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:00:16. > :00:19.Hello and welcome to The One Show with Alex Jones and Matt Baker.

:00:20. > :00:22.Tonight's guest is an actress and author, probably best

:00:23. > :00:27.known for playing TV's most vengeful ex-wife.

:00:28. > :00:30.To make sure we started off on the right foot,

:00:31. > :00:38.Alex popped down to the green room to see her before the show.

:00:39. > :00:47.Joan, I am so excited to have you on the show and I have dressed for the

:00:48. > :00:50.occasion. What do you want? I just popped down to make sure you got

:00:51. > :00:59.everything you need, like cheese on toast. The caviar I'd trust is not

:01:00. > :01:09.perfect? They told me you just wanted some crisps. I suggest you

:01:10. > :01:17.tread very carefully. It is Dame Joan Collins.

:01:18. > :01:25.What a surprise, you were Diane Carroll. To play opposite Alexis it

:01:26. > :01:32.is such a treat. That was real caviar, but you were not having it.

:01:33. > :01:38.We cannot afford it. We use real crisps. We

:01:39. > :01:44.We cannot afford it. We use real character of Alexis on Donald Trump,

:01:45. > :01:46.is that true? Partially, I wanted to have a businessman's approach to how

:01:47. > :01:50.women would be have a businessman's approach to how

:01:51. > :01:56.toughest businessman at that time was Donald Trump.

:01:57. > :02:00.toughest businessman at that time early 80s. And that and the most

:02:01. > :02:06.glamorous woman I know. But Donald did try to get into Dynasty. That

:02:07. > :02:10.glamorous woman I know. But Donald true? He went to one of the casting

:02:11. > :02:15.directors, one of the top man and he said I want to be in Dynasty,

:02:16. > :02:20.directors, one of the top man and he was after three years. He said, I am

:02:21. > :02:27.not an actor. He said, but I am Dynasty. I cannot remember his name,

:02:28. > :02:31.Gary, he said, I am sorry, Donald, but we are cast. Six month later,

:02:32. > :02:40.whenever, he but we are cast. Six month later,

:02:41. > :02:45.If Gary had not filled the entire cast, we think this is the outcome

:02:46. > :02:57.of what could have been. What is that? It is a bit creepy. He is

:02:58. > :02:58.dressed as a me! That is horrible. That is disturbing.

:02:59. > :03:07.dressed as a me! That is horrible. wanted to play the man, darling.

:03:08. > :03:10.Here is a subject guaranteed to wipe the smile of even a Leicester City

:03:11. > :03:25.fan today. The cost of insuring our cars has

:03:26. > :03:31.accelerated in recent years with one group of motorists hit very hard.

:03:32. > :03:35.The most senior drivers have seen their policies go up by an average

:03:36. > :03:41.16% in the past year, in spite of the fact that we are some of the

:03:42. > :03:45.safest motorists on the road. Research shows we do not suddenly

:03:46. > :03:50.become more likely to have an accident when we pass 60. Compare to

:03:51. > :03:53.other golden oldies, drivers in their 20s have more than twice as

:03:54. > :03:57.many accidents. Why their 20s have more than twice as

:03:58. > :04:03.companies charging so much for our car cover? Using the same address

:04:04. > :04:09.and model of car, we searched online to see how much quotes can vary with

:04:10. > :04:16.age. A 20-year-old with hardly any experience is looking at ?950. A

:04:17. > :04:21.middle aged motorists came in at ?349. But a veteran driver who has

:04:22. > :04:27.never made the claim could pay double that, and eye watering ?735.

:04:28. > :04:31.The car insurance industry argues that elderly drivers cost more to

:04:32. > :04:39.insure because they will cost more to fix if they have an accident.

:04:40. > :04:43.Time for a little experiment. I have come to the Institute of Advanced

:04:44. > :04:48.Motorists were our three volunteers are about to put their driving

:04:49. > :04:54.abilities to the test. We are going to be tested against the advanced

:04:55. > :04:59.driving test standard. It is a short assessment. It looks at the various

:05:00. > :05:03.areas, but the most important thing is keeping it safe and legal at all

:05:04. > :05:13.times. Let's get the show on the road. Here we go. Works, start

:05:14. > :05:23.again. Sean is keeping his expert eye on everyone's driving. The

:05:24. > :05:28.further back you stop from the vehicle, the wider the view around

:05:29. > :05:35.it. That indicator did you need it or did you think you needed it? Then

:05:36. > :05:41.it is back to base for the results. It is over, thank goodness. How did

:05:42. > :05:45.we do? If you are asking me who is the safer driver, age counts for a

:05:46. > :05:50.lot and our winner today would probably be Colin because his years

:05:51. > :05:56.of experience behind the wheel was born today in our drive. Well done,

:05:57. > :06:02.Colin. In what way was he fantastic and better than the rest of us?

