0:00:03 > 0:00:07There was once a noble quest undertaken by Tommo and Ben,
0:00:07 > 0:00:10two hairy men from the Midlands, and Matthew the painfully white.
0:00:10 > 0:00:15Bravely, they sought out motion picture mishaps,
0:00:15 > 0:00:18cinematic screw-ups and filmic failures.
0:00:19 > 0:00:23They travelled as far as Odeon and through the many caverns of Vue,
0:00:23 > 0:00:26where they have returned with their prey,
0:00:26 > 0:00:30captured on shiny golden rings known as DVDs.
0:00:30 > 0:00:34Fine, fine, I know they're not gold.
0:00:34 > 0:00:40Join them now as they celebrate Great Movie Mistakes.
0:00:42 > 0:00:45Matthew, turn on the light.
0:00:45 > 0:00:48Right, let's get cracking.
0:00:48 > 0:00:51Guys, don't you think we look like characters from that film?
0:00:51 > 0:00:53Top Gear is not a film, Ben.
0:00:53 > 0:00:55No. The Lord Of The Rings.
0:00:55 > 0:00:58What are you talking about? I've just been to the rugby
0:00:58 > 0:01:01with my girlfriend, who doesn't know that I'm bald.
0:01:01 > 0:01:04And I've just come back from my mate's pub crawl.
0:01:04 > 0:01:06I mean, the weather was terrible but I did find this broom.
0:01:06 > 0:01:08Cool.
0:01:08 > 0:01:11Well, I've just come back from the shops, getting supplies for tonight.
0:01:11 > 0:01:14Why are you carrying a sword?
0:01:14 > 0:01:16It's a rough neighbourhood.
0:01:16 > 0:01:17Fair enough.
0:01:17 > 0:01:18ALL: Movie night!
0:01:20 > 0:01:23Hello and welcome to Great Movie Mistakes. We're Pappy's.
0:01:23 > 0:01:26I'm Matthew. I'm Tom. And he's Matthew. Thanks, Ben.
0:01:26 > 0:01:28Tonight, in our flat,
0:01:28 > 0:01:31we'll be taking you through some of cinema's biggest howlers.
0:01:33 > 0:01:35Popcorn. Check.
0:01:35 > 0:01:37Nachos. Check.
0:01:37 > 0:01:38Beers. Check.
0:01:38 > 0:01:40Dimmable lighting?
0:01:40 > 0:01:42HE CLAPS Checkmate.
0:01:42 > 0:01:45Wow, guys, this movie night is shaping up beautifully.
0:01:45 > 0:01:49Movie night? No. These are our supplies for when the apocalypse happens.
0:01:49 > 0:01:52Really? With these provisions, your heart would last about a week.
0:01:52 > 0:01:55Er, I think you'll find it's sustained us for the last six years.
0:01:55 > 0:02:00It's a medical miracle. Technically, we should have tri-abetes.
0:02:00 > 0:02:02Oh, which reminds me - M
0:02:02 > 0:02:06Peanuts and chocolate. Checkedy-check-check.
0:02:06 > 0:02:08Well, it's lucky your apocalypse provisions dovetail
0:02:08 > 0:02:11so nicely with my idea for a perfect movie night.
0:02:11 > 0:02:15So, let's get cracking with our first batch of faulty movie moments.
0:02:15 > 0:02:18Who are you talking to?
0:02:18 > 0:02:21The brain segment of the frontal lobe...
0:02:21 > 0:02:22It's Pacific Rim.
0:02:22 > 0:02:26Fantastic. Guillermo Del Toro's exciting and spectacular
0:02:26 > 0:02:28monster film is surprisingly enjoyable,
0:02:28 > 0:02:30but it's not without a clanger or two. Go on.
0:02:32 > 0:02:36Check out that headpiece that Newton's wearing. I see it.
0:02:36 > 0:02:39See it now? Fastened round his neck without him touching it.
0:02:42 > 0:02:44Shockingly unrealistic.
0:02:44 > 0:02:48Unlike that giant floating Kaiju brain, which is bang on.
0:02:56 > 0:02:58What's to tell?
0:03:01 > 0:03:03You know them...?
0:03:03 > 0:03:04Mirror, mirror, on the wall,
0:03:04 > 0:03:07what is the most glaring error of them all?
0:03:07 > 0:03:09I'd say probably this one.
0:03:09 > 0:03:11Watch Idris Elba somehow manage to move
0:03:11 > 0:03:13from right next to the mirror...
