Episode 10

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0:00:26 > 0:00:29Welcome to Great Movie Mistakes III.

0:00:29 > 0:00:31That's right, we're a trilogy,

0:00:31 > 0:00:34which hopefully means we'll get our own over-priced box sets soon.

0:00:34 > 0:00:36Now, I know what you're thinking -

0:00:36 > 0:00:39the third part of a trilogy has a certain reputation.

0:00:39 > 0:00:41Godfather Part III, Back To The Future III,

0:00:41 > 0:00:43Honey, We Shrunk Ourselves...

0:00:43 > 0:00:46They all have a reputation for being my favourite part

0:00:46 > 0:00:47of the whole trilogy.

0:00:47 > 0:00:50So, how have we made this instalment bigger,

0:00:50 > 0:00:52better and more impressive than the other two?

0:00:52 > 0:00:54Well, how does this sound?

0:00:54 > 0:00:57CGI technology, car chases, romantic interests,

0:00:57 > 0:01:01a bit where the building folds in on itself, like in Inception?

0:01:01 > 0:01:04Well, according to our producers, it sounds too expensive.

0:01:04 > 0:01:07So instead, we'll just stick to our perfectly OK formula

0:01:07 > 0:01:10of reviewing all the movie mistakes we've spotted

0:01:10 > 0:01:14from the top movies released since we last saw you.

0:01:16 > 0:01:19Why does Hollywood love remakes so much?

0:01:19 > 0:01:21Well, sometimes a film is so close to being brilliant

0:01:21 > 0:01:25but there's just one tiny thing that stops it being perfect,

0:01:25 > 0:01:27like it's foreign, or it was made over ten years ago.

0:01:27 > 0:01:30Things that stop anyone in their right mind wanting to watch it.

0:01:30 > 0:01:35The other reason to remake a movie is if the original didn't quite get it right.

0:01:35 > 0:01:39Who didn't think that Get Carter was improved by the addition of Sylvester Stallone?

0:01:39 > 0:01:42Or that The Italian Job was crying out for a cameo by Marky Mark?

0:01:42 > 0:01:46I, for one, can't wait for next year's summer blockbuster,

0:01:46 > 0:01:47Citizen Kane...

0:01:47 > 0:01:48with Miley Cyrus.

0:01:48 > 0:01:50Mm.

0:01:52 > 0:01:55The needless, over-the-top A-Team movie,

0:01:55 > 0:01:59and maybe they should give up this soldiers-of-fortune malarkey

0:01:59 > 0:02:03and become baggage handlers. Watch the case by the side of BA.

0:02:03 > 0:02:04I want to kill you, man.

0:02:04 > 0:02:07You're not going to kill me! I'm going to kill YOU!

0:02:07 > 0:02:09It's now behind his head...

0:02:09 > 0:02:10I got two guns here.

0:02:11 > 0:02:14..then on the other side.

0:02:14 > 0:02:18It moves around more than Hannibal's wig did in the old series.

0:02:18 > 0:02:19Whoopsie!

0:02:21 > 0:02:25Loyal fans of The A-Team had problems with the remake,

0:02:25 > 0:02:27and this must have got their blood boiling.

0:02:27 > 0:02:30Look, they've misspelled Murdock's name!

0:02:30 > 0:02:33It's D-O-C-K, not D-O-C-H.

0:02:33 > 0:02:36I pity the fool who made that mistake.

0:02:36 > 0:02:38Saying that, I also pity the person

0:02:38 > 0:02:41who still cares so much about The A-Team.

0:02:46 > 0:02:49At the end of the instantly forgettable Mechanic remake,

0:02:49 > 0:02:53Ben Foster selects a jazz record to play on the posh turntable.

0:02:53 > 0:02:57Ah! I love a bit of free form experimental jazz.

0:02:57 > 0:03:01CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYS

0:03:01 > 0:03:04Hang on! It's ruddy Shubert's Trio Number Two!

0:03:06 > 0:03:10But it definitely says "Jazz" on the cover.

0:03:10 > 0:03:12Right, back to HMV.

0:03:14 > 0:03:18Gulliver's Travels with Jack Black,

0:03:18 > 0:03:20perfect casting, as the book was all about a loveable,

0:03:20 > 0:03:22immature, rock-loving idiot.

