Episode 11

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0:00:23 > 0:00:27Every film pays people to meticulously work through the finer details

0:00:27 > 0:00:31and ensure that not even minute errors end up on the big screen.

0:00:31 > 0:00:35However, our team of super-nerds have proven to be even more meticulous than them,

0:00:35 > 0:00:38by spotting these even harder-to-reach clunkers.

0:00:38 > 0:00:41So...1-0 to the nerds, then, hmm?

0:00:43 > 0:00:47There's nothing worse than having your airline seat downgraded,

0:00:47 > 0:00:51so imagine how the passengers in Final Destination must feel.

0:00:51 > 0:00:56They started in a spacious 747, with its trademark double-decker nose

0:00:56 > 0:00:58and two engines on each side,

0:00:58 > 0:01:04but, on take-off, it's clearly a much smaller two-engined plane.

0:01:04 > 0:01:07There they go. Here we stay.

0:01:09 > 0:01:11'70s-set thriller Zodiac,

0:01:11 > 0:01:16which features a shot of the then state-of-the-art computer game Pong.

0:01:16 > 0:01:19- The score's 15-9.- My own kids would kill me for one of those.

0:01:19 > 0:01:23Unfortunately, the game performs a back and forth of its own,

0:01:23 > 0:01:26because now it's 14-9, and back to 15-9.

0:01:26 > 0:01:30Careful, Robert Downey Jr, we almost caught a glimpse of YOUR ping-pongs.

0:01:33 > 0:01:37- You don't like it, you can move back with your mum.- I can't, actually...

0:01:37 > 0:01:42Here's a classic nerdy Hollywood nerd playing nerdy Second Life in Hot Tub Time Machine.

0:01:42 > 0:01:46But surely a nerd of this calibre would have spotted that

0:01:46 > 0:01:49he's not actually playing the game, he's watching a video.

0:01:49 > 0:01:54Because those are the controls for Quicktime Media Player.

0:01:54 > 0:01:56Or am I a nerd for spotting that?

0:01:56 > 0:01:59Why do you waste your time with that Second Life bull...

0:02:02 > 0:02:04Here's lovable moron Forrest Gump

0:02:04 > 0:02:08receiving a letter confirming his shares in Apple Incorporated.

0:02:08 > 0:02:13He got me invested in some kind of fruit company.

0:02:13 > 0:02:16Well, here's a catchphrase for you, Forrest.

0:02:16 > 0:02:19Stupid is having a letter from Apple Incorporated dated 1974,

0:02:19 > 0:02:23which wasn't actually incorporated for another three years.

0:02:23 > 0:02:27I said, "That's good. One less thing."

0:02:30 > 0:02:34Kiss Kiss Bang Bang now, a film so bad they named it twice.

0:02:34 > 0:02:37But they clearly didn't watch it twice, because if they did

0:02:37 > 0:02:41they might have spotted this bona fide clanger.

0:02:41 > 0:02:44On the outside, this book is titled You Wouldn't Want To Live There.

0:02:44 > 0:02:49But on the inside it's The Man Beneath The Uniform.

0:02:49 > 0:02:53Should have called it The Fake Book Beneath The Photocopied Jacket.

0:02:53 > 0:02:55SHE thinks it's funny.

0:02:57 > 0:02:59Here we see the Girl with the Dragon Tattoo

0:02:59 > 0:03:02sending an e-mail to fellow hacker, Plague.

0:03:02 > 0:03:06Being a top-secret e-mail, she's going to want to encrypt it.

0:03:06 > 0:03:08Wait, decrypting?

0:03:08 > 0:03:12Oh, but that's the exact opposite of what she should have done.

0:03:12 > 0:03:17Next thing, we'll find out her tattoo isn't really a dragon at all, it's a...

0:03:17 > 0:03:18What's the opposite of a dragon?

0:03:22 > 0:03:24Zombieland now, set in America.

0:03:24 > 0:03:26Look, that's the stars and stripes.

0:03:26 > 0:03:30And, listen, they're playing The Star Spangled Banner.

0:03:30 > 0:03:33And, uh... Oh, dear.

0:03:33 > 0:03:35That's a British roundabout

0:03:35 > 0:03:38right outside the Washington, DC, Capitol building.

0:03:38 > 0:03:43If I thought I was in the States but it turned out to be Swindon, I'd be furious.

0:03:43 > 0:03:45Like this guy.

0:03:48 > 0:03:49Nice place, huh?

0:03:49 > 0:03:53The Blues Brothers are about to be fired at by a four-barrelled rocket launcher.

0:03:53 > 0:03:56So that'll be four explosions, right?

0:03:56 > 0:03:58There's one, two,

0:03:58 > 0:04:00three,

0:04:00 > 0:04:01four,

0:04:01 > 0:04:06five? That's not right. Quick, drive off before anyone notices.