:06:03. > :06:07.Hazard planning, sometimes holding back before diving into getting on

:06:08. > :06:11.with it. It is a lifetime of experience that counts. Our

:06:12. > :06:15.83-year-old driver was judged safer on the road and the rest of us. I

:06:16. > :06:21.wonder what the insurance industry has to say about that. I am eating a

:06:22. > :06:25.director of the Association of British Insurers. A lot of older

:06:26. > :06:31.drivers feel they are penalised purely on the basis of age. Why is

:06:32. > :06:37.that? Age is one factor, but it is not the only one. The size of the

:06:38. > :06:41.car, the engine, and where you live. Some people might look at the

:06:42. > :06:47.insurance industry and save a few older people as cash cows. I do not

:06:48. > :06:53.think it is something about the insurance industry penalising older

:06:54. > :06:57.people. It is about giving you if you are older a policy that reflects

:06:58. > :07:01.the risk that you post. If you are older and you are concerned your

:07:02. > :07:07.premiums are going up, you should definitely shop around. So, I am

:07:08. > :07:12.afraid it does not look as if the cost of car insurance for us oldies

:07:13. > :07:19.is going to come down any time soon. Push is to fire and you might price

:07:20. > :07:24.as off the road. Joan, we understand you are in the

:07:25. > :07:30.middle of your own roadside drama at the moment. We have got some

:07:31. > :07:37.pictures. Tell us what is happening. This is outside my flat in London

:07:38. > :07:44.and it is a whole. We have been going on for about three months to

:07:45. > :07:49.get filled. The council said they did make it, but now we have a

:07:50. > :07:55.paddle. And you have taken action into your own hands. I have tweeted

:07:56. > :07:59.a few pictures with my feet. If a taxi stops there, I cannot get out.

:08:00. > :08:05.That is why I started wearing those sheepskin boots. You have taken

:08:06. > :08:12.pictures of your feet. I am not going to go to the Wolseley

:08:13. > :08:14.restaurant in that will stop your book, St Tropez Lonely Hearts Club,

:08:15. > :08:21.it is out in paperback now. This is a brilliant read too hot things up

:08:22. > :08:28.at the swimming pool in the summer. It is quite saucy. Certain parts

:08:29. > :08:34.are. It is a romantic, murder mystery set in St Tropez, set in the

:08:35. > :08:39.four months of the season and there are amazing characters in their

:08:40. > :08:46.loosely based on some real people that I know. Yes, go on. There are

:08:47. > :08:51.several murders and several romances and it is a great book to have by

:08:52. > :08:55.the swimming pool or by the sea and it is coming out on Thursday. The

:08:56. > :09:02.main character is stunningly beautiful and filthy rich. , is it

:09:03. > :09:09.fair to say there is a bit of you in there? I wish! No, not at all.

:09:10. > :09:13.Carlotta is one of the main characters. The other main character

:09:14. > :09:19.who I really love is he is really bad, he is really naughty, but

:09:20. > :09:24.lovable. He is called Fabrizio Zanotti and he is the local stars

:09:25. > :09:29.and gets paid for doing things with certain people, ladies and gentlemen

:09:30. > :09:35.sometimes. But he wants to be a singer and he wants to go on X

:09:36. > :09:39.Factor in Kazakhstan. I don't know whether there is one in Kazakhstan,

:09:40. > :09:44.but he is auditioning for it. He is having an affair with this mad

:09:45. > :09:52.Russian woman who is divorced from a very rich oligarchs and he has to

:09:53. > :09:57.moonlight to go and audition all the time because they do lots of

:09:58. > :10:01.auditions. He is one of the characters. It is based on some of

:10:02. > :10:08.the amazing parties and events that happen in St Tropez. They have the

:10:09. > :10:13.most amazing parties. You live there part of the year? In the summer, I

:10:14. > :10:21.spent quite a bit of time there. I love it, it is the most fabulous

:10:22. > :10:25.place. One of the reasons there are these murders is because somebody is

:10:26. > :10:32.trying to destroy St Tropez, destroy people going there. I do not want to

:10:33. > :10:36.give too much away. When you are writing, could you set the scene? I

:10:37. > :10:41.would like to imagine the scene, what are you wearing? Have you got a

:10:42. > :10:50.cocktail, do you type all right longhand? I write longhand on yellow

:10:51. > :10:54.pads or big exercise books. When I am really feeling it I will get up

:10:55. > :10:58.in the morning and have a cup of coffee and start writing in bed in

:10:59. > :11:08.my pyjamas or nightgown or sweater or shorts. In the South of France I

:11:09. > :11:16.will write by the pool. I want your life! I have a desk, but I do not

:11:17. > :11:22.like writing on a desk. I like to write on the sofa will stop I will

:11:23. > :11:26.have a copy, I drink tonnes of coffee. I will usually have

:11:27. > :11:37.something on television like MTV music. You have written 16 books.

:11:38. > :11:43.Yes. You dedicate the book to your late sister, Jackie. Did you ever

:11:44. > :11:49.swap notes and read each other's work? Did you correspond in that

:11:50. > :11:54.way? It is interesting that you say that because Jackie and I used to

:11:55. > :12:01.collaborate on books when we were very young, when we were teenagers.

:12:02. > :12:06.She was a very young teenager and I was its teenager. Her nieces have

:12:07. > :12:09.just found these books that are all about teenagers, written in her

:12:10. > :12:14.handwriting and illustrated by me because I wanted to be a fashion

:12:15. > :12:19.designer. Jackie would describe all of the characters and what they were

:12:20. > :12:24.wearing and I would draw them. Then we would cut them out and stick them

:12:25. > :12:28.in. It is fascinating. The girls found it about a month or so ago. It

:12:29. > :12:35.would be great to publish that because it was a true collaboration.

:12:36. > :12:40.Says something like the teenagers in France, England and America. She had

:12:41. > :12:45.never been to France and America, but she wrote about them. She wrote

:12:46. > :12:54.beautifully. Four at 12, 13 or 14-year-old she wrote beautifully. I

:12:55. > :13:00.would love to see your drawings. Your book is out on Thursday. We

:13:01. > :13:04.love a reunion and tonight we have got a real treat. Back together

:13:05. > :13:10.after 45 years, three friends who met thanks to a truly magical film.

:13:11. > :13:13.This met thanks to a truly magical film.

:13:14. > :13:16.stellar cast, and met thanks to a truly magical film.

:13:17. > :13:21.storyline. But has it been sidelined in Disney history?

:13:22. > :13:24.storyline. But has it been sidelined one of the three

:13:25. > :13:28.storyline. But has it been sidelined taken in by the witch, played by the

:13:29. > :13:31.storyline. But has it been sidelined brilliant Angela Lansbury. They are

:13:32. > :13:35.joined by David Tomlinson. brilliant Angela Lansbury. They are

:13:36. > :13:43.to amuse and to even unlikely heroes search for the

:13:44. > :13:47.missing components for a magic spell to

:13:48. > :13:52.missing components for a magic spell Britain, aided by a magical bed.

:13:53. > :13:55.missing components for a magic spell Walt Disney Studios in California,

:13:56. > :14:00.the film remains quintessentially British, using the set to recreate

:14:01. > :14:10.iconic London locations like Portobello Road. Portobello Road,

:14:11. > :14:15.Portobello Road # Portobello Road, see where the riches of ages are

:14:16. > :14:16.stowed. Comparisons to marry Poppins are more than just coincidental. The

:14:17. > :14:24.films were set in the same location. are more than just coincidental. The

:14:25. > :14:32.Julie Andrews was even considered for the main part. Because it

:14:33. > :14:42.Julie Andrews was even considered well remembered. My co-stars are the

:14:43. > :14:48.ones to refresh this in the mind of the public. Today we are being

:14:49. > :15:01.reunited. And where else? In a bed shop. I am excited. My little Ron!

:15:02. > :15:07.Finally, we have a chance to reminisce about how it all began. My

:15:08. > :15:14.overriding memory is how well we got on. I do not remember any of us,

:15:15. > :15:18.however young, being naughty. It was a professional engagement and Angela

:15:19. > :15:24.set the tone and we upped our game because of her. She was very much an

:15:25. > :15:29.inspiration. Like a mother. I had never sung before, I could not sing.

:15:30. > :15:38.I was terrible then and I am terrible now.

:15:39. > :15:46.Trying to get me just to do that was really difficult. I will always

:15:47. > :15:51.remember the scene we did when we had no idea about the animation.

:15:52. > :15:58.There's a fish over there, talk to the fish. Fish don't talk. Not too

:15:59. > :16:01.bright, is he? He's me brother. Remember the one where we done that

:16:02. > :16:06.scene and they put the bed nobody and it was brass and -- knob tanned

:16:07. > :16:11.was brass and it changed to pink. We were finding out - how did that do

:16:12. > :16:21.that? They wouldn't tell us. Disney magic. It was magic. Comparisons to

:16:22. > :16:25.poppins aside, it was a success. Where better to bring you a special

:16:26. > :16:29.one show screening, than where we had the premiere. Before the

:16:30. > :16:35.screening, a message from New York comes as a complete surprise Hello

:16:36. > :16:41.everyone, I'm so sorry I was unable to join you today to celebrate the

:16:42. > :16:48.great film we made together. This film is enjoyed by children Britain

:16:49. > :16:51.and the USA, in fact all over the world. I'm thrilled to have this

:16:52. > :17:02.opportunity to celebrate this with you all today. You look great!

:17:03. > :17:10.# Beautiful Bryony sea # -- briney. I'm thrilled to be

:17:11. > :17:14.watching it together. We haven't watched it together for 45 years.

:17:15. > :17:17.They're only animals. That's no excuse for dirty football. It's just

:17:18. > :17:24.like we were there, back as kids again. We ain't going to have no fun

:17:25. > :17:29.no more. Well, still got this, ain't I? It's been an extraordinary

:17:30. > :17:33.reunion for the three of us. Lovely to see the film together. # it's

:17:34. > :17:37.nice to think that the film, which had a huge impact on our childhood,

:17:38. > :17:45.still has a place in the heart of the public. I loved that film. Heart

:17:46. > :17:49.warming. Cup of tea on a Sunday and that, perfect.

:17:50. > :17:56.Let's talk about child stars now. Your stage debut was in an Ibson

:17:57. > :17:59.play a Doll's House. Did you know then that this world was for you?

:18:00. > :18:04.Oh, no. I thought it wasn't for me. I was at a stage school because I

:18:05. > :18:09.wanted to be an actress. I was picked to play a boy, because the

:18:10. > :18:18.director wanted girls to play boys because boys were too ram burning

:18:19. > :18:24.Saddam Hussein and you know what -- rambunctious, but after two weeks,

:18:25. > :18:29.we got so board sitting back stage and -- border sitting back -- bored

:18:30. > :18:34.sitting back stage, we were playing snakes and ladders and we missed our

:18:35. > :18:38.cue. The director dragged us by the scruff of our neck. He took us to

:18:39. > :18:43.the wings and threw us on. We tried to get through our lines. At the

:18:44. > :18:49.end, he said, "Neither of you will ever become actresses. You have no

:18:50. > :18:55.talent and you will never do it." And of course... How wrong was he. I

:18:56. > :19:02.decided not to. I went back to ordinary school. We've got the child

:19:03. > :19:11.stars from some of the most iconic films in British cinema.

:19:12. > :19:18.We were wondering if you could recognise them. We start with loach

:19:19. > :19:29.loach loach's -- Ken Loach's moving drama cause Kes. A film where Billy

:19:30. > :19:33.Casper befriends a kestrel. Come on, Kes.

:19:34. > :19:38.APPLAUSE Billy was played by an actor called

:19:39. > :19:43.Dai Bradley. Can you spot Dai in the audience? Have a look. Is it this

:19:44. > :19:53.gentleman? The cameraman is in the way.

:19:54. > :20:00.I think it's the middle one. Will the real Dai Bradley please step

:20:01. > :20:07.forward. Yes, it is. Come and have a seat next to Joan. You haven't

:20:08. > :20:12.changed a bit. Hi, are you still an actor? Yes, I am. Good, good. Tough

:20:13. > :20:21.job isn't it? It is when you get to my age. Hello. Listen, Dai, young

:20:22. > :20:28.lad from Barnsley. Yes. This film was massive. It was huge. And in

:20:29. > :20:32.1966, coming from a coal mining community and a working-class town,

:20:33. > :20:38.those kind of opportunities didn't arrive. They didn't happen for you.

