0:00:46 > 0:00:48Bad luck, movie makers, it's us again.
0:00:48 > 0:00:51This is the show that takes out its geeky monocle
0:00:51 > 0:00:53and scrutinises your puny human efforts.
0:00:53 > 0:00:58We'll pore over every frame to find your boobs...
0:00:58 > 0:01:00Yeah. Can we have another go?
0:01:00 > 0:01:04I'm not sure, "find your boobs," is quite right. Thanks.
0:01:04 > 0:01:06- 'Action!'- Where was I?
0:01:06 > 0:01:07Ah, yes.
0:01:07 > 0:01:10This may look, to you, like a renovated church,
0:01:10 > 0:01:11but, in fact, it's a nerve hub.
0:01:11 > 0:01:14It's a nucleus - an offshoot of the Matrix.
0:01:14 > 0:01:16Well, all right, it is a renovated church
0:01:16 > 0:01:20but just off camera, in the crypt, is a team of pale-faced, muttering,
0:01:20 > 0:01:25gibbering, almost subhuman creatures that we call our researchers.
0:01:25 > 0:01:27They've taken dedication to the point of actual mania.
0:01:27 > 0:01:30They're now unable even to go for a cup of coffee
0:01:30 > 0:01:33without going up to complete strangers and shouting,
0:01:33 > 0:01:37"You were holding that cup in the other hand five minutes ago, you LOSER!"
0:01:37 > 0:01:39Either that or they're just looking at Facebook
0:01:39 > 0:01:44and cutting and pasting from IMDB but it's probably the first one.
0:01:44 > 0:01:47So, on with the show. Now, if you're anything like me,
0:01:47 > 0:01:50you've been transported inside the software world
0:01:50 > 0:01:52of a mainframe computer where you have to offer up
0:01:52 > 0:01:55astonishing movie blunders in an attempt to get back out.
0:01:55 > 0:01:57But you're not like me at all - quite the opposite.
0:01:57 > 0:02:00I'm on the television and you're poised over Twitter
0:02:00 > 0:02:02ready to be all cross at me for doing another clip show -
0:02:02 > 0:02:06to which I can only reply, "Welcome to Great Movie Mistakes IV!"
0:02:06 > 0:02:11And by the way - only one of us gets to ride that incredible Laser Bike.
0:02:11 > 0:02:12Hashtag it's me.
0:02:14 > 0:02:16Let's look at our first batch of Hollywood howlers.
0:02:19 > 0:02:20I want what you owe me...
0:02:20 > 0:02:22Here's The Dark Knight Rises -
0:02:22 > 0:02:24big scale thrills but a huge, preposterous let down.
0:02:24 > 0:02:29- Nice outfit. Those heels make it tough to walk?- I don't know.
0:02:30 > 0:02:34Good question, though, as only moments later we get the answer.
0:02:36 > 0:02:40They're clearly retractable heels that disappear when running
0:02:40 > 0:02:41and brawling's on the cards.
0:02:45 > 0:02:49Could Bruce Wayne of stately Wayne Manor be a benefits cheat?
0:02:49 > 0:02:51Consider this evidence.
0:02:51 > 0:02:53Here he's having a chat with Mr Fox...
0:02:53 > 0:02:57If you filed your entire RNB budget into a fusion project...
0:02:57 > 0:02:59..but as soon as he realises the cameras are on him
0:02:59 > 0:03:02a walking stick suddenly appears.
0:03:02 > 0:03:04Next year expect to see him break dancing
0:03:04 > 0:03:06on Britain's Got Talent.
0:03:06 > 0:03:07I can't. I can't, Lucius.
0:03:10 > 0:03:13Fighting and chaos reigns in Gotham City
0:03:13 > 0:03:16and the smell of testosterone is high
0:03:16 > 0:03:18but one man seems more lavender-scented...
0:03:18 > 0:03:20Did you see him? Rewind!
0:03:23 > 0:03:25This chap's fighting nobody at all!
0:03:25 > 0:03:28Listen, matey, you're only supposed to punch the air
0:03:28 > 0:03:30when you win a fight.
0:03:32 > 0:03:35Glossy and entertaining as The Hunger Games was,
0:03:35 > 0:03:39it left many fans disappointed - and is this why?
0:03:39 > 0:03:42Look at the flowers being thrown at the parading chariots.
