:00:40. > :00:45.more awkward! Anyway, I have always fantasised about being James Bond,
:00:45. > :00:55.and now I have been, thanks to the wonderful Honor Blackman! Thanks for
:00:55. > :00:57.doing that! We recorded that at different times. Yes, we did!So
:00:57. > :01:07.neither of us knew each other. I thought the chemistry was
:01:07. > :01:09.
:01:09. > :01:12.remarkable. I was thinking of you at the time. Good! I wish I had not won
:01:13. > :01:16.a jumper now. You have had a fantastic career since being in
:01:16. > :01:25.Goldfinger, but what was it about Pussy Galore that made her some
:01:25. > :01:29.remember a -- memorable? Well, she was a great feminist. She ran an
:01:29. > :01:34.airline and all the rest of it. But we have to admit that the name
:01:34. > :01:38.rather took the fancy of a lot of people. Yes. You had trouble in
:01:38. > :01:43.America with it. I know, and I had a terrible problem there because some
:01:43. > :01:48.of the presenters would not say the name. In fact, I learnt only the
:01:48. > :01:54.other day that Goldfinger was not distributed in the States at all.
:01:54. > :01:59.Because of that? Yes. And then they saw a picture of me and Prince
:01:59. > :02:05.Philip on the front page of a paper, talking to each other with
:02:05. > :02:11.the headline "the Prince and the pussy". And then it was fine. Well,
:02:11. > :02:16.we have seen my version of Bond, so let's look at the real thing.
:02:16. > :02:22.are quite a girl. I am strictly the outdoor type. I would like to think
:02:22. > :02:27.you are not in escape. I am not interested. Let's go. What would it
:02:27. > :02:33.take for you to see things my way? lot more than you have got. How do
:02:33. > :02:43.you know? I don't want to know. Isn't it customary to grab a
:02:43. > :02:45.
:02:45. > :02:50.condemned man his last request? asked for this. Brilliant! And no
:02:50. > :02:54.stunt doubles, I am guessing. Where you actually throwing? The strange
:02:54. > :02:58.thing was that having come from The Avengers, where I had done judo on
:02:58. > :03:08.the cement floor, the proper men kept saying as they piled up he or
:03:08. > :03:08.
:03:08. > :03:12.the straw, will this be all right? I thought, this is luxury! Well, Honor
:03:12. > :03:16.will be sharing more stories later as she prepares for a one-woman show
:03:16. > :03:20.all about her life in entertainment, which shows no sign
:03:20. > :03:25.of slowing down. But one man who has decided enough is enough is Sir Alex
:03:25. > :03:35.Ferguson. And we are over the moon, because we did not think this would
:03:35. > :03:35.
:03:35. > :03:38.happen, but the great man is on the line now. Hello. Hello, Sir Alex.
:03:38. > :03:48.Let's get right to the core of things. It must have been a tough
:03:48. > :03:50.
:03:50. > :03:55.decision. Very difficult decision to me. But it is good for me. And above
:03:55. > :04:01.all, I think it was time, really, to give Liverpool a chance to win
:04:01. > :04:10.something again. Absolutely, Sir Alex. But you have just won the
:04:10. > :04:16.Premier league, so why now? That is a very good question. But you want
:04:16. > :04:22.to go out at the top of your game. You will have to wait a long time
:04:22. > :04:27.before you retire, Matt. That is a good point. Sir Alex, you now have
:04:27. > :04:37.plenty of time on your hands. What is next? That is a good question as
:04:37. > :04:37.
:04:37. > :04:44.well. Maybe you should do a chat show, you two. Maybe I could take on
:04:44. > :04:50.a few of the Queen's duties. The world family probably have had one
:04:50. > :04:55.Ferguson too many already! Well, Sir Alex, thanks for your time. Before I
:04:55. > :05:00.go, is there any chance of making one of those squirrel films for you?
:05:00. > :05:10.You are booked. Thanks for talking to me. All the best for the
:05:10. > :05:11.
:05:11. > :05:18.retirement! Coincidentally, Alistair McGowan is also here tonight. A man
:05:18. > :05:21.of many different Scottish accents. It is also the Betty and Becky
:05:22. > :05:25.showed tonight, with Baroness Boothroyd China surround her old
:05:25. > :05:34.schools and Becky Adlington trying to teach three generations of one
:05:34. > :05:37.family how to swim. It has been estimated that almost
:05:37. > :05:41.half of all households own one of the 50 Shades Of Grey books.
:05:41. > :05:45.Remarkable, given that that subject matter can't be discussed at this
:05:45. > :05:49.time of night. But 12 months after the nation gorged on Christian Grey
:05:49. > :05:55.and Anastasia Steele, many copies are now sitting on loved on book
:05:55. > :06:01.shelves across the land. The 50 Shades Of Grey G is a success
:06:01. > :06:06.story like no other, with over 15 million copies sold in the UK alone.
:06:06. > :06:12.So last year, I did a report for The One Show on how women and a few men
:06:12. > :06:17.were in a frenzy of desire for the three books bound at the top of the
:06:17. > :06:22.bestseller charts for months. Everybody in my work is reading it
:06:22. > :06:32.at the moment. The cabin crew tend to read it a lot. Even my
:06:32. > :06:32.
:06:33. > :06:37.boyfriend's mum bought it. Oh, yes. That is my book. Is it a literary
:06:37. > :06:43.classic? Would you want it on your book shelf? Website and second-hand
:06:43. > :06:50.book shops are teeming with them, apparently, so why not think of 50
:06:50. > :06:55.ways to recycle our 50 Shades Of Grey's Mac, and anyone? Stick them
:06:55. > :07:02.in the wheelbarrow. I work in a charity shop, and we get loads of
:07:02. > :07:08.them. Every time we get rid of one, one comes in. And men by them.
