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:00:22. > :00:25.Hello and welcome to The One Show with Matt Baker. And Alex Jones.

:00:25. > :00:29.Exciting news here, one of the biggest bands in the world,

:00:29. > :00:34.Coldplay, have called us up wanting to tell us something rather

:00:34. > :00:39.exciting. There you see Chris and Will in our green room, munching

:00:39. > :00:43.away on our snacks. Who knows what they want. Let's meet a man that

:00:43. > :00:48.can give Alex a run for her money on the dancefloor, now she's hurt

:00:48. > :00:57.her back. Even before then. Why he didn't win, I will never know. It's

:00:57. > :01:06.Ed Byrne. APPLAUSE. Indeed, did Dara O'Briain give you

:01:06. > :01:16.hassle for your time on Let's Dance? Yes, actually. Let's have a

:01:16. > :01:23.

:01:23. > :01:31.# I love to boogie on a Saturday night

:01:31. > :01:35.I thought you were superb. That was a bad-coloured top to wear. It

:01:35. > :01:40.looks like my skin is falling off. I didn't realise just how ugly that

:01:40. > :01:44.top was until watching it back there. With Arlene as well, under

:01:44. > :01:49.pressure there. Arlene, look, I rehearsed hard and long for that

:01:49. > :01:52.and Arlene did a bit in the middle and she got it wrong! When you are

:01:52. > :01:56.dancing with Arlene and you are doing moves and you are both doing

:01:56. > :02:00.different things, people are going to look at you, clearly Ed's messed

:02:00. > :02:06.up there. No, it was her! You are very kind. You didn't mention that

:02:06. > :02:11.on the night. Didn't I? I didn't realise until I watched it back,

:02:11. > :02:14.that's probably why. It's out there now. Phillips! We are going to be

:02:14. > :02:18.chatting about your DVD later on and finding out... I believe that's

:02:18. > :02:21.what Coldplay are here to plug as well, my DVD. You know more than us,

:02:21. > :02:25.we have no idea why they're here. First, we can learn plenty from the

:02:25. > :02:31.animal kingdom around us. Miranda Krestovnikoff has been to the North

:02:31. > :02:36.Wales coast to be taught a lesson about climbing from the masters.

:02:36. > :02:46.Across the globe mountain goats are the ultimate mountaineers. They can

:02:46. > :02:48.

:02:48. > :02:52.pick their way across near sreurtical cliffs -- verticle

:02:52. > :02:56.cliffs. They face some of the most adverse weather conditions and they

:02:56. > :03:01.inhabit some of the most inaccessible rock faces. These

:03:01. > :03:04.goats really do live their lives on the edge.

:03:04. > :03:09.Here on in North Wales these mountain goats can make it to

:03:09. > :03:16.places that other grazing animals can't reach, feasting on the lush

:03:16. > :03:19.grass tucked into crevices. They do it with such ease and confidence

:03:20. > :03:26.and the fact there is a massive 50 metre drop to the sea below just

:03:26. > :03:31.doesn't seem to bother them in the slightest.

:03:31. > :03:39.I want to show how these animals are adapted to this rugged and

:03:39. > :03:42.potentially lethal terrain and to see if I can match them.

:03:42. > :03:46.Mountaineer Carlo has shared many mountain moments with goats. Just

:03:46. > :03:52.to watch them is amazing to see the sort of terrain that they can get

:03:52. > :03:54.on to and how they confidently move around that ground and it's awe-

:03:54. > :03:58.inspiring because you are struggling with ropes and trying to

:03:58. > :04:02.climb up the best you can. Knowing a little bit about how the goats do

:04:02. > :04:08.it, is there any way I can go up one of these cliff faces today?

:04:08. > :04:13.Yeah, absolutely. So, equipped with plenty of safety gear, we go to a

:04:13. > :04:21.piece of cliff 190 metres up to a spot where goats scamper up every

:04:21. > :04:25.day. For the goats, their first bit of

:04:25. > :04:29.safety kit is in-built. Both the male and female goats have got

:04:29. > :04:34.horns and the males use theirs a lot for fighting but the horns are

:04:34. > :04:40.actually so thick they can cushion a fall, like my helmet really. They

:04:40. > :04:46.extend a long way over the back of the neck, so it gives vital

:04:46. > :04:54.protection there as well. Back to business. I am on my way up! OK.

:04:54. > :05:00.into the mindset of a goat. I am thinking of hooves, I am thinking

:05:00. > :05:10.where will I put my hand? It's impossible. Goats have specialist

:05:10. > :05:12.

:05:12. > :05:17.climbing vision with rectangular pupils, it gives superb periphery

:05:17. > :05:20.vision. Concentrate, woman! Places to put your hand hand and feet. On

:05:20. > :05:25.terrain like this there are barely any flat surfaces but the goats

:05:25. > :05:32.have feet that are designed to stick. Each foot has two hooves

:05:32. > :05:36.which are flexible and can spread apart giving a firm stable base.

:05:36. > :05:41.Each hoof has an outer layer which is very hard, it gives a really

:05:41. > :05:46.good purchase on these tiny ledges. The inside of the hoof is a

:05:46. > :05:49.leathery pad which gives them a good grip. It creates a sort of

:05:49. > :05:56.suction cup, sticking them to the rock. Because they have two it's

:05:56. > :06:04.like a backup safety line. I have super gripping climbing shoes but

:06:04. > :06:11.it's not enough. They don't suck to the rock.

:06:11. > :06:15.Take small steps. I am trying to take any steps I can. The goats'

:06:15. > :06:22.dainty gate is no accident. They keep their body weight over their

:06:22. > :06:27.feet and centred, maintaining balance. Try and choose the line of

:06:27. > :06:33.least resistance. Imagine you are a goat looking for the easy way up.

:06:33. > :06:41.Like most animals they don't make life hard for themselves, they'll

:06:41. > :06:46.zigzag up, along the ease easiest route. After a tough 20 minutes, I

:06:46. > :06:51.take it to the top. I made it! Wow, that was fantastic. It's really

:06:51. > :06:55.hard work. You have to be really strong and you are just balanced on

:06:55. > :07:03.the edge all the time. This is really rough terrain, but for an

:07:03. > :07:10.animal with so many mountaineering adaptations it's a walk in the park.

:07:10. > :07:14.There's a lot we can learn from that. Horns as a rollcage. I can

:07:14. > :07:18.bunch this into a pillow. That's the closest I get to that. You do a

:07:18. > :07:23.bit of climbing. There is something very funny actually, when you climb

:07:23. > :07:30.up out of a gully, and you meet a goat or a sheep even standing there

:07:30. > :07:36.at the top and they just look at you. You are not from around here,

:07:36. > :07:42.are you boy! We are here because we live here, what are you doing here?

:07:42. > :07:49.You have taken your comedy to new heights. That's a good link! That's

:07:49. > :07:53.nice. We don't don't throw this show together. Your latest DVD is

:07:54. > :07:58.out in time for Christmas. Lots of DVDs out at the minute. It's a

:07:58. > :08:03.crowded market. What makes yours stand out? It's a very pretty sort

:08:03. > :08:08.of blue and light blue cover. Also, do you know what I heard an

:08:08. > :08:12.interesting thing, only something like one in ten comedy DVDs even

:08:12. > :08:16.gets watched. It's one of those things - the vast majority of just

:08:16. > :08:23.bought as gifts. Oh yeah, I know him and then they don't even watch

:08:23. > :08:27.it. If the person isn't going to watch it, why not buy mine. I have

:08:27. > :08:31.a child. They're going to watch it anyway. At least it will look good.

:08:31. > :08:35.People will go oh, different. You didn't go for the usual, the

:08:35. > :08:38.McIntyre and Bishop and you know, you went for... Interesting, you

:08:38. > :08:44.mentioned your child there. The last time you were on you were save

:08:44. > :08:50.ago bit of your material -- saving a bit of your material. He was

:08:50. > :08:53.bound to yield material. Normally to do with his bodily functions and

:08:53. > :08:57.the fact, it's not the amount of stuff that comes out of a baby,

:08:57. > :09:03.it's the pressure that builds up inside a baby. That's what will

:09:03. > :09:06.take - that will take you by surprise. If I was to feed him

:09:06. > :09:13.Ronseal, instead of milk I could do my fence with him. It's really

:09:13. > :09:16.quite something. That's an idea I would like to see on Dragons' Den.

:09:16. > :09:21.Cosmo maybe was the inspiration for this clip.