0:03:42 > 0:03:44We will not be overlooked. Now, I LOVE that!
0:03:47 > 0:03:50Now look at the roadway - completely clear.
0:03:50 > 0:03:53No wonder everyone's so hungry if all their vegetation self-destructs.
0:03:57 > 0:04:00Politically thrilling political thriller The Ides Of March
0:04:00 > 0:04:03has Philip Seymour Hoffman visiting a pretend barber
0:04:03 > 0:04:05who pretends to cut his hair.
0:04:05 > 0:04:09I mean, it looks like a nice close cut but where are all the clippings?
0:04:09 > 0:04:11Nothing's actually been cut off.
0:04:13 > 0:04:16Ah, ready to face the world with a fresh new non-haircut.
0:04:19 > 0:04:22It's a well-known fact that nobody speaks German,
0:04:22 > 0:04:26which is why the team building this middling reboot of Sherlock Holmes
0:04:26 > 0:04:28could get away with this little prank.
0:04:31 > 0:04:34The subtitle says "Time to introduce Little Hansel."
0:04:36 > 0:04:39What he actually said translates as...
0:04:46 > 0:04:49Lacklustre and rushed - it's the not-so-Amazing Spider-Man
0:04:49 > 0:04:53where Peter and The Lizard are having a dust-up.
0:04:53 > 0:04:55And boy, does Peter get dusted up!
0:04:57 > 0:04:59Though, realising that he'll upset Aunt May,
0:04:59 > 0:05:02he quickly cleans himself up again - a bit.
0:05:07 > 0:05:10Gwen, I worry if Peter's the right guy for you.
0:05:10 > 0:05:13When you chat, although you may think you've got his attention
0:05:13 > 0:05:15with his earphones out...
0:05:15 > 0:05:18- Oh, it's Thursday.- It's Thursday? - What happened to your eye?
0:05:18 > 0:05:22..he's only half-listening as his right earphone springs back in.
0:05:22 > 0:05:24No, love, the right ear!
0:05:27 > 0:05:30- Hey.- What do we have here? A concealed weapon?
0:05:30 > 0:05:31Hey, it's his grandmother's suit!
0:05:31 > 0:05:34Now this a blatant mistake from the fairly good,
0:05:34 > 0:05:36reasonably fun Men In Black III.
0:05:36 > 0:05:37..before you press that...
0:05:37 > 0:05:39I'll leave it to you to work out what the error is.
0:05:39 > 0:05:41If you can't get it,
0:05:41 > 0:05:44you probably need some suddenly appearing glasses.
0:05:44 > 0:05:45Ah, that's a giveaway.
0:05:45 > 0:05:48..is a standard issue Neuralyzer.
0:05:50 > 0:05:54In this scene from the surprisingly tense, watch-through-your-fingers,
0:05:54 > 0:05:57Woman in Black, Harry Potter's brought a magic dog with him,
0:05:57 > 0:05:58from Hogwarts.
0:05:58 > 0:06:00There he is overtaking the dog...
0:06:00 > 0:06:03and now suddenly the dog's in front of him again.
0:06:05 > 0:06:07It's probably some sort of spell.
0:06:07 > 0:06:09"Teleportio!", or something.
0:06:11 > 0:06:13I don't know if you've noticed this but some films like
0:06:13 > 0:06:17The Bourne Identity and Annie just have normal heroes in them.
0:06:17 > 0:06:19Whereas all the best films have superheroes in them,
0:06:19 > 0:06:21who are like normal heroes but superer.
0:06:21 > 0:06:25One of my favourite superhero films this year was Avengers Assembly,
0:06:25 > 0:06:27where all the Avengers and their teachers
0:06:27 > 0:06:29got together in the main hall, and sang hymns.
0:06:29 > 0:06:33I'm really looking forward to the sequels - Avengers Harvest Festival,
0:06:33 > 0:06:35Avengers Nativity and Avengers Wet Break.
0:06:35 > 0:06:38Right, shut up everyone, it's Avengers Assemble,
0:06:38 > 0:06:40which is MASSIVELY exciting.
0:06:40 > 0:06:42Here Captain America takes a shot,
0:06:42 > 0:06:45causing terrible damage to his costume and body...
0:06:47 > 0:06:50..and over here everyone's second favourite Sherlock Holmes
0:06:50 > 0:06:53but first favourite Iron Man, Robert Downey Jr,
0:06:53 > 0:06:55has a great big cut to his right eyebrow...
0:06:56 > 0:06:59..but here's proof of the power of positive thinking -
0:06:59 > 0:07:02all evidence of damage has gone from the Captain's cozzie
0:07:02 > 0:07:05and the Iron's cut has miraculously healed.
0:07:08 > 0:07:11Now Thor and Iron Man are having a scrap.
0:07:11 > 0:07:14Thor sends Iron Man flying off into the woods.
0:07:14 > 0:07:16You want me to put the hammer down?!
0:07:16 > 0:07:19Then when Thor turns on Captain America, he's all like,
0:07:19 > 0:07:22"My American shield will protect me,"
0:07:22 > 0:07:24and Thor then flies off into the woods...
0:07:35 > 0:07:38..but when they all get up, they're about a metre apart.
0:07:38 > 0:07:42Those Avengers Assembled a little too quickly, if you ask me!
0:07:42 > 0:07:43Are we done here?
0:07:46 > 0:07:49Part of the skill of being a special effects wizard is making sure
0:07:49 > 0:07:51that none of your tricks of the trade are exposed.
0:07:51 > 0:07:55Unfortunately in this clip we have the FX version of an upskirt.
0:08:00 > 0:08:04As the ratchet cable used to spin the car is clearly visible.
0:08:08 > 0:08:11There are some superheroes you really invest in
0:08:11 > 0:08:13and others nobody gives a toss about.
0:08:15 > 0:08:17Captain America, now, and you'll see here
0:08:17 > 0:08:19how Steve goes into the getting-buffmatron
0:08:19 > 0:08:21in perfect-fitting trousers...
0:08:25 > 0:08:26Mr Stark!
0:08:29 > 0:08:32..which still fit perfectly after he's gone all big.
0:08:32 > 0:08:35Still, it's by that logic that we all avoided seeing
0:08:35 > 0:08:38Lou Ferrigno's naughty bits, so, you know, every cloud.
0:08:50 > 0:08:53After some impressive underwater rough and tumble,
0:08:53 > 0:08:56Steve throws Heinz out of the water and onto the dock
0:08:56 > 0:08:59but, miraculously, both of them are dry.
0:09:01 > 0:09:04This is a shame, I'd have loved to see them both have a rub down
0:09:04 > 0:09:07with some fluffy towels before he takes that deadly pill.
0:09:09 > 0:09:11Tomorrow shall take its place.
0:09:16 > 0:09:18One of Captain America's unsung superpowers
0:09:18 > 0:09:21is the ability to deteriorate buildings.
0:09:21 > 0:09:25Here he is making an evil Nazi railing break by sheer
0:09:25 > 0:09:27power of charisma and pectorals.
0:09:27 > 0:09:28Intact here...
0:09:35 > 0:09:38- Got to be a rope or something! - Just go! Get out of here!
0:09:38 > 0:09:40Not going without you!
0:09:40 > 0:09:42..and broken here.
0:09:42 > 0:09:45In the sequel he takes down Stalin with some well-placed dry rot.
0:09:49 > 0:09:53A shocking, sad and pivotal scene from The Amazing Spider-Man, here,
0:09:53 > 0:09:55as Uncle Ben's shot down.
0:09:57 > 0:10:01But here's proof Charlie Sheen's dad's just doing his actor day job.
0:10:01 > 0:10:03See how he falls to the ground with glasses on?
0:10:05 > 0:10:07Well, he must be taking a nap,
0:10:07 > 0:10:10as when Peter rushes to help him here, the glasses are off.
0:10:10 > 0:10:12Someone call an ambulance!
0:10:15 > 0:10:17Keep your eyes on this numberplate.
0:10:17 > 0:10:20Hmm, is this Eastern Europe?
0:10:20 > 0:10:21Thought so.
0:10:21 > 0:10:24This is the contrived, forgotten Ghost Rider sequel.
0:10:27 > 0:10:29Look at the numberplate now -
0:10:29 > 0:10:31it's reversed.
0:10:34 > 0:10:36That's the problem with ghost riders -
0:10:36 > 0:10:38the numberplasms on their motorspookles
0:10:38 > 0:10:40are very unreli-I-I-I-able!