:07:08. > :07:14.you read it? Did you to get rid of it? Put it in the wheelbarrow? Have
:07:14. > :07:20.you ever read 50 Shades Of Grey? What do you know? It is dirty, isn't
:07:20. > :07:30.it? Have you read it, ladies?It was rubbish. I thought everyone was
:07:30. > :07:32.
:07:32. > :07:37.going mad for it a year ago. How are you? All right.Have you read 50
:07:37. > :07:43.Shades Of Grey? I have read them twice. Have you still got copies at
:07:43. > :07:48.home? I have lent them to a friend. Have you got 50 Shades Of Grey? I
:07:48. > :07:55.meant the book. You just happen to have a copy under your counter,
:07:55. > :08:00.thank you. Now that we have got our books, what can be realistically
:08:00. > :08:04.done with them? Turn them into confetti, paper aeroplanes? Too much
:08:05. > :08:11.mess. What about a paper public? That is awesome. Where do you even
:08:11. > :08:17.begin? They say it works up a sweat, so why not use it as a step aerobics
:08:17. > :08:23.stepper? It is renowned to be deliciously naughty, so what better
:08:23. > :08:27.on a secret chocolate stash? And for these hatchlings, it makes the
:08:27. > :08:37.perfect mattress. But other animals have no respect for literature
:08:37. > :08:37.
:08:38. > :08:42.whatsoever. So, what novel ideas can people come up with for using old
:08:42. > :08:52.copies of 50 Shades Of Grey? What should I do with it? Bin them.We
:08:52. > :08:54.
:08:54. > :09:03.can't been literature? I might take that. During the war, we used to sit
:09:03. > :09:12.and terrapin newspapers for toilet roll. Wartime. You could use it as a
:09:13. > :09:17.trade. When in the office... Can you imagine having that in your house?
:09:17. > :09:22.50 Shades Of Grey, a little plant pot. If you could have Mr Gray in
:09:22. > :09:28.there as well, that would be nice? But I will not cut my books up, I
:09:28. > :09:32.might read them again. So, almost 50 ways to recycle your 50 Shades Of
:09:32. > :09:37.Grey, and if you are feeling sad for having let it go, don't worry -
:09:37. > :09:42.there is a film coming out. What have you done with yours?
:09:42. > :09:52.have got the trilogy. Only for research purposes. They are on the
:09:52. > :09:52.
:09:52. > :09:56.bottom shelf next to Andrew Mark's book. In your honour, artist Sian
:09:56. > :10:05.Watson telephoned a different use for Gray. She made a model of Pussy
:10:05. > :10:13.Galore. Thank you! How many copies did that take? And how long did it
:10:13. > :10:18.take? Two and a half days.Well, it is better as a head than as a book.
:10:18. > :10:26.Were you reading it as you were doing it? A bit. It made me blush.
:10:26. > :10:35.When you wear it, it is a bit rude inside. Put it on! It is not a great
:10:35. > :10:43.likeness. The moustache is rather offputting. I think she has tried to
:10:43. > :10:51.incorporate the 50 Shades Of Grey. Thank you, Sian. So, you have a new
:10:52. > :10:55.stage play out, Honor. It is autobiographical. Is it instead of
:10:55. > :11:00.writing an autobiography? Well, I have done 41-woman shows before, and
:11:00. > :11:08.everybody has always led, you have to write your autobiography, and I
:11:08. > :11:12.am too lazy. But I thought this was a good idea of doing it. My director
:11:12. > :11:17.and I thought it would be more inclusive and friendly to do it
:11:17. > :11:23.together as a sort of discussion. the pair of use it on stage and he
:11:23. > :11:27.asks you questions? He doesn't get too many words in edgeways, but it
:11:27. > :11:34.is my life, when all is said and done. So I talk about everything,
:11:34. > :11:41.about where I was born, how I was born and so forth, and my family.
:11:41. > :11:47.And a bit about my father, which is quite Dickensian, because my
:11:47. > :11:57.director actually says, you are part of history. It has to do with my
:11:57. > :11:57.
:11:57. > :12:03.age. And I talk about my husband's. -- husbands. So people will learn a
:12:03. > :12:07.lot about you. That is the whole point. People always read about
:12:07. > :12:13.Goldfinger, but they never really know anything about you all stop
:12:13. > :12:21.they may not want to. They need not come if so! Are there any good,
:12:21. > :12:24.juicy bits in it? There are some interesting bits. Your career has
:12:24. > :12:30.spanned six decades. We know you played Pussy Galore opposite Sean
:12:30. > :12:37.Connery, but you also played opposite Roger Moore. Yes, I was
:12:37. > :12:44.reminded that I did. But it was 100 years ago. Do you remember when it
:12:44. > :12:48.was? I can remember that I did it. What it was about, I don't know all
:12:48. > :12:57.stop I know that what told the funny stories all the way through, and he
:12:57. > :13:02.still does. It was The Saint, of course. I have to ask, put you in an
:13:02. > :13:10.awkward position - Sean or Roger, if you had to choose? No question.
:13:10. > :13:20.Sean. He is the best. And the dishy as and the sexiest, and the
:13:20. > :13:22.
:13:22. > :13:25.wonderful accent. I was thinking of him earlier. Sorry, and you! But not
:13:25. > :13:30.only acting, you flirted with the charts as well. You sang this
:13:30. > :13:36.wonderful song. # everybody's going for those Kinky
:13:36. > :13:40.Boots, Kinky Boots. # it's a kind of fashion that you borrowed from the
:13:40. > :13:49.roots. # fashion magazines say well done,
:13:49. > :13:59.and they were to obey like a women in the how are. # round boots, black
:13:59. > :14:04.