0:03:13 > 0:03:15to all the way into the middle of the room.
0:03:15 > 0:03:21Teleporting near a mirror is seven years' bad luck, right?
0:03:21 > 0:03:23The last time I jockeyed was Tokyo.
0:03:27 > 0:03:30Great, it's Star Trek Into Darkness.
0:03:30 > 0:03:32Star Trek Into Awesomeness, more like.
0:03:32 > 0:03:36Kirk's drowning his sorrows, but check out his glass.
0:03:36 > 0:03:40The futuristic orb of ice is drowned in whisky, but now...
0:03:40 > 0:03:41where's the whisky gone?
0:03:44 > 0:03:47Teleported somewhere? No wonder he's upset.
0:03:51 > 0:03:53I will remain behind and divert...
0:03:53 > 0:03:56Sulu's a renegade, the Enterprise is falling apart
0:03:56 > 0:03:58and he's driving without a seat belt!
0:03:58 > 0:04:03All due respect, Commander, but we're not going anywhere.
0:04:03 > 0:04:04Oh, wait, there it is.
0:04:06 > 0:04:09Wait. If we look later on, he's taken it off again.
0:04:09 > 0:04:13And Spock's obviously had a go at him, as it's back on.
0:04:13 > 0:04:15There's no excuse not to use protection.
0:04:20 > 0:04:23Oh, I love the way they teleport in this movie.
0:04:27 > 0:04:29I love the way Uhura is both fierce and sexy -
0:04:29 > 0:04:31a true independent woman.
0:04:31 > 0:04:34Er... OK.
0:04:34 > 0:04:37But speaking of Uhura, where is she in this shot?
0:04:37 > 0:04:39Teleported into my dreams?
0:04:39 > 0:04:41And back again.
0:04:41 > 0:04:43That was quick. I don't need long.
0:04:47 > 0:04:52It's time for some slightly above average superheroics in Man Of Steel.
0:04:52 > 0:04:53Oh, and here's a good blooper.
0:04:53 > 0:04:56A message is being broadcast worldwide...
0:04:56 > 0:05:00But it's somehow night-time in all these places around the world.
0:05:00 > 0:05:02Ridiculous. I dunno.
0:05:02 > 0:05:05My girlfriend's travelling at the moment and whenever I call her,
0:05:05 > 0:05:08she doesn't pick up because it's the middle of the night.
0:05:08 > 0:05:12I just think it's always night-time in a lot of places.
0:05:12 > 0:05:16Ben, she's in Cornwall. Let her go, buddy.
0:05:16 > 0:05:19It's coming in on the RSS feeds. 'You are not alone.'
0:05:23 > 0:05:26Time to shed light on another Man Of Steel clunker.
0:05:26 > 0:05:29Those soldiers are clearly casting a shadow to the side
0:05:29 > 0:05:32despite the sun being very definitely behind Superman.
0:05:33 > 0:05:34Massively inconsistent.
0:05:34 > 0:05:37What makes you think she's here?
0:05:37 > 0:05:41Surely the real inconsistency is why a man with unlimited power
0:05:41 > 0:05:45and the ability to single-handedly solve all the world's problems
0:05:45 > 0:05:49chooses to spend 40 hours a week working as a newspaper reporter,
0:05:49 > 0:05:53essentially neglecting the cries for help from people worldwide?
0:05:53 > 0:05:56All of whom he can definitely hear.
0:05:56 > 0:05:58That's actually an amazingly good point.
0:05:59 > 0:06:02Take one of the greatest works of literature ever,
0:06:02 > 0:06:04get Baz Luhrmann to make an awesome film of it starring
0:06:04 > 0:06:07Leonardo DiCaprio and what do you get?
0:06:07 > 0:06:09Romeo + Juliet.
0:06:09 > 0:06:10Absolutely.
0:06:10 > 0:06:13Sadly, The Great Gatsby wasn't half as good,
0:06:13 > 0:06:15but hats off for their hard efforts.
0:06:15 > 0:06:18Hats off indeed, but wait.
0:06:18 > 0:06:20Hat's on here.
0:06:20 > 0:06:23Oh, and the car they're overtaking vanishes.
0:06:24 > 0:06:26Hat's all, folks.
0:06:28 > 0:06:30Watch out! Watch out!
