Episode 6

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0:00:02 > 0:00:04There was once a noble quest undertaken by Tommo and Ben,

0:00:04 > 0:00:09two hairy men from the Midlands, and Matthew, the painfully white.

0:00:09 > 0:00:12Bravely, they sought out motion picture mishaps,

0:00:12 > 0:00:16cinematic screw-ups and filmic failures.

0:00:16 > 0:00:19They travelled as far as Odeon

0:00:19 > 0:00:23and through the many caverns of View, but they have returned

0:00:23 > 0:00:28with their prey, captured on shiny golden rings, known as DVDs.

0:00:28 > 0:00:31Fine, fine. I know they're not gold.

0:00:31 > 0:00:37Join them now, as they celebrate Great Movie Mistakes.

0:00:39 > 0:00:41Turn it off.

0:00:41 > 0:00:44No, I've not watching that.

0:00:44 > 0:00:46Come on.

0:00:46 > 0:00:49Hello, we're Pappy's and welcome to Great Movie Mistakes.

0:00:49 > 0:00:52My greatest movie mistake was messing up my audition to be

0:00:52 > 0:00:56Edward in the Twilight films. Should never have got that spray tan.

0:00:56 > 0:01:00Mine was being Bella in your audition tape. Did we really have to act out the whole film?

0:01:00 > 0:01:04Well, what Tom and Ben have expertly failed to explain is that tonight,

0:01:04 > 0:01:07we're going to be going through clip after clip of great movie mistakes.

0:01:07 > 0:01:09- I can't wait.- Bella!

0:01:09 > 0:01:11It's time!

0:01:11 > 0:01:12Stop it!

0:01:18 > 0:01:21It is I, Mr Darcy.

0:01:22 > 0:01:26I feel such emotion and yet,

0:01:26 > 0:01:28I feel none at all.

0:01:28 > 0:01:32If my opinions about myself and immigration are to be believed,

0:01:32 > 0:01:36I'm both full of pride and a little bit prejudiced.

0:01:36 > 0:01:40Oh, my love, no-one understands the power of what we have.

0:01:43 > 0:01:47But soon... Soon, we shall be together.

0:01:49 > 0:01:51Oh...

0:01:51 > 0:01:54Should probably do my audition.

0:01:54 > 0:01:56See you later, my love.

0:02:00 > 0:02:02Hello. My name's Ben.

0:02:02 > 0:02:04Brood, brood, brood.

0:02:04 > 0:02:07I'm prone to brooding.

0:02:07 > 0:02:09Loins.

0:02:10 > 0:02:15Oh, my love, no-one understands the power of what we ha...

0:02:15 > 0:02:17Sorry, I can't do this.

0:02:17 > 0:02:19This isn't for me.

0:02:22 > 0:02:26My sweet love, to be apart from you was to be torn

0:02:26 > 0:02:30asunder by a thousand ravenous jackals.

0:02:30 > 0:02:32Loins.

0:02:34 > 0:02:39Now, here's some dreadful howlers from recent romantic movies.

0:02:39 > 0:02:43Oh, I love a thoughtful, beautifully acted romantic

0:02:43 > 0:02:46movie like Take This Waltz, don't you, Ben?

0:02:46 > 0:02:48I love food.

0:02:48 > 0:02:51Oh, look. Sarah Silverman's dish disappears.

0:02:51 > 0:02:54Why don't you want Donnie to go...?

0:02:54 > 0:02:56Then reappears like magic!

0:02:56 > 0:02:59I wish I had a self-filling plate like that.

0:03:04 > 0:03:08I think there must have been a shortage of child actors

0:03:08 > 0:03:10when they made Take This Waltz.

0:03:10 > 0:03:14- Really?- Yeah. That kid's clearly a ventriloquist's dummy.

0:03:14 > 0:03:16Her lips don't even move when she speaks.

0:03:16 > 0:03:20- I missed you, Auntie Megan. - Oh, I missed you.

0:03:20 > 0:03:23You're right! Go on, say "gockle of geer".

0:03:23 > 0:03:25- Bye.- OK.

0:03:27 > 0:03:29I Give It A Year,

0:03:29 > 0:03:32not just the diagnosis Matthew received in the post on Monday.

0:03:32 > 0:03:35Hey! I hadn't read that yet! Spoiler alert!

0:03:35 > 0:03:39But also a sporadically funny and unusual rom-com.

0:03:39 > 0:03:42Tell you what's strange about this film - that pool game.

0:03:42 > 0:03:45See that cue being waved all over the place?

0:03:45 > 0:03:47And you want to hit on the edge there.

0:03:47 > 0:03:49There it is again.

0:03:49 > 0:03:51And now, it's down by his side.

0:03:51 > 0:03:53Nonsense.