0:03:22 > 0:03:23Cos he called it a "mandate", so...

0:03:23 > 0:03:27The kind of character that doesn't know his right hand from his left.

0:03:27 > 0:03:29- ..bushy-tailed for the boys. - The right...

0:03:29 > 0:03:31Now the left.

0:03:31 > 0:03:34Jonathan Swift can rest easy that his work is in safe,

0:03:34 > 0:03:36but confused hands.

0:03:36 > 0:03:38We just got here.

0:03:40 > 0:03:42In the final scene, Gulliver returns from his travels

0:03:42 > 0:03:45and gains this girlfriend.

0:03:45 > 0:03:49When I returned from my travels, all I gained was a case of the trots.

0:03:49 > 0:03:52But what has she got to hide?

0:03:52 > 0:03:55Her ID is the wrong way round...

0:03:55 > 0:03:56Danke schon.

0:03:56 > 0:03:57..then it flips...

0:03:57 > 0:04:01Mark. I'm just the new guy in the mailroom...

0:04:01 > 0:04:04..now it's hidden again. Hm...mysterious.

0:04:06 > 0:04:10Some films just don't know when to quit making mistakes.

0:04:10 > 0:04:12In the end credits for Gulliver's Travels,

0:04:12 > 0:04:15check out the date on this newspaper.

0:04:15 > 0:04:18June 20th to June 3rd?

0:04:18 > 0:04:21Someone obviously feels like time was moving backwards

0:04:21 > 0:04:24when they were watching this film. I didn't.

0:04:26 > 0:04:30Off to Jellystone Park for the charmless Yogi Bear movie.

0:04:30 > 0:04:33Booboo has handcuffed Yogi to a tree.

0:04:33 > 0:04:36But keep an eye on which paw the handcuff is on.

0:04:37 > 0:04:40First it's his right paw,

0:04:40 > 0:04:43then it's his left paw,

0:04:43 > 0:04:45then his right paw again.

0:04:45 > 0:04:47Either way, it's very PAW indeed.

0:04:49 > 0:04:52Next up, we're looking at teen movies, which, for a man only

0:04:52 > 0:04:55recently out of his teens - that's right - is exactly my thing.

0:04:55 > 0:04:57PHONE RINGS

0:04:57 > 0:05:00They're cool, wicked and totally radical. Oh, excuse me.

0:05:01 > 0:05:05Oh, hey, Dazza. Yeah. What's up, dude?

0:05:05 > 0:05:08Yeah, I would love to come down the rec and skateboard with you.

0:05:08 > 0:05:13- Hang on. Mum, I'm going down the rec with Dazza.- No, you're not.

0:05:13 > 0:05:17- Not until you've finished hosting the show.- But Mum!- No buts.

0:05:17 > 0:05:19Can't come out. See you tomoz.

0:05:22 > 0:05:27- MUMBLING: Here are some classic goofs from teen films. - Say it nicely.

0:05:27 > 0:05:30UP-BEAT: Here are some classic goofs from teen films.

0:05:31 > 0:05:32I saw that.

0:05:36 > 0:05:40Next, in the light-hearted Easy A, Olive shows this boy what's what

0:05:40 > 0:05:44by crushing an ice-cream cone in front of his face.

0:05:44 > 0:05:49But the cone instantly reappears. Here today, cone tomorrow.

0:05:53 > 0:05:55Now, watch Olive trying to take off her left boot

0:05:55 > 0:05:58Is that lavender? It's pretty.

0:05:58 > 0:06:02Which becomes her right boot, then she takes off her right boot again,

0:06:02 > 0:06:05but somehow she's removed both her boots!

0:06:05 > 0:06:09A clear example of two rights making a wrong.

0:06:12 > 0:06:15In energetic Step Up 3D, it's the dance battle.

0:06:15 > 0:06:20And as any B-boy knows, things get hot on the dance floor,

0:06:20 > 0:06:23which is why the guy who's with those men pretending to be dogs

0:06:23 > 0:06:25keeps taking his coat off.

0:06:27 > 0:06:28Now you see it...

0:06:28 > 0:06:30Now you don't.

