Episode 1

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0:00:02 > 0:00:04There was once a noble quest undertaken by Tommo and Ben,

0:00:04 > 0:00:09two hairy men from the Midlands, and Matthew, the painfully wise.

0:00:09 > 0:00:12Bravely they sought out motion picture mishaps,

0:00:12 > 0:00:16cinematic screw ups and filmic failings.

0:00:16 > 0:00:21They travelled as far as Odeon and through the many Caverns of Vue.

0:00:21 > 0:00:24But they have returned with their prey,

0:00:24 > 0:00:28captured on shiny golden rings known as DVDs.

0:00:28 > 0:00:32Fine, fine, I know they are not gold.

0:00:32 > 0:00:35Join them now as they celebrate Great Movie Mistakes!

0:00:41 > 0:00:46- Matthew, turn on the light! - Right, let's get cracking!

0:00:46 > 0:00:50Guys, don't you think you look like characters from that film?

0:00:50 > 0:00:53- Top Gear is not a film, Ben. - No, The Lord Of The Rings.

0:00:53 > 0:00:55What are you talking about?

0:00:55 > 0:00:58I've just been to the rugby with my girlfriend,

0:00:58 > 0:01:00who doesn't know that I'm bald.

0:01:00 > 0:01:02And I've just come back from my mate's pub crawl.

0:01:02 > 0:01:06- The weather was terrible but I did find this broom.- Cool.

0:01:06 > 0:01:10I've just come back from the shops, getting supplies for tonight.

0:01:10 > 0:01:14- Why are you carrying a sword? - It's a rough neighbourhood.

0:01:14 > 0:01:16- Fair enough. - ALL: Movie night!

0:01:19 > 0:01:21Hello and welcome to Great Movie Mistakes.

0:01:21 > 0:01:23- We are Pappy's. I'm Matthew. - I'm Tom.

0:01:23 > 0:01:25- And he's Matthew.- Thanks, Ben.

0:01:25 > 0:01:27Tonight in our flat we will be taking you through

0:01:27 > 0:01:30some of cinema's biggest howlers.

0:01:30 > 0:01:32Coming up on tonight's show:

0:01:49 > 0:01:53- Popcorn.- Check.- Nachos.- Check.

0:01:53 > 0:01:57- Beers.- Check.- Dimmable lighting. - HE CLAPS

0:01:57 > 0:02:02- Checkmate.- Wow, guys! This movie night is shaping up beautifully.

0:02:02 > 0:02:05Movie night? These are our supplies for when the Apocalypse happens.

0:02:05 > 0:02:08Really? With these provisions, your heart would last about a week.

0:02:08 > 0:02:12I think you will find it's sustained us for the last six years.

0:02:12 > 0:02:16It's a medical miracle. Technically, we should have triabetes.

0:02:16 > 0:02:20- Which reminds me. M&Ms. - Peanut and chocolate.

0:02:20 > 0:02:22Checkity check-check.

0:02:22 > 0:02:25It's lucky your Apocalypse provisions dovetail so nicely

0:02:25 > 0:02:27with my idea for a perfect movie night.

0:02:27 > 0:02:31So let's get cracking with our first batch of faulty movie moments.

0:02:31 > 0:02:33Who are you talking to?

0:02:34 > 0:02:37The brain segment of the frontal lobe...

0:02:37 > 0:02:39- It's Pacific Rim!- Fantastic!

0:02:39 > 0:02:43Guillermo Del Toro's exciting and spectacular monster film

0:02:43 > 0:02:46is surprisingly enjoyable but it's not without a clanger or two.

0:02:46 > 0:02:51- Go on.- Check out that headpiece that Newton's wearing.

0:02:51 > 0:02:55See it now, fastened around his neck without him touching it.

0:02:58 > 0:03:01Shockingly unrealistic!

0:03:01 > 0:03:04Unlike that giant floating kaiju brain, which is bang on.

0:03:06 > 0:03:08One. HE GASPS

0:03:17 > 0:03:19You know them mark ones? Scrape them back...

0:03:19 > 0:03:23Mirror, mirror on the wall, what's the most glaring error of them all?

0:03:23 > 0:03:25I'd say probably this one.

0:03:25 > 0:03:29Watch Idris Elba somehow manage to move from right next to the mirror

0:03:29 > 0:03:32to all the way into the middle of the room.

0:03:32 > 0:03:35Teleporting near a mirror is seven years bad luck, right?

0:03:35 > 0:03:40..under the radar for a while but last time I checked it was Tokyo.

0:03:43 > 0:03:46Great! It's Star Trek Into Darkness.

0:03:46 > 0:03:49Star Trek into awesomeness, more like.

0:03:49 > 0:03:52Kirk's drowning his sorrows, but check out his glass.

0:03:52 > 0:03:56The futuristic orb of ice is drowned in whiskey.

0:03:56 > 0:03:58But now, where's the whiskey gone?

0:04:00 > 0:04:03- Teleported somewhere? - No wonder he's upset!

0:04:07 > 0:04:09I will remain behind and divert all power to life support.

0:04:09 > 0:04:12Sulu's a renegade. The Enterprise is falling apart

0:04:12 > 0:04:15and he's driving without a seat belt!

0:04:15 > 0:04:18All due respect, Commander, but we're not going anywhere.

0:04:19 > 0:04:23Oh wait, there it is. But wait!

0:04:23 > 0:04:25If we look later on, he's taken it off again

0:04:25 > 0:04:29and Spock's obviously had a go at him as it's back on.

0:04:29 > 0:04:32There's no excuse not to use protection.

0:04:37 > 0:04:39I love the way they teleport in this movie!

0:04:43 > 0:04:48I love the way Uhura is both fierce and sexy, a true independent woman.

0:04:50 > 0:04:54OK. But speaking of Uhura, where is she in this shot?

0:04:54 > 0:04:56Teleported into my dreams?

0:04:56 > 0:05:00- And back again. That was quick. - I don't need long.

0:05:04 > 0:05:07It is time for some slightly above-average

0:05:07 > 0:05:10- super-heroics in Man Of Steel. - Here's a good blooper.

0:05:10 > 0:05:12A message is being broadcast worldwide

0:05:12 > 0:05:16but it's somehow night-time in all these places around the world.

0:05:16 > 0:05:18- Ridiculous!- I dunno.

0:05:18 > 0:05:21My girlfriend's travelling at the moment and whenever I call her

0:05:21 > 0:05:24she doesn't pick up because it's the middle of the night.

0:05:24 > 0:05:27I just think it is always night-time in a lot of places.

0:05:27 > 0:05:31- Ben, she's in Cornwall. - Let it go, buddy.

0:05:32 > 0:05:35It's coming in on the RSS feeds.

0:05:39 > 0:05:42Time to shed some light on another Man Of Steel clunker.

0:05:42 > 0:05:45Those soldiers are clearly casting a shadow to the side,

0:05:45 > 0:05:49despite the sun being very definitely behind Superman.

0:05:49 > 0:05:51Massively inconsistent.

0:05:51 > 0:05:53What makes you think she's here?

0:05:53 > 0:05:57Surely the real inconsistency is why a man with almost

0:05:57 > 0:06:00unlimited power and the ability to single-handedly solve

0:06:00 > 0:06:04all of the world's problem chooses to spend 40 hours a week

0:06:04 > 0:06:07working as a newspaper reporter, essentially neglecting the cries

0:06:07 > 0:06:12for help from people worldwide, all of whom he can definitely hear.

0:06:12 > 0:06:16That's actually an amazingly good point.

0:06:16 > 0:06:18If you take one of the greatest works of literature ever,

0:06:18 > 0:06:20get Baz Luhrmann to make an awesome film of it

0:06:20 > 0:06:25- starring Leonardo DiCaprio and what do you get?- Romeo and Juliet.

0:06:25 > 0:06:29Absolutely. Sadly, The Great Gatsby wasn't half as good

0:06:29 > 0:06:32but hats off for their hard efforts.

0:06:32 > 0:06:36Hats off, indeed! But wait! Hats on here.

0:06:36 > 0:06:42- Oh, and the car they are overtaking vanishes.- Hats all, folks!

0:06:45 > 0:06:46Watch out, watch out.

0:06:46 > 0:06:49Cliched and clunky White House Down shows there inevitably comes

0:06:49 > 0:06:52a time when any president is required to fire a missile launcher

0:06:52 > 0:06:54out of the side of his limousine.

0:06:54 > 0:06:57If this whole concept wasn't mistake enough,

0:06:57 > 0:06:59check out Channing Tatum's arm.

