0:00:03 > 0:00:05Awards - what are they good for?
0:00:05 > 0:00:09Plumping up the already inflated egos of pampered performers.
0:00:09 > 0:00:12Rewarding someone for doing a job they've already been paid
0:00:12 > 0:00:14far too much money to do in the first place.
0:00:14 > 0:00:18As if all performers have a pathetic obsession with recognition.
0:00:18 > 0:00:21Awards are a complete sham, a massive waste of time
0:00:21 > 0:00:24and, as I stated very loudly at this year's Annual Clip Show Awards,
0:00:24 > 0:00:28I'm not interested in stupid awards and, yes, we have been passed over
0:00:28 > 0:00:31yet again and, yes, I may have been removed by security
0:00:31 > 0:00:33for causing a scene, but there is no way that
0:00:33 > 0:00:36Animal Foul Ups deserved to win again.
0:00:36 > 0:00:40Speaking of awards, here are some Oscar-nominated clips.
0:00:42 > 0:00:44..I offer you the satisfaction...
0:00:44 > 0:00:47Inception - where strange things happen almost without explanation.
0:00:47 > 0:00:50That's not the way I deal with things.
0:00:50 > 0:00:54Maybe that's how you justify the rain on the window behind Saito.
0:00:54 > 0:00:57But there's no rain on DiCaprio.
0:00:57 > 0:01:00And the continuity editor is thrown off the building
0:01:00 > 0:01:02for one too many errors.
0:01:02 > 0:01:05- What will you do with him?- Nothing.
0:01:05 > 0:01:07You'd have thought working on Inception would be a dream job.
0:01:10 > 0:01:15Now a maths lesson from revealing biopic The Social Network.
0:01:15 > 0:01:18Facebook's run by some of the greatest business minds in the world.
0:01:18 > 0:01:21So, these numbers will be meticulously crunched.
0:01:21 > 0:01:25Let's listen to how their business is divided up.
0:01:25 > 0:01:28That represents a 34.4% ownership share.
0:01:28 > 0:01:32So, Eduardo owns 34.4%.
0:01:32 > 0:01:37- You should know that Mark has already taken his percentage from 60 down to 51.- Oh.
0:01:37 > 0:01:39Zuckerberg owns 51%.
0:01:39 > 0:01:41Who else is in?
0:01:41 > 0:01:43Dustin Moskovitz owns 6.81%,
0:01:43 > 0:01:48Sean Parker 6.47% and Peter Thiel 7%.
0:01:48 > 0:01:51Total - 105%!
0:01:51 > 0:01:54Would you like to use my pen?
0:01:54 > 0:01:57Would you like to use my calculator?
0:02:01 > 0:02:04Ooh, the brutal and uncompromising Black Swan now
0:02:04 > 0:02:07and check out Natalie Portman's scarf.
0:02:07 > 0:02:09Did she kill a white swan to make it?
0:02:09 > 0:02:12Anyway, she's about to step through a magical door.
0:02:12 > 0:02:14Why is it a magical door?
0:02:14 > 0:02:19Because as she steps through it, her scarf's no longer round her neck.
0:02:20 > 0:02:23- It's like a very low rent Mr Benn.- Mom?
0:02:27 > 0:02:31The Fighter is so full of clangers, it makes me want to hurt someone.
0:02:31 > 0:02:35Not Marky Mark obviously, he's a bit tough.
0:02:35 > 0:02:39And not Bale, the lunatic!
0:02:39 > 0:02:43But Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots would help vent my frustrations.
0:02:43 > 0:02:47It's good, Dick. I'm just trying to figure out what's best for me.
0:02:48 > 0:02:52Where have they gone? I wasn't going to break them.
0:02:52 > 0:02:57I'm sorry, I don't know who you are or why you're talking.
0:02:57 > 0:03:00Oh, back now. Well, if you're going to be like that, I don't want them.
0:03:00 > 0:03:03We're together. Do we need to do this again? Hi, I'm Charlene.
0:03:05 > 0:03:08In the emotional King's Speech,
0:03:08 > 0:03:11the Monarch struggles with a speech impediment.
0:03:11 > 0:03:16However, his missus, Queen Bonham Carter, has her own struggles.
0:03:16 > 0:03:18Her veil keeps moving on its own accord.
0:03:18 > 0:03:20First it's down.
0:03:20 > 0:03:22Indentured servitude?
0:03:22 > 0:03:25Then it's up.
0:03:25 > 0:03:28Well, we need to have your hubby pop by.
0:03:28 > 0:03:30Tuesday would be good.
0:03:30 > 0:03:31Then it's down.
0:03:31 > 0:03:35They should make a film of that - The Queen's Manic Depressive Veil.
0:03:37 > 0:03:40Subtitles by Red Bee Media