Episode 9

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0:00:27 > 0:00:31Hello, I'm Robert Webb, and welcome to another Great Movie Mistakes.

0:00:31 > 0:00:36In this show, we'll be reviewing the top movies released since the last Movie Mistakes

0:00:36 > 0:00:38and pointing out the continuity disasters in each.

0:00:38 > 0:00:42And by the way, to everyone who wrote in about The King's Speech,

0:00:42 > 0:00:45he doesn't keep fluffing his lines.

0:00:47 > 0:00:49Science fiction. So much more popular

0:00:49 > 0:00:52than its boring older brother, science fact.

0:00:52 > 0:00:56My favourite type of sci-fi used to be films set in dystopian futures,

0:00:56 > 0:01:00which portrayed a world dominated by technology, totalitarian governments

0:01:00 > 0:01:03and the collapse of society as we know it. But nowadays,

0:01:03 > 0:01:06I can get exactly the same thing just by watching the news.

0:01:08 > 0:01:10The baffling Inception now.

0:01:10 > 0:01:13I think this film's about the new sport extreme sleeping,

0:01:13 > 0:01:17where people have to sleep through anything.

0:01:17 > 0:01:21Here, they listen to boring music to drift away.

0:01:22 > 0:01:26Ah, yes, the falling off the bridge event - very tricky -

0:01:26 > 0:01:29especially if your headphones have come off.

0:01:29 > 0:01:31What's he going to do now?

0:01:31 > 0:01:34Without Coldplay's greatest hits playing, he'll surely wake up.

0:01:34 > 0:01:40Oh, phew, they're back on. And he's ready to be plunged into the river.

0:01:42 > 0:01:46In this clip, we see Cillian Murphy get shot once in the chest.

0:01:49 > 0:01:54But when they come to help him, there are two bullet wounds.

0:01:54 > 0:01:58Well, as the saying goes, shoot me once, shame on you.

0:01:58 > 0:02:01Shoot me twice, shame on the continuity guy.

0:02:03 > 0:02:08Next up, Battle: Los Angeles, a film that focuses too much on the action

0:02:08 > 0:02:10and not enough on the dialogue.

0:02:10 > 0:02:14Here, the soldiers prefer to bark rather than talk.

0:02:14 > 0:02:16- HE SLURS: Right, we're up. - What's that, Lassie?

0:02:18 > 0:02:23In this scene, the aliens are on the run and Aaron Eckhart

0:02:23 > 0:02:25is trying to choose which gun goes best with his outfit.

0:02:28 > 0:02:30Pistol? Yeah, pistol.

0:02:32 > 0:02:36Or machine gun? No, pistol, got to be pistol.

0:02:40 > 0:02:44Taut, exciting thrills from Source Code now.

0:02:44 > 0:02:47And this is Jake Can't-Pronounce-His-Last-Name

0:02:47 > 0:02:50swiping a wallet to check out a driver's licence.

0:02:52 > 0:02:55- You have the bomber's name? - Derek Frost.

0:02:55 > 0:02:57Yes, that's the only thing he has,

0:02:57 > 0:03:01because all the other details are completely different.

0:03:01 > 0:03:06Look - address, date of birth, height. All of it!

0:03:09 > 0:03:14Next up, the vile chiller Splice, and we see Adrian Brody doing...

0:03:14 > 0:03:17- BELT RATTLES - Well, yeah, never mind that.

0:03:17 > 0:03:21Watch Sarah Polley. Look, she's left the door open.

0:03:22 > 0:03:26But then she opens the already-open door.

0:03:26 > 0:03:28Nearly as strange as what Brody was up to.

0:03:32 > 0:03:35Take a look at the Splice girl's dress.

0:03:37 > 0:03:40Because, hanging upside down, you would imagine

0:03:40 > 0:03:43it would fall down around her shoulders.

0:03:46 > 0:03:49Sporty AND Scary Splice!

0:03:54 > 0:03:57Historical movies are a personal favourite of mine.

0:03:57 > 0:04:02I often picture myself cast in a lavish version of a classic Jane Austen movie -

0:04:02 > 0:04:04Mr Darcy in a drenched shirt, open to the waist,

0:04:04 > 0:04:07climbing out of the water, whilst watching, in anticipation,

0:04:07 > 0:04:11dressed in a gorgeous bodice, holding a parasol, there I am.

0:04:11 > 0:04:15"Oh, Mr Darcy!" That's how I'd do it.

0:04:18 > 0:04:23Oscar fodder with the classy remake of True Grit.

0:04:23 > 0:04:26And times sure were tough in 19th-century Texas.

0:04:26 > 0:04:29Unless, that is, you're the heroine Mattie Ross

0:04:29 > 0:04:32and you have the amazing ability to go from soaking wet...

0:04:40 > 0:04:42..to bone dry in ten seconds flat.

0:04:46 > 0:04:48Consumer issues now, and here,

0:04:48 > 0:04:50Jeff Bridges shows his disgust with the corn bread

0:04:50 > 0:04:52in his bargain bucket

0:04:52 > 0:04:55by spilling them out of the bag and shooting them.