:14:04. > :14:09.boots, Pater leather jackboots, they story about that is that the man
:14:09. > :14:14.came to see me and asked, would Patrick and I like to make a
:14:14. > :14:19.record? And I said, I think it would be fun. I will put it to Patrick. I
:14:19. > :14:26.put it to Patrick and said I don't sing in tune and have no sense of
:14:26. > :14:29.rhythm. If you can yourself, you can't believe that is so. So we
:14:29. > :14:39.finished at five o'clock on a Saturday and went to the studio, and
:14:39. > :14:47.we found it was true. Then we went across to a pub and I have had a
:14:47. > :14:53.couple of brandies and came back. And then Marcel tapped Patrick on
:14:53. > :14:59.the shoulder when he should start his line, and then I did my bits.
:14:59. > :15:04.And he spoke it. And that is the most brilliant recording that ever
:15:04. > :15:14.happened. So you are saying you don't get up and sing this in the
:15:14. > :15:18.
:15:18. > :15:27.stage show? No. I do sing two songs. But not that one. Honor Blackman is
:15:27. > :15:33.drawing on stage as Honor Blackman: As Herself. Now we have a report on
:15:33. > :15:37.how easy it is to crack your security passwords. One woman was
:15:37. > :15:45.tricked by something as simple as a telephone call.
:15:45. > :15:48.The telephone rings. The caller said they are from your bank card
:15:48. > :15:53.provider and there has been suspicious activity on your account.
:15:53. > :15:59.He reassures you that they are dealing with it. He just needs some
:15:59. > :16:03.details to make sure that you are the account holder. The caller is a
:16:03. > :16:09.fraudster and is trying to trick you into handing over your financial
:16:09. > :16:15.details. We have investigated this in the past but criminals like this
:16:15. > :16:22.are always developing new tactics to try to find ways to get hold of your
:16:22. > :16:26.money. Here is a scenario that sounds plausible but in fact from
:16:26. > :16:32.beginning to end it is a pack of lies. Hillary received one of these
:16:32. > :16:38.calls earlier this year. The caller was not from her bank at all but was
:16:38. > :16:45.an audacious fraudster. He phoned up and said we are calling from Visa
:16:45. > :16:48.and there has been unusual activity on your card. There have been five
:16:48. > :16:53.items taken online. She was suspicious but felt reassured when
:16:53. > :16:59.she was told to hang up and call the number on the back of her card to
:16:59. > :17:05.speak to her bank. So that is what she did. But the person she had been
:17:05. > :17:11.speaking to did not hang up the phone and are to Hillary, by not
:17:11. > :17:18.hanging up call connection was kept open Hillary thought she was calling
:17:18. > :17:26.her bank but was still online to the fraudster. I heard a ring tone,
:17:26. > :17:30.certainly. So even then you thought it was going through. Yes.
:17:31. > :17:37.fraudster was still there, waiting to put the next stage of the scan
:17:37. > :17:42.into action. Passing the phone over to an accomplice pretending to be
:17:42. > :17:46.from her bank. Hillary was told they had set up a new account for her and
:17:46. > :17:50.she had to transfer the balance across. She was instructed to use
:17:50. > :17:59.her online banking service to make the transaction. Believing that it
:17:59. > :18:06.was her bank, Hillary moved almost �7,000 into what turned out to be
:18:06. > :18:11.the fraudster's account. How did you feel at that stage? I felt furious,
:18:11. > :18:17.I had let myself down. Like anyone who can prove they are of the dim of
:18:17. > :18:22.fraud, Hillary did get her money bank. But her case is the tip of the
:18:22. > :18:32.iceberg. Fraud against individuals is estimated at 6.1 billion pounds
:18:32. > :18:38.per year. RBS encounter thousands of cases of fraud. We see more cases
:18:38. > :18:43.each week and they are moving away from attacking an organisation
:18:43. > :18:49.directly and onto targeting the customer. Are these organised
:18:49. > :18:54.criminals or individuals on the make? They are organised criminals
:18:54. > :19:00.with all the infrastructure as you would expect a business to have. All
:19:00. > :19:05.banks work alongside other antifraud organisations and the police to
:19:05. > :19:08.fight fraudsters and close loopholes. The Met police force is
:19:08. > :19:13.working to prevent fraud across Greater London and they are
:19:13. > :19:18.concerned about who these criminals are targeting. The average age of
:19:18. > :19:25.the people affected is 70 will stop so it is the most vulnerable and the
:19:25. > :19:29.elderly being targeted. They generally trust that their bank is
:19:29. > :19:34.on the phone. But these people are good at what they do. What can you
:19:34. > :19:41.do to shut this down? We have the support of the telephone companies
:19:41. > :19:46.to do exactly that. So the line cannot be kept open and the
:19:46. > :19:50.offence, the second phone call, cannot be made. Police say that
:19:50. > :19:56.public awareness is the greatest weapon so their advice is to tell
:19:56. > :20:02.your friends and family to treat any unsolicited calls with suspicion. I
:20:02. > :20:09.feel people have got to know about this business of keeping the phone
:20:09. > :20:15.line open. That is where I slipped up. You cannot understand how that
:20:15. > :20:21.happened. But there are simple things that you can do to help
:20:21. > :20:27.protect yourself. If you're ever told to make that call to your
:20:27. > :20:31.bank, you should put the phone down and wait five minutes which will
:20:31. > :20:37.disconnect the phone line. Use telephone but be careful because
:20:37. > :20:42.there could be extra charges to those numbers. And your bank would
:20:42. > :20:49.never ask for your personal PIN number and you should never be asked
:20:49. > :20:54.to send your bank card to them either by courier or taxi. Now you
:20:54. > :21:04.yourself lost a lot of money in a pension scheme? What happened.
:21:04. > :21:11.was the famous equitable life. Policies were sold to people long
:21:11. > :21:18.after they knew that there was no money to pay for them. I myself was
:21:18. > :21:28.sold to policies. And three years before they knew that they were not
:21:28. > :21:38.able to come up with the funds. you got compensation? I have some.
:21:38. > :21:39.