0:10:44 > 0:10:46Finding out they've developed superpowers
0:10:46 > 0:10:48makes the kids in effective low-budgeter Chronicle
0:10:48 > 0:10:49really excited,
0:10:49 > 0:10:52and, like most teenage boys, they celebrate
0:10:52 > 0:10:53by trying to hurt each other.
0:10:53 > 0:10:57Steve gets Matt slap-bang under the right eye...
0:10:57 > 0:10:59THEY LAUGH
0:11:00 > 0:11:05What the shit, Steve! Dude, get off! Get off! What are you doing?
0:11:05 > 0:11:07- Underhand.- I tried, man. I tried.
0:11:07 > 0:11:10But soon they're laughing on the other side of their faces.
0:11:10 > 0:11:13Sorry, bruising on the other side of their faces.
0:11:15 > 0:11:18Now we come to the mistakes, which are so asinine, so dumb,
0:11:18 > 0:11:22so daft, so idiotic, so brainless, so thick, so inept
0:11:22 > 0:11:26and just so plain stupid they get a whole category to themselves.
0:11:27 > 0:11:29'Cut!'
0:11:29 > 0:11:33What? That was perfect. I'm not doing it again. That was fine.
0:11:33 > 0:11:35How to completely sell-out a joke -
0:11:35 > 0:11:37basically, what you do, is have a funny idea,
0:11:37 > 0:11:41like these commune people in the utterly standard Wanderlust,
0:11:41 > 0:11:44making a feature of never clapping but finger-rubbing.
0:11:44 > 0:11:46This is much less aggressive than clapping.
0:11:46 > 0:11:49Try it. Try it. Seriously, it's better.
0:11:49 > 0:11:51Two, three...
0:11:51 > 0:11:54Then, later on, have the exact same people clap like us normal folk.
0:11:54 > 0:11:57That's one joke that won't be bothering anyone again!
0:12:02 > 0:12:05Marginally diverting Man On A Ledge next,
0:12:05 > 0:12:07and in this clip Man not-yet-on-a-ledge
0:12:07 > 0:12:10is being very careful to remove his fingerprints
0:12:10 > 0:12:11from everything he touches.
0:12:11 > 0:12:14Oh, except the window he's going to open with his bare fingerprinty,
0:12:14 > 0:12:16made-of-clue hands.
0:12:16 > 0:12:17Rookie mistake.
0:12:17 > 0:12:21Like using a Dyson Airblade then touching the toilet door.
0:12:24 > 0:12:27So where's the first place the forensics dust for prints?
0:12:27 > 0:12:29Easy! But let's spell it out to you.
0:12:33 > 0:12:34Oh.
0:12:36 > 0:12:39I'm a bit nervous of using the word "headcount"
0:12:39 > 0:12:42when one of the icky Final Destination films is concerned,
0:12:42 > 0:12:44but listen to this...
0:12:44 > 0:12:48Among the survivors were eight employees of Presage Paper,
0:12:48 > 0:12:50on their way to a business retreat,
0:12:50 > 0:12:53the other 17 employees were killed in the collapse...
0:12:53 > 0:12:55Eight survivors and 17 dead.
0:12:55 > 0:12:57That's 25 people.
0:12:58 > 0:13:02So why have they only bothered here with 18 passengers plus the driver?
0:13:03 > 0:13:06Not the sort of cuts I was expecting in this film.
0:13:08 > 0:13:09You know in the Sound Of Music
0:13:09 > 0:13:11where Julie Andrews is bellowing her head off on a bus
0:13:11 > 0:13:14and none of the other passengers bats an eyelid?
0:13:14 > 0:13:17Well, this is exactly like that, only with werewolves.
0:13:19 > 0:13:23Anyway, there are evil hell creatures tearing cars apart...
0:13:23 > 0:13:26but the people on the pavement stroll on taking as little notice
0:13:26 > 0:13:29as the cinema going public does of the Underworld films.
0:13:32 > 0:13:35It's the better-than-expected Fright Night remake.
0:13:35 > 0:13:37Now look at how Charlie's mum
0:13:37 > 0:13:39protests at mowing down poor Jerry here.
0:13:39 > 0:13:42- Mom, just hit it! - Charlie, no!
0:13:42 > 0:13:44- Just- BLEEP- hit it!
0:13:46 > 0:13:48But even though Charlie grabs the wheel,
0:13:48 > 0:13:51it's quite obvious it's his mum with the foot on the accelerator,
0:13:51 > 0:13:54carrying out the very thing she doesn't want to do.