:09:21. > :09:26.You know one of those kids, mum, mum, keeps going off like an alarm

:09:26. > :09:30.clock. Mum, mum, mum, mum. Every now and again the mother will go

:09:30. > :09:34.what? But it's like pressing snooze. After about the 8th time the kid

:09:34. > :09:37.did it, the woman said the the funniest thing I ever overheard on

:09:37. > :09:43.public transport. It gave me the perfect window on what it is to be

:09:43. > :09:47.a parent. The kid goes mum, mum, mum, mum, mum, mum, mum, mum. The

:09:47. > :09:53.woman, without even looking just went, I can't believe how happy I

:09:53. > :09:59.was the first time you said that word.

:09:59. > :10:04.Brilliant. It's a true story. have the alarm clock that says dad,

:10:04. > :10:10.can I have, can I have, can I have. The last time we saw you was on

:10:10. > :10:19.Pointless. Yeah. We didn't do so well. We were out second. We came

:10:19. > :10:26.third. We got to the head-to-head against the McKreur. The one that

:10:26. > :10:33.put us out was name dancers on Top of the Pops and we said Hot Gossip.

:10:33. > :10:42.They were only on Kenny Everett. Who used to be choreographied by

:10:42. > :10:46.Arlene! Celebrity Mastermind didn't go well either. Third! Last but one.

:10:46. > :10:50.That's another way of looking at it. We are going to give you a chance

:10:50. > :10:58.to redeem yourself on a subject that you should know better, the

:10:58. > :11:03.subject of Ed Byrne. All right. Here we are. You have to wait,

:11:03. > :11:13.question one, in 2005 Ed Byrne starred in the film Zemanovaload.

:11:13. > :11:15.

:11:15. > :11:22.How much is the DVD currently going for on ebay? I would give it 99p.

:11:22. > :11:29.Incorrect. It was on sale for �4.39. I have a box of them, I will do

:11:29. > :11:35.them for 99p. You studied horticulture at strat strat strat -

:11:35. > :11:39.- Strathclyde University, what is the Latin name for mistletoe?

:11:39. > :11:44.didn't mention I dropped out of horticulture. Passing? I am passing

:11:44. > :11:53.on that. You were nominated for the Perrier Comedy Award, which

:11:53. > :11:59.comedian beat to you the prize? Tommy Teiran. Correct. Well done.

:11:59. > :12:03.You had one correct answer on the life and times of Ed Byrne.

:12:03. > :12:08.asked me a question about Latin name for Holly. Mistletoe, listen

:12:08. > :12:14.to the question! In a moment Chris Martin and Will Champion will be

:12:14. > :12:18.here and we don't know what they want, do we? We don't. It's amazing

:12:18. > :12:24.to think with all the success they've had they're still only in

:12:24. > :12:27.their early 30s, some musicians have to wait a lot longer for their

:12:27. > :12:37.break. Gyles Brandreth has a perfect perfect example.

:12:37. > :12:42.

:12:42. > :12:46.Sir he hadward Elgar is -- Edward Born here, in June 1857 at this

:12:46. > :12:53.simple cottage near Worcester, Elgar's genius earned him a

:12:53. > :12:57.knighthood. But his path to greatness was far from an easy one.

:12:57. > :13:01.The son of a piano tuner he was a gifted musician and as a young man

:13:01. > :13:07.he worked in his father's music shop in Worcester. He taught music,

:13:07. > :13:13.composed, and performed locally. But his career refused to take off.

:13:13. > :13:16.His life changed in 1886 when at the age of 29 he met Alice Roberts,

:13:16. > :13:21.nine years his senior. He taught her piano lessons. She came from a

:13:21. > :13:28.wealthy family who disapproved of Elgar's humble origins. But Alice

:13:28. > :13:32.was determined to marry him and make him a success. Over the next

:13:32. > :13:37.nine years, encouraged by Alice, Elgar published over 30 works. But

:13:37. > :13:42.he failed to make his mark. Then one day at the couple's home his

:13:42. > :13:47.luck changed. Tell me what happened? He had been teaching and

:13:47. > :13:51.had come home rather tired and exasperated and was tinkering at

:13:51. > :13:56.the piano and as he did so Alice picked out something that he played

:13:56. > :14:06.and said that's a good tune. Elgar was puzzled and said, you mean this

:14:06. > :14:06.

:14:07. > :14:13.one? And worked that into what's become this big orchestral work.

