0:00:20 > 0:00:23Hellow and welcome to a new series of Film Twenty Twelve with me
0:00:23 > 0:00:26Claudia Winkleman and Danny Leigh Hello. We're live. If you want to
0:00:26 > 0:00:33get in touch, please tweet or email us the details are on the screen
0:00:33 > 0:00:41now. Coming up on tonight's show: The con is on as Cameron Diaz and
0:00:41 > 0:00:46Colin Firth team up for Gambit. Not just another love story. Michael
0:00:46 > 0:00:49Haneke's Amour. I have a mad habit of under estimating you. One last
0:00:49 > 0:00:58bite of the cherry as Breaking Dawn Part Two completes the Twilight
0:00:58 > 0:01:04Saga. Plus, we give our verdict on Paul Thomas Anderson's, The Master.
0:01:04 > 0:01:07We have our top five cult leaders. I hope one of them is me. First,
0:01:07 > 0:01:11Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part Two, the final installment in the
0:01:11 > 0:01:16Twilight Saga. Bella has started her new life as a vampire. She and
0:01:16 > 0:01:24Edward are raising their young daughter, Renesmee, of course they
0:01:24 > 0:01:30are. I have a mad habit of under estimating you. My time as a human
0:01:30 > 0:01:34is over. I fever felt more alive. After 18 years of being utterly
0:01:34 > 0:01:41ordinary, I found I can shine. begins as Bella opens her eyes for
0:01:41 > 0:01:46the first time as a vampire. And, starts adapting to her new life.
0:01:46 > 0:01:51was born to be a vampire. beautiful. We are the same
0:01:51 > 0:01:58temperature now. She realises she is terrifyingly strong and fast and
0:01:58 > 0:02:04has an unbelievable thirst for human blood as well, which is odd!
0:02:04 > 0:02:09Then realises that she also has a child as well. She died and come
0:02:09 > 0:02:15back and has Renesmee, her daughter. Kind of dealing with a child that
0:02:15 > 0:02:21grows at a really, really aggressive rate and, kind of, the
0:02:21 > 0:02:25fear and wonderment of that. I will never let anyone hurt you. Renesmee
0:02:25 > 0:02:31is a special child. In the beginning of the story everybody is
0:02:31 > 0:02:41worried about her because there has not... There is no-one like her.
0:02:41 > 0:02:41
0:02:41 > 0:02:45She's a human/vampire mix. So, that confusion is very scary thing. They
0:02:46 > 0:02:49are protective and don't want people knowing they are vampires.
0:02:49 > 0:02:55Maintaining our secret has never been more imperative. It's silly.
0:02:55 > 0:03:00They are secretive folk. They are pissed because they are worried
0:03:00 > 0:03:05Renesmee will blow their cover. have to report the crime. The Coens
0:03:05 > 0:03:10have done something terrible. think Renesmee is an immortal child.
0:03:10 > 0:03:15She was born, not bittern, she grows every single day. What is it
0:03:15 > 0:03:19They are coming for us. chieting thing is that it's
0:03:19 > 0:03:24unbelievibly different. It's like making a completely new movie. The
0:03:24 > 0:03:29same characters. A whole bunch of new ones. A huge amount of new
0:03:29 > 0:03:33vampires. It feels like a pleatly different animal. When we were
0:03:33 > 0:03:38filming the first movie we thought it was like a smaller budget movie,
0:03:38 > 0:03:44hopefully for a few of those fan that is liked the books, but had no
0:03:44 > 0:03:50idea it would be anywhere close to this. My first American movie. It's
0:03:50 > 0:03:55just been crazy ride. I mean, it was lucky there were pretty good
0:03:55 > 0:04:00people involved in it otherwise there would have been a lot of
0:04:00 > 0:04:04rehab. How do you define a phenomenon? If you could define it,
0:04:04 > 0:04:09if there was an equation we would do it every day. It was go time for
0:04:09 > 0:04:13five years. It's insane. Now that it's over, it's a relief because
0:04:13 > 0:04:22you are not worried about the story points any more. It's easy to walk
0:04:22 > 0:04:32away from a character Wen when you have left them in a conclusive way.