:21:39. > :21:44.You never get anything like the money you put in. The hardest-hit
:21:44. > :21:51.were all in their 80s and just when they needed money they do not have
:21:51. > :21:57.it. They are having a miserable end of life. It is tragic. And your
:21:57. > :22:03.fight goes on. And has been for ten years. In an age of PR, politics and
:22:03. > :22:08.spin, Baroness Boothroyd has been a refreshingly no-nonsense figure in
:22:08. > :22:18.Parliament. We were delighted when she agreed to return to the place
:22:18. > :22:19.
:22:20. > :22:24.that shaped her early years. Order. Order. Let's keep it cool.
:22:24. > :22:34.This is the first school I ever came to. Eastburn primary school. I
:22:34. > :22:34.
:22:34. > :22:38.stayed here until I was 11 or 12 years old. I was an only child. My
:22:38. > :22:43.parents worked in the textile industry. My father was unemployed a
:22:43. > :22:48.good deal. We lived about five minutes away from the school. I was
:22:48. > :22:55.here leading up to the war years and when war was declared. It means a
:22:55. > :23:01.great deal to me. This is the assembly Hall where every morning
:23:01. > :23:08.the school assembled for prayers and we sang a hymn. The headmistress was
:23:08. > :23:13.very difficult and extremely embarrassing to us all is you were
:23:13. > :23:18.late. I was late one time and never again for anything. Ms Fox was a
:23:19. > :23:24.wonderful teacher. She taught us about our community. We went out and
:23:24. > :23:29.saw what happened, we went to the magistrates court, to the local
:23:29. > :23:39.authority. We were just children but it all came back to us later in
:23:39. > :23:47.
:23:47. > :23:51.life. The head teacher has foraged out some wonderful blog books. About
:23:51. > :23:55.the history of the school. This report was written by the inspectors
:23:55. > :23:59.about the school it is from 1939. The important thing about this
:23:59. > :24:03.school is the training in general behaviour which the girls received.
:24:03. > :24:08.This is what I have been trying to say, it was not just reading and
:24:08. > :24:12.writing, they taught us about society and we were part of society.
:24:12. > :24:17.This was the manner of their teaching. And why I learnt so much
:24:17. > :24:23.about it. I think that was character building. This is the area that does
:24:23. > :24:31.make me sentimental. These were air raid shelters in the war years. We
:24:31. > :24:35.would come here in the evening. The whole of the families in this area,
:24:36. > :24:43.we would spend the night here. I am pleased that it has been made into
:24:43. > :24:49.classrooms. I do not mind admitting that I failed the 11 plus. It was
:24:49. > :24:54.not impact of the war, I was just an average student. There is no point
:24:54. > :25:03.pretending that I was. Later on I was pleased to go to the technical
:25:03. > :25:08.college. It is good to be back here. I came here when I was 12 years old
:25:08. > :25:15.and stayed for three or four years. I loved every minute of it. This is
:25:15. > :25:22.the first school where I wore the uniform. I think a uniform gives
:25:22. > :25:27.discipline and status. That is why I enjoyed wearing the uniform when I
:25:27. > :25:31.became Speaker. I took great pride in wearing it just as I did my
:25:31. > :25:38.school uniform. This is the corridor where my classrooms where,
:25:38. > :25:45.geography, shorthand and typing. I seldom went upstairs. That is where
:25:45. > :25:51.the boys worked. This looks more familiar although we did not have
:25:51. > :25:56.computers. We had typewriters. We were taught to touch type. What I
:25:56. > :26:03.learned at this school and it did help me to and are living from the
:26:03. > :26:09.start. Everybody would have to get here in good time. There would be
:26:09. > :26:19.just one hour for dinner and he would be decently dressed if I was
:26:19. > :26:23.in charge. No smoking within my site. That is what I would order.
:26:23. > :26:29.The technical college taught me to and living and that was hugely
:26:29. > :26:34.important. They taught me how to become a very good secretary. I was
:26:34. > :26:41.a personal assistant to ministers and members of Parliament. I thought
:26:41. > :26:47.I could do the job as well as they could. I have not had the greatest
:26:47. > :26:52.education but I did have a good sound education at the schools but I
:26:52. > :26:57.went to and I am grateful to them. I am very pleased to be back here
:26:57. > :27:01.today to reminisce about it. And it is wonderful to have you with us.
:27:01. > :27:07.You are grateful you said for the education you received. How much do
:27:07. > :27:17.you think it has changed? It is a difficult question because I have no
:27:17. > :27:18.
:27:18. > :27:24.children and so no grandchildren. My education was what I call quality. I
:27:24. > :27:29.was very pleased in the Queen's Speech today, there is a passage
:27:29. > :27:35.that the government will take steps to see that quality education is
:27:35. > :27:39.there for young people in particular. I rejoice in that. When
:27:39. > :27:46.I talk about quality education, we learnt about our local communities.
:27:46. > :27:52.The policeman used to come and tell us how they operate. We would go to
:27:52. > :27:58.the magistrates court. No doubt we were bored out of my mind but in a
:27:58. > :28:04.few years you knew what you had been doing. I was told what would happen
:28:04. > :28:12.to me and my family if the Germans came to our country. I learned about
:28:12. > :28:21.things like that. You have just come from the State opening of an. How
:28:21. > :28:28.was your day? It is always tiring. I should have come in my arm and
:28:28. > :28:34.cloak. It is always an exciting day. You said that you had been groomed
:28:34. > :28:39.to be a brilliant secretary. Not many people know that you won't
:28:39. > :28:48.often follow JFK on the campaign trail. I worked in politics at a lot
:28:48. > :28:56.of levels in this country. But there came a time when I got a bit fed up
:28:56. > :29:00.with the old man of Europe. They were old time school and Kennedy was
:29:00. > :29:06.a bright young thing coming through. I had learnt a lot about our
:29:06. > :29:09.parliamentary system. I wanted to go to America to learn about their
:29:09. > :29:11.executive system and I wanted to know about their campaigning. I
:29:11. > :29:17.learnt a lot about campaigning. Sometimes I think if there was a
:29:17. > :29:27.success in my campaigning it is what I had been taught in America. They
:29:27. > :29:31.had supermarkets and in those days we did not. I was with an old man
:29:31. > :29:39.who has since passed on. And when we were campaigning we would go to the
:29:39. > :29:44.supermarket. So when I came back and we had supermarkets I went to the
:29:45. > :29:51.supermarket, my name is Betty Boothroyd. It was a great
:29:51. > :29:58.experience. I worked for two years on Capitol Hill and I loved it. And
:29:58. > :30:05.then in the 1970s you were elected as the MP for West Bromwich. At one
:30:05. > :30:11.moment your mother gives you a kiss. There she is. I have a picture of
:30:11. > :30:16.that at my home in the country. She is not around any longer. She saw me
:30:16. > :30:22.become a member of Parliament but not the speaker. But I know she is
:30:22. > :30:32.looking down and will be pleased. Honor Blackman, you have been quite
:30:32. > :30:40.