0:03:53 > 0:03:55There's no point, is there?

0:03:57 > 0:03:59- Shakespeare. - That's a great guess, but no.

0:03:59 > 0:04:02Shakespeare didn't write novels.

0:04:02 > 0:04:04The Perks Of Being A Wallflower is a deep

0:04:04 > 0:04:06and actually rather touching film.

0:04:06 > 0:04:10Here's Paul Rudd claiming that Dickens coined the term "cliff-hanger".

0:04:10 > 0:04:12It was Charles Dickens.

0:04:12 > 0:04:16- Rubbish!- Yep, it was actually Thomas Hardy who invented it.

0:04:16 > 0:04:19Sorry, I just meant I'm not a Paul Rudd fan.

0:04:19 > 0:04:21We would have put those pennies...

0:04:21 > 0:04:23Hang on, there's more.

0:04:23 > 0:04:27See that? Yeah, they've spelt Emily Dickinson's name wrong!

0:04:27 > 0:04:29There's an E where there should be an I!

0:04:29 > 0:04:32Maybe they're just using the Nordic tradition

0:04:32 > 0:04:35and this Emily was actually Charles Dickens' son.

0:04:35 > 0:04:38You've really veered of course on that one, haven't you?

0:04:38 > 0:04:40You should learn to participate.

0:04:43 > 0:04:47Eyes up, gang! Charlie's arrived home. See any cars in the driveway?

0:04:47 > 0:04:49Bye, Charlie!

0:04:49 > 0:04:52- No, sir.- Quite right. There aren't any.

0:04:52 > 0:04:55You just stand there like a little bitch...

0:04:55 > 0:04:57Now, Candace is rowing with Derek.

0:04:57 > 0:05:00Charlie, just go. I can handle it.

0:05:00 > 0:05:02Just don't wake up mum and dad.

0:05:02 > 0:05:07Derek leaves and, aha, a car has magically appeared!

0:05:08 > 0:05:12That's a pretty strong perk of being a wallflower - magic car!

0:05:16 > 0:05:20Here's something troubling, the way my feelings towards

0:05:20 > 0:05:24Emma Watson developed near the end of the Harry Potter franchise.

0:05:24 > 0:05:26No, well, yes. Absolutely, yes.

0:05:26 > 0:05:29- But no, look at her dress. - Way ahead of you, buddy.

0:05:29 > 0:05:31No, see the straps?

0:05:32 > 0:05:35- They've disappeared. - Splendid.

0:05:35 > 0:05:37Not splendid editing though, eh?

0:05:40 > 0:05:43Now, we all understand the way American SAT scores work,

0:05:43 > 0:05:46so here's Sam's results.

0:05:46 > 0:05:48Guys, 1210.

0:05:48 > 0:05:50What?!

0:05:50 > 0:05:52Pause. Rewind. Enhance.

0:05:52 > 0:05:54Always wanted to say that!

0:05:54 > 0:05:56She got 1210?

0:05:56 > 0:06:00Well, it says here that she got 550 in Verbal and 460 in Math.

0:06:00 > 0:06:02It's Maths, mate.

0:06:02 > 0:06:05That adds up to 1010.

0:06:05 > 0:06:09So she must have made an extra 200 points somehow.

0:06:09 > 0:06:12And if anyone can send me video footage of this,

0:06:12 > 0:06:16I will genuinely pay them £1,210.

0:06:16 > 0:06:19I got...multiple pairs of blue jeans!

0:06:21 > 0:06:24Playing For Keeps is proof that a rom-com with a cast including

0:06:24 > 0:06:29Gerard Butler and Jessica Biel doesn't always guarantee quality.

0:06:29 > 0:06:32In these final few moments, Gerard is doing some lovely Scottish

0:06:32 > 0:06:36or Irish or whatever soccer style bonding with his son...

0:06:36 > 0:06:40..Good enough for them. I've got to be good enough for someone here, right?

0:06:40 > 0:06:43..kicking a football covered in these dashes?

0:06:45 > 0:06:49But cut to just a few seconds later, the football's now sporting rings.

0:06:49 > 0:06:52We don't normally spoilt the ending for you, but with this movie,

0:06:52 > 0:06:55we thought no-one would especially care.

0:06:55 > 0:06:58Someone very smart once told me you just have to be there.

0:07:01 > 0:07:04Playing For Keeps again and earlier in the film,

0:07:04 > 0:07:07the lovely Stacy carries in her groceries,

0:07:07 > 0:07:09note the baguette...

0:07:09 > 0:07:14- Hello?- He doesn't really hate me, right?- No, of course he doesn't.

0:07:14 > 0:07:16..which disappears and then reappears.

0:07:16 > 0:07:20- Stacy could make my baguette reappear.- Oh! Clarky!

