:00:21. > :00:25.Hello, everyone! Welcome to The One Show with Alex Jones. And Matt
:00:26. > :00:29.Baker. In the last couple of weeks, we have had some of the biggest
:00:30. > :00:36.names from the biggest Hollywood films on the show. From John Boyega
:00:37. > :00:40.and Orlando Bloom. To Kurt Russell, Chris Pratt and Woody Harrelson last
:00:41. > :00:44.night. But this evening, we have the stars of no less than five Hollywood
:00:45. > :00:54.blockbusters on the show. We are talking Dirty Dancing. We are
:00:55. > :00:59.talking Rocky. Ghostbusters! Also Jaws and Star Wars. OK, it is their
:01:00. > :01:03.version of the blockbusters, but we are excited nonetheless. Please
:01:04. > :01:16.welcome Keith Lemon. And Paddy McGuinness!
:01:17. > :01:26.Yes, me! We haven't got lots of extra audience, so extra topping is
:01:27. > :01:31.good. Extra years -- eight years in the making, this product. Has it
:01:32. > :01:37.been worth the wait? It has. We were told to keep this bit brief, so yes.
:01:38. > :01:48.They said we could talk about more stuff later. Yes! How did you two
:01:49. > :01:53.become friends? You have known each other for ages. We met on a Channel
:01:54. > :01:58.4 music show about ten years ago, hosted by Steve Jones, called
:01:59. > :02:04.Transmission. Sun you have a good memory. We really are in love. You
:02:05. > :02:07.meet people within the industry and get on with them, but sometimes you
:02:08. > :02:18.really get on with someone. We have a common love of alcohol. And film.
:02:19. > :02:24.And it blossomed from there. We have been friends ever since. Yes. The
:02:25. > :02:29.section where you can talk about it is coming up shortly. That light is
:02:30. > :02:34.not bright enough. It is not bouncing off my head enough. Turn it
:02:35. > :02:40.up a bit more. I looked at myself on the monitor like someone in the
:02:41. > :02:48.audience, where they are looking up on Top Of The Pops. We will tweak
:02:49. > :03:03.the lighting for you. I like your accent. Thanks! I like yours, Matt.
:03:04. > :03:10.You are all Southerners to me. One thing bound to wipe the smile off
:03:11. > :03:14.our faces here is the thought of having to reset a driving test.
:03:15. > :03:19.There are new rules for the driving test coming to play later this year,
:03:20. > :03:23.so we asked viewers Gordon and Lili Herbert, who are with us tonight, to
:03:24. > :03:30.take large sections of their driving tests again for us. And they were
:03:31. > :03:34.not happy. Anyone who has taken their driving
:03:35. > :03:37.test will remember countless hours behind the wheel, perfecting that
:03:38. > :03:42.dreaded reverse around the corner or the tricky 3-point turn. But that is
:03:43. > :03:46.all set to change. The driver and vehicle standards agency have just
:03:47. > :03:49.announced big modifications to future tests. They are bringing in
:03:50. > :03:54.more of those modern everyday challenges that we face on our
:03:55. > :03:58.roads. To help me test drive these new changes, we have drafted in the
:03:59. > :04:02.help of father and daughter team Gordon and Lili Herbert. My dad is a
:04:03. > :04:06.good driver. I don't know how you will do those manoeuvres with your
:04:07. > :04:10.bad habits. 17-year-old Lili passed her test a few months ago with the
:04:11. > :04:15.help of driving lessons from dad Gordon, who passed his test 25 years
:04:16. > :04:20.ago. She drives too close to the car in front and breaks to last-minute
:04:21. > :04:26.sometimes. So what are the changes to the driving test about? First,
:04:27. > :04:30.the learner driver will be expected to independently drive for 20
:04:31. > :04:34.minutes. That is twice as long as in the current test. Next, they will
:04:35. > :04:40.have to follow directions from a sat-nav rather than road signs. At
:04:41. > :04:43.the end of the road, turn right. Manoeuvres such as reversing around
:04:44. > :04:47.the corner will be replaced with more real-life scenarios, like
:04:48. > :04:51.pulling into and reversing out of a parking bay. Finally, drivers will
:04:52. > :04:55.be expected to safely demonstrate everyday skills while on the move,
:04:56. > :05:00.like turning on their rear hitters or washing the windscreen. The
:05:01. > :05:05.experts say all of this gives new drivers the skills to manage
:05:06. > :05:09.modern-day distractions and improve road safety. It focuses on the high
:05:10. > :05:14.risk area where most young people have their crashes, so they don't
:05:15. > :05:17.crash so much inside roads, doing slow manoeuvres. We watch how they
:05:18. > :05:22.can cope with major roundabouts, changing lanes, turning right across
:05:23. > :05:26.traffic. This is as if you are doing a journey with someone watching you
:05:27. > :05:30.drive. It is far more relaxed and far more real-life. That is the
:05:31. > :05:34.theory, but how will it work in practice? Remember Gordon and Lili?