:30:40. > :30:46.political in your past. You campaigned with the Liberals.
:30:46. > :30:54.still a liberal! I was evacuated in the war, my school being felled to
:30:54. > :30:57.pieces because they cared more about keeping us occupied. Of course. We
:30:58. > :31:01.did lots of things like fitting your gas mask every morning and gargling
:31:01. > :31:08.three times a week to keep healthy and knowing where the air raid
:31:08. > :31:14.shelters were. That dates us, doesn't it! Let's stop! We have a
:31:14. > :31:24.few questions we would like you to answer in the style, In Order or Out
:31:24. > :31:29.
:31:29. > :31:32.of Order. Order! Order! So, we have a few burning questions for you, the
:31:32. > :31:41.first being, frozen Yorkshire puddings - In Order or Out of Order?
:31:41. > :31:46.In order. Ooh! You surprise us.I will be booed by everybody in
:31:46. > :31:52.Yorkshire who makes it and let it stand for 45 minutes. But quite
:31:52. > :31:57.honestly, I have to confess that I used the oven ready type. I have a
:31:57. > :32:05.great recipe that involves eggs. I will give it to you. And putting a
:32:05. > :32:12.drop of water in at the last minute. Are you aware of that? And you let
:32:12. > :32:20.it settle for 45 minutes. So is it in order or out of order? You can
:32:20. > :32:27.choose. There are choices in this land. It is a free society. A few
:32:27. > :32:31.more. Nigel Farage said he would ban the smoking ban. In Order or Out of
:32:31. > :32:37.Order? I think it is out of order to bring in smoking again. Let me be
:32:37. > :32:42.honest about this - there should be areas where people who wish to smoke
:32:42. > :32:47.can do so, probably in some pubs, they could have a special room. They
:32:47. > :32:54.have been too tough on this. I am not a smoker, but I am a tolerant
:32:54. > :33:01.human being and I think we have gone too far. And let people smoke in a
:33:01. > :33:05.restaurant or a cinema, in a place if they wish to do so. Finally, now
:33:05. > :33:12.that Sir Alex Ferguson has retired, he will be looking for new hobbies,
:33:12. > :33:17.so we are thinking of extreme sport for the over 60s. In Order or Out of
:33:17. > :33:22.Order? Not extreme sport for the over 60s. I am nearly nudging 60
:33:22. > :33:26.now, and I am not having extreme sport. Would it be in order or out
:33:26. > :33:36.of order to show a picture of you paragliding? It would be in order.
:33:36. > :33:39.
:33:39. > :33:46.Have you got it? Yeah!I actually gave that up because it is rather
:33:46. > :33:51.boring, eventually. I have done it a lot of times, Honor. Once you have
:33:51. > :33:56.swung above the coastline, you have seen it all before. There are no
:33:56. > :34:02.sweets to suck and there is no ice cream. Put me down, please!
:34:02. > :34:06.could move on to now. Or tandem, with a frozen Yorkshire pudding.
:34:06. > :34:16.used to go on a tandem with a boyfriend of mine many years ago. I
:34:16. > :34:19.
:34:19. > :34:23.remember that. We had better leave it there. Honor and Baroness Boyce
:34:23. > :34:27.Boothroyd are blessed with clear voices. But sometimes even one
:34:27. > :34:30.nation can be divided by a common language. Cue the latest instalment
:34:30. > :34:34.of Alistair's accents. I am going up in the world to
:34:34. > :34:39.explore the sounds of Glasgow and Edinburgh. Today is a great chance
:34:39. > :34:45.to find out why somebody like Nicky Campbell sounds so very different
:34:45. > :34:50.from Andy Murray. "I have got to go now and practice scratching my face,
:34:50. > :34:56.thanks". To get to the bottom of these accents, I will start at the
:34:56. > :35:06.top of Glasgow, with science professor Jim Scobey. From outside
:35:06. > :35:09.Glasgow, the accent sounds stronger. You will hear some localised Ls.
:35:09. > :35:16.Let's go and hear the real Glaswegian sound instead of me doing
:35:16. > :35:19.an impression of the comedian Kevin Bridges. Attracted by jobs boom
:35:19. > :35:22.during the Industrial Revolution, economic migrants from places like
:35:22. > :35:27.Ireland and the Highlands have given their Glasgow accent some of the
:35:27. > :35:34.unique characteristics it has today. Where do you live? Parkhead.Celtic
:35:34. > :35:44.territory. Have you missed Rangers being in the top division? No. I do
:35:44. > :35:52.
:35:52. > :35:56.play football. You have a strong accent. You set down in point. And
:35:56. > :36:06.you said you lived in Parkhead, but earlier, your friend said it
:36:06. > :36:06.
:36:06. > :36:11.differently. I say Parkhead when talking to people like yourself.
:36:11. > :36:21.are doing a bit of upward Internation. There is a typical
:36:21. > :36:24.Glasgow rising Internation. I hear that lot with Colin Murray.
