Jonty Hearnden v Paul Hayes - Car Boot

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:00:09. > :00:12.'This is the show that pitches TV's best-loved antiques experts 'against

:00:13. > :00:15.each other in an all-out battle for profit. ' And gives you the

:00:16. > :00:22.insider's view of the trade.' Who's there?

:00:23. > :00:25.'Each week, one pair of duelling dealers 'will face a different daily

:00:26. > :00:31.challenge.' The original cheeky chappy! Lovely! 'Putting their

:00:32. > :00:38.reputations on the line.' Full house. Oh, I say! ' And giving you

:00:39. > :00:41.their top tips and savvy secrets 'on how to make the most money from

:00:42. > :00:47.buying and selling.' I'm feeling rather lucky.

:00:48. > :00:49.'Today, Oxfordshire's hardest haggler, Jonty Hearnden, 'takes on

:00:50. > :00:55.Morecambe's nicest negotiator, Paul Hayes. 'Coming up, Jonty gets into a

:00:56. > :01:04.tasty negotiation.' I'm a decent honest bloke. But I need a curry

:01:05. > :01:14.tonight. Curry? Yeah. ' Paul almost loses his nerve.' Run out of time!

:01:15. > :01:16.Everyone's gone home! ' And in the selling, Jonty learns a harsh

:01:17. > :01:20.lesson.' That was interesting but, for me, disappointing because I've

:01:21. > :01:23.lost a sale, really. 'This is Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is.'

:01:24. > :01:27.'Today, a battle of pride will rage on the Sussex hills 'amongst the

:01:28. > :01:39.stands and stalls of Ford Airfield car-boot sale.

:01:40. > :01:42.'A classic duel will befall our two gentlemen of antiquities 'as they

:01:43. > :01:47.seek to bring honour and profit to their respective houses. 'Each of

:01:48. > :01:54.our distinguished experts must plunder and pillage 'in search of

:01:55. > :01:56.prize pieces at premium prices. 'First, the courageous cavalier of

:01:57. > :02:05.the south with great expectations to conquer his rival, it I've got some

:02:06. > :02:11.more hunting to do. 'Up against him it's the noble man of the north...

:02:12. > :02:17.'A celebrated scourer and dastardly dealer. 'He'll stop at nothing in

:02:18. > :02:20.his quest for victory.' I see no ships, only hardships. 'These

:02:21. > :02:25.resplendent warriors must stake out a dawn raid mission 'to scalp and

:02:26. > :02:30.steal the best car boot booty. 'With loot in hand, they must sell their

:02:31. > :02:40.items for the highest profit. 'But only one can return home with their

:02:41. > :02:44.head held high. 'They've each got ? 250 of their own money to spend 'and

:02:45. > :02:46.all the profit goes to their chosen charities.

:02:47. > :02:49.'The night before this epic tussle, 'our heroes put their differences

:02:50. > :02:53.aside 'to have a quiet cuppa and talk strategy.' Now, Jonty, are you

:02:54. > :02:58.cosy by the fire here? Very, very cosy. It's unusual to see you the

:02:59. > :03:05.night before battle. Yeah. We're at Ford car-boot sale? That's right.

:03:06. > :03:10.It's a massive air strip. Great place to buy and we've got ?250 to

:03:11. > :03:13.spend. Absolutely. Have you got a tactic? I'm looking for things that

:03:14. > :03:17.call to me. Have you had that experience? They say, "Paul! Come

:03:18. > :03:19.and buy me!" Something to get my teeth into. What about yourself?

:03:20. > :03:23.Just something with a profit. Nothing more, nothing less. We both

:03:24. > :03:30.need a good night's sleep. I'll see you in the morn 5ing.

:03:31. > :03:36.'And so to bed doth Paul Hayes creep with Flopsy at his side. 'Safe and

:03:37. > :03:41.sound, he doesn't know is cometh to him cry. 'For in the dark, when

:03:42. > :03:45.demons dance and hope has all but gone 'Beware he must a tall dark man

:03:46. > :03:58.'Known to his friends as Jon-ty.' WIND WHISTLES AND HOWLS. Hello?

:03:59. > :04:05.SPOOKY MOANING. Hello? Who's there? Pa-a-u-u-l. Are

:04:06. > :04:09.you the ghost of car boots future come to take me away? No, it's me,

:04:10. > :04:13.Jonty, come to give you a wake-up call. We've got to go! 'Oh! What an

:04:14. > :04:16.alarm, but there's no time for messing around. 'As dawn breaks, our

:04:17. > :04:18.early risers must prepare for action. 'After banishing his

:04:19. > :04:22.nightmares, Paul is thinking 'about how he can get the upper hand in

:04:23. > :04:28.this car boot battle.' car-boot sales are fantastic places. You can

:04:29. > :04:33.buy anything you want. You have to get here early, make sure you have

:04:34. > :04:36.the correct change. Try and buy quality, things that jump out at

:04:37. > :04:40.you. 'So, buying quality is Paul's masterplan for success today. 'That

:04:41. > :04:47.and having the right change, but Jonty is one fierce opponent. 'He

:04:48. > :04:51.also has boot sale blueprint all worked out.' As I revealed to Paul,

:04:52. > :04:55.my plan of attack is to buy anything that is a profit. I need to scour

:04:56. > :04:59.the whole place, but before I do that I need to wrap up because it's

:05:00. > :05:04.a really cold day. So, I've got my trusty hat... And I'm ready for

:05:05. > :05:09.action. # Let's get ready to rhumble!