0:07:20 > 0:07:22Your son is honest.

0:07:24 > 0:07:29- Guys, it's time for GPM. - Gently Petting Matthew?

0:07:29 > 0:07:31What? No!

0:07:31 > 0:07:35- Graphically Probing Matthew? - Absolutely not!

0:07:35 > 0:07:38My really cool acronym can only mean one thing.

0:07:38 > 0:07:42- DRAMATIC MUSIC - Great Plothole Mistakes!

0:07:42 > 0:07:46Gaffs so massively bad, an entire film falls apart!

0:07:46 > 0:07:50Whoa! Hang on a second, guys! Check us out, we're cartoons!

0:07:50 > 0:07:53Amazing. I can finally assist Pinky

0:07:53 > 0:07:56- and the Brain in their quest for world domination.- No time, Ben.

0:07:56 > 0:08:00We've got to explore the miasma of movie mistakes that is....

0:08:00 > 0:08:01Iron Man 3.

0:08:01 > 0:08:04In this relentless, pacey and exciting superhero flick,

0:08:04 > 0:08:08billionaire genius Tony Stark is terrorised by Sir Ben Kingsley.

0:08:08 > 0:08:12He threatens to bring America to its knees with a painful series

0:08:12 > 0:08:17of lessons and no-one, especially Stark and the President, is safe.

0:08:17 > 0:08:19So Stark sets about saving the day.

0:08:19 > 0:08:24- Fair enough?- Fair enough.- No! Not fair enough! Do you know why?

0:08:24 > 0:08:28- It interferes with Stark's long-planned golfing weekend?- No!

0:08:28 > 0:08:32Because Tony Stark happens to be in an incredibly well-known

0:08:32 > 0:08:33superhero group.

0:08:33 > 0:08:36He was in a movie with them. Where the hell are they?!

0:08:36 > 0:08:39Well, some of them don't live on Earth.

0:08:39 > 0:08:43- Thor might have been back in Asgard, sorting out some admin.- Admin?!

0:08:43 > 0:08:46Stark's in grave peril. And what about the others?

0:08:46 > 0:08:47Big angry Bruce Banner.

0:08:48 > 0:08:50That...archer guy.

0:08:50 > 0:08:53And if the Captain doesn't leap in to action

0:08:53 > 0:08:56when the American President is threatened, what is his function?

0:08:56 > 0:08:59- Oh, no!- Maybe they were off on that golfing weekend,

0:08:59 > 0:09:02hoping that Stark might pop along at the end?

0:09:02 > 0:09:05That's a highly non-valid point. This is one mistake

0:09:05 > 0:09:08so deadly that these superheroes couldn't defeat it.

0:09:08 > 0:09:11If they'd bothered to turn up, that is. The end!

0:09:17 > 0:09:19All right, let the Arnie marathon commence!

0:09:19 > 0:09:23- And we're filming.- Oh, yes! - Explain the concept, Tom.

0:09:23 > 0:09:26We're going to power through some Arnie classics.

0:09:26 > 0:09:28- It's going to be an all-nighter. - Can't wait.- Yup.

0:09:28 > 0:09:32And let's try and spot as many movie mistakes as we can along the way.

0:09:32 > 0:09:33Best night ever!

0:09:33 > 0:09:36Let's start at the very beginning, with the low budget,

0:09:36 > 0:09:41creaky but extraordinary, Hercules In New York.

0:09:41 > 0:09:45Hey-oh! It's Arnie's first ever scene on film.

0:09:45 > 0:09:48Fun fact, he was billed as Arnold Strong when this came out.

0:09:48 > 0:09:51Is the movie mistake his acting?

0:09:51 > 0:09:53I am tired of the same old faces...

0:09:53 > 0:09:56No, but hold on, I think I spotted something.

0:09:56 > 0:10:00Flick back to the start and check out the brunette behind the throne.

0:10:00 > 0:10:02She somehow ends up next to Zeus.

0:10:02 > 0:10:07That Arnie, always getting caught up in mistakes involving women.

0:10:11 > 0:10:14- Are you homesick? - I am having too much fun.

0:10:14 > 0:10:16This clunker is as clear as night and day.

0:10:16 > 0:10:19I know, right? A pastel-blue turtle neck.

0:10:19 > 0:10:24No, Ben! The fact that it constantly changes between night and day.

0:10:24 > 0:10:27Also, is that a cameraman-shaped

0:10:27 > 0:10:29shadow I spot?

0:10:29 > 0:10:33I like how the Greek music reminds us Arnie is Greek.

0:10:33 > 0:10:36I like how Arnie has the worst on-screen fight

0:10:36 > 0:10:39- in cinematic history. - WOMAN SCREAMS

0:10:39 > 0:10:43Folks, that's supposed to be a bear.

