:00:17. > :00:18.Welcome to The One Show with Angela Scanlon.
:00:19. > :00:28.We have an all-singin', all-dancin', all-dunkin'
:00:29. > :00:37.Two of the world-famous Harlem Globetrotters have been
:00:38. > :00:53.The deliberate forecast is 100% chance of Globetrotters. Let's see
:00:54. > :00:56.that again! Look at that! APPLAUSE
:00:57. > :01:00.That's 'Flight Time' Lang and 'Slick Willie' Shaw.
:01:01. > :01:05.And they are here! APPLAUSE
:01:06. > :01:09.But two players don't make a team, so lining up for the Globetrotters
:01:10. > :01:11.today, alongside Slick Willie and Flight Time, it's
:01:12. > :01:30.APPLAUSE Here she comes!
:01:31. > :01:38.We've also got Sir Tony 'Cunning Plan' Robinson!
:01:39. > :01:41.And, making his One Show debut, it's comedian Rob 'Tooth Fairy' Beckett!
:01:42. > :01:49.APPLAUSE Lovely! Thank you, boys. We will be
:01:50. > :01:52.talking to you very shortly and might even have a little game
:01:53. > :02:01.outside, if you don't mind. There you are! Your Globetrotter names.
:02:02. > :02:06.Goodness me. What a team! It is a very strange basketball crew, us
:02:07. > :02:14.three, I would say... I think you are helping on the height, because
:02:15. > :02:16.we would be struggling without Miranda. I bet you were always
:02:17. > :02:27.picked as the first woman on a netball team? But I didn't play
:02:28. > :02:31.netball. I was a county player actually... Don't sound so
:02:32. > :02:35.surprised! I'm not particularly competitive, I just love sport.
:02:36. > :02:46.Tennis as well. But I'd love to try this. And you will! This is a bigger
:02:47. > :02:52.ball than I'm used to! Rob, you're quite sporty. Yes, but basketball's
:02:53. > :02:56.never been my game. I play football. I'm not built for it. There is a
:02:57. > :03:08.very small member of the Harlem Globetrotters. Five foot two. Five
:03:09. > :03:14.foot to? Yes, sorry, did I ruin that. Newsround the big surprise!
:03:15. > :03:19.Tony, are you looking forward to meeting these guys? Yes, I want to
:03:20. > :03:23.defend against the tall guy. Bring him down! You will eat your words. I
:03:24. > :03:31.actually want to see that! Before our first film we'd
:03:32. > :03:33.like to reassure you that contrary to what you might have read
:03:34. > :03:36.in the papers about MI5 spying on you through your TVs,
:03:37. > :03:38.nobody will be snooping But if you think something fishy
:03:39. > :03:42.is going on, do e-mail Anyway, The One Show may look neat
:03:43. > :03:53.and tidy, but backstage That is where Dave keeps his props,
:03:54. > :03:57.the spare sofa and his plastic animal collection -
:03:58. > :03:59.because you never know when it Yes, getting rid of clutter
:04:00. > :04:06.and building waste can be a real pain, but that's no
:04:07. > :04:07.excuse for fly-tipping, which is on the rise
:04:08. > :04:09.across the country. Dom has been to find
:04:10. > :04:11.out whether the latest enforcement action
:04:12. > :04:24.will make a difference. Strolling across rolling fields,
:04:25. > :04:33.fresh green grass on the fit, then you come across... A stinking cold
:04:34. > :04:37.setee! It seems more and more of our green and pleasant land is being
:04:38. > :04:42.covered by people's junk, left by fly-tippers. Clearing up this
:04:43. > :04:47.illegally dumped waste is costing a fortune. Last year councils fought
:04:48. > :04:56.out a staggering ?15 million to tackle the mess. Some of that money
:04:57. > :05:01.was spent here. This 1's picturesque corner of Kent is regularly being
:05:02. > :05:05.blighted by tippers who dumped tonnes of commercial and household
:05:06. > :05:10.waste here every week. This has all come out of the house... This local
:05:11. > :05:15.resident, Steve, is worried about the health risks caused by the mess.
:05:16. > :05:20.You also have to think about the vermin attracted, the next thing.
:05:21. > :05:24.The years to say that Kent was a Garden of England. Yes, embarrassed
:05:25. > :05:32.this is on our doorstep, and very angry that a once thriving area has
:05:33. > :05:35.become like this. I don't see the council rushing down here today to
:05:36. > :05:44.clean up some of this mess. To clear this last time was, and told, in the
:05:45. > :05:50.region of 7- ?8 million. You could spend thousands. It'll come back.