0:13:54 > 0:13:57I'm not doing a joke about women drivers. I'm just not.
0:13:59 > 0:14:01Hey, Mom.
0:14:02 > 0:14:06Watch this for an absolute ruddy mess-up and a half,
0:14:06 > 0:14:09in the seen-it-all-before time-travel movie, In Time.
0:14:09 > 0:14:11Happy 50th!
0:14:11 > 0:14:1350? That's right.
0:14:14 > 0:14:1625 for the 25th time.
0:14:18 > 0:14:19Did you spot it?
0:14:19 > 0:14:23Course, 25 for the 25th time would actually be her 49th birthday.
0:14:23 > 0:14:25..for a girlfriend...
0:14:25 > 0:14:27Tsk. I bet the guys responsible
0:14:27 > 0:14:30celebrated the millennium in 2000 as well, like idiots.
0:14:30 > 0:14:32Now, where's my real ale?
0:14:36 > 0:14:38Men, eh? Won't ever listen to directions.
0:14:38 > 0:14:41In this clip from a big waste of time called Abduction,
0:14:41 > 0:14:43Nathan is clearly told to...
0:14:49 > 0:14:51Got that, Nathan?
0:14:51 > 0:14:54Clarendon Avenue. This is the street.
0:14:54 > 0:14:57Avenue? It's Boulevard, for goodness' sake!
0:14:57 > 0:15:02You get asked to do one simple thing... AND that's Apartment 202.
0:15:02 > 0:15:04Well, this is a disas... Oh...
0:15:05 > 0:15:07..it's the right house despite all that.
0:15:07 > 0:15:08Lucky!
0:15:12 > 0:15:14Whether the Earl of Oxford was actually Shakespeare is still
0:15:14 > 0:15:16open to debate.
0:15:16 > 0:15:17No, it isn't. He wasn't!
0:15:18 > 0:15:22But we can all agree he was one hell of a horticulturist.
0:15:22 > 0:15:24Here in the abominable Anonymous,
0:15:24 > 0:15:28he presents Ben Jonson with a red and white Tudor Rose.
0:15:28 > 0:15:29My Lord.
0:15:29 > 0:15:30The Tudor Rose.
0:15:32 > 0:15:36The most beautiful of flowers, do you not think?
0:15:36 > 0:15:39Problem is, the Tudor Rose is not so much your actual flower,
0:15:39 > 0:15:42more your totally invented heraldic symbol.
0:15:42 > 0:15:43Hard to come by.
0:15:43 > 0:15:45For any science fiction fans who may be watching,
0:15:45 > 0:15:47I have prepared the following statement.
0:15:47 > 0:15:51"Doctor Spock said 'Beam Me Up, Scotty' and walked onto the Bridge
0:15:51 > 0:15:54"of The Firefly where he bumped into the character Doctor Who who
0:15:54 > 0:15:58"was chatting to Hans Solos about the time he was frozen in Kryptonite."
0:15:58 > 0:16:01The sci-fi fans have probably gone away now,
0:16:01 > 0:16:04moaning about our inaccuracies on their special internet forums,
0:16:04 > 0:16:07so we can enjoy some mistakes in sci-fi films
0:16:07 > 0:16:10without destroying their world.
0:16:10 > 0:16:12The biggest problem in the old west, after cholera,
0:16:12 > 0:16:14was how to accessorise.
0:16:14 > 0:16:17Here's Daniel Craig in the humourless Cowboys And Aliens
0:16:17 > 0:16:21deciding that his special alien bracelet is too heavy to ride in.
0:16:25 > 0:16:29Now he's changed his mind and it's on again.
0:16:29 > 0:16:32Honestly, no wonder cowboys take so long to get ready.
0:16:32 > 0:16:35Or is that women? I always get them mixed up.
0:16:35 > 0:16:38That's why I found Brokeback Mountain so confusing.
0:16:41 > 0:16:44In this bar scene, James Bond's drinks are not so much
0:16:44 > 0:16:47"shaken not stirred" as "poured not drunk".
0:16:49 > 0:16:51Where did you get your bracelet?
0:16:54 > 0:16:56There's something you don't know about me, lady.
0:16:58 > 0:17:00You don't remember anything, do you?
0:17:04 > 0:17:06What do you want?