0:10:44 > 0:10:47Time for the thrill-packed Conan The Barbarian -

0:10:47 > 0:10:49classic early-'80s action.

0:10:49 > 0:10:52If you want to see some classic action with a man in his early 80s,

0:10:52 > 0:10:55Arnie's playing Conan in the remake this year.

0:10:55 > 0:10:57Arnie's in his 60s, Tom.

0:10:57 > 0:10:58Don't spoil the moment.

0:11:00 > 0:11:02HE PANTS

0:11:02 > 0:11:04- Hah! What a ridiculous scene.- Huh?

0:11:04 > 0:11:08Those dogs are German shepherds.

0:11:08 > 0:11:11- That breed was not created until the 1890s.- Great point, Matthew.

0:11:11 > 0:11:14And in what year did King Ozric from the Snake court rule?

0:11:14 > 0:11:16It was the Hyborian Age -

0:11:16 > 0:11:19roughly equivalent to the years 40,000 through to 10,000BC -

0:11:19 > 0:11:22well before German shepherds.

0:11:22 > 0:11:23That lonely childhood

0:11:23 > 0:11:27and lonely adulthood hasn't been wasted after all.

0:11:29 > 0:11:31Time for Commando -

0:11:31 > 0:11:35the greatest, daftest action film ever made!

0:11:36 > 0:11:40This just shows you why Arnie is the right man in any crisis.

0:11:40 > 0:11:43In order to hide himself, he just rips the seat out.

0:11:43 > 0:11:45I spy with my little eye

0:11:45 > 0:11:48something beginning with film crew

0:11:48 > 0:11:49being reflected on the car.

0:11:49 > 0:11:51You never got the rules of I spy did you, Tom?

0:11:51 > 0:11:54You're just jealous you don't know what it is.

0:11:54 > 0:11:55Hold on!

0:11:55 > 0:11:59Arnie went through all the effort of ripping out the car seat to be

0:11:59 > 0:12:02lower down, only to now be sitting up normally.

0:12:02 > 0:12:05- Great posture though.- The guy I trusted for years wants me dead.

0:12:05 > 0:12:06It's understandable.

0:12:06 > 0:12:09I've only known you for five minutes and I want you dead too.

0:12:09 > 0:12:12Hah! There aren't any cars in the background.

0:12:14 > 0:12:15They're back!

0:12:15 > 0:12:17This scene's a clunknanza!

0:12:20 > 0:12:23Now, look at Arnie's grenades wobbling about.

0:12:23 > 0:12:25They're strapped to him by their pins.

0:12:25 > 0:12:27That's less of a movie mistake,

0:12:27 > 0:12:29more of a life mistake.

0:12:29 > 0:12:30As your uncle knows all too well.

0:12:30 > 0:12:36Yes! Blow up the factory and the poorly designed dummies.

0:12:36 > 0:12:39- Tom, I think the film wants us to think they were people.- Wow!

0:12:42 > 0:12:43Now we're talking.

0:12:43 > 0:12:47Time to see Arnie's lighter side in the quite frankly hilarious Twins.

0:12:47 > 0:12:49Yes, hilarious for all the wrong reasons.

0:12:52 > 0:12:57- Those people staring at the camera might as well wave too.- Ridonculous.

0:12:57 > 0:13:00You know what's ridonculous? You using that word, Matthew.

0:13:00 > 0:13:01Sozzle.

0:13:01 > 0:13:04You can be a boxer. I can be your manager.

0:13:04 > 0:13:05Oh, I don't think I could fight for money.

0:13:05 > 0:13:09We've broken through to the other side. Only three more films left.

0:13:09 > 0:13:12When I close my eyes, all I can see is biceps.

0:13:12 > 0:13:14What have we got next, Matthew?

0:13:14 > 0:13:17It's time for the awesome action-comedy True Lies.

0:13:17 > 0:13:19Action-comedy?

0:13:19 > 0:13:21- Is that even a genre?- It is now.

0:13:21 > 0:13:25I spy with my little eye something beginning with...

0:13:25 > 0:13:29Yes, we all saw the camera crane reflected in the windscreen.

0:13:29 > 0:13:31Spoilsport.

0:13:31 > 0:13:34Slow down, you're going to miss the turn!

0:13:36 > 0:13:38Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

0:13:38 > 0:13:42Look at that! They could afford a disappearing car!

0:13:44 > 0:13:48Check it out. The car on the right vanishes halfway through the skid.

0:13:48 > 0:13:49Nice!

0:13:55 > 0:13:56See?

0:13:56 > 0:13:58You and this car were made for each other.

0:14:00 > 0:14:04Garh! Two more Arnie films to go.

0:14:04 > 0:14:06Come on, boys, we can do this.

