:00:25. > :00:28.# Rubber ball, I'll come bouncing back to you
:00:29. > :00:42.You know us Balls, always bouncing back!
:00:43. > :00:45.Hello and welcome to The One Show, with Alex Jones.
:00:46. > :00:47.And back by popular demand - my popular demand -
:00:48. > :01:00.Our guest tonight once described himself as a friend first, boss
:01:01. > :01:08.He's no longer selling stationery in Slough.
:01:09. > :01:24.He's gone from Office Manager to Rock God.
:01:25. > :01:35.It's not David Brent, but it is a man who looks
:01:36. > :01:37.very much like him - it's...
:01:38. > :01:55.Thank you. Nice to have you back. He'll have an album coming out and a
:01:56. > :02:01.song book. I haven't come here to be insulted. I have created a whole
:02:02. > :02:05.world. David Brent has a film out and has paid for an album and
:02:06. > :02:13.created the song book and it is good people know it isn't me. It is David
:02:14. > :02:20.Brent. When I bring out my own album, Ricky Gib Bass Sings The
:02:21. > :02:27.Blues, shoot me. The songs and the film are so bad, they are good.
:02:28. > :02:34.Musically, they are strong. They are not comedy songs like Monty Python,
:02:35. > :02:43.but the joke is, the songs are catchy. Crossing America, picking up
:02:44. > :02:49.chicks. And when you find out it is sung by a 55-year-old tampon wrap,
:02:50. > :02:53.it is the background that is funny. That is the wombat appeal to Michael
:02:54. > :03:07.Ball, particularly. This was the scene in our office earlier.
:03:08. > :03:24.Really got into it. On the ukelele and everybody joined in. It is a
:03:25. > :03:28.good song. This is the best bit now. Really catchy. They are catchy
:03:29. > :03:48.songs. Michael Kiwanuka will be here and he
:03:49. > :03:53.will be performing his song, Love Hate later on.
:03:54. > :03:54.Michael, you're the musical theatre expert, you'd better
:03:55. > :03:57.It's been 40 years since the messiest, most madcap
:03:58. > :03:59.children's gangster musical was released in cinemas.
:04:00. > :04:07.And Clare Grogan has got herself in amongst the splurge guns.
:04:08. > :04:15.In 1976, a British film broke the world of American organised crime to
:04:16. > :04:22.our screens. As well as having some cracking musical numbers, there was
:04:23. > :04:27.a good helping of custard pies. I am talking about Bugsy Malone and as it
:04:28. > :04:46.celebrates its 40th anniversary this summer, I am on the trail of some
:04:47. > :04:52.gangsters. Come in. I am Clare, I am a singer and I am looking for...
:04:53. > :05:00.Singer! I don't need a singer, come back tomorrow. It is by Alan Parker,
:05:01. > :05:09.set in New York and filmed in the UK, the cast was played by children.
:05:10. > :05:15.200! It is the education system that has maintained its popularity. What
:05:16. > :05:21.school doesn't like Bugsy singalong. There is a brand-new bunch of
:05:22. > :05:29.talented actors in Hammersmith. Give this to Babyface. Snake eyes, give
:05:30. > :05:37.this to Babyface. Give this to Babyface. What am I talking about, I
:05:38. > :05:45.am Babyface. No you're not, I am Babyface. Sam's gang is all here.
:05:46. > :05:56.You haven't changed a bit. How old were you? I was 14. He was one of
:05:57. > :06:01.the old one. First day on set, was it Pinewood? It was, do you remember
:06:02. > :06:07.the first day, a huge set like that are built just for us. It was built
:06:08. > :06:11.on stilts to allow the steam come through the vents. It was like the
:06:12. > :06:20.best summer camp you could go to as a kid. You must have had a riot with
:06:21. > :06:24.the splurge guns. Not at first, it stunk like mad. With Alan, he
:06:25. > :06:31.treated all these young people as equals. He expected you to perform,
:06:32. > :06:39.we weren't looking around, we were making a film. Alan come up with a
:06:40. > :06:48.pan, he said you are going to carry the carpet. At the time, I was
:06:49. > :06:56.gutted, but it was brilliant. They became as iconic as the characters.