:05:10. > :05:13.# MUSIC: "Let's Get Ready To Rhumble" by Ant and Dec.

:05:14. > :05:21.'Yes, this is it, the crusade for car boot supremacy is under way.

:05:22. > :05:24.'With nothing more than his woolly hat and trading guile, 'Jonty

:05:25. > :05:34.fearlessly faces up to his first potential purchase. That's rather

:05:35. > :05:42.sweet. How much is it? ?20. 20 quid? That's very expensive firewood.

:05:43. > :05:46.Yeah. Look! A warped top as well! 'Oh, yes. Look at that! Bad-mouth

:05:47. > :05:50.the product. 'Then knock down the price. Master tactician!' I'm going

:05:51. > :06:04.to halve it. I'm going to give you a tenner. 15. I'm under instructions.

:06:05. > :06:08.Let's go halfway. ??12.50. No. 15. You were about to shake my hand. No,

:06:09. > :06:13.I wasn't. I'm a decent honest bloke! But I need a curry tonight. A curry?

:06:14. > :06:18.Yeah. Curry's not 15 quid. No, it's 18, actually! BOTH LAUGH. Watch it,

:06:19. > :06:24.as prices go up! Give me a pound off and it's mine. 15. 14. 14.50. Go on,

:06:25. > :06:27.then. Thank you very much. 'Well, it was hard work, but everyone's a

:06:28. > :06:30.winner. 'Even the booter will get her biryani.' This is an Indian

:06:31. > :06:34.folding occasional table. You can see that it's folding because it's

:06:35. > :06:37.got hinges just here. So this whole stand will fold so it can be packed

:06:38. > :06:41.away. This is all hand-carved on the top and one piece of wood. You can

:06:42. > :06:45.tell that it's hand-carved. You can see the irregularity of the floral

:06:46. > :06:48.design. If you look on the inside, it's brass inlay as well. We're

:06:49. > :06:52.probably looking at a table that's Edwardian, so possibly 100 years

:06:53. > :06:56.old. A piece of furniture like this would have come home from the Brits

:06:57. > :06:58.who were part of the Ra mj. They would have brought occasional

:06:59. > :07:03.furniture like this back. ?14.50 for an occasional table, all hand-made?

:07:04. > :07:06.That has to be a bargain. 'Jonty's off to a flyer and he's not content

:07:07. > :07:11.with buying his own stuff. 'He thinks he may have spotted his retro

:07:12. > :07:15.rockabilly rival's next purchase. Every night, Paul Hayes will be

:07:16. > :07:19.doing this to the King. # Don't be cruel... # 'Yes, don't be

:07:20. > :07:22.cruel! Mind you, he's not far off the mark.

:07:23. > :07:25.'Music-loving Paul's rocking radar HAS picked something up.' I just

:07:26. > :07:29.spotted something which is calling to me. It's an old record player. I

:07:30. > :07:33.LOVE records! It's so retro. This is something from the 1950s, 1960s.

:07:34. > :07:36.It's that rock 'n' roll era. This one's made in France. It's got a bit

:07:37. > :07:40.of Bakelite. "Arret" means "stop". It's quite sophisticated. You would

:07:41. > :07:44.carry this around the dance halls and have a jive. What I like is that

:07:45. > :07:48.it will play the standard records. It'll play 33, which is the old LP.

:07:49. > :07:52.45, which is a single. It'll even play the 78s, which are the very old

:07:53. > :08:02.records. I'm going to take a chance on this.

:08:03. > :08:07.Do you know whether this is working? Have you tried it? I'm pretty sure

:08:08. > :08:17.it is. I had it going. I had Cliff Richard on there. It was skipping a

:08:18. > :08:21.bit. How much do you want? ?25. Can I give you ?20 and I'll take it? ?20

:08:22. > :08:25.and you've got it. Thank you very much, sir. 'There he goes, like a

:08:26. > :08:28.greyhound from the traps - 'ears pricked and senses primed, always

:08:29. > :08:39.alert for that next deal.' I can't hear anything calling me. "Hello!"

:08:40. > :08:43.MUSIC: "Call Me" by Blondie. 'Our scavenging superhero is leaving

:08:44. > :08:47.no stone unturned. 'No stall is spared his deal-seeking gaze. 'He's

:08:48. > :08:53.fiddling with everything. Oh, Jonty! TUNELESS SCRAPING. Where are you,

:08:54. > :08:57.Jonty? I think we'll stop there. Dear me! 'Concentrate on the job at

:08:58. > :09:02.hand, as that's what your rival is doing.

:09:03. > :09:05.'Ello, 'ello, 'ello. He's spotted an item - a policeman's truncheon.

:09:06. > :09:08.There are collectors for these things. Often, they're decorated

:09:09. > :09:19.with armorial - you know, police emblems. How much is it? ?25. What's

:09:20. > :09:24.your best? That's it, ?25. No, what's your best price? ?25. I can't

:09:25. > :09:28.buy it for 25 quid. 'The stallholder might be digging his heels in, but

:09:29. > :09:32.Jonty's got a trick up his sleeve - 'bulk buying to get the price down.'

:09:33. > :09:35.Tell me about this globe. I quite like this. Just a 1960 Chad Valley

:09:36. > :09:38.one. I see. "Chad Valley, Made in England." It says, "By appointment

:09:39. > :09:42.to Her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth." How much is that? ?20. And if I

:09:43. > :09:52.bought the two? What are we talking then? ?40 for the pair. 40 quid?

