0:00:02 > 0:00:03The nation's favourite celebrities...
0:00:03 > 0:00:04Just want to touch base.
0:00:04 > 0:00:06..paired up with an expert...
0:00:06 > 0:00:08- Boo!- Whoo!
0:00:08 > 0:00:09..and a classic car.
0:00:09 > 0:00:10No hands!
0:00:10 > 0:00:13Their mission - to scour Britain for antiques.
0:00:13 > 0:00:15My office, now!
0:00:15 > 0:00:18The aim - to make the biggest profit at auction.
0:00:18 > 0:00:19But it's no easy ride.
0:00:19 > 0:00:22- GEARS GRIND - Oh!- Who will find a hidden gem?
0:00:22 > 0:00:23HONK
0:00:23 > 0:00:25- Like that. - Who will take the biggest risk?
0:00:25 > 0:00:27This could end in disaster.
0:00:27 > 0:00:30Will anybody follow expert advice?
0:00:30 > 0:00:32- But I love this.- Why would you buy something you're not going to use?
0:00:32 > 0:00:35There will be worthy winners and valiant losers.
0:00:35 > 0:00:37No, I don't want to shake hands.
0:00:37 > 0:00:39Put your pedal to the metal.
0:00:39 > 0:00:40Let me get out of first gear.
0:00:40 > 0:00:43This is the Celebrity Antiques Road Trip.
0:00:46 > 0:00:47Yeah.
0:00:50 > 0:00:53Today, we are giving birth to a brand-new road trip...
0:00:53 > 0:00:55Push, push.
0:00:55 > 0:00:56..in the southeast of England,
0:00:56 > 0:00:58with Call The Midwife stars
0:00:58 > 0:01:01Cliff Parisi and Judy Parfitt.
0:01:01 > 0:01:02THEY LAUGH
0:01:02 > 0:01:06What are your clever things that you are going to buy?
0:01:06 > 0:01:07What are you interested in?
0:01:07 > 0:01:09You're asking me to talk to the enemy now.
0:01:09 > 0:01:13You, my friend, today, although we're friends right now,
0:01:13 > 0:01:16as soon as you get out of this car, friend finished, my friend.
0:01:16 > 0:01:19We'll always be friends, but I'll be the most successful friend.
0:01:19 > 0:01:21Oh!
0:01:21 > 0:01:24Fighting talk, I like it.
0:01:24 > 0:01:27Well-known as handyman Fred Buckle on the hit series
0:01:27 > 0:01:30Call The Midwife, Cliff is also famed
0:01:30 > 0:01:33for his portrayal of long-suffering mechanic
0:01:33 > 0:01:34Minty in EastEnders.
0:01:34 > 0:01:39Hopefully, he won't need to call on his character's car-fixing skills
0:01:39 > 0:01:43today, as they are motoring around in this 1965 Ford Zodiac.
0:01:43 > 0:01:47Built before seat belts became mandatory means they aren't fitted,
0:01:47 > 0:01:50which is why they are not wearing any. Ha!
0:01:50 > 0:01:54Did you know my dad had one of these when I was a small boy?
0:01:54 > 0:01:57I used to sit in the back of it and we used to go see my grandfather.
0:01:57 > 0:02:00And I've got a photograph somewhere of my little sister
0:02:00 > 0:02:03when she was just born, and we are all in the car.
0:02:03 > 0:02:06- Really?- Yeah. One of these, exactly.
0:02:06 > 0:02:08So this is quite nice, this is quite an event for me.
0:02:09 > 0:02:14Accompanying Cliff on his trip down memory lane is TV pal Judy,
0:02:14 > 0:02:18a seasoned British actress of both stage and screen.
0:02:18 > 0:02:22Judy has been wowing audiences with her polished performances
0:02:22 > 0:02:24for almost six decades,
0:02:24 > 0:02:29and is well-loved for her role as eccentric nun Sister Monica Joan
0:02:29 > 0:02:30in Call The Midwife.
0:02:30 > 0:02:34Are we expecting a visitor of excessive proportions?
0:02:34 > 0:02:36I'm measuring up.
0:02:36 > 0:02:39Need to know how many sand bags it will take to block up
0:02:39 > 0:02:43this doorway and keep us safe in the event that they press the button.
0:02:43 > 0:02:47All this energy on sheltering would be put to better use in talks of
0:02:47 > 0:02:49- peace.- Oh, very good.
0:02:49 > 0:02:53I'm on the lookout for something unusual.
0:02:54 > 0:02:55Rather like you.
0:02:55 > 0:02:58THEY LAUGH
0:02:58 > 0:03:00What are you going to look for?
0:03:01 > 0:03:04I think I'm just going to do a collection of bedpans.
0:03:09 > 0:03:12I wouldn't let your experts hear that, Cliff!
0:03:13 > 0:03:16Road trip regulars, antique gurus Philip Serrell
0:03:16 > 0:03:18and Catherine Southon will be guiding our celebrities
0:03:18 > 0:03:20on their journey.
0:03:20 > 0:03:23They are in this rather smart 1965 Jaguar Mark 2.
0:03:25 > 0:03:26Well, isn't this a car?
0:03:27 > 0:03:30Well, it would be better if you could drive it properly!
0:03:30 > 0:03:32Cheeky devil. Coming from you, that is rich.
0:03:33 > 0:03:35I'm so excited about today.
0:03:35 > 0:03:37- Really?- Because...
0:03:37 > 0:03:38- Are you a fan?- Oh, my goodness.
0:03:38 > 0:03:43Call The Midwife has to be my ultimate favourite programme.
0:03:43 > 0:03:44It just makes me happy.
0:03:44 > 0:03:47The programme leaves me warm inside.
0:03:47 > 0:03:49Oh! Isn't that nice?
0:03:49 > 0:03:51Bit like this show, then! Ha-ha!
0:03:51 > 0:03:53Starting with £400 in their pockets,
0:03:53 > 0:03:54our group will be touring Kent.
0:03:54 > 0:03:57Affectionately known as the Garden of England,
0:03:57 > 0:04:00they'll make various shopping pit stops all over this glorious county
0:04:00 > 0:04:03before heading to Diss, in Norfolk, for auction.
0:04:03 > 0:04:05Diss is going to be amazing!
0:04:06 > 0:04:08- Here they come! - Here we go, here we go.
0:04:08 > 0:04:10- Get the hot towels.- Come on, then.
0:04:11 > 0:04:13I'm so excited.
0:04:13 > 0:04:15Hi, lovely. How are you?
0:04:15 > 0:04:17- Lovely to meet you.- Hello.
0:04:17 > 0:04:18Lovely to meet you.
0:04:18 > 0:04:20We are both great fans of the show.
0:04:20 > 0:04:21We love this show.
0:04:21 > 0:04:23- Really?- BOTH:- Yes.
0:04:23 > 0:04:25We'll soon change that.
0:04:25 > 0:04:26No, you won't, Phil!
0:04:26 > 0:04:27TIM LAUGHS
0:04:27 > 0:04:29Judy is pairing up with joker Serrell,
0:04:29 > 0:04:33which leads Cliff and Catherine to join forces.
0:04:33 > 0:04:35- Bye!- OK, Catherine.
0:04:35 > 0:04:37Right.
0:04:37 > 0:04:38Show me what this thing does.
0:04:40 > 0:04:41This is much better.
0:04:46 > 0:04:48Woohoo!
0:04:52 > 0:04:54The world is our oyster.
0:04:54 > 0:04:58We can buy whatever we want. I think you're going to spend it all.
0:04:58 > 0:05:01No, I love antique shops. My wife has to drag me out of them.
0:05:01 > 0:05:03I'm constantly bringing home bits of...
0:05:03 > 0:05:05I went out to get some milk the other week,
0:05:05 > 0:05:06I came back with a piano,
0:05:06 > 0:05:08so who knows what's going to happen today.
0:05:11 > 0:05:13Do you like driving this car?
0:05:13 > 0:05:14- I love cars.- Do you?
0:05:14 > 0:05:17Yeah, this is a lovely car to drive as well.
0:05:17 > 0:05:20Yeah, I love old cars. I think if you do my job, you just love old
0:05:20 > 0:05:23- things generally, you know?- Oh, you'll be all right with me, then.
0:05:23 > 0:05:25Shut up!
0:05:25 > 0:05:29I have to ask you about Midwife because I am the biggest fan
0:05:29 > 0:05:33- in the country.- Oh, that's so kind. - It's fabulous.
0:05:33 > 0:05:35It's a great programme, isn't it? You must enjoy it.
0:05:35 > 0:05:38It is a great programme and we love it, we love making it.
0:05:38 > 0:05:41We are all incredibly protective and very proud of the show,
0:05:41 > 0:05:44like a family, and it's great.
0:05:44 > 0:05:46I think, initially, it was six episodes
0:05:46 > 0:05:50and then this extraordinary reaction.
0:05:50 > 0:05:53I mean, we're now working on the seventh series,
0:05:53 > 0:05:56and we have 11.5 million viewers.
0:05:56 > 0:05:59- That's not too shabby. - Which is incredible.- Yeah.
0:05:59 > 0:06:02So, with Sister Monica Joan, our Judy,
0:06:02 > 0:06:04I get the impression she's going to want to win.
0:06:04 > 0:06:05Oh, yeah, she wants to win.
0:06:05 > 0:06:07Oh, no, we both want to win.
0:06:07 > 0:06:08We've got a little side bet going on.
0:06:08 > 0:06:13She's got to make me tea for the next six months if she doesn't win.
0:06:13 > 0:06:18Judy and Phil's first shop of the day is Barham, in the Kent Downs.
0:06:19 > 0:06:23- I just want something quirky and unusual...- I'm sat here.
0:06:23 > 0:06:25..and that's worth a lot of money.
0:06:25 > 0:06:27PHILIP LAUGHS
0:06:29 > 0:06:31They've arrived at Stablegate Antiques.
0:06:31 > 0:06:33A family run business,
0:06:33 > 0:06:38this shop is packed with delights for Judy and Phil to pore over.
0:06:38 > 0:06:40Oh, boy, this looks promising.
0:06:40 > 0:06:42There are some jolly good things in here, aren't there?
0:06:42 > 0:06:44Yeah. I like the look of that, Phil.
0:06:44 > 0:06:46- That telescope?- Yeah.
0:06:46 > 0:06:48Catherine is an expert in these, you know.
0:06:48 > 0:06:49Oh, I came with the wrong person.
0:06:49 > 0:06:52- You're absolutely right, yeah. - There is many who have said that.
0:06:52 > 0:06:55Oh, you don't want to believe that.
0:06:55 > 0:06:59- Oh! I like the pug, Phil. - Oh, he's gorgeous.
0:06:59 > 0:07:01- He's lovely.- He's gorgeous.
0:07:01 > 0:07:03No, he doesn't look like he's got much age.
0:07:03 > 0:07:06- No.- I think you'd need to buy that for between 60-80
0:07:06 > 0:07:08to do any good with that.
0:07:08 > 0:07:12- Oh, well, it's 195, so we're not going to be...- Start saving.
0:07:12 > 0:07:14..doing that.
0:07:14 > 0:07:18I think the furniture is beyond our purse.
0:07:18 > 0:07:20- This is pretty.- It is beyond our budget a little bit.
0:07:20 > 0:07:24- Yeah.- We are about 3,050 quid shy of that.
0:07:25 > 0:07:29LAUGHS: Step away from the pricey pieces.
0:07:29 > 0:07:31That leather-covered telescope is cheaper.
0:07:31 > 0:07:33It's an interesting thing, isn't it?
0:07:33 > 0:07:36Yeah. It's old, too, and this beautiful leather.