:05:51. > :05:56.Fly-tippers often operate late at night, but not here. Earlier this
:05:57. > :05:59.year one local resident managed to capture this fitted on their mobile
:06:00. > :06:05.phone in broad daylight, as a gang of fly-tippers illegally dumped on
:06:06. > :06:10.this very spot. What do you think can be done with this? In my
:06:11. > :06:16.personal opinion fly-tipping is far too kind a phrase. What would you
:06:17. > :06:21.say? Environmental vandals. This has now got to an epidemic. The
:06:22. > :06:27.fly-tipping here is showing no signs of stopping and it is a problem not
:06:28. > :06:34.unique to this area. Sites like this are becoming increasingly
:06:35. > :06:46.problematic across the UK. Like here, in Staffordshire, where this
:06:47. > :06:53.lorry-load of rubbish was dumped last month. There has been a 4% rise
:06:54. > :06:58.from the previous year it in fly-tipping, with the majority
:06:59. > :07:03.involving household waste. What is being done to put a lid on
:07:04. > :07:07.fly-tipping? The local chairman of the local government Association
:07:08. > :07:13.hopes that new rules brought in last year will help. We got a ?400 on the
:07:14. > :07:16.spot fine, no messing about. What we are seeing is a huge rise,
:07:17. > :07:20.particularly in the commercial type of fly-tipping, where people will
:07:21. > :07:25.say, I will clear your house, clear your garden, for a bit of cash in
:07:26. > :07:32.hand, then we find it dumped in our countryside. And the authorities now
:07:33. > :07:37.have another more potent weapon in their mission to wipe out
:07:38. > :07:41.fly-tipping. This CCTV footage shows the owner of a van repeatedly
:07:42. > :07:47.dumping waste in the north of England. In the past the fly-tipper
:07:48. > :07:51.might have got off with a fine or court, but the local council help
:07:52. > :07:57.the police seize his van and crush it. Local authorities now have the
:07:58. > :08:02.powers to do the same two vehicles they suspect are being used in waste
:08:03. > :08:05.crime. Taking people to court was costing the council taxpayer more
:08:06. > :08:10.than we were seeing in fines and actually we believed it was not a
:08:11. > :08:13.real deterrent. We were seeing the same faces, same vehicles, back out
:08:14. > :08:17.there the very same day, so the ability to take away the cause of
:08:18. > :08:23.their trade and stop this scourge we have seen across the country, that's
:08:24. > :08:27.it. What is your message to fly-tippers out there right now? It
:08:28. > :08:31.is over, the end of the road. We will use the full extent of our
:08:32. > :08:35.powers. We will fine you come across your vehicles, so no longer will you
:08:36. > :08:40.be able to blight our environment and our communities with this
:08:41. > :08:46.rubbish. So there you have it. If you are a fly-tipper, beware,
:08:47. > :08:53.because if you don't stop dumping your junk, then it could be your
:08:54. > :08:57.wheels, not your waist, that ends up on the heap.
:08:58. > :09:07.It was freezing out there! So cold that they! You were prepped and
:09:08. > :09:13.ready for action. I'm
:09:14. > :09:17.sure a lot of people were delighted to see that
:09:18. > :09:19.van being crushed - is that something that is
:09:20. > :09:35.going to happen a lot? Yes, Croydon Council have crushed 11
:09:36. > :09:38.of these last weekend. Often it is dark and late at night, but what
:09:39. > :09:43.they are doing now is finding that the vehicle is guilty. They can find
:09:44. > :09:47.the registration plate and link it to their bank, so if you are guilty
:09:48. > :09:52.you will get crushed. Be careful, because you can see, I wasn't there,
:09:53. > :09:55.but they will get your car. And fly-tipping is right at the top of
:09:56. > :09:59.the list. What other ways are they using to try to catch people? There
:10:00. > :10:03.were huge amount of complaints about it. Buckinghamshire at the moment,
:10:04. > :10:09.for example, are convicting on average one person a week, and
:10:10. > :10:16.Croydon, south London again, they have a great idea. If you are
:10:17. > :10:19.convicted of a environmental crime they have a hall of shame online, so
:10:20. > :10:23.we have a picture of a guy in a tipper truck dumping his rubbish. It
:10:24. > :10:31.is disgusting. Doesn't want to get his shoes dirty! He could have got
:10:32. > :10:37.his foot caught, look at that. That guy got a year in prison for that.
:10:38. > :10:42.We have a picture of a guy in South Derbyshire who, if you look, it is a
:10:43. > :10:47.tumble dryer, effectively tumbling out of his hands... In of shorts as
:10:48. > :10:55.well! Doesn't care! That costing ?1200 so they are clamping down.
:10:56. > :10:59.LAUGHTER Some of the excuses these people
:11:00. > :11:04.gave to justify their actions are quite laughable. We have some of
:11:05. > :11:12.them here actually, from actual fly-tippers. Tony, if you could read
:11:13. > :11:16.that one, that's yours, and Rob, that's yours. These are actual
:11:17. > :11:17.excuses from one people have been caught fly-tipping. Will you start,
:11:18. > :11:43.Miranda? I would love to! "I thought the green waste
:11:44. > :11:46.in the back of the van After I realised it wasn't
:11:47. > :11:50.on fire I couldn't put it back in the van as I had
:11:51. > :11:53.to collect my son from school." "I dropped my phone
:11:54. > :11:57.and there was so much rubbish in the car that I
:11:58. > :11:59.could hardly find it. I cleared the rubbish out
:12:00. > :12:07.so I could find the phone." How can I follow that? I have
:12:08. > :12:09.visions of Baldric in court. LAUGHTER
:12:10. > :12:12."It was my van, but I had lent it to this other
:12:13. > :12:14.man who is now not answering my calls.
:12:15. > :12:25.Thank you all very much indeed. Miranda, before we came near we were
:12:26. > :12:28.speaking about this... News. -- before we came on a.
:12:29. > :12:31.Miranda, you're joining the cast of Annie.
:12:32. > :12:35.But we've been looking through your back catalogue,
:12:36. > :13:00.APPLAUSE I like that.
:13:01. > :13:10.And were you a big Annie fan? Yes, a huge fine. Every night after school
:13:11. > :13:15.I would put on the elderly, because I am very old, and I would play
:13:16. > :13:21.every part to an imaginary audience of about 200,000 -- I would put on
:13:22. > :13:28.the LP, because I am very old. I never thought it was something I
:13:29. > :13:34.would do. How did it happen? Look at that! It is actually happening!
