Episode 12

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0:00:27 > 0:00:31Hello, I'm Robert Webb and welcome to another Great Movie Mistakes.

0:00:31 > 0:00:34In this show, we'll be reviewing the top movies released since

0:00:34 > 0:00:39the last Movie Mistakes and pointing out the continuity disasters.

0:00:39 > 0:00:42And, by the way, to everyone that wrote in about The King's Speech,

0:00:42 > 0:00:45he doesn't keep fluffing his lines.

0:00:48 > 0:00:50I always thought that box office number ones

0:00:50 > 0:00:54were what the staff at the multiplex did when they had too many fizzy drinks.

0:00:54 > 0:00:58It turns out I was just wrong about that.

0:00:58 > 0:01:02Anyway, the mistakes you're about to see are all from movies which raked in the most money

0:01:02 > 0:01:05and were top of the pops in the week of their release.

0:01:05 > 0:01:11Rumours that Fast Five only got there through charging £250 a ticket are unsubstantiated.

0:01:14 > 0:01:19It's the mawkish Due Date, and Robert Downey Jr's looking cool.

0:01:19 > 0:01:23Peter... OK, listen.

0:01:23 > 0:01:25He's even got those light-sensitive sunglasses.

0:01:25 > 0:01:28Though this scene must have been filmed on a very changeable day,

0:01:28 > 0:01:31as his glasses go from very dark to...

0:01:32 > 0:01:34- I just didn't want to go... - ..completely gone.

0:01:34 > 0:01:37Proof that the director also needed specs.

0:01:39 > 0:01:43We say a deathly hallow to Harry Potter and chums

0:01:43 > 0:01:48in this lively scene where they're transported from a fiery tent...

0:01:48 > 0:01:49to the safety of...

0:01:49 > 0:01:51oncoming traffic.

0:01:51 > 0:01:52But look again.

0:01:52 > 0:01:57Harry's is on Hermione's left and Ron on her right.

0:01:59 > 0:02:02But when they reappear, it's the other way round.

0:02:04 > 0:02:08In this gory scene from the disappointing Little Fockers,

0:02:08 > 0:02:12Ben Stiller slices straight through his finger,

0:02:12 > 0:02:15making Bobby De Niro Bloody De Niro.

0:02:15 > 0:02:16THEY ALL SCREAM

0:02:17 > 0:02:22But there's blood on the right side of his face when earlier it was all over his left.

0:02:24 > 0:02:28That's not just blood on your face, Bobby. There's egg on it too.

0:02:32 > 0:02:35The Expendables, and Sly Stallone's got a gun ready to use

0:02:35 > 0:02:39in an exciting escape from some bad men.

0:02:39 > 0:02:40BRAKES SCREECH

0:02:43 > 0:02:48I worry that these days Sly's mind is not what it used to be.

0:02:48 > 0:02:51Look, he's forgotten that he should be holding the gun,

0:02:51 > 0:02:53not having it in his belt.

0:02:53 > 0:02:57But once Statham shouts the magic words, the gun's back...

0:02:57 > 0:02:59for Sly to throw away.

0:03:02 > 0:03:04A clever scene from Transformers

0:03:04 > 0:03:07with real footage of President Nixon on the TV.

0:03:07 > 0:03:10And they've carefully recreated the set to match it.

0:03:10 > 0:03:14However, was it too much of a push to get a lamp?

0:03:14 > 0:03:17It's here but not here.

0:03:17 > 0:03:20No, that would've been a giant leap too far.

0:03:22 > 0:03:25Fast paced sci-fi thrills in Limitless,

0:03:25 > 0:03:27and for a man with no limits,

0:03:27 > 0:03:31Bradley Cooper really struggles with the little things.

0:03:31 > 0:03:33Like sitting down on a chair properly.

0:03:36 > 0:03:39Oh, come on, don't cry. Look, the chair's back up again!

0:03:39 > 0:03:42You can have another go!

0:03:45 > 0:03:48My mother always used to say,

0:03:48 > 0:03:51"Never fly-kick a man with a massive hammer in the face."

0:03:51 > 0:03:54Sadly, Milla's mum didn't, which is bad news,

0:03:54 > 0:03:59because this man is going to hit Milla with the massive hammer.

