:00:16. > :00:24.Hello and welcome to The One Show with Matt Baker. And Alex Jones.
:00:25. > :00:27.Tonight we are going to have a go aing the biggest of our time The
:00:28. > :00:32.Loch Ness Monster? No, aing the biggest of our time The
:00:33. > :00:36.that The meaning of life? No, where does all of Britain's shoes end up?
:00:37. > :00:42.That one! It is the volume of stuff you find
:00:43. > :00:46.here that is so fascinating Who would thought there so many shoes
:00:47. > :00:54.floating in the North Sea? The odd thing is that of them are left
:00:55. > :00:59.shoes! Creepy. Can find out where Arthur is later and joining us...
:01:00. > :01:09.Left-footed people, I'm laughing myself! Comedian and actress and
:01:10. > :01:12.psychologist and somebody who was a Strictly finalist in 2010, but she
:01:13. > :01:27.certainly didn't let it go to her head! She ABSOLUTELY let it go to
:01:28. > :01:34.her head! It is Pamela Stephenson! I wanted to touch my head and realised
:01:35. > :01:39.I couldn't. Is it heavy? No, it is not. When you think in Brazil - I
:01:40. > :01:44.brought this back from Rio - girls Samba with it on all day when it is
:01:45. > :01:48.carnival time. They have the art of making these light things down to a
:01:49. > :01:53.tee. It does make you wonder which team you are supporting in tonight's
:01:54. > :01:58.World Cup semifinal? If Brazil don't win, I'm working with 16 Brazilians,
:01:59. > :02:02.rehearsal is over! Nothing is going to happen tomorrow. Pamela is
:02:03. > :02:05.wearing that splendid bit of headwear because she's got a
:02:06. > :02:11.brand-new dance project on the go and we will find out more about that
:02:12. > :02:16.later on. We are also going to be talking beachcombing - you saw
:02:17. > :02:22.Arthur... Left-footed people! We want to see the most unusual thing
:02:23. > :02:29.you have ever found on a beach. Remember when Dan came in with that
:02:30. > :02:35.bomb? Yes. Send us a photo of your prized flotsam and jetsam. Before
:02:36. > :02:38.all of that, taking a case to court is stressful enough. If the lawyer
:02:39. > :02:43.representing you isn't qualified, the results can be costly indeed.
:02:44. > :02:47.There were 550 complaints about bogus lawyers last year. Here is Dan
:02:48. > :02:49.Donnelly with a cautionary tale of three clients who all got grief from
:02:50. > :03:00.a very dodgy brief. Jacqui Hawkins, Susan Simm s and
:03:01. > :03:06.David Stanley have fallen foul of a dodgy lawyer - this woman - who
:03:07. > :03:10.posed as a fully qualified barrister. Each were seeking help
:03:11. > :03:15.with an employment issue and found her name on the list of legal
:03:16. > :03:19.advisers provided by the Citizens Advice Bureau. When Jacqui had her
:03:20. > :03:26.day in court, her barrister was not up to the job. We went in and she
:03:27. > :03:31.had scraps of paper with notes scribbled on. She hadn't prepared
:03:32. > :03:35.any of my witnesses. She hadn't put forward my evidence that I had given
:03:36. > :03:42.her and I think she totally lost my case. As Jacqui lost, the court
:03:43. > :03:48.ordered her to pay legal costs of ?5,000. Susan and David's cases were
:03:49. > :03:51.never heard. They say Yvonne reached an out of court settlement with
:03:52. > :03:55.their employers without their permission. I never knew what was in
:03:56. > :04:00.that settlement. I knew that it talked about a sum of money which I
:04:01. > :04:05.never knew what it was. You don't know what your settlement was? No,
:04:06. > :04:10.seen nothing. David, however, knew he was due ?4,000, but
:04:11. > :04:17.two-and-a-half years on, he's yet to see it all. I have not seen half of
:04:18. > :04:23.it yet. Dribs and drabs of ?100 here, ?200 there, that's all she's
:04:24. > :04:31.been paying in. It has been quite an upset. It really has. They weren't
:04:32. > :04:38.the only clients deceived by Yvonne and the barristers' regulatory body
:04:39. > :04:45.launched an investigation. This is the Bar Report on Yvonne Turley. It
:04:46. > :04:47.is said she lied to her clients. She had never been qualified to
:04:48. > :04:52.represent them in employment cases. It found whilst she had passed the
:04:53. > :04:57.Bar exams, she had never finished her training. The Bar has banned her
:04:58. > :05:00.from practising as a barrister. The Citizens Advice Bureau says it never
:05:01. > :05:04.officially endorsed her and has removed her from its list of legal
:05:05. > :05:09.advisers. Jacqui has managed to have the order for legal costs against
:05:10. > :05:17.her dropped, whilst Susan is still chasing details of her settlement
:05:18. > :05:24.through the courts. Adam Sampson is chief Legal Ombudsman for England
:05:25. > :05:28.and Wales. It is a big concern. There is a growing and worrying
:05:29. > :05:33.number of lawyers, of people pretending to be lawyers who either
:05:34. > :05:37.set up to earn money based on qualifications they don't have, or
:05:38. > :05:41.set up deliberately to take your money and disappear. We still don't
:05:42. > :05:46.know what happened with David's settlement money. Only one person
:05:47. > :05:51.knows that. Turley's company has closed but I have tracked her down
:05:52. > :05:53.to see what she has to say. Yvonne, Dan Donnelly
:05:54. > :05:55.to see what she has to say. Yvonne, I ask you a couple of questions?