0:14:06 > 0:14:07Is it bedtime or breakfast time?

0:14:07 > 0:14:11- My body clocks shut down.- Neither.

0:14:11 > 0:14:15- It's time to watch the high-octane masterpiece Eraser.- Oh...

0:14:15 > 0:14:19Now those are offshore banking deposits. UBS, that's...

0:14:19 > 0:14:22I love that SHE said what UBS stands for

0:14:22 > 0:14:25and the computer screen reads USB.

0:14:25 > 0:14:29I love that we've finally found a movie mistake after watching

0:14:29 > 0:14:31this for an hour and 20 minutes.

0:14:31 > 0:14:34Well, we did also want to watch it to hear Arnie say...

0:14:34 > 0:14:38- AS ARNIE:- ..You've just been erased.- What a line.

0:14:39 > 0:14:42Yeah, we did it! We're at the end of the Arnie marathon.

0:14:42 > 0:14:45And we're just about to watch his finest work to date -

0:14:45 > 0:14:48the masterful, essential viewing that is...

0:14:48 > 0:14:52- ALL:- ..Jingle All The Way!

0:14:53 > 0:14:56- Here's Howard going down the escalator.- But wait!

0:14:56 > 0:15:00There he is again in the crowd before he gets there!

0:15:00 > 0:15:02Classic over-achieving Arnie!

0:15:05 > 0:15:08Check out that drawing pinned on the wall in the playhouse.

0:15:10 > 0:15:15- It's completely changed!- Oh, thank God! I thought I was seeing things.

0:15:15 > 0:15:18No, Ben, you've been awake for many hours

0:15:18 > 0:15:20and ingested a lot of sugar and alcohol

0:15:20 > 0:15:22but, no, you're not seeing things.

0:15:22 > 0:15:24Good.

0:15:24 > 0:15:27What's with the directorial decision to put black dots

0:15:27 > 0:15:29and swirling colours everywhere?

0:15:29 > 0:15:32Whoa, Ben, you should probably drink some water.

0:15:32 > 0:15:36Thanks Turbo Man, I knew you'd save me.

0:15:36 > 0:15:39- You can always count on me. - Those lights reflected in his helmet

0:15:39 > 0:15:42show he's actually not outdoors but in a studio.

0:15:42 > 0:15:46Also, how have his wife and kid not noticed Turbo Man's

0:15:46 > 0:15:50distinctively huge jaw or thick Austrian accent?!

0:15:50 > 0:15:53If Arnie managed to become a politician in real life then

0:15:53 > 0:15:55I'm afraid I've got to let those slip.

0:15:55 > 0:15:58Oh, thank you, sir. I don't think you know how much he means to me.

0:15:58 > 0:16:01Oh, I think I have an idea.

0:16:02 > 0:16:04Oh, my giddy aunt.

0:16:04 > 0:16:08- We've done it!- Oh... - We survived the marathon!- Oh, yes!

0:16:08 > 0:16:12Right, next up, Jean-Claude Van Damme.

0:16:12 > 0:16:15I'll have a quick toilet break and then...I'll be back.

0:16:16 > 0:16:18Who's that supposed to be?

0:16:26 > 0:16:28Folks, it's the moment you've all been waiting for,

0:16:28 > 0:16:31it's time for Matthew's Minute Movie Mistakes of 2013.

0:16:31 > 0:16:35Oh, no! This is literally my least favourite bit.

0:16:35 > 0:16:38All three of us love movie mistakes but I have a particular

0:16:38 > 0:16:41passion for minute mistakes, mistakes that no-one's noticed.

0:16:41 > 0:16:44That's cos they're hardly mistakes.

0:16:44 > 0:16:48- They're minor mistakes.- What? Mistakes from films about miners?

0:16:48 > 0:16:51What, like Armageddon, or There Will Be Blood or Billy Elliot?

0:16:51 > 0:16:54No, tiny mistakes. Mistakes that no-one's noticed.

0:16:54 > 0:16:57No-one except for ME! I'm going to be so popular!

0:16:57 > 0:16:59I hate that guy.

0:17:04 > 0:17:07It's a massive, massive fight

0:17:07 > 0:17:08between a giant robot

0:17:08 > 0:17:10and an enormous sea monster.

0:17:10 > 0:17:12God, I love Pacific Rim.

0:17:12 > 0:17:16And I love the mildly obscure mistakes contained within.

0:17:16 > 0:17:17Look at this executive toy.

0:17:17 > 0:17:21It would not, I assure you, react in this classic manner.

0:17:21 > 0:17:23All the balls would swing together.

0:17:23 > 0:17:26God, you're so pedantic.

0:17:26 > 0:17:28I'd say I'm more fastidious than pedantic.

0:17:33 > 0:17:37Now, palaeontology fans, listen to this.

