for over 20 years, right?
0:25:18 > 0:25:19Yeah.
0:25:19 > 0:25:22You've never, ever put a foot out of place.
0:25:22 > 0:25:24Oh, here goes.
0:25:24 > 0:25:27You've been with this Braxton geezer five minutes, right?
0:25:27 > 0:25:30- You're nicking cars! What's going on?!- Well, I...
0:25:30 > 0:25:32Off your own mate!
0:25:32 > 0:25:35I know, I... Well, when you put it like that, it's quite surprising,
0:25:35 > 0:25:39- I agree.- It's a diabolical liberty, Tim!
0:25:39 > 0:25:40Yeah, diabolical!
0:25:40 > 0:25:42What do our experts have to say?
0:25:42 > 0:25:45- You stole our car! You stole it!- It was raining!
0:25:45 > 0:25:48Yeah, well, you need to apologise to Ricky.
0:25:48 > 0:25:50When I see Ricky, it's going to be hands-up.
0:25:50 > 0:25:52Yeah, yeah, well, good luck! Good luck with that, James, yeah!
0:25:52 > 0:25:55- Hands up, hands up! Couple of soft jabs! - LAUGHTER
0:25:55 > 0:25:59Good luck with that, James. He's quite upset, you know.
0:25:59 > 0:26:01For the start, you made out the other motor broke down.
0:26:01 > 0:26:04The other motor DID break down, because of the fact that the gears stopped working.
0:26:04 > 0:26:07That's why we got this new car, look, the TB, er...
0:26:07 > 0:26:10- TB...to be confirmed or whatever it's called. What is it?- Yeah.
0:26:10 > 0:26:12TR6.
0:26:12 > 0:26:15Yesterday, Ricky and David bought like wildfire.
0:26:15 > 0:26:19They have the Benares tea bell, the iron wall-mounted fountain,
0:26:19 > 0:26:22the pewter candlesticks,
0:26:22 > 0:26:24the Japanese koro and the shell-decorated duck...
0:26:24 > 0:26:26It's freaking me out, that duck.
0:26:26 > 0:26:31..leaving them with £302.50 to spend today.
0:26:32 > 0:26:37Tim and James bought one item, the Australian didgeridoo... TIM BLOWS A MELODY
0:26:37 > 0:26:41..leaving them with a huge sum of £385 to play with today.
0:26:41 > 0:26:46Right, then, chaps - time for everyone to catch up and be friends.
0:26:46 > 0:26:49- You keep doing that, yeah, but you're going to get one up the ribs! - LAUGHTER
0:26:49 > 0:26:51Oh, it's a TR6 - a bit pimped up!
0:26:51 > 0:26:53Hey, look at that! Terribly smart, isn't it?
0:26:53 > 0:26:57- It's a pimped-up TR6! - Come on.- Ricky!
0:26:57 > 0:27:00- Ricky, how are you feeling? - Shall I hit him now? - LAUGHTER
0:27:00 > 0:27:04- Quick, get him, Tim! - While he's down! - LAUGHTER
0:27:04 > 0:27:07- Big Jimmy! How are you, mate? - Very good, how are you?
0:27:07 > 0:27:10Up the ribs, Ricky! Up the ribs!
0:27:10 > 0:27:12It's like getting in a submarine, isn't it?
0:27:12 > 0:27:15- Yeah, I mean...- It's a bit like strapping into a, er...
0:27:17 > 0:27:19- ..parachute.- See you, boys.
0:27:20 > 0:27:23HORN HONKS
0:27:23 > 0:27:25While Tim and James sort themselves out,
0:27:25 > 0:27:27Ricky and David have a head start.
0:27:27 > 0:27:30Both teams are heading to the Leith area of Edinburgh.
0:27:32 > 0:27:33Out of all the roles I've done,
0:27:33 > 0:27:36and I've sort of won some awards for stuff and that,
0:27:36 > 0:27:40when you're from the East End, to be in EastEnders...
0:27:40 > 0:27:43- Yeah.- ..you've cracked it. - Yeah.- It's like, all my family,
0:27:43 > 0:27:46they're not interested in anything else I've done.
0:27:46 > 0:27:49- No.- You know, forget all the other things there are a bit highbrow and
0:27:49 > 0:27:53a bit different. EastEnders, Andrew Cotton, they're all like,
0:27:53 > 0:27:57- "Oh, he's cracked it!" - "He's done it!"- "You seen Ricky? You seen him on there?"
0:27:57 > 0:28:00- Yeah.- "Oh, Andrew Cotton - he's one of your own!"
0:28:00 > 0:28:02- That's brilliant!- Yeah.
0:28:02 > 0:28:05- You'd be good on EastEnders, with that jacket. - LAUGHTER
0:28:05 > 0:28:07- That's all I need. A jacket... - I tell you what, Davey...
0:28:07 > 0:28:11- Look, Davey...- Davey?- Dave, Dave... - Yeah.- Davey.- I could open a car lot!
0:28:11 > 0:28:14- Davey Harper.- Yeah! - LAUGHTER
0:28:14 > 0:28:17Davey 'arper! I think not!
0:28:19 > 0:28:21Let's check in with Tim and James.
0:28:21 > 0:28:23We've bought one thing, haven't we, James?
0:28:23 > 0:28:26- Yeah, we're doing well.- But are we, though?
0:28:26 > 0:28:29Now we're on our own, you can talk to me honestly.
0:28:29 > 0:28:31Yeah. I think we've got to spend up, chief.
0:28:31 > 0:28:34We need to spend serious money to make serious money.
0:28:34 > 0:28:36- Right.- Sounds like a plan.
0:28:36 > 0:28:40Both teams are heading to Edinburgh Antiques Centre, and true to form,
0:28:40 > 0:28:42Tim and James have arrived first.
0:28:42 > 0:28:45- I can tell this is the location... - This is...- ..where we win.
0:28:45 > 0:28:49- This is the magic. This is...- Just give me two hours to get this safety belt off...
0:28:49 > 0:28:52- LAUGHTER - ..and I'll meet you in there round about dinner time!
0:28:52 > 0:28:55Come on, get a move on!
0:28:55 > 0:28:59There's plenty to see, and you've only bought one item so far.
0:28:59 > 0:29:01Anything that catches your eye?
0:29:01 > 0:29:03So, there's lots of silver and lots of clocks.
0:29:03 > 0:29:06OK. I'm looking at something that, from here, looks like a small set of
0:29:06 > 0:29:08- bellows on a tripod.- Yeah.
0:29:08 > 0:29:11- What is it?- Looks like a lemon press to me.
0:29:11 > 0:29:12Most likely Edwardian.
0:29:12 > 0:29:17- We can certainly try and squeeze it in.- Oh, Tim!
0:29:17 > 0:29:20Does it work? You know, you should be able to take that out for fairly
0:29:20 > 0:29:22easy cleaning, shouldn't you? Ooh, here we are.