0:06:30 > 0:06:33Cliched and clunky, White House Down shows there inevitably comes
0:06:33 > 0:06:36a time when any President is required to fire a missile launcher
0:06:36 > 0:06:38out of the side of his limousine.
0:06:38 > 0:06:41If this whole concept wasn't mistake enough,
0:06:41 > 0:06:43check out Channing Tatum's arm.
0:06:43 > 0:06:45As Jamie Foxx strikes him on the head,
0:06:45 > 0:06:50we see either some marks for editing or a really terrible tattoo.
0:06:50 > 0:06:54Hit me in the head with a rocket while I'm trying to drive!
0:06:54 > 0:06:56And he's opening the back window.
0:06:56 > 0:06:58For security reasons, you can
0:06:58 > 0:07:01only open the front window in presidential cars.
0:07:01 > 0:07:04As I remember from my affair with Clinton in '95.
0:07:05 > 0:07:07There's something you don't see every day.
0:07:10 > 0:07:13World War Z now, but you won't be catching any Zs
0:07:13 > 0:07:14if you watch this hard-edged
0:07:14 > 0:07:17neo-Zombie action thriller - it's great.
0:07:17 > 0:07:21But listen to Dr Fassbach making a basic medical error.
0:07:21 > 0:07:26The analogy I keep coming back to is Spanish flu. Spanish flu?
0:07:26 > 0:07:30It didn't exist in 1918, but by 1920 it killed 3% of the world.
0:07:30 > 0:07:36Didn't exist in 1918? I think you'll find it broke out in 1918, mate. Ha!
0:07:40 > 0:07:42The plane's going down!
0:07:42 > 0:07:48Let's put on our oxygen masks while we try to stabilise the engines!
0:07:48 > 0:07:50It doesn't look promising. There's a massive hole in the plane.
0:07:52 > 0:07:55But with certain death looming, the pilots have opted to
0:07:55 > 0:07:59take off their oxygen masks and wear normal headsets.
0:07:59 > 0:08:03But why? It's simple, Ben. So they can kiss.
0:08:06 > 0:08:09With the zombie disease causing havoc worldwide,
0:08:09 > 0:08:11the population's rapidly decreasing.
0:08:11 > 0:08:15Soon the only person left will be a teleporting man.
0:08:15 > 0:08:16Sorry, what?
0:08:16 > 0:08:20Check him out. White beardy hair man, he's everywhere.
0:08:20 > 0:08:21Behind Brad...
0:08:24 > 0:08:26..and now sorting through papers.
0:08:26 > 0:08:30Only he can move fast enough to outrun the zombie hordes.
0:08:30 > 0:08:32Sir, there is nowhere to evacuate you to.
0:08:36 > 0:08:41Now, the science of movie mistakes is as real and serious as alchemy,
0:08:41 > 0:08:44horoscopes and a third example.
0:08:44 > 0:08:47But how do you measure a movie mistake?
0:08:47 > 0:08:51We've had literally hundreds of e-mails and letters,
0:08:51 > 0:08:54none of which relate to this subject.
0:08:54 > 0:08:55So we thought we'd tackle that now.
0:08:55 > 0:08:59Basically, a clanger is one below a blooper.
0:08:59 > 0:09:01You get two gaffes to a clunker.
0:09:01 > 0:09:04Although it should be noted than an American clunker is worth
0:09:04 > 0:09:07only two-thirds of a British clunker.
0:09:07 > 0:09:10In other words, roughly equivalent to a howler.
0:09:10 > 0:09:13Five howlers add up to a boob.
0:09:13 > 0:09:16Three boobs and you're watching Total Recall.
0:09:16 > 0:09:19And if you spot a gaffe, howler and boob happening all at once,
0:09:19 > 0:09:22you're probably watching a film by Michael Bay.
0:09:22 > 0:09:25Oh, zing! Always going for those tricky targets, Crosby.
0:09:25 > 0:09:28Yep. I think that's the last we'll be hearing from that guy.
0:09:28 > 0:09:31Anyway, here are some impressive examples of premium goofs.
0:09:31 > 0:09:33Goofs. I knew we missed one.
0:09:35 > 0:09:37We must find shelter!
0:09:39 > 0:09:42It's the grand but rather long first Hobbit movie.
0:09:42 > 0:09:45And they could have picked a different day to film it -
0:09:45 > 0:09:47awful weather. Yeah.
0:09:47 > 0:09:52They're getting absolutely soaked, apart from the dwarves it would seem.