0:04:32 > 0:04:32
0:04:32 > 0:04:38-- when you have left them in a conclusive way. I'm not a Twilight
0:04:38 > 0:04:45fan. What is nice with this last movie, the film is only one hour
0:04:45 > 0:04:52and 55 minutes long, it does feel much, much, much longer. Much, much
0:04:52 > 0:04:59longer. From a value-for-money perspective, the Twilight fans are
0:04:59 > 0:05:04quids in here. Twilight is was and forever will be creepy, soapy
0:05:04 > 0:05:09claptrap. Well, I love creepy soapy claptrap. That is why I said it.
0:05:09 > 0:05:13That is my dream Dallas with blood. I liked the first one. I didn't
0:05:13 > 0:05:19like the other two. I thought was pretty good. I think I'm a bit Live
0:05:19 > 0:05:22and Let Live. I like everything. Which might be wrong. I like the
0:05:22 > 0:05:27opening sequence. I'm mad for iceles. There is a lot less, sort
0:05:27 > 0:05:32of, lip biting. They are parents, they are grown up. There is a good
0:05:32 > 0:05:38battle scene. Hear me out. The end title phenomenonal They last for
0:05:38 > 0:05:44four years. That is not long enough. Will you go. Anybody who has been
0:05:44 > 0:05:49part of the series gets about a bow, I like. That They will sign 10x8
0:05:50 > 0:05:56photographs at fan conventions. I will take a bow while I could. I
0:05:56 > 0:06:04have been at the end credits since 2006. No. There are things wrong
0:06:04 > 0:06:11with it. Alice, who can see in the future and he she says "they are
0:06:11 > 0:06:18coming." they take an hour-and-a- half. They move fast. Not these.
0:06:18 > 0:06:22The family live in a beautiful, I think, stylised modernesq
0:06:22 > 0:06:31glasshouse. They create this house for Bella and Edward which is truly
0:06:31 > 0:06:36weird and small and is like a tiny cottage full of niknacs. In the
0:06:36 > 0:06:38screening I was at people laughed. I really liked it. I did. I want to
0:06:38 > 0:06:43say a quick word about Kristen Stewart. People give her a hard
0:06:43 > 0:06:49time. It would be nice for Twilight to have a better legacy than just
0:06:49 > 0:06:55inspiring 50 Shades of Grey. It may be she has a proper career as an
0:06:55 > 0:07:00actress. She does have talent. Here she would rather be doing the night
0:07:00 > 0:07:03shift at a 24-hour garage. She is profpgsal and committed. You will
0:07:03 > 0:07:06not get -- professional and committed. Will you not get
0:07:06 > 0:07:10anything further out of me. Kristen Stewart talented girl. I wish she
0:07:10 > 0:07:20made her breakthrough in a series that provided a better role model
0:07:20 > 0:07:24for teenage girls than Bella Swan like Carrie. Next, Michael
0:07:24 > 0:07:28Haneke's new film Amour the story of George and Anne, a loving couple
0:07:28 > 0:07:38in their 80s, who have to come to terms with the effects of ageing
0:07:38 > 0:07:38
0:07:38 > 0:08:49Apology for the loss of subtitles for 71 seconds
0:08:49 > 0:08:54MUSIC STOPS. It's what it say it is, a story about love. A love story. A
0:08:54 > 0:08:59love story that happens to be directed by Michael Haneke, this
0:08:59 > 0:09:04giant among directors he means films with are fierce and
0:09:04 > 0:09:08unflinching. It's tender and a tiny drop of what I think is approaching
0:09:08 > 0:09:13sentimentality which is not a criticism. For Tim Henman that a
0:09:13 > 0:09:16brave thing to do. A fine film. What did you think? Without being
0:09:16 > 0:09:21over dramatic, my favourite film I have seen in the last five years.