:13:35. > :13:38.About September, October ten, I rang a friend in musical theatre and said
:13:39. > :13:42.I would really like to do something different. I said I wanted to
:13:43. > :13:45.challenge myself. I ask if there was any chance I could ever do musical
:13:46. > :13:52.theatre, cause I would love to sing and dance, finally, and this person
:13:53. > :13:55.said, well, I think Annie might be coming to the West End so I will put
:13:56. > :13:59.your name forward. I thought this might be a part I couldn't because
:14:00. > :14:02.it is such a big grotesque comedy character that it doesn't matter
:14:03. > :14:06.that have not had vast musical theatre experience before, and they
:14:07. > :14:12.offered me the role! Goodness me. Thinking to that LP, all those
:14:13. > :14:18.songs, every night, you are just living the dream, aren't you? Yes,
:14:19. > :14:22.it is weird. The dream hits you in the face, but the reality... It is
:14:23. > :14:28.quite different, quite hard-core. And Tony, you were in mono film as a
:14:29. > :14:32.young lad. What are your memories of being on stage as a youngster? You
:14:33. > :14:40.didn't really think of it as being in front of the audience. Just with
:14:41. > :14:45.ten or 11 other blokes, messing about, and if anything went wrong
:14:46. > :14:50.you were told to smile, and be happy. It doesn't matter if you walk
:14:51. > :14:52.into the fireplace, dropped a prop, wet yourself, sneeze, just keep
:14:53. > :14:56.smiling so the audience think everything is great!
:14:57. > :15:02.LAUGHTER Did you ever fancier, Rob? At the
:15:03. > :15:06.West End? I have never really been that much, to be fair. The
:15:07. > :15:15.Theatreland, is that what they call it? When I went they did about ten
:15:16. > :15:29.minutes in French and I thought, I never signed up for this! What show
:15:30. > :15:36.did you see? Warhorse! I thought you said Worrels... Yes, I was with you,
:15:37. > :15:42.I was there. It all starts on the 23rd of May? Yes, and it opens
:15:43. > :15:48.around the 6th of June, I think. And you also have a book coming out.
:15:49. > :15:55.Yes, I am having the time of my life at the moment. Musical theatre, and
:15:56. > :16:00.I have written this book. On your table... We have put it on the big
:16:01. > :16:05.screen, don't worry. I wrote it for Comic Relief, 365 ideas, one for
:16:06. > :16:10.every day of the year, the other silly moment to make your day more
:16:11. > :16:15.fun and jolly and caring, promoting kindness, and all the proceeds, my
:16:16. > :16:20.proceeds, go to Comic Relief, so I am a passionate about it. Can you
:16:21. > :16:22.give us an example of one of these fun tasks? Yes, I have been doing it
:16:23. > :16:38.recently. I thought I had better road test it.
:16:39. > :16:45.We opened it and one of them was do a blindfold purchase in any shop. Me
:16:46. > :16:50.and a friend went in, he closed his eyes and he had to buy the first
:16:51. > :16:58.thing he put his hand on. Whatever it was, he had to buy it and then
:16:59. > :17:02.give it to someone in the street. He bought some Coffey granules. Which
:17:03. > :17:08.was weird to go and hand out in the street. But it led to a funny
:17:09. > :17:15.conversation with the guy. He was saying, are you giving me these
:17:16. > :17:21.coffee granules? I said yes. Then he shouted back and said, it's been
:17:22. > :17:27.great, but I don't drink coffee. There is one for every day. You need
:17:28. > :17:30.a friend to take you and do that one. Because going in blind folded
:17:31. > :17:44.and trying to pay would be a nightmare. That is out tomorrow.
:17:45. > :17:54.Right, who wants to see a crazy shot from a Harlem Globetrotter?
:17:55. > :18:14.Another trick shot. Wow! If that landed on the street, would that be
:18:15. > :18:22.fly-tipping? Beautiful. Another trick shot from
:18:23. > :18:24.the Globetrotters in a bit. I wonder if it has anything to do
:18:25. > :18:27.with that fork-lift truck that went Some of you might remember back
:18:28. > :18:31.in 2015 when The one Show reunited Watching that at home
:18:32. > :18:37.was somebody anxious to find out As soon as we got his email
:18:38. > :18:50.Angellica was on the case. 18-year-old Brian is a father of
:18:51. > :18:59.three with three grandchildren. HeLa saw his own father when he was ten
:19:00. > :19:05.years old outside his home in Essex. This is number 50. It has changed
:19:06. > :19:10.absolutely unbelievably. He hasn't been back here since he and his mum
:19:11. > :19:16.moved out of the house in 1946, leaving his dad behind. The truck
:19:17. > :19:22.reversed up here. The furniture just came out to the door and onto the
:19:23. > :19:29.back of the truck. I was told to jump in the truck, and after it
:19:30. > :19:37.went. His father, Walter married Ellen Dyson in 1933. Their only son
:19:38. > :19:41.Brian was born in 1936. But that marriage broke down when Brian was
:19:42. > :19:47.ten years old and he was taken away to start a new life with his mother
:19:48. > :19:53.and grandparents in Southall. His father, Walter was never spoken of
:19:54. > :19:57.again. For 70 years, Brian has been haunted by the question of what
:19:58. > :20:01.happened to his dad. After seeing a successful family reunion on the one
:20:02. > :20:08.Show comity contacted us to see if we could help. What do you remember
:20:09. > :20:14.about your father? Very little. He was tall, slim. I think what
:20:15. > :20:19.happened, in my mind, I think a lot of it has been blanked out as a
:20:20. > :20:22.defence mechanism. It must have been hard as a young boy to have your
:20:23. > :20:29.father in your life one minutes, then not the next? I was effectively
:20:30. > :20:34.abandoned, if you think of it. I think I was a lonely person, even
:20:35. > :20:40.when I was married and having children, I was lonely. I think it
:20:41. > :20:44.might have been a result of the background and experience. Brian has
:20:45. > :20:48.heard a family room his father went on to remarry and may have other
:20:49. > :20:54.children he would like to trace. Is this really important to you? Yes. I
:20:55. > :20:59.don't know how much longer I have got to live. I would like to contact
:21:00. > :21:04.what is the other half of my family, before I die. How do you trace
:21:05. > :21:12.information about somebody who was last seen 70 years ago. Our expert
:21:13. > :21:17.has been scouring records to build a picture of Brian's father did after
:21:18. > :21:23.separating from his mother. These records are incredible they confirm
:21:24. > :21:29.his father Walter was working at the shoe factory in East Tilbury in
:21:30. > :21:35.1947. That means he stayed in the area after his marriage broke down
:21:36. > :21:40.in 1946. These records don't tell us what happened to falter after 1947.
