Episode 13

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0:00:02 > 0:00:04There was once a noble quest undertaken by Tommo and Ben,

0:00:04 > 0:00:09two hairy men from the Midlands, and Matthew, the painfully white.

0:00:09 > 0:00:13Bravely, they sought out motion picture mishaps,

0:00:13 > 0:00:17cinematic screw ups and filmic failures.

0:00:17 > 0:00:22They travelled as far as Odeon, and through the many Caverns of Vue.

0:00:22 > 0:00:25But they have returned with their prey, captured on shiny,

0:00:25 > 0:00:28golden rings known as DVDs.

0:00:28 > 0:00:32Fine, fine, I know they're not gold!

0:00:32 > 0:00:37Join them now as they celebrate Great Movie Mistakes.

0:00:40 > 0:00:45- Popcorn.- Check.- Nachos.- Check. - Beers.- Check.

0:00:45 > 0:00:50- Dimmable lighting?- Checkmate.

0:00:50 > 0:00:53- Wow, guys, this movie night is shaping up beautifully.- Movie night?

0:00:53 > 0:00:57- No, these are our supplies for when the apocalypse happens.- Really?

0:00:57 > 0:00:59With these provisions, your heart would last about a week!

0:00:59 > 0:01:02I think you'll find it's sustained us for the last six years.

0:01:02 > 0:01:06It's a medical miracle. Technically, we should have "tri-abetes".

0:01:06 > 0:01:13- Oh, which reminds me, M&Ms.- Peanuts and chocolate. Checkity check check.

0:01:13 > 0:01:15Well, it's lucky your apocalypse provisions dovetail

0:01:15 > 0:01:18so nicely with my idea for a perfect movie night.

0:01:18 > 0:01:22So, let's get cracking with our first batch of faulty movie moments.

0:01:22 > 0:01:23Who are you talking to?

0:01:25 > 0:01:27The burning segment of the frontal lobe...

0:01:27 > 0:01:31- It's Pacific Rim!- Fantastic!

0:01:31 > 0:01:34Guillermo del Toro's exciting and spectacular monster film is

0:01:34 > 0:01:37surprisingly enjoyable, but it's not without a clanger or two.

0:01:37 > 0:01:38Go on.

0:01:39 > 0:01:43- Check out that headpiece that Newton's wearing.- I see it.

0:01:43 > 0:01:46See it now? Fastened round his neck without him touching it.

0:01:49 > 0:01:51Shockingly unrealistic.

0:01:51 > 0:01:55Unlike that giant, floating kaiju brain, which is bang on.

0:01:56 > 0:01:58One...

0:01:58 > 0:01:59HE GASPS

0:02:03 > 0:02:05What's to tell?

0:02:08 > 0:02:10You know, them Mach Ones who scraped...

0:02:10 > 0:02:14Mirror, mirror on the wall, what is the most glaring error of them all?

0:02:14 > 0:02:15I'd say, probably this one.

0:02:15 > 0:02:18Watch Idris Elba somehow manage to move from right next

0:02:18 > 0:02:20to the mirror...

0:02:20 > 0:02:22to all the way into the middle of the room!

0:02:22 > 0:02:25Teleporting near a mirror is seven years' bad luck, right?

0:02:25 > 0:02:28..medical radar for a while, but...

0:02:28 > 0:02:30the last time I jockeyed was in Tokyo.

0:02:34 > 0:02:37Great! It's Star Trek Into Darkness.

0:02:37 > 0:02:39Star Trek Into Awesomeness, more like.

0:02:39 > 0:02:43Kirk's drowning his sorrows, but check out his glass.

0:02:43 > 0:02:47The futuristic orb of ice is drowned in whisky. But now?

0:02:47 > 0:02:49Where's the whisky gone?!

0:02:49 > 0:02:50- KIRK:- It's been transferred.

0:02:50 > 0:02:54- Teleported somewhere? - No wonder he's upset.

0:02:57 > 0:03:00I will remain behind and divert all power to life support.

0:03:00 > 0:03:03Sulu's a renegade. The enterprise is falling apart and he's driving

0:03:03 > 0:03:05without a seat belt!

0:03:05 > 0:03:09All due respect, commander, but we're not going anywhere.

0:03:10 > 0:03:11Oh, wait. There it is.

0:03:13 > 0:03:17Wait! If we look later on, he's taken it off again!

0:03:17 > 0:03:20And Spock's obviously had a go at him, as it's back on.

0:03:20 > 0:03:22There's no excuse not to use protection.