0:09:21 > 0:09:25That is not over dramatic in the slightest. You know how I get? I
0:09:25 > 0:09:31should apologise to Charlie Line, I sat next to him. He said he had
0:09:31 > 0:09:35seen it a couple of times before. He said "I'll see you on the other
0:09:35 > 0:09:41side" where I had to be helped. We asked you to tweet, then I never
0:09:41 > 0:09:47read them out. Nothing says tweet like Michael Haneke. He will be
0:09:47 > 0:09:50pleased "it's a tender portrait of life, love and loss. It's a
0:09:50 > 0:09:55masterclass." I think it's faultless. The act something
0:09:55 > 0:09:59extraordinary. The details. And people will focus on the end of the
0:09:59 > 0:10:02film, I even loved the beginning. I loved everything. The couple go to
0:10:02 > 0:10:06a performance. You are seeing it from the stage. I could watch that
0:10:06 > 0:10:12again and again much I thought it was beautiful. The thing about
0:10:12 > 0:10:16Michael Haneke it's easy to get fixated with him. Amour wouldn't be
0:10:16 > 0:10:21half the movie it is without the couple, you have Jean-Louis
0:10:21 > 0:10:24Trintignant and Emmanuelle Riva, what is great about them is Michael
0:10:24 > 0:10:28Haneke poses this uncomfortable question in the middle of this film
0:10:28 > 0:10:34which is - what happens to love when the person you love starts to
0:10:34 > 0:10:40vanish. The actors have to answer that that on secret. I'm pleased
0:10:40 > 0:10:43that this wonderful pair of French actors who have had amazing careers
0:10:44 > 0:10:46are getting love now. Extraordinary moments. When he comes home and
0:10:46 > 0:10:50tells her about the funeral of the friend they went to. Do you
0:10:50 > 0:10:56remember he is talking about The Beatles and Yesterday, that is
0:10:56 > 0:11:01brilliant. I love the whole cast. I love their daughter and her husband,
0:11:01 > 0:11:06he is in the film for that. I feel they are well rounded. I know who
0:11:06 > 0:11:11he is and who she is. I think the casting of Isbelle Huppert is very
0:11:11 > 0:11:15good. The role of the daughter, she seems shallow and horrible in a way
0:11:15 > 0:11:20that the elderly couple aren't. It feels like Michael Haneke is
0:11:20 > 0:11:25letting everyone over the age of 70 off the hook. Normally everyone is
0:11:25 > 0:11:31subject to his cruel gaze it's like here once you have your bus pass
0:11:31 > 0:11:37you are OK. I'm not as sold on this as his other films. What I loved
0:11:37 > 0:11:41about her. She had been ignored by them. Her -- their love was so
0:11:41 > 0:11:45strong she felt isolated. You are making excuses for him. Can you
0:11:46 > 0:11:51look at my face and, please, go and see this film. If you don't like it,
0:11:51 > 0:11:58we will do something. I will send Danny around. No-one wants that.
0:11:58 > 0:12:05Can log on to our website to find out where Amour will be showing.
0:12:05 > 0:12:15Next, Colin Firth kd and Alan Rickman in the cones brothers crime
0:12:15 > 0:12:17
0:12:17 > 0:12:27caper Gambit. -- Cameron Diaz. awe look at these. Now, he will
0:12:27 > 0:12:27
0:12:27 > 0:12:32have his revenge. How would you you like to make �500,000? Yep.
0:12:32 > 0:12:42boring, she is fun. We are both trapped in the world which is
0:12:42 > 0:12:43
0:12:43 > 0:12:47oppressing. I have to wear a suit and curat -- curator to an art
0:12:47 > 0:12:53election. I grow newspaper a small town in Texas. She is, basically,
0:12:53 > 0:12:58you know, sort of wrangled in and then, sort of, offers offered an
0:12:58 > 0:13:05opportunity she can't is a no to. These nice poom people want to take
0:13:05 > 0:13:12a picture in the house. -- people want to take a picture in the house.
0:13:12 > 0:13:22He has been seeking it with a passion. Haystacks. I have been a
0:13:22 > 0:13:26huge fan of Blake Edwards. I guess I began to think back to the
0:13:26 > 0:13:31original Pink Panther movies and work with Peter Sellers there was
0:13:31 > 0:13:36something in the tone of those movies that I thought made sense
0:13:36 > 0:13:43for this. That's marvellous. Tell me, PJ, what makes you think this
0:13:43 > 0:13:53paint something worth �12 million? Well, Lionel, first of, it's oil.
0:13:53 > 0:13:55
0:13:55 > 0:14:05Ain't it, Harry? The medium is oil. There is a step in this I really
0:14:05 > 0:14:06
0:14:06 > 0:14:14feel like we found that balance. -- stuff. Michael has a great sense of
0:14:14 > 0:14:24humour. He understood this material. And you don't have to say, "for an
0:14:24 > 0:14:27
0:14:27 > 0:14:37American". I personally find comedy makes me more anxious than drama.
0:14:37 > 0:14:37
0:14:37 > 0:14:44It's just what we find hard to manage. No problems then, sir?
0:14:44 > 0:14:51Security is a little tighter. getting anything else are we?
0:14:51 > 0:14:54It's a caper movie which is notoriously difficult to get right.
0:14:55 > 0:15:01It has to be pointless. You have to just enjoy wasting your time with
0:15:01 > 0:15:06them and in the case of Gambit, skippered by the Coen Brothers,
0:15:06 > 0:15:13presumably by gunpoint because they forgot to do the jokes in. Half the
0:15:13 > 0:15:19movie is Colin Firth losing his trousers. With the odd reference to
0:15:19 > 0:15:25Alan Rickman's bollocks. It is that enough for you? Yes. I was a little
0:15:25 > 0:15:30bit live and let live. I thought, in five weeks' time, I can't find a
0:15:30 > 0:15:34Christmas tree, I will be livid. It's all right. It's got Colin
0:15:34 > 0:15:39Firth and Cameron Diaz. There are bits that are funny. I laughed out
0:15:39 > 0:15:45loud when I reminded myself of that moment. Maybe I'm not well. There
0:15:45 > 0:15:53is a moment when he can't lift up the chairs. Look at my face. It was
0:15:53 > 0:16:00funny. You're not well. If you have got a spare 10 a, it's a Wednesday
0:16:00 > 0:16:05night, go and see it. There's no chemistry. Gambit is a remake of a
0:16:05 > 0:16:15film up from 1966 with Michael Caine and Shirley Maclean and they
0:16:15 > 0:16:16
0:16:16 > 0:16:25crackle. Colin Firth looks terrified of Cameron Diaz. There's
0:16:25 > 0:16:29a pair of concierge at at the Savoy who still a whole movie. Every time
0:16:29 > 0:16:35that the move the leaves them, you think, these guys are funny but no,
0:16:35 > 0:16:42we have to look for Colin Firth's trousers again. I'm not sold.
0:16:42 > 0:16:52are brilliant films out. Twilight. Quite. It's now time for the top
0:16:52 > 0:17:04
0:17:04 > 0:17:13This is thrilling because Chris, you're in the studio. This was my
0:17:13 > 0:17:22idea. Yes, physically, because now we can discuss with you and it
0:17:22 > 0:17:32showed at two about, linked to The Master, you have top-five cult
0:17:32 > 0:17:34
0:17:34 > 0:17:40leaders. Was this easy for you? was fairly difficult at first. We
0:17:41 > 0:17:50don't agree on the order. I think a cult leader should have giant
0:17:51 > 0:17:52
0:17:52 > 0:17:57snakes. Britney Spears. Sadly, she did not make the grade. He was
0:17:57 > 0:18:02number five? A cult leader from Indiana Jones And the Temple of
0:18:02 > 0:18:12Doom. He scared the living daylights out of me. Now I'm a
0:18:12 > 0:18:44
0:18:44 > 0:18:51grown-up, he still does. Let's have I do remember that. He pulls his
0:18:51 > 0:18:56heart out. Yes, and he's alive. believe Harrison Ford has
0:18:56 > 0:19:03established a cult in the brass get based on that. You were seven when
0:19:03 > 0:19:08you watch that. That was scary. you see your parents? I'm tempted
0:19:08 > 0:19:18but I still find him it's scary. When you see him, do you want to
0:19:18 > 0:19:19
0:19:19 > 0:19:22sleep and suck a blanket? Yes. Number four? It is Brad Pitt from
0:19:22 > 0:19:28of fight Club. You have everything you want, he's charismatic, looks
0:19:28 > 0:19:34fantastic, and he likes to punch people which is good. But, more
0:19:34 > 0:19:40importantly, he has rules. You need rules and sometimes he was double
0:19:40 > 0:19:46denim. Never forget that. Very good for a cult leader. Here is a clip.
0:19:47 > 0:19:53Every week, Tiler reveals the rules that we decided. Gentlemen, welcome
0:19:53 > 0:19:57to fight Club. The first rule of fight Club is you do not talk about
0:19:57 > 0:20:07fight Club. The second rule of fight Club is, you do not talk
0:20:07 > 0:20:16
0:20:16 > 0:20:23Which one is the Chanel advert? Along time after that. A good
0:20:23 > 0:20:31choice. Twitter is very lopsided. People have gone for an obvious
0:20:31 > 0:20:39choice. Somebody said your pagan dancing but are not sure if that is
0:20:39 > 0:20:47a request? That's the wrap party. What is number three? This is
0:20:47 > 0:20:57everybody's number one. It's not my number one. It is the wicker man.
0:20:57 > 0:21:13
0:21:13 > 0:21:18Very good. He is a cult leader. is, and that's why I chose it.
0:21:18 > 0:21:28idea there other cults ahead of this, I don't believe it. It's
0:21:28 > 0:21:28
0:21:28 > 0:21:33terribly exciting. Yes, he's got a kilt, he's not afraid to burn up
0:21:33 > 0:21:41non-believers. Christopher Lee at his finest. You're a dead to me.
0:21:41 > 0:21:512, there's going to be a hoo-ha about this. Yoga from Episode One
0:21:51 > 0:21:51
0:21:51 > 0:21:56of the Phantom menace. They are a cult. I think there is a leader in
0:21:56 > 0:22:05Star Wars but I don't think it's him. Let's remind ourselves of the
0:22:05 > 0:22:12weirdness. Your thoughts dwell on your mother? I miss her. Afraid to
0:22:12 > 0:22:19lose her, I think. What has that got to do with anything? Everything.
0:22:19 > 0:22:24Fear is the path to the dockside. That leads to anger, hate,
0:22:24 > 0:22:30suffering -- dark side. What I love it during that, Chris, you just
0:22:30 > 0:22:40went, yeah? He talks absolute nonsense. People think it's
0:22:40 > 0:22:41
0:22:41 > 0:22:50profoundly. I think there is a cult leader in Star Wars. We would all
0:22:50 > 0:22:57followed R2D2. He is a quiet leader. If I wasn't contractually obliged
0:22:57 > 0:23:05to stay here, I would walk out. is a quiet leader. He is a quiet
0:23:05 > 0:23:10leader. We have now reached the point. We have no Satanists. I
0:23:11 > 0:23:17didn't want it angry members of the satanist community tweeting in but
0:23:17 > 0:23:25no Rosemary's Baby? It's a fine tradition, Chris. Let's talk about
0:23:25 > 0:23:29number one. Brian Cowen from the Life of Brian. Can I just say, this
0:23:29 > 0:23:39has got bad language in it, so if you are small, cover your ears.
0:23:39 > 0:23:40
0:23:40 > 0:23:46Hale, Messiah! I am not the Messiah. I should know, I have followed a
0:23:46 > 0:23:52few. I say you are. I am not the Messiah. I am not the Messiah.
0:23:52 > 0:23:59Don't you understand? Honestly! Only the true Messiah denies his
0:23:59 > 0:24:09divinity. What sort of chance does that give me? All right, I am of
0:24:09 > 0:24:17
0:24:17 > 0:24:25the Messiah. He is the Messiah! thank off! -- lock off? It's a
0:24:25 > 0:24:33mighty top five, isn't it? Have you enjoyed this? Yes. I will come back
0:24:33 > 0:24:36in a few weeks' time. Very nice. Next, The Master, starring Joaquin
0:24:36 > 0:24:46Phoenix as a damamged World War II vetern who falls under the
0:24:46 > 0:24:47
0:24:47 > 0:24:52charismatic spell of cult leader Manner is not an animal. -- man. We
0:24:52 > 0:25:02are not a part of the animal kingdom. We are far above that
0:25:02 > 0:25:03
0:25:03 > 0:25:09crowd. We are spirits, not beasts. I have unlocked and discovered a
0:25:09 > 0:25:14secret to living in these bodies that the owner. Good sides allies
0:25:14 > 0:25:21for more than one opinion which is the basis of a cult. The only way
0:25:21 > 0:25:29to defend his to attack. Please don't hurt him. He is dangerous.
0:25:29 > 0:25:39is making this up as he goes along. I don't ever want to see you again.
0:25:39 > 0:25:40
0:25:40 > 0:25:44The film business lives on hype. For all the hype, The Master is the
0:25:44 > 0:25:50real deal. Paul Thomas Anderson has made films about extraordinary
0:25:50 > 0:25:59characters. After a while, you feel like you met everybody you want to
0:25:59 > 0:26:01meet but after WITH Paul Thomas Anderson's films. I think Joaquin
0:26:02 > 0:26:05Phoenix's character is this extraordinary yet. You never quite
0:26:06 > 0:26:12know what's coming next and I don't think that's ever been truer than
0:26:12 > 0:26:16in the The Master for I thought it was absolutely phenomenal. Rarely
0:26:16 > 0:26:20have I watched a film of that long and watch the credit and
0:26:20 > 0:26:25immediately thought, is there any way we could watch this straight
0:26:26 > 0:26:29away again. It is extraordinary. It is a weird week. Amour and The
0:26:30 > 0:26:34Master are my favourite films for as long as I can remember. Joaquin
0:26:34 > 0:26:40Phoenix is extraordinary in this. It's beautiful. The cinematographer.
0:26:40 > 0:26:47Even if you are just watching him choose between pasta sauces, I mean,
0:26:47 > 0:26:52he is amazing in it, isn't he? Joaquin Phoenix is stunning but so
0:26:52 > 0:26:57is Amy Adams. She is surrounded by these gigantic performances and has
0:26:57 > 0:27:03never dwarfed. The role she has, its pivotal, and she plays it
0:27:03 > 0:27:08brilliantly. It reminds me of raging Bull, another gorgeous
0:27:08 > 0:27:13looking film about a troubled character who can't control himself.
0:27:13 > 0:27:16Take the fighting scenes out and it is episodic and sprawling. You
0:27:16 > 0:27:21don't know what you're supposed to think at the end of it. 30 years
0:27:21 > 0:27:26ago, everybody wondered whether Martin Scorsese had made a
0:27:26 > 0:27:30masterpiece. Now there is no doubt. I don't know, I will put my money
0:27:30 > 0:27:36on the The Master at this point also it is hypnotic and deserves
0:27:36 > 0:27:42all the hype it's getting. Whatever you do, see it. I think it is Paul
0:27:42 > 0:27:49Thomas Anderson's best film he has made so far. I am so aghast, I
0:27:49 > 0:27:57can't speak. What is your film of the week? I would love it if you
0:27:57 > 0:28:02said, Twilight. No, it is The Master. For me, you have to see
0:28:02 > 0:28:05Amour and The Master. That's all for tonight. In next week's show
0:28:05 > 0:28:08we'll be reviewing End of Watch, Nativity 2, The House I Live In,
0:28:08 > 0:28:11and Silver Linings Playbook. Playing us out tonight is Gangster
0:28:11 > 0:28:21Squad, starring Ryan Gosling, Sean Penn and Emma Stone. It's in
0:28:21 > 0:28:26
0:28:26 > 0:28:32cinemas next January. Thank you and I need you to save her. I'm going
0:28:32 > 0:28:39after Mickey Cohen. Why should he have so much when others have so
0:28:39 > 0:28:44little? Take what you can when you can. In a month, we will have the
0:28:44 > 0:28:54whole west coast are tied up in a nice ribbon. We are going to war.
0:28:54 > 0:28:55