:09:53. > :09:55.Yeah. Will you do 35 and then we're happy? I will do, yeah. 35 quid?

:09:56. > :09:59.Yeah. Thank you very much indeed. So, I bought my Victorian truncheon.

:10:00. > :10:03.You can tell that by the shape. Not my cup of tea at all, Often they are

:10:04. > :10:05.decorated in armorial designs, painting on the truncheon itself.

:10:06. > :10:09.They're very collectable, but this is plain. But it's nice and tactile,

:10:10. > :10:15.bit of Victorian curio. And I've got something completely different - a

:10:16. > :10:19.1960s retro globe. I just think it's great fun. The base is painted to

:10:20. > :10:23.make it look like a hardwood, but the whole thing is made of tin - it

:10:24. > :10:27.rattles like tin. This reminds me of a little globe sitting on a school

:10:28. > :10:36.desk. You'd transport that onto somebody's modern desk today. This

:10:37. > :10:43.is ?20 and my globe is 15. Two great buys.

:10:44. > :10:48.Yes, Jonty's at the top of his game and races into a 3-1 lead. 'But ahoy

:10:49. > :10:50.shipmates. What's Paul spotted on the horizon?

:10:51. > :10:56.I just found this interesting telescope. How much is it? 45. But

:10:57. > :11:02.you can haggle with me. PAUL LAUGHS. I like that! This is a

:11:03. > :11:06.night and day telescope. A rule of thumb is that it's a good one if

:11:07. > :11:09.it's got three pulls. But it needs a bit of restoration. We all need a

:11:10. > :11:14.bit of restoration. LAUGHING: Some more than others!

:11:15. > :11:20.Steady! 'The blue-eyed boy's on the charm

:11:21. > :11:24.offensive.' 25 quid? How about 30 and it's yours cos you've got a nice

:11:25. > :11:27.smile. 'The stallholder's hitting back with kind words of her own.

:11:28. > :11:31.'Who will win this battle of niceties?' You know what? You should

:11:32. > :11:36.come and work for me. I'd give you a job! 'Oh, stop it, you two!' Can't

:11:37. > :11:41.do ?25? No. I just knocked ?15 off for you. I'll have that and the only

:11:42. > :11:47.reason is the nice engraving on here.

:11:48. > :11:50.'So, our charmer's been charmed and settles at ?30 for the telescope.'

:11:51. > :11:54.This is a great naval telescope. It's 19th century, not in the best

:11:55. > :11:58.of condition, but what I love is you have a clear maker's mark, G Wilson,

:11:59. > :12:01.London. And it has the person that this telescope was registered to. A

:12:02. > :12:05.Mr Bodle of Woolston Hall, Essex. I'm really pleased with that. ?30, I

:12:06. > :12:09.think it's a bargain. Especially if you can spot the icebergs from 30

:12:10. > :12:13.yards! Oh, I can see Jonty! He's nice and warm, though.

:12:14. > :12:19.Off in the distance, Jonty has acquired some treasure of his own. I

:12:20. > :12:22.wanted to show you this tea service which I've bought. It's no ordinary

:12:23. > :12:25.tea service because it has a fantastic maker's stamp. Shelley.

:12:26. > :12:34.Shelley were very, very into their Art Deco designs. Sadly, this is not

:12:35. > :12:37.quite an Art Deco design. They're not the classic shape. Shelley

:12:38. > :12:43.designs tend to be more a trumpet shape. This is more rounded at the

:12:44. > :12:51.top. Therefore, from a market perspective, not so desirable. I've

:12:52. > :12:57.just paid ?20 for it. Absolute steal - real bargain.

:12:58. > :13:00.The hit man's feeling pretty pleased with his bargain hunting prowess,

:13:01. > :13:03.'but don't get too cocky, as Paul's not bowled out just yet.' I've

:13:04. > :13:07.bought something I've never bought before. This is a set of crown-green

:13:08. > :13:12.bowls. It'll date some time, maybe 1930s. Could be a bit later. They

:13:13. > :13:17.were so cheap, ?15, I didn't haggle. Lady was lovely. I do know that

:13:18. > :13:25.they're made from lignum vitae, the hardest, densest wood known. It

:13:26. > :13:28.actually sinks. When I was 12-years-old, I entered a

:13:29. > :13:32.competition for crown-green bowls. Do you know what? I won! I must have

:13:33. > :13:36.been a natural. It's been a long time since I've played. I wouldn't

:13:37. > :13:42.mind giving these a whirl before I sell them.

:13:43. > :13:48.That was a nice trip, but come on, Paul, drag yourself back from memory

:13:49. > :13:52.lane! It's not long before he's back on antiques alley 'checking out his

:13:53. > :13:57.opponent's moves. Ahoy, Jonty! Hello, there. I could

:13:58. > :14:01.see you coming from miles away. Do you like my haircut? I love the

:14:02. > :14:06.haircut. But what a great buy! How much did you pay for that? 30 quid.

:14:07. > :14:10.19th-century maker. Bit of restoration this end. 30 quid?

:14:11. > :14:14.That's got to be a bargain. Exactly. What about yourself? I bought a

:14:15. > :14:17.globe at 15 quid. In fact, everything I've bought is dirt

:14:18. > :14:20.cheap. A truncheon, all sorts of things. I bought a French record

:14:21. > :14:24.player. Really? Yes. Do you have any French records?

:14:25. > :14:27.BOTH LAUGH. Let's crack on. Fair enough. See you later.

:14:28. > :14:32.'Before our deal-hunting dons get back to the booty 'time to find out

:14:33. > :14:35.who's off to a flyer and who's stuck on the runway. 'Jonty and Paul each

:14:36. > :14:38.started the day with ?250 of their own cash. 'Nice guy negotiator Paul

:14:39. > :14:42.has bought three items... 'Demon dealer Jonty is ahead. 'He's done

:14:43. > :14:46.four deals... 'Our experts are off again, 'as they bid to become the

:14:47. > :14:48.Lord of the Car Boot. 'With time running out, every second counts.

:14:49. > :14:50.'Although Paul is playing catch-up, it's Jonty who's spotted a potential

:14:51. > :15:12.fifth purchase. My eyes have gone to this book,

:15:13. > :15:18.Scottish Clans And Their Tartans. How fantastic is this? If you open

:15:19. > :15:21.it up, you can see that it's got the old tartans inside. I think it's

:15:22. > :15:27.absolutely wonderful. Good sir, how much is this book? ?5. A fiver? I

:15:28. > :15:39.really like that. I'm going to take it. Thank you, sir.

:15:40. > :15:44.Ker-ching! Another purchase! He's unstoppable. So this is really a

:15:45. > :15:47.reference book, referencing most of the tartans from Scotland. There's

:15:48. > :15:50.no date inside, but by turning to the inside page, you can glean a lot

:15:51. > :15:53.of information. There's an advert here for a Highland Regimental

:15:54. > :15:56.Tailors. He has to be turn-of-the-century. I've got a few

:15:57. > :16:01.Scottish friends. Are they going to be interested? Not sure. See if I

:16:02. > :16:05.can persuade them. Och! Our monarch of the glen is

:16:06. > :16:08.riding into the lead, 'leaving Mr Morecambe trailing in his dust.

:16:09. > :16:11.'With the stalls packing up, Paul is under pressure to spend.

:16:12. > :16:17.How much is your monument thing? 20. Let's have a look at that. I might

:16:18. > :16:25.buy a few things here. OK. I'll put that to one side. Let's have a look

:16:26. > :16:32.at your pen. It's original box. Yeah. I like that. How much is he?

:16:33. > :16:40.50. 50! What's your best on your pen? The pen is ?50. I cannot budge

:16:41. > :16:44.on 50 on the pen. I will do something on the Cenotaph. What if I

:16:45. > :16:56.put the two together? I asked 20 for the Cenotaph. A tenner on that. ??60

:16:57. > :17:00.the two. ?60 the two? 'It's a tough call. Paul must keep costs down but

:17:01. > :17:04.time is running out.' Can't do 50 quid for the two? I can't. I really

:17:05. > :17:10.can't. Right, I'll have them. Why not?

:17:11. > :17:13.And just like that, he's back in the competition.' It's one of my

:17:14. > :17:17.favourite items. I love a good fountain pen. This is by one of the

:17:18. > :17:21.best makers, Mabie Todd, based in London. This one is the Swan range,

:17:22. > :17:24.1930s, 1940s. The whole thing has a 14-carat gold nib. The idea is you

:17:25. > :17:28.pop it into your inkwell. Using this little lever, you draw up the ink

:17:29. > :17:32.into your pen. It's in beautiful condition. That would make a great

:17:33. > :17:35.present. So I've got high hopes for that. It's cost me ?50. Some of

:17:36. > :17:39.these can run into hundreds of pounds so I'm very excited. At the

:17:40. > :17:43.same time, I bought this model of a cenotaph. For a bit of First World

:17:44. > :17:50.War memorabilia for a tenner, it's priceless.

:17:51. > :17:53.'Our duelling dealers are neck and neck at five apiece. With money

:17:54. > :17:57.burning holes in their pockets, they need to act fast 'as this car boot

:17:58. > :18:02.battle ground is rapidly becoming a wasteland. By the second, this

:18:03. > :18:08.market is emptying. Look to my right. To my left. They're all

:18:09. > :18:11.packing away. Yes, Jonty, you've just got moments before this place

:18:12. > :18:14.becomes a ghost town.' MUSIC: "Ghost Town" by the Specials 'One by one,

:18:15. > :18:27.the traders disappear.' It's getting quite nerve-racking.

:18:28. > :18:33.There's very little left so I need to get my skates on. 'And all our

:18:34. > :18:43.boys can do is wave goodbye.' I've got so much money to spend and I

:18:44. > :18:48.don't know what I'm going to buy. Too late. Run out of time.

:18:49. > :18:52.Everyone's gone home. Aargh! 'With only a handful of stalls left, this

:18:53. > :18:55.is their darkest hour - 'but then a Siren call, a ray of sunlight, 'a

:18:56. > :19:03.photo of a lovely lady that's just cracking.' You just dropped it? I

:19:04. > :19:09.was packing the van. I can't deal with breakables. She's quite fun.

:19:10. > :19:13.What would you take? I can't take less than a tenner. It's worth a

:19:14. > :19:18.fiver to me. I could keep it meself for a fiver. Give me a tenner, come

:19:19. > :19:21.on. Put a glass in and that's worth ?45 to somebody. A tenner. Go on,

:19:22. > :19:23.then. There's ?10 there. Thank you very much. Thank you very much

:19:24. > :19:26.indeed. 'Going home with a Hollywood screen

:19:27. > :19:30.goddess, 'Jonty, you lucky boy!' Who would have thought it, coming into

:19:31. > :19:33.this market I'd walk away with Judy Garland? I need to take the glass

:19:34. > :19:38.out of this frame, but underneath all of this I'm sure is a publicity

:19:39. > :19:42.still of Judy Garland. Whether it's a photograph or a reproduction of a

:19:43. > :19:45.photograph, I'm not sure. If it's a genuine photograph, it's going to

:19:46. > :19:53.have a lot of value. If it's not, then it's not worth a great deal.