:21:41. > :21:47.The next thing I had to do was search the death and probate
:21:48. > :21:55.indexes. I found an entry for Walter which confirmed he died in 1965. He
:21:56. > :22:03.hadn't left a will, but the index left another name, his widow. When
:22:04. > :22:10.Victoria died in 2010, she did leave a will. It names two daughters,
:22:11. > :22:16.Glenda and Alexander. Could they be Brian's half Sisters? When Cat wrote
:22:17. > :22:20.to them, they confirmed Walter was their father. They are keen to meet
:22:21. > :22:26.their big brother and they have a treasure trove of photographs of the
:22:27. > :22:31.dad they adored. It is time for me to tell Brian the news. So, we have
:22:32. > :22:39.managed to find out some information for you. Well. The first thing we
:22:40. > :22:48.found out is your father sadly passed away in 1965. He was 61 years
:22:49. > :22:56.of age. Really? Wow. Cat managed to get hold of a picture of your
:22:57. > :23:04.father, would you like to see it? Yes, please. Does he look like me,
:23:05. > :23:08.do you think? When I saw it, that is what I thought. It is the only
:23:09. > :23:14.picture I have seen of my father. It is lovely. More good news for Brian.
:23:15. > :23:21.Find out later when Brian meets his Sisters for the first time.
:23:22. > :23:34.So much for Brian to take in. Rob, you are living with your in-laws, it
:23:35. > :23:39.must be hard to take in. It is difficult to take in because my
:23:40. > :23:47.mother-in-law is watching. It has been a blessing, I would prefer to
:23:48. > :23:52.be at home! You are marrying into this new family, new material fur,
:23:53. > :23:59.but do you avoid it like the plague? I talk about it a lot, they are
:24:00. > :24:03.lovely. Living in the house, is always different. They are different
:24:04. > :24:09.to my family, middle-class, so polite. How was your day? My house
:24:10. > :24:15.is just screaming and shouting. I shared a room with my brother until
:24:16. > :24:21.21. I would be in bed and he would come in early in the morning and
:24:22. > :24:25.just play Fifa. That would be fine. I have made my father-in-law jump
:24:26. > :24:34.out of his skin 100 times. I have been there a month. They said I was
:24:35. > :24:39.too quiet, and now I have gone the other way. Let's have a little look
:24:40. > :24:46.at you, talking about your wife. Very lucky to be married. I am an
:24:47. > :24:52.odd looking fella. I am an acquired taste. I am like Marmite in an
:24:53. > :24:59.oyster. I don't know who made me, he was taking the mix. Must have been
:25:00. > :25:07.for 40 5pm on Friday. One more human while we are here, let's get another
:25:08. > :25:13.one left over. Teeth for 11 people. There you were on Michael McIntire's
:25:14. > :25:20.show. You have been on a successful tour. You lengthened the tour? It
:25:21. > :25:26.finishes on the 9th of April. It has gone on since 2015. It never stops.
:25:27. > :25:32.I have had a kid since I started the tour. I chose that image, it does
:25:33. > :25:40.the job. When I don't do anything, I am the geezer with the teeth. You
:25:41. > :25:46.were reading reviews and they always mentioned your smiles? Not a
:25:47. > :25:53.reviews, people shouting it at me. Teeth! As if I didn't know. They go,
:25:54. > :25:58.you are the bloke with all the teeth, like I have nicked them from
:25:59. > :26:03.everyone else. I just had to respond. If I get in there first,
:26:04. > :26:12.then they can't. We have a picture of you when you were young and you
:26:13. > :26:16.were covering your teeth up. At that point, my nickname was Tombstone but
:26:17. > :26:22.I have had these front teeth since I was six and they are too big for me
:26:23. > :26:30.now. When am I going to grow into them, when are they going to fit? Oh
:26:31. > :26:37.dear. You can see them, they are too much, aren't they. We love your
:26:38. > :26:43.teeth. When I laugh, they try and escape out of my head. Has your
:26:44. > :26:50.daughter got NEETs yet? She is teething and all I can say is sorry.
:26:51. > :26:58.She can demolish a corn on the cob in seconds. They have done well for
:26:59. > :27:02.you. You met Prince Charles? Yes, you know everybody does Prince
:27:03. > :27:12.Charles voice and I thought I will do an exaggerated version. He is so,
:27:13. > :27:18.so posh. Obviously, he is the future king. You know when they are so
:27:19. > :27:28.posh, they just mumble in posh. We didn't understand each other. What
:27:29. > :27:34.did you say to him? He said, do you live in South East London? And I
:27:35. > :27:36.said yes, come around for a cup of tea if you want.
:27:37. > :27:39.Well, we wanted to see if any of your wife's poshness
:27:40. > :27:58.We will work out how posh you are. We are calling it Top of the Posh.
:27:59. > :28:02.First Question, what do you call the last meal of the day?
:28:03. > :28:14.Depends how many drinks I have had. I do say supper, I think. When do
:28:15. > :28:18.you have supper? Supper, you have your dinner at seven o'clock, eight
:28:19. > :28:29.o'clock, supper is like a ten o'clock biscuit. You are in your
:28:30. > :28:36.pyjamas. I don't define my meals. Tony, what do you call it? When I
:28:37. > :28:48.was a kid, it was my tea. Now it is my dinner. Certainly. What do you
:28:49. > :29:00.call the smallest room in the house? The front room. The cupboard. Where
:29:01. > :29:15.did you first go on holiday? Butlins. Down the shops. Devon.
