Episode 6

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0:00:26 > 0:00:28For a shoot to be successful,

0:00:28 > 0:00:32including those behind the camera, have to be at the top of their game.

0:00:32 > 0:00:36and must never lose concentration.

0:00:36 > 0:00:38if the focus puller loses focus

0:00:38 > 0:00:42then there will be a loss of focus because the focus puller lost focus.

0:00:42 > 0:00:45That's not a great example,

0:00:45 > 0:00:49Everyone has an important job to do,

0:00:52 > 0:00:57Argh! What the hell?! I asked for a soy latte with an extra shot!

0:01:02 > 0:01:05Here are some absolute clangers that happened purely because

0:01:07 > 0:01:11Standing there crying isn't going to bring me the right coffee, is it?

0:01:17 > 0:01:18Relentless action in The Tourist,

0:01:18 > 0:01:22imaginatively orders a croissant.

0:01:29 > 0:01:33But, zut alors! She's actually

0:01:35 > 0:01:38She's set fire to her menu!

0:01:42 > 0:01:45and a handcuffed Johnny Depp is determined to earn his title

0:01:49 > 0:01:51Look, he's going water skiing.

0:02:01 > 0:02:06as if he's not handcuffed at all.

0:02:46 > 0:02:49Agent Denise, Clifton Ward.

0:02:57 > 0:02:59But sadly, as this is The Dilemma,

0:02:59 > 0:03:03we have to watch Vince Vaughan

0:03:11 > 0:03:14But look closely and you see that the Chicago Blackhawks

0:03:14 > 0:03:17are in different kit to the live game they were just playing.

0:03:28 > 0:03:31have arranged an intervention.

0:03:35 > 0:03:38They think he has a drink problem.

0:03:38 > 0:03:41Your family and friends are here because they love you, Ronald,

0:03:41 > 0:03:44and they can't stand to see you

0:03:44 > 0:03:48Look! Next time we see his hands,

0:03:53 > 0:03:55I wanted to say really quick that...

0:03:55 > 0:03:57Sure-fire comedy hit Bridesmaids,

0:03:57 > 0:04:00and Annie's tipsy and making a toast. That's never good.

0:04:00 > 0:04:03and speak into the champagne flute

0:04:08 > 0:04:12Oh, it seems Annie was having the same thought. They've swapped over.

0:04:14 > 0:04:18All right, let's see what's next.

0:04:20 > 0:04:26Take a look at Megan's right hand.

0:04:26 > 0:04:28She should never have to work again.

0:04:47 > 0:04:50In the exhausting action-packed

0:04:52 > 0:04:57archaeologist Dr Indiana Jones is approached by army intelligence.

0:04:57 > 0:05:02They tell him that Hitler's obsession with the occult has led him to seek the Ark of the Covenant,

0:05:02 > 0:05:05containing the wrath of God.

0:05:05 > 0:05:10In our version, Indy says, "Listen,

0:05:10 > 0:05:14"I've been chased by a massive ball.

0:05:14 > 0:05:16the garden's been neglected

0:05:16 > 0:05:19"and this hat needs dry-cleaning. I might give this one a miss."

0:05:19 > 0:05:22"But the Ark of the Covenant,

0:05:23 > 0:05:26"It won't make much difference

0:05:26 > 0:05:29So while Indy stays at home

0:05:29 > 0:05:31the Nazis get the Ark undisturbed,

0:05:31 > 0:05:34all the way back to Berlin,

0:05:34 > 0:05:38where a triumphant Fuhrer pops the lid in front of his evil acolytes.

0:05:38 > 0:05:44"Oh, goody!" And it melts his stupid

0:05:50 > 0:05:53is historically out of place.

0:05:53 > 0:05:55Like a computer in Robin Hood

0:05:55 > 0:05:57in The Importance Of Being Earnest,

0:05:57 > 0:06:02or those trainers on a cameraman who lives in the year 2011!

0:06:02 > 0:06:04Don't look like that, Paul.

0:06:04 > 0:06:07Come on! Don't be like that.

0:06:07 > 0:06:09Think of the good times we've had.

0:06:11 > 0:06:15Look at this block of flats in the powerful true-life flick

0:06:17 > 0:06:21so far ahead of their time,

0:06:23 > 0:06:27and can watch reruns of programmes that haven't yet been made.

0:06:30 > 0:06:33Here's a Ronnie Barker lookalike, denying that his factory workers

0:06:33 > 0:06:36are members of a troublesome

0:06:36 > 0:06:38'Do you know what we're dealing with?

0:06:38 > 0:06:42Workers Revolutionary Party,

0:06:42 > 0:06:44'Revolutionary Communist BLEEP Party.

0:06:44 > 0:06:48'Who's she with?' We don't actually think she's with anyone, sir.

0:06:48 > 0:06:54We actually don't even think

0:07:13 > 0:07:18A shame that this film's set in 1969. Not so hip, Daddy-o.

0:07:26 > 0:07:28for some squabbling ladies.

0:07:28 > 0:07:32But ignore them and look at the 2011 vehicle inspection sticker

0:07:32 > 0:07:35in his buddy's car windscreen.

0:07:44 > 0:07:48young Andy plays a drum kit

0:07:55 > 0:07:57Well, no, it certainly wasn't.

0:08:04 > 0:08:08rummaging about in a lady's drawers.

0:08:08 > 0:08:12What are you doing with it?

0:08:13 > 0:08:16Apparently looking for a gun permit.

0:08:16 > 0:08:19Something that's not needed

0:08:22 > 0:08:26Hmm, a likely story. I think he just wants to fondle her pants.

0:08:33 > 0:08:38Now Casey's giving us his life

0:08:40 > 0:08:45But look, here's a modern USPS truck