0:07:36 > 0:07:38- And look at the stitching down there.- It has a great colour,
0:07:38 > 0:07:40- hasn't it?- Yes. It's lovely.- And how much is that?
0:07:40 > 0:07:42It's 120.
0:07:42 > 0:07:44"ED Gannon" there.
0:07:44 > 0:07:47- Is that good?- Well, I guess that might be the person who owned it.
0:07:47 > 0:07:49- Right.- I'm guessing.
0:07:49 > 0:07:51And then around
0:07:51 > 0:07:54here, look. J Coombes of Devonport.
0:07:54 > 0:07:57So you kind of think this might be naval.
0:07:57 > 0:07:59Circa 1870?
0:07:59 > 0:08:02- I think it's probably a little bit later than that, actually.- Do you?
0:08:02 > 0:08:04Yeah, I do, but I think it's just quite a nice thing.
0:08:04 > 0:08:07And one other reason why I think it's later is just by the way,
0:08:07 > 0:08:08this sort of script here.
0:08:08 > 0:08:10- Right. - But I think it's a nice thing.
0:08:11 > 0:08:14While Judy and Phil consider the telescope,
0:08:14 > 0:08:17Cliff and Catherine are busy making their way to Bagham Cross,
0:08:17 > 0:08:19near Canterbury.
0:08:19 > 0:08:23So, what will we find in Kent that we won't find anywhere else?
0:08:24 > 0:08:27Who knows? I think we've just got to go with the flow.
0:08:27 > 0:08:31I'm quite happy just to look at and buy anything, really,
0:08:31 > 0:08:34- as long as I like the look of it. - Yeah. That sounds good to me.
0:08:34 > 0:08:37I'm going to kind of need you to police me, though,
0:08:37 > 0:08:39because, you know, I'll probably give them twice as much
0:08:39 > 0:08:41as what it's worth,
0:08:41 > 0:08:43so you're going to need to watch out to make sure that I'm not paying
0:08:43 > 0:08:45- too much for stuff.- Right, OK.
0:08:45 > 0:08:47- Is that a deal?- That is a deal.
0:08:47 > 0:08:50They have arrived at their first shop and are raring to go.
0:08:52 > 0:08:54- Pretty.- Can't get out of the car.
0:08:54 > 0:08:57- You're going to have to get me out. - Lift that round button.
0:08:57 > 0:08:59There. Squeeze it.
0:08:59 > 0:09:02You need a bit of oomph, I'm not strong enough.
0:09:04 > 0:09:07- Let's go look see.- Yes.
0:09:08 > 0:09:12Situated in a beautifully restored 17th-century barn,
0:09:12 > 0:09:14there's plenty of antiques here.
0:09:14 > 0:09:17Look at this. Lovely.
0:09:17 > 0:09:21- Welcome to Bagham Barn. I'm Peggy. - Oh, get out of my antiques shop.
0:09:23 > 0:09:25- Hello, Peggy.- Peggy! Lovely to meet you.
0:09:25 > 0:09:26LAUGHS: Good one, Cliff.
0:09:26 > 0:09:29Right, introductions over, time to get browsing.
0:09:30 > 0:09:33Look at that. Look. It turns into a table and a toilet.
0:09:33 > 0:09:34- WHISPERS:- And a toilet!
0:09:36 > 0:09:37Don't wind me up.
0:09:40 > 0:09:43I think that is absolutely Dinky.
0:09:43 > 0:09:46I can imagine the children playing with this in Call The Midwife,
0:09:46 > 0:09:49- actually.- Yeah. Maybe we could sell it to them.
0:09:50 > 0:09:52Let me take my glasses off.
0:09:52 > 0:09:54Scramble!
0:09:57 > 0:09:59I'm never going to get in that plane!
0:09:59 > 0:10:00THEY LAUGH
0:10:00 > 0:10:02I can't get in the cockpit.
0:10:03 > 0:10:04That's a bit tight.
0:10:04 > 0:10:06Oh, Lordy. After a good old rummage,
0:10:06 > 0:10:10it looks like Cliff's inner child has found something to play with.
0:10:12 > 0:10:16It's a Mark I Ford Escort.
0:10:17 > 0:10:18It's made by Dinky.
0:10:18 > 0:10:20I've never seen one before.
0:10:20 > 0:10:22And it's in really good condition.
0:10:22 > 0:10:2335 quid.
0:10:24 > 0:10:27We could get a sort of collection of them, or do you just want that one?
0:10:27 > 0:10:29Shall we do a little lot?
0:10:29 > 0:10:31- Yeah.- If we could get that one.
0:10:31 > 0:10:33This is quite good. Look at this.
0:10:33 > 0:10:34And it's got an ambulance.
0:10:34 > 0:10:36Aw, a little ambulance!
0:10:36 > 0:10:38- It's got an ambulance driver. - Aw, with a little driver.
0:10:38 > 0:10:40Aw, he's nice.
0:10:40 > 0:10:43It's got a patient! It's got a patient!
0:10:43 > 0:10:46She's having a baby. Call the midwife!
0:10:46 > 0:10:48- Shove her in. - Come on, get back on the bed.
0:10:48 > 0:10:52- There you go.- There you are. - Oh, I think it's a him, actually.
0:10:52 > 0:10:53It's pregnant, whoever it is.
0:10:53 > 0:10:56- It's pregnant. - We'll soon have you in the hospital.
0:10:56 > 0:10:58- There you are. Nee-naw, nee-naw! - Isn't that wonderful?
0:10:58 > 0:11:00- Shall we get that as well?- Yeah. How much is that? 22.
0:11:00 > 0:11:01Oh, let's get that.
0:11:03 > 0:11:07The combined ticket price for the three - £82.
0:11:07 > 0:11:08Time to talk to dealer Paul.
0:11:08 > 0:11:10Paul!
0:11:10 > 0:11:11Is there anything we can do on these?
0:11:11 > 0:11:13What, are you looking at the three together?
0:11:13 > 0:11:15Yeah. What about...
0:11:17 > 0:11:21- ..50?- I can do 50 for you, if that helps.
0:11:21 > 0:11:23- Happy with that? - Yeah, I'm happy with that.
0:11:23 > 0:11:24- Thank you.- You're welcome.
0:11:24 > 0:11:26I'd better... Gosh, you've got a firm shake.
0:11:26 > 0:11:28He almost broke my hand!
0:11:28 > 0:11:30I'll be the next patient in there.
0:11:30 > 0:11:35- I'd better pay you.- While Cliff and Catherine are busy buying cars,
0:11:35 > 0:11:37back in Barham,
0:11:37 > 0:11:40Judy and Phil have cornered dealer Gay to enquire about the telescope
0:11:40 > 0:11:42they fancy.
0:11:43 > 0:11:45What's your very best
0:11:45 > 0:11:49- on that?- It's up at one...
0:11:49 > 0:11:52- 120.- 120.- Am I going to tell you what I think it's worth,
0:11:52 > 0:11:54- or do you want to tell us? - Yeah, no. You tell me.
0:11:54 > 0:11:56Well, I think we've got to try and buy it for around £50,
0:11:56 > 0:11:58£55. That's where I would see it.
0:11:59 > 0:12:03But while you're thinking about that,
0:12:03 > 0:12:06I know that with all your beautiful things in here...
0:12:06 > 0:12:09- Yes.- ..you must have a workshop or a store somewhere that might have
0:12:09 > 0:12:10some hidden little gems in it.
0:12:10 > 0:12:14We have a little next-door nook.
0:12:16 > 0:12:17Oh, wow!
0:12:17 > 0:12:20Aha! Time for a good nosey in the nook, eh?
0:12:20 > 0:12:23I like that. It's just an old wastepaper bin.
0:12:23 > 0:12:25- That's quite cool, isn't it?- Yeah.
0:12:25 > 0:12:27I bet that's no money at all, is it?
0:12:27 > 0:12:29No. I like it.
0:12:29 > 0:12:30- Five or ten quid.- Yeah.
0:12:30 > 0:12:33- Would you take £5 for that? - I'd take ten.
0:12:34 > 0:12:36- Ten. Can we afford ten? - We can save up, can't we?
0:12:37 > 0:12:39- Is there anything else in here? - I don't know.
0:12:39 > 0:12:41What have you seen?
0:12:41 > 0:12:43- I quite like that table. - That's a nice table.
0:12:43 > 0:12:47- How much is the table? - The asking price for that...
0:12:47 > 0:12:49Oh, no, no, no. Not the asking price.
0:12:49 > 0:12:51She's lovely, isn't she?
0:12:51 > 0:12:52- Not the asking price.- Well...
0:12:52 > 0:12:55The price you're going to be kind enough to give us!
0:12:55 > 0:12:58The asking price was 120,
0:12:58 > 0:13:01but we could drop to...
0:13:01 > 0:13:04- 60 quid.- I was just going to say 70.
0:13:04 > 0:13:07- Shall we have a look at that? - Let's have a look at it.
0:13:08 > 0:13:12That looks weighty. Mind you don't do yourself a mischief, Philip.
0:13:12 > 0:13:14I think it's Indian. So you lift that up.
0:13:14 > 0:13:18That is so heavy. This is made out of paduak.
0:13:18 > 0:13:19What's that?
0:13:19 > 0:13:21It's a really heavy...
0:13:23 > 0:13:25..sort of equatorial hardwood
0:13:25 > 0:13:27that you can't sort of even drive nails into it.
0:13:27 > 0:13:29It is rock, rock hard.
0:13:29 > 0:13:32- Really?!- The problem with it is, and it is a problem,
0:13:32 > 0:13:35somebody has just cleaned this top off.
0:13:35 > 0:13:38This has had Botox and a face-lift.
0:13:39 > 0:13:41OK. It doesn't look natural.
0:13:41 > 0:13:44No, and this looks as though it's varnish, to me.
0:13:44 > 0:13:46Yeah, it's been treacled up to the nines.
0:13:46 > 0:13:48I don't think I want to buy it.
0:13:48 > 0:13:51I think it's not a bad example of what it is, actually.
0:13:51 > 0:13:54I think if you could get the two for 70 quid, I think you'd be right.
0:13:55 > 0:13:58- Whatever you say.- Well, no, you're the boss, boss.
0:13:58 > 0:14:00- No, you're the expert. - Don't you call me that!
0:14:00 > 0:14:02What did you just say?
0:14:02 > 0:14:04It's down to you, Judy.
0:14:04 > 0:14:06Please can I have the two for 70 quid?
0:14:08 > 0:14:10How about 75?
0:14:10 > 0:14:11There we are. I can't...
0:14:11 > 0:14:15- I mean, that is a good price for... - Shall we leave the telescope?
0:14:15 > 0:14:18Well, I don't know what price you were thinking of the telescope.
0:14:18 > 0:14:19£30 for the telescope.
0:14:19 > 0:14:21No. No, I can't do 30.
0:14:21 > 0:14:24- Can't you?- Could you do all three for 110 quid?
0:14:24 > 0:14:27- Yes. All right.- Thank you.- Really? Well, yeah, you've done remarkably.
0:14:27 > 0:14:29- Well, there you go.- You're an angel. Do you know what?- I know.
0:14:29 > 0:14:30You've done us really, really well.
0:14:30 > 0:14:32I've got one other favour as well.
0:14:32 > 0:14:34Have you got a damp cloth I could borrow, please?
0:14:34 > 0:14:36- Yes.- Thank you. - For you or the table?
0:14:36 > 0:14:39Ha! There's a thought. Now,
0:14:39 > 0:14:42some very kind discounts mean Judy and Phil have bought the paduak
0:14:42 > 0:14:45Anglo-Indian table for £65,
0:14:45 > 0:14:49the leather telescope for 35 and the 19th-century wastepaper bin for a
0:14:49 > 0:14:52tenner, all in their first shop.
