Episode 7

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0:00:07 > 0:00:10- Popcorn.- Check.- Nachos.- Check.

0:00:10 > 0:00:13- Beers.- Check.

0:00:13 > 0:00:15Dimmable lighting.

0:00:15 > 0:00:17Checkmate.

0:00:17 > 0:00:20- Wow, guys, this movie night is shaping up beautifully.- Movie night?

0:00:20 > 0:00:24- No, these are our supplies for when the apocalypse happens.- Really?

0:00:24 > 0:00:26With these provisions your heart would last about a week.

0:00:26 > 0:00:30Eh, think you'll find it's sustained us for the last six years.

0:00:30 > 0:00:34It's a medical miracle. Technically, we should have TRIabetes.

0:00:34 > 0:00:40- Oh, which reminds me - M&M's.- Peanut and chocolate. Checkety-check-check.

0:00:40 > 0:00:42Well, it's lucky your apocalypse provisions dovetail

0:00:42 > 0:00:45so nicely with my idea for a perfect movie night.

0:00:45 > 0:00:49So, let's get cracking with our first batch of faulty movie moments.

0:00:49 > 0:00:55- The brain segment of the frontal lobe...- It's Pacific Rim!- Fantastic.

0:00:55 > 0:00:58Guillermo del Toro's exciting and spectacular monster film is

0:00:58 > 0:01:01- surprising enjoyable, but it's not without a clanger or two.- Go on...

0:01:04 > 0:01:06- Check out that headpiece that Newton's wearing.- I see her.

0:01:06 > 0:01:08See it now?

0:01:08 > 0:01:10Fastened round his neck without him touching it.

0:01:14 > 0:01:16Shockingly unrealistic.

0:01:16 > 0:01:19Unlike that giant, floating Kaiju brain, which is bang-on.

0:01:21 > 0:01:23One...

0:01:29 > 0:01:32Great, it's Star Trek Into Darkness.

0:01:32 > 0:01:34Star Trek Into Awesomeness, more like.

0:01:34 > 0:01:39Kirk's drowning his sorrows, but check out his glass.

0:01:39 > 0:01:42The futuristic orb of ice is drowned in whisky.

0:01:42 > 0:01:44But now? Where's the whisky gone?!

0:01:46 > 0:01:49- Teleported somewhere? - No wonder he's upset.

0:01:53 > 0:01:54Take one of the greatest

0:01:54 > 0:01:55works of literature ever,

0:01:55 > 0:01:56get Baz Luhrmann to make an

0:01:56 > 0:01:58awesome film of it starring

0:01:58 > 0:02:00Leonardo DiCaprio, and what do you get?

0:02:00 > 0:02:04- Romeo + Juliet.- Absolutely.

0:02:04 > 0:02:06Sadly, The Great Gatsby wasn't half as good,

0:02:06 > 0:02:08but hats off for their hard efforts.

0:02:08 > 0:02:14Hats off indeed. But wait. Hats on here...

0:02:14 > 0:02:18Oh, and the car they're overtaking vanishes.

0:02:18 > 0:02:19Hats all, folks.

0:02:21 > 0:02:23Watch out!

0:02:23 > 0:02:26Cliched and clunky White House Down shows there inevitably comes

0:02:26 > 0:02:28a time when any President is required to fire

0:02:28 > 0:02:31a missile launcher out of the side of his limousine.

0:02:31 > 0:02:34If this whole concept wasn't mistake enough,

0:02:34 > 0:02:36check out Channing Tatum's arm.

0:02:36 > 0:02:38As Jamie Foxx strikes him on the head,

0:02:38 > 0:02:43we see either some marks for editing, or a really terrible tattoo.

0:02:43 > 0:02:46..hit me in the head with a rocket while I'm trying to drive!

0:02:49 > 0:02:51World War Z now, but you won't be catching any Zs

0:02:51 > 0:02:55if you watch this hard-edged neo-zombie action thriller.

0:02:55 > 0:02:56It's great.

0:02:56 > 0:02:59But listen to Dr Fassbach making a basic medical error.

0:03:01 > 0:03:05- The analogy I keep coming back to is Spanish Flu.- Spanish Flu?

0:03:05 > 0:03:09It didn't exist in 1918, but by 1920, it killed 3% of the world.

0:03:09 > 0:03:14Didn't exist in 1918? I think you'll find it broke out in 1918, mate, huh!

0:03:16 > 0:03:19- And that's your lot. - See you soon for some more...

0:03:19 > 0:03:20ALL: Great Movie Mistakes!