Episode 7

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0:00:26 > 0:00:30More films are made about cars than any other mode of transport.

0:00:30 > 0:00:32I used to love cars so much that I'd ever only watch

0:00:32 > 0:00:35the final third of Planes, Trains And Automobiles.

0:00:35 > 0:00:38But these days, I'm much more environmentally minded

0:00:38 > 0:00:40and I think Hollywood should follow suit.

0:00:40 > 0:00:42In The Italian Job, instead of Mini Coopers,

0:00:42 > 0:00:44they should have foldaway bikes.

0:00:44 > 0:00:47And I want to see The Fast And The Furious on Segways.

0:00:47 > 0:00:50That said, would Ryan Gosling have looked as cool if,

0:00:50 > 0:00:53instead of Drive, the film had been called Walk?

0:00:57 > 0:01:02Insightful teen fun in Easy A, and Todd is driving Olive home.

0:01:02 > 0:01:05But when we catch a glimpse of the speedometer,

0:01:05 > 0:01:09we see that they're travelling at 0mph.

0:01:09 > 0:01:11Something must be wrong with your car, mate.

0:01:11 > 0:01:15Easy A? Better call the Easy AA, hmm?! Huh?!

0:01:17 > 0:01:21In the straightforward Just Go With It, Jennifer Aniston

0:01:21 > 0:01:24perfectly parks, silencing any chauvinists.

0:01:24 > 0:01:26D'oh. Wait a minute.

0:01:26 > 0:01:27What is that?

0:01:27 > 0:01:30Turns out she's gone all over the lines. Birds, eh?

0:01:30 > 0:01:32What?

0:01:34 > 0:01:36The slow but thoughtful Rabbit Hole now,

0:01:36 > 0:01:39and Nicole's not wearing a seat belt.

0:01:39 > 0:01:41- I don't want to move. - I don't want another baby.

0:01:41 > 0:01:44CAR HORN BLARES

0:01:44 > 0:01:48Luckily, a seat belt appeared just in the nick of time.

0:01:48 > 0:01:50A clunk-click clunker.

0:01:50 > 0:01:53- What're you doing? - I just had to check the cake.

0:01:56 > 0:01:59Matthew McConaughey's such a successful lawyer

0:01:59 > 0:02:01in the thrilling drama The Lincoln Lawyer,

0:02:01 > 0:02:07that he's got a number plate that says NT GUILTY on it. Classy!

0:02:07 > 0:02:11But in California, a licence plate can only have seven letters on it.

0:02:11 > 0:02:13And NT GUILTY has eight.

0:02:13 > 0:02:18Which makes it an illegal number plate, and very guilty indeed.

0:02:18 > 0:02:19Oh, the irony!

0:02:21 > 0:02:25He also has a chauffeur, which seems a bit poncey.

0:02:25 > 0:02:28Surely he could drive himself?

0:02:28 > 0:02:30Actually, the car can drive itself.

0:02:33 > 0:02:36Yep, it was moving before he'd even started it.

0:02:40 > 0:02:43Maybe his car is a distant cousin of Herbie.

0:02:45 > 0:02:51When I heard that the downbeat drama Winter's Bone was a bit backward,

0:02:51 > 0:02:54I thought that meant it was full of uneducated hillbilly types.

0:02:54 > 0:02:57But no, it actually means it's backward,

0:02:57 > 0:03:00as the reverse shot of this pick-up proves.

0:03:00 > 0:03:03Warning - this vehicle is literally reversing.

0:03:03 > 0:03:06Make sure your daddy knows the gravity of this deal.

0:03:09 > 0:03:12In the unflinching crime movie The Town,

0:03:12 > 0:03:15the bank robbers are forced to drive around the block

0:03:15 > 0:03:17as they wait for their plan to fall into place.

0:03:21 > 0:03:24But the second time they drive up the same road,

0:03:24 > 0:03:27all of the parked cars are different.

0:03:27 > 0:03:29How long did it take them to drive around the block?

0:03:29 > 0:03:32Mind you, you know how bad traffic can get in Town.

0:03:34 > 0:03:38And now another film's storyline flaws are reviewed and exposed

0:03:38 > 0:03:40in Great Plot Hole Mistakes.

0:03:40 > 0:03:44M Night Shyamalamadingdong's outlandish and far-fetched

0:03:44 > 0:03:462002 film Signs stars Mel Gibson

0:03:46 > 0:03:51as a man who finds crop circles in his field which, it turns out,

0:03:51 > 0:03:52is the work of ali-ons.

0:03:52 > 0:03:56They've chosen to invade Earth for reasons that are mainly explained in crop circles,

0:03:56 > 0:03:58which we can't understand.

0:03:58 > 0:04:02Fortunately, the one substance able to destroy the ali-ons is water,

0:04:02 > 0:04:05so they're fairly easily defeated. The End.

0:04:05 > 0:04:09So what made the water-fearing ali-ons choose planet Earth, you might wonder?

0:04:09 > 0:04:13- Just a minute, Lionel, did you say planet Earth?- That's right.

0:04:13 > 0:04:18But 71% of the earth's surface is water, which is lethal to us ali-ons.

0:04:18 > 0:04:19Yes.

0:04:19 > 0:04:22What about Mars? That's nice and dry.

0:04:22 > 0:04:25There hasn't been water on Mars for ages.

0:04:25 > 0:04:28Yes, but where's the challenge in that? Come on.

0:04:28 > 0:04:31Are you an ali-on or a mouse?