0:03:25 > 0:03:27SCREAMING

0:03:27 > 0:03:30Oh, I love the way they teleport in this movie.

0:03:34 > 0:03:39I love the way Uhura is both fierce and sexy, a true independent woman.

0:03:39 > 0:03:44Er... OK. But speaking of Uhura, where is she in this shot?

0:03:44 > 0:03:46Teleported into my dreams?

0:03:46 > 0:03:50- And...back again. That was quick. - I don't need long.

0:03:54 > 0:03:57It's time for some slightly above average

0:03:57 > 0:04:00- super-heroics in Man Of Steel. - Oh, and here's a good blooper.

0:04:00 > 0:04:03A message is being broadcast worldwide.

0:04:03 > 0:04:07But it's somehow night-time in all these places around the world!

0:04:07 > 0:04:09- Ridiculous!- I don't know.

0:04:09 > 0:04:11My girlfriend's travelling at the moment, and whenever I call

0:04:11 > 0:04:14her she doesn't pick up because it's the middle of the night.

0:04:14 > 0:04:18I just think it's always night-time in a lot of places.

0:04:18 > 0:04:22Ben, she's in Cornwall. Let it go, buddy.

0:04:22 > 0:04:24- WOMAN: - It's coming in on the RSS feeds.

0:04:24 > 0:04:26MALE VOICE: You are not alone.

0:04:30 > 0:04:33Time to shed some light on another Man Of Steel clunker.

0:04:33 > 0:04:36Those soldiers are clearly casting a shadow to the side,

0:04:36 > 0:04:39despite the sun being very, definitely behind Superman.

0:04:39 > 0:04:41Massively inconsistent.

0:04:41 > 0:04:44What makes you think she's here?

0:04:44 > 0:04:48Surely the real inconsistency is why a man with almost unlimited

0:04:48 > 0:04:51power and the ability to singlehandedly solve all the world's

0:04:51 > 0:04:55problems chooses to spend 40 hours a week working

0:04:55 > 0:04:56as a newspaper reporter,

0:04:56 > 0:05:00essentially neglecting the cries from help from people worldwide,

0:05:00 > 0:05:03all of whom he can definitely hear.

0:05:03 > 0:05:06That's actually an amazingly good point.

0:05:06 > 0:05:09Take one of the greatest works of literature ever,

0:05:09 > 0:05:12get Baz Luhrmann to make an awesome film of it starring

0:05:12 > 0:05:15Leonardo DiCaprio, and what do you get?

0:05:15 > 0:05:17- Romeo And Juliet.- Absolutely.

0:05:17 > 0:05:20Sadly, the Great Gatsby wasn't half as good,

0:05:20 > 0:05:22but hats off for their hard efforts.

0:05:22 > 0:05:25Hats off indeed. But wait.

0:05:25 > 0:05:28Hats on here.

0:05:28 > 0:05:30Oh, and the car they're overtaking vanishes.

0:05:32 > 0:05:33Hat's all, folks!

0:05:36 > 0:05:38Cliched and clunky,

0:05:38 > 0:05:40White House Down shows there inevitably comes a time

0:05:40 > 0:05:43when any president is required to fire a missile launcher

0:05:43 > 0:05:45out of the side of his limousine.

0:05:45 > 0:05:48If this whole concept wasn't mistake enough,

0:05:48 > 0:05:50check out Channing Tatum's arm.

0:05:50 > 0:05:52As Jamie Foxx strikes him on the head,

0:05:52 > 0:05:55we see either some marks for editing

0:05:55 > 0:05:57or a really terrible tattoo.

0:05:57 > 0:06:00Hit me on the head with a rocket while I'm trying to drive!

0:06:00 > 0:06:02Get me to the fence, Cale.

0:06:02 > 0:06:04And he's opening the back window.

0:06:04 > 0:06:06For security reasons you can only open the front window

0:06:06 > 0:06:08in presidential cars.

0:06:08 > 0:06:11As I remember from my affair with Clinton in '95.

0:06:11 > 0:06:12He has a rocket launcher!

0:06:12 > 0:06:14There's something you don't see every day.

0:06:17 > 0:06:20World War Z now, but you won't be catching any Z's

0:06:20 > 0:06:23if you watch this hard-edged neo-zombie action thriller.

0:06:23 > 0:06:24It's great.

0:06:24 > 0:06:28But listen to Dr Fassbach making a basic medical error.

0:06:28 > 0:06:33- The analogy I keep coming back to is Spanish flu.- Spanish flu?

0:06:33 > 0:06:37It didn't exist in 1918, but by 1920 it killed 3% of the world.