0:17:37 > 0:17:40..Their secondary brain. Now, we both know

0:17:40 > 0:17:44the Kaiju are so large they need two brains to move around like a dinosaur.

0:17:44 > 0:17:46I want to get my hands on that.

0:17:46 > 0:17:49Ha, Dr Geiszler, your doctor is worth nothing.

0:17:49 > 0:17:52Dinosaurs did not have two brains.

0:17:52 > 0:17:55Exactly, everyone knows they had three brains.

0:17:55 > 0:17:58Ben, you don't even have one brain.

0:17:58 > 0:18:00What is brain?

0:18:00 > 0:18:03The brain, too much ammonia.

0:18:07 > 0:18:08Arthur Christmas,

0:18:08 > 0:18:12brilliant as a cockle-warming, family movie, rubbish at geography.

0:18:12 > 0:18:16Well, I didn't know Aarhus was in eastern Denmark.

0:18:16 > 0:18:19Exactly everybody knows that Aarhus is in Jutland

0:18:19 > 0:18:23which is the western peninsula of Denmark, admittedly on the east coast of Jutland,

0:18:23 > 0:18:26but at best that puts Aarhus in the middle of the country.

0:18:28 > 0:18:30I thought Aarhus was in the middle of our street.

0:18:33 > 0:18:34- Puppies.- They're fine...

0:18:34 > 0:18:36Pitch Perfect.

0:18:36 > 0:18:39More like Pitch Riddled With Mistakes.

0:18:39 > 0:18:42- Ben, you could have Pitch Imperfect. - I hate myself.

0:18:42 > 0:18:44..Dead people and Darth Vader...

0:18:44 > 0:18:47Hey, that girl walked past twice.

0:18:47 > 0:18:49Really?

0:18:49 > 0:18:52Yeah. Blonde girl, green top, blue shorts, twice.

0:18:52 > 0:18:55"Vader" in German means father.

0:18:55 > 0:18:57His name is literally Darth Father.

0:18:57 > 0:19:00Well, actually, I was going to point out in this bit

0:19:00 > 0:19:02Becka is wrong.

0:19:02 > 0:19:06"Vader" actually means father in Dutch, not German.

0:19:06 > 0:19:08That was your movie mistake?

0:19:08 > 0:19:10Is that not too petty even for you?

0:19:10 > 0:19:12Not even close, mate.

0:19:12 > 0:19:15- Are you getting ready for the riff-off?- What the hell is a riff off?

0:19:19 > 0:19:22Cloud Atlas, difficult but rewarding to read,

0:19:22 > 0:19:25difficult to watch.

0:19:25 > 0:19:28Are you ready for a clear but tedious error, boys?

0:19:28 > 0:19:30- Nope, not for me.- Good.

0:19:30 > 0:19:33September 1st, 1973, was a Saturday.

0:19:33 > 0:19:35- We all know that, don't we? - Well, you might.

0:19:35 > 0:19:37And maybe Rainman.

0:19:37 > 0:19:39But the directors certainly don't.

0:19:39 > 0:19:42On this barely seen calendar it's listed as a Friday.

0:19:42 > 0:19:44Hah! A Friday!

0:19:44 > 0:19:46Hah! Jog on, Wachowskis.

0:19:50 > 0:19:54Back to the very satisfying Skyfall, perfect Bond.

0:19:54 > 0:19:55But check Severine's shoes.

0:19:55 > 0:19:58Not only dreadful to walk in on bumpy ground,

0:19:58 > 0:20:00but they also keep changing colour.

0:20:02 > 0:20:04Fun fact, guys.

0:20:04 > 0:20:06In the shots where we just see her head and shoulders

0:20:06 > 0:20:08she's actually wearing flippers.

0:20:08 > 0:20:10She's a very talented actor.

0:20:15 > 0:20:18This looks suitably grim.

0:20:18 > 0:20:22It could only be the dark and moody The Paperboy.

0:20:22 > 0:20:24Oh, dear, look at that drip.

0:20:24 > 0:20:26Oi! Don't talk about Ben like that.

0:20:26 > 0:20:31Not that drip, you drips, the drip in the clip. This is set in 1969.

0:20:31 > 0:20:34Obviously an IV drip would have been in a glass bottle at that time,

0:20:34 > 0:20:36not a plastic bag.

0:20:36 > 0:20:37No wonder this movie tanked.

0:20:37 > 0:20:39Drip.

0:20:39 > 0:20:40Oh!

0:20:47 > 0:20:51Over the next few months film franchising will be releasing

0:20:51 > 0:20:53sequels and prequels galore.

0:20:53 > 0:20:56I'm looking forward to the prequel Django Chained.

0:20:56 > 0:20:58Apparently it's going to be two gruelling hours

0:20:58 > 0:21:00of Jamie Foxx as a slave.