0:06:59 > 0:07:02As Jamie Foxx strikes him on the head,

0:07:02 > 0:07:07we see either some marks for editing or a really terrible tattoo.

0:07:07 > 0:07:10Don't hit me in the head with a rocket when I'm trying to drive!

0:07:10 > 0:07:12- Get me to the... - And he's opening the back window.

0:07:12 > 0:07:14For security reasons,

0:07:14 > 0:07:17you can only open the front window in presidential cars.

0:07:17 > 0:07:20As I remember from my affair with Clinton in '95.

0:07:20 > 0:07:24- He has a rocket launcher.- That's something you don't see every day!

0:07:26 > 0:07:29World War Z now, but you won't be catching any z's

0:07:29 > 0:07:32if you watch this hard-edged neo-zombie action thriller.

0:07:32 > 0:07:37- It's great.- But listen to Dr Fassbach making a basic medical error.

0:07:39 > 0:07:42- ..The analogy I keep coming back to is Spanish flu.- Spanish flu?

0:07:42 > 0:07:44It didn't exist in 1918 but by 1920,

0:07:44 > 0:07:46it killed three percent of the world.

0:07:46 > 0:07:49Didn't exist in 1918?

0:07:49 > 0:07:52I think you'll find it broke out in 1918, mate! Hah!

0:07:56 > 0:07:58The plane's going down!

0:07:58 > 0:08:02Let's put on our oxygen masks while we try to stabilise the engines!

0:08:03 > 0:08:08It doesn't look promising, there's a massive hole in the plane.

0:08:08 > 0:08:09Prepare for impact.

0:08:09 > 0:08:12But with certain death looming, the pilots have opted

0:08:12 > 0:08:16to take off their oxygen masks and wear normal headsets.

0:08:16 > 0:08:18- But why?- It's simple, Ben, so they can kiss.

0:08:23 > 0:08:25With the zombie disease causing havoc worldwide,

0:08:25 > 0:08:27the population is rapidly decreasing.

0:08:27 > 0:08:31Soon the only person left will be a teleporting bearded man.

0:08:31 > 0:08:36Sorry, what? Check him out. White beardy hair man. He's everywhere.

0:08:36 > 0:08:38Behind Brad...

0:08:41 > 0:08:43..and now sorting through papers.

0:08:43 > 0:08:46Only he can run fast enough to outrun the zombie hordes.

0:08:46 > 0:08:49Sir, there is nowhere to evacuate you to.

0:08:53 > 0:08:56Now, the science of movie mistakes is as real

0:08:56 > 0:09:00and serious as alchemy, horoscopes and a third example.

0:09:00 > 0:09:04But how do you measure a movie mistake?

0:09:04 > 0:09:07We had literally hundreds of e-mails and letters,

0:09:07 > 0:09:10none of which relate to this subject.

0:09:10 > 0:09:12So we thought we would tackle that now.

0:09:12 > 0:09:15Basically, a clanger is one below a blooper.

0:09:15 > 0:09:18You get two gaffs to a clunker.

0:09:18 > 0:09:21Although it should be noted that an American clunker

0:09:21 > 0:09:23is worth only two thirds of a British clunker.

0:09:23 > 0:09:26In other words, roughly equivalent to a howler.

0:09:26 > 0:09:29Five howlers add up to a boob.

0:09:29 > 0:09:32Three boobs and you're watching Total Recall.

0:09:32 > 0:09:36And if you spot a gaffe, howler and boob happening all at once,

0:09:36 > 0:09:38you're probably watching a film by Michael Bay.

0:09:38 > 0:09:41Oh, zing! Always going for those tricky targets, Crosby!

0:09:41 > 0:09:44I think that's the last we'll be hearing from that guy!

0:09:44 > 0:09:48Anyway, here are some impressive examples of premium goofs.

0:09:48 > 0:09:50Goofs! I knew we'd missed one.

0:09:52 > 0:09:54We must find shelter!

0:09:56 > 0:09:59It's the grand but rather long first Hobbit movie.

0:09:59 > 0:10:03They could have picked a different day to film it! Awful weather!

0:10:03 > 0:10:05They're getting absolutely soaked,

0:10:05 > 0:10:08apart from the dwarves, it would seem.

0:10:08 > 0:10:10His hair doesn't look wet at all.

0:10:10 > 0:10:12And neither does his.

0:10:12 > 0:10:15And as soon as they enter the cave,

0:10:15 > 0:10:19- the dwarves are completely bone dry. - This is easily explained.

0:10:19 > 0:10:22Dwarves are shorter so the rain hits them later.

0:10:23 > 0:10:25It doesn't quite work like that, Ben.

0:10:29 > 0:10:31More wet spells here in the Hobbit.

0:10:31 > 0:10:35The "precious" ring falls onto some dry slate.

0:10:39 > 0:10:43Bit dark but with the old lightsaber,

0:10:43 > 0:10:45you can see the slate is definitely wet.

0:10:47 > 0:10:51You can solve pretty much any problem by waving your lightsaber about.

0:10:51 > 0:10:53Good grief! Put it away, boy!

0:10:58 > 0:11:00Joseph Kosinsky's visually striking

0:11:00 > 0:11:03but a trifle dull Oblivion is up next.

0:11:03 > 0:11:06He's clearly a fan of movie mistakes.

0:11:06 > 0:11:10He's even plonked one into a slow-mo scene to make it easier for us see.

0:11:12 > 0:11:14Check out the gun with its strap flailing about.

0:11:21 > 0:11:23But when it falls to the ground, strapless.

0:11:28 > 0:11:30GUNSHOTS

0:11:30 > 0:11:33In the future, IKEA will be releasing Modeprip a half bed,

0:11:33 > 0:11:38half table combo which is great, because if anyone falls on it,

0:11:38 > 0:11:41it will simply bend a bit until they're off.

0:11:41 > 0:11:44Until then, a padded fake table will have to do.

0:11:48 > 0:11:51Time for a clunker from the glittery

0:11:51 > 0:11:55but uninvolving mystery thriller that was Now You See Me.

0:11:55 > 0:11:58Magicians and elaborate revenge plots galore

0:11:58 > 0:12:01but the real mystery is where the extras vanish to

0:12:01 > 0:12:03as Interpol agent Alma Dray sits down.

0:12:03 > 0:12:06Now you see them...

0:12:09 > 0:12:11..now you don't.

0:12:19 > 0:12:22Time for some turbo powered excitement with Premium Rush.

0:12:22 > 0:12:26I'm sorry, no matter how much synthey music you use,

0:12:26 > 0:12:28this scene will never be cool.

0:12:28 > 0:12:30Check out the taxi door.

0:12:30 > 0:12:32They've taken off the window and half the door frame

0:12:32 > 0:12:34so the stuntman could fall over it.

0:12:37 > 0:12:40And once Joseph Gordon-Levitt finishes using his weird

0:12:40 > 0:12:43- in-built Sat Nav... - Handy for a courier.

0:12:45 > 0:12:47..we see it's all back on.

0:12:50 > 0:12:54- Check out those great bullhorn handlebars.- Classy!- Indeed.

0:12:54 > 0:12:55But in the very same chase scene,

0:12:55 > 0:12:58those handlebars suddenly change to risers.

0:12:58 > 0:13:00Horns to risers doesn't sound like much of a change to me.

0:13:00 > 0:13:02Put it away!

0:13:09 > 0:13:10Here Comes The Boom is great.

0:13:10 > 0:13:13By great don't you mean mediocre, Ben?

0:13:13 > 0:13:15- Stop calling me mediocre Ben!- Sorry!

0:13:18 > 0:13:20Here's Mr Voss.

0:13:20 > 0:13:22He's late for school, hence he's climbing through a window.

0:13:22 > 0:13:25That's all fair enough.

0:13:27 > 0:13:31But he clearly had time to change his shoes from boots to trainers.

0:13:42 > 0:13:44This is evidence that wayward teacher Mr Voss

0:13:44 > 0:13:46may be mentally unhinged.

0:13:46 > 0:13:49Here he is, getting crisps out of a jammed vending machine

0:13:49 > 0:13:52and two bags fall out.

0:13:52 > 0:13:54- Lucky fella!- Bonus!

0:13:59 > 0:14:04Immediately he gives one to a pupil but makes him deny it ever happened.

0:14:04 > 0:14:07This never happened. Are we clear?

0:14:09 > 0:14:11Power games! Very dark!

0:14:14 > 0:14:16But wait! He's got two packets of crisps again.

0:14:16 > 0:14:19This man is insane!

0:14:19 > 0:14:21And now, after having eaten three crisps,

0:14:21 > 0:14:24he just throws his one packet away.

0:14:24 > 0:14:27What happened to the second packet?

0:14:27 > 0:14:29"This never happened. Are we clear?"

0:14:31 > 0:14:34It's the powerfully emotional Flight,

0:14:34 > 0:14:38featuring Denzel Washington who is, for once, playing someone heroic.

0:14:38 > 0:14:40Stretch yourself, Denzel!

0:14:40 > 0:14:42SCREAMING

0:14:42 > 0:14:45What this film does stretch is reality.

0:14:45 > 0:14:48There goes the plane, about 12 feet from ground level.

0:14:48 > 0:14:50- BLEEP! - Oh, Lord Jesus...

0:14:50 > 0:14:55And there is our view from inside the plane. Miles up in the air!

0:14:55 > 0:14:58Get it together, Washington, people are counting on you.

0:15:01 > 0:15:05- Are you ready for some mobile phone madness?- Always.

0:15:05 > 0:15:07First, he unlocks his phone

0:15:07 > 0:15:09and the time is 1:17 on October 20.

0:15:10 > 0:15:15Then, blam! He unlocks the phone and it is 8:52 on October 8.

0:15:15 > 0:15:17And then, just for good measure,

0:15:17 > 0:15:20he somehow zooms right in on his iPhone like

0:15:20 > 0:15:22an absolute maverick.

0:15:22 > 0:15:25Denzel plays by no-one's rules but his own.

0:15:29 > 0:15:31Don't you just hate answerphone greetings?

0:15:31 > 0:15:34- Yeah, they are so samey. - Not in Flight, they are not!

0:15:34 > 0:15:36Listen to this one.

0:15:36 > 0:15:37PHONE RINGS

0:15:43 > 0:15:45Right...

0:15:46 > 0:15:51- But the second time we hear it, it is shorter.- Stands to reason.

0:15:51 > 0:15:54He has had time to practise, so it will be slicker the second time.

0:15:54 > 0:15:56PHONE RINGS

0:15:56 > 0:15:59He has angered Denzel, there, though. Nasty business.

0:16:04 > 0:16:06That is absolutely not how it works.

0:16:11 > 0:16:13Hello. My name is Ben.

0:16:15 > 0:16:17I'm auditioning for the part of Wolverine.

0:16:19 > 0:16:22I'll be reading for the part of Wolverine.

0:16:23 > 0:16:26I'll be reading for the part of Rogue.

0:16:26 > 0:16:27No, only kidding.

0:16:27 > 0:16:29I'm reading for Wolverine.

0:16:29 > 0:16:32Or as I like to call him, Wolferine.

0:16:32 > 0:16:36Damn this healing factor of mine is just so powerful.

0:16:36 > 0:16:39I'm healing all the time.

0:16:39 > 0:16:40Even now.

0:16:40 > 0:16:43Will I walk you home?

0:16:43 > 0:16:46Of CLAWS I'll walk you home.

0:16:46 > 0:16:51# Prince Charming, Prince Charming... #

0:16:51 > 0:16:54That's right, my bones are laced with Adam Ant-ium.

0:16:54 > 0:16:58I'm just a stubborn Canadian here to show you what justice is all aboot.

0:16:58 > 0:17:00About.

0:17:00 > 0:17:02Aboot.

0:17:02 > 0:17:03Justice.

0:17:03 > 0:17:06I'm more of an XXX man.

0:17:07 > 0:17:09Aargh!

0:17:09 > 0:17:12Yeah, just checking, you will CGI the body in afterwards? Right?

0:17:12 > 0:17:14That's how Jackman did it, right?

0:17:15 > 0:17:19It's time to look at some careless action movie mistakes.

0:17:19 > 0:17:22As a fellow mutant, I can only admire the solid

0:17:22 > 0:17:26and surprisingly mature action romp The Wolverine.

0:17:26 > 0:17:30The ability to burp the national anthem of any Commonwealth country

0:17:30 > 0:17:31is not a mutant power, Ben.

0:17:31 > 0:17:33It's not unimpressive, though.

0:17:33 > 0:17:36Regardless, check out Hugh Jackman's hitherto unknown mutant power,

0:17:36 > 0:17:39shifting from lying on his side...

0:17:39 > 0:17:42to lying on his back without apparently moving at all.

0:17:42 > 0:17:44Never back.

0:17:49 > 0:17:53Here is Jackman, tearing up some fools at a funeral whilst

0:17:53 > 0:17:54Viper films it all on her phone.

0:18:05 > 0:18:07But wait. Look as she lowers it.

0:18:07 > 0:18:10The footage on the phone clearly isn't happening live.

0:18:10 > 0:18:14Maybe she is simply using the phone to watch the stunning action

0:18:14 > 0:18:16film The Wolverine.

0:18:16 > 0:18:19It's an extraordinary meta piece of film-making.

0:18:22 > 0:18:26Now, TRAIN your eyes, if you will, on those passers-by.

0:18:26 > 0:18:30- What? Those passers-by looking directly and the camera?- Yes.

0:18:30 > 0:18:33They should probably TRAIN their eyes elsewhere.

0:18:34 > 0:18:38Ben, you are aware I made that exact same joke literally seconds before?

0:18:38 > 0:18:41- Boys, let's get back on track. - ALL: Eh-oh!

0:18:46 > 0:18:50Nothing says "not particularly good action film" like the words

0:18:50 > 0:18:51GI Joe: Retaliation.

0:18:51 > 0:18:53But it did bring us this error.

0:18:53 > 0:18:57- Look at Channing Tatum's ears, everyone.- A bit harsh.

0:18:57 > 0:19:01- I don't think they can be classed as a mistake.- No, his headphones.

0:19:01 > 0:19:05- 'Firstly they're on...'- Contact?

0:19:05 > 0:19:06Then they are off.

0:19:06 > 0:19:09You got a big head. Come here.

0:19:09 > 0:19:13Then they are on again. Just like Ross and Rachel.

0:19:13 > 0:19:17- Wow, where did that come from?- I've just got to the end of Friends.- Oh.

0:19:20 > 0:19:24It is the awesome Iron Man 3. Tonnes better than the second one.

0:19:24 > 0:19:28Now, throughout the film, he has got blood on his left eye and cheek.

0:19:30 > 0:19:33But somehow, for this shot, it is on his right side.

0:19:35 > 0:19:38And now it's back. EYE know.

0:19:38 > 0:19:40Is that a joke?

0:19:41 > 0:19:42Aye.

0:19:45 > 0:19:49A rare sight of implausibility in the usually highly realistic

0:19:49 > 0:19:51Bond franchise.

0:19:51 > 0:19:54# It's Skyfall... #

0:19:54 > 0:19:56Here is Craig with the old

0:19:56 > 0:20:00drive headfirst into the side of a bridge, then land on a train trick.

0:20:00 > 0:20:03But what about the motorbike? It's back on its wheels.

0:20:05 > 0:20:07But where is it here?

0:20:07 > 0:20:09Probably transformed into a Cuban cigar

0:20:09 > 0:20:11and landed in Craig's inside pocket!

0:20:11 > 0:20:13Sounds about par for the course.

0:20:13 > 0:20:15Well, get after them, for God's sake!

0:20:17 > 0:20:19Your successor has yet to be appointed so we'll be asking you...

0:20:19 > 0:20:21I'm not an idiot, Mallory.

0:20:21 > 0:20:24Dame Judi Dench is being tactfully fired by Ralph Fiennes

0:20:24 > 0:20:26for losing government secrets.

0:20:26 > 0:20:28Keep an eye out for her handbag.

0:20:28 > 0:20:31M, you have had a great run.

0:20:31 > 0:20:33You should leave with dignity.

0:20:33 > 0:20:36To hell with dignity. I'll leave when the job is done.

0:20:36 > 0:20:39Yes, she should also leave with her handbag.

0:20:39 > 0:20:41Ironically, the handbag contained more government secrets!

0:20:41 > 0:20:45Which is why Ralph has had it vaporised!

0:20:48 > 0:20:51As anyone who has chased Javier Bardem dressed as a policeman

0:20:51 > 0:20:53through a London Underground station knows,

0:20:53 > 0:20:57it's impossible to slide down the middle of an escalator.

0:20:57 > 0:21:00Yeah, you won't so much slide as bounce off the emergency stop

0:21:00 > 0:21:01buttons and raised barriers.