:05:35. > :05:38.We asked them to try out the new changes in a special One Show
:05:39. > :05:44.driving test. And our on-board cameras give us the chance to review
:05:45. > :05:53.their skills afterwards. Right, you two? Want to find out how you did?
:05:54. > :06:03.Better not lose. I will lose face. Lili is first behind the wheel. I
:06:04. > :06:09.will be your assessor. I'm Rebecca. The reverse was a bit stiff. First
:06:10. > :06:15.up, the sat-nav test. Follow the road to 300 yards. Remember, Lili
:06:16. > :06:21.passed her test dummy four months ago and it didn't involve using a
:06:22. > :06:26.sat-nav. Just have a look and work it out and see whether you get it
:06:27. > :06:32.right. As I pulled out, it didn't pick up the entrance I was coming
:06:33. > :06:41.out of. So it was the sat-nav's fault? As for turn right. I did OK.
:06:42. > :06:50.Time for that new safety element of the test for Lili. Show me how you
:06:51. > :06:56.would turn on the rear demister. You did well. But is the parking smooth?
:06:57. > :07:02.I checked my mirrors, but I don't think I did it enough. And reverse
:07:03. > :07:07.back out again, please. I probably didn't do so good on that. How long
:07:08. > :07:14.have you been parking and reversing for? 30 years. Probably my worst
:07:15. > :07:20.habit. At the end of both tests, what do our drivers think? It is
:07:21. > :07:24.harder to use a sat-nav. Some of the easier manoeuvres have been taken
:07:25. > :07:29.out, but definitely a better test. It is easier because it is more
:07:30. > :07:35.relaxed. I think it is for the better. Time for the results. The
:07:36. > :07:39.good news is, you both got your safety question correct. You both
:07:40. > :07:43.know how to put on the heated rear windows, so well done. When it comes
:07:44. > :07:50.to the parking and reversing, Lili, you failed. And Gordon, you failed
:07:51. > :07:56.as well. But the independent driving/ sat-nav element, Gordon,
:07:57. > :08:01.you passed. Lili, you failed that as well. I am not surprised! But you
:08:02. > :08:09.are a lot older, with more experience. So it seems experience
:08:10. > :08:18.won the day. So who is going to be driving? You drive, I will do the
:08:19. > :08:28.sat-nav. Give them a round of applause! Unlucky for Lili, but you
:08:29. > :08:36.both keep your licenses. Keith, you are interested. She looks nice. She
:08:37. > :08:46.looked nice in the VT and in real life. Have you been on holiday? A
:08:47. > :08:52.fake one, yeah. Nice colour, like a hot dog in a denim jacket. I like
:08:53. > :09:01.hotdogs. I like your eyebrows. This is what he is like. Sorry. You were
:09:02. > :09:08.interested in this. You asked when the new changes are coming in. They
:09:09. > :09:13.come into effect on December four, 2017. Until then, the practical test
:09:14. > :09:18.remains the same, but after that, we have these new changes. So people
:09:19. > :09:23.will be rushing to pass that test. It is a big deal, because they
:09:24. > :09:26.haven't made major changes before now. This is the most significant
:09:27. > :09:30.change to the practical test in living memory. One change they made
:09:31. > :09:34.was that you no longer had to start the car with the starting handle.
:09:35. > :09:38.That is how far back it goes. The time when cars didn't have electric
:09:39. > :09:41.starters, you have to demonstrate that you could start the car. And as
:09:42. > :09:46.those cars were phased out, they dropped that from the test. The only
:09:47. > :09:51.other significant change was in 1975, when they removed hand signals
:09:52. > :09:58.from the test, although they are still in the Highway code. Isn't
:09:59. > :10:03.that still important? So now you have to use a sat-nav? I think they
:10:04. > :10:10.are dumbing it down. Young people watching the show now, I am going to
:10:11. > :10:17.amaze the younger audience here now. Back in the day when I had a test at
:10:18. > :10:24.school, we didn't use calculators. I can hear the Xbox dropping. You have
:10:25. > :10:29.to use this thing called your brain back in the day. Now, you go into an
:10:30. > :10:37.exam and the kids have calculators and iPads. Just learn it! Do you
:10:38. > :10:44.think it is a sad indictment of the way society is going? I wouldn't go
:10:45. > :10:56.that far. You like a hand signal, Keith. He does!