:06:57. > :07:01.The relationship between Jodie Foster and Alan Parker. Jodie Foster
:07:02. > :07:05.would get an line wrong and Alan Parker would shout at her and she
:07:06. > :07:12.would say, what ever! How could she speak to him like that. I went to
:07:13. > :07:22.get my haircut, I had this extreme haircut. I was sitting there
:07:23. > :07:30.devastated and I think she clocked it. You know what they do with hair
:07:31. > :07:34.like this, she put it on her lip and she said they make them into
:07:35. > :07:42.moustaches. I think she was trying to make me laugh. Sheridan, this is
:07:43. > :07:47.for you. It was lemon curd and I couldn't open my eyelids. They took
:07:48. > :07:54.me to the dressing room and puts me in the shower with all my clothes
:07:55. > :08:03.on. Having so much fun, and then we knew we had to die. So that was a
:08:04. > :08:07.bit sad. It is so long ago, I am wondering if my memories are
:08:08. > :08:21.correct. You weren't actually in it, dear. At the end of Bugsy, If You
:08:22. > :08:26.Give A Little Love, it was fantastic. Every human being can
:08:27. > :08:34.relate to that. Everybody is stressed well, considering it is a
:08:35. > :08:40.gangster war. It created a world for us that was so unique and there
:08:41. > :08:45.hasn't been a movie like it since. So this is show business.
:08:46. > :08:56.Easily one of the best movies ever. It is a great stage play as well.
:08:57. > :09:00.David Brent is back, he is on tour with his band, at Foregone
:09:01. > :09:07.Conclusion. I know what an Michael Ball fan is like. Go on then,
:09:08. > :09:16.described. She is here. It is embarrassing. Who do you think David
:09:17. > :09:20.Brent would like his fans to be? I think he would want quite rock and
:09:21. > :09:27.roll, he wants to be cool and he isn't. He wants to be famous and he
:09:28. > :09:35.isn't famous enough. Someone like, Mick Jagger or Bruce Springsteen.
:09:36. > :09:40.It's never going to happen. You have taken Brent to the big screen and it
:09:41. > :09:45.is a bold move, and it happened in an interesting way, quite organic? I
:09:46. > :09:52.said I wouldn't bring back The Office, and I haven't. It would be
:09:53. > :09:59.weird, the people sat at the same desks after 15 years. And they cost
:10:00. > :10:04.too much. I said it would have to be different enough and I resisted it.
:10:05. > :10:08.On the tenth anniversary, the BBC got me to do some introductions for
:10:09. > :10:12.their iPlayer. I saw the old episodes I hadn't seen for ten
:10:13. > :10:18.years, and I laughed. Then I did something for comic relief, a little
:10:19. > :10:23.sketch. It had been long enough and it was a six minute sketch. I had to
:10:24. > :10:40.think about what he would be doing now, so I made him a wrap. He thinks
:10:41. > :10:48.he's Simon Cowell. We had a song called Equality Street. I suddenly
:10:49. > :10:54.realised I had seven or eight David Brent songs. We did a gig as David
:10:55. > :10:59.Brent with this great band from razor light and they got together.
:11:00. > :11:05.Why would David Brent have this amazing band, he is paying for it.
:11:06. > :11:07.It is a vanity project, he is haemorrhaging cash, cashing in
:11:08. > :11:13.pensions and that was the idea of the movie. A man, so desperate for
:11:14. > :11:18.fame was spending his hard earned money on one more shot. The books
:11:19. > :11:26.his little toe and expect someone to come and sign him. He hasn't changed
:11:27. > :11:33.a lot? No, but what has changed is the world around him. He was 39, the
:11:34. > :11:38.boss and a bit of a prat, now he is not the boss, he is 55 and it is
:11:39. > :11:42.full of alpha males. We have had the apprentice when they come on and
:11:43. > :11:48.say, I will destroy anyone who gets in my way. So he is the underdog.
:11:49. > :11:53.This is a lovely clip of David talking. I have been out with all
:11:54. > :12:01.sorts of girls, rich, poor, white girls. Finn girls, fat girls. I went
:12:02. > :12:10.out with a very big lady, lovely, bubbly. Beautiful eyes. Everyone was
:12:11. > :12:14.saying, Brent, if she loses weight, it she will be a stunner. And she
:12:15. > :12:24.did lose weight, but she wasn't a stunner. It is so wrong, it is
:12:25. > :12:27.hysterical. He is accidentally offensive, he tries to please
:12:28. > :12:31.everyone and say the right thing, but because he isn't sure, it is
:12:32. > :12:38.about the white, middle-class Bankston and he knows about
:12:39. > :12:43.political correctness, he is not homophobic, racist or sexist, but he
:12:44. > :12:49.panics and he digs himself a whole. Is there an element of you in him?
