0:00:02 > 0:00:05There was once a noble quest undertaken by Tommo and Ben,
0:00:05 > 0:00:09two hairy men from the Midlands, and Matthew the painfully white.
0:00:09 > 0:00:13Bravely, they sought out motion picture mishaps,
0:00:13 > 0:00:16cinematic screw-ups and filmic failures.
0:00:18 > 0:00:22They travelled as far as Odeon and through the many caverns of Vue,
0:00:22 > 0:00:25where they have returned with their prey,
0:00:25 > 0:00:29captured on shiny golden rings known as DVDs.
0:00:29 > 0:00:33Fine, fine, I know they're not gold.
0:00:33 > 0:00:38Join them now as they celebrate Great Movie Mistakes.
0:00:41 > 0:00:45- Rotten Tomatoes. - Oh! Yes, please! My favourite.
0:00:45 > 0:00:46Think I'll stick to the popcorn.
0:00:46 > 0:00:49- It's a movie review site.- What?
0:00:49 > 0:00:54Uninformed slobs lying around giving their inexpert opinion on films.
0:00:54 > 0:00:58- I hate that.- Yeah. Just imagine.
0:00:58 > 0:01:00HE BELCHES
0:01:00 > 0:01:04Anyway, this section features films that were the darlings of the critics
0:01:04 > 0:01:07and rated most highly on IMDb, Rotten Tomatoes, that sort of thing.
0:01:07 > 0:01:11- I hope it features my favourite film of 2013.- What was that, Ben?
0:01:11 > 0:01:13Waterworld.
0:01:13 > 0:01:18Well, A, that was made in 1995 and B, it was cobblers, mate.
0:01:18 > 0:01:21Actually, Tom, the Waterworld I'm referring to was
0:01:21 > 0:01:25a 15-minute clip on a rather niche premium website.
0:01:25 > 0:01:27Let's have a look at those mistakes.
0:01:28 > 0:01:32Looper is a clever and original time-travel film.
0:01:32 > 0:01:35I say this because I actually understand it.
0:01:35 > 0:01:37But look at the gun.
0:01:37 > 0:01:38He cocks it.
0:01:40 > 0:01:42Now, it's uncocked.
0:01:46 > 0:01:47Now, he's cocked it again.
0:01:48 > 0:01:52- Sounds like my weekend. - Was that supposed to be smutty?
0:01:52 > 0:01:54- No, I bought a gun.- Oh.
0:01:54 > 0:01:57What the hell's going on out there?
0:02:01 > 0:02:02So, let me get this straight.
0:02:02 > 0:02:06Bruce Willis and Joseph Gordon-Levitt are the same person?
0:02:06 > 0:02:07If that's the case,
0:02:07 > 0:02:10why is Bruce left-handed...
0:02:12 > 0:02:14..and Joseph right-handed?
0:02:14 > 0:02:16That's a damn fine point.
0:02:16 > 0:02:19- I think Bruce might just be using a left-handed gun.- Ssh, Ben.
0:02:26 > 0:02:28Let's play a game of "Who's In The Truck?"
0:02:28 > 0:02:30- The kid and his- mum! If only.
0:02:36 > 0:02:38Look again, it's empty!
0:02:38 > 0:02:42Apart from a roll cage to stop the people who aren't even in there
0:02:42 > 0:02:43getting hurt.
0:02:43 > 0:02:47Clearly, the director removed the child and actress before the crash
0:02:47 > 0:02:52which, in terms of verisimilitude, is frankly irresponsible.
0:02:52 > 0:02:54I'm sorry.
0:02:56 > 0:03:00You never cared about her and you never cared about us.
0:03:00 > 0:03:04Mud, an engrossing, heart-warming modern fairy tale.
0:03:04 > 0:03:07Not about the cheesy glam-rock group from the '70s?
0:03:07 > 0:03:09No, it's a film about mud.
0:03:09 > 0:03:13The mud in this scene magically disappears from that boy's trousers.
0:03:13 > 0:03:16Must be a fairy tale when you don't even need to wash your grubby kecks.
0:03:21 > 0:03:25End Of Watch is a hard-hitting and intense movie
0:03:25 > 0:03:29set on 06/08/2011 which, being America, means it's the 8th of June.
0:03:29 > 0:03:32- Nutters.- But look here!
0:03:32 > 0:03:37Jake's paperwork says 8/19/12, a whole year in their future,
0:03:37 > 0:03:40and either the 19th of August or the 8th of Matthewary,
0:03:40 > 0:03:43the 19th month in my invented calendar.
0:03:43 > 0:03:46I'm angry you didn't include Benuary.
0:03:46 > 0:03:49Nobenber had more of a ring to it for some reason.
0:03:53 > 0:03:59Life Of Pi. Beautiful cinematography but terrible mistakes.
0:03:59 > 0:04:03- This is an absolute disgrace! Look at the ship.- Choppy waters.
0:04:03 > 0:04:08Indeed, Matthew. But has our boy, Pi, noticed? Somehow, no.
0:04:08 > 0:04:11His bedroom is incredibly calm.
0:04:11 > 0:04:15- Wait, that's supposed to be in the same ship?- I know!
0:04:19 > 0:04:21Look at this girl in the bottom centre.
0:04:21 > 0:04:24Can you see a flower in her hair?
0:04:24 > 0:04:26- IN MEDIEVAL STYLE: - Sir, I tell you I cannot.
0:04:26 > 0:04:28Well, look again!
0:04:28 > 0:04:31- Gadzooks!- Ben, are you all right?
0:04:31 > 0:04:33I think so. Are you sure this is tea?
0:04:38 > 0:04:42It's the nostalgically-fun and sweet comedy Wreck-It Ralph.
0:04:42 > 0:04:44But there's nothing funny about this mistake.
0:04:44 > 0:04:47- Nonetheless, we've included it. - Oh, God, yeah.
0:04:48 > 0:04:52- Deanna's dress is shiny with leaves and flowers on it.- Look again.
0:04:52 > 0:04:53It's a plain dress.
0:04:58 > 0:05:02And seconds later, she's by the door wearing the original dress.
0:05:02 > 0:05:04I don't know what to believe any more.
0:05:09 > 0:05:12Now, I've got a bone to pick with you, Ralph.
0:05:12 > 0:05:15This is that candy go-kart game over by the Whack-A-Mole.
0:05:15 > 0:05:19- I've got to get out of here.- Mole? Whack-A-Mole, is it, Ralph?
0:05:21 > 0:05:24Ha! It's Whack-A-Troll!
0:05:24 > 0:05:26Wildly inconsistent, which is what I shouted
0:05:26 > 0:05:28when I first watched this film.
0:05:28 > 0:05:31Is that why we're banned from the Odeon in Crystal Palace?
0:05:31 > 0:05:33Essentially, yes.
0:05:35 > 0:05:37Ralph's sticking Sour Bill to a candy tree.
0:05:37 > 0:05:40Note the branch pointing downwards.
0:05:40 > 0:05:42- Stick around.- Yes, OK, I will.
0:05:43 > 0:05:47But now, Sour Bill has freed himself and, in freeing himself,
0:05:47 > 0:05:50has somehow twisted the branch so it points to his right.
0:05:50 > 0:05:53Doubly impressive given that his hands and feet
0:05:53 > 0:05:54float next to his body.
0:05:54 > 0:05:56All very sloppy.
0:06:02 > 0:06:05Is this Ryan Gosling starring as the Milky Bar Kid?
0:06:05 > 0:06:06No, Tom, this is the powerful
0:06:06 > 0:06:10- and intriguing drama The Place Beyond The Pines.- Oh, that's a shame.
0:06:10 > 0:06:13He could have shared his stash of chocolate with
0:06:13 > 0:06:14the lady at the table behind him.
0:06:14 > 0:06:17Those plates the waitress just brought over have vanished.
0:06:19 > 0:06:22Anything you think I might want to know before I leave here?
0:06:25 > 0:06:28Hi, guys. Ben here.
0:06:28 > 0:06:31I'd just like to remind everyone
0:06:31 > 0:06:34that not all films have to be intellectual.
0:06:34 > 0:06:37They don't all need a plot or a script.
0:06:37 > 0:06:42Sometimes all you need to have a good time is to watch a man
0:06:42 > 0:06:44get hit in the crotch.
0:06:44 > 0:06:45Awww!
0:06:46 > 0:06:48Ben makes a valid point.
0:06:48 > 0:06:53Sometimes you just can't beat a bit of lowbrow comedy.
0:06:53 > 0:06:57Urgh! I've changed my mind, this isn't funny at all!
0:06:57 > 0:07:01Here's a selection of lowbrow clunkers. Enjoy!
0:07:01 > 0:07:03CLANK
0:07:06 > 0:07:08I don't know, you tell me.
0:07:08 > 0:07:11Ah, The Hangover III, an utter movie mistake
0:07:11 > 0:07:13distilling all the worst bits of
0:07:13 > 0:07:17the brilliant Hangover I and the middling Hangover II.
0:07:19 > 0:07:23Mr Chow here is going mental with a knife to Stu's neck.
0:07:23 > 0:07:25The right side of Stu's neck, that is.
0:07:25 > 0:07:29So how come the cut's on his left side for the rest of the film?
0:07:29 > 0:07:32And more to the point, why was this awful film made?
0:07:32 > 0:07:34HE SINGS: # Money! #
0:07:44 > 0:07:46Quick, guys, it's Zach Galifianakis,
0:07:46 > 0:07:48the best thing about The Hangover III.
0:07:48 > 0:07:51Sorry, Matthew, the sound editors have ruined this scene for me.
0:07:51 > 0:07:54You see this saucy exchange of a lollipop?
0:07:54 > 0:07:56Cor, do I?!
0:07:56 > 0:07:58SHE SUCKS AND RATTLES LOLLIPOP
0:08:00 > 0:08:02LOLLIPOP CRUNCHES
0:08:02 > 0:08:05Clearly she's crunching and chewing on the lollipop.
0:08:08 > 0:08:13- There it is, whole again.- Thanks a bunch, sound effects people(!)
0:08:16 > 0:08:18'Are you in a library?'
0:08:18 > 0:08:20It's the cast of the Wedding Crashers
0:08:20 > 0:08:23doing a not-as-good film.
0:08:23 > 0:08:25Yeah, The Internship wasn't exactly laugh-out-loud.
0:08:25 > 0:08:29This scene's funny, though. But not the way they intended.
0:08:29 > 0:08:32Check out the books behind them. They keep changing!
0:08:32 > 0:08:34And the red trolley
0:08:34 > 0:08:36disappears constantly!
0:08:36 > 0:08:39Much like my will to live whilst watching this film.
0:08:41 > 0:08:44Now, there's a lot of hate for Movie 43.
0:08:44 > 0:08:46That's because it's absolutely
0:08:46 > 0:08:49one of the worst films in the history of cinema.
0:08:50 > 0:08:52Oh, come on, it's got a great cast!
0:08:52 > 0:08:55Who were all essentially blackmailed into doing the film
0:08:55 > 0:08:58by the directors. Here's the actually very talented
0:08:58 > 0:09:00Anna Faris and Chris Pratt.
0:09:00 > 0:09:05- This is perfect.- Julie, we've been together for over a year.
0:09:05 > 0:09:0716 months and two weeks.
0:09:07 > 0:09:08THEY LAUGH
0:09:08 > 0:09:11And in that time, I've come to realise that...
0:09:12 > 0:09:14..you mean everything to me.
0:09:14 > 0:09:16Oh, Doug, you, too!
0:09:16 > 0:09:19- Aw, Julie and Doug.- No, no, Ben!