:05:56. > :05:59.to see what she has to say. Yvonne, Yvonne? I would like to know what
:06:00. > :06:12.happened to David's money. David Stanley's pay-out. Why did you lie?
:06:13. > :06:15.Looks like she doesn't want to defend herself! Probably best -
:06:16. > :06:20.she's not qualified. In an e-mail to us, she said she has represented
:06:21. > :06:24.hundreds of clients successfully. She also insisted that Jacqui had
:06:25. > :06:31.full representation and that Susan had full knowledge of her
:06:32. > :06:36.settlement. She is an awful person, to do the things she's done to all
:06:37. > :06:44.of us people, you know, we didn't deserve that. She's recked three
:06:45. > :06:49.lives. We don't know how many more. I would like to see her go to
:06:50. > :06:56.prison. I like to see our monies back first. Anita is here. Everybody
:06:57. > :07:02.is going to be wondering how did Yvonne get on to that list provided
:07:03. > :07:06.by the Citizens Advice Bureau? She had misled them. She was on a list
:07:07. > :07:10.of legal advisers that clients have access to and they never got any bad
:07:11. > :07:14.reports, nobody got back in touch with the CAB to say she's dodgy, or
:07:15. > :07:18.she hasn't done a good job for us. So she slipped through the system.
:07:19. > :07:21.About time she was caught? Absolutely. Most of us come into
:07:22. > :07:24.contact with solicitors or barristers when we are buying or
:07:25. > :07:33.selling a house. In those cases, some people have been badly scammed?
:07:34. > :07:37.Yes, this is called vender fraud or convanceing fraud. I have signed up
:07:38. > :07:41.a dodgy solicitor, say, so you go through the legal process, then
:07:42. > :07:44.eventually the sale goes through, you give your money to your
:07:45. > :07:48.solicitor, who then passes it on to my solicitor, the dodgy one, who
:07:49. > :07:51.legs it. Basically, you have lost your money. And houses cost a
:07:52. > :07:56.fortune, particularly if you have bought one in London, so you could
:07:57. > :08:08.lose hundreds of thousands of pounds. I'm going to counter-sue
:08:09. > :08:13.you! Hang on. Steady on! Say Pamela is in this situation and she needs
:08:14. > :08:20.more room for her head-dress... Stop picking on me. How does she check
:08:21. > :08:25.that your solicitor is legitimate? Good question. The Law Society's
:08:26. > :08:30.website, you can go on to Find a Solicitor. You can do checks.
:08:31. > :08:33.However, there has been a case of somebody hacking The Law Society's
:08:34. > :08:37.website. One case. They did manage to get their name on to the Find a
:08:38. > :08:42.Solicitor bit and somebody was swindled out of ?735,000. I don't
:08:43. > :08:51.want to scaremonger because that was one case. You can do lots of checks.
:08:52. > :08:56.There is another place - the Convanceing Quality Scheme, but also
:08:57. > :09:00.go through a recommendation. Check the headed paper, there is no
:09:01. > :09:06.misspelling, check the e-mail address, that it is proper. Check
:09:07. > :09:09.they have a landline number. You can go to places where you can pay a bit
:09:10. > :09:14.of money to have some legal checks done. If you are in need of
:09:15. > :09:21.checking, we have put links to those places on our website. Have a look.