:10:57. > :11:05.Like when you slow down and stick your hand out of the window. If they
:11:06. > :11:15.have occurred on the back, it is important. When have you ever got a
:11:16. > :11:28.trailer on the back? Keith, tell us about your first car.
:11:29. > :11:43.Seamless, Matt! That is why you get the big bucks. In Keith and Paddy's
:11:44. > :11:47.new show, they recreate their favourite characters from famous
:11:48. > :11:53.movies. Before we see some of their interpretations... My first car was
:11:54. > :11:59.black. It was a mini. I remember having a driving lesson with my
:12:00. > :12:02.friend and his odd character was giving me the lesson. He was
:12:03. > :12:06.laughing so much that he put a cardboard box on his head. I
:12:07. > :12:16.couldn't tell what he was saying. That is true. I passed the second
:12:17. > :12:22.time. That was an interesting story, wasn't it? Before we see some of
:12:23. > :12:31.your interpretations, let's look at what the people of Britain did with
:12:32. > :12:39.their interpretations. Here's looking at you, kid. Hollywood has
:12:40. > :12:43.delivered countless iconic and memorable lines, words that started
:12:44. > :12:48.off on the pages of a script that have become part of our everyday
:12:49. > :12:53.conversations. But what are our most memorable lines? I would go with the
:12:54. > :12:58.Wizard of Oz and there's no place like home. There's no place like
:12:59. > :13:04.home. I'm just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love
:13:05. > :13:15.her. Get to the chapel now! To infinity and beyond. This is Sparta!
:13:16. > :13:27.That was great delivery! Do you know 300? Brett, what shall I do?
:13:28. > :13:34.Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn. Have you ever said it? Yeah,
:13:35. > :13:42.to him! One of my favourites is some like it hot. It's the last line in
:13:43. > :13:55.the movie. You don't understand! I'm a man! Well, nobody's perfect.
:13:56. > :14:05.Brilliant. She's at the door. Never let go. I will never let go, Jack.
:14:06. > :14:10.Jack, I will never let go! Have you got a favourite one-liner from a
:14:11. > :14:24.movie? Yes. From the movie Dirty Dancing. Nobody puts Baby in the
:14:25. > :14:29.corner. Look what you've got here. I heard you want to stay in the
:14:30. > :14:35.jungle. I can fix it for you. I will do anything to stay in the jungle.
:14:36. > :14:38.# I'm the king of the swingers, the jungle VIP.
:14:39. > :14:45.# I've reached the stock and had to stop and that's what's bothering me.
:14:46. > :14:47.# I want to be like you. # You see it's true!
:14:48. > :15:02.# And eight like me! APPLAUSE
:15:03. > :15:06.Sterling performances. We did the Dirty Dancing lift on the
:15:07. > :15:11.night of our wedding but I did not tell my husband and I ran and he was
:15:12. > :15:18.holding a glass. What did he think he was lifting? You have done the
:15:19. > :15:23.lift. You have the Keith Paddy Picture Show and you have really
:15:24. > :15:27.made some of your favourite films. I thought he would ruin Dirty Dancing
:15:28. > :15:28.because it is one of my favourites but I think you sort of made it
:15:29. > :15:42.better. Paddy, you are getting to play
:15:43. > :15:47.Patrick Swayze's role. How did you prepare? I watched the film and
:15:48. > :15:57.studied him closely and I noticed he shakes his head a lot. That's my
:15:58. > :16:08.cousin and his partner, they are the professional dancers. They look
:16:09. > :16:16.great together. That is genius. The beer drinking
:16:17. > :16:21.goes to another level. Dirty Dancing is a classic. We have all watched
:16:22. > :16:29.it. When you watch them back when we wondered which films to do,
:16:30. > :16:33.literally he is very angry. All of this drinking quickly and shaking
:16:34. > :16:46.his head. She is just trying to help them. There we go. It is hilarious.
:16:47. > :16:53.It really is. It is done with such affection. That is what brought us
:16:54. > :16:58.together, that film because we did it on Let's Dance for Comic Relief.