0:21:00 > 0:21:04Yeah, there's a lot of buzz about Star Wars Episode Seven.

0:21:04 > 0:21:06I just don't care any more.

0:21:06 > 0:21:10They're going to film George Lucas driving around in a gold

0:21:10 > 0:21:11pick-up truck full of money

0:21:11 > 0:21:15just sneering at his fans.

0:21:15 > 0:21:17As great as those two made-up films sound, I thought

0:21:17 > 0:21:20we could look at some of the actual film franchises

0:21:20 > 0:21:23and some of the gaffes we hoped they won't be making this time round.

0:21:23 > 0:21:25Argo Two?

0:21:25 > 0:21:27Argos.

0:21:27 > 0:21:32LAUGHTER

0:21:32 > 0:21:33Turtle power, everyone!

0:21:33 > 0:21:37Perhaps the greatest social movement of the 20th century

0:21:37 > 0:21:39And now Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is being

0:21:39 > 0:21:43reimagined for the jaded, terrifying youth of 2014.

0:21:43 > 0:21:46But we all remember the original film. Were these clunkers?

0:21:46 > 0:21:47Of course.

0:21:47 > 0:21:50Like Leonardo leaving April's apartment, his sword

0:21:50 > 0:21:52pings off the wall like it was made of rubber.

0:21:52 > 0:21:56Looking back, this film does actually seem quite terrifying.

0:21:59 > 0:22:03Oh, so that's the plan...

0:22:03 > 0:22:06Here's a blinding mistake that we hope won't creep into the remake

0:22:06 > 0:22:08as Raphael and Leonardo argue

0:22:08 > 0:22:11a crew member fails to hide out of shot.

0:22:11 > 0:22:14He hasn't helped his cause by wearing a bright orange cap.

0:22:14 > 0:22:16Guys, that's not a crew member.

0:22:16 > 0:22:18That's their human slave.

0:22:18 > 0:22:20Very dark.

0:22:20 > 0:22:22This attitude of yours isn't helping.

0:22:26 > 0:22:30I, Frankenstein is out soon, but let's hope the new film doesn't make

0:22:30 > 0:22:34the same mistakes as the definitive, dark and still creepy 1931 classic.

0:22:34 > 0:22:36Like this "doozie".

0:22:36 > 0:22:39In this epic feat of acting we can see Frankenstein's monster

0:22:39 > 0:22:41falling unconscious onto his back.

0:22:41 > 0:22:43Top work, Boris.

0:22:43 > 0:22:47However, here he's somehow rolled over.

0:22:47 > 0:22:49Give him another 30 seconds

0:22:49 > 0:22:52and I'm sure he'd have started doing "the worm".

0:22:52 > 0:22:55You're too late, he must not see that. Quick, give me a hand.

0:22:58 > 0:23:01Are you ready to have your minds blown, folks?

0:23:01 > 0:23:02Here are some high-end,

0:23:02 > 0:23:05special effects that I, Frankenstein will have to match.

0:23:05 > 0:23:08The doctor is in grave danger as

0:23:08 > 0:23:11he fights his own monster creation.

0:23:11 > 0:23:13Or so you'd think.

0:23:13 > 0:23:15Luckily the monster spares his life

0:23:15 > 0:23:17and instead throws what's clearly a dummy off the ledge.

0:23:18 > 0:23:22- Ban, that was supposed to be the real doctor.- What?

0:23:25 > 0:23:29With their return to our screens on Muppets Most Wanted next year,

0:23:29 > 0:23:31let's point out a couple of great Muppet mistakes.

0:23:33 > 0:23:37This first Muppet movie is criminally underrated, comedy genius.

0:23:37 > 0:23:38It's spot on.

0:23:38 > 0:23:40Well, not so much here.

0:23:40 > 0:23:44Miss Piggy proves she's a real diva by insisting that any man who

0:23:44 > 0:23:45pushes her of a balcony

0:23:45 > 0:23:48wears a luxurious, velvet evening glove.

0:23:48 > 0:23:52That's possibly the classiest movie mistake we've ever had.

0:23:55 > 0:23:59Next year sees the release of Dawn Of The Planet Of The Apes,

0:23:59 > 0:24:02but the original series had its fair share of monkey business.

0:24:02 > 0:24:05Here's the reasonably decent, but not amazing,

0:24:05 > 0:24:06second film Beneath The Planet Of The Apes.

0:24:06 > 0:24:08Now...

0:24:08 > 0:24:11It turns out the forbidden zone isn't forbidden to the

0:24:11 > 0:24:14onslaught of coffee shops you see on every high street.

0:24:14 > 0:24:15Oh, yeah, look,

0:24:15 > 0:24:19some primate litterbug has left this coffee cup lying around.