:14:13. > :14:21.Completed in 1899 it was a set of 14 musical portraits of his friends

:14:21. > :14:25.and wife, each with its own distinctive mood. The most

:14:25. > :14:29.celebrated is dedicated to his great friend and publisher.

:14:29. > :14:34.It is the most passionate of all the 14 and even more passionate

:14:34. > :14:38.than the one he wrote for his wife, Alice.

:14:38. > :14:43.It's music that actually speaks louder than words.

:14:43. > :14:48.Elgar conducted the Variations at Worcester's Public Hall for a

:14:48. > :14:58.festival in 1899. It was a huge success. The 42-year-old Elgar had

:14:58. > :15:00.

:15:00. > :15:07.And with later compositions like his Pomp and Circumstance marches,

:15:07. > :15:14.he was still regarded as Britain's greatest living composer. However,

:15:14. > :15:19.it was the poingnancy of Nimrod, that secured his legacy. In 1995,

:15:19. > :15:27.Nimrod was chosen to be performed every year at the Cenotaph on

:15:27. > :15:31.Remembrance Sunday. I think that some would say this is

:15:31. > :15:35.profound. Taken more slowly it stirs the feelings in a way that

:15:35. > :15:41.obviously people react to inseriously.

:15:41. > :15:48.The the National Youth Orchestra of Scotland is performing here at this

:15:48. > :15:52.year's Three Choir's Festival in Worcestershire. So, where better to

:15:52. > :16:02.hear a special performance of Nimrod than the place where it

:16:02. > :16:27.

:16:27. > :16:32.MUSIC: Nimrod. It packs such a punch, doesn't it?

:16:32. > :16:38.It is beautifully crafted, but so simple it draws you in and then

:16:38. > :16:48.mounts to this heart-rending climax, which is so stirring, defy anybody

:16:48. > :17:10.

:17:10. > :17:14.Bravo! APPLAUSE Bravo indeed. Incredible, isn't it,

:17:14. > :17:19.to think that Nimrod was the result of a stressful day at work. His

:17:19. > :17:26.wife picked that one. From one great British musician of

:17:26. > :17:32.the past to two of the present. It is Coldplay's Chris Martin and Will

:17:32. > :17:32.Champion. APPLAUSE

:17:32. > :17:33.Right. Have

:17:33. > :17:33.Have a

:17:33. > :17:33.Have a seat.

:17:33. > :17:39.Have a seat. Now,

:17:39. > :17:43.Have a seat. Now, then, enlighten us? That was quite an intro. I'm

:17:43. > :17:49.not sure we are as good as Elgar. I saw you conducting in the back,

:17:49. > :17:52.you are obviously a fan of Elgar? He is amazing. Really wonderful.

:17:52. > :17:56.So, you called us up? Thank you very much.

:17:56. > :18:01.How can we help you out? We have been asking the question all night,

:18:01. > :18:06.what is going on? Next week we are playing at the O2 in London, on a

:18:06. > :18:10.Friday. We decided to add a show on the Saturday to make, well, attempt

:18:10. > :18:16.to do a charity concert for this organisation that we work with

:18:16. > :18:20.called Kids' Company. So we have put together an amazing line-up, we

:18:20. > :18:24.thought we should tell people about it, otherwise it will be empty.

:18:24. > :18:32.It is a Mexico of music and comedians? Yes, it is us playing

:18:32. > :18:39.for an hour, then it is Steve Coogan, who is a comedian! Who else,

:18:39. > :18:45.Tinie Tempah is going to play. Rob Bridon. Will is playing drums. It

:18:45. > :18:49.is all to benefit this amazing youth organisation in London called

:18:49. > :18:53.Kids' Company. So, we are really excited about. It we have never

:18:53. > :18:59.tried anything like this before. As a band, Will, you must have

:18:59. > :19:02.loads of requests, why did this charity strike a chord?

:19:02. > :19:06.approached them. We were thinking we wanted to do something

:19:06. > :19:10.significant and close to him. We had been hearing a lot of work

:19:10. > :19:17.about this charity, what they do in London. There was an opportunity to

:19:17. > :19:22.go to a school, a drop-in centre in cam been, where we grew up as a

:19:22. > :19:26.band. So it really resonated with us. We had thought about doing with

:19:26. > :19:31.a youth club or something that was dear to our hearts. So people were

:19:31. > :19:35.so rave being the work that Camilla does with Kids' Company, so we went

:19:35. > :19:41.to see them. It was an instant connection.