0:06:30 > 0:06:34Reminds me of my Nan's 80th. That was a lively affair.

0:06:37 > 0:06:41Another one from Step Up, and take a look at Moose's bag,

0:06:41 > 0:06:44because it's only on in the shots from behind.

0:06:44 > 0:06:46Yeah, I mean I...

0:06:46 > 0:06:47I'm a double major...

0:06:47 > 0:06:49Now, I know it's a backpack,

0:06:49 > 0:06:51but you'd still see the strap on the front, right?

0:06:51 > 0:06:52Yes?

0:06:52 > 0:06:55What do you mean, you can't believe it?

0:06:57 > 0:07:00It's Submarine, a reflective film about a son

0:07:00 > 0:07:04trying to smooth out the creases in his parents' relationship.

0:07:06 > 0:07:07And by the looks of things,

0:07:07 > 0:07:11he's also smoothing out the creases in this drawing.

0:07:11 > 0:07:13See? The fold's gone.

0:07:13 > 0:07:16No need to set it on fire, though!

0:07:16 > 0:07:18Oh! Kids!

0:07:20 > 0:07:25Finally, a flashback scene in the worthless Twilight sequel, Eclipse.

0:07:25 > 0:07:30Now, clothes in those days were made to last.

0:07:30 > 0:07:31Look at that!

0:07:31 > 0:07:35She stabs right through her dress and it doesn't even rip.

0:07:35 > 0:07:38You don't get that kind of quality at Primark, do you?

0:07:40 > 0:07:42When a film is described as "cultural,"

0:07:42 > 0:07:46that probably means it hasn't got a good enough story to be popular,

0:07:46 > 0:07:48so it's being passed off as art.

0:07:48 > 0:07:51"Mm, yes, it's supposed to be boring! That's the point!"

0:07:51 > 0:07:55You can explain away all kinds of things using the art house excuse.

0:07:55 > 0:07:56Shaky cameras - it's art.

0:07:56 > 0:07:58Gaping plot holes - it's art.

0:07:58 > 0:08:00Pretentious acting - that's just Natalie Portman,

0:08:00 > 0:08:02there's nothing we can do about that now.

0:08:02 > 0:08:05Some films are pure entertainment.

0:08:05 > 0:08:08Others go a little deeper and ask questions like, "Why are we here,

0:08:08 > 0:08:12"in the cinema watching another M Night Shyamalan film?"

0:08:14 > 0:08:17Natalie Portman's in need of a champagne top-up, I think,

0:08:17 > 0:08:20in creepy ballet melodrama Black Swan.

0:08:20 > 0:08:22..appreciated presence on our stage.

0:08:22 > 0:08:27But being so freaked out by Winona Ryder giving her evils, none of us notice that,

0:08:27 > 0:08:30by the end of the scene, the flute is full to the brim again.

0:08:30 > 0:08:32To beauty.

0:08:34 > 0:08:39Next up, here's It's Kind Of A Funny Story,

0:08:39 > 0:08:42a One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest for Justin Bieber fans.

0:08:42 > 0:08:47And suicidal Craig has to give up all potentially harmful items.

0:08:47 > 0:08:48Your belt and shoelaces.

0:08:48 > 0:08:53- So his belt and shoelaces are gone. - We can't take chances.

0:08:54 > 0:08:58But later on, Craig and another patient Bobby are shooting hoops

0:08:58 > 0:09:00with draw-stringed trackie bottoms

0:09:00 > 0:09:04and very laced-up shoes. That basketball's probably

0:09:04 > 0:09:08- a cyanide gobstopper. - Don't play dumb with me.

0:09:10 > 0:09:14Now, slow-moving alien thriller Monsters and our couple's being

0:09:14 > 0:09:18fleeced by a man who'd get Anne Robinson frothing at the mouth.

0:09:18 > 0:09:19Um, how much?

0:09:19 > 0:09:22That will be 5,000 colones.

0:09:22 > 0:09:26- 5,000?- Yeah, 5,000. - So that's 5,000 Costa Rican colones.

0:09:26 > 0:09:28That will be 5,000 colones.

0:09:28 > 0:09:30- 5,000?- Yeah, yeah, 5,000.