:16:59. > :17:04.We did the whole dance and rehearsed for days and I did not like it. And
:17:05. > :17:08.I said, how come we have not done a show together? Rewrote a half-hour
:17:09. > :17:15.version of Dirty Dancing and none of that script is in this one. Our
:17:16. > :17:23.references were old. It was eight years ago. It took that long to get
:17:24. > :17:29.together and do it. When we were on set at Pinewood, like James Bond,
:17:30. > :17:36.and Star Wars, it was like... We love films. We are so passionate. It
:17:37. > :17:42.was amazing to be involved. We kept saying, hey, we are doing Rocky. I
:17:43. > :17:54.do not have a favourable one of my favourite films was Return Of The
:17:55. > :18:02.Jedi. . When I did it on the set of the Ewok village, I cried. Light
:18:03. > :18:07.sabre fighting. Did you do their bit by bit, were you jumping around the
:18:08. > :18:12.scenes? We have the films on our phones and did it as closely as we
:18:13. > :18:23.could. His American accent is amazing. It will blow you away. He
:18:24. > :18:31.is doing it now! I quickly discovered I am claustrophobic. Have
:18:32. > :18:38.you ever worn a prosthetic? Once they are armed, they are on. I have
:18:39. > :18:43.some on now. He loves them. He cannot get enough of it. There is
:18:44. > :18:51.something not right. It is exciting. What is exciting about not being
:18:52. > :18:55.able to breathe? They put the prostatic summary and three hours I
:18:56. > :19:00.was in make up and I went to the toilet and someone came up to me and
:19:01. > :19:07.said, are you all right? I scratched my face, I had it on, I could not
:19:08. > :19:11.feel my skin, I panicked. Three hours, I ripped it off. I walked
:19:12. > :19:20.back in and they said, are you all right? Then I got worse. Even
:19:21. > :19:26.dressing up as C-3PO, it freaked me out. You said, I am going to do this
:19:27. > :19:33.with my arms but the suit only enable you to do this with your
:19:34. > :19:41.arms. It was grim. It was worth it. It is hysterical. The people you
:19:42. > :19:45.have involved did it. We purposely went for people like Stephen
:19:46. > :19:51.Tomkinson, Anna Friel, who you do not see doing these kinds of things.
:19:52. > :19:58.Actors? Proper actors. Stephen Tomkinson came on in Jaws and would
:19:59. > :20:02.do long monologues. What was he in Jaws? Not these sharks? I am the
:20:03. > :20:10.shark. I like not being able to breed. He loves it. From this
:20:11. > :20:14.Saturday there is one every week? Dirty Dancing this week and I think
:20:15. > :20:22.Ghostbusters next week. With Robbie Williams. I have seen the Dirty
:20:23. > :20:28.Dancing one, it is hilarious. I cannot wait to see the rest. For
:20:29. > :20:34.anyone decorating at the weekend, they will relate to this. At a David
:20:35. > :20:39.Hockaday exhibition at Tate Britain, a woman took a colour swatch so she
:20:40. > :20:45.could identify the exact shade of blue. It was not just blue, it was
:20:46. > :20:55.between Pearl Ashes and Jazz Cafe blue.
:20:56. > :21:01.Paint colours, no longer can you walk into a shop and simply ask for
:21:02. > :21:10.blue pain. Our macro one brand there are over 150 name combinations for
:21:11. > :21:20.blue, such as lunar landscape, even cuddled. Is it a marketing field
:21:21. > :21:26.day? I am about to paint the town red and find out what people think.
:21:27. > :21:29.Do paint colours annoy you? They are ridiculous, they do not look like
:21:30. > :21:37.anything they are called. What is this? Pink. Ross breed. Pink Lady. .