0:21:01 > 0:21:05Not to mention the dog-eared copies of free newspapers.

0:21:11 > 0:21:14The Oscars always lead to heated debate.

0:21:14 > 0:21:17- I'm telling you, this is going to win best picture.- This will win.

0:21:17 > 0:21:20- This needs to win. - Guys, what is going on?

0:21:20 > 0:21:23Just arguing over who is going to win best picture!

0:21:23 > 0:21:25Judging by that, neither of you.

0:21:25 > 0:21:28- But you are both frontrunners for worst joke.- Yes!

0:21:29 > 0:21:32Speaking of best picture, let's have a look at some shocking

0:21:32 > 0:21:36continuity gaffes from this year's Oscar-nominated films.

0:21:41 > 0:21:46The jaw-dropping, almost accurate Argo, now. With two mistakes in one.

0:21:46 > 0:21:47Like when I got the word "legend"

0:21:47 > 0:21:50- tattooed on my...- OK, OK. First things first. Check this out.

0:21:50 > 0:21:54Bear in mind Argo is set in 1979.

0:21:54 > 0:21:59There is a script called Passion's Requiem, dated 2009. Ha!

0:21:59 > 0:22:03I knew Ben Affleck received my autobiographical screenplay!

0:22:04 > 0:22:11- Secondly, you see the Argo script's fancy black vinyl cover?- I like it!

0:22:11 > 0:22:14- Well, where the hell has it gone? - Affleck has eaten it, has he?

0:22:14 > 0:22:15It's very possible, Ben.

0:22:20 > 0:22:24- Here is Affleck, writing a postcard. - Show-off.- But now look.

0:22:24 > 0:22:27The word "so" has jumped down a line.

0:22:27 > 0:22:31In fact, it's an entirely different lot of writing on the card.

0:22:31 > 0:22:36So he has magic handwriting AND he is Batman.

0:22:36 > 0:22:37What chance do the rest of us have?

0:22:42 > 0:22:46- This is a good blunder. Brace yourselves.- OK...

0:22:46 > 0:22:48Here is Christoph Waltz,

0:22:48 > 0:22:50putting on his braces in the brutal,

0:22:50 > 0:22:55- gutsy and fantastic Django Unchained.- That's fair enough.

0:22:55 > 0:22:58Found my way. To buy freedom.

0:22:58 > 0:23:02- But he does it twice! Do you see? - Sort of.

0:23:02 > 0:23:07- He's putting them on when he already did.- Yeah. I guess so.

0:23:07 > 0:23:10BRACE yourselves! Because he was putting...

0:23:10 > 0:23:11Yeah, yeah, we get it, Tom.

0:23:14 > 0:23:15Extras are like buses.

0:23:15 > 0:23:20At first there are six of them, and then there are only three,

0:23:20 > 0:23:23and then back to six. See?

0:23:23 > 0:23:25I wish to purchase...

0:23:25 > 0:23:30- How is that like buses, Tom? - Well, you pay £2.40 to enter them.

0:23:30 > 0:23:34Buses, that is. Not extras. That simile is lacking, if I'm honest.

0:23:34 > 0:23:35No appointment, no nothing.

0:23:39 > 0:23:40And whether any of you...

0:23:40 > 0:23:43"Lincoln is a thrilling, deeply enjoyable film,"

0:23:43 > 0:23:48is a sentence that tells me I have nothing in common with my date.

0:23:48 > 0:23:51Come on, I can't think of a better way to spend seven hours.

0:23:51 > 0:23:54Check out this clonker. See the President's glasses?

0:23:54 > 0:23:57The fate of human dignity...

0:23:57 > 0:24:00Well, look again. Because they have gone.

0:24:00 > 0:24:05- Wait, "clonker"?- Yeah, it's my new word that I made up for blooper.

0:24:05 > 0:24:08- Thoughts?- Hmm. Not strong.

0:24:10 > 0:24:13Our man proving why he is fit to lead a nation.

0:24:13 > 0:24:16His crotch actually generates paperwork.

0:24:17 > 0:24:21Actually, this is a blooper. Here he is, putting papers into a folder.

0:24:24 > 0:24:26Next shot, they are back in his hand.

0:24:26 > 0:24:28So much for the magic crotch theory!

0:24:33 > 0:24:36It's the gripping, intense Zero Dark Thirty.

0:24:36 > 0:24:38And this is for the geography buffs among you.

0:24:38 > 0:24:39Say no more, Matthew.

0:24:39 > 0:24:41- Oh, I didn't know you were into geography.- I'm not.

0:24:41 > 0:24:43So, please, say no more.

0:24:44 > 0:24:47Those street signs are quite clearly not Kuwaiti.

0:24:47 > 0:24:50They are Indian. Eh? Madness.

0:24:50 > 0:24:53Matthew, really. Say no more.

0:24:58 > 0:24:59Look at me! Look at me!

0:24:59 > 0:25:03Time for the emotionally walloping Beasts Of The Southern Wild.

0:25:03 > 0:25:05And here they are, deep in a storm.

0:25:06 > 0:25:08So, the trees closest to us are moving.

0:25:08 > 0:25:12But what about those perfectly still ones in the background?

0:25:12 > 0:25:15The all-encompassing storm hasn't reached them yet?

0:25:15 > 0:25:18I'm chalking this one up as a stormy clanger.

0:25:24 > 0:25:27Here's the delightful Hush Puppy popping a Michael Jordan

0:25:27 > 0:25:29jersey on her sleeping father.

0:25:31 > 0:25:35And that is either a knock-off replica or a reverse shot

0:25:35 > 0:25:38because that number 23 is backwards.

0:25:38 > 0:25:40Good spot, Ben. How did you see that?

0:25:40 > 0:25:44Well, my teachers always said I was a bit backwards. It's a gift.

0:25:47 > 0:25:48Drink.

0:25:48 > 0:25:51Look at these two cups.

0:25:51 > 0:25:55Apart from appalling parenting, there is a massive mistake here.

0:25:58 > 0:26:03Hush Puppy grabs the cup with the handle. But now the dad has it.

0:26:04 > 0:26:08Now she has got it again.

0:26:08 > 0:26:11Nope, it's the dad's again.

0:26:11 > 0:26:16- Oh, God. Drinking really does affect your vision.- You're right there.

0:26:16 > 0:26:19Which Matthew just said that?

0:26:23 > 0:26:27- This will surprise you guys, but I'm actually a bit of a nerd.- Stop it!

0:26:27 > 0:26:30- No, all true. All true. - That's all right, Matthew.

0:26:30 > 0:26:32It's actually pretty cool nowadays to be a nerd.

0:26:32 > 0:26:35Yet, in fact, coming up next, we have got a whole section

0:26:35 > 0:26:38dedicated to movie mistakes that happened in the nerdy films.

0:26:38 > 0:26:39Oh, fantastic!

0:26:39 > 0:26:42Is there anything from the biopic of George de Mestral,

0:26:42 > 0:26:43the inventor of Velcro?

0:26:43 > 0:26:46Or from the 1970s documentary Velcro Wars,

0:26:46 > 0:26:49about the golden age of the Velcro industry?

0:26:49 > 0:26:52Um... No.

0:26:52 > 0:26:56No. It's like comic book stuff and sci-fi and things.

0:26:59 > 0:27:00Oh.

0:27:00 > 0:27:03That's actually fairly mainstream these days.

0:27:03 > 0:27:06Certainly nothing about Velcro.

0:27:06 > 0:27:08You massive nerd.

0:27:08 > 0:27:11Yeah, nerd.

0:27:13 > 0:27:16It's bloodsucking vampire Bella in the ever rancid

0:27:16 > 0:27:18and ghastly Twilight series.

0:27:18 > 0:27:21Hey, you're just bitter because you're team Jacob and she picked Edward.

0:27:21 > 0:27:25- What? Spoiler alert!- Well, here is a spoiler, boyos.

0:27:25 > 0:27:29- Look at the page from the Merchant Of Venice.- I see it.

0:27:29 > 0:27:31Just a regular, smudge free page.

0:27:36 > 0:27:41But wait! Where did those smudges come from? Smudge-tastic.

0:27:44 > 0:27:48This fight scene is the one redeeming feature of all five

0:27:48 > 0:27:50Twilight films. Or is it?

0:27:50 > 0:27:55- Because even this epic scene has a movie mistake.- No!

0:27:58 > 0:28:00Afraid so, Tom. Look.

0:28:00 > 0:28:02There she is with high heels just as Edward hurls

0:28:02 > 0:28:06her in one of Twilight's many potent feminist moments.

0:28:08 > 0:28:12- And now, flat boots.- Oh, I give up.

0:28:17 > 0:28:21Spooky things in the mediocre and lacklustre horror Dark Skies.

0:28:21 > 0:28:23Daniel has got a new job,

0:28:23 > 0:28:24hence the flowers.

0:28:24 > 0:28:26We need to celebrate for a change.

0:28:29 > 0:28:30Hey... Where did they go?

0:28:30 > 0:28:34Either she dropped them, or she tucked them into his jeans so they could snog.

0:28:34 > 0:28:36Let's celebrate!

0:28:36 > 0:28:40But now he has got them again. Somehow.

0:28:46 > 0:28:51Though Mr Ratner is a portly man, he is clearly an elite martial artist.

0:28:51 > 0:28:54Few have mastered the Mobius hand punch, in which you start

0:28:54 > 0:28:58punching someone with your right hand and finish with your left.

0:28:58 > 0:29:00Impressive.

0:29:03 > 0:29:05Dredd was a well-made,

0:29:05 > 0:29:07violent but fan-pleasing interpretation of the strip.

0:29:07 > 0:29:11As mega-fans know, Dredd is never seen without his helmet.

0:29:11 > 0:29:12Or without his gun.

0:29:12 > 0:29:15Well, helmet is fully intact there.

0:29:15 > 0:29:19Stallone take note. Where is his gun?

0:29:19 > 0:29:23Phew! There it is. Franchise nearly ruined, there.

0:29:28 > 0:29:29Move!

0:29:31 > 0:29:34Four mean-looking thugs walking down a hallway.

0:29:34 > 0:29:38Hang on, is this a clip from Dredd, or an old music video from Blue?

0:29:40 > 0:29:43Cracking reference, Tom. Agreed.

0:29:43 > 0:29:45Point is, there are now only three of them.

0:29:45 > 0:29:48Lee Ryan probably got confused looking at his reflection

0:29:48 > 0:29:49in a broken window.

0:29:52 > 0:29:55Handcuffs in the future are brilliant.

0:29:55 > 0:29:58Brilliantly accommodating, that is. Wa-hey!

0:30:01 > 0:30:04There they go. Becoming invisible

0:30:04 > 0:30:07- and moving apart.- Like my parents.

0:30:12 > 0:30:15Dredd's not a lawman of the future, but the past.

0:30:15 > 0:30:19Pause here and you see this shot of old stony face in action.

0:30:19 > 0:30:21But wind back exactly an hour

0:30:21 > 0:30:24- and you get exactly the same moment again.- Huh!

0:30:24 > 0:30:28- And they complain about there being too many repeats on TV!- Yeah!

0:30:28 > 0:30:33I saw this movie four times in one day, in the same cinema!

0:30:33 > 0:30:35Unbelievable.

0:30:38 > 0:30:39Bilbo. Baggins.

0:30:39 > 0:30:42It's Peter Jackson's rather expected return to Middle Earth,

0:30:42 > 0:30:47with the far-too-long and eked-out The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey.

0:30:47 > 0:30:52Check it out, guys. Here's Bilbo, with his hand on the door.

0:30:52 > 0:30:56- Now it's by his side! - Well, that's not a massive mistake.

0:30:56 > 0:30:59Yeah, well, he is tiny.

0:30:59 > 0:31:01HE said? Who said?

0:31:03 > 0:31:06I'm not afraid. I'm up for it.

0:31:06 > 0:31:09I'll give him a taste of Dwarvish iron, right up his jacksie!

0:31:09 > 0:31:13James Nesbitt here as Bofur, the cheeky dwarf.

0:31:13 > 0:31:15Look at him, leaning forward with his pipe out of his mouth.

0:31:15 > 0:31:19And now, leaning against the wall with his pipe IN his mouth.

0:31:19 > 0:31:21Classic Murphy's Law.

0:31:27 > 0:31:28Rotten Tomatoes...

0:31:28 > 0:31:31Oh, yes, please! My favourite.

0:31:31 > 0:31:34- Think I'll stick to the popcorn. - It's a movie review site.- Huh!

0:31:34 > 0:31:37What, uninformed slobs,

0:31:37 > 0:31:40lying around, giving their inexpert opinion on films?

0:31:40 > 0:31:44- I hate that.- Yeah(!) Just imagine.

0:31:44 > 0:31:46HE BELCHES

0:31:46 > 0:31:50Anyway, this section features films that were darlings of the critics

0:31:50 > 0:31:53and rated most highly on IMDb, Rotten Tomatoes, that sort of thing.

0:31:53 > 0:31:57- I hope it features my favourite film of 2013.- What was that, Ben?

0:31:57 > 0:31:59Waterworld.

0:31:59 > 0:32:04Well, A, that was made in 1995, and B, it was cobblers, mate!

0:32:04 > 0:32:08Actually, Tom, the Waterworld I'm referring to was a 15-minute clip

0:32:08 > 0:32:11on a rather niche premium website.

0:32:11 > 0:32:13Let's have a look at those mistakes.

0:32:14 > 0:32:18Looper is a clever and original time travel film.

0:32:18 > 0:32:22I say this because I actually understand it. But look at the gun.

0:32:22 > 0:32:24He cocks it...

0:32:27 > 0:32:28Now it's uncocked.

0:32:32 > 0:32:34Now he's cocked it again!

0:32:34 > 0:32:36Sounds like my weekend.

0:32:37 > 0:32:41- Was that supposed to be smutty? - No, I bought a gun.- Oh.

0:32:41 > 0:32:43What the hell's going on out there?

0:32:47 > 0:32:48So, let me get this straight.

0:32:48 > 0:32:53Bruce Willis and Joseph Gordon Levitt are the same person?!

0:32:53 > 0:32:56If that's the case, why is Bruce left-handed...

0:32:58 > 0:33:00..and Joseph right-handed?

0:33:00 > 0:33:01That's a damn fine point.

0:33:01 > 0:33:06- I think Bruce might just be using a left-handed gun.- Shh, Ben!

0:33:12 > 0:33:16- Let's play a game of Who's In The Truck?- The kid and his mum!- If only.

0:33:22 > 0:33:25Look again. It's empty!

0:33:25 > 0:33:26Apart from a roll cage

0:33:26 > 0:33:30to stop the people who aren't even in there getting hurt.

0:33:30 > 0:33:33Clearly the director removed the child and actress before the crash,

0:33:33 > 0:33:37which, in terms of verisimilitude, is frankly irresponsible.

0:33:38 > 0:33:40(I'm sorry.)

0:33:42 > 0:33:46You never cared about her and you never cared about us!

0:33:46 > 0:33:50Mud, an engrossing, heart-warming modern fairy tale.

0:33:50 > 0:33:53What, about the cheesy glam rock group from the '70s?

0:33:53 > 0:33:55Nope, it's a film about mud!

0:33:55 > 0:33:58The mud in this scene magically disappears from that boy's trousers.

0:33:58 > 0:34:00Huh! It must be a fairy tale

0:34:00 > 0:34:02when you don't even need to wash your grubby kecks.

0:34:07 > 0:34:09End Of Watch is a hard-hitting and intense movie

0:34:09 > 0:34:12set on 06-08-2011, which,

0:34:12 > 0:34:16being America, means it's 8th June. Nutters!

0:34:16 > 0:34:19But look here.

0:34:19 > 0:34:23Jake's paperwork says 8-19-12, a whole year in their future,

0:34:23 > 0:34:26and either the 19th of August or the 8th of Matthewary,

0:34:26 > 0:34:28the 19th month in my invented calendar.

0:34:28 > 0:34:31I'm angry you didn't include "Benuary".

0:34:32 > 0:34:35"Nobenber" had more of a ring to it, for some reason.

0:34:39 > 0:34:45Life Of Pi. Beautiful cinematography, but terrible mistakes.

0:34:45 > 0:34:47This is an absolute disgrace!

0:34:47 > 0:34:50- Look at the ship.- Choppy waters.

0:34:50 > 0:34:54Indeed, Matthew. But has our boy Pi noticed? Somehow, no.

0:34:54 > 0:34:57His bedroom is incredibly calm.

0:34:57 > 0:35:01- Wait, is that supposed to be on the same ship?- I know!

0:35:04 > 0:35:08Look at this girl in the bottom centre.

0:35:08 > 0:35:12- Can you see a flower in her hair? - Sir, I tell you, I cannot.

0:35:12 > 0:35:14Well, look again!