0:29:22 > 0:29:26- Look, it's functional.- Oh, yeah.- So, you take that out, you clean it.
0:29:26 > 0:29:29So it is...it's not faux. Nice tight fit there.
0:29:29 > 0:29:31It works, doesn't it?
0:29:31 > 0:29:35I think this could be the moment we buy something quite quick.
0:29:35 > 0:29:39Let's hope so. The lemon press is priced at £75.
0:29:39 > 0:29:41Campbell is on hand to help.
0:29:41 > 0:29:44- It's beautiful, we like it a lot. - Mm-hmm.- What would you say to £25?
0:29:44 > 0:29:48- LAUGHTER - Ooh! I would say that's probably a little low.
0:29:48 > 0:29:50- Is it?- If you can knock it up slightly?
0:29:50 > 0:29:52- What would you knock it up to? - LAUGHTER
0:29:54 > 0:29:5545.
0:29:56 > 0:29:59I think, touch hands, what, around 40?
0:29:59 > 0:30:01- £40 on a deal?- £40 is a deal.
0:30:01 > 0:30:04- Super.- No problem.- Excellent. Well done. Very good purchase.
0:30:04 > 0:30:07- We squeezed that out of him, didn't we? - LAUGHTER
0:30:07 > 0:30:10- Thank you. I hope you're not bitter about that! - LAUGHTER
0:30:10 > 0:30:12That WAS quick! And look who's just arrived!
0:30:14 > 0:30:15This is ridiculous!
0:30:15 > 0:30:18Do you know what? I hope they've left THEIR keys in, cos I'm taking their motor.
0:30:18 > 0:30:20Let's have a look. Keys are in.
0:30:22 > 0:30:25- Keys are out.- I know what I'm going to do. - LAUGHTER
0:30:25 > 0:30:27What's that? Oh! It's James Braxton's.
0:30:27 > 0:30:30- Get it on!- It's a lovely bit of carving.- Yeah.
0:30:30 > 0:30:32Always, when buying something, always measure the weight.
0:30:32 > 0:30:36- Oh, hello.- How are you boys? - Always measure... Oh, hello!
0:30:36 > 0:30:38- Very well, thank you. - Hi, team.- Ooh, hang on.
0:30:38 > 0:30:41Ooh. What did you...? How...?
0:30:41 > 0:30:43These aren't yours to give.
0:30:43 > 0:30:46We saw them, we stole them, we regretted it.
0:30:46 > 0:30:48We thought, "We're too good for that king of thing."
0:30:48 > 0:30:51- We are too good, yeah. - Where did you get that...?
0:30:51 > 0:30:53- That?- I got this in the East End.
0:30:53 > 0:30:56- Yeah.- Didn't have him down as a cravat man.
0:30:56 > 0:31:00No, I was once skiing through Tie Rack and fell down an 80ft cravat.
0:31:00 > 0:31:02- That's one of my jokes. - LAUGHTER
0:31:02 > 0:31:05- And that's why you're on Antiques Road Trip!- Exactly!
0:31:05 > 0:31:08- That's exactly right!- Yeah. - Now, now, boys!
0:31:08 > 0:31:11This shop's big enough for the both of you.
0:31:11 > 0:31:13- I can't believe it.- Look at this.
0:31:13 > 0:31:16What'll catch the latecomers' attention?
0:31:16 > 0:31:19Whoa! Hold tight.
0:31:19 > 0:31:21- Oriental. - That's a bit of me, isn't it?
0:31:21 > 0:31:24It's a bit of you. I think it's a marriage thing.
0:31:24 > 0:31:27- I think it's celebrating a marriage. - Is that something you'd wear?
0:31:27 > 0:31:30No, I don't think you'd wear it, I think it's been made to hang.
0:31:30 > 0:31:33- What, are you saying it's too tight for me?- We could wrap that round you, Ricky!
0:31:33 > 0:31:35- Easy!- It would get round me, wouldn't it?- Yeah!
0:31:35 > 0:31:38Is it on the back as well? Oh, look at that, it's painted on the back.
0:31:38 > 0:31:40Oh, look at that. That is proper.
0:31:40 > 0:31:42That's hand-painted silk, yeah.
0:31:42 > 0:31:46- Is it?- Yeah, yeah. I mean, it's well and truly...
0:31:46 > 0:31:48degraded over at least 100 years.
0:31:48 > 0:31:53- It's at least 100 years old. - But that's a bit of cream, though, isn't it?- I like it.
0:31:53 > 0:31:57Ceremonial drapes decorated with auspicious symbols have been part
0:31:57 > 0:32:00of Chinese culture for millennia.
0:32:00 > 0:32:04Elsewhere in the shop, Tim and James have found something THEY like.
0:32:04 > 0:32:09- Who does that remind you of? - Ricky.- Ricky! - LAUGHTER
0:32:09 > 0:32:11- Campbell...- Yes.- ..there's all sorts of stuff in here.
0:32:11 > 0:32:15- We love it.- Lovely stuff.- We'll give you £100 for the lot. - LAUGHTER
0:32:15 > 0:32:17What's that there? That thing there?
0:32:17 > 0:32:19They're a pair of magnification goggles.
0:32:19 > 0:32:21They give the wearer an enlarged view.
0:32:21 > 0:32:23I'll get it out.
0:32:23 > 0:32:26The ticket price is £40.
0:32:26 > 0:32:28I'll do my James impression while you're doing that.
0:32:28 > 0:32:31"Hello. I'm wondering whether you could play table tennis."
0:32:31 > 0:32:34LAUGHTER
0:32:34 > 0:32:36Sorry, but I'm buying that if no-one else is!
0:32:36 > 0:32:38That's fantastic, look at that!
0:32:38 > 0:32:41You look like a... You look like a bottlenose dolphin that's just come
0:32:41 > 0:32:43- out of the opticians! - LAUGHTER
0:32:43 > 0:32:47- I must say, many hours of fun with this. - LAUGHTER
0:32:50 > 0:32:53Can I try them on, please? And it comes with a box as well, doesn't it?
0:32:53 > 0:32:55- Yeah, there's a box there as well, yes.- Many hours of fun!
0:32:55 > 0:32:59LAUGHTER
0:32:59 > 0:33:01I think you've almost created a new specie!
0:33:01 > 0:33:06- I think I need to change my prescription, Doctor! - LAUGHTER
0:33:07 > 0:33:10- Campbell.- Yeah.- No need to come forward like that,
0:33:10 > 0:33:12- step backwards, please. - LAUGHTER
0:33:12 > 0:33:15Erm, how do you feel about, erm... How do you feel about 25?
0:33:15 > 0:33:18- Ooh, it's a little bit low, a little bit low.- Is it? Yeah.
0:33:18 > 0:33:20Erm, how about 30?