:36:24. > :36:29.Absolutely everything seems to be a question when he is doing Match Of
:36:29. > :36:33.The Day two. Some people have come in from Ireland, others have gone
:36:33. > :36:39.from Scotland to Ireland. There are these links between people that work
:36:39. > :36:42.in both directions. Are we going to hear that in Edinburgh? No.
:36:42. > :36:46.Glasgow's great rival is only 45 minutes away, but Scotland's capital
:36:46. > :36:50.once languished behind its neighbour. Following the act of
:36:50. > :36:53.union with England in the 18th century, many wealthy Edinburgh
:36:53. > :36:58.residents were being lured to London. Something had to be done to
:36:58. > :37:03.keep them and their money here. city built a new town for them to
:37:03. > :37:07.live in and established itself as a centre of finance, education and
:37:07. > :37:14.publishing. It worked, but Edinburgh could never quite shake off the
:37:14. > :37:18.association it established with the folks down south. The English. The
:37:18. > :37:22.posh anglicised Edinburgh accent is something of a stereotype, but there
:37:22. > :37:25.is no doubt that a classic Edinburgh speaker does sound very different
:37:25. > :37:30.from a Glaswegian neighbour, especially when performing a piece
:37:30. > :37:38.of her own local poetry. When I was wee as we can be, I craved
:37:38. > :37:44.invisibility. What a rare joke to find that cloak. To me, you sound
:37:44. > :37:47.like you have a typical Edinburgh accent. I am hearing standard
:37:47. > :37:53.Scottish as we down south will think of it, very different from the
:37:53. > :37:57.accent we heard in Glasgow. Different fouls. The way you
:37:57. > :38:03.pronounce your Rs is different. us about the attitude between the
:38:03. > :38:08.two cities? The general attitude between the two is mutual disdain.
:38:08. > :38:13.We hate each other! It is just an ongoing thing. It is not serious.
:38:13. > :38:19.She is also not raising her voice, doing that upper inflection. That
:38:19. > :38:25.was the Irish influence in Glasgow. The type of Internation you hear in
:38:25. > :38:32.the east is more neutral and it does not have that twang. For a comedian
:38:32. > :38:35.like Kevin Bridges, he goes up a lot. Maybe that is another reason
:38:35. > :38:39.why Glaswegians lend themselves so well to comedy, that there is an
:38:39. > :38:43.upward inflection which makes you interested and keeps you on the edge
:38:43. > :38:47.of your seat, waiting for a punchline. There is not one to
:38:47. > :38:50.this. These great rivals want to sound different to each other, but
:38:50. > :38:54.rivalries are often fuelled by similarities, and despite their
:38:54. > :39:00.differences, these accents do share the same foundations of Scottish
:39:00. > :39:03.English. As Alan Hansen might say, like all great rivals, they have a
:39:03. > :39:09.lot more in common than they would like to admit. I am not from Glasgow
:39:09. > :39:18.or Edinburgh. Work that out. Alistair is with us now. Brilliant
:39:18. > :39:21.at the start of the show, doing so Alex Ferguson. Yeah.He has helped
:39:22. > :39:31.with that stereotypical gritty sound. Oh, yeah. Alex Ferguson is
:39:31. > :39:35.from Gotham. Strong, working-class background. So a lot of people have
:39:35. > :39:40.heard his accent over the years down south and it has affected our
:39:40. > :39:45.attitude to the Scottish. And now the rumour is that he will be
:39:45. > :39:51.replaced by David Moyes, another as we did. He is like a mini Ferguson.
:39:51. > :39:57.But he always looks so surprised. He is like a sheep who has just been
:39:57. > :40:05.caught in an electric fence. Played very well. Every single one of
:40:05. > :40:14.them, bar none. And Jose Mourinho could be in with a shout as well.
:40:14. > :40:20.JOSE MOURINHO: I don't think so. Many people would be very unhappy.
:40:20. > :40:25.And he does not have a Scottish accent. It is a case of watching
:40:25. > :40:28.this space. Is it true that the rivalry between different areas
:40:28. > :40:35.helps preserve regional accents? I was saying in the film, everywhere
:40:35. > :40:40.we go we hear people saying that there accent is important to them.
:40:40. > :40:44.It differentiates them from people down the road. To us down south, we
:40:44. > :40:50.think there is one Scottish accent, but not at all. People don't want to
:40:50. > :40:53.sound like they from Edinburgh if they are from Glasgow and vice
:40:53. > :40:56.versa, but the Edinburgh accent is something of a cliche. Standard
:40:56. > :41:01.Scots speakers can be from anywhere. Something like ken Bruce on Radio 2
:41:01. > :41:09.is from Glasgow. People think he is from Edinburgh, but not at all.
:41:09. > :41:18.Believe it or not. Honor, you went to elocution lessons. You should
:41:18. > :41:24.have a broad cockney accent. I did. Are there any little words that give
:41:24. > :41:32.your cockney routes away? No. But I made a film called cockneys and
:41:32. > :41:42.zombies years ago. And I hope I managed all right. But I was told by
:41:42. > :41:50.a real cockney that when we did the singsong, I was complete cockney. We
:41:50. > :41:53.singsong around the piano and all that jazz. And Alistair, it is the
:41:53. > :42:00.politicians, going back to the Scottish accent, that helped deserve
:42:00. > :42:03.it. Jim Scobbie from the film maintains that the Roland Rs that we
:42:03. > :42:07.remember from dad's Army is dying out in Scottish home which is quite
:42:07. > :42:11.a thing. It is one of the major identifiers of that accent. It is
:42:11. > :42:17.dying out among young people, but since devolution, the politicians
:42:17. > :42:20.have started to produce that letter are sound much more strongly, and it
:42:20. > :42:25.is if their national identity has come back and I are using that sound
:42:25. > :42:30.to sound really Scottish. Younger people don't use it, the older
:42:30. > :42:34.people do will stop they should have a referendum. Alistair is obviously
:42:34. > :42:38.a pro with voices, but every home, pub or office will have somebody who
:42:38. > :42:42.thinks they can do a belting Frank Spencer or Sean Connery. And these
:42:42. > :42:48.One Show viewers are no different. So Alistair will take them off for a
:42:48. > :42:55.quick vocal Boot Camp, and at the end of the show, we will see if they
:42:55. > :42:58.can out-impression the master. Are you up for the challenge?