:29:16. > :29:23.Tenerife. Tenerife. I was nine. I couldn't believe how hot it was. I
:29:24. > :29:34.was like, we are in another country. There was painting, Swanage and
:29:35. > :29:38.Torquay on the south coast. Rob is on tour in the UK with Mouth Of The
:29:39. > :29:41.South only 15 shows left. We interview a lot of experts
:29:42. > :29:45.for this show but I don't think any of them have been put on the spot
:29:46. > :29:48.by one of our presenters quite Yes, she put her reputation as one
:29:49. > :29:52.of our finest forensic Let's see if it's
:29:53. > :30:04.a decision she'll regret. When it comes to crime scene
:30:05. > :30:09.investigations, cases can hinge on tiny microscopic details like hares,
:30:10. > :30:15.saliva or blood. But what if the only evidence of a crime is mud?
:30:16. > :30:19.Surprisingly, evidence from mud has been used to link dozens of
:30:20. > :30:26.murderers to the scenes of their crimes. How precise can it be? I
:30:27. > :30:30.have been for a welcome some in Scotland's 30,000 square miles and I
:30:31. > :30:36.am setting forensic scientists challenge. Can they put me in a
:30:37. > :30:38.specific place, using only the mud on my boots? The exact location is
:30:39. > :30:54.hidden in this and below. I am going to Professor Lorna Dawson
:30:55. > :30:58.and her team, the UK's top forensic scientists. The clues within the
:30:59. > :31:04.soil can tell us where that person has stood. We are looking for
:31:05. > :31:09.fragmentation, hairs and fibrous, to compare that with the crime scene.
:31:10. > :31:13.How close can Lorna get to pinpointing where I have been
:31:14. > :31:17.walking? Firstly, the physical inspection can reveal quite a lot.
:31:18. > :31:21.Because there is a very small proportion of sand in the sample it
:31:22. > :31:26.tells us it has not come from a beach environment, a riverbed type
:31:27. > :31:33.environment, it does not have fibrous peat in it so we know you
:31:34. > :31:40.have not likely what on a peat bog. Looking at the soil, Lorna's expert
:31:41. > :31:43.eye rolls out parts of Scotland I definitely haven't been, but the
:31:44. > :31:47.next step is to underline the geology of the area I was walking
:31:48. > :31:54.in, and for that Professor Steve Hillier uses expert crystallography.
:31:55. > :31:57.It to have a strong relationship to the rock type underneath, the
:31:58. > :32:04.so-called parent material. Scotland sits on top of dozens of slightly
:32:05. > :32:09.different rock types, clearly marked on geological maps. To clarify the
:32:10. > :32:14.exact mineral make up of my mind, he can work out what kind of rock lies
:32:15. > :32:17.underneath. Underneath we have the zeolite and a mineral called a
:32:18. > :32:21.pyroxene, some I thought straightaway is this must come from
:32:22. > :32:27.some sort of igneous rock. Knowing it sat on top of igneous or volcanic
:32:28. > :32:30.rock means he can start to narrow down likely locations. It matches
:32:31. > :32:36.closely with the kind of igneous rocks you find around Edinburgh and
:32:37. > :32:40.Stirling. Also hidden in the soil is biological evidence for the small to
:32:41. > :32:43.be seen by the naked eye. This specialist is using a powerful
:32:44. > :32:49.microscope to look at the soil in minute detail. Some cereal pollen,
:32:50. > :32:53.suggesting a medal or a field probably surrounded by an area where
:32:54. > :32:58.cereals would be cultivated. What else? Spores produced by fungi that
:32:59. > :33:05.grows on the don of animals. Finally Lorna cross-references my sample to
:33:06. > :33:09.a database of thousands of soils across Scotland. She is now ready to
:33:10. > :33:20.reveal her results, starting by eliminating wishy things I haven't
:33:21. > :33:23.been. Lorna, tell me about your results. You didn't go there, you
:33:24. > :33:28.did not go to people in the areas, you were not on an arable farm. We
:33:29. > :33:32.are excluding all the areas in Scotland with conifers growing. We
:33:33. > :33:37.then look at the carbon content of the soil. We add in all of those
:33:38. > :33:42.different layers... It doesn't leave much, does it? We are going to be
:33:43. > :33:45.scattered location of possible -- scattered collection of possible
:33:46. > :33:51.locations having ruled out most of Scotland. Next she has defended what
:33:52. > :33:56.matches the Rock profile from Steve's crystallography. One of the
:33:57. > :34:05.key questions is the soil, the geology, the underlying bedrock. One
:34:06. > :34:09.of the areas we thought most closely compared was one of these... In here
:34:10. > :34:22.is the actual answer. I'm quite nervous! So here there's... Just as
:34:23. > :34:34.you said, the Dell mini estate, you are bang on!
:34:35. > :34:42.Dalmeny Estate. She pinpointed exactly where I was.
:34:43. > :34:48.STUDIO: I feel like we need to applaud science.
:34:49. > :34:55.APPLAUSE Tony, the mud on your boots tells us
:34:56. > :35:06.where you have been. Yes. From west to east, for your new series,
:35:07. > :35:12.Coast-to-coast. Yes, I went our way across, not in one go, of course.
:35:13. > :35:18.When you started you met an acquaintance? Yes, was the start of
:35:19. > :35:23.an eight-week shoot, and the very first person I interviewed was by
:35:24. > :35:32.coincidence Rowan Atkinson's physics teacher! You start the walk there in
:35:33. > :35:38.Saint bees and you're supposed to put a pebble in your pocket then
:35:39. > :35:41.walked all the way across, and the block their used to teach physics.
