Episode 3

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0:00:04 > 0:00:06I always thought that box office number ones

0:00:06 > 0:00:10were what the staff at the multiplex did when they had too many fizzy drinks.

0:00:10 > 0:00:14But it turns out I was just wrong about that.

0:00:14 > 0:00:17Anyway, the mistakes you're about to see are all from movies

0:00:17 > 0:00:18which raked in the most money

0:00:18 > 0:00:21and were Top Of The Pops in the week of their release.

0:00:21 > 0:00:27Rumours that Fast Five only got there through charging £250 a ticket are unsubstantiated.

0:00:30 > 0:00:35It's the mawkish Due Date, and Robert Downey Jr's looking cool.

0:00:35 > 0:00:38Peter... OK, listen.

0:00:38 > 0:00:41He's even got those light-sensitive sunglasses.

0:00:41 > 0:00:45Though this scene must have been filmed on a very changeable day,

0:00:45 > 0:00:47as his glasses go from very dark to...

0:00:47 > 0:00:50- I just didn't want to go... - ..completely gone.

0:00:50 > 0:00:54Proof that the director also needed specs.

0:00:56 > 0:00:59We say a "deathly HELLO" to Harry Potter and chums

0:00:59 > 0:01:04in this lively scene where they're transported from a fiery tent...

0:01:04 > 0:01:07to the safety of... oncoming traffic.

0:01:07 > 0:01:09But look again.

0:01:09 > 0:01:14Harry's is on Hermione's left, and Ron on her right.

0:01:15 > 0:01:18But when they reappear, it's the other way round.

0:01:20 > 0:01:24In this gory scene from the disappointing Little Fockers,

0:01:24 > 0:01:28Ben Stiller slices straight through his finger,

0:01:28 > 0:01:31making Bobby De Niro Bloody De Niro.

0:01:31 > 0:01:32THEY ALL SCREAM

0:01:34 > 0:01:37But there's blood on the right side of his face,

0:01:37 > 0:01:39when earlier it was all over his left.

0:01:40 > 0:01:44That's not just blood on your face, Bobby. There's egg on it too.

0:01:46 > 0:01:48A clever scene from Transformers

0:01:48 > 0:01:51with real footage of President Nixon on the TV.

0:01:51 > 0:01:55And they've carefully recreated the set to match it.

0:01:55 > 0:01:59However, was it too much of a push to get a lamp?

0:01:59 > 0:02:01It's here but not here.

0:02:01 > 0:02:05No, that would've been a giant leap too far.

0:02:07 > 0:02:09Fast paced sci-fi thrills in Limitless,

0:02:09 > 0:02:12and for a man with no limits,

0:02:12 > 0:02:15Bradley Cooper really struggles with the little things.

0:02:15 > 0:02:18Like sitting down on a chair properly.

0:02:20 > 0:02:24Oh, come on, don't cry. Look, the chair's back up again!

0:02:24 > 0:02:26You can have another go!

0:02:30 > 0:02:32My mother always used to say,

0:02:32 > 0:02:35"Never fly-kick a man with a massive hammer in the face."

0:02:35 > 0:02:38Sadly, Milla's mum didn't, which is bad news,

0:02:38 > 0:02:43because this man is going to hit Milla with the massive hammer.

0:02:43 > 0:02:45However, it's not all bad,

0:02:45 > 0:02:49because at least he hit her into a nice, soft bouncy wall.

0:02:50 > 0:02:53See? Every hammer has a silver lining.

0:02:56 > 0:02:59Now, this girl's in pursuit.

0:02:59 > 0:03:02She slides underneath, shooting him as she goes.

0:03:02 > 0:03:04But wait.

0:03:04 > 0:03:07Look, that hammer's going to land on her!

0:03:07 > 0:03:11Phew. Saved by a continuity error.

0:03:11 > 0:03:14MC Hammer snuffs it, and she's not even there.

0:03:20 > 0:03:23Adrenalin-pumping Fast Five now, and when robbing a bank,

0:03:23 > 0:03:26attention to detail really counts.

0:03:26 > 0:03:29Here the safe's unlocked with a right-hand print.

0:03:35 > 0:03:38Young Mia then goes to extreme measures,

0:03:38 > 0:03:39grabbing his print on her bikini.

0:03:42 > 0:03:44But it's the left hand.

0:03:44 > 0:03:48That shouldn't work, then. Caught you red-handed AND red-faced!

0:03:48 > 0:03:53- So did he just slap that- BLEEP - or did he grab and hold on to it?