0:35:14 > 0:35:16- Gadzooks!- Ben, are you all right?

0:35:16 > 0:35:19Think so. Are you sure that's his teeth?

0:35:24 > 0:35:27It's the nostalgically fun and sweet comedy Wreck-It Ralph.

0:35:27 > 0:35:30But there's nothing funny about this mistake.

0:35:30 > 0:35:33- Nonetheless, we've included it. - Oh, God, yeah.

0:35:33 > 0:35:37Her dress is shiny with leaves and flowers on it.

0:35:37 > 0:35:40Look again, it's a plain dress.

0:35:41 > 0:35:43Whoo!

0:35:44 > 0:35:48And seconds later, she's by the door, wearing the original dress.

0:35:48 > 0:35:50I don't know what to believe any more!

0:35:51 > 0:35:53It's Ralph!

0:35:55 > 0:35:58Now, I've got a bone to pick with you, Ralph.

0:35:58 > 0:36:01This is that candy go-kart game over by Whack-a-Mole.

0:36:01 > 0:36:03I've got to get out of here!

0:36:03 > 0:36:07Mole? Whack-a-MOLE, is it, Ralph?

0:36:07 > 0:36:11- Hah! It's Whack-a-TROLL! - Wildly inconsistent.

0:36:11 > 0:36:14Which is what I shouted when I first watched this film.

0:36:14 > 0:36:17Is that why we're banned from the Odeon in Crystal Palace?

0:36:17 > 0:36:19Essentially, yes.

0:36:21 > 0:36:23Ralph is sticking Sour Bill to a candy tree.

0:36:23 > 0:36:26Note the branch pointing downwards.

0:36:26 > 0:36:28- Stick around.- It's OK, I will.

0:36:28 > 0:36:32But now Sour Bill has freed himself, and in freeing himself

0:36:32 > 0:36:36has somehow twisted the branch so it points to his right.

0:36:36 > 0:36:38Doubly impressive given that his hands

0:36:38 > 0:36:42- and feet float next to his body. - All very sloppy.

0:36:48 > 0:36:51Is this Ryan Gosling starring as the Milky Bar Kid?

0:36:51 > 0:36:54No, Tom, this is the powerful and intriguing drama

0:36:54 > 0:36:56- The Place Beyond The Pines. - Oh, that's a shame.

0:36:56 > 0:36:58He could have shared his stash of chocolate with

0:36:58 > 0:37:00the lady at the table behind him.

0:37:00 > 0:37:03Those plates the waitress just brought over vanished.

0:37:05 > 0:37:08Anything you think I might want to know before I leave here?

0:37:12 > 0:37:16- Continuity.- What, when you have trouble with your bowels?

0:37:16 > 0:37:21- No, that's incontinuity.- When you resume drinking a cup of PG Tips?

0:37:21 > 0:37:25No, that's "continue a tea".

0:37:25 > 0:37:27Errors, like those two "jokes",

0:37:27 > 0:37:29are things that should never have happened,

0:37:29 > 0:37:32and continuity errors are the bread and butter of Movie Mistakes.

0:37:32 > 0:37:36What, when you move some Eskimos to the Home Counties?

0:37:36 > 0:37:40- No, that's "Kent Inuit...y".- Enough!

0:37:42 > 0:37:44Some inspired performances in Hitchcock.

0:37:44 > 0:37:46And luckily, some brilliant bloopers.

0:37:46 > 0:37:50Alfred Hitchcock is in the middle of a chapter of Psycho

0:37:50 > 0:37:51when Alma rudely interrupts him.

0:37:51 > 0:37:53..Mr Whitfield-Cook.

0:37:55 > 0:37:58This could be the one, Hitch.

0:37:58 > 0:38:00I'll read it later.

0:38:00 > 0:38:04But now, he's reading from the start of the chapter.

0:38:04 > 0:38:07- I sometimes have to re-read things if I'm interrupted.- Re-reading, eh?

0:38:07 > 0:38:09That's just showing off twice.

0:38:12 > 0:38:15Here's Hitch in a napkin, reading a paper

0:38:15 > 0:38:19- and displaying terrible table manners.- I can't see anything wrong.

0:38:19 > 0:38:21I forgot to tell you...

0:38:21 > 0:38:24Well, the paper is gone and he takes off his napkin.

0:38:24 > 0:38:26Taxi to... Where was it, dear?

0:38:26 > 0:38:30But here they're both back.

0:38:30 > 0:38:33And, just to confuse and alienate Alma, they're both gone again!

0:38:33 > 0:38:36Well, would you care to hear my opinion?

0:38:36 > 0:38:39While the actual mistake here is that he only SIPS at the wine.

0:38:39 > 0:38:42He should drink it all before it goes off.

0:38:45 > 0:38:48Now, I'd be the last person you'd think would enjoy a high school

0:38:48 > 0:38:52- movie about a cappella groups.- No, you wouldn't.

0:38:52 > 0:38:55- I'm not shocked.- But check out the smart and sassy Pitch Perfect.

0:38:55 > 0:38:59See how there's no-one sat behind the judges...

0:38:59 > 0:39:01But now there are two people!

0:39:01 > 0:39:05And in just a tick, there's only one of them. And he's moved seats.

0:39:08 > 0:39:11Undecided about how to wear your hair in the finals of a

0:39:11 > 0:39:14- high school a cappella music competition?- Always.

0:39:14 > 0:39:18So, do as Aubrey does. Wear it up...

0:39:18 > 0:39:22# As you walk on by... #

0:39:23 > 0:39:25..Then down...

0:39:25 > 0:39:27CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:39:27 > 0:39:30- Then up again! - Oh, genius! Thanks, Matthew.

0:39:30 > 0:39:34- Tom, you don't have any hair. - Not on my HEAD...

0:39:38 > 0:39:42Yes! It's time for action thriller Jack Reacher.

0:39:42 > 0:39:44I blooming love this film!

0:39:44 > 0:39:48Jack Reacher is my third favourite Jack,

0:39:48 > 0:39:50after Daniel's and -ie Collins.

0:39:50 > 0:39:55Now, Jack's first concern in any high-speed car chase is safety.

0:39:55 > 0:39:58See this Pennsylvania car safety inspection sticker?

0:39:58 > 0:40:01The date on it starts off as September 2012.

0:40:03 > 0:40:06But that 9 soon changes itself to 6.

0:40:08 > 0:40:09And then to a blurry 8.

0:40:12 > 0:40:13Then 7.

0:40:16 > 0:40:18And then, back to 9!

0:40:20 > 0:40:23Meaning he has his car safety-inspected a whopping

0:40:23 > 0:40:26five times in just the one - admittedly, far too long - chase.

0:40:26 > 0:40:30The great thing about this show is that it can really ruin

0:40:30 > 0:40:34action films for you on a more-or-less permanent basis.

0:40:34 > 0:40:35You're welcome.

0:40:42 > 0:40:49Now, look at this parking meter. At first, it's a 10-hour limit.

0:40:49 > 0:40:50Then, it's just 30 minutes.

0:40:50 > 0:40:53He really is a law unto himself.

0:40:53 > 0:40:56By "he", do you mean the continuity guy?

0:40:56 > 0:40:57Sure.

0:41:01 > 0:41:04It's you... The guy from the car.

0:41:04 > 0:41:08- This bad guy plays by no rules, not even the rules of time.- How's that?

0:41:08 > 0:41:10Well, check out his phone.

0:41:11 > 0:41:15- Are you hurt?- Well, she's going to be if you're not here in one hour.

0:41:15 > 0:41:19The duration of the phone call changes from the mid-20s...

0:41:19 > 0:41:24- to the low tens.- It's perverse.

0:41:29 > 0:41:32It's time for the awesome Iron Man 3,

0:41:32 > 0:41:37- and my lifetime hero, Tony Stark. - Don't get too upset by this, Ben,

0:41:37 > 0:41:40but it's not quite an iron-clad addition to the movie franchise.

0:41:40 > 0:41:43- What?- See this young lady?

0:41:43 > 0:41:47She takes off his glasses and without turning them round,

0:41:47 > 0:41:49places them on her face!

0:41:49 > 0:41:51No wonder he looks so confused.

0:41:53 > 0:41:57The great thing about films is that they can teach us so much.

0:41:57 > 0:41:59Yeah, for example, Forrest Gump taught me

0:41:59 > 0:42:02that it's wise to invest early in shrimp restaurants.

0:42:02 > 0:42:04And Schindler's List taught me

0:42:04 > 0:42:08that a splash of red can really make an outfit stand out in the crowd.