:09:22. > :09:27.It is weird doing a chat about that type of stuff with Pamela in a head
:09:28. > :09:30.dress! This is The One Show! After all that chat, let's take a while to
:09:31. > :09:34.be silent and alone with our thoughts. Go.
:09:35. > :09:46.I can't take much more of this. Here's Lucy with a shocking
:09:47. > :09:55.experiment which proves that we have lost the ability to sit and stare.
:09:56. > :09:59.In this day and age, we haven't got much time to get bored. It seems
:10:00. > :10:07.every minute is filled with distractions. Screens, adverts,
:10:08. > :10:11.hustle and bustle, smartphones, shopping, newspapers and each other.
:10:12. > :10:19.Wherever we are, whatever you are looking at, our brains are swimming
:10:20. > :10:24.in stimulae. How are we being on our own? A study suggests we are so
:10:25. > :10:33.easily distracted that we can't cope with a few moments in our own
:10:34. > :10:36.company. What if -- what have you observed about the brain when we
:10:37. > :10:41.have these quiet periods? When you give it nothing to do, it switches
:10:42. > :10:41.itself off, apart from some basic housekeeping operations.
:10:42. > :10:46.itself off, apart from some basic housekeeping The data seems to
:10:47. > :10:49.suggest that actually people's brains are very active. Being alone
:10:50. > :10:54.with your thoughts is a way for people to plan, to think creatively
:10:55. > :10:54.with your thoughts is a way for and to be original. That is all very
:10:55. > :11:01.helpful. It can perpit wait the and to be original. That is all very
:11:02. > :11:08.negative moods that -- perpetuate and to be original. That is all very
:11:09. > :11:13.get into. Is it having an adverse effect? It is difficult to
:11:14. > :11:16.get into. Is it having an adverse what technology is doing to us as a
:11:17. > :11:20.species. If we have the advancement of a smartphone, something that
:11:21. > :11:23.allows people to engage in cognitive activities, they will change the way
:11:24. > :11:28.that the brain processes that information. In recent research
:11:29. > :11:31.that the brain processes that conducted by the University of
:11:32. > :11:34.Virginia, people were given the choice of sitting in a room for 15
:11:35. > :11:38.minutes and doing nothing, or pressing a button to give themselves
:11:39. > :11:40.a small electric shock. Two-thirds of men tested chose to shock
:11:41. > :11:47.themselves, whereas only one-third of men tested chose to shock
:11:48. > :11:51.of women did. This is a new and controversial experiment because the
:11:52. > :11:53.results are unexpected. We are going to give it a short One Show test to
:11:54. > :11:59.see what we can find. So this to give it a short One Show test to
:12:00. > :12:01.to stay here for 15 minutes, there is going to
:12:02. > :12:07.to stay here for 15 minutes, there from this. This is a dog collar that
:12:08. > :12:10.administers a small electric shock. Will anyone get bored enough to
:12:11. > :12:31.shock themselves rather than sit with their own thoughts? Ow!
:12:32. > :12:41.Why would some people choose pain over boredom? It is interesting.
:12:42. > :12:43.Something novel, something curious gives satisfaction that you are
:12:44. > :12:47.learning something about the environment in which you live in.
:12:48. > :12:53.And that is why some times something that is novel, exciting, even
:12:54. > :12:57.unpleasant, can actually in the bigger picture of things give more
:12:58. > :13:01.satisfaction when we experience it. I don't understand how anybody could
:13:02. > :13:07.find that difficult, no. Just sitting here, like, surrounded by
:13:08. > :13:15.nothing but white walls, you are attached to little things, so you
:13:16. > :13:20.keep doing it. I spent a bit of time drafting a letter. I wasn't very
:13:21. > :13:29.brave. I tried one a few times. Then you feel like maybe I can enjoy
:13:30. > :13:34.this! Ow! What would you do? Definitely press it. Definitely! It
:13:35. > :13:38.is not about being bored, it is about wondering what it is going to
:13:39. > :13:44.feel like. What do you think with your psychologist's hat on? Why
:13:45. > :13:56.can't people sit in a room and be still? The serious answer to this -
:13:57. > :14:01.if I can be serious for a moment with this thing on my head - we are
:14:02. > :14:06.so busy, we make ourselves so busy and we do things all the time and a
:14:07. > :14:08.lot of it is to ward off anxiety, so when we stop and allow our thoughts
:14:09. > :14:12.to come, sometimes a when we stop and allow our thoughts
:14:13. > :14:17.unpleasant reminders, things that we should have done that we didn't do,
:14:18. > :14:21.or truths about things like relationships or life generally, so
:14:22. > :14:24.it is not easy for many of us to sit and allow our thoughts to be what
:14:25. > :14:31.they are. I think it is really important. It is really important to
:14:32. > :14:35.be bored. When we are bored, when we can do nothing, that is when
:14:36. > :14:41.creatively occurs. We can dream up amazing things. I am sure all the
:14:42. > :14:44.great inventors of the world got very bored first. It is the mother
:14:45. > :14:48.of the imagination. Is that what happened when you came up with that
:14:49. > :14:54.brilliant hose that came round corners? Yes! Let's not go there!