:21:38. > :21:59.It is a pink colour. I don't know about that. Who comes
:22:00. > :22:06.up with these names and how do they do it? Research suggests the
:22:07. > :22:13.elaborate colour naming started with these crayons, who in 1903 released
:22:14. > :22:21.a box of standard colour names. By 1949, they had a host of new names
:22:22. > :22:27.including Thistle, Cornflour. We are at one of the fastest-growing paint
:22:28. > :22:33.companies in the UK who provide paid to for London red buses and also
:22:34. > :22:38.produced paint for homes. Their HQ is in Reading where their colour
:22:39. > :22:46.boffins create colours and more importantly named them. We have just
:22:47. > :22:52.under 2000 here. 2000. Some of the names are flamboyant. They are and
:22:53. > :22:57.that is part of what we wanted, to create names people would look at
:22:58. > :23:01.and it would make them laugh, or say they do not like that, any emotional
:23:02. > :23:05.connection to the colours that will encourage them to spend more time
:23:06. > :23:10.looking at colours, thinking about what this could mean to them in
:23:11. > :23:14.their homes and we worked hard to ensure we have lovely and exciting
:23:15. > :23:22.names. How do you go about finding a name? It took a group of us a long
:23:23. > :23:26.time, for a few weeks we carried notebooks and wrote down ideas
:23:27. > :23:31.around what we saw outside, writing down saying is that people like. We
:23:32. > :23:38.had a colour expert allocate the right names to the right colours. It
:23:39. > :23:42.was fun and a lot of the names have great meanings. Jane and the team
:23:43. > :23:46.can create any colour paint you desire as long as you have an
:23:47. > :23:53.example, by scanning it through the system and finding big correct
:23:54. > :23:58.pigment to mix. I have my colour, this green notebook. I will give it
:23:59. > :24:05.to James to create the paint. The thing that is missing is the perfect
:24:06. > :24:09.name. Mark Wentworth has studied colour for almost 30 years and is
:24:10. > :24:15.practising as a colour specialists. It is about evoking emotions. The
:24:16. > :24:25.descriptive words have to evocation really or image in some on's mind.
:24:26. > :24:30.Yellow, for me, was like the caffeine of the spectrum so you
:24:31. > :24:37.would not name something Lullaby Yellow. Whether it is to keep
:24:38. > :24:43.attention, ignite imagination, paint names have a purpose. This is
:24:44. > :24:48.Angelica's Paradise. What do you reckon? I will leave it to the
:24:49. > :24:59.experts. We want you to come up... The fun
:25:00. > :25:03.continues. It is your fault Alex. You want us to do this and we do not
:25:04. > :25:10.know what we are talking about. Colours. In the film a man said to
:25:11. > :25:14.come up with the perfect name you have to be in tune with what you can
:25:15. > :25:26.imagine and what the colour makes you feel. With that in mind that
:25:27. > :25:33.that -- with that in mind... . Is this man married? Let's carry on.
:25:34. > :25:48.Look at the first. We have gone through the keyhole! Days? What name
:25:49. > :25:56.would you give this colour? Derek. It is saying Derek to me. Is it
:25:57. > :26:12.brown? Is this a trick question? It is brown, isn't it? Elephante. I
:26:13. > :26:24.don't know what they want. I would class that as cream. It is grey.
:26:25. > :26:35.That is never great. It is grey! It is called Dead Salmon. I can see
:26:36. > :26:42.that. I swear to god... I almost swore on live television men. Who
:26:43. > :26:49.doesn't want Dead Salmon all over your walls? Let's go to the orange
:26:50. > :27:04.colour. Liver. That is definitely David Dickinson. Almost right.
:27:05. > :27:07.Really? It is Keith's Tan. That is according to the company that did
:27:08. > :27:14.the paint. They made it especially for you. Keith's Tan.
:27:15. > :27:19.APPLAUSE And so that you do not feel left
:27:20. > :27:27.out, Paddy. Let The Paint See The Pot. If you were to paint that at
:27:28. > :27:34.home, can you paint a picture of your house at home? You go through
:27:35. > :27:39.so many keyholes. I would say it is quite neutral, so that I can add
:27:40. > :27:43.jazzy things that do not look out of place that might be brightly
:27:44. > :27:47.coloured. At the moment I have a painting in my whole way done by
:27:48. > :27:53.Robbie Williams of Ken Livingstone. It is not a joke. You asked me a
:27:54. > :28:11.question. But it has a swear word. It says no SHRIEKS you, Ken. I had
:28:12. > :28:18.to tell Robbie I stuck a sticker on the painting. Because young people
:28:19. > :28:26.come to the house, I had to put no fun, Ken. Take Me Out, there was
:28:27. > :28:31.another wedding. Congratulations to Beckie and Adam.
:28:32. > :28:38.APPLAUSE There have been six weddings. Did
:28:39. > :28:44.you go? No. That is all we have time for. I tell you what I am excited
:28:45. > :28:51.about, Blind Date is coming back. Paul O'Grady. I am glad he is doing
:28:52. > :28:53.it. If it were anyone else, it would not have worked. We have to thank
:28:54. > :28:54.you. APPLAUSE
:28:55. > :28:59.. 9:15pm. Tomorrow I'll be back with I'll be
:29:00. > :29:02.joined by Max Beasley