:35:42. > :35:52.And that didn't even make it into the episode? -- the bloke there is
:35:53. > :35:56.to teach. And one of the reasons I wanted to do the show was not just
:35:57. > :35:59.the walking or the history, which I have done before, but it was really
:36:00. > :36:04.engaging with the people living on that route. It is a tough life up
:36:05. > :36:07.there, and for instance when fit and mouth disease Kemen people had to
:36:08. > :36:12.develop new businesses, and I was fascinated by the resilience of
:36:13. > :36:18.these people. Some of these people have started a new brewery and they
:36:19. > :36:27.asked me to help. Let's have a look at you there. I did offer to help
:36:28. > :36:33.out today but lugging 25 kilos of barley was not what I expected.
:36:34. > :36:38.Please keep hold of the hand rail! I am not intending to let go! This
:36:39. > :36:47.Bali was developed specifically for brewing by Cambridge University in
:36:48. > :36:53.the 60s -- this pot-mac. Hello, Mark. You could have taken it from
:36:54. > :37:02.the bottom of the steps, you know! STUDIO: Lovely! Strong as an ox!
:37:03. > :37:06.Miranda at me if I feel fit and in shape, and my legs feel good, but
:37:07. > :37:18.the top half of my body, so rubbish! I was really dying out there. Can I
:37:19. > :37:22.get a lift? -- and they get a lift? I don't think they can afford one
:37:23. > :37:28.yet. As a Londoner, what did you make of it all? Have you spent much
:37:29. > :37:33.time they are? As a Londoner I have always perceived England as it went
:37:34. > :37:37.down, the A1, the M1, so I know how it fits together, but from side to
:37:38. > :37:43.side, I have never really had an impression of what is going on. I
:37:44. > :37:49.didn't really know about the lakes, the staggeringly beautiful deals,
:37:50. > :37:55.the North Moore, the sea, and just... I didn't know, so it was a
:37:56. > :38:03.real eye-opener. And the wildlife encounters as well? Oh, yes. When
:38:04. > :38:09.you are on the telly and say you're searching for an animal, you never
:38:10. > :38:12.find the flipping thing, and I saw these, I really saw these red
:38:13. > :38:16.squirrels! And it is so moving because they are such beautiful
:38:17. > :38:27.animals, so delicate. That word we were using earlier, the
:38:28. > :38:37.... And I was up so early, but they were so beautiful. Rob, we would you
:38:38. > :38:42.go on in 200 mile route walk? I can't do the same one, I would get
:38:43. > :38:49.Segway. I just go in cars from gigs. It is a shame, because you drive
:38:50. > :38:52.around for shows, and you just see it driving past, but if you go off
:38:53. > :38:56.the beaten track a little there is such an amazingly beautiful stuff to
:38:57. > :39:05.see. What about you, Miranda? On your walking hit list? Yes, walking.
:39:06. > :39:13.I love walking. The South Downs Way. It is beautiful. I like looking over
:39:14. > :39:23.the coast. Yes, and, Tony, before coming on a, we were seeing your
:39:24. > :39:27.Blackadder, it has all these reruns? Yes, the Yesterday Channel will show
:39:28. > :39:33.all the old Blackadders, including my documentaries about all the
:39:34. > :39:45.different periods, you know, and my Time Team Biggs as well. A week of
:39:46. > :39:50.Baldric! It's a whole fortnight. Set the video!
:39:51. > :39:57.LAUGHTER That's it. We have only just met,
:39:58. > :40:02.but, you know, you can see Tony begin his 200 mile journey on
:40:03. > :40:06.Channel five at eight o'clock, Friday the 17th. People have been
:40:07. > :40:09.e-mailing in. We have had quite a lot of response. You know what we
:40:10. > :40:16.said at the beginning about MI5 spying on your telly? A lot of
:40:17. > :40:23.e-mails in saying there is weird stuff going in. Really? Wow. Time
:40:24. > :40:44.for another Globetrotter trick shot... The forklift, here we go.
:40:45. > :40:55.APPLAUSE That is incredible! I wanted to see
:40:56. > :40:55.a video of the forklift truck driver walking up after!
:40:56. > :40:58.LAUGHTER Let's return now to Angellica
:40:59. > :41:02.and Brian as he finds out more Just a warning, you may
:41:03. > :41:10.want a hanky ready. Brian last saw his father Walter
:41:11. > :41:14.when he was ten following the end of his parents' marriage. For 17 years
:41:15. > :41:20.he has been yearning to know who his dad was and what happened to him.
:41:21. > :41:25.Losing contact so suddenly and at such a Young age made it difficult
:41:26. > :41:34.for Brian to remember much about his father. Their expert Kat Whiteway
:41:35. > :41:38.has found out his father remarried and had two daughters, his younger
:41:39. > :41:43.half-sisters. Very close to my dad, yes. He was my friend, my father, he
:41:44. > :41:47.was lovely. I missed him a great deal when he passed away. We have
:41:48. > :41:51.shown Brian a photograph of his father for the first time, and now
:41:52. > :41:57.it is time to tell him the rest of our news. You are right. He did go
:41:58. > :42:04.on to remarry, your dad, and he had two daughters. Two daughters? This
:42:05. > :42:17.is your dad with them on holiday, Glenda and Alexandra. And they are
:42:18. > :42:21.keen to meet you. Wow. How do you feel about it? I would love to meet
:42:22. > :42:25.them. Brian has been an only child all of his life and having had time
:42:26. > :42:31.to take on the news about his new sisters, he now has the opportunity
:42:32. > :42:34.to meet them. Would you be happy to meet them today? Yes. You would?
:42:35. > :43:02.Very much so. Hello, bruv, how are you doing? I'm
:43:03. > :43:11.Alexandra. I'm sorry... I'm sorry. There couldn't be a better reaction.
