0:00:07 > 0:00:11- I'm not into this modern metrosexual stuff.- You surprise me, Ben.
0:00:11 > 0:00:14The last time you washed this dressing gown, it was pre-Avatar.
0:00:14 > 0:00:19I'm talking about blokey films, Matthew! Macho stuff.
0:00:19 > 0:00:22I don't like these girly films with things like feelings,
0:00:22 > 0:00:27and love, and three-dimensional female characterisation.
0:00:27 > 0:00:29A shining example of modern manhood.
0:00:29 > 0:00:32Speaking of which, close your dressing gown.
0:00:32 > 0:00:37Look! I want films with explosions, cars, blood!
0:00:37 > 0:00:43My ideal film would be about an exploding car made of blood.
0:00:43 > 0:00:45Contribute to the Kickstarter, guys!
0:00:45 > 0:00:46Here, for Ben's enjoyment
0:00:46 > 0:00:49and for your viewing pleasure are some macho movie mistakes.
0:00:50 > 0:00:52Eurgh!
0:00:52 > 0:00:55Oh! That was harsh.
0:00:55 > 0:00:56It's my day off.
0:00:56 > 0:00:58Should be quite a weekend.
0:00:58 > 0:01:01What The Last Stand lacks in plot, acting and script,
0:01:01 > 0:01:03it makes up for in movie mistakes.
0:01:03 > 0:01:05Here's Arnie with a bit of a drink problem.
0:01:05 > 0:01:09Look at the way he's holding the cup with the handle to the side.
0:01:11 > 0:01:14- But now he's holding it with a handle!- What a mug.
0:01:18 > 0:01:20This bearded baddie's a talented driver!
0:01:20 > 0:01:22Yeah, he can somehow speed along,
0:01:22 > 0:01:25despite the handbrake clearly being up!
0:01:25 > 0:01:27Death is waiting in the kitchen
0:01:27 > 0:01:29when you get up at night for a glass of milk.
0:01:32 > 0:01:34- WOMAN:- BLEEP.
0:01:34 > 0:01:37And there he goes, turning his car into a ramp.
0:01:37 > 0:01:38The man's amazing.
0:01:47 > 0:01:50The boys must be making a crop circle in a corn field.
0:01:50 > 0:01:51Check out Arnie,
0:01:51 > 0:01:54shooting out from his open window like a boss.
0:01:54 > 0:01:56BLEEP.
0:01:59 > 0:02:01But wait! That window is definitely closed.
0:02:01 > 0:02:04And either they're tinted, or there's no-one inside.
0:02:05 > 0:02:08Crop circles are mysterious things.
0:02:12 > 0:02:14It's the other fork, darling.
0:02:15 > 0:02:18Sean Penn, Ryan Gosling and Emma Stone?
0:02:18 > 0:02:20What could go wrong!
0:02:20 > 0:02:22Quite a lot, sadly.
0:02:22 > 0:02:24Gangster Squad is a bit undercooked.
0:02:24 > 0:02:27There's even an uninspiring performance from Sean Penn's
0:02:27 > 0:02:31napkin, which goes off for a Screen Actor's Guild-mandated break
0:02:31 > 0:02:32halfway through the scene.
0:02:32 > 0:02:35- I heard it was having an affair with Emma Stone's fork.- Get out!
0:02:35 > 0:02:37I think I'll just have a cigarette.
0:02:40 > 0:02:43In the cheesy and juvenile The Man With The Iron Fists, MMA
0:02:43 > 0:02:45no longer stands for Mixed Martial Arts,
0:02:45 > 0:02:48but Movie Mistake Alert.
0:02:48 > 0:02:53Ah yes, here's former pro-wrestler Batista off to the Lion's Temple.
0:02:53 > 0:02:56But somehow his chin facial hair doesn't go with him.
0:02:56 > 0:02:58That's a heavy-weight clanger.
0:03:02 > 0:03:03Aaargh!
0:03:03 > 0:03:06Action heroes never die!
0:03:06 > 0:03:07Their sagging cadavers just
0:03:07 > 0:03:12limp along into the increasingly silly The Expendables franchise.
0:03:16 > 0:03:19Now, check the level of sloppiness on this dub. Watch this!
0:03:19 > 0:03:21Watch your head!
0:03:21 > 0:03:26Literally no idea what Lundgren is mouthing, but then I rarely do.
0:03:26 > 0:03:29Hold on, wasn't that battering ram down a second ago?
0:03:29 > 0:03:31Yes! Good spot. As the saying goes,
0:03:31 > 0:03:35"It's up and down more than a battering ram in The Expendables 2."
0:03:35 > 0:03:39Ah, so that's where that saying comes from!
0:03:45 > 0:03:46Arnie's reportedly accused
0:03:46 > 0:03:49of having wandering hands.
0:03:49 > 0:03:52So much so, that even when they're tied to a chair, they come free.
0:03:52 > 0:03:54Look at that.
0:03:54 > 0:03:56Get him up!
0:03:56 > 0:03:59They're back, though, in time for Stallone
0:03:59 > 0:04:01to slur something incomprehensible.
0:04:03 > 0:04:06- Trench? - TRENCH:- Oh, this is embarrassing.
0:04:08 > 0:04:10Nice meeting you.
0:04:13 > 0:04:15Explain this, my fellow movie mistakers.
0:04:15 > 0:04:18Sly's bike makes a revving noise before he even lays
0:04:18 > 0:04:19a hand on the throttle.
0:04:21 > 0:04:22ENGINE REVS
0:04:22 > 0:04:25Maybe the bike, just like I feel compelled to do right now,
0:04:25 > 0:04:27is throttling itself?
0:04:27 > 0:04:28Like this?
0:04:28 > 0:04:32- Aargh! Aargh!- Oh, my God! Oh!
0:04:34 > 0:04:37This scene focuses on helicopter number 711,
0:04:37 > 0:04:40named after the popular chain of American shops.
0:04:40 > 0:04:42They're an old favourite.
0:04:42 > 0:04:44What are you doing here?
0:04:44 > 0:04:46- MAN:- Moving on. You killed all my business.
0:04:51 > 0:04:55But here, it's been replaced by helicopter number 712,
0:04:55 > 0:04:58named after the combined age of the lead cast.
0:05:02 > 0:05:03We're almost at the end, guys.
0:05:03 > 0:05:06You've stayed with us for the entire show!
0:05:06 > 0:05:09- Or alternatively, they've just tuned in.- Equally plausible.
0:05:09 > 0:05:11We've seen a lot of movies, and a lot of mistakes,
0:05:11 > 0:05:13but which movie is the mistakiest?
0:05:13 > 0:05:16When it comes to movie mistakes, which film takes the cake?
0:05:16 > 0:05:19Yeah. And then switches the hand that's holding the cake...
0:05:19 > 0:05:21And then the cake disappears...
0:05:21 > 0:05:23And then when it reappears it's a completely different cake?
0:05:23 > 0:05:26Let's find out!
0:05:26 > 0:05:30It's Les Mis, both a mesmerising and tear-jerking adaptation
0:05:30 > 0:05:33of the musical, and a clanger-fest.
0:05:33 > 0:05:36# It's win-win! #
0:05:36 > 0:05:39Here these officials take off their hats
0:05:39 > 0:05:41as Valjean is being captured, as ever.
0:05:41 > 0:05:45So how come THIS fellow happens to still be wearing his?
0:05:45 > 0:05:50As Mr Miyagi once said, "Hats on, hats off." Almost.
0:05:54 > 0:05:59Ah, the "Fantine teleports around a group of disgruntled factory workers" scene,
0:05:59 > 0:06:01that's rarely performed in the West End.
0:06:01 > 0:06:05Look! She's got different neighbours in every shot.
0:06:05 > 0:06:08Jowly Mc-Scowl-a-Lot's on Hathaway's right...
0:06:08 > 0:06:10and then she's at the end of the line!
0:06:15 > 0:06:19Poor Fantine has been convinced to be a prostitute.
0:06:19 > 0:06:22In order to win some business from this captain,
0:06:22 > 0:06:24she's hidden her shawl somewhere about her person
0:06:24 > 0:06:26and then made it...come back again.
0:06:26 > 0:06:30I think it's fair to say Anne "Hathaway" with continuity errors.
0:06:30 > 0:06:32Incredible.
0:06:39 > 0:06:43Heck of a blooper now. Here's Enjolras, pamphlets in hand.
0:06:43 > 0:06:48- But wait, pause that! Where have the pamphlets gone?- No, Matthew!
0:06:48 > 0:06:52He's clearly thrown them in the air, and a few moments later
0:06:52 > 0:06:54- caught them.- There's no better way to rouse a crowd
0:06:54 > 0:06:56than with a bit of juggling.
0:06:59 > 0:07:01The boys are up to their old tricks here.
0:07:01 > 0:07:06Chivalrous Enjorlas, in his splendid red coat, is picking up Eponine.
0:07:09 > 0:07:11He's not chivalrous enough to carry her away, though.
0:07:11 > 0:07:13He's clearly chucked her to his mate.
0:07:13 > 0:07:18- Shut up, that's teamwork. - Implausible, badly-edited teamwork.
0:07:22 > 0:07:26Ah, young Gavroche. So tragically killed.
0:07:26 > 0:07:28Such a young talent. What a waste.
0:07:28 > 0:07:31Don't worry, Ben, they didn't really kill him.
0:07:31 > 0:07:35- Oh.- Look. Do you see his wide-open eyes?
0:07:35 > 0:07:36Now they're closed.
0:07:39 > 0:07:43- And now they're open. - It's a miracle.- Huzzah!
0:07:46 > 0:07:50This scene is great and all, but you know what it could do with?
0:07:50 > 0:07:51A bit of furniture.
0:07:51 > 0:07:53What? Like this?
0:07:54 > 0:07:56Where did that wardrobe come from?
0:07:56 > 0:07:59- Much better. Thank you, Tom. - "Mon pleasure."
0:08:00 > 0:08:02With seven classic clangers,
0:08:02 > 0:08:06Les Mis takes the crown for most mistakes this year!
0:08:06 > 0:08:09- And that's your lot. - See you soon for some more...
0:08:09 > 0:08:11ALL: Great Movie Mistakes!