:42:58. > :43:00.Always. Now, double Olympic champion Becky Adlington may have retired
:43:00. > :43:03.from swimming at the grand age of 24, but she is passionate about
:43:03. > :43:09.inspiring others to take the plunge. So we introduced her to a
:43:09. > :43:15.family that is terrified of water, and we gave her a swimming challenge
:43:15. > :43:19.-1 week to get results. I was three years old when I had my
:43:19. > :43:23.first swimming lesson, and it was the start of a lifelong love of the
:43:23. > :43:30.water. So I am shocked to learn that one in three children leave primary
:43:30. > :43:34.school unable to swim. Eight-year-old Demi has never had a
:43:34. > :43:38.swimming lesson and neither has her mum. She is the third generation of
:43:38. > :43:41.her family who can't swim. The grand mother was supposed to be joining us
:43:41. > :43:45.today, but the thought of even dipping her toes in the water was
:43:45. > :43:54.too much. Where does the fear come from? Is it something you have
:43:54. > :43:58.always had? I don't ever remember feeling comfortable around water.
:43:58. > :44:04.And my mum 's fear is ten times worse. When we used to go to the
:44:04. > :44:10.seaside, we always had to stay well away from the water. I don't want to
:44:10. > :44:15.pass on what I have got onto Demi. But I realise that I am. Are you
:44:15. > :44:18.scared of the water? I feel scared that I might drown. I have said I
:44:18. > :44:24.want to inspire the next generation's swimmers, and my
:44:24. > :44:28.challenge starts here. Swimming coach Steve and I can get Nas and
:44:28. > :44:33.Demi to swim a length of a 25 metre pool in one week. Yes, one week.
:44:33. > :44:41.They say they are up for it, but I am sensing a lot of anxiety. You are
:44:41. > :44:45.both in. That is a start! Generations of families across
:44:45. > :44:49.Britain can't swim. One in six parents never take their child
:44:49. > :44:56.swimming and 12% of these say that this is because they can't swim
:44:56. > :45:02.themselves. Emmy's first challenge is to lie back in the water. Are you
:45:02. > :45:07.too scared to do that? But for her mum, just picking her hands of the
:45:07. > :45:11.side of the pool is a huge step. Are you going to take your hand off? It
:45:11. > :45:16.is about making you feel more confident and distributing it. It is
:45:16. > :45:26.such a big step. It seems little to somebody else, but for you, it is
:45:26. > :46:00.
:46:00. > :46:05.huge. That is amazing. There is still a long way to go. I have
:46:05. > :46:15.arranged for the family to go for extra lessons. I have given them a
:46:15. > :46:16.
:46:16. > :46:21.camera. The second lesson, Nas is still finding it hard to let go. And
:46:21. > :46:28.by the third lesson she can just about put her head under water. But
:46:28. > :46:38.for Demi her initial fear has gone and she can be taught some basic
:46:38. > :46:39.
:46:39. > :46:44.strokes and new skills. It is the final day. I am wondering if there
:46:44. > :46:52.is any chance that they will be able to swim a full length of the
:46:52. > :46:59.swimming pool. We have set them a massive challenge. That is amazing.
:46:59. > :47:05.In just five hours of training Demi made it past the 20 metre mark. With
:47:05. > :47:10.a little more stamina she would easily have made it. Nas can now
:47:10. > :47:18.swim confidently on her back. She is a lot more relaxed. That was
:47:18. > :47:24.amazing. Are you surprised with how you have done? If I had done this I
:47:24. > :47:34.would have realised how it felt afterwards and done it years ago.
:47:34. > :47:43.you like swimming? Yes. Do you want to go more often? Yes. You could be
:47:43. > :47:49.in the Olympics! It just shows how much you can achieve in just one
:47:49. > :47:55.week. It has made me even more determined to inspire others to
:47:55. > :48:01.learn this amazing skill. What a brilliant result. They did
:48:01. > :48:09.amazingly well. Nas had to get over a huge year. Have they improved
:48:09. > :48:17.since? They are loving it. Demi has taken to it so quickly. She is a
:48:17. > :48:23.natural. She said to me she really wanted to beat her dad. And she
:48:23. > :48:31.did, on Saturday! And Nas is getting in more often. She is still on her
:48:31. > :48:38.back but it is just slowly gaining that confidence. Goggles are the
:48:38. > :48:47.key, I think. With my son, when he realised that he could float, that
:48:47. > :48:54.was it. And what about granny Margaret? She has not got any
:48:54. > :48:59.closer? The fear was just too much. For now as it was about overcoming
:48:59. > :49:03.the fear. But for Demi it was just about getting her in and then she
:49:03. > :49:09.was fine. It shows you that the longer you leave something it
:49:09. > :49:17.becomes more difficult to overcome. Nas said she wishes she had done it
:49:17. > :49:22.ages ago. But it shows that anybody can learn. No matter what their age.
:49:22. > :49:28.I am sure you can relate to that fear because you are petrified of
:49:28. > :49:36.swimming in the sea. I could not leave that. I do not like going too
:49:36. > :49:41.far out when it is dark and you do not know what is underneath! I am OK
:49:41. > :49:46.where I can stand up and when it is clear. But otherwise you do not know
:49:46. > :49:53.what is down there. Now you have retired from competitive swimming,
:49:53. > :50:01.are you going to become a coach? I am a level to swimming teacher. But
:50:01. > :50:08.I want to set up my own learn to swim programme. Sport gives you so
:50:08. > :50:10.much more. It is not just about swimming but showing children
:50:10. > :50:16.kindness and friendship towards others. Learning about how to be
:50:16. > :50:26.dedicated to something. I would love to do some presenting with sport as
:50:26. > :50:28.
