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:00:24. > :00:28.with Alex Jones. And Matt Baker. Tonight, a couple who are

:00:29. > :00:34.celebrating 25 years together. We know they look back on those early

:00:35. > :00:41.years with great fondness and the cameras captured the moment their

:00:42. > :00:50.eyes met for the first time. You are part of the furniture, PJ. Yes. What

:00:51. > :00:57.will I do when I leave school? Be a messenger? No, run my own radio

:00:58. > :01:05.station. I am going to go global, beat the best man. Welcome to

:01:06. > :01:22.Anthony David McPartlin and Declan Joseph Oliver Donnelly. It is lovely

:01:23. > :01:28.to have you here. That is a good start, that picture. We know you are

:01:29. > :01:36.great mates, but when you first met did you hit it off? No. I joined

:01:37. > :01:46.series two of Byker Grove. We all met up at the start and you started

:01:47. > :01:52.in the first series. Yes. Jeff had the beard and he was loud and in

:01:53. > :01:59.charge, but I did not remember Declan. I was enigmatic. I was off

:02:00. > :02:03.the radar. We did not hit it off. Our characters became friends a

:02:04. > :02:10.couple of months ended the series. We used to hang out on set and play

:02:11. > :02:14.pool. Very shortly we are talking about the fact that you are taking

:02:15. > :02:22.Saturday Night Takeaway on tour and surprising your. So, we have a few

:02:23. > :02:31.surprises for you. We have got and and and deck golf challenge. There

:02:32. > :02:39.is also a few familiar, Geordie faces in the audience from Byker

:02:40. > :02:49.Grove. We have got Spuggy. Debbie and Chrissy. And also in our

:02:50. > :02:56.audience we have got a mystery guest who we will reunite you with. Look

:02:57. > :03:04.at you scanning the faces. I do not think you will recognise them.

:03:05. > :03:12.Right. You cannot do anything normal. Mike Dilger is often tagging

:03:13. > :03:20.wild birds for research. Today we have tagged him for the same reason.

:03:21. > :03:23.50% of violent crime is linked to alcohol. According to recent

:03:24. > :03:29.figures, a third of police time is spent dealing with alcohol-related

:03:30. > :03:33.times. Police in Northamptonshire think this could bring the figures

:03:34. > :03:40.down. This could detect if and how much alcohol a person has been

:03:41. > :03:44.drinking. They have spent ?25,000 to trial best technology on people who

:03:45. > :03:50.drink too much and cause trouble. Dave Spencer is the chief inspector.

:03:51. > :03:56.The person who wears the tag will have to stay sober. Will they be

:03:57. > :04:00.treated more leniently? If they choose to wear this, they do not go

:04:01. > :04:08.to court and it is therefore more lenient. They will be asked to wear

:04:09. > :04:13.its 24 hours a day and stay sober for a month. I am going to wear a

:04:14. > :04:19.town for the whole weekend whilst I have a few drinks. This is a new

:04:20. > :04:22.experience for me and one I do not feel comfortable with. Matthew

:04:23. > :04:32.Mitchell has brought the technology from the US. How does this bracelet

:04:33. > :04:39.work? This is a breathalyser for your body. It measures your sweat

:04:40. > :04:44.and transmits that information into a base station and it is received by

:04:45. > :04:54.the police. Does that show when and how much I am drinking? Yes. It will

:04:55. > :05:02.be interesting. We will be watching. He knows when I want have a drink

:05:03. > :05:09.and if I spill alcohol on my leg, it will register. Over 350,000 people

:05:10. > :05:15.in the States have worn these for drink-driving offences. Reoffending

:05:16. > :05:20.rates have dropped by over 34%. I will be documenting my experience on

:05:21. > :05:25.a home video camera. It has been a long day, it is time for my first

:05:26. > :05:32.beer. I wonder how long it takes before that comes out of my skin and

:05:33. > :05:36.the bracelet picks it up. It will be interesting. I finished the evening

:05:37. > :05:45.in front of the telly with a second beer and hope the police do not come

:05:46. > :05:50.knocking. Today I am going to see if the technology is tamper-proof and

:05:51. > :05:53.try and mask my drinking. As it detects alcohol through my sweat,

:05:54. > :06:03.let's spray some antiperspirant on it. It should be a sweat free zone.