0:33:20 > 0:33:24- That's close, but then everything's close when you're wearing these! - LAUGHTER
0:33:26 > 0:33:28I think...
0:33:28 > 0:33:30- 30, did you say?- 30, yeah.
0:33:30 > 0:33:33- For some reason, this is affecting my hearing! - LAUGHTER
0:33:35 > 0:33:38I think we'll go for 30, that's very kind of you.
0:33:38 > 0:33:42- Where are you?- What am I shaking? - LAUGHTER
0:33:42 > 0:33:44Pull yourselves together!
0:33:44 > 0:33:46Let's see if Ricky and David are having as much fun.
0:33:46 > 0:33:49- And so...- What are you looking at?
0:33:49 > 0:33:52- Here it is. - DAVID LAUGHS
0:33:52 > 0:33:54- Oh, my gosh! - Can you see what I'm saying?
0:33:54 > 0:33:56- Gosh!- This is the cast of a gorilla skull.
0:33:56 > 0:33:59Interestingly, casts of ape skulls have been key to anthropology
0:33:59 > 0:34:04research for centuries. David, oh! Open wide.
0:34:04 > 0:34:07- It's not a real one.- No, which you, which... I wouldn't want a real one.
0:34:07 > 0:34:09No.
0:34:09 > 0:34:11- Who does this look like? - That's amazing!
0:34:11 > 0:34:13That's amazing. All right, James, how are you?
0:34:13 > 0:34:15- Especially with the cravat. - LAUGHTER
0:34:17 > 0:34:18- That's James Braxton! - Don't let him hear.
0:34:18 > 0:34:20- What?- Don't let him hear.
0:34:20 > 0:34:21- I like this.- I like that.
0:34:21 > 0:34:24The thing is, I can't tell you anything about this,
0:34:24 > 0:34:27because all I know, it's a model of a gorilla's skull.
0:34:27 > 0:34:30But what is it that you're drawn to?
0:34:30 > 0:34:32Well, there's just something about it.
0:34:32 > 0:34:36And my old nan, she used to say I was like a silverback.
0:34:36 > 0:34:38- Yeah.- You know, she did, when I was young,
0:34:38 > 0:34:39because I was always very strong...
0:34:39 > 0:34:42- Yeah.- ..and she used to say, "Look at him, he's like a silverback"! - LAUGHTER
0:34:42 > 0:34:46And that's what drew me to it, and I thought, "You know what?
0:34:46 > 0:34:49- "Let's give it a go."- Well, you can't argue with that, can you?
0:34:49 > 0:34:53The cast of the gorilla skull is priced at £295.
0:34:53 > 0:34:57Time to take a seat with dealer Drew, to see what can be done.
0:34:57 > 0:34:59So, Drew, we're in a bit of trouble, aren't we?
0:34:59 > 0:35:01We're in a little bit of schtuck.
0:35:01 > 0:35:04- Yeah.- I like this, I really want this...
0:35:04 > 0:35:07- OK.- ..but I've also seen...
0:35:07 > 0:35:09out there, hanging on the wall,
0:35:09 > 0:35:11a bit of Chinese thing going on.
0:35:11 > 0:35:13I don't know whether it's a bit of clothing or what it is.
0:35:13 > 0:35:16What was the Chinese thing up for?
0:35:16 > 0:35:17It was up for 500.
0:35:17 > 0:35:19So, it's up for a monkey.
0:35:19 > 0:35:21This is all I've got left in the world, Drew.
0:35:22 > 0:35:24- I've got £2.50 there.- Uh-huh.
0:35:24 > 0:35:26We don't need to mention that, Drew.
0:35:26 > 0:35:28- Oh, right.- That's your...
0:35:28 > 0:35:30- To anybody.- That's... That's for you, right?- Ah.
0:35:30 > 0:35:33That there, my friend...
0:35:33 > 0:35:36- is 300 quid, it's a carpet. - It's a carpet, mate, it's a carpet.
0:35:36 > 0:35:38- Right.- In readies, now.
0:35:38 > 0:35:40Is there any way...
0:35:40 > 0:35:43you could help us out and give us a chance at this auction?
0:35:43 > 0:35:46I think we can make the carpet magic
0:35:46 > 0:35:48- and make it work for you.- O-o-o-oh!
0:35:48 > 0:35:50- It's a deal.- Make the carpet magic!
0:35:50 > 0:35:52- Yeah.- Magic moment.- Good man, Drew.
0:35:52 > 0:35:54- Do you know what? - You've blown everything.
0:35:54 > 0:35:57- I'm welling up. I'm welling up, mate. - LAUGHTER
0:35:58 > 0:36:03He's going to cry. That's the cast of the gorilla skull for £102.50,
0:36:03 > 0:36:05and £200 for the Chinese silk drape,
0:36:05 > 0:36:08making the drape Ricky's biggest spend of the trip.
0:36:08 > 0:36:11That's, chaps, your lot.
0:36:11 > 0:36:13- Who's driving?- You!
0:36:15 > 0:36:17Let's check in now with Tim and James.
0:36:18 > 0:36:20Ooh! Ooh! Hey.
0:36:20 > 0:36:22What have we got here?
0:36:22 > 0:36:25Well, this is, er, some sort of coronation coach.
0:36:25 > 0:36:27- Quite heavy, that, isn't it? - Mmm.
0:36:27 > 0:36:29Now, that's the Queen's coach, isn't it?
0:36:29 > 0:36:31- That's that special coach. - Yes, exactly.
0:36:31 > 0:36:33- She's in there.- Is she?
0:36:33 > 0:36:36- Oh, there she is.- The Queen once came up to me, and she went...
0:36:36 > 0:36:39# God save our gracious Queen. #
0:36:39 > 0:36:40I said, "You've changed your tune."
0:36:40 > 0:36:42LAUGHTER
0:36:44 > 0:36:46- Ah!- So, you just push that in.
0:36:46 > 0:36:49It's got all its chains, hasn't it?
0:36:49 > 0:36:53And that just threads, and that goes, hooks onto that hook there.
0:36:53 > 0:36:54Produced en masse,
0:36:54 > 0:36:58commemorative coaches like these have little rarity.
0:36:58 > 0:37:00However, the original box and overall good condition
0:37:00 > 0:37:03should go a long way towards tempting collectors at the auction.
0:37:03 > 0:37:07Priced at £100, let's see if they can do a deal with Campbell.
0:37:07 > 0:37:10We are interested in this item,
0:37:10 > 0:37:13the coronation coach.
0:37:13 > 0:37:14When was that? 1952, was it?
0:37:14 > 0:37:17- No, we're interested in it now, aren't we? - LAUGHTER
0:37:17 > 0:37:20- Um, yeah.- Actually, the coronation was in 1953, James!
0:37:20 > 0:37:22I'd give you £30 for that.