:12:50. > :13:00.There is an element of all others in him, we all want to be loved, we all
:13:01. > :13:04.want to be filmed. He has this relationship with fame that is
:13:05. > :13:08.unhealthy. It has got worse. Fame has changed, it is insatiable and he
:13:09. > :13:15.thinks it will sort everything out and it won't. He just needs to be
:13:16. > :13:18.himself. It is a fabulous film. David Brent: Life on the Road it is
:13:19. > :13:23.in cinemas from the 19th of August. We've been counting down
:13:24. > :13:25.to the Olympics all week and in less than five hours,
:13:26. > :13:28.the Opening Ceremony kicks off. Colin Jackson will be just
:13:29. > :13:32.one of the BBC faces taking you through 16 days
:13:33. > :13:35.of incredible sport. Before Colin flew to Rio,
:13:36. > :13:37.Christine Walkden took the former medal winner and his TV star sister
:13:38. > :13:54.on a holiday made of memories. It was the hot summer of 76. Elton
:13:55. > :14:00.John and Kiki Dee were number one. Colin Jackson and his sister were
:14:01. > :14:09.driving to Brixham for their first big family holiday. This is
:14:10. > :14:14.brilliant. I remember seeing the harbour for the first time and being
:14:15. > :14:18.wowed by it. I had never been to a fishing port like this. What wowed
:14:19. > :14:23.me were the colour of the houses. They had made the drive from Cardiff
:14:24. > :14:31.in their dad's beloveds Ford Cortina. I remember it being daddy's
:14:32. > :14:37.pride and joy. Really? Yes. We weren't allowed to eat and drink in
:14:38. > :14:44.the car. Their mum and dad came to Wales from Jamaica in the 1950s.
:14:45. > :14:49.Smile! They had saved from month to take the family to Brixham. We
:14:50. > :14:52.stayed in Pontin 's. I remember spending many nights before we
:14:53. > :14:58.actually arrived going through the brochure. We saw what my parents did
:14:59. > :15:02.to give us everything they gave us, so their hard work, commitment, they
:15:03. > :15:07.grafted in putting us in the position where we could have and do
:15:08. > :15:15.what we wanted to do. I would definitely choose them as my parents
:15:16. > :15:19.again. You cannot say better that. I think my dad took the entertainment
:15:20. > :15:25.a little bit too far, what do you reckon? He is getting in the mood.
:15:26. > :15:31.It is pretty rare to have one sibling who reaches the heights of
:15:32. > :15:37.competing for their country are becoming a successful TV actress.
:15:38. > :15:45.But that parents had two. Two highly successful, high-flyers. What was
:15:46. > :15:50.the recipe? They were keen in making is independent. That steered us and
:15:51. > :15:56.filled us with confidence. We were never told no, you cannot do this.
:15:57. > :16:01.Even though it was short lived, we got maximum support. Time to swap
:16:02. > :16:06.the Cortina for a boat trip along the English Riviera.
:16:07. > :16:14.This was the highlight, I can assure you. It does bring back fantastic
:16:15. > :16:18.memories, I tell you. Of what? Just being a child. As Colin reached the
:16:19. > :16:22.pinnacle of world athletics, his family were with him every step of
:16:23. > :16:28.the way. Watching Colin do the major races with my parents, we ran every
:16:29. > :16:34.hurdle. The relief and the joy at the end of it was just phenomenal.
:16:35. > :16:38.Jackson going well indeed. With the highs of victory came the lows of
:16:39. > :16:45.failure and in 92 Colin's dream of Olympic gold fell apart. The tension
:16:46. > :16:50.and pressure got to him. I ran a great first round then didn't warm
:16:51. > :16:56.up for the second round. I pulled a muscle, my left a. That completely
:16:57. > :17:05.through my race. Even now I watch that race. Even now I get upset. He
:17:06. > :17:10.was in supreme form. Did you feel guilty? Massively guilty. That
:17:11. > :17:16.feeling of guilt didn't leave me for a whole year. Until I broke the
:17:17. > :17:20.world record and I kind of felt, at least I've made some amendments to
:17:21. > :17:27.that awful performance. Jackson takes it, 12.9 one. A new world
:17:28. > :17:32.record for Colin Jackson. But the pressure to be the best was pushing
:17:33. > :17:38.Colin and his body to the limit. Looking back, I had what they call
:17:39. > :17:41.body dysmorphia. You end up taking things slightly extreme, really
:17:42. > :17:46.restrict the amount of food, because I felt I didn't look a certain way.