0:42:08 > 0:42:11What I meant was, even movie mistakes can afford us

0:42:11 > 0:42:14- a life lesson or two. Shall we take a look?- Yeah.

0:42:14 > 0:42:18I didn't blow my shrimp fortune on a massive telly to not watch it.

0:42:22 > 0:42:25Another error, from the gripping Argo.

0:42:25 > 0:42:29Have a read of the important stuff here.

0:42:29 > 0:42:32I'm presuming you mean the factual epilogue to this quite serious film?

0:42:32 > 0:42:34Not at all, Matthew.

0:42:34 > 0:42:37That child has wrongly labelled his Star Wars figures!

0:42:37 > 0:42:40The Jawa and Sandpeople figurines are under each other's

0:42:40 > 0:42:44labels on this display stand! What a moron.

0:42:52 > 0:42:57Ah, Skyfall. Properly exciting, but littered with mistakes.

0:42:57 > 0:43:01Take a look at this MP in the grey floral dress.

0:43:01 > 0:43:04There she goes, scrambling for cover.

0:43:04 > 0:43:07But wait, she's sat back down again!

0:43:07 > 0:43:09Huh?!

0:43:16 > 0:43:18Is that what you want?

0:43:18 > 0:43:22Another Iron Man 3 misfire with Downey Jr and some specs.

0:43:22 > 0:43:25..I've been wanting to send to the Mandarin. I just didn't know how...

0:43:25 > 0:43:29Definitely not wearing any here. And now they're back on.

0:43:29 > 0:43:30Stark obeys no rules.

0:43:30 > 0:43:33And not exactly a mistake, but that reporter should

0:43:33 > 0:43:36hold his phone horizontally, that footage is going to be useless!

0:43:36 > 0:43:38I'm going to come and get the body.

0:43:38 > 0:43:40There's no politics here, just good, old-fashioned revenge.

0:43:47 > 0:43:49Here's something it's perfectly normal to have

0:43:49 > 0:43:54noticed in the gut-wrenchingly emotional Flight. Check out his eye.

0:43:54 > 0:43:57I see it. Bloodshot, as you might expect.

0:43:59 > 0:44:02- But what now, Tom? - Crikey! It's normal!

0:44:02 > 0:44:04That's American health care for you.

0:44:04 > 0:44:07And all for the mere cost of his family home.

0:44:14 > 0:44:15I assure you, Geoffrey,

0:44:15 > 0:44:18my murders are always models of taste and discretion.

0:44:18 > 0:44:22The decent character piece Hitchcock again.

0:44:22 > 0:44:26And this stenographer is padding the keys like nobody's business.

0:44:26 > 0:44:29Hah! That's not how stenograph...ising looks.

0:44:29 > 0:44:31She should be moving her fingers individually!

0:44:31 > 0:44:33Yeah, Ben, that's how YOU type.

0:44:41 > 0:44:43Guys, don't you hate photo booths?

0:44:43 > 0:44:47They always seem to charge you at least £1.50 more than they say.

0:44:47 > 0:44:49What's worse is when they print a different photo to what's

0:44:49 > 0:44:53happening in reality! In the totally average On The Road,

0:44:53 > 0:44:56the boys are in a different position in the photo that gets printed.

0:44:56 > 0:44:59See this expression? No wonder they chopped it up.

0:45:07 > 0:45:10Django Unchained - unmistakably Tarantino.

0:45:10 > 0:45:13Here, Django earns his freedom via a game of hat-tossing.

0:45:13 > 0:45:18- You've not seen this film, have you? - No, I've not, my mum won't let me.

0:45:18 > 0:45:22See how the hat is resting at approximately 43 degrees?

0:45:22 > 0:45:2543, 44, yeah.

0:45:25 > 0:45:27Well, now it's back totally level.

0:45:27 > 0:45:31Amazing. Django, claim your freedom.

0:45:31 > 0:45:33That's a fancy word for servant.

0:45:46 > 0:45:50Every generation of movie mistakers

0:45:50 > 0:45:54is defined by one or two individuals,

0:45:54 > 0:45:59actors who care not for continuity errors, or brush aside anachronisms.

0:45:59 > 0:46:03No, these actors take the bull by the horns...

0:46:03 > 0:46:05and hold it the wrong way round.

0:46:06 > 0:46:12Inside The Clunkers Studio is proud to welcome a master mistaker.

0:46:12 > 0:46:15Ladies, and indeed gentlemen,

0:46:15 > 0:46:18please welcome Mr Bruce Willis.

0:46:18 > 0:46:20Bruce.

0:46:20 > 0:46:22James.

0:46:22 > 0:46:27Bruce, could you share with us your memory of your first movie mistake?

0:46:27 > 0:46:31I guess that would be Die Hard 2: Die Harder.

0:46:31 > 0:46:33CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:46:33 > 0:46:38What a tour de force, and I'm sure we all know all too well

0:46:38 > 0:46:39the scene in question,

0:46:39 > 0:46:42but how does one prepare for playing a role

0:46:42 > 0:46:45- in the middle of winter when it's actually summer?- It was easy.

0:46:45 > 0:46:49- You make it look easy. - No, no, it was easy.

0:46:49 > 0:46:52I mean, they just don't bother to hide that it's sunny outside

0:46:52 > 0:46:57- and then sprinkle a bit of fake snow on my jacket.- Such skill.

0:46:57 > 0:47:03And there are snowless green trees - an allegory for hope, perhaps?

0:47:03 > 0:47:04Perhaps.

0:47:04 > 0:47:08Now, if I may, I'd like to talk about your comedic exploits

0:47:08 > 0:47:10in the sublime and clever Death Becomes Her.

0:47:10 > 0:47:13APPLAUSE

0:47:13 > 0:47:17How was it performing a comedic role

0:47:17 > 0:47:22alongside two of the world's most beloved actresses?

0:47:22 > 0:47:26Well, I had a moustache, so I felt funnier.

0:47:28 > 0:47:30Filming it was a lot of fun, though.

0:47:30 > 0:47:34I mean, there were times when I had to literally just run onto stage

0:47:34 > 0:47:37even before the make-up artist had finished with me.

0:47:37 > 0:47:40Ah, yes, here we can see the greyish make-up

0:47:40 > 0:47:43- ending on your jaw line. Absolutely fabulous.- Yeah.

0:47:43 > 0:47:48- And there's me opening a door from the left side.- But on the other side,

0:47:48 > 0:47:51the doorknob is still on the left, when it should be on the right.

0:47:51 > 0:47:53It's inspirational.

0:47:54 > 0:47:59Yeah, I spend a lot of time on set swapping hinges on doors.

0:47:59 > 0:48:01I'd like you to share with us

0:48:01 > 0:48:05your feelings about the inimitable Last Boy Scout.

0:48:05 > 0:48:08CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:48:09 > 0:48:13Yeah, I had to work really hard to get a blooper in on that one.

0:48:13 > 0:48:16There was one scene where I had to be unconscious,

0:48:16 > 0:48:20so I thought, "Bruce, how can you do something here?"

0:48:20 > 0:48:24So I just tried really hard to not look unconscious.

0:48:25 > 0:48:30See, I'm being helped into a car by some thugs and I use my legs.

0:48:31 > 0:48:35- That's not the only mistake in the film, is it?- No.

0:48:35 > 0:48:37There's a member of the crew in the background

0:48:37 > 0:48:42with a ladder. It wasn't me, so I had him fired.

0:48:42 > 0:48:45There he is in the background, to the right.

0:48:45 > 0:48:47As it wasn't me committing the mistake,

0:48:47 > 0:48:50I had it removed off the Blu-ray version.

0:48:51 > 0:48:56Oh, Bruce, let's take a question from the audience.

0:48:56 > 0:49:00Good evening, Mr Willis. My name's Robert Hoppleby.

0:49:00 > 0:49:02- I'm a second-year actor.- So?

0:49:02 > 0:49:05In a career riddled with mistakes,

0:49:05 > 0:49:07are there any that your public are yet to discover?

0:49:07 > 0:49:10I'm very glad you asked that question,

0:49:10 > 0:49:13because actually, there is a mistake that nobody's ever seen

0:49:13 > 0:49:15that's very dear to my heart,

0:49:15 > 0:49:18and I'd like to share it with you this evening.

0:49:18 > 0:49:19Ladies and gentlemen,

0:49:19 > 0:49:21another first for Inside The Clunkers Studio.

0:49:23 > 0:49:28Last year, I was in a little film. Some of you might have seen it.