:43:12. > :43:20.Two sisters, two beautiful sisters. I have so much to ask you. For the
:43:21. > :43:23.first time Walter's children are altogether. This is more emotional
:43:24. > :43:33.than I have been all my life, and I really mean that. To help him learn
:43:34. > :43:36.more about the dad he lost 70 years ago -- 17 years ago, they have
:43:37. > :43:40.prepared an album of photographs. From his work as an engineer in the
:43:41. > :43:54.50s and 60s, the cherished family holidays. My mother used to take me
:43:55. > :43:57.to Butlins as well. We loved it. There are some surprises in store
:43:58. > :44:05.for Brian about his father's extraordinary life. Bletchley? Was
:44:06. > :44:09.he working there? He really was? So he was amongst the codebreakers?
:44:10. > :44:18.That is amazing. How are you feeling? Very choked up. She has
:44:19. > :44:21.done a fantastic job. Know they are together at last, Brian, Glenda and
:44:22. > :44:23.Alex can start a new journey. I want to make sure we act like a family,
:44:24. > :44:39.because that's what we are. The dad. Brian, and then extended family, is
:44:40. > :44:44.now here on The One Show. Not just two half-sisters, but who else did
:44:45. > :44:50.you go on to meet? This is Louise, my knees, new niece, who called me
:44:51. > :44:58.uncle Brian for the first time this week. This is my partner knowledge,
:44:59. > :45:01.and this is Alex. It must be incredibly difficult for you to put
:45:02. > :45:05.into words what it means to have this new family that you never
:45:06. > :45:12.really knew existed. It has still not really soaked in. It has been 70
:45:13. > :45:18.years since I have had a family of sisters or brothers and, you know,
:45:19. > :45:24.to suddenly get two sisters, when you are 80 years old, it is quite a
:45:25. > :45:29.big move. Alex, how are you keeping in contact? How far away the lift
:45:30. > :45:33.from each other? About 50 miles, but social media is wonderful. Not just
:45:34. > :45:39.telephones any more, it is messenger and Facebook. It is wonderful,
:45:40. > :45:42.wonderful. Louise, what was your kind of impression, when you heard
:45:43. > :45:48.you had this uncle you didn't know existed? Another uncle to buy any
:45:49. > :45:52.Christmas presents! LAUGHTER
:45:53. > :45:56.What is on the list? A big long list this year. It will make up for a lot
:45:57. > :46:03.of years obviously. And just to see your partner here, watching that
:46:04. > :46:08.film... Very emotional, and it has changed him. He is more confident
:46:09. > :46:12.and he loves it, having a family. It took a long time to find them, but
:46:13. > :46:18.we did. And do you feel settled with them yourself now? Oh, yes. The
:46:19. > :46:22.underlying situation has not changed between ourselves but we have seen a
:46:23. > :46:29.lot of each other already and we have more arrangements to meet
:46:30. > :46:34.subsequently, you know. Oh, yes. He is not giving up. And that
:46:35. > :46:37.photograph, very precious. Yes, the first time I had ever seen a picture
:46:38. > :46:42.of my father and decided he was working at Bletchley Park in the
:46:43. > :46:48.war, Hope Road can you be? For sure. Brian, thank you so much for letting
:46:49. > :46:51.us share your story -- how proud can you be? It really is lovely. Thanks,
:46:52. > :46:57.Matt. Thank you very much. Please do e-mail us if you,
:46:58. > :47:17.like Brian, are hoping to find Aranda, we talked about your book
:47:18. > :47:28.and you will be a judge on let's dance for comic relief. Really. I
:47:29. > :47:35.had almost forgotten about that. The one Show team will be in there. What
:47:36. > :47:40.are you looking for? Now I am a singer and dancer I can lord it over
:47:41. > :47:51.them and say, now I am a West End star. You are taking part as well? I
:47:52. > :47:58.will be presenting it. We will have fun together, we will hold hands.
:47:59. > :48:04.That will be nice. It is the idea, just to go back to the old theatre,
:48:05. > :48:11.but comedians out there, create a bit of chaos. It is all comics.
:48:12. > :48:18.Can't wait. You are used to stand up, do you get nervous? I have the
:48:19. > :48:21.bits of presenting before, but I will say whatever words are written
:48:22. > :48:31.down and smile. He will have my sweaty hand in his come he will be
:48:32. > :48:36.fine. You were with Richard when he came up with this concept? Yes, at
:48:37. > :48:40.the very beginning, we were watching Band-Aid and it was a sunny day and
:48:41. > :48:47.we watched it on a black-and-white television. We were so blown away by
:48:48. > :48:50.Band-Aid and the fact they had managed to mobilise all of these
:48:51. > :48:56.musicians to get behind developing world issues also Richard went very
:48:57. > :49:00.quiet about halfway through the afternoon. We knew he had been
:49:01. > :49:08.impressed and a few weeks after Bladder Acca -- Blackadder had
:49:09. > :49:14.finished, he went out to Africa and spoke to the NGOs with this idea of
:49:15. > :49:20.mobilising the comedy community. Out of that, Comic Relief was born.
:49:21. > :49:24.Amazing charity it is. Rob, we have been getting e-mails to say we
:49:25. > :49:35.shouldn't get any more jokes about your teeth.