0:03:59 > 0:04:05However, it's not all bad, because at least he hit her into a nice, soft bouncy wall.

0:04:06 > 0:04:08See? Every hammer has a silver lining.

0:04:12 > 0:04:15Now this girl's in pursuit.

0:04:15 > 0:04:18She slides underneath, shooting him as she goes.

0:04:18 > 0:04:20But wait.

0:04:20 > 0:04:23Look, that hammer's going to land on her!

0:04:23 > 0:04:27Phew. Saved by a continuity error.

0:04:27 > 0:04:30MC Hammer snuffs it and she's not even there.

0:04:35 > 0:04:39Adrenalin-pumping Fast Five now, and when robbing a bank,

0:04:39 > 0:04:42attention to detail really counts.

0:04:42 > 0:04:45Here the safe's unlocked with a right-hand print.

0:04:51 > 0:04:53Young Mia then goes to extreme measures,

0:04:53 > 0:04:55grabbing his print on her bikini.

0:04:57 > 0:05:00But it's the left hand.

0:05:00 > 0:05:04That shouldn't work, then. Caught you red-handed AND red-faced!

0:05:04 > 0:05:09So did he just slap that BLEEP or did he grab and hold onto it?

0:05:11 > 0:05:14The only thing that keeps me on the edge of my seat more than

0:05:14 > 0:05:18watching a good thriller is a really, really small seat.

0:05:18 > 0:05:20I love a good thriller - it's my favourite genre of film.

0:05:20 > 0:05:23It's also a Michael Jackson album title.

0:05:23 > 0:05:28I also like films that are bad, dangerous or simply off the wall!

0:05:28 > 0:05:30HE LAUGHS

0:05:33 > 0:05:37Now the fraught and claustrophobic Buried.

0:05:37 > 0:05:42Here, Ryan Reynolds unties his hands and removes the gag around his neck.

0:05:42 > 0:05:45But then out of nowhere...

0:05:48 > 0:05:51..the gag's back around his neck!

0:05:51 > 0:05:54For a film full of gags, it's just not funny.

0:05:58 > 0:06:01Now Ryan grabs a pen and writes with his left hand.

0:06:03 > 0:06:06But when the shot changes, it's suddenly his right.

0:06:06 > 0:06:10So as well as being a big Hollywood star, he's also ambidextrous!

0:06:11 > 0:06:13Talk about buried talent!

0:06:17 > 0:06:20It's the gripping and gritty film The Town.

0:06:20 > 0:06:24The thing about towns nowadays is that businesses can change

0:06:24 > 0:06:27so quickly, can't they?

0:06:27 > 0:06:30Look at the bar across the road from this flower shop.

0:06:32 > 0:06:35- It's called Fitzgerald's, right? - I'm in.

0:06:35 > 0:06:36I have this.

0:06:36 > 0:06:41Well, not any more, because we see the bar is now called The Junction.

0:06:41 > 0:06:44Sounds like a naff gastropub to me.

0:06:46 > 0:06:51Matthew McConaughey in the solidly crafted Lincoln Lawyer.

0:06:51 > 0:06:53- Get the hell out of my house. - Take that, M Dog!

0:06:53 > 0:06:55I told you my son didn't kill...

0:06:55 > 0:06:57Lucky it was his left arm so he can shoot right back at her.

0:07:05 > 0:07:09Oh, hang on, that's his right arm in the sling.

0:07:09 > 0:07:12Sue the doctors for malpractice, Matthew,

0:07:12 > 0:07:15and then get a better lawyer than yourself to represent you.

0:07:15 > 0:07:17I thought I told you to be careful.

0:07:21 > 0:07:24Onto the intriguing Adjustment Bureau

0:07:24 > 0:07:27and Matt Damon has a phone in his coffee.

0:07:27 > 0:07:28Personally I prefer milk and sugar.

0:07:28 > 0:07:31- 'You won't believe who I just ran into?'- Who?- 'The girl from...'

0:07:31 > 0:07:35But what's this? Moments later, he's talking on a different phone.

0:07:35 > 0:07:37The one you kissed?

0:07:37 > 0:07:39- However, keep watching as during the same conversation...- Whatever, dude.

0:07:39 > 0:07:44- It won't work again. - ..he's back on the BlackBerry.

0:07:44 > 0:07:45And you didn't write it?