0:17:06 > 0:17:08He's so busy sloshing out the whisky
0:17:08 > 0:17:10that he forgets to do the drinking it part.
0:17:10 > 0:17:12And all without a coaster, too.
0:17:12 > 0:17:14You do not want to see the rings on that bar.
0:17:19 > 0:17:23Some she-actors find getting off horses un-ladylike,
0:17:23 > 0:17:25so in this clip Olivia Wilde bypasses the problem
0:17:25 > 0:17:27by simply refusing to do the middle bit.
0:17:29 > 0:17:31"Look, I'll just stand next to it, OK?"
0:17:33 > 0:17:37"Yes, I know I was sitting on it in the last shot. Nobody'll notice".
0:17:39 > 0:17:41Putting the "bored" into "board game",
0:17:41 > 0:17:44here's the horribly unsubtle Battleship.
0:17:44 > 0:17:47Here, not only does Alex show off his pathetic robbery skills,
0:17:47 > 0:17:50if you look at the clock on the CCTV feed,
0:17:50 > 0:17:53he also manages to leap backwards and forward in time
0:17:53 > 0:17:54like a rubbish Doctor Who.
0:17:58 > 0:18:01It would seem that Commander Stone Hopper's mum
0:18:01 > 0:18:03must've popped his gloves on idiot strings
0:18:03 > 0:18:05as he manages to slip them on and off throughout this scene
0:18:05 > 0:18:06with ease.
0:18:06 > 0:18:09FOGHORN BLOWS
0:18:13 > 0:18:14They're off now.
0:18:19 > 0:18:21But they're back here.
0:18:23 > 0:18:26But see how the ultrasonic attack shatters all the glass?
0:18:26 > 0:18:29Well, maybe Mum knitted a binoculars case...
0:18:30 > 0:18:33..as these lenses are fine. Thanks, Mum!
0:18:33 > 0:18:34What the hell is this?
0:18:37 > 0:18:40When you're under attack from a ruddy great big robot ship
0:18:40 > 0:18:43from outer space, it's important that you have a change of pants
0:18:43 > 0:18:45and plenty of ammunition.
0:18:45 > 0:18:47Especially when your cannons get destroyed.
0:18:54 > 0:18:57- You all right?- They ain't going to sink this battleship, no way.
0:18:57 > 0:18:59But, hey, why not just grow them back instantaneously
0:18:59 > 0:19:02like these guys do in the following shot?
0:19:04 > 0:19:06Fresh water.
0:19:06 > 0:19:09Contagion now, which is different from Outbreak because...
0:19:09 > 0:19:12well, because it's... Look, it just is, all right?
0:19:12 > 0:19:14To illustrate the power of the disease,
0:19:14 > 0:19:18here's a miserable montage of deserted cities.
0:19:18 > 0:19:21As we know, only three things could survive a global virus.
0:19:21 > 0:19:25Sea creatures, cockroaches, and the ruddy rush-hour traffic.
0:19:31 > 0:19:34Charming '80s-based alien fun with Super 8 now,
0:19:34 > 0:19:38and evidence that Hollywood really is another world.
0:19:38 > 0:19:41When they need to move a bus, they do it with a massive chain...
0:19:44 > 0:19:46..as you can see here,
0:19:46 > 0:19:48whereas the rest of the earthlings look on and say,
0:19:48 > 0:19:50"Why not just drive the bus?"
0:19:53 > 0:19:56The real reason why kids shouldn't play with fireworks now.
0:19:56 > 0:19:59It's a little-known fact that when anyone under the age of 18
0:19:59 > 0:20:02so much as holds a sparkler, like young Joe here...
0:20:05 > 0:20:07..it will spontaneously light itself.
0:20:09 > 0:20:11'I'll never forget that year.
0:20:11 > 0:20:13'I was young, I was full of hope,
0:20:13 > 0:20:15'I was shooting Great Movie Mistakes IV.
0:20:15 > 0:20:18'Of course I didn't know then what a fool I was,
0:20:18 > 0:20:20'none of us saw what was just round the corner.
0:20:20 > 0:20:23'Then, one day, while I was introducing a section
0:20:23 > 0:20:27'on biographical films, it all became clear to me.'
0:20:27 > 0:20:29But you're not going to find out what became clear to me,
0:20:29 > 0:20:32because like all biographical films, we're going to jump
0:20:32 > 0:20:36straight into flashback the moment it looks like getting interesting.