0:24:19 > 0:24:21Ruining the picturesque landscape.

0:24:24 > 0:24:27Your people, where are they?

0:24:27 > 0:24:30Look, there's a key for this coffee.

0:24:30 > 0:24:31Nearly, Ben.

0:24:31 > 0:24:34There's cue marks showing where James Franciscus should be standing.

0:24:34 > 0:24:37Naughty. No-one likes a queue jumper, James.

0:24:39 > 0:24:42Were almost at the end, guys. You've stayed with us for the entire show.

0:24:42 > 0:24:46- Or alternatively they've just tuned in.- Equally plausible.

0:24:46 > 0:24:48We've seen a lot of movies and a lot of mistakes,

0:24:48 > 0:24:50but which movie is the "mistakiest"?

0:24:50 > 0:24:53When it comes to movie mistakes, which film takes the cake?

0:24:53 > 0:24:56Yeah, and then switches the hand that's holding the cake.

0:24:56 > 0:24:57And then the cake disappears.

0:24:57 > 0:25:00And then when it reappears it's a completely different cake.

0:25:00 > 0:25:01Let's find out.

0:25:03 > 0:25:05It's Les Mis, both a mesmerising

0:25:05 > 0:25:10and tear-jerking adaptation of the musical and a clanger fest.

0:25:10 > 0:25:12It's win-win.

0:25:12 > 0:25:15Here these officials take off their hats as Valjean

0:25:15 > 0:25:17is being captured as ever.

0:25:18 > 0:25:22So how come this fellow happens to still be wearing his?

0:25:22 > 0:25:25As they once said, hats on, hats off.

0:25:25 > 0:25:27Almost.

0:25:31 > 0:25:37Ah, the Fantine teleports around a group of disgruntled factory workers scene.

0:25:37 > 0:25:39It's rarely performed in the West End.

0:25:39 > 0:25:41Look, she's got different neighbours in every shot.

0:25:41 > 0:25:45"Jowly Mcscowl" a lot on Anne Hathaway's right.

0:25:45 > 0:25:47And then she's at the end of the line.

0:25:53 > 0:25:56Poor Fantine has been convinced to be a prostitute.

0:25:56 > 0:25:59In order to win some business from this captain, she's hidden

0:25:59 > 0:26:03her shawl somewhere about her person and then made it come back again.

0:26:03 > 0:26:08I think it's fair to say that Anne Hathaway with continuity errors.

0:26:08 > 0:26:09"Incredable".

0:26:09 > 0:26:12To have a girl who can't refuse...

0:26:14 > 0:26:16# It'll come, it'll come. #

0:26:16 > 0:26:17Heck of a blooper now.

0:26:17 > 0:26:19Here's Enjolras,

0:26:19 > 0:26:20pamphlets in hand,

0:26:20 > 0:26:22but wait, pause that.

0:26:22 > 0:26:23Where have the pamphlets gone?

0:26:23 > 0:26:26No, Matthew, he's clearly thrown them in the air

0:26:26 > 0:26:29and a few moments later caught them.

0:26:29 > 0:26:31There's no better way to rouse a crowd

0:26:31 > 0:26:33than with a bit of juggling.

0:26:36 > 0:26:38The boys are up to their old tricks here.

0:26:38 > 0:26:40Chivalrous Enjolras

0:26:40 > 0:26:43in his splendid redcoat is picking up Eponine.

0:26:46 > 0:26:48He's not chivalrous enough to carry her away, though.

0:26:48 > 0:26:52- He's clearly chucked her to his mates.- Shut up, that's teamwork.

0:26:52 > 0:26:55Implausible, badly edited teamwork.

0:26:59 > 0:27:02Ah, young Gavroche, so tragically killed,

0:27:02 > 0:27:05such a young talent, what a waste.

0:27:05 > 0:27:09- Don't worry, Ben, they didn't really kill him.- Oh.

0:27:09 > 0:27:13Look, do you see his wide open eyes? Now they're closed.

0:27:16 > 0:27:18- And now they're open. - It's a miracle.

0:27:18 > 0:27:19Huzzah!

0:27:23 > 0:27:26This scene is great and all, but do you know what it could do with?

0:27:26 > 0:27:28A bit of furniture.

0:27:28 > 0:27:30What? Like this?

0:27:30 > 0:27:33Where did that wardrobe come from?

0:27:33 > 0:27:34Much better, thank you, Tom.

0:27:34 > 0:27:36Mon plaisir.

0:27:37 > 0:27:41With seven classic clangers Les Mis takes the crown for most

0:27:41 > 0:27:43mistakes this year.

0:27:44 > 0:27:47- And that's your lot. - See you soon for some more...

0:27:47 > 0:27:49ALL: Great movie mistakes!