0:09:30 > 0:09:33- 5,000 is a lot of money. - Yes, I know, but...

0:09:33 > 0:09:37Oh, it's now 5,000? Big mistake.

0:09:37 > 0:09:40At the current exchange rate, 5,000 is...

0:09:44 > 0:09:48No wonder this film had no cash for the special effects.

0:09:51 > 0:09:55Monsters again and this completely deserted town

0:09:55 > 0:09:58isn't quite as deserted as it seems.

0:09:58 > 0:10:01Now, before you cower behind the sofa, take another look.

0:10:04 > 0:10:06It seems the ali-ons prefer pick-up trucks to spaceships

0:10:06 > 0:10:12when they pop to the shop for a pint of milk and a family-sized Galaxy.

0:10:14 > 0:10:18Here's feisty teen Ree in gritty drama Winter's Bone.

0:10:18 > 0:10:21This confrontation looks like

0:10:21 > 0:10:24it'll get pretty tense as the gloves are well and truly off.

0:10:25 > 0:10:28No, hang on, they're back on again.

0:10:31 > 0:10:34Phew, looks like all will be fine after all.

0:10:36 > 0:10:39No, wait, they're off again! Oh, make your mind up, love.

0:10:41 > 0:10:44So often with films, the stars get the awards,

0:10:44 > 0:10:48but what about those people behind the scenes? How do they get noticed?

0:10:48 > 0:10:52They could become the best in their field or work their way up to become a famous director.

0:10:52 > 0:10:54Or they could just stand in the back of shot.

0:10:54 > 0:10:57Well, that's exactly what we're awarding now -

0:10:57 > 0:10:59those people who went that extra distance

0:10:59 > 0:11:01from out-of-shot to into shot.

0:11:03 > 0:11:04What?

0:11:07 > 0:11:10It's the Great Movie Mistakes Award for Best Supporting Actor,

0:11:10 > 0:11:13and here are the nominations.

0:11:13 > 0:11:17Lightweight action from Knight And Day and some great scene stealing.

0:11:17 > 0:11:20Look at the security guards behind Cameron Diaz.

0:11:22 > 0:11:26They suddenly change into normal civilians

0:11:26 > 0:11:30and then back into security guards at the top of the escalator.

0:11:31 > 0:11:34Maybe they were just working undercover for a bit.

0:11:40 > 0:11:44If you've got a problem, maybe you can hire The A-Team,

0:11:44 > 0:11:46to clean your windows, because...

0:11:46 > 0:11:48Let's go back.

0:11:48 > 0:11:51Mr T has got that window so clean,

0:11:51 > 0:11:54you can see the cameraman's own reflection in it.

0:11:56 > 0:11:59A blatant and unwelcome cameo. A bit like the movie.

0:12:03 > 0:12:07In seen-it-all-before thriller The Resident,

0:12:07 > 0:12:11Jack returns to his flat and senses all is not right.

0:12:11 > 0:12:14If it the presence of a ghostly character?

0:12:14 > 0:12:19Or just the reflection of the clumsy cameraman in his kitchen window?

0:12:19 > 0:12:22Time to move out, if you ask me, Jack.

0:12:24 > 0:12:26Who are you texting?

0:12:26 > 0:12:28It's crazy horror comedy Vampires Suck

0:12:28 > 0:12:32and Alice gets a mobile phone right in the face.

0:12:32 > 0:12:38Now, either Edward is a very good shot or someone just off camera

0:12:38 > 0:12:40is throwing a mobile phone right in her face.

0:12:41 > 0:12:45There, thrown from point-blank range.

0:12:45 > 0:12:47That's a bit "phoney"!

0:12:51 > 0:12:54But the winner is Man In Shorts.

0:12:54 > 0:12:58It's the climax of the testosterone-dripping Expendables

0:12:58 > 0:13:01and all hell is breaking loose.

0:13:01 > 0:13:03Everyone's running for their lives,

0:13:03 > 0:13:07but hold on, who's this fellow in Bermuda shorts with the camcorder?

0:13:07 > 0:13:11A very unfortunate tourist?

0:13:11 > 0:13:14Next year, I'd stick to Rhyl. There's fewer explosions.

0:13:18 > 0:13:20OK, time for bed. Goodnight!

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