0:09:52 > 0:09:56His hair doesn't look wet at all, and neither does his.
0:09:56 > 0:10:01And as soon as they enter the cave, the dwarves are completely bone dry.
0:10:01 > 0:10:02This is easily explained.
0:10:02 > 0:10:06Dwarves are shorter, so the rain hits them later.
0:10:06 > 0:10:08Yeah. It doesn't quite work like that, Ben.
0:10:12 > 0:10:15More wet spells here in The Hobbit.
0:10:15 > 0:10:18The precious ring falls onto some dry slate.
0:10:23 > 0:10:26Hmm. Bit dark, but with the old lightsaber
0:10:26 > 0:10:28you can see the slate is definitely wet.
0:10:31 > 0:10:33You can solve pretty much any problem by waving your
0:10:33 > 0:10:36lightsaber about. Good grief. Put it away, boy.
0:10:42 > 0:10:45Joseph Kosinsky's visually striking but a trifle dull
0:10:45 > 0:10:46Oblivion is up next.
0:10:47 > 0:10:49He's clearly a fan of movie mistakes.
0:10:49 > 0:10:51He's even plonked one into a slow-mo scene
0:10:51 > 0:10:53to make it easier for us to see.
0:10:55 > 0:10:58Check out the gun with its strap flailing about.
0:11:04 > 0:11:07But, when it falls to the ground, strapless!
0:11:13 > 0:11:17In the future, IKEA will be releasing Modprip,
0:11:17 > 0:11:19a half bed/half table combo, which is great
0:11:19 > 0:11:24because if anyone falls on it it will simply bend a bit until they're off.
0:11:24 > 0:11:27Until then, a padded fake table will have to do.
0:11:32 > 0:11:34Time for a clunker from the glittery
0:11:34 > 0:11:37but uninvolving mystery thriller that was Now You See Me.
0:11:38 > 0:11:41Magicians and elaborate revenge plots galore,
0:11:41 > 0:11:42but the real mystery is -
0:11:42 > 0:11:46where have the extras vanished to as Interpol agent Alma Dray sits down?
0:11:46 > 0:11:47Now you see them...
0:11:51 > 0:11:52Now you don't.
0:12:02 > 0:12:05Time for some turbo-powered excitement with Premium Rush.
0:12:05 > 0:12:08I'm sorry, but no matter how much synthy music you use
0:12:08 > 0:12:10this scene will never be cool.
0:12:11 > 0:12:12Check out the taxi door.
0:12:12 > 0:12:15They've clearly taken out the window and halved the door frame,
0:12:15 > 0:12:16so the stuntman can fall over it.
0:12:19 > 0:12:22And once Joseph Gordon-Levitt finishes using his weird
0:12:22 > 0:12:25in-built sat nav... Handy for a courier.
0:12:27 > 0:12:30..we see it's all back on.
0:12:32 > 0:12:36Check out those great bullhorn handlebars. Classy. Indeed.
0:12:36 > 0:12:38But in the very same chase scene,
0:12:38 > 0:12:40those handlebars suddenly change to risers.
0:12:40 > 0:12:43Horns to risers doesn't sound like much of a change to me.
0:12:43 > 0:12:45Put it away.
0:12:51 > 0:12:53Here Comes The Boom is great.
0:12:53 > 0:12:55By great, don't you mean mediocre, Ben?
0:12:55 > 0:12:58Stop calling me Mediocre Ben. Sorry.
0:13:01 > 0:13:03Here's Mr Voss. He's late for school,
0:13:03 > 0:13:06hence he's climbing through a window. That's all fair enough.
0:13:10 > 0:13:13But he clearly had time to change his shoes from boots to trainers.
0:13:25 > 0:13:27This is evidence that wayward teacher Mr Voss
0:13:27 > 0:13:29may be mentally unhinged.
0:13:29 > 0:13:32Here he is getting crisps out of a jammed vending machine
0:13:32 > 0:13:33and two bags fall out.
0:13:33 > 0:13:36Oh! Lucky fella.
0:13:36 > 0:13:38Ho-ho-ho! Bonus!
0:13:42 > 0:13:46Immediately he gives one to a pupil, but makes him deny it ever happened.
0:13:47 > 0:13:49This never happened. We clear?
0:13:51 > 0:13:54Power games. Very dark.
0:13:56 > 0:13:59But wait, he's got two packets of crisps again.
0:13:59 > 0:14:01This man is insane!