0:20:36 > 0:20:39Robert! Time for your tea! It's Spangles and Angel Delight!
0:20:39 > 0:20:43Sigmund Freud is the subject of the revealing but somewhat mediocre
0:20:43 > 0:20:45A Dangerous Method.
0:20:45 > 0:20:48Here, Freud is packing up his books, and is probably so busy
0:20:48 > 0:20:51thinking about rude thoughts and mucky stuff
0:20:51 > 0:20:53that he doesn't even notice that when he picks his book up,
0:20:53 > 0:20:55it stays where it is.
0:20:55 > 0:20:57..excise his father's name from the cartouches.
0:20:57 > 0:20:59Then, suddenly, it's on his papers.
0:20:59 > 0:21:03This was something traditionally done by all new kings who didn't
0:21:03 > 0:21:07wish their father's name to continue to be public currency.
0:21:07 > 0:21:10And then he puts it back on his papers to leave.
0:21:14 > 0:21:17Now for a bit of J Edgar, the flat and dreary biopic
0:21:17 > 0:21:20of the ex-Director of the FBI and inventor of the Dyson.
0:21:21 > 0:21:24Look at this cereal box that Tolson puts down.
0:21:26 > 0:21:28There's a short conversation...
0:21:30 > 0:21:32..and as Tolson leaves, he picks up the box,
0:21:32 > 0:21:34which now faces the other way.
0:21:34 > 0:21:38As continuity goes, that's not g-rrrrrrrrreat.
0:21:43 > 0:21:46Guns and God now, in the very earnest and worthy
0:21:46 > 0:21:49and all those sorts of words Machine Gun Preacher.
0:21:49 > 0:21:54Jan Leeming looks on proudly as Gerald or Gerard Butler is baptised
0:21:54 > 0:21:56and does all kinds of face-acting.
0:22:02 > 0:22:04Hallelujah!
0:22:04 > 0:22:06In the name of our Lord, Jesus Christ...
0:22:06 > 0:22:09Problem is, all his clothes are already wet.
0:22:09 > 0:22:10He's getting born again again.
0:22:15 > 0:22:19The Iron Lady is in danger of rusting in this unrealistic clip.
0:22:19 > 0:22:22Here's Margaret driving alongside the Houses of Parliament
0:22:22 > 0:22:25on the other side of the river.
0:22:25 > 0:22:28Except there isn't actually a road on the opposite bank,
0:22:28 > 0:22:31so we can only conclude that her car is driving through the Thames.
0:22:31 > 0:22:33Yes, look, definitely floating.
0:22:37 > 0:22:41The biggest movie mistake of all, of course, is Madonna's film career.
0:22:42 > 0:22:44In her self-directed monstrosity W.E.
0:22:44 > 0:22:47her research into the royal family is impeccable.
0:22:49 > 0:22:52'King George III has died, and the nation mourns.'
0:22:52 > 0:22:57Well, George III died in 1820. She meant George V.
0:22:57 > 0:22:59Either that or she turned over two pages
0:22:59 > 0:23:01in the Ladybird book of Kings and Queens.
0:23:05 > 0:23:06Nothing really matters,
0:23:06 > 0:23:10sang pop pensioner Madonna as a line in a song once.
0:23:10 > 0:23:12And historical accuracy is one of them.
0:23:12 > 0:23:16Wallis and Edward are papped to within an inch of their lives,
0:23:16 > 0:23:19provoking absolute outrage in the British press.
0:23:19 > 0:23:20In actual fact,
0:23:20 > 0:23:23UK newspapers carefully covered up the scandal, and the story
0:23:23 > 0:23:28wasn't reported until after Edward's abdication the following December.
0:23:28 > 0:23:30Madge would be hung up for that howler!
0:23:31 > 0:23:35Some of the best comedy films of all time have one thing in common.
0:23:35 > 0:23:38Trading Places, Every Which Way But Loose, Dunston Checks In,
0:23:38 > 0:23:41Outbreak, King Kong, Gorillas In The Mist,
0:23:41 > 0:23:45Planet Of The Apes, Greystoke, Mighty Joe Young, Congo.
0:23:45 > 0:23:49Sorry, no, the thing these films have in common is, like, monkeys.
0:23:49 > 0:23:52It's monkeys.
0:23:52 > 0:23:55Most of these films aren't even comedies.
0:23:55 > 0:23:57I mean - I've seen Dunston Checks In.
0:23:57 > 0:24:00I'll do it myself. No, I'll just busk it.
0:24:00 > 0:24:01You're still rolling?
0:24:01 > 0:24:03Good.
0:24:03 > 0:24:06Some of the best comedy films of all time have one thing in common.
0:24:06 > 0:24:09Confetti, Magicians, The Wedding Video.
0:24:11 > 0:24:14What? That is totally justified.
0:24:15 > 0:24:20All right, not Confetti but, I mean, the other two are quite good.
0:24:20 > 0:24:24Here's Jennifer Aniston in the inert comedy Wanderlust
0:24:24 > 0:24:27defiantly shutting her laptop, the IT equivalent of slamming a door.
0:24:27 > 0:24:31We could throw in some vampires in there to have sex with the penguins,
0:24:31 > 0:24:33then you could have brooding, sexy, little vampire penguins.
0:24:33 > 0:24:35I'm calling actor error on this one.
0:24:35 > 0:24:37You'd think that having done something so dramatic,
0:24:37 > 0:24:41she'd have noticed that it was open again a few shots later
0:24:41 > 0:24:42as she packed up to leave.
0:24:42 > 0:24:43I think you're joking?
0:24:44 > 0:24:48My favourite mistakes on this show are always the ones where it would
0:24:48 > 0:24:50have been easier to get it right.
0:24:50 > 0:24:53How did this end up happening, for example?
0:24:53 > 0:24:56This margarita's poured out on the rocks.
0:24:56 > 0:24:58..5 o'clock, when you could have 4.30.
0:24:58 > 0:25:01Can someone have frozen, slushy margarita
0:25:01 > 0:25:02ready for when we cut back?
0:25:02 > 0:25:04Thanks!
0:25:04 > 0:25:05Baffling.
0:25:05 > 0:25:07- Keep going, keep going.- OK.
0:25:09 > 0:25:12This gentleman is exposing his midriff in the way
0:25:12 > 0:25:14we all did in the '80s.
0:25:15 > 0:25:18He does it in the witty and frantic Two Days In New York.
0:25:18 > 0:25:21But you know how revivals go,
0:25:21 > 0:25:23there one minute, gone the next.
0:25:25 > 0:25:27And then it's back in fashion again.
0:25:30 > 0:25:34In the savagely satirical The Dictator, Sacha Baron Cohen
0:25:34 > 0:25:36plays the hardest game of Guess Who ever.
0:25:38 > 0:25:41Believe it or not, these are the pictures left after
0:25:41 > 0:25:43he's flicked down all the ones with glasses.
0:25:44 > 0:25:46And it's going to be a pretty tough game,
0:25:46 > 0:25:49because most are duplicates or flips of each other.
0:25:49 > 0:25:52I bet it's Bernard, though. It's always Bernard.
0:25:56 > 0:25:59Supreme leader is on the talking painting.
0:25:59 > 0:26:02These mug shots of Nadal and Aladeen show the pseudonyms
0:26:02 > 0:26:04Nadal and Allison Burger.
0:26:04 > 0:26:06'..was cut short by what police
0:26:06 > 0:26:08'are now calling a terrorism misunderstanding.'
0:26:08 > 0:26:11But she says his name is Emir Gency Exit Only.
0:26:13 > 0:26:16If she'd only taken the time to study those mug shots, none of us
0:26:16 > 0:26:20would have wasted a precious 30 seconds of our lives on that joke.
0:26:20 > 0:26:22So, there you have it.
0:26:22 > 0:26:25Once again, movie makers have spent the year cramming their films
0:26:25 > 0:26:29with moments as wrong and yet as entertaining as a chocolate bus.
0:26:29 > 0:26:33I hope you enjoyed watching them as much as we've enjoyed finding them.
0:26:33 > 0:26:35Actually, wait, I hope you've enjoyed it
0:26:35 > 0:26:38a lot more than that, because it's actually quite time-consuming.
0:26:38 > 0:26:40Anyway, thanks for watching,
0:26:40 > 0:26:44this has been Grand Movie Mishaps V, and I've been Keith Lemon.
0:26:44 > 0:26:45Hello.
0:27:02 > 0:27:05Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd