10/01/2013

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:00:23. > :00:28.Hello and welcome to the One Show with Matt Baker. And fresh from her

:00:28. > :00:33.Comic Relief visit to Malawi, look who's back, Alex is here! So nice

:00:33. > :00:39.to be back. It was a sobering experience for the top of the year.

:00:39. > :00:43.I'm sure. Where's your tan? Sorry. Hang on, who's that mystery voice

:00:43. > :00:48.that we haven't introduced yet? Well, our guest tonight, you

:00:48. > :00:51.wouldn't want to be next to him in a hotel. No he's forever holding

:00:51. > :00:57.parties in his room with laughter every Friday night. You wouldn't

:00:57. > :01:03.want to stay in room 102. You've seen him, it's that funny bloke

:01:03. > :01:11.from Room 101, Frank Skinner. APPLAUSE

:01:11. > :01:16.Sorry. I went early. I started about 6.55, I was hilarious then.

:01:16. > :01:22.You two had a little meeting on the show. Yeah we did. Hold it. We did,

:01:22. > :01:30.yeah. Alex.show. She did Room 101. She put you in Matt. You never

:01:30. > :01:34.mentioned that. You, the BBC. The English. Don't say things like that.

:01:34. > :01:38.No, she didn't. I did have good choices. You didn't pick any of

:01:38. > :01:44.them in fairness. You picked the seagull, which is one of the

:01:44. > :01:48.noblest of creatures. I'm sorry, it's flying vermin. This is why we

:01:48. > :01:53.don't like them. They do things like this. They nick people's

:01:53. > :01:58.sandwiches and live for 40 years, which is the worst bit. They chase

:01:58. > :02:06.dogs which is brilliant. They're a postman all -- there are postmen

:02:06. > :02:13.going "hooray ". John Craven, I can't believe he put the marrow in

:02:13. > :02:18.there. Yes, a cub trifile person. Every -- Countryfile person.

:02:18. > :02:22.couldn't believe it. He always turns up with fruit and veg.

:02:22. > :02:26.way, now the last few weeks in Belfast has fallen back into the

:02:26. > :02:30.type of street violence not seen in many years. Families, businesses

:02:30. > :02:40.and tourists have enjoyed over a decade of relative peace. Has their

:02:40. > :02:43.

:02:43. > :02:46.faith in the new Belfast been It seems like this -- it's scenes

:02:46. > :02:49.like this that the people of Northern Ireland had hoped were

:02:49. > :02:51.consigned to the past. With the protest with no sign after baiting

:02:52. > :02:57.here, I've come to find out the impact on the everyday people of

:02:57. > :03:05.Belfast. The morning after, I head back to the scene of last night's

:03:05. > :03:09.disturbances. Like most people in this part of East Belfast, chip

:03:09. > :03:14.shop manager Stuart diz agrees with the decision to restrict the flying

:03:14. > :03:19.of the flag. At the moment we're down about �2,000 a week on average.

:03:19. > :03:24.That's over the whole six weeks. One example would be last Saturday.

:03:24. > :03:27.We were actually down �1,000 in one day. We actually had to close the

:03:27. > :03:32.doors because they were rioting outside the front of shop. People

:03:32. > :03:35.are afraid to come out and are afraid to come this side of town.

:03:35. > :03:40.Now that is really interesting, because you would think a riot

:03:40. > :03:44.happens for a couple of hours in the evening, how can that have an

:03:44. > :03:48.impact on businesses? But Stuart says his business is down by 50%

:03:48. > :03:52.because people are too scared to come down this road.