:50:28. > :50:35.well. You are in the right place! Ladies, how is your swimming?
:50:35. > :50:45.like a fish with my head above water. I do not want to get water in
:50:45. > :50:53.my eyes. You need to get some goggles. Start in the bath and put
:50:53. > :51:03.the goggles on and then you will be away. Do not tell me you do not do
:51:03. > :51:03.
:51:03. > :51:12.that as well! I cannot put my head under water. It spoils the hairdo.
:51:12. > :51:18.Get a snorkel. I can't imagine that! My daughter swims like a fish.
:51:18. > :51:24.And all my grandchildren. But there is this idiot there who is not!
:51:24. > :51:30.Thank you, Becky. There was an admission this week at a lot of
:51:30. > :51:39.women admitted to researchers that they throw out their partner's dodgy
:51:39. > :51:46.clothes without telling them. In a recent survey of 2000 people,
:51:46. > :51:50.43% of women admitted to throwing away their partner's fashion
:51:50. > :51:57.mistakes without them knowing. But it is not just women finding fault,
:51:57. > :52:05.those articles that men dislike include tracksuits and animal print
:52:05. > :52:09.clothing. So we took to the roads to give people the chance to confess
:52:09. > :52:15.those things they hated about their partners wardrobe. A big fluffy
:52:15. > :52:24.jumper he bought from a charity shop. Really short shorts. Where is
:52:24. > :52:30.that jumper? In the bin.Did you tell him you were going to throw it
:52:30. > :52:37.away? No.Has there ever been an item of clothing that you have
:52:37. > :52:43.thought, I need to get rid of that. Are you thinking about the same
:52:43. > :52:49.item? I think so!So his other half spills the beans about what she
:52:49. > :52:59.really hate. Your husband is in their thinking about the item of
:52:59. > :53:00.
:53:00. > :53:07.clothing. What is it? It is a Macintosh. He bought it in Madrid.
:53:07. > :53:16.What do you think your wife said she really did not like his Mac
:53:16. > :53:26.Macintosh I bought in Madrid in 1965. Do you know what happened to
:53:26. > :53:29.
:53:29. > :53:39.it? It disappeared. No, it didn't. put it in the dustbin! I loved it.
:53:39. > :53:47.Does she wear anything round the house you do not like his Mac
:53:47. > :53:53.upgrade jogging suit. Has he won anything you have thought, no.
:53:53. > :54:02.Tracksuit bottoms. Have you ever thought about removing those
:54:02. > :54:10.tracksuit bottoms? I have already done it. You need to think about
:54:10. > :54:20.what item of clothing it is. It was our first date. It was a dark blue
:54:20. > :54:20.
:54:20. > :54:27.jacket and skirt. It was not good. He said the first date. The first
:54:27. > :54:36.proper date. The skirt and jacket. And the waistcoat? You remember him
:54:36. > :54:44.not liking that? ! I go to the wardrobe to find something and it is
:54:44. > :54:49.not there. It is always in the charity bag. So you have to go to
:54:49. > :54:58.your local high street charity shops to try to get it back. People are
:54:58. > :55:06.walking along wearing my clothes! Becky, do you do it with Mac I do,
:55:06. > :55:12.I'm not going to lie. They just go in a massive box. Last week we asked
:55:12. > :55:16.you at home if you felt brave enough to put your Impressionist skills to
:55:16. > :55:23.the test against Alistair McGowan. We found some volunteers to take him
:55:24. > :55:31.on. Alistair spent a few minutes training them. It was an intense
:55:31. > :55:40.vocal Boot Camp. Just step forward. Tell us who you are and who you're
:55:40. > :55:48.going be. I am David and I'm going to be Michael Cain. Next. I am
:55:48. > :55:55.Gareth and tonight I'm going to be Dot Cotton. And finally? I am
:55:55. > :56:01.Alistair and I will be giving you my Dot Cotton and an obscure television
:56:01. > :56:07.presenter. Ladies, you will be judging. Please put on a blindfold.
:56:07. > :56:14.Betty is concerned about her hairdo. I am just concerned about getting
:56:14. > :56:20.the answer right! Betty, you go first. You will hear a couple of
:56:20. > :56:27.impressions of Michael Cain and you have to pick the best. So number
:56:27. > :56:36.one, please step forward. You are a big man but you're out of shape. It
:56:36. > :56:46.is a full-time job. Behave yourself. Very good. Here comes the second.I
:56:46. > :56:47.
:56:47. > :56:57.have my answer. I am walking on air. That was difficult. I think number
:56:57. > :57:08.
:57:08. > :57:16.one. Number one, step forward. was not actually Michael Cain! So on
:57:16. > :57:25.black man, we know that you have starred in Corrie. Dot Cotton number
:57:25. > :57:35.one, please step forward. Well Pauline I'm not one to gossip. Dot
:57:35. > :57:39.
:57:39. > :57:49.Cotton number two! My Dick is a good boy. What you think? You are going
:57:49. > :57:51.
:57:51. > :57:55.for number two. It is of course Alistair McGowan. And last, Becky,
:57:55. > :58:03.we know that you love a certain television programme. Who does the
:58:03. > :58:13.best impression of the co-host? Number one, step forward. Hello and
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:58:13. > :58:23.welcome to the one show with me, Matt Baker. You make me sound as if
:58:23. > :58:31.I'm from Newcastle. I was back home recently and someone said do you
:58:31. > :58:41.want to play Pokemon? Both very good. Who is the real Matt Baker?
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:58:44. > :58:54.Number one. It is the! -- -- it is me. We have got you a special prize,
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