0:07:48 > 0:07:53Now Matt's looking at an article so good they've printed it twice.

0:07:53 > 0:07:58See, it's the same chunk of text here and here.

0:07:58 > 0:08:01How lazy to just repeat the same thing over again.

0:08:01 > 0:08:04How lazy to just repeat the same thing over again.

0:08:06 > 0:08:10It's torturous suspense flick The Resident.

0:08:10 > 0:08:13And weirdo Max has snuck into Juliet's bedroom to get some

0:08:13 > 0:08:15kind of creepy thrill from not quite touching her.

0:08:17 > 0:08:22However, the really odd bit is Juliet lying on her side...

0:08:22 > 0:08:24then instantly she's on her back.

0:08:24 > 0:08:26You've been out-weirded, Max!

0:08:26 > 0:08:29Go back home and count your toenail clippings collection.

0:08:31 > 0:08:32ALARM BEEPS

0:08:32 > 0:08:37Oh, no! It's 8:27am and Juliet's overslept.

0:08:38 > 0:08:43Hurry up, Juliet, get your trousers on. It's awful when you oversleep.

0:08:43 > 0:08:45You just can't get your brain into gear.

0:08:48 > 0:08:51And Juliet's not got her brain into gear as she's making a call

0:08:51 > 0:08:53when her phone is clearly still locked.

0:08:54 > 0:08:56I seriously overslept.

0:09:00 > 0:09:03Now, an abysmal film,

0:09:03 > 0:09:07The Roommate, where the roommates in question take a photo of themselves.

0:09:07 > 0:09:09That shot will look great on the shared house wall.

0:09:09 > 0:09:13Shame they get a different picture from the wrong angle then.

0:09:13 > 0:09:16And if they can't agree on that, it'll be murder

0:09:16 > 0:09:18when they do the cleaning rota.

0:09:22 > 0:09:25It's the contrived mystery movie Unknown.

0:09:25 > 0:09:29And here's a quick science lesson - what happens when you use something

0:09:29 > 0:09:32that gives out an electric shock on something that's soaking wet?

0:09:36 > 0:09:38A nasty electric shock for everyone concerned.

0:09:38 > 0:09:43However, concern is not something these ambulance men seem to have.

0:09:46 > 0:09:52In Unknown, Diane Kruger gets knocked unconscious with chloroform.

0:09:52 > 0:09:56But when one of her eyes is opened to check she's out, the other one opens as well.

0:09:56 > 0:09:59Blink and you'd miss it.

0:09:59 > 0:10:01Wink and you'd be better for the part than Diane.

0:10:04 > 0:10:09Comedy now. People have a lot of theories about comedy.

0:10:09 > 0:10:11They say tragedy plus time equals comedy.

0:10:11 > 0:10:14But Bambi came out years ago and every time I watch it,

0:10:14 > 0:10:18I bawl my eyes out. But then my mother was a "dear".

0:10:18 > 0:10:22They also say it takes more muscles to frown than it does to smile.

0:10:22 > 0:10:26No wonder I felt so exhausted watching Cheaper By The Dozen 2.

0:10:26 > 0:10:30But most importantly, they say the secret of comedy is timing.

0:10:33 > 0:10:36Knowing the exact moment to say something hilarious.

0:10:38 > 0:10:43Actually, thinking about it, timing isn't quite as important as having something funny to say.

0:10:43 > 0:10:45Sorry.

0:10:47 > 0:10:49Junior Suite...

0:10:49 > 0:10:54It's quirky and unusual Cedar Rapids where Tim is staying in 112.

0:10:54 > 0:10:57It's strange then that when Dean arrives, he says...

0:10:57 > 0:11:01Double stock my minibar, please, 1019. Thank you.

0:11:01 > 0:11:06Because, look, he's also staying in 112 with Tim and also Ronald.

0:11:06 > 0:11:09Someone in 1019 is going to get a nice surprise.

0:11:13 > 0:11:17Now notice all the climbers on the wall with Tim are securely

0:11:17 > 0:11:22tied on with ropes and harnesses to avoid falling off.

0:11:22 > 0:11:24Or suddenly inexplicably vanishing.

0:11:28 > 0:11:31Low brow and proud of it, it's Hall Pass

0:11:31 > 0:11:35and I do wish that that guy would stop flashing his chest about.