0:06:37 > 0:06:43Didn't exist in 1918? I think you'll find it broke out in 1918, mate. Ha!

0:06:47 > 0:06:49The plane's going down!

0:06:49 > 0:06:53Let's put on our oxygen masks while we try to stabilise the engines!

0:06:55 > 0:06:58It doesn't look promising. There's a massive hole in the plane.

0:07:00 > 0:07:03But with certain death looming, the pilots have opted to

0:07:03 > 0:07:07- take off their oxygen masks and wear normal headsets.- But why?

0:07:07 > 0:07:10It's simple. So they can kiss.

0:07:14 > 0:07:16With the zombie disease causing havoc worldwide,

0:07:16 > 0:07:18the population's rapidly decreasing.

0:07:18 > 0:07:22Soon the only person left will be a teleporting bearded man.

0:07:22 > 0:07:24- Sorry, what?- Check him out!

0:07:24 > 0:07:28White beardy-hair man. He's everywhere. Behind Brad...

0:07:31 > 0:07:33And now sorting through papers.

0:07:33 > 0:07:37Only he can move fast enough to outrun the zombie hordes.

0:07:37 > 0:07:40Sir, there is nowhere to evacuate you to.

0:07:44 > 0:07:45Hello, my name's Ben.

0:07:47 > 0:07:50I'm auditioning for the part of Wolverine.

0:07:52 > 0:07:55I'll be reading for the part of Wolverine.

0:07:55 > 0:07:58I'll be reading for the part of Rogue.

0:07:58 > 0:08:00No, only kidding!

0:08:00 > 0:08:05I'm reading for Wolverine. Or as I like to call him, Wolf-erine.

0:08:05 > 0:08:09Damn, this healing factor of mine is just so powerful!

0:08:09 > 0:08:10I'm healing all the time.

0:08:11 > 0:08:13Even now.

0:08:13 > 0:08:15Will I walk you home?

0:08:15 > 0:08:19Of claws I'll walk you home!

0:08:19 > 0:08:21# Prince Charming

0:08:21 > 0:08:23# Prince Charming. #

0:08:23 > 0:08:27That's right. My bones are laced with Adam Ant-ium.

0:08:27 > 0:08:29- CANADIAN ACCENT:- I'm just a stubborn Canadian

0:08:29 > 0:08:31here to show you what justice is all aboot!

0:08:31 > 0:08:35About! Er, aboot. Justice.

0:08:35 > 0:08:39I'm more of an XXX-man.

0:08:41 > 0:08:42Hurgh!

0:08:42 > 0:08:45Yeah, just checking you'll CGI the body in afterwards, right?

0:08:45 > 0:08:47That's how Jackman did it, right?

0:08:47 > 0:08:51It's time to look at some careless action movie mistakes.

0:08:51 > 0:08:54As a fellow mutant, I can only admire the solid

0:08:54 > 0:08:58and surprisingly mature action romp - the wolverine.

0:08:58 > 0:09:01The ability to burp the national anthem of any commonwealth country

0:09:01 > 0:09:03is not a mutant power.

0:09:03 > 0:09:05It's not unimpressive, though.

0:09:05 > 0:09:08Regardless, check out Hugh Jackman's hitherto unknown mutant power

0:09:08 > 0:09:11shifting from lying on his side...

0:09:11 > 0:09:14to lying on his back without apparently moving at all.

0:09:22 > 0:09:24Here's Jackman tearing up some fools at a funeral,

0:09:24 > 0:09:27whilst Viper films it all on her phone.

0:09:38 > 0:09:40But wait! Look as she lowers it.

0:09:40 > 0:09:43The footage on the phone clearly isn't happening live.

0:09:43 > 0:09:45Maybe she's simply using her phone

0:09:45 > 0:09:48to watch the stunning action film The Wolverine.

0:09:48 > 0:09:51It's an extraordinary meta piece of filmmaking.

0:09:54 > 0:09:59- Now, train your eyes if you will on those passers-by.- What?

0:09:59 > 0:10:01Those passers-by are looking directly at the camera.

0:10:01 > 0:10:05- Yeah.- They should probably train their eyes elsewhere.

0:10:06 > 0:10:11Ben, you're aware I made that exact same joke literally seconds before?

0:10:11 > 0:10:12Boys, let's get back on track.

0:10:12 > 0:10:14ALL: Ay-oh!

0:10:18 > 0:10:21Nothing says not particularly good action film like the words

0:10:21 > 0:10:26- GI Joe: Retaliation.- But it did bring us this error.