:20:39. > :20:42.The closest I came to going to being a movie was Saturday morning

:20:43. > :20:47.matinees at the age of 11 and watching the BFI films and things.

:20:48. > :20:52.You weren't prepared then? No, not at all. I did a few school pantos,

:20:53. > :20:59.we weren't a school that was renowned for doing drama. But we

:21:00. > :21:04.were very lucky. The author of the film, who wrote the book, he taught

:21:05. > :21:08.at the school that we see in the film and it was the school I

:21:09. > :21:13.attended too and also was an 11-plus failure school. So all the kids that

:21:14. > :21:20.you see in the film were 11-plus failures. Really? We're going to

:21:21. > :21:24.move on now. Next up, from 1968, it's the hit musical Oliver.

:21:25. > :21:35.It was nominated for 11 Oscars and won six of them

:21:36. > :21:42.Please, Sir, I want some... More? MORE!

:21:43. > :21:52.That was played by a boy called Mark Lester, but where is he hiding? Is

:21:53. > :22:00.this Oliver? Or is this Oliver? Or... Is Dave Oliver? I think it's

:22:01. > :22:02.the first one. Will the real Mark Lester, who played Oliver step

:22:03. > :22:12.forward. APPLAUSE Come and have a seat. Hi

:22:13. > :22:22.Mark. I think we've met before. Maybe once. Lovely to see you. I

:22:23. > :22:26.loved that film. Brilliant. So good. We saw Harry Seacombe there as Mr

:22:27. > :22:33.Bumble. The props department played a trick on him. Ti, was Harry's

:22:34. > :22:37.birthday on that day. We were doing the "more" scene. Harry has to get

:22:38. > :22:41.Oliver and drag him round the room by his ear. The prop department made

:22:42. > :22:47.up a false ear that they put over the top of my ear. Harry was

:22:48. > :22:52.terrified of touching me, I was some delicate thing, I don't know why. He

:22:53. > :22:56.grabs my ear and make sure you firmly grab it. And marches me

:22:57. > :23:05.around the room. He grabs the ear and the plastic thing comes off in

:23:06. > :23:13.his hand and there was shock. Then "cut" everyone sang happy birthday.

:23:14. > :23:17.Very quickly then. Finally 1963 is Day of theTriffids in which a meteor

:23:18. > :23:19.shower blinds nearly everyone on earth and walking plants begin to

:23:20. > :23:39.take over. Janina Faye played Susan who is

:23:40. > :23:48.rescued by Bill Masen. What does he look like now? I didn't really see

:23:49. > :23:53.what she looked like before. That one. Will the real Janina step

:23:54. > :24:03.forward. APPLAUSE I never got a chance to

:24:04. > :24:08.look at the picture. Nice to see you. Nice to meet you. Incredibly,

:24:09. > :24:15.you've been in one of Joan's films. I have. I was very fortunate to be

:24:16. > :24:19.in a film with you called the Sea Wife. Prior to my being cast in

:24:20. > :24:23.various other roles, we were all sent out on little extra jobs. I was

:24:24. > :24:27.an extra. I didn't really have a feature part with you, but nice to

:24:28. > :24:33.work with you. Were you on the boat? I think I was on the boat. I was the

:24:34. > :24:38.nun rescuing you from the boat... I believe so. Such a long time ago. We

:24:39. > :24:44.said you love a reunion and there it is. This is perfect. Maybe you can

:24:45. > :24:49.swap photos. Dai, Mark, Janina thank you.

:24:50. > :24:52.Later this summer, the Pakistan cricket team will return

:24:53. > :24:54.for their first Test series in the UK since the match

:24:55. > :24:58.If you are going to make a film about cricket, you need

:24:59. > :25:01.an all-rounder who knows his gully from his googlies.

:25:02. > :25:03.Adil Ray would have been the perfect man for the job,

:25:04. > :25:15.This film contains flash photography.

:25:16. > :25:25.Hello. This is Mr Khan, let me tell you, it's all kicking off. I'm not

:25:26. > :25:28.just talking about my Citizen Khan tour, no Pakistan are coming this

:25:29. > :25:34.summer to beat the demrish at their own game -- the English at their own

:25:35. > :25:38.game - cricket. I've come to my local club, just down the road from

:25:39. > :25:42.Sparkhill to see if the players and fans are looking forted to it. --

:25:43. > :25:49.forward to it. If they're lucky they might get to see my googlies. Ah,

:25:50. > :25:52.shot! I taught him that. Have you heard, the Pakistan team are looking

:25:53. > :25:57.for a new coach. Yeah, I think they should get one of those 52 seaters

:25:58. > :26:03.with a TV in front. Very nice. Yeah. I could be the Pakistani coach.

:26:04. > :26:06.After we Pakistanis became independent in 1947, we showed the

:26:07. > :26:13.world how good we were at cricket. Look, I need you to be more serious.

:26:14. > :26:19.Your posture's not right. Your attitude, it's all wrong. On July

:26:20. > :26:29.28, 1952, it was here in England that Pakistan was first given Test

:26:30. > :26:43.Match status. Come here. Wasim Khan everybody. All Khans are related.

:26:44. > :26:47.Imran, Wasim... Chakakhan. Are you looking forward to Pakistan coming

:26:48. > :26:50.here? Yeah, first time in six years. How important is the

:26:51. > :26:52.Pakistan-England tour then? Massively important for them,

:26:53. > :26:56.because financially as well Massively important for them,

:26:57. > :27:00.cricket credibility. Pakistani always thinking of money, very good.

:27:01. > :27:03.A very big rivalry between Pakistan and England. Always. Why? Because

:27:04. > :27:06.A very big rivalry between Pakistan the big population of Pakistanis in

:27:07. > :27:11.this country. Who's going to win? We are. Who's we? Pakistan! Are they

:27:12. > :27:16.this country. Who's going to win? We going to win, England are a good

:27:17. > :27:20.side at the moment. The England Pakistani series has never been

:27:21. > :27:24.short of a bit of controversy, whether it's ball tampering

:27:25. > :27:28.accusations, forfeiting a Test Match or a bit of spot-fixing. With

:27:29. > :27:33.Pakistan you can't have a tour without controversy. It's all part

:27:34. > :27:44.and parcel of life, like a Pakistani marriage. Where are they? All right

:27:45. > :27:49.boys, OK, ready for a good game today? Remember the rules. Hit the

:27:50. > :27:54.ball to the boundary four runs. Hit the ball to the boundary no

:27:55. > :28:00.bouncing, six runs. No ball, you get a Rolex watch. Good. What is the

:28:01. > :28:05.real thing we'll be looking forward to, who are the players we should be

:28:06. > :28:08.watching out for? The fact that Amir is back now. He will be a big one.

:28:09. > :28:13.He's been accepted back into international cricket. Now he has

:28:14. > :28:19.his four bedroom house. Five bedrooms. The England-Pakistan

:28:20. > :28:23.series is all set to be very exciting this summer and for the

:28:24. > :28:27.Pakistan cricket team it will feel extra special, as they can't play

:28:28. > :28:31.their matches at home any more. So England will feel like home.

:28:32. > :28:35.Birmingham especially, because Birmingham is just like Pakistan,

:28:36. > :28:38.but with one tiny difference - we've got more Pakistanis.

:28:39. > :28:40.APPLAUSE Any complaints, please send them

:28:41. > :28:43.directly to Citizen Khan care If you want to see more

:28:44. > :28:47.of Adil's comic creation, he is on tour with the show

:28:48. > :28:50.Citizen Khan, They All Know Me Birmingham and Manchester

:28:51. > :29:03.later in the week. We presume that you like cricket

:29:04. > :29:07.because we found this photo. We think this is Bing Crosby. Yes and

:29:08. > :29:11.Bob Hope. They were playing cricket and I went along and said, can I

:29:12. > :29:15.have the bat, I can hit somebody over the head as they try to break

:29:16. > :29:17.into my dressing room. That's all we have time for.

:29:18. > :29:20.Thanks so much to Dame Joan danger Collins, the St Tropez Lonely

:29:21. > :29:24.We will be back tomorrow with Louis Theroux, Lianne La Havas

:29:25. > :29:27.and The Saint himself, Ian Ogilvy.