0:14:01 > 0:14:07And now, after having three crisps, he just throws his one packet away.
0:14:07 > 0:14:10What happened to the second packet?!
0:14:10 > 0:14:12This never happened. We clear?
0:14:14 > 0:14:16It's the powerfully emotional Flight,
0:14:16 > 0:14:21featuring Denzel Washington who is, for once, playing someone heroic.
0:14:21 > 0:14:22Stretch yourself, Denzel.
0:14:22 > 0:14:25SCREAMING
0:14:25 > 0:14:27What this film does stretch is reality.
0:14:27 > 0:14:30There goes the plane about 12 feet from ground level.
0:14:33 > 0:14:38And there is our view from inside the plane, miles up in the air.
0:14:38 > 0:14:40Get it together, Washington. People are counting on you.
0:14:43 > 0:14:47Are you ready for some mobile phone madness? Always.
0:14:47 > 0:14:51First, he unlocks his phone and the time is 1:17 on October 20th.
0:14:53 > 0:14:58Then, blam! He unlocks the phone and it's 8:52 on October 8th.
0:14:58 > 0:15:00And then, just for good measure,
0:15:00 > 0:15:05he somehow zooms right in on his iPhone like an absolute maverick!
0:15:05 > 0:15:07Denzel plays by no-one's rules but his own.
0:15:12 > 0:15:14Don't you just hate answerphone greetings?
0:15:14 > 0:15:16Yeah, they're so samey.
0:15:16 > 0:15:18Not in Flight, they're not. Listen to this one.
0:15:26 > 0:15:28Right...
0:15:29 > 0:15:32But the second time we hear it, it's shorter.
0:15:32 > 0:15:34Stands to reason. He's had time to practise,
0:15:34 > 0:15:37so it will be slicker the second time.
0:15:37 > 0:15:39PHONE RINGS
0:15:39 > 0:15:41He's angered Denzel there though. Nasty business.
0:15:47 > 0:15:49That's absolutely not how it works.
0:15:54 > 0:15:56Hello. My name is Ben.
0:15:57 > 0:16:00I'm auditioning for the part of Wolverine.
0:16:02 > 0:16:05I'll be reading for the part of Wolverine.
0:16:05 > 0:16:07I'll be reading for the part of Rogue.
0:16:07 > 0:16:09No, only kidding.
0:16:09 > 0:16:15I'm reading for Wolverine or, as I like to call him, Wolferine.
0:16:15 > 0:16:19Damn! This healing factor of mine is just so powerful.
0:16:19 > 0:16:21I'm healing all the time...
0:16:21 > 0:16:23even now.
0:16:23 > 0:16:30Will I walk you home? Of "claws" I'll walk you home.
0:16:30 > 0:16:31# Prince Charming
0:16:31 > 0:16:33# Prince Charming. #
0:16:33 > 0:16:37That's right, my bones are laced with adamant-ium.
0:16:37 > 0:16:41I'm just a stubborn Canadian, here to show you what justice is all aboot.
0:16:41 > 0:16:44About. Aboot.
0:16:44 > 0:16:45Justice.
0:16:45 > 0:16:50I'm more of an XXX man.
0:16:50 > 0:16:52HE GROANS
0:16:52 > 0:16:55Yeah. Just checking, you're CGI-ing the body afterwards, right?
0:16:55 > 0:16:56That's how Jackman did it, right?
0:16:58 > 0:17:02It's time to look at some careless action movie mistakes.
0:17:02 > 0:17:06As a fellow mutant, I can only admire the solid and surprisingly mature
0:17:06 > 0:17:08action romp The Wolverine.
0:17:08 > 0:17:11The ability to burp the national anthem of any
0:17:11 > 0:17:13Commonwealth country is now a mutant power, Ben.
0:17:13 > 0:17:16It's not unimpressive though.
0:17:16 > 0:17:19Regardless, check out Hugh Jackman's hitherto un-mutant power,
0:17:19 > 0:17:22shifting from lying on his side...
0:17:22 > 0:17:24to lying on his back without apparently moving at all.
0:17:32 > 0:17:35Here's Jackman tearing up some fools at a funeral,
0:17:35 > 0:17:37whilst Viper films it all on her phone.
0:17:40 > 0:17:43GUNSHOTS
0:17:48 > 0:17:50But wait. Look as she lowers it.
0:17:50 > 0:17:53The footage on the phone clearly isn't happening live.