0:10:26 > 0:10:29- Look at Channing Tatum's ears, everyone.- A bit harsh.

0:10:29 > 0:10:31I don't think they can be classed as a mistake.

0:10:31 > 0:10:34No, his headphones. Firstly they're on...

0:10:38 > 0:10:39Then they're off...

0:10:42 > 0:10:43Then they're on again.

0:10:43 > 0:10:46- Just like Ross and Rachel. - Wow, where did that come from?

0:10:46 > 0:10:49- I've only just got to the end of Friends.- Oh.

0:10:52 > 0:10:56It's the awesome Iron Man 3. Tons better than the second one.

0:10:56 > 0:11:00Now, throughout the film he's got blood on his left eye and cheek.

0:11:03 > 0:11:05But somehow for this show it's on his right side.

0:11:07 > 0:11:09And now it's back.

0:11:09 > 0:11:12Eye know.

0:11:12 > 0:11:13Is that a joke?

0:11:13 > 0:11:15Eye.

0:11:17 > 0:11:21A rare sight of implausibility in the usually highly-realistic

0:11:21 > 0:11:23Bond franchise.

0:11:23 > 0:11:27# It's Skyfall! #

0:11:27 > 0:11:30Here's Craig with the old drive head-first into the side

0:11:30 > 0:11:33of a bridge then land on a train trick.

0:11:33 > 0:11:35But what about the motorbike? It's back on its wheels...

0:11:37 > 0:11:39But where is it here?

0:11:39 > 0:11:41Probably transformed into a Cuban cigar

0:11:41 > 0:11:45- and landed in Craig's inside pocket. - Sounds about par for the course.

0:11:45 > 0:11:47Well, get after them, for God's sake!

0:11:49 > 0:11:52Your successor is yet to be appointed, so we'll be asking you...

0:11:52 > 0:11:54I'm not an idiot.

0:11:54 > 0:11:57Dame Judi Dench is being tactfully fired by Ralph Fiennes

0:11:57 > 0:12:01- for losing government secrets. - Keep an eye out for her handbag.

0:12:01 > 0:12:04M, you've had a great run.

0:12:04 > 0:12:05You should leave with dignity.

0:12:05 > 0:12:08Go to hell with dignity. I'll leave when the job's done.

0:12:08 > 0:12:11Yeah, she should also leave with her handbag.

0:12:11 > 0:12:14Ironically, the handbag contained more government secrets,

0:12:14 > 0:12:16which is why Ralph has had it vaporised.

0:12:21 > 0:12:23As anybody who's chased Javier Bardem

0:12:23 > 0:12:25dressed as a policeman through a London underground station knows

0:12:25 > 0:12:28it's impossible to slide down the middle of an escalator.

0:12:29 > 0:12:32Yeah, you won't so much slide as bounce off the emergency stop

0:12:32 > 0:12:34buttons and raise barriers.

0:12:34 > 0:12:37Not to mention the dog-eared copies of free newspapers.

0:12:44 > 0:12:46The Oscars always leads to heated debate.

0:12:46 > 0:12:49- I'm telling you, this is going to win best picture.- This will win!

0:12:49 > 0:12:52- This needs to win! - Guys, what's going on?

0:12:52 > 0:12:55We're just arguing over who's going to win best picture.

0:12:55 > 0:12:57Judging by that, neither of you,

0:12:57 > 0:12:59although you're both frontrunners for worst joke.

0:12:59 > 0:13:00BOTH: Yes!

0:13:02 > 0:13:05Speaking of best picture, let's have a look at some shocking

0:13:05 > 0:13:08continuity gaffes from this year's Oscar-nominated films.

0:13:13 > 0:13:18The jaw-dropping almost accurate Argo now, with two mistakes in one.

0:13:18 > 0:13:21- Like when I got the word legend tattooed on my...- OK, OK!

0:13:21 > 0:13:26First things first. Check this out. Bear in mind Argo is set in 1979.

0:13:26 > 0:13:30There's a script called Passions Requiem dated 2009.

0:13:30 > 0:13:35Ha! I knew Ben Affleck received my autobiographical screenplay.

0:13:36 > 0:13:41Secondly, you see the Argo script's fancy black vinyl cover?

0:13:41 > 0:13:43I like it!

0:13:43 > 0:13:46- Well, where the hell has it gone? - Affleck's eaten it, has he?

0:13:46 > 0:13:48It's very possible, Ben.

0:13:53 > 0:13:56- Here's Affleck writing a postcard. - Show-off.- But now look.

0:13:56 > 0:14:00The word "so" has jumped down a line.

0:14:00 > 0:14:04In fact, it's an entirely different lot of writing on the card.

0:14:04 > 0:14:08So he has magic handwriting and he's Batman.

0:14:08 > 0:14:10What chance do the rest of us have?

0:14:15 > 0:14:19- This is a good blunder. Brace yourselves.- OK.

0:14:19 > 0:14:23Here's Christoph Waltz putting on his braces in the brutal gutsy

0:14:23 > 0:14:25and fantastic Django Unchained.

0:14:25 > 0:14:27That's fair enough.

0:14:27 > 0:14:28Find my wife.

0:14:29 > 0:14:31Buy her freedom.

0:14:31 > 0:14:35- But he does it twice! Do you see? - Sort of.

0:14:35 > 0:14:39- He's putting them on when he already did.- Yeah, I guess so.

0:14:39 > 0:14:44- Brace yourselves!- Because he was putting...- Yeah, yeah, we get it.

0:14:46 > 0:14:50Extras are like buses. At first there are six of them.

0:14:50 > 0:14:53And then there are only three.

0:14:53 > 0:14:56And then back to six. See?

0:14:57 > 0:15:00How is that like buses?

0:15:00 > 0:15:03Well, you pay £2.40 to enter them.

0:15:03 > 0:15:07Buses that is, not extras. That simile is lacking, if I'm honest.

0:15:12 > 0:15:15"Lincoln is a thrilling deeply enjoyable film"

0:15:15 > 0:15:19is a sentence that tells me I have nothing in common with my date.

0:15:21 > 0:15:24Come on, I can't think of a better way to spend seven hours.

0:15:24 > 0:15:27Check out this clonker. See the president's glasses?

0:15:29 > 0:15:34- Well, look again cos they've gone. - Wait, clonker?

0:15:34 > 0:15:38Yeah, it's my new word that I've made up for blooper. Thoughts?

0:15:38 > 0:15:40Hmm, not strong.

0:15:43 > 0:15:46Our man proving why he's fit to lead a nation.

0:15:46 > 0:15:48His crotch actually generates paperwork.

0:15:50 > 0:15:54Actually, this is a blooper. Here he is putting papers into a folder...

0:15:57 > 0:16:00Next shot they're back in his hand. So much for the magic crotch theory.

0:16:05 > 0:16:08It's the gripping intense Zero Dark 30.

0:16:08 > 0:16:11- And this is for the geography buffs amongst you.- Say no more.

0:16:11 > 0:16:14- Oh, I didn't know you were into geography.- I'm not.

0:16:14 > 0:16:16So please say no more.

0:16:16 > 0:16:19Those street signs are quite clearly not Kuwaiti.

0:16:19 > 0:16:23They're Indian, eh? Madness.

0:16:23 > 0:16:25Matthew, really, say no more.

0:16:32 > 0:16:35Time for the emotional-walloping Beasts Of The Southern Wild.

0:16:35 > 0:16:37And here they are deep in a storm.

0:16:37 > 0:16:41So, the trees closest to us are moving.

0:16:41 > 0:16:45but what about those perfectly still ones in the background?

0:16:45 > 0:16:47The all-encompassing storm hasn't reached them yet?

0:16:47 > 0:16:50I'm chalking this one up as a stormy clanger.

0:16:57 > 0:16:59Here's the delightful Hushpuppy popping a Michael Jordan jersey

0:16:59 > 0:17:01on her sleeping father.

0:17:03 > 0:17:07And that's either a knock-off replica or a reverse shot

0:17:07 > 0:17:10because that number 23 is backwards.

0:17:10 > 0:17:13Good spot, Ben! How did you see that?

0:17:13 > 0:17:16Well, my teachers always said I was a bit backwards. It's a gift.

0:17:21 > 0:17:24Look at these two cups.

0:17:24 > 0:17:27Apart from appalling parenting, there's a massive mistake here.

0:17:31 > 0:17:34Hushpuppy grabs the cup with the handle...

0:17:34 > 0:17:37but now the dad has it.

0:17:37 > 0:17:38Now she's got it again.

0:17:41 > 0:17:43Nope, it's the dad's again.

0:17:43 > 0:17:45Oh, God.

0:17:45 > 0:17:48- Drinking really does affect your vision.- Yeah, you're right there.

0:17:48 > 0:17:50Which Matthew just said that?

0:17:50 > 0:17:52And that's your lot.

0:17:52 > 0:17:56See you soon for some more Great Movie Mistakes!