0:04:55 > 0:04:58Luckily, it's Colonel Sanders' disappearing corn -

0:04:58 > 0:04:59it's nowhere to be seen.

0:05:03 > 0:05:05Well, he won't have to waste any more precious bullets.

0:05:09 > 0:05:13A ropey gaff now. See that chap hanging around in the branches?

0:05:13 > 0:05:18One minute he's top of the tree, next he's swinging a lot lower.

0:05:18 > 0:05:21How Jeff Bridges doesn't twig I'll never know.

0:05:25 > 0:05:28Frivolous grave robbing japery with Burke and Hare,

0:05:28 > 0:05:31and here's Simon Pegg chatting up her off of Home & Away.

0:05:31 > 0:05:36- When will I be able to see you again, Jenny?- At the Lyceum Theatre.

0:05:36 > 0:05:38- Really? When?- When we put...

0:05:38 > 0:05:42Maybe in 55 years' time, when the Lyceum Theatre is actually built.

0:05:42 > 0:05:45- Goodnight, William.- That's certainly one way to ditch a guy.

0:05:51 > 0:05:54Burke and Hare are chopping down a tree to stop a coach.

0:05:56 > 0:05:59And who's inside? Urgh!

0:05:59 > 0:06:03If I saw a coach with Michael Winner inside, I wouldn't want to stop it.

0:06:03 > 0:06:06But they've only made a tiny dent at chest height.

0:06:06 > 0:06:08Come on, put your back into it!

0:06:08 > 0:06:14However, this being the crazy world of true life drama, the entire tree comes tumbling down.

0:06:14 > 0:06:17Uh-oh. The winner takes a fall.

0:06:26 > 0:06:29- Hmm, that table looks a little bare. - Lovely.

0:06:30 > 0:06:34I know what's missing - she forgot the flowers.

0:06:34 > 0:06:35Oh, there they are.

0:06:35 > 0:06:36Thank you.

0:06:36 > 0:06:38Bit of an odd side dish, though.

0:06:43 > 0:06:45Here's BAFTA-winning actor Tom Wilkinson

0:06:45 > 0:06:49unveiling my nominees for the best actor in the movie Burke and Hare.

0:06:51 > 0:06:54But which corpse wins? None of them!

0:06:54 > 0:06:58The award goes to the incredible moving blanket.

0:06:58 > 0:07:01First the corpses are uncovered -

0:07:01 > 0:07:04quick round of applause -

0:07:04 > 0:07:06then one of them is covered up again.

0:07:07 > 0:07:10A bravura performance!

0:07:16 > 0:07:17Solving a crime, sir.

0:07:17 > 0:07:21The cream of British talent drops some home-grown blunders here.

0:07:21 > 0:07:24- What on earth are you talking about? - I'm talking about murder, sir.

0:07:24 > 0:07:27There's Ronnie Corbett - not a mistake, he actually is that small.

0:07:27 > 0:07:31I don't know what this absurd little man is trying to prove.

0:07:31 > 0:07:35- Stephen Merchant plays goldfish bowl holder 4.- I want him removed.

0:07:35 > 0:07:39- It is you, sir!- And now Tim Curry, co-starring with his teeth.

0:07:39 > 0:07:41And if there is one...

0:07:41 > 0:07:45But ignore them and watch his background. He steps forward.

0:07:47 > 0:07:51But look, the background remains the same,

0:07:51 > 0:07:54suggesting he didn't step forward at all.

0:07:54 > 0:07:56We shall all have to pay the price.

0:07:56 > 0:08:00And now Merchant's bowl has disappeared.

0:08:00 > 0:08:06And to think he was chief bowl holder at the RSC. What an insult!

0:08:09 > 0:08:13Rip-roaring Roman caper The Eagle now and this looks like

0:08:13 > 0:08:15such an arduous journey it would give anyone a shock.

0:08:17 > 0:08:21It certainly did to Jamie Bell's horse

0:08:21 > 0:08:25who overnight changes colour from brown to white with no explanation.

0:08:27 > 0:08:29The dark and brutal Killer Inside Me

0:08:29 > 0:08:34starring Casey Affleck as a deputy sheriff-cum-homicidal maniac.

0:08:34 > 0:08:36Ho-hum, you might think.

0:08:36 > 0:08:39But I feel anguish and I'm sorry.

0:08:39 > 0:08:43But look - all of a sudden, he's clutching a thick wooden plank!

0:08:43 > 0:08:47Superb uncredited cameo from his brother Ben.

0:08:49 > 0:08:52These days, the world of animation can produce miraculous characters

0:08:52 > 0:08:55that are out of this world. But don't just believe me.

0:08:55 > 0:08:59Why don't we ask my animated sidekick? It's Squigaloo Squirrel.

0:09:00 > 0:09:02Hello there, Squigaloo!

0:09:03 > 0:09:07Oh, Squigaloo, you do say the silliest things.

0:09:07 > 0:09:09HE LAUGHS

0:09:09 > 0:09:11No, you are, Squigaloo.

0:09:11 > 0:09:15Now, introduce the next set of clips for the ladies and gentlemen,

0:09:15 > 0:09:18featuring bloopers in animated movies.

0:09:21 > 0:09:24Great. So we're going to put the squirrel on after, yeah?

0:09:24 > 0:09:27Otherwise, that's just me talking to a brick.

0:09:27 > 0:09:28I might look a ninny.

0:09:29 > 0:09:31OK.

0:09:31 > 0:09:33Well, I'll trust you this time.

0:09:39 > 0:09:41Wild West fun now.

0:09:42 > 0:09:45When Rango drops his bullets, we see him reloading them

0:09:45 > 0:09:49on the right side of his gun.

0:09:49 > 0:09:54- However, the chamber is hanging on the left side.- Just a second.

0:09:57 > 0:10:01Later on in the same scene, chameleons may be good at changing,

0:10:01 > 0:10:03but some things shouldn't change.

0:10:03 > 0:10:05Like here...

0:10:05 > 0:10:09where the hawk is completely flattened to the ground...

0:10:12 > 0:10:15..and now his feet poke up when they shouldn't be there.

0:10:17 > 0:10:21More Rango, and this car crash has a traumatic effect

0:10:21 > 0:10:24on the doll he shares a tank with.

0:10:24 > 0:10:25Here she has a right arm.

0:10:32 > 0:10:34But after this crash, it's now a left arm.

0:10:36 > 0:10:40At the end of the day, I suppose it's just an "armless" bit of fun.

0:10:44 > 0:10:48Some pig ignorance from the animators of Shrek.

0:10:48 > 0:10:52Yes, he's back and he seems to be over the moon to be scaring everyone again.

0:10:53 > 0:10:56Look how he scares those pigs.

0:10:56 > 0:10:59He must have really scared them because as we zoom out,

0:10:59 > 0:11:01they're nowhere to be seen.

0:11:06 > 0:11:08Another Shrek mistake.

0:11:08 > 0:11:12Yes, indeed, keep your eye on the letter F on the hanky

0:11:12 > 0:11:14that Shrek picks up.

0:11:18 > 0:11:20One minute it's there...

0:11:22 > 0:11:26..then it's over there on completely the other side.

0:11:26 > 0:11:29Get it right, for F's sake.

0:11:31 > 0:11:33Disney's back on form now, even if the film-makers

0:11:33 > 0:11:37get just as tangled as their characters in Tangled.

0:11:37 > 0:11:40Flynn Ryder struggles onto his side as he's tied to the chair.

0:11:40 > 0:11:41No can do.

0:11:44 > 0:11:48However, next time he's pulled into shot, he's on his back again.

0:11:48 > 0:11:51- Hairy stuff, I think you'll agree.- A horse?

0:11:53 > 0:11:56Zoology now, and here's the colourful Rio,

0:11:56 > 0:11:59a film all about a macaw called Blu.

0:12:00 > 0:12:03The perfect marshmallow-to-cocoa ratio.

0:12:03 > 0:12:06But to macaws, cocoa is toxic.

0:12:06 > 0:12:08Lucky this is an animation

0:12:08 > 0:12:11or we really would've seen death by chocolate.

0:12:14 > 0:12:16- Did it, boys.- We did it!

0:12:16 > 0:12:20It takes one animator an entire week to do just four seconds of footage.

0:12:20 > 0:12:24But when they animate the flaps on this plane going down,

0:12:24 > 0:12:28rather than up, which would've sent the plane careering to the ground,

0:12:28 > 0:12:31you wonder whether that particular week was well spent.

0:12:35 > 0:12:40Classy sequel Toy Story 3, where Barbie removes two screws

0:12:40 > 0:12:42that hold Buzz Lightyear's back compartment.

0:12:42 > 0:12:43..show you no mercy.

0:12:45 > 0:12:46Why's it not working?

0:12:46 > 0:12:50However, at no point do they re-screw the compartment closed.

0:12:50 > 0:12:52It just stays shut for the rest of the movie.

0:12:52 > 0:12:53IN SPANISH:

0:12:53 > 0:12:56No wonder he's acting like he's got a screw loose.

0:13:04 > 0:13:07Toy Story 3 begins with Mr Potato Head having only one eye

0:13:07 > 0:13:11so that Andy can pretend he's wearing an eye patch.

0:13:13 > 0:13:16But keep your eyes peeled on Mr Potato's eyes,

0:13:16 > 0:13:21because when Andy's "mom" films him, he's suddenly regained it.

0:13:21 > 0:13:24Peeled, you get it? Like peeling a potato?

0:13:24 > 0:13:26Right, please yourselves.

0:13:29 > 0:13:30That's all for tonight.

0:13:30 > 0:13:33See you next time.

0:13:46 > 0:13:50Subtitles by Red Bee Media