:06:04. > :06:09.And a piece of kitchen towel to soak up any excess sweat. Time for a

:06:10. > :06:13.drink. It is linked to a mobile telephone network and it sends the

:06:14. > :06:18.information directly to the police. It is coming to the end of my

:06:19. > :06:21.weekend before I find out if the police have detected my drinking. I

:06:22. > :06:26.want to hear what the locals think about this new way of tackling

:06:27. > :06:33.alcohol-related crime. I am wearing this which I cannot take off which

:06:34. > :06:39.monitors how much I drink. It looks like you have just come out of

:06:40. > :06:46.prison. I see violence quite a lot outside pubs. I do not think a tag

:06:47. > :06:51.like that will make a difference. If you can be monitored remotely, there

:06:52. > :06:56.will be less police on the street. Anything that will reduce repeat

:06:57. > :07:03.offending because of alcohol is a good idea. It is the moment of

:07:04. > :07:09.truth. Was I able to beat it? The first one started on Friday night at

:07:10. > :07:17.about 9:30 p.m.. I had a couple of beers. What would that mean? We

:07:18. > :07:23.would give you a warning. How quickly with that happen? It needs

:07:24. > :07:30.to be a quick reaction. Usually that would be a visit from the police the

:07:31. > :07:35.following day. He also detected my tampering attempts and another two

:07:36. > :07:40.drinking activities. Astonishing, drinking and tampering, a new of

:07:41. > :07:47.serious. We would bring you back in and charge you with the offence you

:07:48. > :07:51.were originally arrested for. If we can start challenging people's

:07:52. > :07:54.relationship with alcohol and how much they drink and the behaviour

:07:55. > :08:02.that result, it would be a step forward. It feels great to have the

:08:03. > :08:07.tag removed. Alcohol-related crime is such a massive problem across the

:08:08. > :08:10.country it will be really interesting to see how

:08:11. > :08:16.Northamptonshire police get on with this pilot over the next six months.

:08:17. > :08:23.It seems like an odd concept, but if it has brought crime down, why not

:08:24. > :08:29.give it a go? It must be very sensitive. You are taking your

:08:30. > :08:35.brand-new BAFTA show, Saturday Night Takeaway, on tour. It is a new

:08:36. > :08:42.concept for a telly show. 12 towns and cities. How is it going to work?

:08:43. > :08:46.concept for a telly show. 12 towns and cities. How is it going to It is

:08:47. > :08:50.the same TV show on the road. It is the one show people say they would

:08:51. > :08:57.love to come to but they do not get the tickets. We will be doing all

:08:58. > :09:03.the things we do on the show. Ashley Roberts will be their hosting as

:09:04. > :09:09.well. We will be playing when the adverts every show. We will have

:09:10. > :09:12.adverts like in the programme and you can win those, like an

:09:13. > :09:24.all-inclusive holiday, a car, every show. It is really worth it.

:09:25. > :09:29.Riverdance is coming on the road with us. We have got loads of

:09:30. > :09:34.stuff, audience hits. A lot of people have got in contact with us

:09:35. > :09:39.to set up their mates who are coming and they will be up on stage and

:09:40. > :09:44.doing karaoke style things. It is full on. The great thing is even

:09:45. > :09:48.though we are doing it in the show, the audience is such a big part of

:09:49. > :09:55.the show and every night will be different and it will keep us on our

:09:56. > :10:04.toes. Loss of people are going to be asking are you going to be doing

:10:05. > :10:18.this? # let's get ready to rumble. CAPNEXT everybody rumble.

:10:19. > :10:35.# let's get ready, let's get ready, let's get ready to rumble.

:10:36. > :10:44.It is so impressive. Do you want to see that? 100%. We try to talk

:10:45. > :10:50.ourselves out of it. You are so in sync. You are quite good with a bit

:10:51. > :10:57.of nifty footwork. Any more of Riverdance on the tour? We will do a

:10:58. > :11:04.bit of that as well. They are coming with us. We might dust off the old

:11:05. > :11:13.clogs. It will be quite an energetic show. I can't wait. You have played

:11:14. > :11:21.so many pranks on so many celebrities over the years. Do they

:11:22. > :11:26.ever get their own back? They are all determined, Jeremy Kyle is

:11:27. > :11:28.specially, and Gordon Ramsay. We played a prank on him

:11:29. > :11:33.specially, and Gordon Ramsay. We played a prank last year and he is

:11:34. > :11:36.not happy about it. We have been to a restaurant where the chefs have

:11:37. > :11:47.congratulated us and give us extra food. But we are not allowed into

:11:48. > :11:54.Gordon's. You are not serious! Yes he is. I have had a sleepless night

:11:55. > :12:04.over a Gordon Ramsay. Do you worry slightly that tonight is going to be

:12:05. > :12:15.the night? I do. All of this started in the early days. But who can

:12:16. > :12:20.forget this in 1996? You have heard the first snip, how are you feeling?

:12:21. > :12:32.You don't know. Nobody goes away empty-handed. This is for being such

:12:33. > :12:41.a fantastic sport. This week Laurie did not Beat The Barber. I can't

:12:42. > :12:53.believe we did that. It got you into a bit of bother. It did. She got a

:12:54. > :13:00.Game Boy, though! Did she? Did her hair ever grow? Did she forgive you?

:13:01. > :13:15.So many questions. Shall we ask? Why not? Come over here, Laurie. Look at

:13:16. > :13:25.your lovely hair. I feel bad now. How was that for you? I was 13. And

:13:26. > :13:31.as we were cutting it, what happened at school? People mention it's still

:13:32. > :13:40.to this day and 18 years on they are still giving me flak over it. But

:13:41. > :13:46.look at your lovely, long hair now. Have you forgiven us? I never held a

:13:47. > :13:52.grudge in the first place. Tonight we are bringing back Beat The

:13:53. > :13:58.Barber. Laurie has once again said she is prepared to put her locks on

:13:59. > :14:07.the line for the prize... No, you are not. It is a set of heated

:14:08. > :14:21.rollers. It is her idea, and we are not forcing her to do it. Really? It

:14:22. > :14:26.is for a good cause. We are going to meet somebody who has written a

:14:27. > :14:36.rather good World Cup song. We have got four pictures for our World Cup

:14:37. > :14:42.wall chart. I will go first. OK. South Korea is the first. This is

:14:43. > :14:47.Jeff, from Westbury in Wiltshire. He wants to represent North Korea. This

:14:48. > :14:53.is it him and his lovely wife. Don't they look gorgeous? Dressed as an

:14:54. > :14:58.emperor and empress. They look great. What about this? The three

:14:59. > :15:07.Amigos, they want to represent Mexico. They will be on the wall

:15:08. > :15:15.before long. Algeria, Heather Gates from Bristol. There she is. She is

:15:16. > :15:19.representing Algeria. She trekked across the Sahara with a camel and

:15:20. > :15:29.her friend, who supports Algeria. Good. Iran, I have. This is a proud

:15:30. > :15:33.Iranians living in Crewe. He wants to represent the country of his

:15:34. > :15:38.birth, so he has gone for Iran. We will stick him on the wall. I feel

:15:39. > :15:42.sorry for Laurie, enjoying your hair. If you want the chance to

:15:43. > :15:48.represent America, or England, e-mail us with your wonderful

:15:49. > :15:53.photos. The acid test for any World Cup song is how it goes down with

:15:54. > :16:03.the fans themselves. # England #.

:16:04. > :16:06.# Three lions on a shirt #. You may have noticed, all of these

:16:07. > :16:18.songs have been sung by the men, so it is time for some girl power. Meet

:16:19. > :16:24.15-year-old Gabz. She is single and -- stew fingering for England with

:16:25. > :16:35.her own World Cup song. -- she is singing for England. How will it go

:16:36. > :16:43.down with the fans? Sometimes you can sing along. A catchy chorus. Aid

:16:44. > :16:52.needs to be patriotic. To feel British. The next five minutes, we

:16:53. > :17:06.would love your attention. Please welcome, with holiday in Brazil, it

:17:07. > :17:10.is Gabz. # Will be cheering on the team from

:17:11. > :17:14.back in the UK # Will be screaming at the telly

:17:15. > :17:19.# Will be here -- waiting nervously to hear the whistle-blower

:17:20. > :17:22.# Here we go. # Put on your England shirt this

:17:23. > :17:27.summer and start believing # We are going to the World Cup

:17:28. > :17:30.# There's no better feeling # England

:17:31. > :17:34.# We'll be singing out in the sunshine

:17:35. > :17:37.# This is football # The beautiful game

:17:38. > :17:44.# What a thrill # A holiday in Brazil #.

:17:45. > :17:50.Thank you. Give it up for Gabz. What do you

:17:51. > :17:57.think of Gabz's performance? Brilliant. Beautiful. What do you

:17:58. > :18:09.think about Dell during the World Cup song? Power to the females. Well

:18:10. > :18:16.done! The Britain's Got Talent finalist on Saturday. It's the

:18:17. > :18:21.closest one we've ever had, the closest final. There have been four

:18:22. > :18:31.or five, all of them could do well. It is tough to call. Paddy, we love

:18:32. > :18:36.her, salsa at 70. She is great! I wonder how much she remembers

:18:37. > :18:40.afterwards. She's a remarkable woman, to do that at her rage. She

:18:41. > :18:50.danced through injury last time. She will do very well. Darcy, as well.

:18:51. > :18:55.James, on guitar, some great finalists. There is a lot of talent.

:18:56. > :18:58.You lads are talented with a golf club. We have it on very good

:18:59. > :19:08.knowledge that you were out getting some golf clubs for yourself. It is

:19:09. > :19:17.our researchers. Toogood! We thought we would set an Gabz Dec eight golf

:19:18. > :19:24.challenge. You have two fire it into his trousers. To get you in the

:19:25. > :19:29.mood, we will do the World Cup song to accompany you. We are on the

:19:30. > :19:32.ball. Are you ready? Keep going until you hear the hooter. On your

:19:33. > :19:49.marks, get set. Right. For the face. Just right

:19:50. > :19:56.shoulder there, for Dec. Don't worry. Got one in! In, off the

:19:57. > :20:06.chest. Ten seconds to go. Five seconds left. One last shot. Oh,

:20:07. > :20:14.just got the nostril. Let's double-check. There is one ball in

:20:15. > :20:26.there. There is another one, isn't there? There two balls. And -- Ant

:20:27. > :20:30.and Dec found fame in their teens. Here's Clyde Grogan on what it was

:20:31. > :20:36.like for her and her friends to find fame so young.

:20:37. > :20:44.In 1981 the film roguery's Girl was released, the story of a

:20:45. > :20:54.17-year-old's attempt to find love. I was playing Susan. 33 years

:20:55. > :20:55.later, the school featured in the film in Cumbernauld near Glasgow

:20:56. > :20:56.will be later, the school featured in the

:20:57. > :21:02.film in Cumbernauld near shutting its doors to its pupils this summer

:21:03. > :21:07.for the last time. When it does, a chapter in British cinema history

:21:08. > :21:12.will come to an end. Gregory's Girl has been voted one of the 15

:21:13. > :21:20.greatest British movies of all time. What was it about the tale that sets

:21:21. > :21:26.-- struck such a chord? Della bobbin I'm in love. Since when? Half an

:21:27. > :21:30.hour ago. It was a quirky, realistic look at what life was like as a

:21:31. > :21:37.teenage boy when all that matters is girls. You tell her. We've got to

:21:38. > :21:42.get some girls and make a move. This man played Andy in the film and his

:21:43. > :21:46.chat up lines needed some work. Do you know, when you sneeze it comes

:21:47. > :21:49.out of your nose at 100 miles an hour? Do you see are many

:21:50. > :21:57.similarities in yourself and your character in the film? Absolutely

:21:58. > :22:03.not! This is his first visit to the school since he filmed the film. It

:22:04. > :22:07.is quite emotional. I am fiercely proud. It is a big part of me.

:22:08. > :22:12.Nobody had any idea how it was going to do. It was non-violent. That was

:22:13. > :22:16.all that was coming out of Glasgow or Scotland at the time. It was a

:22:17. > :22:20.breath of fresh air. The film did not just show a light on how

:22:21. > :22:23.adolescent boys felt. Dorothy, the target of Gregory's adoration,

:22:24. > :22:32.fought her way onto the all-male football team. Well done curls, well

:22:33. > :22:36.done, boys. -- well done, girls. The girls knew how to get what they

:22:37. > :22:42.wanted and Susan, with her friends, managed to grab her man. Well, boy.

:22:43. > :22:47.And everyone was happy. This is really good. I'm really enjoying

:22:48. > :22:51.myself. The movie didn't just celebrate the reality of being young

:22:52. > :22:58.in the 1980s, it was a reflection of urban life at the time. Cumbernauld,

:22:59. > :23:01.a new generation. Had the unlikely backdrop of Cumbernauld, a new town

:23:02. > :23:08.built in 1956 to accommodate overcrowding in black -- in Glasgow.

:23:09. > :23:12.Adam Smith is a community councillor in the area. The film helped to

:23:13. > :23:17.publish -- publicised Cumbernauld, at a time it needed it most, to get

:23:18. > :23:21.people to invest in the town. A huge part of its history will be for

:23:22. > :23:26.evermore. Do you think people who have seen the film come here looking

:23:27. > :23:32.romance? I would say that is probably a false optimism of the

:23:33. > :23:36.film. Cumbernauld continues to grow today and this school is due to

:23:37. > :23:41.close to make way for a new, bigger school. So to it off in style we are

:23:42. > :23:46.putting on a special screening of the film. I have even managed to

:23:47. > :23:52.find another cast member. Fancy meeting you here! If I don't see you

:23:53. > :23:56.through the week, I will see you through a window. Along with

:23:57. > :24:00.Douglas, who played Billy, the window cleaner, many students from

:24:01. > :24:01.the school and the community have come along to watch our special

:24:02. > :24:19.screening. Would you like to come out with me?