0:11:35 > 0:11:38His shirt agrees and has taken it upon itself to button up.

0:11:40 > 0:11:42It's one of those self-fastening shirts.

0:11:42 > 0:11:46The trouble with those is that they've got a habit of...

0:11:46 > 0:11:49- Yeah, it's unbuttoned again. - I gotta get going.

0:11:49 > 0:11:51We have a team meeting in 20 minutes.

0:11:51 > 0:11:54Best do it up yourself, yeah, fella.

0:11:56 > 0:12:01Sam Jackson and The Rock are wearing no ordinary medals

0:12:01 > 0:12:04in this frantic comedy, The Other Guys, they're mood medals.

0:12:04 > 0:12:07And we'd do it again and again.

0:12:07 > 0:12:09They disappear when they get angry.

0:12:09 > 0:12:12If we want to hear you talk, I will shove my arm up your BLEEP

0:12:12 > 0:12:15and work your mouth like a puppet! You hear me?! You hear me?

0:12:15 > 0:12:18And reappear when they're happy again. See?

0:12:18 > 0:12:22Either that or someone's been "medalling" - thanks - with the props.

0:12:25 > 0:12:30A police officer must always know where his gun is.

0:12:30 > 0:12:33However, Will Ferrell has forgotten this golden rule -

0:12:33 > 0:12:35he's rolling around on top of it.

0:12:36 > 0:12:40Only for it to return to his holster moments later.

0:12:45 > 0:12:50Here, Will Ferrell is in a violent rage with Alan Partridge.

0:12:50 > 0:12:52They say you can't reproduce truly great art,

0:12:52 > 0:12:55but when Will takes this mediocre squiggle off the wall,

0:12:55 > 0:12:59an exact reproduction immediately takes its place.

0:13:02 > 0:13:05The very raw comedy Horrible Bosses.

0:13:06 > 0:13:10Jamie Foxx is given a suitcase full of money.

0:13:10 > 0:13:11Well, a bit of money.

0:13:11 > 0:13:15Anyway, he'd best latch the suitcase all the same. Good man.

0:13:17 > 0:13:19But spool forward a bit...

0:13:19 > 0:13:21and the latches are undone again.

0:13:21 > 0:13:25With all that cash, you'd think he'd be able to buy a better suitcase.

0:13:27 > 0:13:31One of my favourites, Big Momma 3, with an angry woman

0:13:31 > 0:13:35covered in white foam making a mess of the door.

0:13:36 > 0:13:40- Never mind. Here's Big Momma's peerless acting skills.- Me?!

0:13:40 > 0:13:44- Well, thank you, sure. - But who's cleaned up that door?

0:13:44 > 0:13:49What a shame. This silly blunder ruins an otherwise perfect film(!)

0:13:51 > 0:13:54Films about true life next.

0:13:54 > 0:13:59Films like 127 Hours, a true story of a man stuck in a canyon for days.

0:13:59 > 0:14:03I got stuck on the M25 for what felt like 127 hours once.

0:14:03 > 0:14:06I didn't chop off my own arm, did I? No, I did not!

0:14:06 > 0:14:09I did, however, wee in a Coke bottle,

0:14:09 > 0:14:12eat a family bag of Wotsits and openly cry,

0:14:12 > 0:14:15but apparently, that story's not Hollywood material!

0:14:15 > 0:14:17Tch!

0:14:19 > 0:14:24It's super nerd Mark Zuckerberg, although he can't be that nerdy.

0:14:24 > 0:14:26He's mates with Justin Timberlake.

0:14:26 > 0:14:28Oh, good catch, Justin.

0:14:29 > 0:14:30Sharon?

0:14:30 > 0:14:31SMASH!

0:14:31 > 0:14:34- Oh, no!- I'm so sorry!- Mark!

0:14:34 > 0:14:37- Girls can't catch! - Here you go.- No, wait!

0:14:38 > 0:14:41Luckily, it was one of those completely empty beer bottles

0:14:41 > 0:14:44kept for situations like this.

0:14:45 > 0:14:48- I'm so sorry. - Look, no stain on the wall.

0:14:48 > 0:14:50Or maybe Zuckerberg's so rich,

0:14:50 > 0:14:53he can afford beer that tidies up after itself.