0:17:53 > 0:17:56Maybe she's simply using her phone to watch the stunning
0:17:56 > 0:17:58action film, The Wolverine.
0:17:58 > 0:18:01It's an extraordinary meta piece of filmmaking.
0:18:04 > 0:18:08Now, TRAIN your eyes, if you will, on those passers by.
0:18:08 > 0:18:12What? Those passers-by are looking directly at the camera. Yup.
0:18:12 > 0:18:15Ha! They should probably TRAIN their eyes elsewhere.
0:18:17 > 0:18:21Ben, you're aware I made that exact same joke literally seconds before?
0:18:21 > 0:18:24Boys, let's get back on track. ALL: Hey-o!
0:18:28 > 0:18:32Nothing says not "particularly good action film" like the words
0:18:32 > 0:18:34GI Joe: Retaliation.
0:18:34 > 0:18:36But it did bring us this error.
0:18:36 > 0:18:38Look at Channing Tatum's ears, everyone.
0:18:38 > 0:18:42Bit harsh. I don't think they can be classed as a mistake.
0:18:42 > 0:18:44No. His headphones. Firstly, they're on.
0:18:48 > 0:18:50Then they're off.
0:18:50 > 0:18:52You've got a big head. Come here.
0:18:52 > 0:18:54Then they're on again.
0:18:54 > 0:18:57Just like Ross and Rachel. Wow. Where did that come from?
0:18:57 > 0:18:59I've only just got to the end of Friends. Oh.
0:19:02 > 0:19:07It's the awesome Iron Man 3, tons better than the second one.
0:19:07 > 0:19:10Now, throughout the film, he's got blood on his left eye and cheek.
0:19:12 > 0:19:16But somehow, for this shot, it's on his right side.
0:19:17 > 0:19:20And now it's back.
0:19:20 > 0:19:21EYE know.
0:19:21 > 0:19:22Was that a joke?
0:19:24 > 0:19:25Aye.
0:19:28 > 0:19:29A rare sign of implausibility
0:19:29 > 0:19:32in the usually highly realistic Bond franchise.
0:19:34 > 0:19:37# It's Skyfall. #
0:19:37 > 0:19:40Here's Craig with the old "drive head-first into the side
0:19:40 > 0:19:43"of a bridge then land on a train" trick.
0:19:43 > 0:19:46But what about the motorbike? It's back on its wheels.
0:19:48 > 0:19:50But where is it here?
0:19:50 > 0:19:52Probably transformed into a Cuban cigar
0:19:52 > 0:19:54and landed in Craig's inside pocket.
0:19:54 > 0:19:56Sounds about par for the course.
0:19:56 > 0:19:57Well, get after them, for God's sake.
0:19:59 > 0:20:02Your successor has yet to be appointed, so we'll be asking you...
0:20:02 > 0:20:04I'm not an idiot, Mallory.
0:20:04 > 0:20:07Dame Judi Dench is being tactfully fired by Ralph Fiennes for losing
0:20:07 > 0:20:09government secrets.
0:20:09 > 0:20:11Keep an eye out for her handbag.
0:20:11 > 0:20:14M...you've had a great run.
0:20:14 > 0:20:15You should leave with dignity.
0:20:15 > 0:20:17Oh, to hell with dignity.
0:20:17 > 0:20:19I'll leave when the job's done.
0:20:19 > 0:20:21Yes. She should also leave with her handbag.
0:20:21 > 0:20:24Ironically, the handbag contained more government secrets,
0:20:24 > 0:20:27which is why Ralph has had it vaporized.
0:20:31 > 0:20:33As anyone who has chased Javier Bardem
0:20:33 > 0:20:36as a policeman through a London Underground station knows,
0:20:36 > 0:20:39it's impossible to slide down the middle of an escalator.
0:20:39 > 0:20:42Yeah. You won't so much slide as bounce off the emergency stop buttons
0:20:42 > 0:20:44and raised barriers.
0:20:44 > 0:20:47Not to mention the dog-eared copies of free newspapers.
0:20:54 > 0:20:56The Oscars always leads to heated debate.
0:20:56 > 0:20:58I'm telling you, this is going to win Best Picture.
0:20:58 > 0:21:02This will win. This needs to win! Guys, what's going on?
0:21:02 > 0:21:05We're just arguing over who's going to win Best Picture.
0:21:05 > 0:21:07Well, judging by that, neither of you,
0:21:07 > 0:21:09although you're both frontrunners for Worst Joke.