0:09:19 > 0:09:22They call themselves that here, but on the credits, see,
0:09:22 > 0:09:25they're listed as "Vanessa" and "Jason!"
0:09:25 > 0:09:28I'd argue that's another great gag in a great film!
0:09:28 > 0:09:32I'd argue it's another misfire in a film that should have
0:09:32 > 0:09:33genuinely never been made.
0:09:37 > 0:09:40It's the unashamedly crude Ted.
0:09:40 > 0:09:43Marky Mark wants to prove he's all grown up
0:09:43 > 0:09:47since his time with the so-called Funky Bunch in the early '90s.
0:09:47 > 0:09:51But, look, he can do up his tie and everything!
0:09:51 > 0:09:54And, for further emphasis, he does it up again.
0:09:54 > 0:09:57Hanging around with a teddy bear isn't terribly adult.
0:09:57 > 0:09:58It's just a movie, Ben.
0:10:03 > 0:10:06And, OK, this is ridiculous. When Mila Kunis comes out of the shower,
0:10:06 > 0:10:09she has full make-up on!
0:10:09 > 0:10:11Down here. Not looking up your towel, swear to God.
0:10:11 > 0:10:14Not looking up your towel, not looking at your funny business.
0:10:14 > 0:10:18Hang on, Ben. There is a chance that she actually is that beautiful.
0:10:18 > 0:10:20Or that she's wearing waterproof mascara?
0:10:20 > 0:10:24Let me talk first, all right? And then you can say whatever you want.
0:10:24 > 0:10:26Well, I'm marking it up as a mistake.
0:10:32 > 0:10:36It's time for Donny, aka Giovanni Ribisi, to show us his dance moves.
0:10:36 > 0:10:38Some pretty decent hip work there.
0:10:44 > 0:10:48And now, thanks to his disappearing drink, he can use his arms.
0:10:48 > 0:10:50Beautiful!
0:10:53 > 0:10:56How many continuity guys does it take to change a light bulb?
0:10:56 > 0:10:59- I don't know.- Well, look at this Christian Science reading room.
0:10:59 > 0:11:00The lights are on.
0:11:00 > 0:11:03But once we're here with Mila in her car...
0:11:03 > 0:11:05Hey!
0:11:05 > 0:11:07..they're off.
0:11:10 > 0:11:13However, spin forward just a few seconds and...
0:11:13 > 0:11:16I've seen the light!
0:11:16 > 0:11:18MOBILE RINGTONE CHIMES
0:11:22 > 0:11:25OK, so...
0:11:25 > 0:11:29It's mirth-filled fun action comedy The Heat starring Sandra Bullock
0:11:29 > 0:11:30and Melissa McCarthy.
0:11:30 > 0:11:34Whoa, Bullock's put on a lot of weight for this role. Respect.
0:11:34 > 0:11:37When hiring extras in your next feature film,
0:11:37 > 0:11:40try to make sure they're not identical triplets wearing
0:11:40 > 0:11:44the same costume, as can be seen in the background of this scene.
0:11:44 > 0:11:46Look at this guy!
0:11:48 > 0:11:51And now this fellow, same shirt and bag.
0:11:53 > 0:11:58- And now this chap.- Guys, I'm pretty sure they're the same person.
0:11:58 > 0:12:00Wow, Matthew, wow!
0:12:03 > 0:12:06Now, Shannon here hurls a watermelon at a criminal.
0:12:06 > 0:12:08Notice how it doesn't break.
0:12:09 > 0:12:11He, Matthew. Criminals are people too.
0:12:11 > 0:12:16I meant the watermelon, which is now broken up all over the place!
0:12:16 > 0:12:19A watermelon! Oh, hell, no! See, I told you you was a racist!
0:12:19 > 0:12:22But not here.
0:12:22 > 0:12:25And that's your lot. See you soon for some more...
0:12:25 > 0:12:28- ALL:- Great movie mistakes!