0:49:28 > 0:49:29It was called Looper.

0:49:29 > 0:49:32SILENCE

0:49:32 > 0:49:38Let's take a look. Here I am in a scene with a lesser actor.

0:49:38 > 0:49:42Watch very closely as the waitress brings us things.

0:49:42 > 0:49:47I'm having difficulty taking my eyes off your own performance, Bruce.

0:49:47 > 0:49:48Yeah, but look there.

0:49:48 > 0:49:53- Suddenly, the coffee and water appear out of nowhere.- Brilliant!

0:49:53 > 0:49:56Yeah, I had them hidden in my lap

0:49:56 > 0:50:00and then I popped them out when they changed shot.

0:50:00 > 0:50:03They asked if they could reshoot, but I refused.

0:50:03 > 0:50:07- Truly masterful. - Yeah, but there's more.

0:50:07 > 0:50:12That so-called... Jason Gordon-Levitt, is that his name?

0:50:12 > 0:50:16- Yep.- They tried to make him look like me.- He is a lucky man.

0:50:16 > 0:50:18Yeah, the make-up artist tried really hard,

0:50:18 > 0:50:24but the thing is, I have lobed ears, whereas he does not.

0:50:24 > 0:50:27Yes, but I suppose nothing could be done about that.

0:50:27 > 0:50:31That's where you're wrong, James. He used to have lobed ears.

0:50:31 > 0:50:33In fact, they were identical to mine,

0:50:33 > 0:50:39- but I forced him to have them sewn up.- Such creativity.

0:50:39 > 0:50:44Yeah, such a lot of pain for such an inconsequential thing.

0:50:44 > 0:50:46Bruce Willis, we thank you.

0:50:46 > 0:50:48CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:50:48 > 0:50:49(Can you pay me in cash?)

0:50:57 > 0:51:00Even the sharpest amongst us have experienced moments of idiocy.

0:51:00 > 0:51:02Um, I haven't.

0:51:02 > 0:51:05Are you still developing that range of asbestos balaclavas, Ben?

0:51:05 > 0:51:08Sure am, my man.

0:51:08 > 0:51:09HE COUGHS

0:51:09 > 0:51:11But even Ben at the peak of his powers

0:51:11 > 0:51:15can't compete with these pretty awful clunkers we've got coming up.

0:51:16 > 0:51:19Some would argue that remaking Total Recall

0:51:19 > 0:51:22- was a moment of idiocy itself. - It's not great.

0:51:22 > 0:51:26Colin Farrell, sorting through some passports.

0:51:26 > 0:51:28Here's good old Henry Reed.

0:51:28 > 0:51:30More like "Henty Reed".

0:51:30 > 0:51:31Oh, you're right!

0:51:31 > 0:51:34Across the bottom of the passport, his name is misspelled.

0:51:34 > 0:51:36- Amazing spot, Tom.- Damn right.

0:51:36 > 0:51:40Not just a pretty face and a steady set of calves.

0:51:40 > 0:51:41Also, can I just say,

0:51:41 > 0:51:45his signature is frankly embarrassing.

0:51:51 > 0:51:57Blimey! Argo has more continuity errors than factual errors.

0:51:57 > 0:52:01Right, we all know what safety glass being smashed sounds like, yeah?

0:52:01 > 0:52:05- The crunch of freedom. - Beg your pardon, Ben?- Nothing.

0:52:05 > 0:52:07But listen to this.

0:52:07 > 0:52:11That's ordinary glass breaking.

0:52:15 > 0:52:19I'd like to talk to you boys about Hit And Run.

0:52:19 > 0:52:24- The film we're currently watching? - Oh, yes. Yes, of course, the film.

0:52:24 > 0:52:26Good, because there are gaffes galore.

0:52:26 > 0:52:28- Really, Ben?- Yep, check this out.

0:52:28 > 0:52:31Randy is chatting to Charlie on his iPhone

0:52:31 > 0:52:34and he's only gone and held it upside down.

0:52:34 > 0:52:36These actors with their challenging jobs(!)

0:52:36 > 0:52:39Look, can't even hold the coffee properly.

0:52:39 > 0:52:41That doesn't quite class as a movie mistake.

0:52:50 > 0:52:55- Hit And Run? More like miss and run. Am I right, boys?- Nicely done, Ben.

0:52:55 > 0:52:59- That fist isn't touching him. - No, no, he's a martial artist.

0:52:59 > 0:53:02He's mastered the minus-one-inch punch.

0:53:02 > 0:53:05He's mainly hitting him with chi.

0:53:07 > 0:53:10We're staying here. Let's go.

0:53:12 > 0:53:15The smartly character-focused Wolverine again.

0:53:15 > 0:53:16Now, notice that it's daytime

0:53:16 > 0:53:19- when Logan and Mariko enter the love hotel.- Duly noticed.

0:53:19 > 0:53:22Well, by the time they've made it up to their room,

0:53:22 > 0:53:25- it's darkest night. What's up with that?- That's just proved

0:53:25 > 0:53:29that even the transition from night to day is more efficient in Japan.

0:53:33 > 0:53:38- Check out Yukio and that black portfolio she's handed.- Sure.

0:53:39 > 0:53:42I can't, Princess. I'm a soldier.

0:53:42 > 0:53:45Look again. It's gone.

0:53:45 > 0:53:49That's probably just her mutant power, making admin disappear.

0:53:49 > 0:53:53Actually, her mutant power is foreseeing people's deaths.

0:53:53 > 0:53:56- Thanks for bringing the mood down, Matthew.- You're very welcome, sir.

0:54:00 > 0:54:03Intelligent and glossy thriller Jack Reacher here.

0:54:03 > 0:54:06Now, we all know Tom Cruise is quite a short man,

0:54:06 > 0:54:11- but this looks ridiculous.- He's just reversing down that dirt path.

0:54:11 > 0:54:14But listen. You can hear gears changing.

0:54:14 > 0:54:17GEARS REV

0:54:19 > 0:54:21You can't change gear in reverse!

0:54:21 > 0:54:25Unless Cruise has used his millions to pay for multiple reverse gears.

0:54:29 > 0:54:35It's the bright and bewildering Looper. Now, what's 7x8? Yes, 56.

0:54:35 > 0:54:39So why, when we change shot, has it moved a space on the board?

0:54:39 > 0:54:42Possibly because the kid is an evil psychic?

0:54:42 > 0:54:45I didn't think you understood Looper that well, Ben,

0:54:45 > 0:54:46but that's not a bad shout.

0:54:50 > 0:54:53Aha! 56 is back, and now we have 21, too.

0:54:54 > 0:54:57Based on his face, definitely evil and psychic.

0:54:59 > 0:55:04Now the 21 tile's disappeared and 56 is back in the wrong place.

0:55:05 > 0:55:08Do this now, OK? You have 32 there. I know you know this one.

0:55:08 > 0:55:11And then the 21 comes back,

0:55:11 > 0:55:15with the 56 still misplaced as the kid puts down 32 where 56 should be.

0:55:16 > 0:55:19- No, 8x3 is what?- 32.

0:55:19 > 0:55:218x3 is what?

0:55:21 > 0:55:26Was that in any way worth the agony of rewatching this in such detail?

0:55:26 > 0:55:28Not remotely. Oh, hang on.

0:55:28 > 0:55:32- I think I've found another. Go back a sec.- Oh!

0:55:32 > 0:55:37There, see? He has a fine set of demonic front teeth.

0:55:37 > 0:55:43- Now rewind again.- You'll wear the DVD out! Or something.- Look!

0:55:43 > 0:55:48- Now he's missing one.- I hate child actors, like Danny DeVito.

0:55:48 > 0:55:52- Ben, DeVito's been acting since the '60s.- Great.

0:55:52 > 0:55:54So he's a prolific child actor.

0:55:54 > 0:55:56She's not my mom.

0:55:59 > 0:56:02Jim Broadbent as the very British Timothy Cavendish here

0:56:02 > 0:56:06in the not entirely successful adaptation of Cloud Atlas.

0:56:06 > 0:56:10He's typing a screenplay... and pause.

0:56:11 > 0:56:12"Laboring" without a U?

0:56:12 > 0:56:16Not a very British way of spelling the word, is it, Broadbent?

0:56:16 > 0:56:19Maybe he was commenting on this mistake,

0:56:19 > 0:56:23"la boring", which is French for "It's boring".

0:56:23 > 0:56:25And that's your lot.

0:56:25 > 0:56:28See you soon for some more great movie mistakes!

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