0:21:09 > 0:21:11BOTH: Yes!
0:21:13 > 0:21:15Speaking of Best Picture, let's have a look at some shocking
0:21:15 > 0:21:18continuity gaps from this year's Oscar-nominated films.
0:21:23 > 0:21:26The jaw-dropping almost accurate Argo now,
0:21:26 > 0:21:28with two mistakes in one.
0:21:28 > 0:21:31Like when I got the word "legend" tattooed on my...
0:21:31 > 0:21:33OK. OK. First things first. Check this out.
0:21:33 > 0:21:36Bear in mind, Argo is set in 1979.
0:21:36 > 0:21:41There's a script for Passions Requiem dated 2009.
0:21:41 > 0:21:45Ha! I knew Ben Affleck received my autobiographical screenplay.
0:21:47 > 0:21:52Secondly, you see the Argo script's fancy black vinyl cover?
0:21:52 > 0:21:53I like it.
0:21:53 > 0:21:55Well, where the hell has it gone?
0:21:55 > 0:21:56Affleck's eaten it, hasn't he?
0:21:56 > 0:21:58It's very possible, Ben.
0:22:03 > 0:22:06Here's Affleck writing a postcard. Show off.
0:22:06 > 0:22:10But now look. The word "so" has jumped down a line.
0:22:10 > 0:22:14In fact, it's an entirely different lot of writing on the card.
0:22:14 > 0:22:18So he has magic writing AND he's Batman.
0:22:18 > 0:22:20What chance do the rest of us have?
0:22:25 > 0:22:29This is a good blunder. Brace yourselves. OK.
0:22:29 > 0:22:33Here's Christoph Waltz putting on his braces in the brutal, gutsy
0:22:33 > 0:22:37and fantastic Django Unchained.
0:22:37 > 0:22:39Find my wife...
0:22:39 > 0:22:41buy her freedom.
0:22:41 > 0:22:43But he does it twice.
0:22:43 > 0:22:45Do you see? Sort of.
0:22:45 > 0:22:48He's putting them on when he already did.
0:22:48 > 0:22:49Yeah, I guess so.
0:22:49 > 0:22:51BRACE yourselves.
0:22:51 > 0:22:54Because he was putting... Yeah, yeah, we get it, Tom.
0:22:56 > 0:23:00Extras are like buses. At first there are six of them...
0:23:00 > 0:23:02and then there are only three...
0:23:03 > 0:23:05..and then back to six.
0:23:05 > 0:23:08See?
0:23:08 > 0:23:10How is that like buses, Tom?
0:23:10 > 0:23:15Well, you pay ?2.40 to enter them - buses, that is, not extras.
0:23:15 > 0:23:18That simile is lacking, if I'm honest.
0:23:22 > 0:23:26"Lincoln is a thrilling, deeply enjoyable film" is a sentence
0:23:26 > 0:23:30that tells me I have nothing in common with my date.
0:23:31 > 0:23:34Come on! I can't think of a better way to spend seven hours.
0:23:34 > 0:23:37Check out this clonker. See the President's glasses?
0:23:40 > 0:23:44Well, look again because they've gone! Wait, "clonker"?
0:23:44 > 0:23:48Yeah, it's my new word that I've made up for "blooper". Thoughts?
0:23:48 > 0:23:50Hmm, not strong.
0:23:53 > 0:23:56Our man proving why he's fit to lead a nation.
0:23:56 > 0:23:58His crotch actually generates paperwork.
0:24:00 > 0:24:04Actually, this is a blooper. Here he is putting papers into a folder.
0:24:07 > 0:24:09Next shot, they're back in his hand!
0:24:09 > 0:24:11So much for the "magic crotch" theory.
0:24:15 > 0:24:18It's the gripping, intense Zero Dark Thirty
0:24:18 > 0:24:21and this is for the geography buffs amongst you. Say no more, Matthew.
0:24:21 > 0:24:23Oh, I didn't know you were into geography.
0:24:23 > 0:24:25I'm not, so, please, say no more.
0:24:27 > 0:24:30Those street signs are quite clearly not Kuwaiti.
0:24:30 > 0:24:32They're Indian. Eh?
0:24:32 > 0:24:35Madness. Matthew, really, say no more.
0:24:37 > 0:24:39Look at me! Look at me!
0:24:42 > 0:24:45Time for the emotionally walloping Beasts Of The Southern Wild
0:24:45 > 0:24:47and here they are deep in a storm.
0:24:48 > 0:24:50So, the trees closest to us are moving
0:24:50 > 0:24:55but what about those perfectly still ones in the background?
0:24:55 > 0:24:58The all-encompassing storm hasn't reached them yet?
0:24:58 > 0:25:00I'm chalking this one up as a stormy clanger.
0:25:07 > 0:25:09Here's the delightful Hushpuppy popping a Michael Jordan
0:25:09 > 0:25:11jersey on her sleeping father.
0:25:13 > 0:25:17And that's either a knock-off replica or a reverse shot,
0:25:17 > 0:25:20because that number 23 is backwards.
0:25:20 > 0:25:23Good spot, Ben. How did you see that?
0:25:23 > 0:25:27Well, my teachers always said I was a bit backwards. It's a gift.
0:25:31 > 0:25:32Look at these two cups.
0:25:34 > 0:25:38Apart from appalling parenting, there's a massive mistake here.
0:25:41 > 0:25:44Hushpuppy grabs the cup with the handle.
0:25:44 > 0:25:47But now the dad has it.
0:25:47 > 0:25:48Now she's got it again!
0:25:51 > 0:25:53Nope, it's the dad's again.
0:25:54 > 0:25:59Oh, God, drinking really does affect your vision. Ha, you're right there.
0:25:59 > 0:26:01Which Matthew just said that?
0:26:06 > 0:26:09Guys, it's time for GPM.
0:26:09 > 0:26:12Gently Petting Matthew?
0:26:12 > 0:26:13What? No!
0:26:13 > 0:26:16Graphically Probing Matthew?
0:26:16 > 0:26:20Absolutely not! My really cool acronym can only mean one thing!
0:26:22 > 0:26:25Great Plot-hole Mistakes!
0:26:25 > 0:26:28Gaffes so massively bad, an entire film falls apart.
0:26:28 > 0:26:32Whoa! Hold on a second, guys! Check us out, we're cartoons!
0:26:32 > 0:26:34Amazing. I can finally assist
0:26:34 > 0:26:38Pinky and the Brain in their quest for world domination!
0:26:38 > 0:26:40No time, Ben. We've got to explore
0:26:40 > 0:26:42the miasma of movie mistakes that is...
0:26:44 > 0:26:45In this relentless, pacey
0:26:45 > 0:26:47and exciting superhero flick,
0:26:47 > 0:26:49billionaire genius Tony Stark is
0:26:49 > 0:26:51terrorised by Sir Ben Kingsley.
0:26:51 > 0:26:54He threatens to bring America to its knees with a painful series
0:26:54 > 0:26:59of lessons and no-one, especially Stark and the President, is safe.
0:26:59 > 0:27:01So, Stark sets about saving the day.
0:27:01 > 0:27:03Fair enough? Fair enough. No!
0:27:03 > 0:27:06Not fair enough! Do you know why?
0:27:06 > 0:27:10It interferes with Stark's long-planned golfing weekend?
0:27:10 > 0:27:13No! Because Tony Stark happens to be in
0:27:13 > 0:27:15an incredibly well-known superhero group.
0:27:15 > 0:27:17He was in a movie with them.
0:27:17 > 0:27:18Where the hell are they?!
0:27:18 > 0:27:21Well, some of them don't live on Earth.
0:27:21 > 0:27:23Thor might have been back in
0:27:23 > 0:27:24Asgard, sorting out some admin.
0:27:24 > 0:27:26Admin?! Stark's in grave peril.
0:27:26 > 0:27:28And what about the others?
0:27:28 > 0:27:30Big, angry Bruce Banner?
0:27:30 > 0:27:32That archer guy.
0:27:32 > 0:27:34And if the Captain doesn't leap into action
0:27:34 > 0:27:37when the American President is threatened, what is his function?
0:27:37 > 0:27:39Oh, no!
0:27:39 > 0:27:41Maybe they were off on that golfing weekend,
0:27:41 > 0:27:44hoping that Stark might pop along at the end?
0:27:44 > 0:27:46That's a highly non-valid point!
0:27:46 > 0:27:49This is one mistake so deadly that these superheroes couldn't
0:27:49 > 0:27:52defeat it, if they bothered to turn up, that is.
0:27:55 > 0:27:56And that's your lot.
0:27:56 > 0:28:00See you soon for some more... ALL: Great Movie Mistakes!