0:37:24 > 0:37:25More like 70.
0:37:27 > 0:37:30I'm going to say, erm, I'm going to say £45.
0:37:31 > 0:37:3265.
0:37:39 > 0:37:40- £46, then. - LAUGHTER
0:37:42 > 0:37:44- No. £50?- I think we'll have a deal at £50.
0:37:44 > 0:37:47- OK, wonderful. Thank you.- Wonderful. - Fantastic.- Excellent. Thank you so much.
0:37:47 > 0:37:49- Thank you, Campbell.- All-in,
0:37:49 > 0:37:52that's £120 for a bumper haul of three items.
0:37:53 > 0:37:57- Campbell, it's been a delight, thank you so much.- Really fabulous, thank you very much indeed.
0:37:57 > 0:38:01Meanwhile, Ricky and David are meandering their way through Leith.
0:38:01 > 0:38:04Once upon a time, Leith was known for its port.
0:38:04 > 0:38:08Today, it's the area's association with pugilism that's going to get
0:38:08 > 0:38:09these boys excited.
0:38:09 > 0:38:12Ricky, because you've been a great travel companion...
0:38:12 > 0:38:15- Yes?- ..I've got a super surprise for you.
0:38:15 > 0:38:18- Brilliant.- I'm going to take you somewhere very special.
0:38:18 > 0:38:20We're going to go and visit the oldest
0:38:20 > 0:38:23amateur boxing club in Scotland.
0:38:23 > 0:38:24Oh, that's brilliant!
0:38:24 > 0:38:25Over the years,
0:38:25 > 0:38:29the Leith Victoria Amateur Athletics Club has trained many triumphant
0:38:29 > 0:38:33fighters. The club was created in hard times by even harder men
0:38:33 > 0:38:37and against the odds, still survives to this day.
0:38:37 > 0:38:39Now, this is your world now, Ricky.
0:38:39 > 0:38:41Over to you, this one.
0:38:41 > 0:38:43This looks like a proper boxing gym.
0:38:43 > 0:38:45I'm liking it already.
0:38:45 > 0:38:49Here to tell the lads more about the club's history is current club
0:38:49 > 0:38:53secretary Douglas Fraser, a member himself for over 60 years.
0:38:54 > 0:38:55I love it, Dougie.
0:38:55 > 0:38:56It's proper old school.
0:38:56 > 0:38:58How long have you been going?
0:38:58 > 0:39:02We've been going as a boxing club since 1919.
0:39:02 > 0:39:04We're Scotland's oldest boxing club.
0:39:04 > 0:39:06So, you're talking about nearly 100 years ago,
0:39:06 > 0:39:08when it was a tough place, right?
0:39:08 > 0:39:11The area of Leith was a very, very deprived area.
0:39:11 > 0:39:15The kids that that used to play in the street, this was...
0:39:15 > 0:39:18The Leith Victoria was one of the clubs that they could go to,
0:39:18 > 0:39:21to get off the street and, you know, behave themselves.
0:39:21 > 0:39:24- Sort themselves out.- And we had many, many kids that used to come in
0:39:24 > 0:39:27here that was bad kids from schools
0:39:27 > 0:39:29and, you know, used to be in trouble,
0:39:29 > 0:39:32and we'd turn them into proper men.
0:39:32 > 0:39:36The end of the Great War left Leith with high rates of crime and
0:39:36 > 0:39:39unemployment, and shipbuilding presented one of the few employment
0:39:39 > 0:39:41opportunities.
0:39:41 > 0:39:44So, who was it that got this club off the ground?
0:39:44 > 0:39:48It was basically one shipbuilder by the name of Tancy Lee,
0:39:48 > 0:39:51who at the time was a professional boxer.
0:39:51 > 0:39:55He was also the first man to win a Lonsdale belt outright.
0:39:55 > 0:39:59And although we are still known as an amateur athletic club,
0:39:59 > 0:40:01he started the actual boxing section.
0:40:01 > 0:40:06Under the stewardship of Tancy Lee, who was also an experienced coach,
0:40:06 > 0:40:08boxing quickly became the focus.
0:40:08 > 0:40:13He brought in two other coaches - Curly Paterson and Nasher Ness.
0:40:13 > 0:40:15Nasher Ness! Tancy Lee!
0:40:15 > 0:40:17I mean, what else could you be, other than a fighter,
0:40:17 > 0:40:21- with a name like that?- Yeah, yep. - Did you have a name, Ricky, when you were fighting?
0:40:21 > 0:40:24My, my boxing name was Ricky "Goodnight" Grover.
0:40:24 > 0:40:27- LAUGHTER - Why the "Goodnight", Ricky?
0:40:27 > 0:40:29Well, what I used to do, I used to cue them up,
0:40:29 > 0:40:30and as I see them wobble a little bit,
0:40:30 > 0:40:32I used to go, crack! "Goodnight!"
0:40:32 > 0:40:35- You know? Didn't always work, but... - LAUGHTER
0:40:35 > 0:40:39Tancy's most successful protege was Johnny Hill.
0:40:39 > 0:40:40Born in Leith in 1905,
0:40:40 > 0:40:45Johnny was only 19 years old when he exploded onto the boxing scene.
0:40:45 > 0:40:49In 1928, he went to Clapton Orient's football ground,
0:40:49 > 0:40:51boxed an American called Newsboy Brown...
0:40:51 > 0:40:53- Ah.- ..and after 15 rounds,
0:40:53 > 0:40:56- he won on points and brought the title back to Scotland.- Yeah.
0:40:56 > 0:41:00That victory meant that Johnny Hill became Scotland's first
0:41:00 > 0:41:04World Champion. The success stories continue to this day,
0:41:04 > 0:41:06with the club boasting two World Champions,
0:41:06 > 0:41:10three Olympic medallists and five Commonwealth Games winners.
0:41:10 > 0:41:14Despite its success, the club has remained true to its roots
0:41:14 > 0:41:18and to this day, still strives to serve the local community.
0:41:18 > 0:41:21In 1919, our constitution was written up
0:41:21 > 0:41:23and it's still the same one today.
0:41:23 > 0:41:26From day one, if you have a boy or girl coming through the door that
0:41:26 > 0:41:30doesn't have any money, we will still take them through the door.
0:41:30 > 0:41:32That's brilliant.
0:41:32 > 0:41:36- And funnily enough, I have not got a shilling left, right?- That's true! - LAUGHTER
0:41:36 > 0:41:38But I'm here, and I'm going to show my Davey,
0:41:38 > 0:41:42- I promised him.- Yeah. - I'm going to show him how to put a little combo together.
0:41:42 > 0:41:44- Yeah.- A little spiteful one up the ribs.
0:41:44 > 0:41:46- Yeah.- You know what I'm talking about, Doug, don't ya?- Yeah,
0:41:46 > 0:41:48- definitely, yeah.- Is that all right, mate? Can I do a bit?