:19:54. > :19:56.Jonty snapped a right beauty and is sitting pretty. Across the boot

:19:57. > :19:59.fair, it's last-chance saloon for Paul, 'desperately trying to spend

:20:00. > :20:03.his money.' Do you know what? It's late in the day. I don't really buy

:20:04. > :20:11.this sort of thing, but it's speaking to me. Good garden statues

:20:12. > :20:17.can be very expensive. What do we know about this lion? It's about 30

:20:18. > :20:21.years old, I think. A little bit out the back, a little chunk. How much

:20:22. > :20:26.is he? It's a fiver. Can't say fairer than that. I shall have that.

:20:27. > :20:36.Lovely. Cheers. They've done all they can. Buying

:20:37. > :20:40.time is up. 'With his last-minute lion at his side, Paul's hoping he's

:20:41. > :20:42.done enough to ride away with this one.

:20:43. > :20:46.It's been a really enjoyable day. It is more like an antiques fair. All

:20:47. > :20:50.my buying's now done, so it's time to get on my bike and to get meself

:20:51. > :20:53.home! Oh! Gizza push! 'You won't make it far on that!

:20:54. > :20:57.You're wobbling all over the place. 'Time to tally up today's spending

:20:58. > :21:01.totals. Jonty and Paul both started the day with ?250 of their own

:21:02. > :21:07.money. 'Jonty has made six deals and spent... 'Paul also picked up six

:21:08. > :21:10.purchases, but spent quite a bit more... 'This is all about who's

:21:11. > :21:14.going to make the biggest profit. 'With their pennies and farthings

:21:15. > :21:22.counted, 'it's time for our gents to retire to the den and reveal their

:21:23. > :21:26.spoils.' How was your day? That car boot's quite special, isn't

:21:27. > :21:32.it? It's more like an antique fair. It's a good market, but didn't it go

:21:33. > :21:35.fast? Very fast. What's your favourite thing? I think I'm

:21:36. > :21:40.genuinely pleased with everything. Like my cracking picture? What made

:21:41. > :21:46.you buy a broken picture? It's what's behind the glass. Is that

:21:47. > :21:50.what it is? Record player? What's that about? It's rock 'n' roll. That

:21:51. > :21:53.is just me. Does it work? It certainly does. It can play Cliff

:21:54. > :22:01.Richard records. Only Cliff Richard records? The one I put my neck on

:22:02. > :22:09.the line for is the fountain pen. I paid ?50 for that. Did you? Yes. The

:22:10. > :22:13.writing's on the wall! I paid ?14.50 for my table. That's a really good

:22:14. > :22:16.buy. Everything was cheap, so I'm hoping I'm going to make some

:22:17. > :22:21.profit. Enjoyed the purchasing. Enjoy the selling. Will do.

:22:22. > :22:26.So, the blockbuster of buying has reached its epic conclusion. 'Let

:22:27. > :22:29.selling commence as our two trading titans journey home 'to start the

:22:30. > :22:32.preparations for turning their trinkets into top dollar. 'Back in

:22:33. > :22:36.Oxfordshire, Jonty's feeling top of his game 'as he takes stock of his

:22:37. > :22:41.looty from the booty.' This is my armoury to beat Paul Hayes from the

:22:42. > :22:45.boot sale. I'm really quite pleased with the collection in front of me.

:22:46. > :22:51.I am very excited with my last purchase, the Judy Garland. The

:22:52. > :22:55.table is probably not a very big return. I've managed to find a

:22:56. > :22:58.tartan shop in London. I can't wait to see them because they are

:22:59. > :23:04.genuinely interested in looking at this book. I loved it and I'm

:23:05. > :23:07.pleased they want to see it. The globe was a brilliant investment and

:23:08. > :23:12.the truncheon, that was probably one of my most expensive buys. Of

:23:13. > :23:16.course, everyone loves tea. I now have to do my homework to find those

:23:17. > :23:20.buyers. So, as Jonty prepares for battle,

:23:21. > :23:23.'over at Hayes HQ, Paul is assessing his armoury.' We've returned from

:23:24. > :23:25.the car-boot sale and I think I've got the upper hand on that Jonty

:23:26. > :23:28.Hearnden. My favourite item has to be this

:23:29. > :23:32.wonderful record player which dates from the 1950s. We also have a stone

:23:33. > :23:36.lion. These things are great items for a garden. It's cost me ?5.

:23:37. > :23:39.There's going to be a buyer out there for that. We've got a

:23:40. > :23:42.telescope here. This dates a little bit earlier than what I expected.

:23:43. > :23:46.This one's about 1805, 1810. The fountain pen is a British maker and

:23:47. > :23:49.it's in great condition. Hopefully, I've got somebody interested in

:23:50. > :23:51.that. The Cenotaph and then the bowls. Apparently, these are three

:23:52. > :23:55.bias and they bend quite quickly. So, Jonty Hearnden, I'm going to

:23:56. > :23:58.bowl you over with all the profit I'm going to make and set you in a

:23:59. > :24:15.spin! The laugh of an evil mastermind.

:24:16. > :24:18.Wa-hahahahaha! 'Both our selling strategists must hit the phones and

:24:19. > :24:21.tap up their contacts 'but no deal is done until it's sealed with a

:24:22. > :24:29.handshake. 'As the mighty sellathon begins, it's Jonty who's first off

:24:30. > :24:34.the blocks. He's got the whole world in his hands as he heads to the

:24:35. > :24:38.riverside town of Henley-On-Thames. I've got my globe with me, which

:24:39. > :24:42.cost me ?15. I've come to show it to Gillian, who runs a travel agency

:24:43. > :24:52.here in Henley-On-Thames. I think I could be in for a bit of a profit.

:24:53. > :24:57.Would you like to have a good old gander at that? Yes. Lovely. What do

:24:58. > :25:00.you think? It's lovely. It's made of tin and, date-wise, it's probably

:25:01. > :25:03.late 1950s or early 1960s. It's around 50 years in date. This is

:25:04. > :25:07.made by a company called Chad Valley. Chad Valley made toys and

:25:08. > :25:10.games. I remember. Is it a name that resonates with you? Yeah.

:25:11. > :25:14.Definitely. A good talking piece for children when we have families come

:25:15. > :25:21.in. I can imagine the kids having a look and thinking, "Where is that?"

:25:22. > :25:27.For a business like this, I hope it's up your street. What cost were

:25:28. > :25:32.you thinking? I'm looking for ?80. 80. Would you be open to an offer?

:25:33. > :25:37.I'm always open to an offer. If we said 65...? I'm happy with ?65.

:25:38. > :25:46.Yeah? Thank you very much indeed. Yeah. Thank you.

:25:47. > :25:54.Jonty's off to a storming start with a profit of ?50. 'Paul is no slouch

:25:55. > :25:57.and he's marching through Morecambe to meet Paul Lomax 'a collector of

:25:58. > :25:59.war memorabilia at the town's Cenotaph.

:26:00. > :26:03.Now then, Paul. How are you? I'm fine, thank you. Great to see you.

:26:04. > :26:07.You have an association with the armed forces? I do. I worked in Iraq

:26:08. > :26:10.with the coalition f What's the idea with a Cenotaph? What was the idea

:26:11. > :26:13.of the monument? Primarily, they were built by the varying councils

:26:14. > :26:16.just to, literally, remember the dead. Somewhere that people could

:26:17. > :26:20.gather on 11th November of each year to pay their respects on the

:26:21. > :26:26.Armistice Day. Have you come across this model? I haven't, the one of

:26:27. > :26:31.Pevensey. I've got several similar in my own collection. This one, it

:26:32. > :26:35.does say, it was made in 1919. I believe it was modelled on the

:26:36. > :26:38.Cenotaph in Whitehall. Is it the sort of thing you'd like to add to

:26:39. > :26:47.your collection? Yes. Always room for one more. I haven't got a

:26:48. > :26:51.Pevensey one. Depending on what you were looking for it, I would be

:26:52. > :26:55.interested. It stands me at a tenner. How would you see it? I'd be

:26:56. > :26:59.more than willing to pay 20 and put it in my collection. We'll shake on

:27:00. > :27:02.that, Pau It's been a pleasure. No problem whatsoever. 'With military

:27:03. > :27:04.precision, Paul makes ?10 on the china memorial statue, 'doubling his

:27:05. > :27:06.money.' That's part of the enjoyment.

:27:07. > :27:11.I found a genuine collector of those Cenotaphs.

:27:12. > :27:14.Paul's delighted. There's a bit of profit in the meantime as well. It's

:27:15. > :27:18.a win-win situation. 'Down south, Paul's rival is taking

:27:19. > :27:22.a trip to the big smoke, 'the capital, London town. 'We all know

:27:23. > :27:25.that Jonty chooses his purchases with precision, 'always taking his

:27:26. > :27:31.items to the most relevant of places. 'So, here he is with an item

:27:32. > :27:35.no Londoner can live without(!). So, I have with me my Scottish clans

:27:36. > :27:39.book which I bought in the market for ?5. I'm here in the centre of

:27:40. > :27:43.London because I've come to meet Stephen, who operates, believe it or

:27:44. > :27:55.not, a tartan shop business. He could be just the right person.

:27:56. > :27:59.'Yes, Jonty's not going to let the 500 miles between London and the

:28:00. > :28:01.Highlands 'get in the way of a good deal. 'He's found an English kilt

:28:02. > :28:04.shop! I've brought you my little book

:28:05. > :28:20.here. It's seen better days, I have to tell you. OK. If I show it to

:28:21. > :28:23.you. What really interests me is the tartans themselves. They're

:28:24. > :28:27.wonderful colours. Yes. They do look very nice. It's quite a fun piece. I

:28:28. > :28:30.think the first tartans, or first kilts, were around, what, third to

:28:31. > :28:33.fourth century AD? They were originally like that and they

:28:34. > :28:37.weren't pleated, as they currently are. They were folded up. You laid

:28:38. > :28:39.down on the floor and wrap a belt round. There'd just be some sort of

:28:40. > :28:53.pleating to them. ?50 is a bit over the top for us but

:28:54. > :28:58.it is authentic. Would you consider something like 35? I would like a

:28:59. > :29:08.bit more for me. How do you feel about getting close to 35? I will do

:29:09. > :29:16.40. Thank you so much. ?40 for the book means a whopping ?35 profit.

:29:17. > :29:20.Then Jonty turns to the fulfilment of a long-term ambition on the tails

:29:21. > :29:28.of his success. I have a confession. I have never one kilt -- one kilt.

:29:29. > :29:41.Would you like to try an English kilt? What do you reckon? That is

:29:42. > :29:46.just me! It is a bonny site! What is under your sporran, Jonty? Yes, some

:29:47. > :29:53.things are best left to the imagination! Paul breezes through

:29:54. > :29:58.yet another sale as he makes ?10 profit on his lion statue and he is

:29:59. > :30:08.not stopping there. He takes his ?50 pen to Mark, a vintage fountain pen

:30:09. > :30:14.dealer. Was this the company that made them? It might have started off

:30:15. > :30:24.as Todd and barred in the States and then brought a across to the UK. My

:30:25. > :30:30.initial reaction is that it is a grey snakeskin spend dating from

:30:31. > :30:36.1936 to about 1938. -- snakeskin pen. They started off with a

:30:37. > :30:43.number-1 neighbour and this is a number two but it went right up to

:30:44. > :30:51.number eight. Would it be something you wanted to buy? Do you want to

:30:52. > :31:04.give it ten for the box? ?50, including the box. No problem. ?60.

:31:05. > :31:09.Another profit for Paul as he makes ?10 on the pen. But don't write

:31:10. > :31:14.Jonty off just yet. He is at the Metropolitan Police Museum to show

:31:15. > :31:20.his Victoria and truncheon to the museum's Crater, Neil. I know the

:31:21. > :31:26.timber is lignum vitae, a very dense, tropical hardwood. Can see

:31:27. > :31:33.the different officer numbers on the side. Roundabout 1900 it would have

:31:34. > :31:44.been issued. This would have been used up to 1945, 19 50s. So during

:31:45. > :31:48.the war? Yes. So far, so good, but this isn't going to be as

:31:49. > :31:54.straightforward as Jonty thinks. Well, it would be an offence for you

:31:55. > :31:58.to walk around the streets with this because it is an offensive weapon so

:31:59. > :32:04.you cannot just bring it to London. But you can still trade these

:32:05. > :32:13.objects? Yes, the law was never meant to stop antiques traders

:32:14. > :32:16.trading objects from the past. I now feel really uncomfortable taking it

:32:17. > :32:19.away because it is not the right thing to do, so I am going to donate

:32:20. > :32:25.it to your collection, if that is all right for you. We are very

:32:26. > :32:30.pleased to accept it. Thank you. We will put it with the others. My

:32:31. > :32:37.lesson is, don't buy another truncheon! Jonty's generous donation

:32:38. > :32:43.to the museum means he has taken a ?20 hit. I have lost the sale thigh

:32:44. > :32:47.am disappointed but I feel so much more comfortable leaving it here,

:32:48. > :32:54.because, technically, the truncheon is a weapon best left in their

:32:55. > :33:00.collection. -- I have lost the sale and I am disappointed. It now means

:33:01. > :33:03.I have a lot more work to do. We are halfway through the selling and it's

:33:04. > :33:08.time to look at the totals to see who is feeling more like Mr

:33:09. > :33:12.moneybags and who is more of a peddling pauper. Jonty has sold two

:33:13. > :33:18.items, but lost money on the truncheon, giving him a profit of

:33:19. > :33:25.?65. Paul is not far behind with a profit of ?30. So, right now, Jonty

:33:26. > :33:30.may have the lead but you would not want to predict who is going to

:33:31. > :33:33.finish champion in this trading tug-of-war, as both our selling

:33:34. > :33:37.strongmen have a tight grip on the rope and are heaving towards the

:33:38. > :33:42.profit. And it is Jonty who is hoping to pull away as he takes his

:33:43. > :33:51.?14 50 wooden table to see Sarah, the deputy manager of a local hotel.

:33:52. > :34:01.-- ?14.50. Isn't that a lovely table? It is very intricate. Inside

:34:02. > :34:05.is brass and it has hinges. That is lovely. The whole idea is the top

:34:06. > :34:09.can come off and fold the base away so it on sports, so it is a

:34:10. > :34:14.classical design of an Indian table. Do you think you have room for a lot

:34:15. > :34:19.of table like this? I think we can find somewhere for it. I should

:34:20. > :34:28.think that fits somewhere! It is a very cheap table. It is ?60. I would

:34:29. > :34:35.feel better about 50! I am happy to take ?50 from you. Thank you Ray

:34:36. > :34:41.much indeed. It is all yours. So a tremendous profit of ?35, and he

:34:42. > :34:46.doesn't stop there as he goes on to make a profit of ?10 on his Shelley

:34:47. > :34:54.tea set. Paul heads to his local Bowls club where he is hoping Bob

:34:55. > :35:01.can spin him a profit. I have got this wonderful set of goals. Lovely

:35:02. > :35:12.box! Yes, that is thrown in. What can you tell me about these? These

:35:13. > :35:19.come in different weights. These are flat Scottish Green Bowls. So why

:35:20. > :35:28.did pick the right one? Yes. So I throw it along... Right over to the

:35:29. > :35:43.jack. That is fantastic. Chalets have a go? -- shall I have a go?

:35:44. > :35:57.That is miles out! They are heavy. I think we are insured, I'm not sure!

:35:58. > :36:05.They vary from ?5. Each? ?10 each? I could settle for that. I will throw

:36:06. > :36:13.the box in. Thank you very much! Paul spent ?50 on his Bowls, which

:36:14. > :36:16.means he gets a profit of ?25. Back in Oxbridge, Jonty is about to find

:36:17. > :36:22.out whether his Judy Garland picture is the real deal. The moment of

:36:23. > :36:28.truth! Now, just looking at the back, it is good news. This is a

:36:29. > :36:34.photograph, not a facsimile. There she is in all her glory. Looking at

:36:35. > :36:40.her, she is a photograph. You can tell by the photographic paper. You

:36:41. > :36:46.know what it feels like. It is rather greasy. A facsimile is just a

:36:47. > :36:50.photocopy, so something that can be completely mass-produced. As you

:36:51. > :36:53.know, from a photocopier, and completely worthless. This is a

:36:54. > :37:01.photograph, a proper image. This has value. Yes, great news for Jonty,

:37:02. > :37:05.and buoyed by his discovery, he hotfoot sit straight to an autograph

:37:06. > :37:10.shop in London, where he has arranged to meet the manager, Anya.

:37:11. > :37:16.It is not signed but think this is a great picture of Judy Garland. What

:37:17. > :37:25.do you think? It is a stunning, stunning photograph. I am looking

:37:26. > :37:37.for ?80 for that. Just looking at that edge... The edge gives it

:37:38. > :37:42.character. May be ?60? 65? OK. Thank you very much. She is all yours. A

:37:43. > :37:51.prophet like that would have anybody clicking their heels with joy. What

:37:52. > :37:52.a fabulous item! I can't wait to get home and celebrate. There's no place

:37:53. > :38:10.like home! Jonty may be all sold up and off to

:38:11. > :38:17.see the wizard but his rival will not be made a munchkin. Paul is

:38:18. > :38:22.homing in on his next deal. It is time to try to sell this wonderful

:38:23. > :38:27.telescope. I'd got it for ?30 and I am bringing it to a binocular and

:38:28. > :38:35.telescope dealer in Lancaster. How are you? Great to see you. What have

:38:36. > :38:41.you got? This is a night and day scope. I was hoping it will be

:38:42. > :38:52.something you are interested in. The only made scopes from about 1852 Bob

:38:53. > :39:01.1830. It would have been a naval scope originally. And then adapted.

:39:02. > :39:11.And that is why it got the night and day. So it would have been used

:39:12. > :39:20.for... Well, you are looking to be able to see through it and it isn't

:39:21. > :39:24.good. I would be happy with ?40. ?50 sounds better. In the middle. I'd

:39:25. > :39:34.tell you what, you can have it for ?45. Thank you very much. That ?15

:39:35. > :39:38.profit just goes to show selling is a serious business. Jonty maybe

:39:39. > :39:46.locking around in London dressed up as Dorothy, but Paul does everything

:39:47. > :39:52.with focus and poise. Maybe not. Don't panic! Only me! What do you

:39:53. > :39:55.think of the outfit? Isn't it fantastic! Time now to sell this

:39:56. > :40:01.wonderful record player and I've brought it to the last remaining

:40:02. > :40:09.record shop in Wigan. Hopefully this outfit will mean I'll leave with a

:40:10. > :40:16.profit. Interesting tactic. Let's see if it works. Elvis Presley! Yes!

:40:17. > :40:21.I was all Shook up this morning. Have you seen one of these before? I

:40:22. > :40:29.didn't recognise the name but I was aware that there were Dan sets in

:40:30. > :40:35.this country and this is French. So it is a version of that. It does

:40:36. > :40:39.produce a sound but the strange thing is is that the Speaker is

:40:40. > :40:46.invalid. Is it the sort of thing you think you could find a customer for?

:40:47. > :40:50.It would sit in the window and people would certainly stop. They

:40:51. > :40:57.would go and ask me about it, no doubt about it. If I was to ask

:40:58. > :41:08.you, say, ?35, how does that sound? Yes, I could live with ?35. Shall we

:41:09. > :41:13.shake on that? Yes! That is Paul all sold up. So, nothing more our

:41:14. > :41:18.dealers can do, but before we find out who is the winner, let's remind

:41:19. > :41:37.ourselves of what they have spent. Paul and Jonty started out with ?250

:41:38. > :41:42.of their own. Paul spent ?133. Jonty only spent ?84 but the only thing

:41:43. > :41:48.that matters now is who has made the most profit. All of today's money

:41:49. > :41:54.will go to our dealers' chosen charities. So, let's find out who is

:41:55. > :41:59.our Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is champion. How you? How was the

:42:00. > :42:05.car-boot sale? I really enjoyed it. The variety is endless and you can

:42:06. > :42:11.buy literally anything. The best buy has to be that set of bowls. What

:42:12. > :42:18.about you? Do you remember that tartan book I've bought? I've found

:42:19. > :42:23.the perfect buyer who dressed me in the perfect attire. I will say no

:42:24. > :42:34.more! Shall we see? Are you happy with what you bought? Let's see. I

:42:35. > :42:39.am pleased. What about you? Delighted! I am going to buy you an

:42:40. > :42:46.ice cream to remind us. It was freezing! Victory for Jonty and he

:42:47. > :42:50.is more than a bit surprised. Now, that was a really tough challenge.

:42:51. > :42:55.I'm really pleased with the result at the end of the day. It was such a

:42:56. > :43:00.cold day and I'd tripped up on my truncheon as well, so, yes, I am

:43:01. > :43:04.relieved. I was delighted with what I've bought at the car-boot sale.

:43:05. > :43:10.I've made a firm profit on a resume of sold and I've learned a bit about

:43:11. > :43:17.bowls in the process. Fantastic! Tomorrow, Paul has a chance to

:43:18. > :43:19.avenge his loss when our experts go up against the gavel at an auction

:43:20. > :43:25.in Dorset.