:17:47. > :17:53.It's an ugly position to be in, it's not a nice place to be. Now, on
:17:54. > :17:59.reflection, I was very silly lad, wasn't I? It is plain Colin has
:18:00. > :18:04.always had the love and support of his family, and his big sister,
:18:05. > :18:09.Suzanne. She is possibly one of the wisest people I know. Has he ever
:18:10. > :18:14.told you this before? I've heard whispers! LAUGHTER
:18:15. > :18:25.Nice fish and chips. Christine can take me on holiday any time. You say
:18:26. > :18:32.that... And I don't mean it. You have one of the most distinctive
:18:33. > :18:37.lasting comedy. A picture paints a thousand words, a laugh paints 50.
:18:38. > :18:43.I'm nervous, what's going on? We're going to show clips of you laughing
:18:44. > :18:51.and you have to guess who or what tickled you. Easy. I'm even annoyed
:18:52. > :19:00.by my last. We're calling this game... What you laughing at? It's a
:19:01. > :19:06.shocker. It's mad, like an explosion. You laughing at Warwick
:19:07. > :19:13.Davis, Stephen merchant or Ashley Jensen? That's in the corridor, it's
:19:14. > :19:17.Ashley Jensen, because I put her off. All I had to say was... She
:19:18. > :19:24.said that where are you going? I had to say if the idea. I threw in "The
:19:25. > :19:33.Ivy restaurant". Then every time I sat restaurant she laughed. That's
:19:34. > :19:41.it. I can't see a thing. Are you laughing at Louis CK, Karl
:19:42. > :19:45.Pilkington or Warwick Davis? LAUGHTER
:19:46. > :19:53.It doesn't sound like a laugh. Shall we give you a clue? It's not Louis
:19:54. > :20:02.CK. Something to do with pets. Is it not Warwick Davis as a frog? It's
:20:03. > :20:09.Karl Pilkington. Oh yeah. I don't know... It's a game of Mr and Mrs.
:20:10. > :20:15.The question was, something like... What was it? What were your pet
:20:16. > :20:19.hates? He said, when they go to the toilet everywhere. I said, it
:20:20. > :20:25.doesn't mean what do you hate about your pets, what are your pet hates?
:20:26. > :20:33.You'd never heard it before. This is what are laughing at? Nigel! Nigel!
:20:34. > :20:42.I dressed up my editor on the office. LAUGHTER
:20:43. > :20:46.Are used to get so creative. It was all found objects, it's a real art
:20:47. > :20:50.project. Everyday I would come up with something else. My favourite
:20:51. > :21:01.was when I wrapped in this paper and he was a prat-erpillar. I got the
:21:02. > :21:06.second one run, didn't I? He got there. This is a great game, I want
:21:07. > :21:10.to play more. You will love the next film, it's another game. It might be
:21:11. > :21:15.the first and possibly over the last time we do eight summer game show.
:21:16. > :21:18.Let's hope so. You heard of Who Wants to Be A Millionaire?, The
:21:19. > :21:23.Generation Game and Play Your Cards Right. They are brilliant. Alex
:21:24. > :21:27.Riley's show is nothing like them. Nothing sums up the holiday season
:21:28. > :21:33.better than the great British queue, from traffic jams to airports,
:21:34. > :21:38.Wimbledon to music festivals, roller-coaster rides to the humble
:21:39. > :21:42.ice cream van. Being British we obey the queue no matter how long, slow
:21:43. > :21:49.and frustrating they are, don't we everybody? Yes, Alex. But not today.
:21:50. > :21:55.Here at Alton Towers we're going to give three lucky families the chance
:21:56. > :21:57.to take part in The One Show's very own pop-up game show. It's time for
:21:58. > :22:15.jump the queue. The other three families. We're from
:22:16. > :22:20.ones grow! We're the Blake family from Leicestershire. Here's what
:22:21. > :22:24.they are playing for. The golden ticket that allows them to jump the
:22:25. > :22:32.queue on every ride all day long. Here are the rules. Each family will
:22:33. > :22:36.wrap one of their members using industrial strength toilet roll. In
:22:37. > :22:40.mummy racing. The two must thoroughly wrapped mummies, as
:22:41. > :22:44.chosen by our professional referee, will earn the right to go
:22:45. > :22:48.head-to-head in a first past the post race where the first one across
:22:49. > :22:55.the line wins the golden ticket that will allow them to jump the queue.
