Episode 5

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0:00:24 > 0:00:28Welcome along to Great Movie Mistakes.

0:00:28 > 0:00:33This show blows a hole in the carefully constructed veneer of Hollywood perfection.

0:00:33 > 0:00:36Our team of continuity experts, or geeks,

0:00:36 > 0:00:41have locked themselves away in the archives to track down the best howlers on the silver screen.

0:00:41 > 0:00:47So here are those mistakes, the ones that have made all that hard work very nearly worthwhile.

0:00:50 > 0:00:52Tango and Cash, Dempsey and Makepeace,

0:00:52 > 0:00:55Dalziel and Pascoe, Cagney and Lacey,

0:00:55 > 0:00:57Turner and Hooch and Starsky and Hutch.

0:00:57 > 0:01:01Yes, we love detective shows with two surnames in the title.

0:01:01 > 0:01:05But you don't have to work in CID to have spotted the error in this movie.

0:01:07 > 0:01:10See, when Starsky trips on the beach and his headphones fall off,

0:01:10 > 0:01:13the batteries pop out onto the sand.

0:01:13 > 0:01:14There.

0:01:16 > 0:01:20But when he puts them back on, the music's still playing.

0:01:20 > 0:01:22Stiller, you're a disgrace.

0:01:24 > 0:01:26What do you love about...?

0:01:26 > 0:01:29Almost Famous now and watch how Stillwater lead guitarist

0:01:29 > 0:01:33Russell Hammond chucks the clothes from his chair onto the floor.

0:01:34 > 0:01:36There.

0:01:36 > 0:01:39But hang on, kiddo, they're back again. Nice tache, though.

0:01:39 > 0:01:43Look at it, perched proudly on the top of Russell's lip.

0:01:46 > 0:01:49Here, as the beautiful Penny Lane prepares to take a dump,

0:01:49 > 0:01:53a shocked William Miller knocks his Post-its onto the floor.

0:01:53 > 0:01:56But look - the Post-its are back again!

0:01:56 > 0:02:01Get out of there, William, and shut the door behind you.

0:02:03 > 0:02:05Last Chance Harvey now,

0:02:05 > 0:02:09and Emma Thompson's book is about to turn into a scarf.

0:02:09 > 0:02:12- Are you OK?- Yes, I'm fine.

0:02:13 > 0:02:15Then back into a book.

0:02:15 > 0:02:18A sure sign that these two people will soon make love.

0:02:20 > 0:02:23Here's an error from 2007 smash, I Am Legend.

0:02:23 > 0:02:26Its main error, other than the fact that

0:02:26 > 0:02:29they actually bothered to make it, is coming up right here.

0:02:33 > 0:02:35Call this a taxi? You might.

0:02:35 > 0:02:39I don't. The underside is quite clearly a flat painted surface.

0:02:39 > 0:02:42The underside of taxis don't look like that,

0:02:42 > 0:02:47as anyone who has been wedged underneath one while waiting for an ambulance will know full well.

0:02:49 > 0:02:51Cairo, 1936.

0:02:51 > 0:02:56As Indiana Jones sits around getting spannered - well, he is on holiday -

0:02:56 > 0:03:00those in the background act as you would in 1930s Egypt,

0:03:00 > 0:03:01walking like Egyptians and that,

0:03:01 > 0:03:04while dressing in traditional costume.

0:03:05 > 0:03:10Apart from this spoilsport in T-shirt and jeans, who ruins

0:03:10 > 0:03:14the entire Indiana Jones franchise for every single one of us.

0:03:14 > 0:03:17Even the monkey's disgusted.

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