:14:55. > :15:00.This is the point - you are not bored at all. No. You are in a
:15:01. > :15:03.creative phase in your life. Most people after they have done
:15:04. > :15:08.Strictly, they go perhaps down to their day jobs. Are you still
:15:09. > :15:12.dancing? No. No, we are not. You have taken this to the next level. I
:15:13. > :15:16.have... Explain what is going on here. I went to try to - what is
:15:17. > :15:24.going on there is me and our friend James. Of course. Yes, of course!
:15:25. > :15:33.Here, explain what is going on HERE. These amazing Brazilian dancers,
:15:34. > :15:36.they are doing Brazouka. It is one of the authentic dances we feature
:15:37. > :15:42.that is opening at the Edinburgh Festival. I wrote the show. I'm
:15:43. > :15:47.doing it with Arlene Phillips. I fell in love with the real Brazilian
:15:48. > :15:53.dancing. You were brilliant at Samba on the show. Thank you. There is a
:15:54. > :16:08.real Samba that I have fallen in love with. That is an early one.
:16:09. > :16:13.This show has a story behind it. Like Billy Elliot - we have called
:16:14. > :16:22.him "Brazili Elliot." May I use that? Have it! You must have been
:16:23. > :16:28.bored! It was our producer. Is this like a ballet? Are there any words
:16:29. > :16:36.to this? It is a true story from the streets of Brazil. I came across a
:16:37. > :16:42.man who had climbed from being a child sailor. He was sent to sea to
:16:43. > :16:46.become a fisherman. He discovered dance in the early days and began to
:16:47. > :16:50.realise that this was a way out. So it was almost like, it was dance or
:16:51. > :16:54.die. The sea experiences were scaring him so much. So, there is
:16:55. > :17:00.this - besides wonderful dancing that we have never seen on a large
:17:01. > :17:06.stage here and should have. Think of the best lifts and dips and tricks
:17:07. > :17:09.and the best passion and the best connectedness. Add that to a
:17:10. > :17:15.wonderful story and that's what it is. Great night at the theatre. I'm
:17:16. > :17:20.very proud of it. Please let Brazil win tonight or no rehearsal
:17:21. > :17:24.tomorrow! Alright. We were speaking about Billy there. How is your
:17:25. > :17:28.Billy? Is he alright? Really well. He went through a horrible time. He
:17:29. > :17:32.did. Anybody who has gone through health crisis like that, knows it is
:17:33. > :17:37.not fun and when you have been so healthy your whole life and suddenly
:17:38. > :17:43.to learn in one week that you have two major problems. He's - he went
:17:44. > :17:48.from a cancer operation which was successful to a wonderful tour in
:17:49. > :17:52.America, he toured New Zealand, he's doing a huge movie now and he's
:17:53. > :17:56.really back on track. Better on stage than I have ever seen him. He
:17:57. > :18:00.fixed his hearing. His hearing was going and he wasn't able to hear the
:18:01. > :18:04.audience. Now, he is back. Good to hear. If he would like to come on
:18:05. > :18:13.The One Show, he is more than welcome. I will pass that on. Now,
:18:14. > :18:17.Brazouka previews at the Dardyne Theatre in Dundee and then is at the
:18:18. > :18:23.Edinburgh Fringe Festival followed by the Wimbledon New The ter. As a
:18:24. > :18:28.keen diver, we think that you are going to enjoy this next film. Mike
:18:29. > :18:35.Dilger has taken a One Show viewer out of her workplace and on to the
:18:36. > :18:44.water. This Post Office overlook it is
:18:45. > :19:01.water of Cardigan Bay, West Wales. The post mistress gets extraordinary
:19:02. > :19:07.views of the dolphins. There were eight there yesterday. From this
:19:08. > :19:11.distance, it can be a fleeting glimpse. She thinks she's spotted a
:19:12. > :19:18.couple of regular visitors and is keen to find out more about them.