:19:41. > :19:46.They are a great charity. I have done something for them

:19:46. > :19:50.myself. Ago they approached me, I didn't have to do it the other way

:19:50. > :19:54.around, phone them up, begging them for work! We were so lucky when we

:19:54. > :20:00.were kids with people giving us opportunities. So we said when we

:20:00. > :20:05.make it we will, you know, so, that is what we are doing. There are

:20:05. > :20:11.tickets on Coldplay.com. It is a good way of getting the

:20:11. > :20:15.kids out of the hook of working for drug dealers, that kind of thing,

:20:15. > :20:23.they may otherwise end up going down the route of crime.

:20:23. > :20:28.Ed was not available, by the way! Chris, obviously, this is going to

:20:28. > :20:32.be full of passionate fans. You had a passionate fan the other week

:20:32. > :20:37.with a tambourine? This was five days ago. The numbers are not

:20:37. > :20:41.important. But, Will and Guy, our bass player,

:20:41. > :20:46.decided not to do this concert. Somehow a lady heard we were

:20:46. > :20:51.missing a rhythm section. This was last week in a church. Myself and

:20:51. > :20:58.Johnnie were playing guitar, this lady started to play the tambourine.

:20:58. > :21:04.I think she had only had a coup of lessons. It was very much

:21:04. > :21:09.improvised! It was not necessarily in time. I had to be like a talent

:21:09. > :21:13.show judge and nicely tell her never to play tambourine again! It

:21:13. > :21:17.was hard. We are going it listen to one of

:21:17. > :21:24.the songs you are going to play at the O2.

:21:24. > :21:31.Let's have a listen. This is from par par are par.

:21:31. > :21:38.# -- this is from Paradise. # This could be paradise

:21:38. > :21:42.# This could be paradise # This could be paradise. # You can

:21:42. > :21:46.see Coldplay live at the 02 on Saturday, December the south.

:21:46. > :21:50.Well, with less than a month to go before Christmas, some people are

:21:50. > :21:55.hitting the shops in search of the best presents at the best prices.

:21:55. > :22:02.In the early 60s, it was harder to find a bargain as John Sargeant

:22:02. > :22:06.explains. Shoppers on Britain's High Streets

:22:06. > :22:11.are experienced bargain hunters. Some are walking encyclopaedias,

:22:11. > :22:18.they know if the price is right, but it's not always been like that

:22:18. > :22:21.# The price of a brand of milk # I tell you what... # Not long ago,

:22:21. > :22:28.you could waste a lot of time shopping around as most of the

:22:28. > :22:34.goods in the shops were sold at exactly the same price it was

:22:34. > :22:40.called re-sale price maintenance. When it was abolished, passed on

:22:40. > :22:44.the 13th of May, 1964, Britain's High Streets changed forever.

:22:44. > :22:50.Before them, re-sale price maintenance, allowed manufactures

:22:51. > :22:55.to set the prices that shops charged for goods. In these days a

:22:55. > :23:01.of price comparison websites it seem peculiar.

:23:01. > :23:06.Here, they remember how it worked. So, you would get a tin of bea nrbg

:23:06. > :23:10.s in this store, it was the same price? Yes. No point to shopping

:23:10. > :23:15.about, it would be the same price wherever you were.

:23:15. > :23:18.What was the point? It took the price weapon out of the hands much

:23:18. > :23:23.the stores and left it with the wfrs -- manufactures.

:23:23. > :23:27.It meant that the shops had to use weapons other than price to compete

:23:27. > :23:33.with each other. The promotions could leave shoppers in a pickle.

:23:33. > :23:39.I find the shopping is confusing. I don't know if I am getting a good

:23:39. > :23:42.buy. It is bewildering. A lobby led by the emerging

:23:42. > :23:46.shopping superpowers, the supermarkets, pressed for change.

:23:46. > :23:50.This those days there were few of them and they had a small share.

:23:50. > :23:56.10%, maybe. Despite that, the reformers won the

:23:56. > :24:00.day with the passing of the Reh sale Pricing Act. It changed the

:24:00. > :24:05.face of shopping and banned price fixing.

:24:05. > :24:09.Suddenly, overnight, it was a revolution, there were prices going

:24:09. > :24:12.everywhere. If you were a clever shopper, you could get around and

:24:12. > :24:16.find the bargains. That was a good thing.