0:04:31 > 0:04:32OK, OK.

0:04:32 > 0:04:35So, we go to one of the dry bits of Earth, like the Atacama desert?

0:04:35 > 0:04:38No, we go to nice verdant farming country

0:04:38 > 0:04:42and choose specifically the house of a family of water-filled humans

0:04:42 > 0:04:45whose daughter has a strange obsession with water.

0:04:45 > 0:04:48But we'll be wearing protective waterproof clothing, yes?

0:04:48 > 0:04:50No, I thought we'd go naked.

0:04:50 > 0:04:52Naked?! What if they spit at us?

0:04:52 > 0:04:56I don't know about you, but when I'm crowing over puny humans,

0:04:56 > 0:05:00I like to have my guys out, swinging in the breeze.

0:05:00 > 0:05:03I'm worried this might be the worst idea you've ever had, Lionel.

0:05:03 > 0:05:06No, that was instant mashed potato.

0:05:06 > 0:05:09THEY LAUGH

0:05:11 > 0:05:13Out of all last year's films,

0:05:13 > 0:05:15we think this next film had the moist mistakes.

0:05:15 > 0:05:17Did I say moist?

0:05:17 > 0:05:18Out of all of last year's films,

0:05:18 > 0:05:22we think this next mistake had the most mistakes...

0:05:22 > 0:05:26Out of all of last year's films, we think this nest film...

0:05:26 > 0:05:27Nest?

0:05:27 > 0:05:29Out of all the films,

0:05:29 > 0:05:34we think this next one had the most mistakes, of last year.

0:05:34 > 0:05:37Out of all of last year's mistakes, this was the most.

0:05:37 > 0:05:40Out of all of last year's films,

0:05:40 > 0:05:43we think this next film had the most mistakes YES!

0:05:43 > 0:05:44Sorry, without the yes.

0:05:46 > 0:05:49And the film we found the most mistakes in this year

0:05:49 > 0:05:52was the very underwhelming and disappointing

0:05:52 > 0:05:53The Green Hornet remake.

0:05:53 > 0:05:55Let's count them up!

0:05:55 > 0:05:56Good morning.

0:05:56 > 0:05:59Keep staring at the attractive lady lying in the bed,

0:05:59 > 0:06:02as one minute she's all covered up,

0:06:02 > 0:06:05then the duvet comes down and we see her bra!

0:06:05 > 0:06:07Then it goes up...

0:06:07 > 0:06:08and down

0:06:08 > 0:06:13and up and down for the rest of the scene.

0:06:13 > 0:06:15Of course, I watched this clip several times

0:06:15 > 0:06:17just to be sure of the mistake.

0:06:20 > 0:06:24Two mistakes for the price of one in this car chase.

0:06:24 > 0:06:28The offside headlight gets knocked out by The Hornet's car...

0:06:30 > 0:06:32Oh, no.

0:06:32 > 0:06:35..but as the car flips over, it's all fixed again!

0:06:37 > 0:06:40Then the car careers forwards,

0:06:40 > 0:06:42but slams through the window backwards.

0:06:42 > 0:06:46Proof indeed that two wrongs don't make a right...

0:06:46 > 0:06:48They make a right clanger.

0:06:48 > 0:06:50This is the greatest moment of my life.

0:06:52 > 0:06:53She's completely un-nailable.

0:06:53 > 0:06:55It's a terrible fact. I don't know what to do.

0:06:55 > 0:06:58In this clip, Kato drives very straight

0:06:58 > 0:07:02down a very straight road, but look how erratically he steers!

0:07:02 > 0:07:06This film's proving to have more gaffs than a dodgy council estate...

0:07:09 > 0:07:12And here's three more whoppers.

0:07:12 > 0:07:15Watch this weapon as it disappears quicker than director

0:07:15 > 0:07:17Michel Gondry's credibility.

0:07:18 > 0:07:20Ta-da!

0:07:26 > 0:07:30But now just watch Mr Beach Ball sat proudly on his chair.

0:07:30 > 0:07:33Ooh, now he's off...

0:07:33 > 0:07:37Maybe he's trying to escape from this movie, I wouldn't blame him.

0:07:37 > 0:07:39I mean, he may have a better offer.

0:07:39 > 0:07:42There's probably a volleyball tournament he could be starring in.

0:07:42 > 0:07:45That would be nice.

0:07:45 > 0:07:47Oh, no, he's back.

0:07:47 > 0:07:50Mr Beach Ball, I'd have a word with your agent.

0:07:50 > 0:07:52You're better than this.

0:07:52 > 0:07:53Get off my property!

0:07:57 > 0:08:00In this scene, look at the tree in the background.

0:08:00 > 0:08:03What are you doing up here? All the guys are waiting.

0:08:03 > 0:08:08Popeye walks far past it... and now he's right next to it.

0:08:08 > 0:08:10Maybe Mr Tree's after more screen time?

0:08:10 > 0:08:12We'll never know.

0:08:14 > 0:08:15Last one.

0:08:15 > 0:08:19The gas mask is clearly on Chudnofsky's forehead

0:08:19 > 0:08:21as he fights Kato.

0:08:21 > 0:08:23..or be it your blood, red will be the last colour...

0:08:29 > 0:08:32Then, suddenly, it's entirely on his face...

0:08:33 > 0:08:36I'd keep it on if I were you.

0:08:36 > 0:08:39With nine solid goofs, this film's a bit of a stinker.

0:08:41 > 0:08:43Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd