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:00:12. > :00:18.Tonight on the The One Show, why Welsh farmers started cross-

:00:18. > :00:22.dressing. We ask if it is ever possible to love slugs.

:00:22. > :00:28.Hello! Welcome to The One Show with Alex Jones and Matt Baker.

:00:28. > :00:37.Tonight's guest is not just a stand-up comedian. He is a Star

:00:37. > :00:42.Trek nerd, explorer and a budding volcanologist.

:00:42. > :00:49.But, above all of that, he is a father for the second time. Massive

:00:49. > :00:53.congratulations for the second time. What did you call him? He is called

:00:53. > :00:56.Magnus. So, two children under two, so my wife and I have not said a

:00:57. > :01:01.pleasant word yet! It is bound to get better.

:01:01. > :01:07.It nice to be here, anywhere but my house.

:01:07. > :01:11.Well, missing bath and bedtime. Assuming neither of you start

:01:11. > :01:16.crying! Well, we are having bad weather, the summer is awful, but

:01:16. > :01:21.it is nothing compared to you and Andy driving across Siberia. How

:01:21. > :01:26.cold was it? That was the latest project? Yes, it was, with World's

:01:26. > :01:30.Most Dangerous Roads. The coldest it got with minus 52 Celsius.

:01:30. > :01:35.To be honest with you, when you know it is going to be that cold,

:01:35. > :01:44.it is dry cold, you are wrapped up against it, I have been in Glasgow,

:01:44. > :01:50.Dublin, where it has been about one Celsius and felt colder.

:01:50. > :01:56.You are miserable. Is there a story of farmers wrapping their cows?

:01:56. > :02:00.the cows have to wear bras. What? It stops the udders from

:02:00. > :02:07.freezing. They freeze and break off when you try to milk them.

:02:07. > :02:11.So they clip them around the back of the cow? Yes. Where a cow's

:02:11. > :02:18.teats are, it is more like you are wearing a thong. It makes you

:02:18. > :02:22.realise, as Andy says, all of the cows here are wandering around

:02:22. > :02:26.topless! I think it would take up in the north-east, for the cows,

:02:26. > :02:31.that is. Well, all of this weather is great

:02:31. > :02:36.for one things, slugs. The numbers have reportedly doubled in the damp

:02:36. > :02:40.spring, but do you like them or loath them? Let's find out once and

:02:40. > :02:45.for all. Now, pro-slugs is George McGavin,

:02:45. > :02:52.he is going to explain why we should all hug a shrub. Hup against

:02:52. > :02:57.him, the man's whose first job was as a gardener, and studied

:02:57. > :03:04.horticultural, slide forward, Ed Byrne! Look at that, but before

:03:04. > :03:09.they slug it out, Lucy goes slug- hunting in Chester.

:03:09. > :03:14.Slugs have to be one of the least popular creatures in the UK. They

:03:14. > :03:18.are up there with cockroaches, leeches aprats, but I cannot recall

:03:18. > :03:25.anyone being hurt by a slug, so why do they have such a bad press? Are

:03:25. > :03:34.you a fan of the slug? I hate them! I couldn't eat a whole one! They

:03:34. > :03:38.make me feel sick! How does it feel? Slimey and Minging. Oh!

:03:38. > :03:43.can get a good idea how much we hate slugs by taking a quick look

:03:43. > :03:48.in a hardware store. We wage war against slugs in this country, look

:03:48. > :03:55.at this weaponry here, there is everything, contraptions, traps,

:03:55. > :03:58.jars for the parasites, but mainly we love slug pellets. British

:03:58. > :04:07.gardeners buy about 400 million every year. This year, the sales

:04:07. > :04:14.are going through the roof with the wet garden. It is mass slug icide,

:04:14. > :04:19.but is it really fair? To find out, I'm heading for a late-night slug

:04:19. > :04:25.safari with Britain's top slug export. If anyone has a soft spot

:04:25. > :04:34.for them, it is this man. This is the perfect time to go

:04:34. > :04:40.looking for slugs it is raining and moist. Also, the dauk s -- the dogs

:04:40. > :04:46.like to find them. Here is one.

:04:46. > :04:52.He is curled into a ball. Is that the light? That's right. When you

:04:52. > :04:57.shine the light on them, the top two tentacles are pulled in. The

:04:57. > :05:02.amazing thing about these guys is that the birds peck at the

:05:02. > :05:06.tentacles, then that tentacle, will regenerate within a week or two

:05:06. > :05:16.complete with a new eye. It is not just the eye, it is also the smell

:05:16. > :05:21.

:05:21. > :05:26.of these animals as well. If he were a snail that would be worth --

:05:27. > :05:31.where the shell would be. These are big ones? These are some

:05:32. > :05:38.of the larger ones in the UK, but we have extremely large ones, up to

:05:38. > :05:46.over a foot shrong. They are black slugs that dlrb up to a foot long,

:05:46. > :05:51.but they are black ones that can be found in ancient woods. There is a

:05:51. > :05:55.slippery customer. It is the Spanish stealth slug. It

:05:55. > :06:01.came into the UK in the easterlyy 1970s.

:06:01. > :06:06.So this is an invasive species and it is causing havoc? It is. It

:06:06. > :06:13.seems to wipe out the native species. That is having a knock-on

:06:13. > :06:17.effect to the rest of them. Does your love for slugs extend to this

:06:17. > :06:23.one? My love of slugs extends to those in the right place at the

:06:23. > :06:27.right time, this is an invaders. I am almost starting to feel

:06:27. > :06:32.sympathy for the home-grown British slug. The weather is not their

:06:32. > :06:38.fault. Looks are not everything. The guys have to eat, perhaps they

:06:38. > :06:42.are the good guys, afrl? So, are the slugs the good guys as Lucy

:06:42. > :06:48.said? We want to know what you say, but not before we have presented

:06:48. > :06:51.you with both sides of the argument. This is the general feeling in the

:06:51. > :07:01.studio. Peace, not pellets. We are excited

:07:01. > :07:05.

:07:05. > :07:09.about this. It is time to... "Slug It Out"! Yes, "Slug It Out"! George

:07:09. > :07:13.and Ed you have 30 seconds each to put your arguments across.

:07:13. > :07:18.George, you are up first. Slugs are not bad guys, they are

:07:18. > :07:23.good. They are snails without a shell and a bad PR agentment the

:07:24. > :07:28.majority of slugs are useful if the in the garden. They eat decaying

:07:28. > :07:34.matter, dead animal matter, dog dung. They are really not that bad.

:07:34. > :07:41.They are the food for countless animals, hedgehogs, birds, you name

:07:41. > :07:49.it, they eat it. The slime is amazing. It is used in creams, all

:07:49. > :07:56.sorts of things, bioengineering... Wait! What a fifpbish! What a

:07:56. > :08:02.finish! -- what a finish! What a absolute finish! Alright, Ed,

:08:02. > :08:06.you're up next. Let's go. Are you set to "Slug It Out"?

:08:06. > :08:11.Slugs eat salad, which is basically, I don't even like people who do

:08:11. > :08:17.that. Don't you think salad, your salad, if you were in a restaurant

:08:17. > :08:25.and someone got up from the table and started to eat your salad, you

:08:25. > :08:30.would be outraged! Why tolerate is a stomach that is a foot? The

:08:30. > :08:34.others that are underground are nibbling away at your bugs. The

:08:34. > :08:37.French don't even eat them. What does it say about an animal when

:08:37. > :08:43.the French don't even eat them. I'm with you.

:08:43. > :08:52.Just look at Luke's face there, munching on the lettuce! That is

:08:52. > :08:56.great. But whose side are you on, lettuce

:08:57. > :09:01.know! There we go! Now, if you have children and they move back to save

:09:01. > :09:06.a little bit of money it does not necessarily mean they are going to

:09:06. > :09:09.eat you out of house and home. Amongst the bags of laundry, there

:09:09. > :09:14.may be a very good business plan. There is a new kind of business

:09:14. > :09:24.that is booming. It does not have a High Street presence, it does not

:09:24. > :09:30.have a shop you can browse in, nor a massive workforce. It is the 21st

:09:30. > :09:34.version of the cottage industry, the boomerang kids. Right now about

:09:34. > :09:38.3 million young adults are returning home to live their

:09:38. > :09:42.parents. Many have returned from travelling or working, some have

:09:42. > :09:45.come back as they cannot afford to stay away, but many others are

:09:46. > :09:49.setting up businesses, the entrepreneurs of the future. Meet

:09:49. > :09:54.Lex. She is 24 and has started her first business, but with student

:09:54. > :09:59.debts of over �30,000, she's been forced to move back in with dad.

:09:59. > :10:02.The only way I cowl set up my business was to do it from home it

:10:02. > :10:07.would have been too expensive to rent and do this.

:10:07. > :10:09.Had you explored other options? banks basically would not come

:10:09. > :10:14.anywhere near me. I had no collateral.

:10:14. > :10:19.So what is the business? It is basically a catering company that

:10:19. > :10:25.we are starting at the moment, running supper club events.

:10:25. > :10:28.want to run the supper clubs from here? That's the plan. How are you

:10:28. > :10:34.going to do that? I'm knocking that wall down.

:10:34. > :10:41.So you have moved in and you want to knock the walls down? Yes.

:10:41. > :10:46.Lex and John has decided to help accommodate his daughter with her

:10:46. > :10:49.business. She has big plans of knocking the

:10:49. > :10:53.walls through, building a conservatory, you are funding this,

:10:53. > :10:58.do you mind? Not at all. Do you think you will get the

:10:58. > :11:03.return? Not in terms of money, but that is not that important.

:11:03. > :11:08.What is sn it? That she gets a good start in life. I always maintained

:11:09. > :11:12.once you have finished university, don't go tor a job for job's sake.

:11:12. > :11:16.You have 45 plus years of doing that. If you don't enjoy it from

:11:16. > :11:22.day one, life would be a bit of a grind.

:11:22. > :11:27.60% of new businesses are started from people's own homes. More and

:11:27. > :11:33.more young people under the age of 25 are becoming their own boss, but

:11:33. > :11:38.not all kids return home to start businesses. Some have little choice.

:11:38. > :11:42.Lex's friend Martha has debts and has now given up her flat in London.

:11:42. > :11:45.You are sacrificing so much. It will be difficult? It is. Giving up

:11:45. > :11:49.my independence will be difficult. I have been living away from home

:11:50. > :11:53.on and off for five years. So having my own personal space and

:11:53. > :11:59.giving it up will be a challenge. I have a lot of debt that I really

:11:59. > :12:02.need to get out of it. How much? My student loan is

:12:02. > :12:06.nearing �30,000. It is a heck of a lot of money to

:12:06. > :12:10.pay off? It is a really horrible burden to have.

:12:10. > :12:14.Almost a quarter of all parents report that children return home at

:12:14. > :12:17.some point in later life. Readjusting to living together can

:12:17. > :12:21.be a challenge. What about your independence? That

:12:21. > :12:26.is the one thing that young people crave? I really want to make a go

:12:26. > :12:30.of this. I don't think it is a sacrifice to go home and have a few

:12:30. > :12:37.rules in place it is general courtesy.

:12:37. > :12:42.So dad is not cramping your style and Lex is not cramping yours?

:12:42. > :12:46.Could you pull the plug and say enough is enough? I'm prepared to

:12:46. > :12:51.give this 12 to 18 months, assess where we are up to, if it is

:12:51. > :12:57.clearly not working, then, sorry, Lex, you have to work.

:12:57. > :13:01.Until the kitschen is ready, Lex is running the supper club from her

:13:01. > :13:06.dad's house and it is proving a big hit.

:13:06. > :13:10.The plan is to run the supper club. Then to get the produce into the

:13:10. > :13:18.shops and after that developing the catering business. I would like to

:13:18. > :13:23.move out of dad es in twoeers -- I would like to move out of dad's in

:13:23. > :13:27.two years, then return the favour. If you are lucky to have a

:13:27. > :13:31.supportive family and the entrepreneurial spirit, this seems

:13:31. > :13:40.like the perfect stepping stone for something bigger and better.

:13:40. > :13:43.There we go. Ed, you are part of the new series,

:13:43. > :13:48.World's Most Dangerous Roads. Every time I see this, I wonder why you

:13:48. > :13:54.put yourself in that position. You are not a a with a professional

:13:54. > :13:59.driver? No. No. We were driving. I am far from a professional driver.

:13:59. > :14:04.Well, you've only been driving for three years, so that's it in

:14:04. > :14:09.context. So you are not experienced, are you? No, and I failed my test

:14:09. > :14:15.the first time. So why set out on World's Most

:14:15. > :14:20.Dangerous Roads? Well, it is really interesting.

:14:20. > :14:30.At first we thought that they should be called the world's most

:14:30. > :14:32.

:14:32. > :14:37.incredible roads! We saw a part of Russia that even Russians don't see.

:14:37. > :14:42.It was built by slave labour. It is fascinating. It is right through

:14:42. > :14:48.the far wilderness of outer far reach of Russia.

:14:48. > :14:52.So, when somebody asks you to do that, you ask where do you sign in

:14:52. > :14:56.Well, as well as fascinating, it was dangerous, wasn't it? It was a

:14:56. > :14:59.bit. Here is a clip from Sunday's

:14:59. > :15:09.episode. You don't want to meet a lorry

:15:09. > :15:12.

:15:12. > :15:17.coming at you at the same time, do you?! Wow! What is horrible, when

:15:17. > :15:21.you get a wipe out, you want to stop completely, but then there is

:15:21. > :15:26.the chance that somebody will crash into you from the back. So you have

:15:26. > :15:31.to keep going, even though you can't see anything. We have a taste

:15:31. > :15:36.of how horrible this place can be, even on the widest, maintained part

:15:36. > :15:41.of the road. A lot of the road is a single lane.

:15:41. > :15:48.There was the last day of filming. We had gone on to a final stretch,

:15:48. > :15:54.a proper highway. We thought it would be plain sail, then the

:15:54. > :16:00.weather came in and the director was delighted! Yes, this likes

:16:00. > :16:05.dangerous! This is the coldest inhabited place on Earth? Yes, it

:16:05. > :16:13.was minus 72 Celsius, so the coldest ever reported there.

:16:13. > :16:19.So you have to think, it is also the place that is inhabited by the

:16:19. > :16:24.most bloody minded people! You did this trip with a good friend of

:16:24. > :16:29.yours, Andy? Andy, yes. How is the relationship now. It

:16:29. > :16:34.probably tested you to the limits? There is a bit where we get testy

:16:34. > :16:39.with each other, I start to finish his sentences, he does not like

:16:39. > :16:43.that. The most annoying thing about the show, the biggest hardship, you

:16:43. > :16:50.are driving eight to ten hours a day, and putting on the stereo on,

:16:50. > :16:57.well, we could not do it! To me, eating rain tear, sleeping in tents

:16:57. > :17:03.at minus 52 Celsius, but not being eight to put on a bit of AC/DC,

:17:03. > :17:10.that was a crime. Well, that is on Sunday the 8th

:17:10. > :17:17.June on BBC Two. Now, if you entered the garden of

:17:17. > :17:24.the Fawlty Towers, you would expect to find at least a little bit of

:17:24. > :17:27.Basil! Basil?! Get it, oh, goodness me. Well, there is so much more to

:17:27. > :17:31.Prunella Scales's garden, as Christine Walkden found out. She

:17:31. > :17:35.has a bit of a thing for a certain colour scheme.

:17:35. > :17:39.I can't think of a more homely welcome at this time of year than

:17:39. > :17:45.the curtain of wisteria framing the front door.

:17:45. > :17:48.This particular homely welcome belongs to actors, Prunella Scales

:17:48. > :17:51.and Timothy West. They have been crossing the threshold for more

:17:51. > :17:56.than 40 years. It was a tall plain house. There

:17:56. > :18:05.was not a creeper over it. I'm a freak for cladding, you know.

:18:05. > :18:08.I said I would love to grow wisteria. I don't like mauve, so I

:18:08. > :18:14.had white wisteria and the yellow and wait house. You can't sit out

:18:14. > :18:20.front. It is a busy road, so I used to grow the vegetables there, but

:18:20. > :18:28.people would nick the beans from the bus-stop. So that did not work

:18:28. > :18:31.very well. Now it is just herbs. I don't mind the oing sprig of mint.

:18:31. > :18:36.We are -- mind the odd sprig of mint.

:18:36. > :18:42.We are sitting in the conservatory. Surrounding by pictures of their

:18:42. > :18:45.many character roles, including the Queen and the legendary lady, the

:18:45. > :18:54.Queen of Fawlty Towers. I think that people are surprised

:18:54. > :18:58.when they meet me, I am not a bit like Sybil Faulty, you know what I

:18:58. > :19:04.mean? Do you enjoy gardening? much so. I love it.

:19:04. > :19:13.Does Tim help you? Oh, yes, his main job is fertilising the plum

:19:13. > :19:18.blossom. He uses a make-up brush of mine and he goes, "Buzz, buzz,

:19:18. > :19:23.buzz." I don't know where he read about this, but the first time I

:19:23. > :19:32.said he was rubbish. That, almost, we had a crop of plums after that,

:19:32. > :19:36.the like of which, you know, so he has done it every year, ever since.

:19:36. > :19:45.You have a lovely secluded secret corner there.

:19:45. > :19:50.Through there is the Prunella Rose. It is not even my favourite colour,

:19:50. > :19:53.but it was very kind of them. The one we have had here has been in

:19:53. > :20:02.for many years, it is doing so well now.

:20:02. > :20:05.This is an established and personal garden, much of it planted by

:20:05. > :20:09.Prunella herself. Including this tree, now so high it towers over

:20:09. > :20:13.the house. What do you think that the garden

:20:13. > :20:21.says about your personality? don't know.

:20:21. > :20:24.I like quite a... I have no idea what I am about. I am employed to

:20:24. > :20:30.play other people and find out what they are about.

:20:30. > :20:35.I think it reflects a person of terrific calmness and an undertone

:20:35. > :20:41.of serenity, is that you? No, I think I am probably quite agitated,

:20:41. > :20:49.but I think that the garden is therapeutic in that way.

:20:49. > :20:54.There is nothing blue about this garden, and I mean nothing blue.

:20:54. > :20:59.The colour scheme from the front of the house is continued with the odd

:21:00. > :21:04.splash of rogue pink. I was warned before I came that you were very

:21:04. > :21:13.much a white and yellow person. So I have brought you a little present.

:21:13. > :21:17.A special present. This is Prunella Albert. It is a ground cover plant.

:21:17. > :21:22.Thank you very much. That is lovely. I didn't know it was a plant and it

:21:22. > :21:24.was white. This is a white form, there is a

:21:24. > :21:32.purple form, but we didn't choose that.

:21:32. > :21:38.Lovely. To grow plants and see the results

:21:38. > :21:43.is very creative, and also very medicinal.

:21:43. > :21:50.Absolutely. Lovely. That is alright that garden.

:21:50. > :21:55.I like it. What would your garden reveal about you, Ed? That I have a

:21:55. > :22:05.gardener! You have a gardener? look at my garden and you think,

:22:05. > :22:06.

:22:06. > :22:13.there is no way he did this. Now, we are seeing you a bit of --

:22:13. > :22:20.more on telly this week? You are going to be on Volcano Live? Yes.

:22:20. > :22:23.Yes, I get to go to Bristol! Well, Bristol was still exciting, here is

:22:23. > :22:30.you recreating a supervolcanic eruption.

:22:30. > :22:39.First, put the gear on. I like the idea of taking my glasses off and

:22:39. > :22:44.putting on glasses that are own just slightly more nerdy.

:22:44. > :22:51.I am pouring the liquid nitrogen in. It is bog to cause an explosion.

:22:51. > :22:58.Let's retreat to a safe distance. Wow! Now, there's a supervolcanic

:22:58. > :23:04.eruption! That was beautiful! APPLAUSE

:23:04. > :23:10.Wow! I love the way she jumped! She knew what was going to happen, she

:23:10. > :23:14.leapt! So, what have you learn bad volcanos? Well, the most

:23:14. > :23:24.interesting thing, without being too technical is the fact the

:23:24. > :23:27.

:23:27. > :23:31.reason why some of them explode is that there is gas dissolved in the

:23:32. > :23:37.magma and it literally is like taking the top off a fizzy drink. I

:23:37. > :23:42.didn't realise it was part of the reason for the explosiveness.

:23:42. > :23:48.everybody can learn more, Volcano Live starts Monday at 8.00pm on BBC

:23:48. > :23:54.Two. Now, what do you say would be scarer? An angry group of men or an

:23:54. > :24:02.angry group of women? As a stand-up comedian, I would say the women.

:24:02. > :24:12.Well, in the 19 hundreds, Welsh farmers found a way to vent their

:24:12. > :24:14.

:24:14. > :24:19.anger over toll roads. They did it all wearing frocks.

:24:19. > :24:25.These days, travelling freely on country roads is En for granted,

:24:25. > :24:30.but in Wales during the 1830s, it was a very different story. One

:24:30. > :24:34.that features men in women's clothing.

:24:34. > :24:39.Back then, many Welsh roads were controlled by private companies,

:24:39. > :24:44.with toll houses like these. To use the roads you had to pay.

:24:44. > :24:48.Corruption was rife. So this here is a typical toll

:24:48. > :24:57.house? It is. There would have been hundreds of houses like this, all

:24:57. > :25:01.across south and west Wales. And the tariffs are clearly spelt

:25:01. > :25:09.out? No choice. For every horse six pennies. That was a substantial

:25:09. > :25:15.amount of money. The farmers, the land holders would not have that.

:25:15. > :25:19.Look, for things even like lime, two whole pennies. They desperately

:25:19. > :25:24.needed lime to fertilise the land. Without that there was no crops. So

:25:24. > :25:28.they knew where to hit it was real exploitation. It really was.

:25:28. > :25:35.did people feel about this? they hated it. They absolutely

:25:35. > :25:39.hated it. These gates, this was the turnpike gate. This was a symbol of

:25:39. > :25:42.oppression. To the ordinary farmer, this was hated. People despised

:25:42. > :25:49.them with a vengence, they really did.

:25:49. > :25:53.Pushed to breaking point by poverty and bad harvest, a gang of men

:25:53. > :25:58.eventually snapped in an unusual way.

:25:58. > :26:03.In 1839 they destroyed a toll gate, dressed as women.

:26:03. > :26:10.It sparked a blaze of cross- dressing attacks in West Wales,

:26:10. > :26:13.called the Rebecca Riots. Phil, I understand the hate red

:26:13. > :26:18.towards the toll gates, but I'm not sure about the cross-dressing

:26:19. > :26:24.thing? It is unusual. If you examine it goes back to the days of

:26:24. > :26:26.rural Wales, when if people had transgressed, committed crimes, the

:26:26. > :26:31.villagers dealt with this themselves. They put the

:26:31. > :26:35.transgressor on it a wooden horse, then they dressed up in women's

:26:35. > :26:40.clothes and paraded them. The idea being to humiliate them. It was

:26:40. > :26:44.meant to symbolise that the world had turned upside down and the

:26:44. > :26:49.other thing, of course, it is a great disguise.

:26:49. > :26:59.There is something unnerving about seeing grown men heavily armed in

:26:59. > :26:59.

:26:59. > :27:03.dresses. I would not mess with them! Rebecca! The raids took on a

:27:03. > :27:06.symbolic nature, with mobs chanting Rebecca as they attacked the toll

:27:06. > :27:13.gates. What is the significance of

:27:13. > :27:19.Rebecca? Well, we think it is biblical. This is a Bible. It is a

:27:19. > :27:26.typical Welsh family Bible. If you look in Genesis, it says, "And they

:27:26. > :27:33.blessed rebeba and they said to her -- Rebecca, thou art her sister, by

:27:33. > :27:43.thou the mother and let thy seed possess the gates that hate them."

:27:43. > :27:45.

:27:45. > :27:52.So there it is in print, God's omission to break the gates. God is

:27:52. > :27:57.on their side. Over the next four years, the mobs led hundreds of

:27:57. > :28:01.attacks with the authorities powerless to prevent them. The

:28:01. > :28:07.plight of the Welsh farmers reached the London press. The Government

:28:07. > :28:11.was forced to make reforms, tolls were halved. Victory for the

:28:12. > :28:16.Rebeccas. People power helped to beat an

:28:16. > :28:26.unfair system. It is amazing what a man can do when he stands up for

:28:26. > :28:27.

:28:27. > :28:32.himself, in a dress. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE.

:28:32. > :28:38.You were over the moon that story was on today? We did a musical

:28:38. > :28:43.based on the Rebecca Riots in our school. Did you play a gate?

:28:43. > :28:47.but I was a crowd member! Just as bad.

:28:47. > :28:54.OK yes had a huge response to the slugs. Lots of people are against

:28:54. > :29:00.them. Mali says that theyate her plant that she bought with her

:29:00. > :29:05.pocket money, she is aged ten. But I'm on the good slug side, this

:29:05. > :29:11.one say says here, because they eat dog pooh.