:24:16. > :24:23.Most of the bargains were in the supermarkets and the larger

:24:23. > :24:28.retailers. It was the beginning of their rise and all at the expense

:24:28. > :24:30.of the small independent stores, but almost half a century later, in

:24:30. > :24:34.some areas, the manufactures influence the price that their

:24:34. > :24:39.goods are sold for. With this perfume, for instance, you are

:24:39. > :24:43.unlikely to be able to find it being sold as a discount. Similar

:24:43. > :24:47.things happen in fashion. What manufactures of luxury products do

:24:47. > :24:52.often is to sell goods to retailers that they know will not cut prices

:24:52. > :24:56.to the bone. There are some exclusive brands who

:24:56. > :25:00.restrict the distribution. Ie they don't sell to every retailer in the

:25:00. > :25:05.High Street. How can they do that under the law?

:25:05. > :25:10.There is no law to say that they have to supply particular retailers.

:25:10. > :25:14.We can shift volumes of product if the manufactures don't want to

:25:14. > :25:18.supply that retailer, they don't have to. The law says that the

:25:18. > :25:26.manufactures are not allowed to dictate the price at which

:25:26. > :25:34.retailers sell. The fight between manufactures and

:25:34. > :25:41.retailers over restricting supplies turned nasty in 1998. Tesco brought

:25:41. > :25:47.in container loads of Levi 501 from abroad. They tried to pile them

:25:47. > :25:52.high and sell them cheap. They won. The court decided that test Tesco

:25:52. > :25:57.couldn't do what they wanted with the Levi heritage.

:25:57. > :26:01.The argument was that Levis was not about a pair of jeans that you wear

:26:01. > :26:07.in the garden. It is about the fashion, the styles, the cuts, that

:26:07. > :26:10.is something that they invest in. The end of re-sale price

:26:10. > :26:14.maintenance, nearly 50 years ago changed Britain. The consumer

:26:14. > :26:18.became the king, the corner shop went into decline and the

:26:18. > :26:26.supermarkets began their long rise to dominance.

:26:26. > :26:33.Well, John is here to explain more. Up until 14 years ago books were

:26:33. > :26:37.exempt? That's right. Then books went and ten years ago, the

:26:37. > :26:42.medicines had the retail price removed. So the battle goes on.

:26:42. > :26:49.There are far fewer books in the shops than there were. The argument

:26:49. > :26:53.to allow the soorp markets to run everything, how do the smaller

:26:53. > :26:58.shops survive is still very much a live issue.

:26:58. > :27:05.Do you remember when Radiohead brought out their album and said to

:27:05. > :27:10.pay what you think it is worth, what did you think of that idea?

:27:11. > :27:16.paid �108! Did you?! I bought one for Will. We thought that was great.

:27:16. > :27:20.We can't do that as we are owned by a record company. They would get

:27:20. > :27:23.cross with us. They would be cross if we advocated

:27:23. > :27:27.that. It is an interesting thought,

:27:27. > :27:32.though? That is what Radiohead do. It was cool.

:27:32. > :27:37.Ed, would you have a crack at that? I don't have enough faith in myself

:27:37. > :27:45.to say pay what you want. At least help me cover the cost of producing

:27:45. > :27:49.the video! Talking of skill, this, that and the other. Is this you on

:27:49. > :27:55.a unicycle? Oh, yes, that is me. Good skills.

:27:55. > :28:00.There is the head coming off. Good skills When did you learn to do

:28:00. > :28:05.that? What was her name!? You are not wrong. It was before I met the

:28:05. > :28:08.rest of the band adesperate for attention. My dad said a couple of

:28:08. > :28:14.years ago when our album was not doing so well, he said that one day

:28:14. > :28:18.I could go back to that. We were struggling for a video idea a few

:28:18. > :28:22.weeks ago in South Africa. So I thought now is the time to unleash

:28:22. > :28:27.that talent. Indeed! I did it myself! So, your

:28:27. > :28:33.father was like, if it doesn't work out, he always has unicycling to

:28:33. > :28:42.fall back on. My dad said the same with Strictly.

:28:42. > :28:46.We will have a ride around later. What is happening with the tour?

:28:46. > :28:50.tour forever, basically, but next Saturday is important. I'm in

:28:50. > :28:55.Aberdeen tomorrow. Saturday I'm working, Sunday in Hammersmith

:28:56. > :28:57.Apollo. John? There was some talk about