:24:20. > :24:24.OK. So what did Cumbernauld's 21st century adolescents think? Do those

:24:25. > :24:30.cringe-making moments still take place? It is funny to see it on the

:24:31. > :24:32.screen. I personally liked it massively and quite a few of boys of

:24:33. > :24:45.my age can relate to it. Gregory's's girl was a huge hit for

:24:46. > :24:49.everyone involved. The film-makers, the cast and most importantly

:24:50. > :24:54.Cumbernauld and although this school is about to close it will remain

:24:55. > :24:58.forever in the film as is a reminder what it is like to be a teenager on

:24:59. > :25:03.a quest for true love. Some things never change.

:25:04. > :25:18.It is almost time for lorry to risk her hair in a game of beat the

:25:19. > :25:28.barber. -- Laurie. We have got our One Show St barber, Michael Douglas.

:25:29. > :25:36.We have got the stars from Byker Grove, 25 years ago. Does it feel

:25:37. > :25:45.like 25 years ago? I can't believe you are here, you were the big star.

:25:46. > :25:49.Thanks! She was a big star. Nicola, you played Debbie, stuck in a love

:25:50. > :25:56.triangle between these two. When I was blind! Listen, back in the day,

:25:57. > :26:04.completely off the record, which did you prefer? I got to kiss both of

:26:05. > :26:09.them, so... Was it a bit embarrassing, doing all the kissing?

:26:10. > :26:18.It was a bit embarrassing. We had never done it before. A screen kiss.

:26:19. > :26:27.We had the crew around us. We were going out at the time in real life.

:26:28. > :26:33.so that was a bit weird then! You were a little bit older, you played

:26:34. > :26:41.Fraser. Lets reminders. Did you give lots of advice on a fatherly advice?

:26:42. > :26:50.I wasn't that much older. I was probable four years older. My

:26:51. > :26:54.favourite phrase, Quasar laser Fraser. I tried to give advice, I

:26:55. > :27:03.don't know if it was good advice. I haven't done too badly. Spuggie, you

:27:04. > :27:11.were the big star. What are you doing these days? I am, I am

:27:12. > :27:15.starting to do more to use the -- TV stuff again. Thank you for coming

:27:16. > :27:21.down. The moment of truth. The time has come for poor old Laurie to risk

:27:22. > :27:28.losing all her hair for a second time. 18 years ago, 13-year-old

:27:29. > :27:33.Laurie appeared on Ant and Dec's TV show and put a lot of hair on the

:27:34. > :27:36.line for a chance of winning a computer console. Sadly, she lost

:27:37. > :27:42.and most of her hair was chopped off. At 32, for some reason, she has

:27:43. > :27:46.agreed to do it again to get the chance to win a set of heated

:27:47. > :27:50.rollers! She has her best friend for moral support. She will be answering

:27:51. > :27:56.killer questions on Ant and Dec. You have the questions there. Laurie, we

:27:57. > :28:01.started on Byker Grove. How far in miles as the distance between the

:28:02. > :28:05.old set of Byker Grove to the London studios where we filmed Saturday

:28:06. > :28:15.night Takeaway. In miles, from Newcastle to London? How far? Quite

:28:16. > :28:22.a long way. 300. 300, that is very close. It is 287 miles. We can't

:28:23. > :28:28.give her that? It depends which way you go, surely? The first cut. I am

:28:29. > :28:39.glad she has got it wrong! Oh, Laurie. Wow! Four years worth. Here

:28:40. > :28:43.we go. An easy one. Can you name the three celebrity guests on the first

:28:44. > :28:54.ever Saturday Night Takeaway, on June the 8th, 2002? No, OK? Take it

:28:55. > :29:03.off, Michael. You have 30 seconds left. No way! We should just mention

:29:04. > :29:09.this is going towards charity and it is your idea. A very good cause. 20

:29:10. > :29:15.seconds left until the show is over. Who finished in fourth place on

:29:16. > :29:22.Britain's Got Talent? No idea. APPLAUSE

:29:23. > :29:27.Wednesday the 6th of August, it travels around the country. We will

:29:28. > :29:30.be with Miss Dolly Parton. See you next time.