0:14:56 > 0:15:00Here's sweaty Christian Bale in the honest and hard-edged The Fighter.

0:15:02 > 0:15:04Look at his T-shirt. Drenched!

0:15:07 > 0:15:11But after a long walk in the sun, the sweat seems to have disappeared.

0:15:13 > 0:15:15What's his antiperspirant?

0:15:18 > 0:15:21Not one with 24-hour protection, as he's drenched again.

0:15:24 > 0:15:28Look at Mark Wahlberg's fit bod as Micky Ward in The Fighter.

0:15:28 > 0:15:30Not a tattoo in sight.

0:15:30 > 0:15:34But cut to him in bed and what's this?

0:15:34 > 0:15:39It's Mark's tat of Bob Marley, which Micky never had in real life.

0:15:39 > 0:15:43Eddy Grant on the inner thigh, though? That's a possibility.

0:15:45 > 0:15:48A young John Lennon with his nasal singing voice

0:15:48 > 0:15:51in the unsentimental Nose-where Boy.

0:15:51 > 0:15:55- Sorry, Nowhere Boy. - # You're my little girl! #

0:15:55 > 0:15:58But when he stops singing, we see the tape is at the start of the reel

0:15:58 > 0:16:01and the song couldn't have been recorded.

0:16:02 > 0:16:05Which is lucky, as it sounded horrific.

0:16:07 > 0:16:09We had great success...

0:16:09 > 0:16:13A scene from the so-called documentary I'm Still Here

0:16:13 > 0:16:17and look at the glasses hanging off the shirt of Joaquin Phoenix

0:16:17 > 0:16:19or whatever he's called.

0:16:19 > 0:16:23- Look, they've vanished. - I have a little studio, d'you know?

0:16:23 > 0:16:26Puffy Combs, or whatever he's called, doesn't notice.

0:16:26 > 0:16:29I'm excited to hear this stuff. I want to hear if you...

0:16:29 > 0:16:34And now they're back. Mo sunglasses, mo problems.

0:16:36 > 0:16:38More than seven square miles...

0:16:38 > 0:16:41Harsh realities from Made In Dagenham now,

0:16:41 > 0:16:44a British film harping back to the glorious era

0:16:44 > 0:16:49where 55,000 men worked in a car factory with only 187 women.

0:16:49 > 0:16:52That's because the men knew they were talking about back then.

0:16:52 > 0:16:55- Are you threatening me? - Let's listen.

0:16:55 > 0:16:58I'm trying to stop 40,000 people from losing their jobs, Mrs Castle.

0:16:58 > 0:17:02That's how many people work as Ford employees in this country, not to mention...

0:17:02 > 0:17:07I thought it was 55,000, you berk? Let the women take over, I say.

0:17:10 > 0:17:12It's raining in Dagenham.

0:17:12 > 0:17:15Look at that poor old guy outside with his brolly.

0:17:15 > 0:17:17He can't wait to get inside in the dry.

0:17:17 > 0:17:20I'm lucky you weren't getting the lads to hold out for a full house.

0:17:20 > 0:17:22Get yourself home, man!

0:17:22 > 0:17:24All over the country...

0:17:24 > 0:17:27Later on and now he must be somewhere nice and warm.

0:17:27 > 0:17:31Oh, no, no. There he is again. Maybe he likes the rain.

0:17:31 > 0:17:34You'll always be fighting over the scraps on the top table...

0:17:34 > 0:17:36And again.

0:17:36 > 0:17:37Get equal pay, yeah.

0:17:39 > 0:17:41And again.

0:17:41 > 0:17:44He just can't get enough of it. Get inside, man, you'll catch your death!

0:17:44 > 0:17:48What I don't get is why it's so important to you.

0:17:51 > 0:17:55Compelling drama from Conviction and Kenny's been freed from jail,

0:17:55 > 0:17:59but maybe he should be banged straight up again for crimes against continuity.

0:17:59 > 0:18:03- His offences are many. No hat, your honour.- Will you thank your sister?

0:18:03 > 0:18:05And now, a hat.

0:18:07 > 0:18:11- Holding his scarf, your honour. - Is this for us?- Yes, it's for you.

0:18:11 > 0:18:16And now suddenly wearing it again. The prosecution rests.

0:18:18 > 0:18:21That's all for tonight. See you next time.

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