:22:56. > :22:59.Could our three designated mummys step forward?
:23:00. > :23:07.In this context, mummy refers to mummification. Not the gender of the
:23:08. > :23:13.contestants. It's over to our referee, Paul, to start the game.
:23:14. > :23:18.Remember only two mummies will earn the right to go through to the final
:23:19. > :23:23.race. And they will be chosen on just how well wrapped they are. The
:23:24. > :23:28.referee watching closely to make sure there is no funny business
:23:29. > :23:33.going on. What's your job? Making sure all the holes are covered. It's
:23:34. > :23:36.almost as if you've got some toilet roll on your face. Is that a nice
:23:37. > :23:45.feeling, somebody poking their fingers into your eyes? She does it
:23:46. > :23:49.all the time. Time up. May I say the quality of mummification has been
:23:50. > :23:56.some of the best we've seen all series. Well done. There is room for
:23:57. > :24:05.only two in the final race. It's over to Paul to eliminate one of the
:24:06. > :24:10.families. Paul is the daddy when it comes to mummies. Only total
:24:11. > :24:15.coverage and authentic eyeholes will be accepted by him. The two families
:24:16. > :24:21.who go through to the final round are for steel family and the Bogue
:24:22. > :24:24.family. Nobody leaves Jump The Queue empty-handed, so you can keep what's
:24:25. > :24:30.left of the role of industrial strength toilet roll. So to the
:24:31. > :24:35.final race of where the fastest mummy to cross the finish line will
:24:36. > :24:39.win the right to Jump The Queue. It's that simple. Take note of the
:24:40. > :24:44.golden rule, hoppers will be disqualified with no mercy. Our
:24:45. > :24:53.finalist at the starting line. Lots of nerves. And plenty of loo roll.
:24:54. > :24:59.When you're ready. They are off to a flyer with mummy Bogue taking an
:25:00. > :25:02.early lead. Mummy Steel lagging well behind, I can't believe it, it looks
:25:03. > :25:09.like it'll be all over, the crowd are going bonkers. It is mummy Bogue
:25:10. > :25:15.going to take it. Mummy Steel crosses the line. Until the last
:25:16. > :25:21.minute I thought of the Bogues had it in the bag but a late rush from
:25:22. > :25:29.the Steels meant it was too close to call. Alex, I have to say, rules are
:25:30. > :25:32.rules, I spotted a last-minute hop by mummy Steel. Therefore, I'm
:25:33. > :25:37.awarding this want of the Bogue family. CHEERING
:25:38. > :25:47.How do you feel? I thought we'd lost. Here is your Jump The Queue
:25:48. > :25:52.golden ticket. That's how we played Jump The Queue!
:25:53. > :25:58.That mummy thing isn't going to take off, is it? Not going to work.
:25:59. > :26:04.That's nearly all for tonight and the next two weeks. We'll be back on
:26:05. > :26:07.Monday 22nd August. In the meantime you'll have to make do with the
:26:08. > :26:12.Olympics, which is going to be brilliant. Thanks to Ricky, David
:26:13. > :26:20.Brent: Life on the Road is in cinema soon. Go and see it.
:26:21. > :26:22.But now, playing us out with his single 'Love Hate',
:26:23. > :26:25.from his album of the very same name, both out now,
:26:26. > :26:35.# Calling all the people here to see the show
:26:36. > :26:40.# Calling for my demons now to let me go
:26:41. > :26:51.# I need something, give me something wonderful
:26:52. > :27:00.# She won't take me somewhere I'm not supposed to be
:27:01. > :27:03.# You can't steal the things that god has given me
:27:04. > :27:15.# No more pain and no more shame and misery
:27:16. > :27:20.# You can't take me down You can't break me down
:27:21. > :27:40.# I can see a place of trouble and I'm on the verge
:27:41. > :27:53.# For the love of everybody I did something wrong
:27:54. > :28:06.# Now I feel some days of trouble
:28:07. > :28:34.# Calling all the people here to see the show
:28:35. > :28:39.# Calling for my demons now to let me go
:28:40. > :28:52.# I need something, give me something wonderful
:28:53. > :28:59.# You can't take me down, you can't break me down, you can't take me
:29:00. > :29:11.down #. APPLAUSE CHEERING
:29:12. > :29:14.20,000 square miles of rugged coastline,