0:14:52 > 0:14:53That's marvellous.
0:14:54 > 0:14:56- Gosh.- No, don't worry, Judy.
0:14:56 > 0:14:57I'm fine, honestly!
0:14:57 > 0:14:59You can manage.
0:14:59 > 0:15:01- Lord above!- Manage?
0:15:01 > 0:15:02The poor old boy's had it!
0:15:02 > 0:15:05Back in Bagham Cross, Cliff's hunt continues.
0:15:07 > 0:15:10You know, my grandad used to have this case with lots of little
0:15:10 > 0:15:14knick-knacks in it and things like this, and all that kind of stuff,
0:15:14 > 0:15:16little curios, and I really like those.
0:15:16 > 0:15:18Look.
0:15:19 > 0:15:23A cake plate for very tiny cakes.
0:15:23 > 0:15:26No time for a tea break just yet, Cliff.
0:15:26 > 0:15:28Catherine's found something she thinks you'll like.
0:15:28 > 0:15:30When I saw this...
0:15:30 > 0:15:31I can't actually lift this.
0:15:31 > 0:15:34I need a big strong man like you to lift this.
0:15:34 > 0:15:38- Oh, here you go. He's like, "This is so light."- Uy!
0:15:38 > 0:15:40- Cast-iron.- Yeah.
0:15:40 > 0:15:42"Beware of trains."
0:15:42 > 0:15:45- So, that's Scottish. - God, that's really heavy.
0:15:45 > 0:15:47- SCOTTISH ACCENT:- Scottish.- Is it? How do you know?- CR.
0:15:49 > 0:15:52- Caledonian Railways.- Oh, OK.
0:15:52 > 0:15:54- There should be "ach".- Ach!
0:15:54 > 0:15:57- SCOTTISH ACCENT: - Ach, beware of the trains!
0:15:57 > 0:15:59Oh, dear!
0:15:59 > 0:16:00Accents aren't her strong suit.
0:16:00 > 0:16:05Anyway, she's found a nice-looking vintage railway lamp.
0:16:05 > 0:16:07Look at that.
0:16:07 > 0:16:11- OK. Right.- But... OK, OK.
0:16:11 > 0:16:14So this is going to go across to two different people, isn't it?
0:16:14 > 0:16:17This is going to go across to your people who are interested in it for
0:16:17 > 0:16:19a railwayana type-of-thing.
0:16:19 > 0:16:22And also your people who are interested in it as a sort of
0:16:22 > 0:16:24decorative thing to have in the garden.
0:16:25 > 0:16:29Choo-choo! The railway lamp is priced at £65.
0:16:29 > 0:16:31The railway sign is £140.
0:16:31 > 0:16:33What's your best, then, Paul?
0:16:33 > 0:16:35The two together, the cast-iron and the lamp,
0:16:35 > 0:16:37bottom price would be a straight £100.
0:16:37 > 0:16:40- WHISPERS:- What about £90?
0:16:40 > 0:16:43- Shh! 90.- As we bought your lovely cars.- You'd be doing us a...
0:16:43 > 0:16:46All right, as you bought the Dinky toys as well, deal.
0:16:46 > 0:16:48- Lovely.- Are you happy with that? - Yeah.
0:16:50 > 0:16:55A nice bit of bargaining from Cliff bags them the 1940s railway sign for
0:16:55 > 0:16:59£65 and vintage railway lamp for 25.
0:16:59 > 0:17:01Top notch, I'd say.
0:17:05 > 0:17:07Judy and Phil are taking a detour
0:17:07 > 0:17:09from shopping and heading to Dover.
0:17:11 > 0:17:13Somebody once told me there's a massive difference
0:17:13 > 0:17:15between being Kent and Kentish.
0:17:15 > 0:17:17Kentish is sort of almost like...
0:17:19 > 0:17:21..the London side of Kent.
0:17:21 > 0:17:22Oh, right, right, right.
0:17:22 > 0:17:26And a man of Kent is more of the hop fields and Darling Buds of May and
0:17:26 > 0:17:28- all that sort of stuff. - Yes, yes, yes.
0:17:29 > 0:17:33Before the Royal Navy was formed in the 16th century,
0:17:33 > 0:17:38local mariners were once this country's first line of defence.
0:17:38 > 0:17:42Five ports on the southeast coast maintained a fleet of ships that the
0:17:42 > 0:17:47monarch could call upon at any time to defend England from attack.
0:17:47 > 0:17:51Known as the Cinque Ports, or "sank" ports,
0:17:51 > 0:17:52Hastings, Romney, Hythe,
0:17:52 > 0:17:54Dover and Sandwich played a key role
0:17:54 > 0:17:56in the development of Great Britain
0:17:56 > 0:17:57as a naval superpower.
0:18:00 > 0:18:01It's here, at Dover Castle,
0:18:01 > 0:18:05that Len Howell from English Heritage has the story.
0:18:05 > 0:18:06Hello, I'm Judy.
0:18:06 > 0:18:08Hello. Hello. I'm Len.
0:18:08 > 0:18:11Welcome to Dover Castle, in Dover, one of the Cinque Ports.
0:18:11 > 0:18:13Why is it called Cinque Ports?
0:18:13 > 0:18:15Because there were five of them, basically.
0:18:15 > 0:18:18It goes back to the French word cinque, Cinque.
0:18:18 > 0:18:21One of the visitors to the castle actually said that that is Norman
0:18:21 > 0:18:23French, rather than high French.
0:18:23 > 0:18:24So "sink" rather than "sank".
0:18:25 > 0:18:27In 1066,
0:18:27 > 0:18:31William Duke of Normandy sailed across the Channel with his army and
0:18:31 > 0:18:35invaded. England offers little naval resistance and the vulnerability of
0:18:35 > 0:18:37the coast was clear.
0:18:37 > 0:18:40So, when William the Conqueror took to the throne,
0:18:40 > 0:18:44he prioritised the creation of coastal defences
0:18:44 > 0:18:45at five key points along
0:18:45 > 0:18:49the southeast of England, naming them Cinque Ports.
0:18:49 > 0:18:53The purpose of the Cinque Ports was to provide protection for royalty.
0:18:54 > 0:18:58- Doing what, why?- It was providing ships is the prime function here.
0:18:58 > 0:19:00There was no Royal Navy then.
0:19:00 > 0:19:03If you were involved in fighting at sea,
0:19:03 > 0:19:07you needed experienced mariners to be able to do that.
0:19:07 > 0:19:10Before they started, you'd have hired mercenaries.
0:19:10 > 0:19:14But it became an established idea that it was probably cheaper
0:19:14 > 0:19:19and more convenient to have a range of ports that were obliged
0:19:19 > 0:19:21to give you service
0:19:21 > 0:19:23in return for certain privileges
0:19:23 > 0:19:27- that those ports then gained from the Crown.- What did they get back?
0:19:27 > 0:19:31A lot. They had many tax benefits.
0:19:31 > 0:19:33And they had the right to control their own laws.
0:19:33 > 0:19:36There were financial benefits and kudos benefits that came
0:19:36 > 0:19:40- to the Cinque portsmen.- How long were the Cinque Ports in operation?
0:19:40 > 0:19:45They were very active during the 11th century.
0:19:45 > 0:19:49The 12th century was coming to their heyday, and the early 13th century,
0:19:49 > 0:19:53but after the 13th started to go on,
0:19:53 > 0:19:57they began to decline in their influence and their importance,
0:19:57 > 0:20:00especially as the provision of ships for the monarch.
0:20:00 > 0:20:04But certainly, by the time we get to the end of the 15th century,
0:20:04 > 0:20:06when Henry VII comes to the throne,
0:20:06 > 0:20:10he's actually building purpose-built warships.
0:20:10 > 0:20:13Cinque Ports proved effective and successful.
0:20:13 > 0:20:17The Battle of Sandwich in 1217 was one of the most important naval
0:20:17 > 0:20:18engagements of the time.
0:20:18 > 0:20:22Cinque Ports ships destroyed a much larger French fleet intent
0:20:22 > 0:20:24on invading England.
0:20:24 > 0:20:27The Cinque Ports were last called upon in 1588,
0:20:27 > 0:20:30to provide defence against the Spanish Armada.
0:20:30 > 0:20:33And who is in charge?
0:20:33 > 0:20:36The most important person within the Cinque Ports
0:20:36 > 0:20:38was generally considered to be the Lord Warden,
0:20:38 > 0:20:41which was the monarch's representative
0:20:41 > 0:20:44within the Cinque Ports Federation themselves.
0:20:47 > 0:20:50The Lord Warden and Admiral of the Cinque Ports
0:20:50 > 0:20:52and Constable of Dover Castle
0:20:52 > 0:20:56was once one of the most powerful officials in the kingdom.
0:20:56 > 0:20:59So, these are the arms of almost 1,000 years' worth of wardens.
0:20:59 > 0:21:02- Yeah, exactly, yeah. - How many is there?
0:21:02 > 0:21:06Some lasted not very long, but a lot were Lords Warden for ten, 20,
0:21:06 > 0:21:09- 30 years. - And what did they have to do?
0:21:09 > 0:21:12Basically, they are the monarch's representative.
0:21:12 > 0:21:16These days, they represent the Cinque Ports at certain functions.
0:21:16 > 0:21:20If you go back, they were taking control of a lot of the courts of
0:21:20 > 0:21:21the Cinque Ports,
0:21:21 > 0:21:24dealing with different matters, mostly maritime matters.
0:21:24 > 0:21:26But these days, it is just a figurehead
0:21:26 > 0:21:28for the Cinque Ports Association
0:21:28 > 0:21:30- themselves.- Very roughly,
0:21:30 > 0:21:34what date did this change from becoming operative to titular?
0:21:34 > 0:21:37Well, certainly by the time we get to the beginning of the 15th century,
0:21:37 > 0:21:38it definitely was then,
0:21:38 > 0:21:43because the importance of the fleet as a fighting force is recognised as
0:21:43 > 0:21:44being slipping away.
0:21:46 > 0:21:50Over the centuries, the office has been bestowed upon prime ministers
0:21:50 > 0:21:52and distinguished wartime leaders,
0:21:52 > 0:21:55like the Duke of Wellington and Sir Winston Churchill.
0:21:55 > 0:21:59The only woman to have ever held the office is the Queen Mother.
0:21:59 > 0:22:02Although few of their ancient privileges survive today,
0:22:02 > 0:22:07Cinque Ports played an important and often violent role in developing the
0:22:07 > 0:22:09nation's seafaring and naval traditions.
0:22:09 > 0:22:11- Thank you very much. - It's been a pleasure.
0:22:11 > 0:22:13- It's been absolutely fascinating. - Thank you very much.
0:22:13 > 0:22:16- Lovely, thank you very much. - Your enthusiasm is very catching.
0:22:16 > 0:22:18Thank you very much indeed. Shall we head out?
0:22:23 > 0:22:24Further along the coast,
0:22:24 > 0:22:28Cliff and Catherine are about to invade another of the Cinque Ports,
0:22:28 > 0:22:31the small coastal town of Hythe.
0:22:31 > 0:22:36With £260 still to spend, they've arrived at the Malthouse,
0:22:36 > 0:22:39an antiques centre with 25 dealers under one roof.
0:22:42 > 0:22:44- WHISPERS:- There are some really nice books here.
0:22:44 > 0:22:47- Look at that.- They're a bit specialist.- A bit specialist.
0:22:48 > 0:22:51Toys! I can't bear any more toy cars.
0:22:55 > 0:22:58That's a proper Call The Midwife dress.
0:22:58 > 0:22:59That's tiny.
0:22:59 > 0:23:00We've bought boys' things.
0:23:00 > 0:23:03Yeah, let's get some something girlie.
0:23:03 > 0:23:05So maybe silver, maybe jewellery.
0:23:05 > 0:23:07- Something a bit posh.- A bit posh.
0:23:07 > 0:23:09With a bit of age to it but quality.
0:23:09 > 0:23:12- Top-notch.- Right, like that top, top-notch.
0:23:12 > 0:23:15- Like us.- Like us!
0:23:15 > 0:23:16There you go.
0:23:16 > 0:23:19- Sparkly. Come and look. - Sparkly, sparkly.
0:23:19 > 0:23:22- What do you think of that lot, then? - What do YOU think of that lot, then?
0:23:22 > 0:23:23How much is that lot?
0:23:24 > 0:23:26Oh, wow!
0:23:27 > 0:23:30Don't worry, Ali. He's just pulling your leg.
0:23:30 > 0:23:34- That's nice.- Arts & Crafts. - Arts & Crafts, little bowl.
0:23:34 > 0:23:41- Bonbon dish. It's quite stylish. - Yeah.- And it's quite weighty.
0:23:43 > 0:23:44But how much is on that?
0:23:44 > 0:23:47£98. That's not £98 for us.
0:23:49 > 0:23:50I can come down.
0:23:51 > 0:23:53We like people that come down.
0:23:53 > 0:23:56What about this pair of trumpet vases?
0:23:56 > 0:23:57I think I've got...
0:23:58 > 0:24:00What have I got on them?
0:24:01 > 0:24:03These are sort of 1930s, aren't they?
0:24:03 > 0:24:04They're older than that.
0:24:04 > 0:24:06That one looks very...
0:24:06 > 0:24:08Can you see that? That's a little bit worn on the top.
0:24:08 > 0:24:11What I like is that they're quite simple in their design.
0:24:11 > 0:24:12That's why I thought they were '30s.
0:24:12 > 0:24:14Are they really much earlier?
0:24:14 > 0:24:18- There are about 1919.- 1919... - I could do them for 60.
0:24:18 > 0:24:21They have got kind of a look of Deco, haven't they?
0:24:21 > 0:24:22Exactly. Which is why I think...
0:24:22 > 0:24:25- Yeah.- ..they're more sort of late '20s, early '30s.
0:24:25 > 0:24:26I like them. I think they're really nice.
0:24:26 > 0:24:28That's two possibles.
0:24:28 > 0:24:32But is there a third piece of silver in the offing to?
0:24:32 > 0:24:34This is quite nice, isn't it?
0:24:34 > 0:24:36- Little pin tray.- William Cummins.
0:24:36 > 0:24:37William Cummings.
0:24:37 > 0:24:39- Oh, William Cummings.- You know him?
0:24:39 > 0:24:40Good friend of yours?
0:24:40 > 0:24:42- Sorry.- Well, I mean, in the name of...
0:24:42 > 0:24:47In the name of smalls, silver smalls, he's a pretty good name.
0:24:47 > 0:24:50He's up there. But what's lovely about this being heart-shaped,
0:24:50 > 0:24:52a little pin tray, it's all repousse.
0:24:52 > 0:24:54It's all been sort of hammered from the back
0:24:54 > 0:24:56to create this lovely little
0:24:56 > 0:25:00pattern, and you've got little love birds and little swags and...
0:25:00 > 0:25:02It would look lovely on a dressing table.
0:25:02 > 0:25:05- Yeah.- There. And it's actually got quite a nice clear hallmark there.
0:25:05 > 0:25:09So that is B, so that's about 1901, 1902.
0:25:09 > 0:25:11- Yeah.- And what's...
0:25:11 > 0:25:12What have you got on that?
0:25:12 > 0:25:15I can do... The best I can do on that is 40.
0:25:15 > 0:25:18- What do you think?- Looks to me like, I haven't got my glasses on,
0:25:18 > 0:25:21but it looks like someone's been hitting that with a hammer,
0:25:21 > 0:25:24- but I'll take your word for it. - This is quality silversmithing!
0:25:24 > 0:25:31So what's the best deal you can give us for all three?
0:25:31 > 0:25:35I could do 110 for the three pieces.
0:25:35 > 0:25:37I think we should buy it.
0:25:37 > 0:25:39- What?- All of them. - All of it?- All of it.
0:25:39 > 0:25:41- Do you?- Let's take the lot.
0:25:41 > 0:25:43You're a bit of a gambler, aren't you?
0:25:43 > 0:25:47- OK. So we're going to buy the trumpet vases...- Yeah.
0:25:49 > 0:25:50..the Arts & Crafts...
0:25:50 > 0:25:53- Bowl.- ..bonbon dish.- Yeah.
0:25:53 > 0:25:55And the William Cummings pin tray,
0:25:55 > 0:25:56which you didn't like.
0:25:56 > 0:25:59- Yes, it's lovely. - You hate it, don't you?
0:25:59 > 0:26:01No, no. It's nice, it's nice.
0:26:01 > 0:26:02It's nice, isn't it?
0:26:02 > 0:26:03It is lovely.
0:26:04 > 0:26:08Cliff may not be completely sold, but they're going for it anyway.
0:26:08 > 0:26:11- Thank you.- That's a bargain - £30 for the pin dish,
0:26:11 > 0:26:15£40 for the trumpet vases and another 40 for the bonbon dish.
0:26:17 > 0:26:19- Thank you.- Thank you very much.
0:26:21 > 0:26:23After a busy day of buying,
0:26:23 > 0:26:27it's time for our weary celebrities and experts to have a well-earned
0:26:27 > 0:26:29rest, so nighty-night.
0:26:31 > 0:26:33It's the next morning.
0:26:33 > 0:26:37Cliff and Judy are back together and making their way to Cliffsend,
0:26:37 > 0:26:39to meet their experts.
0:26:39 > 0:26:41Bill was wonderful and very helpful to me.
0:26:41 > 0:26:43- Was he?- Yes, he was.
0:26:43 > 0:26:44He was absolutely lovely.
0:26:45 > 0:26:49Because, you know, he did exactly what I wanted him to do.
0:26:49 > 0:26:50HE CHUCKLES
0:26:50 > 0:26:53Everybody does what you want them to do, Judy.
0:26:53 > 0:26:55Otherwise, there's trouble.
0:26:55 > 0:26:58Judy is a buying machine.
0:26:58 > 0:27:00I would not want to play cards with her,
0:27:00 > 0:27:02cos there's just this completely...
0:27:03 > 0:27:05..expressionless face.
0:27:05 > 0:27:07"That's what I'll offer you for it."
0:27:07 > 0:27:09Catherine thought I was marvellous.
0:27:09 > 0:27:12She thought I had a brilliant eye and...
0:27:14 > 0:27:15And I was instinctive.
0:27:16 > 0:27:18Possibly...
0:27:18 > 0:27:20a touch too instinctive!
0:27:22 > 0:27:25He's a good chap, but buying, shopping...
0:27:26 > 0:27:27..it's a big no-no for him.
0:27:27 > 0:27:32- Really?- Because he just goes in and he says, "Yeah, we'll have that.
0:27:32 > 0:27:34"Shall we have that as well and that?"
0:27:34 > 0:27:37If I'd have let him, we would have bought everything.
0:27:39 > 0:27:42So, Cliff and Catherine have already bought five lots
0:27:42 > 0:27:43to take to auction -
0:27:43 > 0:27:46the vintage Dinky cars, the 1940s railway sign,
0:27:46 > 0:27:48the vintage railway lamp,
0:27:48 > 0:27:50the heart-shaped pin dish
0:27:50 > 0:27:53and the pair of trumpet vases and bonbon dish,
0:27:53 > 0:27:57leaving them a £150 purse.
0:27:57 > 0:27:58Don't wind me up.
0:28:00 > 0:28:03Meanwhile, Judy and Phil have bought three things -
0:28:03 > 0:28:06the leather telescope, the 19th-century wastepaper bin
0:28:06 > 0:28:09- and the paduak table. - Can we afford ten?
0:28:09 > 0:28:10We can save up, can't we?
0:28:10 > 0:28:15Which means they still have £290 available to spend.
0:28:15 > 0:28:17Do you know what I'm going to be looking for today?
0:28:17 > 0:28:19- No.- I'm going to give you a little tip.- All right.
0:28:19 > 0:28:21Orange '70s plastic.
0:28:22 > 0:28:24Orange '70s...
0:28:24 > 0:28:26My idea of hell.
0:28:26 > 0:28:27HE LAUGHS
0:28:27 > 0:28:32Absolutely. I mean, orange is not my favourite colour.
0:28:32 > 0:28:33It's very '70s.
0:28:33 > 0:28:37- Orange, purple.- I lived through it, I don't have to go back there.
0:28:37 > 0:28:38I remember you in the '70s, Judy.
0:28:38 > 0:28:40Yes, I was amazing.
0:28:40 > 0:28:42You still are!
0:28:42 > 0:28:44Look what happened.
0:28:44 > 0:28:47You are still just as wonderful as you were, Judy.
0:28:47 > 0:28:49Here they are, look.
0:28:50 > 0:28:51They are raring to go again.
0:28:55 > 0:28:57- Hello!- Good morning.
0:28:57 > 0:28:59Good morning. Lovely to see you.
0:28:59 > 0:29:01Are you ready?
0:29:01 > 0:29:03Yeah. Good luck today, Judy.
0:29:03 > 0:29:05Not too much luck to you.
0:29:05 > 0:29:07- Yeah.- Enjoy yourself.- We will.
0:29:07 > 0:29:08Yeah, it's a wonderful day.
0:29:08 > 0:29:10I know, it is a good day. You are in that one.
0:29:10 > 0:29:11Oh, I'm in that one!
0:29:14 > 0:29:16See you.
0:29:16 > 0:29:18Bye! Good luck - no.
0:29:18 > 0:29:20- Thank you!- Early birds and worms!
0:29:20 > 0:29:21Absolutely.
0:29:21 > 0:29:24- Onwards. - CATHERINE:- Fabulous.
0:29:24 > 0:29:25Come on, Phil, get a shift on.
0:29:25 > 0:29:27The other two are getting away!
0:29:30 > 0:29:33# Get your motor running
0:29:33 > 0:29:35# Get out on the highway
0:29:36 > 0:29:38# Looking for adventure
0:29:38 > 0:29:41# And whatever comes my way! #
0:29:43 > 0:29:44Oi, mate...
0:29:47 > 0:29:50You're such a friendly guy, you are, aren't you?
0:29:50 > 0:29:52- You've got this massive...- Oi, mate.
0:29:52 > 0:29:54You've got this massive cheeky smile.
0:29:54 > 0:29:57And that is just how you are, that is who you play
0:29:57 > 0:29:58- in Call The Midwife.- Hiya, mate.
0:30:00 > 0:30:02Hiya, mate! Ice cream?
0:30:05 > 0:30:08While Cliff's busy making friends with the locals,
0:30:08 > 0:30:10Judy and Phil are making their way
0:30:10 > 0:30:13to the seaside town of Ramsgate.
0:30:13 > 0:30:15You've been a career actress, haven't you?
0:30:15 > 0:30:18- Well, I think so! - Which was the role that got away?
0:30:18 > 0:30:21- Ah...- That you wished you'd played?
0:30:21 > 0:30:24I played Mary, Queen of Scots, in Vivat! Vivat Regina! in London.
0:30:24 > 0:30:28- Yeah.- Which was wonderful, she was an amazing woman, I loved doing it.
0:30:28 > 0:30:32But basically my heart's always been Elizabeth I.
0:30:32 > 0:30:34And I've done it on radio,
0:30:34 > 0:30:38but I've never played her, and I've always wanted to play Elizabeth I.
0:30:38 > 0:30:39And the parts that got away...
0:30:39 > 0:30:44are endless, cos Judi Dench plays all the parts I want to play!
0:30:44 > 0:30:47- So you could have been M? - I could have.- You could.
0:30:47 > 0:30:50And I could have been Bond! Well, there's no need to laugh, Judy!
0:30:50 > 0:30:52There's no need to laugh.
0:30:52 > 0:30:55I can see it now. "The name's Serrell.
0:30:55 > 0:30:57"Phil Serrell."
0:30:57 > 0:31:02Secret Agent Serrell and J have arrived at Petticoat Lane Emporium.
0:31:02 > 0:31:05Shall we go and tear the place apart?
0:31:05 > 0:31:06Let's go and find treasure.
0:31:08 > 0:31:11With loads of dealers' stalls
0:31:11 > 0:31:14packed to the gunwales with antiques and vintage goods,
0:31:14 > 0:31:15they're sure to find something.
0:31:15 > 0:31:18- Aren't they?- Judy... - Yes?- Do you think this is my colour?
0:31:20 > 0:31:23I think it's wonderful, but have you got the arms for it?
0:31:23 > 0:31:25I don't think I've got anything for it!
0:31:27 > 0:31:32- Look. Judy...- That's in case I forget my name.- Judy...
0:31:33 > 0:31:38- Judy and Cliff!- Oh, Judy and Cliff. - It's got a ring to it, hasn't it?
0:31:38 > 0:31:40- It has.- Yeah. - But not one I would like to wear.
0:31:43 > 0:31:46- Put it down.- What is it?
0:31:46 > 0:31:48SHE LAUGHS
0:31:50 > 0:31:51Judy, what is this?
0:31:51 > 0:31:53I don't know, what is it?
0:31:53 > 0:31:55It looks like a straitjacket.
0:31:55 > 0:31:58- For a very tall person. - That rules me out.
0:31:58 > 0:31:59TIM LAUGHS
0:31:59 > 0:32:03I think you'll find it's a canvas and wood mountain rescue stretcher,
0:32:03 > 0:32:04from the '50s.
0:32:04 > 0:32:06That's just what it is, it's a stretcher, isn't it?
0:32:08 > 0:32:09Yeah, it's a stretcher.
0:32:09 > 0:32:13- Told you so.- Probably for very thin ill people, as well!
0:32:13 > 0:32:16You wouldn't get fat ill people on there, would you?
0:32:16 > 0:32:18But I think that unfolds...
0:32:18 > 0:32:20They unfurl there, don't they?
0:32:20 > 0:32:22Is there a label that gives us a bit of a clue?
0:32:22 > 0:32:27It says, "Vintage mountain rescue stretcher.
0:32:27 > 0:32:30- "Rare." You can't argue with that, can you?- No, you can't.
0:32:30 > 0:32:31CLANG!
0:32:31 > 0:32:33I think somebody might need that now.
0:32:34 > 0:32:36Hello!
0:32:38 > 0:32:40Oh, I think we should have a go at that, I think that's...
0:32:40 > 0:32:41- Do you really?- With the right price.
0:32:41 > 0:32:44The stretcher is a possibility.
0:32:44 > 0:32:46No mountains round here, though.
0:32:46 > 0:32:48Time to split up.
0:32:48 > 0:32:51I don't know why I always seem to gravitate towards trunks.
0:32:54 > 0:32:56Looks like Judy likes them, too.
0:32:58 > 0:33:00It's a silver chest, rather than a trunk.
0:33:00 > 0:33:05So in the 18th and 19th centuries, you would keep the family silver...
0:33:06 > 0:33:09..in a large trunk or chest like this.
0:33:09 > 0:33:13With some glass over the top, it would make a nice coffee table.
0:33:13 > 0:33:15Or a storage thing.
0:33:15 > 0:33:16I think that's a good thing.
0:33:18 > 0:33:21But you could turn that into a really cool coffee table.
0:33:22 > 0:33:25Make a great kids' dressing up box or toy box.
0:33:26 > 0:33:29I wonder if she'd like that.
0:33:29 > 0:33:31I reckon so, mate.
0:33:31 > 0:33:34But there's only one way to find out for sure.
0:33:34 > 0:33:36I just like this old trunk, you know?
0:33:36 > 0:33:38Erm... Or silver chest.
0:33:40 > 0:33:44The thing is it's 195 quid, which is a bit punchy.
0:33:44 > 0:33:45How old do you think that is?
0:33:45 > 0:33:49I would think that's probably about 1850, 1860.
0:33:49 > 0:33:52- Can I show you what I've just seen? - Yeah, yeah.- OK.
0:33:52 > 0:33:55- What do you think of this?- A trunk!
0:33:55 > 0:33:57I love that, that's quite cool!
0:33:57 > 0:33:59So which do you think is the better one?
0:33:59 > 0:34:01- How much is that one?- 110.
0:34:03 > 0:34:05Well, I'm already drawn to that one
0:34:05 > 0:34:07- cos it's, like, half the money almost.- Really?- Yes.
0:34:07 > 0:34:11It says "Southampton, 11th of July '63. AA Blackman."
0:34:14 > 0:34:17They settle on Judy's trunk
0:34:17 > 0:34:20and that £45 mountain rescue thingamajig.
0:34:20 > 0:34:22Let's talk money with dealer Zack. Zack?
0:34:22 > 0:34:25I'd like to have a look at this and the mountain rescue thing at
0:34:25 > 0:34:27sort of...
0:34:27 > 0:34:32- 65 quid, really. That's where I... - For the lot.- For both?- Yeah, both.
0:34:32 > 0:34:35- 80...on the...on the two. - 70 quid, we'll shake your hand.
0:34:35 > 0:34:37- 75.- Toss a coin?
0:34:37 > 0:34:39- Yes.- OK, and what's it between?
0:34:39 > 0:34:41- 70, or...?- 70 and 75.
0:34:41 > 0:34:42- OK, all right.- Yeah.
0:34:43 > 0:34:46- Tails.- So, if it's tails, it's 75.
0:34:46 > 0:34:49- No, heads.- Heads it's 75 and tails it's 70, yeah?
0:34:49 > 0:34:51Yeah.
0:34:51 > 0:34:52- It's a tail.- Oh.
0:34:52 > 0:34:55- Never change your mind. - There you go, you see.- There you go.
0:34:55 > 0:34:57- You're a star, mate. - All right.- Thank you very much.
0:34:57 > 0:34:58No worries. It's been a pleasure.
0:34:58 > 0:35:00- Thank you.- Thank you very much, thank you.
0:35:00 > 0:35:03- No worries.- That toss of the coin secures them the late Victorian
0:35:03 > 0:35:07trunk for £50 and the vintage stretcher for 20.
0:35:11 > 0:35:12Meanwhile, our other duo
0:35:12 > 0:35:14are making their way to Manston,
0:35:14 > 0:35:18where Catherine has a treat in store for aviation fanatic Cliff.
0:35:19 > 0:35:21So, you are an amateur pilot?
0:35:21 > 0:35:25- I am.- What can you fly - rockets, commercial airlines, two by two,
0:35:25 > 0:35:29- little two...one-seater? - Four-seater.- Four-seater!
0:35:29 > 0:35:33- Four-seater.- That is impressive. - But I'm not fully qualified yet,
0:35:33 > 0:35:36so I'm not allowed to take you up without another pilot being with me.
0:35:36 > 0:35:40- Right.- But I can go up solo on my own.
0:35:40 > 0:35:43- Oh, yes.- So, you've not got your licence yet?
0:35:43 > 0:35:44- Or you...?- No.- Not quite.
0:35:44 > 0:35:48- No.- I'm really impressed with you being a pilot.
0:35:48 > 0:35:50- Sorry?- Cap'n! Captain Cliff.
0:35:50 > 0:35:53- Commander, please.- Commander. Oh, Commander Cliff!
0:35:53 > 0:35:57- Commander of my own aircraft. - Ah!- I should say so!- Cap'n.
0:35:57 > 0:36:01With Wing Commander Cliff's passion for aviation in mind,
0:36:01 > 0:36:05Catherine's taking him on a detour to find out about an unsung hero
0:36:05 > 0:36:06of the Battle of Britain.
0:36:06 > 0:36:10They've come to the Manston Spitfire and Hurricane Memorial Museum
0:36:10 > 0:36:12to hear all about the aircraft's history
0:36:12 > 0:36:15from trust manager Matt Demedts.
0:36:15 > 0:36:17- Hi, there.- Hello, guys. - Hi, Catherine.
0:36:17 > 0:36:19- Thanks for having us here! - Nice to meet you, I'm Matt.
0:36:19 > 0:36:21- Wow!- Hi, I'm Cliff, how are you? - Hello, Cliff.- Look at that.
0:36:23 > 0:36:26A major air campaign fought over southern England in the summer
0:36:26 > 0:36:27and autumn of 1940,
0:36:27 > 0:36:31the Battle of Britain was one of the most important victories of the
0:36:31 > 0:36:32Second World War.
0:36:32 > 0:36:34When people think of this crucial campaign,
0:36:34 > 0:36:38it's the Supermarine Spitfire that normally springs to mind.
0:36:38 > 0:36:42But the Hawker Hurricane was, in fact, the principal fighter
0:36:42 > 0:36:46of the Battle of Britain, with 19 squadrons of Spitfires,
0:36:46 > 0:36:49compared to 32 with Hurricanes.
0:36:49 > 0:36:52For, as Michael Caine used to say, not a lot of people know that.
0:36:52 > 0:36:56Now, the reason it's less known is because, for lack of a better word,
0:36:56 > 0:36:59it's not as sexy, as they say in aircraft terminology.
0:36:59 > 0:37:01The Spitfire would be a racehorse,
0:37:01 > 0:37:04this aircraft is really a draft horse,
0:37:04 > 0:37:05this is doing the majority of the work.
0:37:05 > 0:37:07The advantage of the Hurricane -
0:37:07 > 0:37:08first of all, there being far more of them.
0:37:08 > 0:37:11But also it's a far more reliable gun platform, very steady aircraft.
0:37:11 > 0:37:13So, what they used to do is,
0:37:13 > 0:37:15Hurricane pilots would attack bombers,
0:37:15 > 0:37:16German bomber formations,
0:37:16 > 0:37:19with the aim of dispersing or shooting down
0:37:19 > 0:37:21as many German aircraft before
0:37:21 > 0:37:22they reached their targets.
0:37:22 > 0:37:27Even though the Hurricane shot down more aircraft than all other air and
0:37:27 > 0:37:29ground defences put together,
0:37:29 > 0:37:32its achievements are eclipsed by the Spitfire's speed,
0:37:32 > 0:37:35graceful silhouette and romantic legend.
0:37:35 > 0:37:37So, what was the main difference in construction
0:37:37 > 0:37:39between the Hurricane and the Spitfire?
0:37:39 > 0:37:41The Hurricane is made of a mixture of materials.
0:37:41 > 0:37:43So, wood and canvas for the rear section,
0:37:43 > 0:37:45and then aluminium for the front section.
0:37:45 > 0:37:47The Spitfire, being a later aircraft,
0:37:47 > 0:37:50was designed entirely and built entirely out of aluminium.
0:37:50 > 0:37:52But what they found with the Hurricane is,
0:37:52 > 0:37:54because of its simpler design,
0:37:54 > 0:37:58it was easier to repair and fix during combat situations.
0:37:58 > 0:38:01So, indeed if you... If a German round went through the Hurricane,
0:38:01 > 0:38:02it was simply a matter of patching up,
0:38:02 > 0:38:04as you would do almost with a bit of clothing, really.
0:38:04 > 0:38:06Whereas, if there's any damage to a Spitfire,
0:38:06 > 0:38:08it's a whole panel that has to come off,
0:38:08 > 0:38:10specialised tools and all that sort of thing.
0:38:10 > 0:38:13What was the ratio during the Battle of Britain
0:38:13 > 0:38:15between Allied planes and enemy aircraft?
0:38:15 > 0:38:19There's roughly 800 aircraft ready for action on the RAF side.
0:38:19 > 0:38:23The German Luftwaffe is attacking the RAF with well over 1,400 -
0:38:23 > 0:38:27so, 1,400 - aircraft of different types.
0:38:27 > 0:38:31That said, the main advantage that the RAF has is that all 800 are
0:38:31 > 0:38:34fighters. Obviously, a great majority of the German aircraft
0:38:34 > 0:38:36are bombers.
0:38:39 > 0:38:40During the Battle of Britain,
0:38:40 > 0:38:43the Luftwaffe was dealt an almost lethal blow
0:38:43 > 0:38:45from which it never fully recovered.
0:38:45 > 0:38:48Much of this success was thanks to the Hurricane
0:38:48 > 0:38:49and, of course, their brave pilots.
0:38:51 > 0:38:52BELL RINGS
0:38:52 > 0:38:57When Britain faced attack, the pilots would be ordered to scramble.
0:38:57 > 0:38:58Every second counted
0:38:58 > 0:39:02and they had less than five minutes to kit up and get into their planes.
0:39:02 > 0:39:03It was no mean feat
0:39:03 > 0:39:07and flying fan Cliff reckons he's up for the challenge.
0:39:07 > 0:39:09- Are you ready?- I'm ready.
0:39:09 > 0:39:11Three, two, one...
0:39:11 > 0:39:12- BOTH:- Scramble!
0:39:13 > 0:39:14Come on, come on!
0:39:18 > 0:39:21Come on, come on! Scramble! A bit quicker!
0:39:21 > 0:39:24- Quicker!- You're already past 15 seconds there.
0:39:24 > 0:39:27- Oh!- Oh!- That's quite all right, keep going!
0:39:27 > 0:39:29It's going to be too small for you?
0:39:29 > 0:39:31- Quick, quick, quick. - Where's my Mae West!
0:39:31 > 0:39:32Quick! Me Mae West!
0:39:32 > 0:39:35- We might fall in the drink! - Scramble, scramble, come on!
0:39:35 > 0:39:37- Quick, quick, quick! - Fire that plane up!
0:39:37 > 0:39:39We can hear... I can already hear them arriving!
0:39:39 > 0:39:41- There we go.- Come on! Give me it!
0:39:41 > 0:39:43Give me it! Right, I'm gone.
0:39:43 > 0:39:46- And he's gone! - You've left your boots!
0:39:47 > 0:39:49They went without me!
0:39:52 > 0:39:57Victory at the Battle of Britain was key to the overall outcome of the
0:39:57 > 0:40:00war, in which the mighty Hawker Hurricane
0:40:00 > 0:40:02played a crucial role.
0:40:02 > 0:40:04Listen, thank you so much, it's been...
0:40:04 > 0:40:06- Thank you.- ..brilliant and educational, fabulous.
0:40:06 > 0:40:09So, thank you for bringing me here, I've had a lovely time.
0:40:09 > 0:40:10- Thank you.- Thank you.
0:40:10 > 0:40:14- I think you missed the boat. - I missed the plane, certainly!- Yeah!
0:40:20 > 0:40:22For their last spot of shopping
0:40:22 > 0:40:23before heading to auction,
0:40:23 > 0:40:25both teams are making their way
0:40:25 > 0:40:26to Faversham.
0:40:26 > 0:40:30Judy and Phil are first to arrive at Aladdin's Loft,
0:40:30 > 0:40:33with £220 in their pocket.
0:40:33 > 0:40:36Based in a 17th-century monk's granary,
0:40:36 > 0:40:39there are a huge range of antiques here.
0:40:39 > 0:40:42We're in a very, very lucky position, you know, really.
0:40:42 > 0:40:44- We... Yeah? - Cos we've bought five things.
0:40:44 > 0:40:46- Yeah.- We didn't really want to buy anything else.
0:40:46 > 0:40:48But if we could, if we could add something to our lot...
0:40:48 > 0:40:51- Yeah, right.- ..we could buy it. But if we don't see it, we won't.
0:40:51 > 0:40:53I'm more concerned about where the other lot are.
0:40:53 > 0:40:55- Where do you think they are? - Right, mind your head.
0:40:55 > 0:40:56Fret not, old bean,
0:40:56 > 0:40:58they're bringing up the rear.
0:40:58 > 0:41:00With six items already bought,
0:41:00 > 0:41:03they have £150 available to spend.
0:41:03 > 0:41:05Here we go.
0:41:07 > 0:41:08Oh, that's pretty.
0:41:08 > 0:41:11- Nice little pearl necklace, isn't it?- We don't need it, do we?
0:41:11 > 0:41:12Bracelet, rather.
0:41:12 > 0:41:14Ideally,
0:41:14 > 0:41:18what would be wonderful would be to find a little car or a little
0:41:18 > 0:41:20transporter,
0:41:20 > 0:41:23or something to go with our weaker lot,
0:41:23 > 0:41:26- which I think is probably the ca... - What?!- Sorry, not weaker.
0:41:26 > 0:41:28- The best lot.- Our fabulous lot.
0:41:28 > 0:41:32The problem is, we could do more harm than good.
0:41:32 > 0:41:34We could be buying some things just for the sake of buying them,
0:41:34 > 0:41:38and then adding them to our stuff, and then it kind of ruins them.
0:41:38 > 0:41:41- PHIL:- This is cool, isn't it? Look. Travel bar.- Yeah.
0:41:41 > 0:41:44- £95.- 95...- Bit too much. - But it doesn't go
0:41:44 > 0:41:46- with anything we've bought, does it?- No. Very cool thing.
0:41:46 > 0:41:49- SHE LAUGHS - Do you like that?
0:41:49 > 0:41:51And then you put your shoes, your platform shoes, at the end.
0:41:53 > 0:41:57- What are you doing?- IMITATES PUNCH: - That's the way to do it!
0:42:01 > 0:42:03- Oh, you've got your Judy, now you've got your Punch!- Yes.
0:42:03 > 0:42:06- You found something?- Buses!
0:42:06 > 0:42:08What, real buses?
0:42:08 > 0:42:10- All aboard!- Oh, I like them.
0:42:10 > 0:42:12There are a couple of trams there.
0:42:12 > 0:42:14Little tram. Like the trams.
0:42:14 > 0:42:16That looks quite new to me.
0:42:16 > 0:42:19Yeah, we'll reject that one. Don't want that one.
0:42:19 > 0:42:23David D... Gosh. Oh, aren't they wonderful, the old trams?
0:42:23 > 0:42:26That's wonderful. Really bashed, though, isn't it?
0:42:26 > 0:42:27- Yeah.- Seriously bashed.
0:42:27 > 0:42:30I don't think they're up to much, to be honest with you.
0:42:30 > 0:42:32- Oh, look out, here's trouble. - CLIFF:- There they are.
0:42:32 > 0:42:33Here comes the enemy.
0:42:33 > 0:42:35- Yes.- Did you find anything lovely?
0:42:35 > 0:42:37- Of course.- Yeah. Actually, we've been bombed out
0:42:37 > 0:42:40- with really, really good things. - Really, have you?- Yeah.
0:42:40 > 0:42:42- We've been very lucky. - We were done yesterday.
0:42:42 > 0:42:44We really wrapped up yesterday,
0:42:44 > 0:42:47we've just come to find you to see if you fancy going for some
0:42:47 > 0:42:50- refreshments.- Drinkey-poos. - Ooh, I think so.
0:42:50 > 0:42:52- Yeah, come on.- You see, I never realised there were two versions
0:42:52 > 0:42:55- of the Mona Lisa till we bought that one, did you?- No!
0:42:58 > 0:42:59Oh, Philip!
0:42:59 > 0:43:03So, it looks like neither team fancied a flutter in the final shop.
0:43:03 > 0:43:05Thank you very much for being such good...
0:43:05 > 0:43:08- Actually, I'll drink to that. - Aw! We've had such a good time.
0:43:08 > 0:43:09Such a wonderful pair.
0:43:09 > 0:43:10- Come on.- Cheers. Cheers.
0:43:10 > 0:43:12So, here's to lots of money.
0:43:12 > 0:43:14This is what this show should be all about,
0:43:14 > 0:43:17just sitting here with a bit of water in the background,
0:43:17 > 0:43:18beautiful Kent.
0:43:18 > 0:43:21- Sun's shining.- A conveyor belt with sort of antiques being...
0:43:21 > 0:43:23Moving in front of us and we could just go...
0:43:23 > 0:43:25- No, no...- Pick out the one.
0:43:25 > 0:43:26No, I'll have that one! Ooh, that one!
0:43:26 > 0:43:28If you remembered them,
0:43:28 > 0:43:30you could have every one that you remembered as it went round.
0:43:30 > 0:43:33And then you could call it The Generation Game,
0:43:33 > 0:43:36- or something novel, like that. - That's clever!- Yeah, yeah, yeah!
0:43:36 > 0:43:38And on that note, finish your drinks.
0:43:38 > 0:43:41It's time for a spot of show and tell.
0:43:41 > 0:43:42Ta-da!
0:43:42 > 0:43:44Ooh! Cricket.
0:43:44 > 0:43:47- No. What is that?- It's a hell of a set of cricket pads, that is!
0:43:47 > 0:43:48- No, well, I...!- Bearing in mind,
0:43:48 > 0:43:52the auction is probably in the flattest part of England...
0:43:52 > 0:43:55- Ah! Got it.- ..this is a mountain rescue stretcher!- Got it!
0:43:55 > 0:43:56THEY LAUGH
0:43:56 > 0:43:59So, we think there's going to be a big demand for that in East Anglia.
0:43:59 > 0:44:02- Yes!- I like it.- I think that's really interesting.
0:44:02 > 0:44:05I don't think you'd fit on it!
0:44:05 > 0:44:06- This was £20.- Yes.
0:44:06 > 0:44:08I thought you were going to say £200, then.
0:44:08 > 0:44:10- No, no, that was 20. - I was almost on that stretcher.
0:44:10 > 0:44:12- And then...- Oh, this.
0:44:12 > 0:44:14- Catherine...- That's nice. - Very nice, yes.
0:44:14 > 0:44:16..trunk which Judy found, and did a fantastic deal.
0:44:16 > 0:44:19- Lovely.- That's good.- Very good. - Our wastepaper bin was a tenner.
0:44:19 > 0:44:21- I really like that.- That's, yeah...
0:44:21 > 0:44:23I actually really like that, I think that's lovely.
0:44:23 > 0:44:24It's so cool.
0:44:24 > 0:44:28But our table, which is in padauk wood and is Anglo-Indian,
0:44:28 > 0:44:30and I think that was really...
0:44:30 > 0:44:31That's a really... Oh, we're in trouble.
0:44:31 > 0:44:34How much...? Shh! That is very...
0:44:34 > 0:44:37He was wonderful. He insisted on that because...
0:44:37 > 0:44:39Yeah. Do you like it?
0:44:39 > 0:44:41- No. - LAUGHTER
0:44:41 > 0:44:44But it's... Er, I see exactly what he's saying.
0:44:44 > 0:44:46I think you've done brilliantly.
0:44:46 > 0:44:47- Mm.- Come on.
0:44:47 > 0:44:48We, on the other hand...
0:44:48 > 0:44:51Da-da, da-da!
0:44:51 > 0:44:54I love the lantern! Oh, and I love the train sign!
0:44:54 > 0:44:56Oh, you've got great things!
0:44:56 > 0:44:58We did spend quite a bit, didn't we?
0:44:58 > 0:45:00- Yeah, we did spend quite a bit. - So, how much was that?
0:45:00 > 0:45:02Cos I know those go for a lot of money.
0:45:02 > 0:45:03£200?
0:45:03 > 0:45:06No, it wasn't. I think we worked it out,
0:45:06 > 0:45:07cos we got this in a little deal...
0:45:07 > 0:45:09- Right.- CATHERINE:- So, we've split that to 65.
0:45:09 > 0:45:12- That's... You'll make money on that. - That's incredible.
0:45:12 > 0:45:14- And that to 25. - You'll make money on both those.
0:45:14 > 0:45:15- Do you think? - Yeah.
0:45:15 > 0:45:18But what we really love is our little cars.
0:45:18 > 0:45:20Yeah, and look at this, look.
0:45:20 > 0:45:23This one - talking about your stretcher -
0:45:23 > 0:45:25if you open the back here...
0:45:25 > 0:45:26We could put it in there.
0:45:26 > 0:45:28No. It's got a little stretcher and little...
0:45:28 > 0:45:31- Oh, look. - Little pregnant lady, look.
0:45:31 > 0:45:34- How do you know she's pregnant? - Well, it's not, it's a man,
0:45:34 > 0:45:36- but you know... - Well, he could have been pregnant.
0:45:36 > 0:45:38Just going with the theme!
0:45:38 > 0:45:41- Sorry.- And you put him in the back there, and he goes,
0:45:41 > 0:45:44"Take me to Nonnatus House, I'm having a baby!"
0:45:44 > 0:45:45There you go!
0:45:45 > 0:45:48We're going to just wander off, and we'll catch you at the auction.
0:45:48 > 0:45:51- Yes.- OK.- See you at the auction!
0:45:51 > 0:45:54- Come on, you.- Come on.
0:45:54 > 0:45:58Right, out of earshot - what do they really make of each other's lots?
0:45:58 > 0:46:00- What do you think to Cliff's toys? - Well, they're boys toys,
0:46:00 > 0:46:03- aren't they?- Yeah. - Those will always sell, won't they?
0:46:03 > 0:46:05- I don't know how much money... - It's how much, isn't it?- Yeah.
0:46:05 > 0:46:08We've got one silly lot, which I love.
0:46:08 > 0:46:09- I love our silly lot. - Which is the cars.
0:46:09 > 0:46:13- Yeah.- And they've got a really silly lot, which is that stretcher.
0:46:13 > 0:46:14So...
0:46:14 > 0:46:17- Are you still... Got that confidence?- Yes.
0:46:17 > 0:46:22- Yes, I have.- Would you swap any of our bits for theirs?- No.
0:46:22 > 0:46:24It'll be interesting to see how we do at the auction now, won't it?
0:46:24 > 0:46:27- Put in there, son. Put it there. - Thank you.
0:46:32 > 0:46:35After starting in Chartham Hatch,
0:46:35 > 0:46:37our teams have shopped up around Kent,
0:46:37 > 0:46:39and Judy and Cliff are now motoring
0:46:39 > 0:46:42towards Diss, in Norfolk, for the big finale.
0:46:44 > 0:46:45Is that your lucky hat?
0:46:45 > 0:46:47- I haven't seen that hat before. - This is my lucky hat.
0:46:47 > 0:46:50I always wear this at auctions.
0:46:50 > 0:46:52Oh, how many have you been to?
0:46:52 > 0:46:53- None.- Haven't you?
0:46:53 > 0:46:55- Yeah.- I've been to lots of auctions.
0:46:55 > 0:46:58- I love auctions.- Oh, you're very experienced, are you?
0:46:58 > 0:46:59Are you feeling confident?
0:46:59 > 0:47:03I'm feeling excited, but I'm certainly not confident,
0:47:03 > 0:47:05cos I suspect that you might win.
0:47:05 > 0:47:09- Really?- I think you've got probably more saleable things.
0:47:09 > 0:47:11Possibly, because they're silver,
0:47:11 > 0:47:15people like silver, but we did pay a lot for some stuff, you know.
0:47:15 > 0:47:17Anyway, but you do realise, Judy,
0:47:17 > 0:47:19you are not allowed to bid on this stuff?
0:47:22 > 0:47:25So don't start going like that, going...
0:47:25 > 0:47:27I was going to bid for my own stuff!
0:47:27 > 0:47:29Where I can't see you, put
0:47:29 > 0:47:32your little finger up, cos I'll be watching you!
0:47:32 > 0:47:35Ditto. We'll be having none of that.
0:47:35 > 0:47:39Catherine and Phil have already arrived at TW Gaze auction rooms
0:47:39 > 0:47:43and are waiting patiently for their celebrity partners.
0:47:43 > 0:47:45- PHIL:- Here they are, look, here they are.
0:47:45 > 0:47:47- CATHERINE:- Do you think they're as excited as we are?
0:47:47 > 0:47:50- Do you know, I reckon they will be. - They look happy.- Yeah.
0:47:53 > 0:47:55Hello, hello, hello.
0:47:55 > 0:47:58- Hi!- Here we are.- Hello, lovely, how are you?- Love the hat!
0:47:58 > 0:48:00- Great hat.- Here we are. How are you?- Welcome.
0:48:00 > 0:48:02- Good to see you. - And you.
0:48:02 > 0:48:04- Lovely to see you. - You too.
0:48:04 > 0:48:06So we'd better go and see what we're going to make, hadn't we?
0:48:06 > 0:48:07Come on, then.
0:48:08 > 0:48:12On this road trip, Cliff and Catherine spent £250.
0:48:12 > 0:48:16They are combining the trumpet vases and bonbon dish into one lot,
0:48:16 > 0:48:17giving them five lots for auction.
0:48:19 > 0:48:21Nice and cosy.
0:48:21 > 0:48:22What you call snug.
0:48:22 > 0:48:24Judy and Phil spent less,
0:48:24 > 0:48:27forking out £180 on their five lots.
0:48:29 > 0:48:32The lovely Elizabeth Tolbert will be wielding the gavel today,
0:48:32 > 0:48:34so what does she make of our celebrities' lots?
0:48:34 > 0:48:37"Beware of trains" sign, that's a great item.
0:48:37 > 0:48:40It's good for two things, partly because of the fact it's railwayana
0:48:40 > 0:48:43and partly because it's been brought for sale in East Anglia,
0:48:43 > 0:48:46and East Anglians love their railway items.
0:48:46 > 0:48:48The paduak table, when I saw this... It's very eye-catching.
0:48:48 > 0:48:51I do like it, but we've still got a problem with furniture.
0:48:51 > 0:48:53The market is very erratic still, at the moment,
0:48:53 > 0:48:57so if people like it but have no use for it, they won't buy it.
0:48:57 > 0:48:59And if they don't like it, they certainly won't bid for it,
0:48:59 > 0:49:01so my verdict's out on that one.
0:49:01 > 0:49:03Right, it's the moment of truth.
0:49:03 > 0:49:06Time for the auction, which has buyers online and in the room.
0:49:07 > 0:49:09Well, good luck, cos this is your first...
0:49:09 > 0:49:10- PHIL:- We might need it.
0:49:11 > 0:49:15First up, it's Judy's late Victorian trunk.
0:49:15 > 0:49:17And I start here at £22.
0:49:17 > 0:49:20- DISAPPOINTED:- Oh.- No, no. You'll be fine.- And it's five.
0:49:20 > 0:49:2228. And 30.
0:49:22 > 0:49:24- I have two.- Surely, a bit more.
0:49:24 > 0:49:26It's with me at 32. I've lost you in the room.
0:49:26 > 0:49:27Any advance?
0:49:28 > 0:49:3032 takes that one.
0:49:30 > 0:49:31I'm really surprised at that.
0:49:31 > 0:49:33I thought that would make more.
0:49:33 > 0:49:35A disappointing start for Judy.
0:49:35 > 0:49:36- Bad luck.- Are you gutted?
0:49:38 > 0:49:40Well, I thought it would get much more than that.
0:49:40 > 0:49:41- Yeah, I did.- Yeah.
0:49:43 > 0:49:46Let's see if Cliff can fare any better with his Dinky cars.
0:49:46 > 0:49:49He loved them, but has Catherine warmed?
0:49:50 > 0:49:52They look great!
0:49:52 > 0:49:54Start me at 20.
0:49:54 > 0:49:55JUDY MUFFLES LAUGHTER
0:49:55 > 0:49:57Anything from China?
0:49:57 > 0:49:59Oh, no! They've got... They're at ten. I'm so embarrassed.
0:49:59 > 0:50:01£10 for three of them.
0:50:01 > 0:50:02And 12. I have 15.
0:50:02 > 0:50:0418 is the front bid, at 18, I'm out.
0:50:04 > 0:50:06You've got 18.
0:50:06 > 0:50:08£18 on the three vehicles there, at 18.
0:50:08 > 0:50:09Any advance?
0:50:09 > 0:50:11CATHERINE LAUGHS
0:50:11 > 0:50:13Oh, we don't mind.
0:50:13 > 0:50:15Do you know? Our trunk's beginning to look quite good!
0:50:17 > 0:50:21Clearly, there are no Dinky lovers in Diss!
0:50:21 > 0:50:23I feel quite affect...
0:50:23 > 0:50:24I can understand your pain.
0:50:24 > 0:50:26- Yes.- Oh, Cliff.
0:50:26 > 0:50:28You've taken this badly.
0:50:28 > 0:50:30I have to deal with this for six months every year.
0:50:30 > 0:50:31I'm going.
0:50:34 > 0:50:36Chin up, Cliff.
0:50:36 > 0:50:38There's still plenty of time to make a profit.
0:50:38 > 0:50:42Next up, it's Judy's '50s mountain rescue stretcher.
0:50:42 > 0:50:43Look at the state of that.
0:50:43 > 0:50:46The only one... The only one I've ever seen.
0:50:46 > 0:50:47Good low start - £20.
0:50:47 > 0:50:49Oh, come on. Someone.
0:50:49 > 0:50:52I have bids at £12, looking for 15.
0:50:52 > 0:50:5515 is bid. Thank you in the room at 15.
0:50:55 > 0:50:56- Any advance?- Come on!- It will sell.
0:50:56 > 0:50:58All done.
0:50:58 > 0:51:00- Well, that's good.- It's a bargain.
0:51:00 > 0:51:01What do you mean, that's good?
0:51:01 > 0:51:03Have you seen this programme?
0:51:03 > 0:51:05The idea is you try to make money.
0:51:05 > 0:51:07And that certainly isn't happening so far.
0:51:07 > 0:51:09Another loss.
0:51:10 > 0:51:11The only way is up now.
0:51:11 > 0:51:12Yes.
0:51:12 > 0:51:15Let's hope so, it's the turn of Cliff's 1940s railway sign
0:51:15 > 0:51:18that our auctioneer fancied.
0:51:18 > 0:51:21And I start at £32.
0:51:21 > 0:51:2235, 38.
0:51:22 > 0:51:26And 40, two. 45, 48.
0:51:26 > 0:51:27And 50. Five.
0:51:27 > 0:51:29- Come on, Cliff.- Come on!
0:51:29 > 0:51:3060, five.
0:51:30 > 0:51:32Come on, internet.
0:51:32 > 0:51:3370, five.
0:51:33 > 0:51:36Oh, it's chugging on.
0:51:36 > 0:51:3775 only.
0:51:37 > 0:51:3980, new bidder. And five.
0:51:39 > 0:51:4090, I have five.
0:51:42 > 0:51:44Through the station, out the other side.
0:51:44 > 0:51:45It's 110 with me.
0:51:45 > 0:51:47The net is out as well.
0:51:47 > 0:51:50At £110, all quiet ahead.
0:51:50 > 0:51:52- £110!- £110...
0:51:52 > 0:51:54- Judy, don't be pleased.- Well, I'm sort of acting pleased.
0:51:54 > 0:51:57No, no, no, don't. Don't be bitter.
0:51:57 > 0:51:58Don't be bitter.
0:51:58 > 0:52:00Now, that's a bit more like it.
0:52:00 > 0:52:03A fabulous profit there for Cliff.
0:52:03 > 0:52:06- Well done. We clawed it back with that one.- We did.
0:52:06 > 0:52:07Right, come on, Judy.
0:52:07 > 0:52:11You're playing catch-up with your 19th-century wastepaper bin now.
0:52:11 > 0:52:14£18, £18 is bid.
0:52:14 > 0:52:15It's going to do really well.
0:52:15 > 0:52:16And 20, two.
0:52:16 > 0:52:1925, 28. 30, two.
0:52:19 > 0:52:2035, 38.
0:52:20 > 0:52:22It's £40 bid.
0:52:22 > 0:52:23Any advance?
0:52:24 > 0:52:26- Happy with that, Phil?- Yeah.
0:52:26 > 0:52:28It's just helped us a little bit, hasn't it?
0:52:28 > 0:52:30Fantastic return on the bin.
0:52:30 > 0:52:32Top marks.
0:52:32 > 0:52:35- I really, really rated that. I think that's...- It looked lovely up there.
0:52:35 > 0:52:37It did look really nice. I would have liked to have taken it home.
0:52:37 > 0:52:39Yeah.
0:52:40 > 0:52:43Well, let's hope someone wants to take home
0:52:43 > 0:52:45Cliff's vintage railway lamp.
0:52:45 > 0:52:47A good lamp is there for £50. Look at that.
0:52:47 > 0:52:50- Stands well. £50 bid. Thank you. - 50?!
0:52:50 > 0:52:53Gosh, you're a star on this, aren't you?
0:52:53 > 0:52:56For only £50, it's the maiden bid.
0:52:56 > 0:52:58- Done.- You've doubled your money on that.
0:52:58 > 0:53:01Well, that's a good little profit, isn't it?
0:53:01 > 0:53:02That's all right.
0:53:02 > 0:53:03Well done, you.
0:53:03 > 0:53:04The auctioneer was right.
0:53:04 > 0:53:08This Norfolk lot like their railway memorabilia.
0:53:08 > 0:53:10Have you been out practising?
0:53:10 > 0:53:12You know, are you sort of, you know,
0:53:12 > 0:53:15round the markets and the fairs every weekend?
0:53:15 > 0:53:18What do you like? What do you fancy? Two for five. £3 each.
0:53:18 > 0:53:20Can't pay now? Tuppence down.
0:53:20 > 0:53:21Look at that, lady.
0:53:21 > 0:53:24Your old man'll chase you around the bedroom all day in that.
0:53:24 > 0:53:28You were wasted as a mechanic on EastEnders, I tell you.
0:53:28 > 0:53:31They should have stuck you on a stall on Bridge Street.
0:53:31 > 0:53:34Judy's up again now, with her leather telescope this time.
0:53:34 > 0:53:36I have 30, 32, 35.
0:53:36 > 0:53:3838, I have 40.
0:53:38 > 0:53:39There you go.
0:53:39 > 0:53:4142, the gentleman ahead of me at 42, I'm out.
0:53:41 > 0:53:4242, I'll take five.
0:53:42 > 0:53:45- He's bidding.- £42, 45 standing.
0:53:45 > 0:53:48- 48.- Go on, guvnor.
0:53:48 > 0:53:51- Go on, it's got to do a bit more. - You know you want it.
0:53:51 > 0:53:5350, new bidder in the gallery. 50.
0:53:53 > 0:53:55- More like it.- 50 is more like it.
0:53:55 > 0:53:57It's £50 with the lady.
0:53:57 > 0:53:58Any advance?
0:54:00 > 0:54:01It's a nice example.
0:54:01 > 0:54:04There was nothing wrong with it. It was good, it was clean,
0:54:04 > 0:54:07- it was fresh.- It might not have made as much as they'd hoped,
0:54:07 > 0:54:08but a profit's a profit.
0:54:08 > 0:54:10Well, at least we didn't lose money.
0:54:10 > 0:54:12No, no, no, no. No, which is a result.
0:54:12 > 0:54:14- What did you pay? - 35 quid.
0:54:15 > 0:54:17The first of Cliff's silver lots now -
0:54:17 > 0:54:20the trumpet-shaped vases and bonbon dish.
0:54:21 > 0:54:23£60 for all the silver.
0:54:23 > 0:54:24Come on, surely.
0:54:24 > 0:54:26£40, surely, for what you have there.
0:54:26 > 0:54:2940 bid. Gallery is 40, I'll take two.
0:54:29 > 0:54:31At £40, 42. 45.
0:54:31 > 0:54:3348 and 50.
0:54:33 > 0:54:34Five and 60.
0:54:34 > 0:54:3660 at the front gallery.
0:54:36 > 0:54:38We only need a bit more than that.
0:54:38 > 0:54:40Good items for £60.
0:54:40 > 0:54:41They will sell.
0:54:42 > 0:54:45That's really disappointing, actually.
0:54:45 > 0:54:47Lost 40 quid. How much for that?
0:54:47 > 0:54:4820.
0:54:48 > 0:54:50Oh, that's a shame.
0:54:50 > 0:54:52Hard luck, Cliff.
0:54:52 > 0:54:54Sorry, that was my idea to buy those.
0:54:54 > 0:54:56Well, they were very pretty.
0:54:56 > 0:54:58Judy's last lot is up next.
0:54:58 > 0:55:01The paduak table picked up by Phil.
0:55:01 > 0:55:03Start me at 100.
0:55:03 > 0:55:05Oh, it's all gone quiet.
0:55:05 > 0:55:08The room's gone quiet. No-one knows what to make of it.
0:55:08 > 0:55:10- No, they don't know.- 70 on the net.
0:55:10 > 0:55:11Oh, good.
0:55:11 > 0:55:13It's on for 70.
0:55:13 > 0:55:15At 75, sir.
0:55:15 > 0:55:1880 bid. 85.
0:55:18 > 0:55:21All of a sudden, there is someone that recognises it.
0:55:21 > 0:55:2285 in the room. 90.
0:55:22 > 0:55:24Five. In the room at 95.
0:55:24 > 0:55:26Any advance on £95?
0:55:26 > 0:55:27100 is the bid on the table.
0:55:27 > 0:55:30- Oh, well done. - 110, in the room at 110.- He knows.
0:55:30 > 0:55:32Any advance? £110.
0:55:32 > 0:55:33It will sell, 110.
0:55:35 > 0:55:36- That's good.- That's good.
0:55:36 > 0:55:38- That's more than doubled your money. - Really good.
0:55:40 > 0:55:43Judy finishes with a fabulous profit.
0:55:43 > 0:55:46I have absolutely no idea where we are,
0:55:46 > 0:55:48who's winning this or who's losing it.
0:55:48 > 0:55:49I've no idea.
0:55:49 > 0:55:53We were ahead, and now I think you've just jumped ahead.
0:55:53 > 0:55:56So it does all hang on this, and you hate this, so it doesn't look good.
0:55:59 > 0:56:01Here we go. The deciding lot.
0:56:01 > 0:56:06Can Cliff trump Judy with his heart-shaped silver pin dish?
0:56:06 > 0:56:07Where am I, say, for this one?
0:56:07 > 0:56:09Start me at 50.
0:56:09 > 0:56:11- Come on, 50.- £50, a charming piece.
0:56:11 > 0:56:13- Oh, come on.- £50.
0:56:13 > 0:56:1440, if you will.
0:56:14 > 0:56:16Oh, come on.
0:56:16 > 0:56:17I started here at 28.
0:56:17 > 0:56:1928, which is a low start at 28.
0:56:19 > 0:56:2030 bid.
0:56:20 > 0:56:2232. 35 and I'm out.
0:56:22 > 0:56:2538, the gallery. 40 bid. 42. 45.
0:56:25 > 0:56:2748, 50.
0:56:27 > 0:56:29No, stop it!
0:56:29 > 0:56:31Commissions are 50. I have £50 bid.
0:56:31 > 0:56:34I think you're just coming up to an open ditch.
0:56:35 > 0:56:36Any advance on £50?
0:56:36 > 0:56:37It will sell.
0:56:39 > 0:56:41How much profit did it make?
0:56:41 > 0:56:43- £10.- 20.- 20.- 20?
0:56:43 > 0:56:45That did better than my cars.
0:56:45 > 0:56:49Cliff ends on a profit, but was it enough to win the trip?
0:56:49 > 0:56:51It's been like that. Really.
0:56:51 > 0:56:54Really exciting. Absolutely riveting all the way through.
0:56:54 > 0:56:56- We're sitting on the seat. - Oh, this is selling now.
0:56:56 > 0:56:58- Oh, oh.- We'd better go. - We're up for sale!
0:56:58 > 0:57:00- We're for sale.- It's all right.
0:57:00 > 0:57:02- It doesn't come with us.- No.
0:57:02 > 0:57:03We're not in the lot.
0:57:03 > 0:57:07While our teams do a runner before they're sold off,
0:57:07 > 0:57:08let's find out who actually won.
0:57:09 > 0:57:12Cliff and Catherine started with £400.
0:57:12 > 0:57:14After paying auction costs,
0:57:14 > 0:57:18they suddenly made a small loss of £13.84,
0:57:18 > 0:57:22ending their trip with £386.16.
0:57:24 > 0:57:29Judy and Phil also kicked off with £400, but they pulled in a profit of
0:57:29 > 0:57:34£22.55, meaning that they are crowned today's winners,
0:57:34 > 0:57:37finishing with £422.54.
0:57:37 > 0:57:39All profits go to Children In Need.
0:57:39 > 0:57:41- Well done.- Yeah!
0:57:42 > 0:57:43Sorry, sorry, sorry.
0:57:43 > 0:57:46No, I mean, it's not important. It's just about taking part.
0:57:46 > 0:57:48Exactly. That's what we think. It's for fun.
0:57:48 > 0:57:51- But... Just one more?- Yeah. - BOTH:- Yes!
0:57:51 > 0:57:53You've got to make tea now, haven't you?
0:57:53 > 0:57:54I've got to make tea for six months.
0:57:54 > 0:57:56- Yeah.- Bad luck, old chap.
0:57:56 > 0:57:57And on that note,
0:57:57 > 0:58:01it's time for our celebrities to bid a fond farewell.
0:58:01 > 0:58:02- CATHERINE:- Bye!
0:58:02 > 0:58:05Toodle-oo. God bless. Bye.
0:58:07 > 0:58:08Sorry to see them go.
0:58:09 > 0:58:11It's just been wonderful.
0:58:11 > 0:58:14Yeah, an excuse to have a nice drive in the country in an old car.
0:58:14 > 0:58:17- Yeah. Should we do it again? - I'd love to do it again.
0:58:17 > 0:58:18We could do it next week.
0:58:20 > 0:58:22It's been enormous fun, though, hasn't it?
0:58:22 > 0:58:24It's been fabulous. I've really enjoyed it.
0:58:24 > 0:58:27Safe travels, celebrity road trippers!