:19:19. > :19:23.The mother and calf you can recognise. Apart from that, it is
:19:24. > :19:28.too far away. Is it the same mother and baby you are seeing every time?
:19:29. > :19:35.I hope so. Hopefully, we will be able to find out if we get on the
:19:36. > :19:49.water. This biologist works for the Bay's Marine Wildlife Centre.
:19:50. > :19:54.Hopefully, she can tell us which dolphins they are. There are over
:19:55. > :19:56.200. She's never managed to see them up close. Within half an hour, she
:19:57. > :20:09.gets her chance. Wow! Is that close enough for you?
:20:10. > :20:12.That is close. We have one either side. The great thing is, we are
:20:13. > :20:17.keeping a straight line and the dolphins are coming to us and they
:20:18. > :20:24.are riding the wave that we are creating in front of the bow of the
:20:25. > :20:29.boat. As part of her work, Sarah has a photo database of many of the
:20:30. > :20:34.dolphins, identified by their distinctive fins, taking more shots
:20:35. > :20:39.each year means she can update and chart the animal's progress. Some
:20:40. > :20:40.are better known than others. There's probably 20 or 30 animals
:20:41. > :20:45.that we have been There's probably 20 or 30 animals
:20:46. > :20:52.every year since we started in 2005. It is great to see them every year
:20:53. > :20:59.to know that they are safe. How is the population doing here? It seems
:21:00. > :21:02.to be pretty good. We tend to see smaller groups inshore and larger
:21:03. > :21:07.groups offshore. When they come inshore, because they are looking
:21:08. > :21:10.for food, mainly, they are foraging. Shallow waters have more fish that
:21:11. > :21:15.dolphins will be feeding on, so this bay is an ideal place for a mother
:21:16. > :21:19.with young. And right one mum and her calf look particularly familiar.
:21:20. > :21:22.Lovely views of that mother and calf. Do you think you might
:21:23. > :21:27.recognise these animals? The mother and calf is the one that you can
:21:28. > :21:31.spot the most of. They are together, so I would say it is the same ones I
:21:32. > :21:37.am seeing most regular. They are your dolphins? Yes. How long would
:21:38. > :21:39.they stay together then? Quite a few years. Yes. If there
:21:40. > :21:45.they stay together then? Quite a few calf, they might well stay together
:21:46. > :21:50.for life. To identify them, Sarah takes a couple of fin shots, so back
:21:51. > :21:54.at the centre, she can match her photos with the database. There are
:21:55. > :22:00.hundreds of pictures to look through, but the two distinctive
:22:01. > :22:06.notches means Sarah can make a definite match and tell us who the
:22:07. > :22:13.mother with the calf is. She was number 99 in our photo-ID catalogue
:22:14. > :22:16.in 2010. That is when she had her calf.
:22:17. > :22:21.in 2010. That is when she had her with the same calf for the last
:22:22. > :22:23.three years. It is thought to be at least 13-years-old. Do you think
:22:24. > :22:27.that could be the mother and calf that I have seen most days out from
:22:28. > :22:32.the Post Office? For sure. There is a good chance. Dolphins have nursery
:22:33. > :22:37.areas, shallow, protected waters that mothers with calves prefer. The
:22:38. > :22:42.bay outside the Post Office is a known nursery spot. So, it is quite
:22:43. > :22:45.likely this pair are regular visitors. Does 99, the female, have
:22:46. > :22:50.a name or number for visitors. Does 99, the female, have
:22:51. > :22:54.has a number, but she doesn't have a name. 181, I think it is. Jeanette
:22:55. > :23:01.is a better name. What do you name. 181, I think it is. Jeanette
:23:02. > :23:03.That would be sweet. Perfect! Now Jeanette knows what she is looking
:23:04. > :23:08.for, she will be able to recognise Jeanette knows what she is looking
:23:09. > :23:10.99 and her newly-named calf when she next spots them from the Post
:23:11. > :23:15.Office. Just wonderful. Lovely spot. Alan
:23:16. > :23:20.Carr was there a few days ago looking for dolphins. I feel as if I
:23:21. > :23:23.have had a holiday there! Sticking with marine life, we asked you to
:23:24. > :23:28.send in interesting things that have been washed up on beaches. Read that
:23:29. > :23:34.out for us, Pamela. This is a Great White shark tooth found by Louise on
:23:35. > :23:38.a beach in Portugal. Great White sharks - I have dived with them -
:23:39. > :23:44.they have very fragile jaws and teeth. A lot of the shark feeding
:23:45. > :23:48.that is going on is - they break their jaw on that and the teeth come
:23:49. > :23:54.out. Well, it is time now to solve that mystery that we have been going
:23:55. > :23:58.on about. Arthur Smith, we told him his next project was about washed up
:23:59. > :24:08.old rubbish - thank goodness he didn't take it personally! Welcome
:24:09. > :24:15.to Texel, it's the most southerly of the Frisian Islands off Holland's
:24:16. > :24:23.north coast. A whopping two tonnes of the sea's cast-offs land here
:24:24. > :24:28.every day. And what do the locals do with everything that washes up here?