:49:36. > :49:41.Mike's in Norfolk, on the trail of a mysterious creature
:49:42. > :50:03.Britain has a history of eccentric animal lovers playing host to the
:50:04. > :50:06.exotic. Alexis has gone up to the Tiger and thinks it is great fun to
:50:07. > :50:12.play with. Whether it is a carriage pulled by
:50:13. > :50:17.zebras or an ostrich. But no breed has proved as important as the
:50:18. > :50:22.Chinese water dears. They were brought over in 1894 and by early
:50:23. > :50:26.conservationists, the Duke of Bedford. A number were released
:50:27. > :50:32.while others were introduced to the countryside with the results that
:50:33. > :50:37.our population has existed in the wild since 1945. Dubbed the vampire
:50:38. > :50:42.dear, the males have primitive tusks. They are loosely rooted in
:50:43. > :50:46.their socket, meaning they can be moved forward in combat and with the
:50:47. > :50:52.elongated necks, big ears, their appearance is very distinctive. This
:50:53. > :50:59.unusual animal is listed as vulnerable. And in the UK, numbers
:51:00. > :51:03.continue to rise. It is estimated we have 10% of the entire global
:51:04. > :51:09.population. A figure that is thought to be critical to the conservation
:51:10. > :51:14.of this species. Here in Norfolk, Tim has been monitoring the local
:51:15. > :51:20.population for the last 18 years. They beautiful with those teddy bear
:51:21. > :51:25.faces and the males with the big tusks, the canine teeth they use for
:51:26. > :51:29.fighting, to protect their territory. They are very primitive
:51:30. > :51:37.and special. Some people might confuse them with another small
:51:38. > :51:43.introduced species, the muntjac. They are spreading uncontrollably
:51:44. > :51:51.across the UK but it is not the same with this one? They are starting to
:51:52. > :51:56.spread slowly, they are tough to see and they are shy. They tend to come
:51:57. > :51:59.out into the open at dusk. We have found what we think is the best
:52:00. > :52:06.possible place to try and spot the deer. We will put a couple of hiding
:52:07. > :52:14.places in the other side of the ditch. It could be a long wait, in
:52:15. > :52:18.this case, all night. Nature plays by its own rules and we get lucky
:52:19. > :52:23.with an unexpected sighting. It seems animals have not read the
:52:24. > :52:28.manual. It is mid-afternoon and there is a Chinese water deer in
:52:29. > :52:34.broad daylight. I am downwind of it so it cannot smell me and only
:52:35. > :52:40.moving when it has got its head down eating. Its head is up. I can
:52:41. > :52:45.confirm it is a female, no tusks. They usually give birth in May or
:52:46. > :52:51.early June. And she looks heavily pregnant. Although she soon
:52:52. > :52:55.disappears into the long grass, it is encouraging to know they are out
:52:56. > :53:01.there. But to get the closest views, I will have two head to my hide. My
:53:02. > :53:13.patience was rewarded as we headed towards dusk. Just in front of us
:53:14. > :53:19.now. Surprisingly large hind legs. Quite a long neck and a petite head
:53:20. > :53:25.with those big ears and those black eyes and nose, they look like three
:53:26. > :53:32.black buttons. She is coming closer. She has got some food in her mouth,
:53:33. > :53:37.that is lovely. Looks like it is moulting, losing its winter coat.
:53:38. > :53:51.Patches of further missing. She looks pregnant as well. That Bach is
:53:52. > :53:56.so distinctive. Wow! -- bark. She is looking right at us. She is not
:53:57. > :54:03.frightened, otherwise she would probably run. This animal prefers
:54:04. > :54:08.its own company. After 15 hours, but was to be might only sighting of
:54:09. > :54:15.this elusive deer. But what a sighting, my closest ever. I like
:54:16. > :54:16.his fangs. We're joined now by the amazing
:54:17. > :54:19.Slick Willie Shaw and Flight Time We've seen them at work already
:54:20. > :55:01.and this is their greatest hit! That is real. What are the criteria,
:55:02. > :55:05.how do we get selected? How did you get selected? We have scouts that go
:55:06. > :55:10.around through the United States and the world. We have training camps
:55:11. > :55:14.and then we have one big camp in Atlanta, Georgia during the course
:55:15. > :55:21.of the year and that is when we select our new players. I am coming
:55:22. > :55:31.along. I am sure we will have a spot for you. We come as a pair. Might
:55:32. > :55:37.have to split you up. Going over 90 years, what can people expect? You
:55:38. > :55:44.will see some some of the greatest athletes in the world, slam dunk, we
:55:45. > :55:51.are known for our basketball wizardry. But some family, wholesome
:55:52. > :55:56.fun. For all 84, he don't even have to be a basketball fan. You have
:55:57. > :56:02.spun balls on many fingers, but one guy made an impression on you? Yes,
:56:03. > :56:10.I had a chance to years ago to go to the Vatican and I spun the ball on
:56:11. > :56:14.the Pope's finger. I can text him and any time you want him on the
:56:15. > :56:21.show, I can hook you up. What on earth were you doing? It was the
:56:22. > :56:24.most nerve-racking thing, I have ever done. I thought, I cannot hit
:56:25. > :56:35.the Pope in the head because it will go viral. Have you got a favourite
:56:36. > :56:40.trick? My fans call meet the spin doctor. He is still going.
:56:41. > :56:43.The Globetrotters are on tour in the UK next month,
:56:44. > :56:51.OK, you two have been in competition all day,
:56:52. > :56:56.so let's settle this the old fashioned way.
:56:57. > :57:00.There is a birthday boy amongst us. Would you like to choose the team
:57:01. > :57:03.first? Flight Time, Slick,
:57:04. > :57:05.you're team captains, you get to choose your team-mates,
:57:06. > :57:21.who do you like the look of? I like the look of you there. Can I-
:57:22. > :57:23.five youth? Of course you can. We are just going to play until the end
:57:24. > :57:27.of the programme. Miranda's in Annie from 23rd May
:57:28. > :57:54.and her book 'Daily Dose We have a bit more time. Let's have
:57:55. > :58:00.a masterclass. Double up. Is this a good spin? Look at that! Nice!
:58:01. > :58:03.You can see Rob on tour until April the 9th and he and Miranda will be
:58:04. > :58:05.on presenting duties on Red Nose Day.
:58:06. > :58:11.Tony's show Coast to Coast is on Channel 5 from Friday 17th March.
:58:12. > :58:13.We're back tomorrow with David Baddiel.
:58:14. > :58:54.We are on the same team. I will shoot one.
:58:55. > :59:29.Shoot it. Take a shot. For the girls. Goodbye!