:03:52. > :03:56.The protests may be limited to just a handful of flash points, but

:03:56. > :04:00.their impact has been felt in the wider community. In the city centre,

:04:00. > :04:03.many shops and restaurants have seen customers staying away, while

:04:03. > :04:08.business leaders estimate the recent disturbances could have cost

:04:08. > :04:13.the local economy up to �15 million. It has stopped me from coming into

:04:13. > :04:17.town. I've been in a couple of times. The last time the buses were

:04:17. > :04:22.cancelled and I had to walk from the town. I suppose I can see why

:04:22. > :04:25.people wouldn't come down, but me personally, because I know the city,

:04:25. > :04:29.it's only certain areas where the hassle is going on. It wouldn't put

:04:29. > :04:35.me off. It does actually. We don't know whether we can get home at

:04:35. > :04:38.night. Even at work, I work usually till about 6pm, I've had to leave

:04:38. > :04:42.early to ensure I can get a bus home. Not everyone I talk to wanted

:04:42. > :04:46.to be filmed. There was concern that the protests will escalate.

:04:46. > :04:50.That would be bad news for those who've benefited from the rising

:04:50. > :04:53.visitors since the peace process began, like Joe Turner who runs bus

:04:53. > :04:58.tours. It's already had quite an impact on our business. The

:04:58. > :05:02.weekends at this time of year would be when we earn a lot of our money.

:05:02. > :05:07.We've found that I lot of people are stay ago way because of it.

:05:07. > :05:12.the riots continue, what could that mean for the future? For us, it

:05:12. > :05:16.could be diabolical. It would put us out of business. The sight-

:05:16. > :05:18.seeing business within Belfast is tailing off at moment as it is.

:05:18. > :05:23.Politicians on all sides have condemned the violence and say

:05:23. > :05:28.they're trying to find a solution. That can't come quick enough for

:05:28. > :05:31.this restaurant owner. We lost the lunch time business on the days the

:05:32. > :05:35.protests have been held. We've had cancellations ats the nighttime.

:05:35. > :05:39.What's happened hasn't been about people being afraid to come into

:05:39. > :05:43.the city centre, it's the hassle factor. People are thinking, can I

:05:43. > :05:46.get a bus home or a taxi home? do you say to those thinking of

:05:46. > :05:50.coming to Northern Ireland for the weekend? Please come. You'll have a

:05:50. > :05:55.ball. You won't see any trouble at all. You'll have a fantastic time

:05:55. > :05:58.and it's great value. Many people we've spoken to agree with Bob. But

:05:58. > :06:03.the hassle factor is most frustrating. Though most want the

:06:03. > :06:10.violence to stop, Belfast is trying to get on with life as normal.

:06:10. > :06:13.Simon's here. Back in the 90s you stayed next to the Royal Opera

:06:13. > :06:17.House which had just been bombed. Yeah, in those days, I don't know

:06:17. > :06:21.if it was like it all the time, but it was like Bonfire Night. You know

:06:21. > :06:27.that smoky smell? You used to get soldiers this those tanks, where

:06:27. > :06:32.like a platform on the top. It was scary. But I think, one of the

:06:32. > :06:35.problems with islands is if they stagger a bit, people think it's

:06:35. > :06:39.going back to the old days. We have to stop thinking that and believe

:06:39. > :06:43.in the process more. You've been over there, what were your

:06:43. > :06:46.impressions then? I think it's important to point out there's a

:06:46. > :06:52.lot of people being hurt by this trouble. But it is isolated to a

:06:52. > :06:54.hand fl of very specific areas of the city. It's not everywhere.

:06:54. > :06:58.People of Northern Ireland are quite resilient and humorous about

:06:58. > :07:02.it. We were there on Tuesday night and along with the bricks and

:07:02. > :07:08.bottles, there were a lot of golf balls thrown at the police by the

:07:08. > :07:13.rioters. In the midst of the riot two little old ladies came walking

:07:13. > :07:17.through the ranks of the riot. As they pass, all the media and police

:07:17. > :07:24.cowering behind the armoured cars, the golf balls around them, one

:07:24. > :07:27.said," Rory McIlroy is unhappy about something." Then carried on

:07:27. > :07:32.their way. The cost to businesses is �15 million. There's a lot of

:07:32. > :07:36.other costs involved as well. police already saying it's cost

:07:36. > :07:40.them �7 million so far to deal with all this. But the real worry for

:07:40. > :07:46.people in Northern Ireland is the cost to the wider economy. Along

:07:46. > :07:52.with investors being put off... a big year as well. 2013 is meant

:07:52. > :07:57.to be a big year for tourist with Derry being the City of Culture.

:07:57. > :08:01.The Titanic museum is opening. A lot of hopes for this year. Now in

:08:01. > :08:04.50 years' time, when telly is obsolete and The One Show is

:08:04. > :08:08.downloaded straight into your brains, hopefully we can get your

:08:08. > :08:15.little boy to do one of our growing up with films for us. Yes, that

:08:15. > :08:22.would be brilliant. You don't even know what it is yet. I'm figure ing

:08:22. > :08:29.will I be alive? We asked children of fame ougs personalities to talk

:08:29. > :08:32.about their childhood. # I've got that photograph of you

:08:32. > :08:37.# It's in my head # My father was Spike Milligan, who

:08:38. > :08:44.was an expressive and wonderful genius, poet, compassionate,

:08:45. > :08:53.vegetarian, lunatic, tea drinking, trumpet-playing, wonderful dad you

:08:53. > :08:56.could possibly hope for. He wasn't an outrageous figure, but he was

:08:56. > :09:03.very chilled and mellow, sensitive man. Around the house he liked

:09:03. > :09:10.routine. He liked things to be very ordered. He was a soldier. We lived

:09:10. > :09:18.in a very organised and tidy house, not a chaotic, eccentric genius'

:09:18. > :09:23.house at all. I was born in the late 60s. He was at the peak of his

:09:24. > :09:28.fame. I have three older siblings who are quite a bit older than me.

:09:28. > :09:34.Their mum and our dad separated and my father gained custody of the

:09:34. > :09:43.three kids, which was quite rare in those days. I'm glad he did,

:09:43. > :09:48.because then I got to grow up with them. I went to the animal stare,

:09:48. > :09:53.the birds and bees were there... had an intercom in our house. We

:09:53. > :09:58.all had different numbers u, because it was quite big. He would

:09:58. > :10:03.buzz you and say, "Come and hear this poem. I've written a good

:10:03. > :10:06.poem." If I could write words like leaves on an Autumn forest floor,

:10:06. > :10:11.what a bonfire my letters would make."

:10:11. > :10:17.The children help me by the sheer simplicity and lovingness and not

:10:17. > :10:26.wanting anything sceptd love or a story. When dad was down, he just

:10:26. > :10:30.would rather see a little child than somebody complex. We were

:10:30. > :10:35.privy to a lot of this so-called terrible depression which, when you

:10:35. > :10:39.went into his room and it was all dark and he was in his pajamas, he

:10:39. > :10:49.would give you the biggest smile. To me, I thought, he's in control

:10:49. > :10:53.

:10:53. > :10:57.This is Spike's last car, which he bought when he moved to Rye. He

:10:57. > :11:03.bought it in bright yellow so that he'd be able to see it in the dark

:11:03. > :11:07.he was a bit of a speed freak. He would park anywhere. He would leave

:11:07. > :11:11.very funny messages or if he couldn't get somewhere, he would

:11:11. > :11:14.drive all offer the pavement, which as a small child, I thought, was

:11:15. > :11:23.brilliant. When I was about eight, my parents spotted this house which

:11:23. > :11:26.was in need of a lot of work and they spent years doing it up. But

:11:26. > :11:32.Spike wasn't very security conscious. The front door was often

:11:32. > :11:38.not very well locked. He said the world was burglar mad and that kind

:11:38. > :11:43.of behaviour attracted more fear. He wasn't a big locky up the house,

:11:43. > :11:48.locky up the car kind of guy. It was a lovely place to grow up. We

:11:48. > :11:51.were never bothered here. When we first moved in in 1974, all the

:11:52. > :11:57.properties that they have built around, well it was mine, I was

:11:57. > :12:03.just eight. I used to run wild. I was Tarzan.

:12:03. > :12:08.My mum died when I was just short of my 12th birthday and I can

:12:08. > :12:13.remember very clearly him sitting me down and saying right, now mum

:12:13. > :12:17.is gone, I need to be with you more and so I'm going to come and work

:12:17. > :12:22.from home, so we can be together more. He spoiled me rotten. We

:12:22. > :12:25.spent a lot of time going to see live music and shows. He took me on

:12:25. > :12:30.tour with him a couple of times as well.

:12:30. > :12:36.# I've got this photograph of you... In the past ten years since he's

:12:36. > :12:42.died, people have written things, focusing on his depression and his

:12:42. > :12:46.difficult side. But look at what he left us. He left us incredible

:12:46. > :12:52.writing and incredible humour. There's so much, isn't there, of

:12:52. > :12:57.Spike, his legacy. Excuse me constable, have you seen the payoff

:12:57. > :13:04.to this comedy sketch? That was no lady, that was my wife, going by on

:13:04. > :13:10.a cycle. Thank you. How did he know I was a constable? What a lovely

:13:10. > :13:15.film. Brilliant. Thanks so much to Jane for telling us her story.

:13:15. > :13:18.She's turned out to be a chip off the old block, currently in Hansel

:13:18. > :13:22.and Gretel in best fall. You went to an audience with Spike Milligan.

:13:22. > :13:25.I did. What did you ask him? don't know if you know, this

:13:25. > :13:28.audience with, they come up to you before and say would you ask a

:13:28. > :13:32.question. Here's the question. He was about 70-odd at time. The

:13:32. > :13:37.question was, "Can you remember the first time you made someone laugh

:13:37. > :13:42.on purpose?" I said, is it good to have a the word "remember" in it

:13:42. > :13:46.for a man in his 70s. They said, no he knows about. It he went yes? I

:13:46. > :13:53.said, "Can you remember the first time you made someone laugh on

:13:53. > :13:57.purpose?" And he went. Next question. I felt so terrible. That

:13:58. > :14:03.was my one contact with Spike Milligan. It was a disaster. It

:14:03. > :14:06.wasn't my fault. What was lovely is that you said after Jane's mum died

:14:06. > :14:10.that he consciously spent more time at home to be with the children. Do

:14:10. > :14:14.you feel like that now that you have Buzz. I hope my girlfriend is

:14:14. > :14:18.not watching this. Now that you have Buzz... If I'd watched that

:14:18. > :14:22.film a year ago, I'd have thought, that's a nice film and I was

:14:22. > :14:28.actually watching it, and that bit with the little girl, it's really

:14:28. > :14:32.made me sad. I like the idea that, if you're a comedian and a dad you

:14:32. > :14:37.can use some of your professional skills to keep the kids. I'm doing

:14:37. > :14:47.dances and stuff at home. I'm doing some of my less adult material. At

:14:47. > :14:49.

:14:49. > :14:55.But I wonder if Spike did all of that stuff? He probably did.

:14:55. > :14:59.I'm sure. I saw footage of Charlie Chaplin, when he makes the bread

:14:59. > :15:07.rolls dance. He did it at home with the kids.

:15:07. > :15:14.I like my kids to see me do The One Show each morning. Yes, and

:15:14. > :15:18.tomorrow, Countryfile. Who is going to be John Craven! Brilliant stuff.

:15:19. > :15:23.As Frank is the gate keeper of Room 101, I know something that I'm sure

:15:23. > :15:29.millions of people would love to put into it. It is of course the

:15:29. > :15:34.winter vomiting bug, Norovirus. AKA hell. If you have not had it,

:15:34. > :15:38.you are likely to know somebody who has. As we find out, we have

:15:38. > :15:41.ourselves to blame. The number of Norovirus cases

:15:41. > :15:45.jumped 72% over the Christmas period compared to last year. The

:15:45. > :15:51.outbreak is showing no signs of slowing down. What we can do to

:15:51. > :15:55.stop it spreading is to of course wash our hands. 99% of us claim to

:15:55. > :15:59.wash our hands each time we visit the bathroom but is this really

:15:59. > :16:03.true? Today we are finding out how clean the hands of people in

:16:03. > :16:08.Manchester are. We are taking samples from the people here in the

:16:08. > :16:13.city centre. Right, do I take this? We are testing for signs of faecal

:16:13. > :16:16.matter. It is worth saying if you do test positive, it does not

:16:17. > :16:20.necessarily mean you have not washed your hands. They could have

:16:20. > :16:26.picked it up anywhere. When did you last wash your hands?