:24:29. > :24:40.Well, of course, they put it in a museum. Lifeboats, old ammunition,
:24:41. > :24:45.helmets, underpants. This man is one of Texel's beachcombers. He works at
:24:46. > :24:49.the island's museum. You have to go to the beach and find stuff, you are
:24:50. > :24:54.curious, you want to find stuff from other places and to see where it
:24:55. > :24:57.comes from, and try to find out from which country. How do you decide
:24:58. > :25:01.which bits you are going to keep and which you are not going to keep? As
:25:02. > :25:05.soon as you can recycle it, as soon as you can use it again. Looking
:25:06. > :25:09.around in this hall, the whole hall was built of stuff that's brought in
:25:10. > :25:13.from the beach. The roof is supported by masts, the floor is
:25:14. > :25:19.being found 20 years ago washed ashore. You aren't actually allowed
:25:20. > :25:24.to remove things from the beach in Holland. It is prohibited by law. As
:25:25. > :25:30.soon as it is off the beach, it is not illegal? They have to prove you
:25:31. > :25:43.have got it from the beach. They probably have a fair idea! I'm off
:25:44. > :25:50.to meet another rebel. This man has been beachcombing for over 65 years
:25:51. > :25:51.and runs Texel's other flotsam and jetsam museum - yes, they have two
:25:52. > :26:18.of them! This had been cast off the coast of
:26:19. > :26:23.England by a disgruntled boyfriend and his ex was not pleased with it.
:26:24. > :26:24.When she asked for it back, the beachcombers refused. It oo es a
:26:25. > :26:38.rule. -- it's a rule, you see. Why, you may ask, does so much stuff
:26:39. > :26:42.from the UK end up on Texel's shores. Allow me to explain. It is
:26:43. > :26:47.to do with the position of the the island off the north coast of
:26:48. > :26:53.Holland, the North Sea currents coming up here and the strong
:26:54. > :27:03.south-westerly winds. These combine to make Texel a magnet for flotsam
:27:04. > :27:06.and jetsam. It's the sheer volume of stuff you find here that's so
:27:07. > :27:10.fascinating. I mean, who would have thought there would be so many odd
:27:11. > :27:16.shoes floating around in the North Sea. And the odd thing about the odd
:27:17. > :27:22.shoes is, most of them are left shoes, so what happened to all the
:27:23. > :27:30.right ones? This man has been collecting off these shores for over
:27:31. > :27:48.70 years. She -- he has a theory about the left shoe mystery.
:27:49. > :27:53.And according to the theory, it stands to reason that because the
:27:54. > :27:57.right shoe is shaped the opposite way, they move in the opposite
:27:58. > :28:03.direction, so I guess somewhere in Britain there is a beach full of
:28:04. > :28:07.right shoes. After only 20 minutes of beachcombing, I have found quite
:28:08. > :28:12.a good little selection of mysterious items. Well, this isn't
:28:13. > :28:17.mysterious, a flip-flop and a glove. What would get me going would be to
:28:18. > :28:24.find a message in a bottle, but never mind. I will try and make
:28:25. > :28:28.something out of this lot! It is a good theory about the
:28:29. > :28:34.left-hand shoes... If you live near that right shoe beach, let us know.
:28:35. > :28:38.Yes. Brilliant. That is it for tonight. Thank you, Pamela. Good
:28:39. > :28:41.luck with Brazouka and good luck getting back to Dundee with that on
:28:42. > :28:48.your head! You have to get on the train. Absolutely. The sleeper. Will
:28:49. > :28:51.it fit? Who knows? Davina McCall and former Prime Minister Sir John Major
:28:52. > :28:53.will be here tomorrow and the Manic Street Preachers will be singing
:28:54. > :29:16.live. See you at 7.00pm. Bye. DRUMBEATS CONTINUE
:29:17. > :29:23.WITH SWELLING, DRAMATIC MUSIC