0:00:23 > 0:00:27Award ceremonies - what a load of ridiculous nonsense!
0:00:27 > 0:00:30People who win always react like it's the greatest moment of their life
0:00:30 > 0:00:34and start gushing and crying and thanking everyone they've ever met.
0:00:34 > 0:00:38It's pathetic! I mean, it's just a little gold statue, after all...
0:00:38 > 0:00:45that feels...special to hold and I suppose it makes you feel like you've achieved something in your life
0:00:45 > 0:00:48and it's all been...worth it.
0:00:48 > 0:00:50I promised myself I wouldn't cry,
0:00:50 > 0:00:55but I wouldn't be here if it wasn't for my family and my agent...
0:00:55 > 0:00:57No, I'm only kidding. It's all nonsense.
0:00:57 > 0:01:00Even Oscar winners muff things up on a regular basis.
0:01:00 > 0:01:04James Cameron's Oscar winning epic Titanic, perfectly captured
0:01:04 > 0:01:08what it was like to be aboard the famous ship in 1901.
0:01:08 > 0:01:13Right down to the camera crew reflected in every door.
0:01:13 > 0:01:16Let's see that again. Oh, dear.
0:01:19 > 0:01:22Invictus tells the story
0:01:22 > 0:01:28of South Africa during the 1995 Rugby World Cup. Wow, look at that.
0:01:28 > 0:01:31It's just like being in South Africa in 1995...
0:01:31 > 0:01:34If you don't look at the 2009 Range Rover driving past.
0:01:34 > 0:01:37Or listen to Matt Damon's accent.
0:01:39 > 0:01:44Precious now, and Mum, played by Mo'Nique,
0:01:44 > 0:01:48is going to do a classic magic trick here - the disappearing cigarette.
0:01:48 > 0:01:50Now you see it...
0:01:51 > 0:01:57..but with a clunk from her magic frying pan - clang! - now you don't.
0:01:57 > 0:02:00Precious doesn't seem that impressed.
0:02:00 > 0:02:03What if she makes it reappear?
0:02:03 > 0:02:05Still nothing? Some people, eh?
0:02:07 > 0:02:13I reckon Hilary Swank always wore two gumshields in Million Dollar Baby.
0:02:13 > 0:02:15There's one being taken out...
0:02:15 > 0:02:19- I ain't doing great, I'm losing. - You're wearing her down.
0:02:19 > 0:02:23..and there's another one back in her mouth.
0:02:23 > 0:02:26Better to be safe than sorry, Hilary.
0:02:29 > 0:02:34Here's Scarlett Johansson alone in her hotel room. Or is she?
0:02:36 > 0:02:40Looks like there's a reflection of someone closing a door.
0:02:43 > 0:02:46Maybe she didn't deserve that Oscar after all. On reflection.
0:02:48 > 0:02:53# Make you, make you Make you notice... #
0:02:53 > 0:02:55It's karaoke night
0:02:55 > 0:03:00and there's quite a party happening in room number 601.
0:03:00 > 0:03:02# ..Gonna use my sassy... #
0:03:02 > 0:03:08Scarlett Johannsson steps outside while Bill Murray takes the mic.
0:03:08 > 0:03:11But when he comes out, it's room 602.
0:03:11 > 0:03:13That's kara-NOT-oke.
0:03:15 > 0:03:19# There may come a time When a hard-boiled employer
0:03:19 > 0:03:21- # Thinks you're...- Awful nice... #
0:03:21 > 0:03:26Moulin Rouge won the Oscar for costume, but if you look at Nicole Kidman's hands...
0:03:26 > 0:03:29right hand ungloved...
0:03:29 > 0:03:35then it's gloved again. Her wardrobe is overacting even more than she is.
0:03:35 > 0:03:40Bullitt won the best film editing award. What the film-makers didn't edit
0:03:40 > 0:03:46was an unwitting member of the public walking into shot and being clobbered by a policeman.
0:03:50 > 0:03:53Where are you going, son?