0:41:48 > 0:41:50- Let's go, guys. We'll get you ready. - Oh, I'm ready!
0:41:52 > 0:41:55MUSIC: Eye Of The Tiger by Survivor
0:42:09 > 0:42:10Ay, ay! Ay, ay!
0:42:12 > 0:42:16In the red corner, Ricky "Goodnight" Grover! CHEERING
0:42:17 > 0:42:21And in the blue corner, David "The Haggler" Harper!
0:42:24 > 0:42:26What are you going to teach me, Ricky?
0:42:26 > 0:42:28- The shot I've been talking about. - Yeah.- Hit them up the ribs, right?
0:42:28 > 0:42:30- Yeah.- So, that was a metaphor.
0:42:30 > 0:42:31- Now I'm going to show you how to do it.- All right, do it.
0:42:31 > 0:42:34- A little bit square on, Davey. - OK.- A little bit square on.
0:42:34 > 0:42:35That's nice. Show me your shoulder.
0:42:35 > 0:42:37- I'll get you some gloves.- Like that?
0:42:37 > 0:42:38I don't need gloves.
0:42:40 > 0:42:41Argh!
0:42:42 > 0:42:44Yeah, that was it.
0:42:49 > 0:42:52Right. Back to the job in hand.
0:42:52 > 0:42:56There's antiques to buy. Let's catch up with Tim and James,
0:42:56 > 0:42:58who are heading to nearby Newington.
0:42:58 > 0:43:00Do you have to be funny to get...
0:43:00 > 0:43:03To have a voice within the family dynamics?
0:43:03 > 0:43:06Oh, in the family? Well, I'm the middle child, so, you know...
0:43:06 > 0:43:07- Oh, I see.- The middle child's always sort of...
0:43:07 > 0:43:10- Seeking affection. - Yeah, exactly, yeah.
0:43:10 > 0:43:12When did they winkle you out of the house, then?
0:43:12 > 0:43:15Well, I was shoehorned out in the...
0:43:15 > 0:43:17- Well, it was the middle of last year. - LAUGHTER
0:43:19 > 0:43:22My mum would like me to take the washing round to...
0:43:22 > 0:43:25I draw the line at that. I say, "Look, Mum, you know..."
0:43:25 > 0:43:28- Could you pick it up? - "I can't start bringing... - LAUGHTER
0:43:28 > 0:43:30No, not you as well, James!
0:43:31 > 0:43:36Their next port of call is Alan KL Jackson Antiques and Curios.
0:43:36 > 0:43:38Shopkeeper Ricky is on hand to help.
0:43:38 > 0:43:41- James.- I'm Ricky.- Ricky.- Nice to meet you.
0:43:41 > 0:43:43I wonder where Alan is?
0:43:43 > 0:43:44Lurking.
0:43:48 > 0:43:49Just got a job in a bowling alley.
0:43:49 > 0:43:52He said, "Ten pin?" I said, "No, it's a permanent job."
0:43:52 > 0:43:57I didn't tell you that I've recently got a job as a spout for a teapot.
0:43:57 > 0:43:59- Have you?- Yeah. I'm the pourer for it.
0:43:59 > 0:44:01LAUGHTER
0:44:01 > 0:44:02It's just drip-feeding.
0:44:03 > 0:44:05What about paintings?
0:44:05 > 0:44:07Is there anything that your eye is drawn to?
0:44:08 > 0:44:10What about...?
0:44:10 > 0:44:12It's not a Fox, is it, that one?
0:44:12 > 0:44:14It IS a Fox!
0:44:14 > 0:44:16- How much have you got on that picture?- £70.
0:44:22 > 0:44:24Where's the fox, in the right-hand corner?
0:44:24 > 0:44:26- No, it's the name of the artist.- Oh, I see, I've been looking for a fox.
0:44:26 > 0:44:30- So, it's Fox.- Oh, right.- But it's also got foxy, which is damp,
0:44:30 > 0:44:34- on the thing.- Yeah.- Do you like it, or does it leave you cold?
0:44:34 > 0:44:36Well, it's a...
0:44:36 > 0:44:41I wouldn't say leaving me cold. It leaves me...
0:44:41 > 0:44:43old. It leaves me old.
0:44:43 > 0:44:45OK. How about cold?
0:44:46 > 0:44:48- So... Ooh.- That's quite nice.
0:44:48 > 0:44:50- That's a nice chair. - It's a lovely chair.
0:44:50 > 0:44:53- It's priced...- What? How much?
0:44:53 > 0:44:55- ..expensively.- How much?
0:44:55 > 0:44:57£1,740.
0:44:57 > 0:45:01No, no, no, no. That's circa 1740.
0:45:01 > 0:45:03- Oh, is it?- George II. - LAUGHTER
0:45:03 > 0:45:06- A genuine mistake.- Yeah. - A genuine antique
0:45:06 > 0:45:07from the 18th-century.
0:45:07 > 0:45:09The ticket price is £240.
0:45:09 > 0:45:11Folding.
0:45:11 > 0:45:14So, George II was about 1727 to about 1760.
0:45:18 > 0:45:19Was it? Yeah.
0:45:22 > 0:45:24240, Ricky. Whoa!
0:45:24 > 0:45:25150 would buy it.
0:45:25 > 0:45:28That's already £90 off.
0:45:28 > 0:45:30I tell you what, it's got a nice wide seat.
0:45:30 > 0:45:32People used to have larger bottoms years ago.
0:45:32 > 0:45:35The other day, someone said, "Can I have three chairs for my patio?"
0:45:35 > 0:45:37I said, "Well, what's so good about it?"
0:45:37 > 0:45:39LAUGHTER
0:45:41 > 0:45:43But for that reason, I feel like this...
0:45:43 > 0:45:46I'd like, I'd quite like this chair, but I do feel as though...
0:45:46 > 0:45:48And don't get me wrong, the 100 was...
0:45:48 > 0:45:51- I feel as though... - LAUGHTER
0:45:51 > 0:45:54100 is a teeny bit overpriced, because when you brought...
0:45:54 > 0:45:58- It was 150.- Well, it... It was 150, was it?
0:45:58 > 0:46:00- Good, good... - That's not so bad, weirdly.
0:46:00 > 0:46:02LAUGHTER
0:46:02 > 0:46:05Remember the total we paid at the last place we went?
0:46:06 > 0:46:08Yes. I do.
0:46:08 > 0:46:10We can certainly put it to him.
0:46:10 > 0:46:11I think we should put it to him.
0:46:11 > 0:46:12- I think he might...- £120...
0:46:12 > 0:46:15Might be well a handshake out of it.
0:46:15 > 0:46:18..and you've got a deal. £120, we hand you the hard cash.
0:46:18 > 0:46:21I'll tell you what, 130 and it gives me a small profit,
0:46:21 > 0:46:22then it works.
0:46:24 > 0:46:25Let's shake the man's hand at 130.
0:46:25 > 0:46:28- Come on, let's do it. - Shall we do that?- I think we do it.
0:46:28 > 0:46:30- I think he's...- Extend the hand of friendship.
0:46:30 > 0:46:32- I think we should.- Extend the hand.
0:46:32 > 0:46:34- Thank you, sir.- Well done, Ricky.
0:46:34 > 0:46:37That's the mahogany chair bought for £130.
0:46:37 > 0:46:40A big purchase, but let's hope it pays off.
0:46:40 > 0:46:42So, that's the shopping complete for this trip.
0:46:42 > 0:46:46Now, let's see if we can guess what one another have bought, shall we?
0:46:46 > 0:46:48See that thing over there, shaped like a chair?
0:46:48 > 0:46:51- Yeah.- I can't tell you what that is. - LAUGHTER
0:46:52 > 0:46:54- What do you think it is, Ricky? - Shall we reveal?
0:46:54 > 0:46:55Go on, you do it, you go first.
0:46:55 > 0:46:57- Here we go.- Ooh!
0:46:57 > 0:46:58- Ooh!- Oh!- There we are.
0:46:58 > 0:47:00- I'm feeling better now. - I'm feeling great!
0:47:00 > 0:47:02- I'm feeling better now! - LAUGHTER
0:47:05 > 0:47:06That's a, er...
0:47:06 > 0:47:08- Nepalese tent pole. No, what is it again?- Didgeridoo.
0:47:08 > 0:47:11- Didgeridoo, yeah.- That's not even a didgeridoo.
0:47:11 > 0:47:13It has to look more like a baseball bat, isn't it?
0:47:13 > 0:47:16- Well, we didn't clarify that, but... - That's like a Babe Ruth,
0:47:16 > 0:47:19- isn't it? - LAUGHTER
0:47:19 > 0:47:21You can put a flame in it as well and it doubles up as a...
0:47:21 > 0:47:23- As one of those Olympic torch things. - LAUGHTER
0:47:23 > 0:47:25So, it's got...
0:47:25 > 0:47:27- It's multipurpose. But there we are. There's that.- It's lovely.
0:47:27 > 0:47:29We've got this, which... This is very exciting.
0:47:29 > 0:47:31It's actually a lemon squeezer.
0:47:31 > 0:47:33- Oh, right.- Victorian. Is it Victorian?
0:47:33 > 0:47:36- Yeah.- Yeah. Victoria lemon squeezer.
0:47:36 > 0:47:39- That's the, that's the Queen's. - Yeah, yeah.
0:47:39 > 0:47:43And this is something that's used by people for when they want to see
0:47:43 > 0:47:45- something really close. - LAUGHTER
0:47:45 > 0:47:47How do I look?
0:47:47 > 0:47:50- Stay over there and say that. - LAUGHTER
0:47:50 > 0:47:52- Very, very interesting.- And we've got a chair.
0:47:52 > 0:47:55- And a chair.- But we want to see what stuff is on the losing table.
0:47:55 > 0:47:56Are you going to play us in, Tim?
0:47:56 > 0:47:59- Right, oh, good idea, yeah, here we go. - HE VOICES FANFARE
0:47:59 > 0:48:01LAUGHTER
0:48:01 > 0:48:02Right, Ricky.
0:48:02 > 0:48:05- Wow! There we are! - There you go. Knock yourselves out.
0:48:05 > 0:48:07- What in Heaven's name...? - LAUGHTER
0:48:07 > 0:48:09What's this here? What's that?
0:48:09 > 0:48:11- We loved that, Ricky, didn't we? - Oh, we loved that.
0:48:11 > 0:48:12Yeah. It's a shell duck.
0:48:12 > 0:48:13- Shell duck?- It's a shell duck, yeah.
0:48:13 > 0:48:15Have you never seen a shell duck before?
0:48:15 > 0:48:18- No.- No? I wonder why. - LAUGHTER
0:48:18 > 0:48:22- What is that?- It's a pottery model of a gorilla skull.
0:48:22 > 0:48:24- It's not an actual skull?- No, no.
0:48:24 > 0:48:28- You see, that is an actual lemon squeezer, it's not a model of one. - LAUGHTER
0:48:31 > 0:48:34- And what's that thing there? - It's like a...- It's a fountain. - Yeah, it's a...
0:48:34 > 0:48:37- It's lovely, isn't it? - I like that, actually.- Yeah.
0:48:37 > 0:48:39And I've got a big Chinese thing that you hang on the wall,
0:48:39 > 0:48:41but cos it's very delicate, cos it's worth a lot of money...
0:48:41 > 0:48:44- Yeah.- ..we've had to, that's got to go straight to the auction.
0:48:44 > 0:48:45They've got an incense burner as well.
0:48:45 > 0:48:47- Yeah, we've got an incense burner. - Oh, we've got the lot.
0:48:47 > 0:48:50- Very well done.- Well, I think we should meet at the auction, then,
0:48:50 > 0:48:52- shouldn't we?- Yeah. - We'll see you there.
0:48:52 > 0:48:53- Game on!- Indeed!
0:48:55 > 0:48:58Come on, now - time to spill the beans.
0:48:58 > 0:49:00I think we're going to absolutely massacre them.
0:49:00 > 0:49:02I can't believe what they've bought.
0:49:02 > 0:49:05That's the sort of thing I would buy, is that duck.
0:49:05 > 0:49:08- Would you?- Well, yeah, but I mean, not a lot of people...
0:49:08 > 0:49:10are like me, with the taste of the rubbish that I want to buy.
0:49:10 > 0:49:13- I mean...- That's chair is unbelievable, isn't it?!
0:49:13 > 0:49:16Tim, I mean, he's posh, he stayed on at school and everything.
0:49:16 > 0:49:17- Yeah.- But I think we've got this one.
0:49:17 > 0:49:19I feel confident.
0:49:19 > 0:49:22- Great, OK.- After the auction, we can reappraise, can't we?
0:49:22 > 0:49:24Yeah, we can. Well, you can carry on doing the job you're doing
0:49:24 > 0:49:26- and I can realise it's not my strength. - LAUGHTER
0:49:27 > 0:49:30After starting out in Inverkeithing,
0:49:30 > 0:49:33our celebrities and experts have travelled south across the border
0:49:33 > 0:49:35- for an auction in Wooler.- Your bottle's going, isn't it?
0:49:35 > 0:49:39- Tell the truth.- Well, I have a slight fever about the chair,
0:49:39 > 0:49:41- that's true. - LAUGHTER
0:49:41 > 0:49:43If your bottle IS going, if you want me to try and help you out,
0:49:43 > 0:49:47cos I feel a bit embarrassed for you, I'll give you the shell duck.
0:49:47 > 0:49:50My bottle is perfectly intact, thank you very much.
0:49:50 > 0:49:52We may not make a lot of money, we may even lose money,
0:49:52 > 0:49:54but I think we'll do a little bit better than you.
0:49:54 > 0:49:56RICKY LAUGHS
0:49:57 > 0:49:59Confidence all round, then?
0:49:59 > 0:50:02Now, do I hear the limping sound of an exhaust?
0:50:02 > 0:50:04I can hear a triumph TR6.
0:50:04 > 0:50:07- I can see it!- Here they come, look at that!
0:50:07 > 0:50:11- Oh!- What a pair of thumping studs. Don't they look fantastic?
0:50:11 > 0:50:13- Go on, Ricky, get out! - LAUGHTER
0:50:14 > 0:50:17- It's the auction! - LAUGHTER
0:50:18 > 0:50:21- Yes! - He's a trick...- Let's get inside!
0:50:21 > 0:50:23Get in there!
0:50:23 > 0:50:25I didn't think you were going to make it.
0:50:26 > 0:50:28Ricky and David went all-out,
0:50:28 > 0:50:32spending their full £400 on six - yes, six - auction lots.
0:50:34 > 0:50:37While Tim and James were a little more conservative,
0:50:37 > 0:50:40spending £265 on five auction lots.
0:50:42 > 0:50:45Jim Railton is the man in charge today.
0:50:45 > 0:50:46What does he make of our purchases?
0:50:46 > 0:50:48£110...
0:50:48 > 0:50:51The Chinese hanging is very distressed, alas.
0:50:51 > 0:50:54If it wasn't so distressed, it would almost be a museum piece,
0:50:54 > 0:50:57but it's a good thing, and hanging on someone's wall,
0:50:57 > 0:51:00it's a bit of history. The mahogany chair is a period chair,
0:51:00 > 0:51:02lovely dense, heavy mahogany.
0:51:02 > 0:51:04Proper period piece, it's a real antique.
0:51:04 > 0:51:06- So, that should make £100.- Oh, yeah?
0:51:06 > 0:51:10As well as buyers in the room, today's auction is also online.
0:51:10 > 0:51:12Time to take a seat, gents.
0:51:12 > 0:51:13- Very excited.- Are you excited?
0:51:13 > 0:51:15Yeah, very, yeah.
0:51:15 > 0:51:17First up, we have Ricky's Benares bell,
0:51:17 > 0:51:20and the Japanese incense burner.
0:51:20 > 0:51:21Start me at £30 anywhere?
0:51:21 > 0:51:23Go on.
0:51:23 > 0:51:25- £10 anywhere?- He's doing it deliberately.
0:51:25 > 0:51:27- £10 I'm bid. 12... - Oh, well done.- 14.
0:51:27 > 0:51:3016. 18.
0:51:30 > 0:51:33- You're at 20.- OK, keep it going. - Do you want to go 22? 24?
0:51:33 > 0:51:37- 24, 26. 28.- Go on.- Go on.
0:51:37 > 0:51:38Do you want to go 30, sir?
0:51:38 > 0:51:41- Go on.- £30. 35.- Yes!- 35, here we go!
0:51:41 > 0:51:42- 40.- Here we go.
0:51:42 > 0:51:4445?
0:51:44 > 0:51:45Close the lid on your computer!
0:51:46 > 0:51:48£40, I'm going to close it.
0:51:48 > 0:51:50At £40.
0:51:50 > 0:51:53Not bad. That's a £15 profit.
0:51:53 > 0:51:54That's all right, isn't it, Ricky?
0:51:54 > 0:51:56- Yeah.- Good start, good start.
0:51:56 > 0:51:58Tim's didgeridoo is next.
0:51:58 > 0:52:01I'd like to start the bidding at £26.
0:52:01 > 0:52:03- Oh!- 28 anywhere in the room?
0:52:03 > 0:52:0526, 28, 30.
0:52:05 > 0:52:08For a rubbish didgeridoo?!
0:52:08 > 0:52:10We knew it, we just knew.
0:52:10 > 0:52:1234 anywhere? Gentlemen with the cap on at 32.
0:52:12 > 0:52:13Going at 32.
0:52:14 > 0:52:17Strong profit there. Both off to good starts.
0:52:17 > 0:52:19- I'll say this, I never doubted it. - LAUGHTER
0:52:19 > 0:52:21Lot number 510 is the...
0:52:21 > 0:52:22Hopefully, for Ricky,
0:52:22 > 0:52:25there's someone in the room that likes shell-decorated boxes,
0:52:25 > 0:52:26shaped like ducks.
0:52:26 > 0:52:29Got three commission bids, but I'll have to start the bidding at £25.
0:52:29 > 0:52:31- 25.- Oh!- 28 anywhere?
0:52:31 > 0:52:32- Go on.- 28, 30.
0:52:32 > 0:52:33- 32.- Go on.
0:52:35 > 0:52:3632. And nothing on the internet?
0:52:36 > 0:52:40- Didn't stick around long, did he? - Come on.- All done at 32?
0:52:40 > 0:52:42- Agh!- There you go,
0:52:42 > 0:52:44first loss. I told you it was quackers!
0:52:45 > 0:52:48The only thing that's making me feel all right is knowing you've got that
0:52:48 > 0:52:50- chair. That's what's getting me through this. - LAUGHTER
0:52:50 > 0:52:51Excuse me, listen.
0:52:51 > 0:52:54If you're going to make a noise, you can go out.
0:52:54 > 0:52:56If you're going to talk, out.
0:52:56 > 0:52:58OK. I'd take the hint.
0:52:58 > 0:52:59Leave the room, chaps.
0:53:01 > 0:53:04Up next are those magnification goggles.
0:53:04 > 0:53:06I'd like to start £12. 14 anywhere?
0:53:06 > 0:53:0914 in the back of the room. 16. 18?
0:53:09 > 0:53:1116, the bid's with me. 18, new bidder.
0:53:11 > 0:53:1220 on the internet.
0:53:12 > 0:53:1422. 24?
0:53:15 > 0:53:17At 22, I'm going to sell at 22.
0:53:18 > 0:53:19Not a great performance.
0:53:19 > 0:53:23And the chaps have relocated to an area just off the saleroom.
0:53:23 > 0:53:26- I used to get this at school all the time!- Did you? - LAUGHTER
0:53:26 > 0:53:29Next up, Ricky's cast of a gorilla skull.
0:53:29 > 0:53:31I've got one commission bid and I'm starting...
0:53:31 > 0:53:34- Stay there.- Selling at 18. 20 anywhere?
0:53:35 > 0:53:37- £18.- All done. Going at 18.
0:53:38 > 0:53:4118 quid is good, if you bought it for ten.
0:53:41 > 0:53:44I'm pretty sure that they were selling the teeth individually.
0:53:44 > 0:53:47- Let's see how the rest go. - LAUGHTER
0:53:47 > 0:53:50It's Tim's Coronation coach and box up next.
0:53:50 > 0:53:53Two commission bids and I can start at £25.
0:53:53 > 0:53:5628, 30. 32? 34, new bidder.
0:53:56 > 0:53:5838, 40.
0:53:58 > 0:54:01- Go on. Well done.- Want to go 44?
0:54:02 > 0:54:05Yes. 44. 46? 48?
0:54:05 > 0:54:07- No?- Told you.
0:54:07 > 0:54:10- 46, then.- 50!
0:54:10 > 0:54:12- I said I liked it! - Going to sell at 46.
0:54:12 > 0:54:15- All done?- Yeah, we made a loss! - LAUGHTER
0:54:15 > 0:54:19But... But... Well, there's no but.
0:54:19 > 0:54:21- We made a loss! - LAUGHTER
0:54:21 > 0:54:24Shhhh!
0:54:24 > 0:54:27Hurry back, Tim! It's Ricky's pair of early 20th-century pewter
0:54:27 > 0:54:30- candlesticks.- I've got one small commission bid, I can start at £10.
0:54:30 > 0:54:32Ten. 12 anywhere?
0:54:32 > 0:54:35- Ten.- Selling at £10. - Come on, come on.
0:54:35 > 0:54:3714. 16. Are you bidding, sir?
0:54:37 > 0:54:41- 16. £16. 18 anywhere?- Wait there.
0:54:41 > 0:54:44£16. 18 anywhere? £16, I'm going to sell.
0:54:44 > 0:54:48- 16?- A profit!
0:54:48 > 0:54:50Excellent work!
0:54:50 > 0:54:51- 16.- 16.
0:54:51 > 0:54:53- We're making money!- You're making money!
0:54:54 > 0:54:57Right, time for Tim's lemon press.
0:54:57 > 0:54:59Bids against the room at £30.
0:54:59 > 0:55:02- 30.- £30.- Anyone want to go 35 anywhere?
0:55:02 > 0:55:04I'm going to go and check on it, hang on a sec.
0:55:04 > 0:55:06A good thing to have on your sideboard?
0:55:06 > 0:55:08£30, then, I'm selling at 30.
0:55:08 > 0:55:11- Internet, internet... - All done at £30?
0:55:11 > 0:55:15Mmm! That's a £10 loss.
0:55:15 > 0:55:18- We squeezed what we could out of it! - LAUGHTER
0:55:20 > 0:55:24Now, will Ricky's water fountain spout a profit?
0:55:24 > 0:55:26I'm going in!
0:55:26 > 0:55:29I've got five commission bids. So, £40, I'm going to sell.
0:55:29 > 0:55:33- Who wants to go 45? - Nearly got a bull's-eye.
0:55:33 > 0:55:35£40, I'm going to sell at 40.
0:55:37 > 0:55:39Just shy of a bull's-eye.
0:55:39 > 0:55:42- Ricky, a great profit. - That's good, you've made £15.
0:55:42 > 0:55:45- Yeah, very good.- Yeah, but I was expecting...
0:55:45 > 0:55:46- More!- I was expecting a lot.
0:55:46 > 0:55:51It's Tim's last lot of the day - the George II side chair.
0:55:51 > 0:55:55- How much did you pay?- Here we go! - Lovely mahogany chair, this.
0:55:55 > 0:55:57And I've got a small commission bid. I can start at £25.
0:55:57 > 0:56:00- 26!- Selling at £25.
0:56:00 > 0:56:0228 anywhere?
0:56:02 > 0:56:05Jumped up to 40, then, on the internet.
0:56:05 > 0:56:08Two people bidding on the internet, nobody in the room.
0:56:08 > 0:56:10What's happening?
0:56:10 > 0:56:12- It's a disaster.- Why?
0:56:12 > 0:56:16All done? Everybody finished, at £40?
0:56:16 > 0:56:19Ouch! That's the biggest loss so far.
0:56:19 > 0:56:22- You might as well run the credits. - LAUGHTER
0:56:22 > 0:56:26Just one more lot, Tim - it's Ricky's Chinese silk drape.
0:56:26 > 0:56:29This rather special banner, hanging here.
0:56:29 > 0:56:31A Chinese banner.
0:56:31 > 0:56:33And again, a lot of interest in this...
0:56:33 > 0:56:36- Lots of interest.- We'll have to start the bidding at 120.
0:56:36 > 0:56:37120, wow!
0:56:37 > 0:56:41- What did you buy it at?- 120. - Who wants to go 130?
0:56:41 > 0:56:43120 and then I'm going to sell...
0:56:44 > 0:56:46Quick, get in there!
0:56:48 > 0:56:50150, 160. 170. I'm out at 160.
0:56:50 > 0:56:53- Come on.- Are we all done at 170?
0:56:54 > 0:56:56All done?
0:56:56 > 0:57:00Ah! Another loss! I think this could be really, really close.
0:57:00 > 0:57:02- Who's good at adding up?- He's good at adding up,
0:57:02 > 0:57:06- and I'm good at adding up, so that makes three of us. - LAUGHTER
0:57:06 > 0:57:08- Shhh! Cup of tea.- Cup of tea, cup of tea.
0:57:08 > 0:57:10Come on, cup of tea.
0:57:10 > 0:57:14Tim and James started out with £400 and after auction costs,
0:57:14 > 0:57:17they made a loss of £125.60.
0:57:17 > 0:57:21So, they end up with a total of £274.40.
0:57:22 > 0:57:26Ricky and David also started out with £400 and after auction costs,
0:57:26 > 0:57:31they made a slightly smaller loss of £124.48,
0:57:31 > 0:57:36meaning that they finish with £275.52, making them our winners,
0:57:36 > 0:57:40by only £1.12!
0:57:40 > 0:57:45- Yes!- No!- How did it happen?!- Yes! - LAUGHTER
0:57:45 > 0:57:49- All right, don't overdo it! - Unlucky.- Manly handshake.
0:57:49 > 0:57:54- Only £1 in it.- Do you know what? It's the first time in my life I've gained a pound and I
0:57:54 > 0:57:58- feel happy about it! - LAUGHTER
0:57:58 > 0:58:02- Come on, Tim, let's go, mate. - Great to see you.
0:58:02 > 0:58:05- Lovely to see you! Timothy, take me to the East End! - LAUGHTER
0:58:09 > 0:58:11Hurray!
0:58:11 > 0:58:15I'm going to give you five hours of stick, mate, all the way home!
0:58:15 > 0:58:17Off they go, then.
0:58:17 > 0:58:21I think it's only fair we let those two have the last laugh.
0:58:21 > 0:58:23Driving along in the middle of nowhere, this little motor!
0:58:23 > 0:58:26LAUGHTER