:16:26. > :16:30.Six hours ago. Less than an hour. Three hours... About an hour ago.

:16:30. > :16:37.Do you wash after going to the toilet? Yes. Yes.

:16:37. > :16:42.Thank you for being so honest! I will not shake your hand now! No-

:16:42. > :16:44.one is immune from the Norovirus, but it is the very young and the

:16:44. > :16:49.elderly most vulnerable when they catch it.

:16:49. > :16:54.This year we are in a much worse situation. We have seen 4,000

:16:54. > :16:57.reported cases. They are the tip of the iceberg. So that 4,000

:16:57. > :17:00.represents over 1 million people infected since the gaining of last

:17:00. > :17:05.year. You can catch it easily? Yes, in a

:17:05. > :17:10.number of ways. From touching a surface that is contaminated with

:17:10. > :17:14.the virus. By eating food or drinking water contaminated by

:17:14. > :17:19.somebody who is ill and in some circumstances inhaling drop let's

:17:19. > :17:23.in the air that carry the infection. Because it is so infectious,

:17:23. > :17:29.hospitals have been forced to close wards with thousands of beds

:17:29. > :17:34.affected. This hospital in Stoke fought hard to contain its recent

:17:34. > :17:37.outbreak over the Christmas period. We have had up to six wards closed

:17:37. > :17:41.with Norovirus. How many beds does it affect?

:17:41. > :17:46.can affect at any one time 40 to 60 beds. Over Christmas it was about

:17:46. > :17:52.And the fact it is in the hospital make it is even more serious than

:17:52. > :17:56.it would be for any of us getting it? In hospital, you are already

:17:56. > :18:01.ill, vulnerable. For our patients it can be more of an issue for them.

:18:01. > :18:06.So we want to prevent it at all costs. Please don't come in until

:18:06. > :18:10.after 48 hours if you have had contact with symptoms or had the

:18:10. > :18:15.symptoms yourself. If cow come in, please don't bring in food...

:18:15. > :18:19.If they have been in the home and pick it up.

:18:20. > :18:24.It can come in on the food? Yes, the best thing to do is wash your

:18:24. > :18:29.hands. So, what about the 100 people we

:18:29. > :18:32.tested in Manchester city centre? How clean were their hands? You

:18:32. > :18:37.have the samples in with interesting results? Yes. What I

:18:37. > :18:40.found is that there are about 50 people who had obviously washed

:18:40. > :18:44.their hands with low numbers of organisms on.

:18:44. > :18:50.That is about half. The other half had high numbers of organise

:18:50. > :18:56.anymores on or 30 of these. So 30 out of the 100 had fiekal organisms

:18:56. > :19:02.on the hands. They could have got it from not

:19:02. > :19:05.washing hands or from other places as well? That's right.

:19:05. > :19:10.Of the 30 people two thirds were men.

:19:10. > :19:14.Really? That is horrible. Now the results do not mean that the p%

:19:14. > :19:19.carry the Norovirus, but as it is passed on through contact with

:19:19. > :19:21.vomit Orpheusis, it shows how easily that the virus can spread --

:19:21. > :19:27.30%. The good thing is that lots of

:19:27. > :19:31.people were washing their hands but perhaps others don't get it? Is

:19:31. > :19:35.that right? I think so. When you wash your hands, warm water, soap

:19:35. > :19:41.and start to wash them in all of the creases.

:19:41. > :19:46.Make sure that you wash them well. Rinse them well, and apply more

:19:46. > :19:49.soap and usually sing Happy Birthday, really to ensure that I

:19:49. > :19:53.have washed my hands for long enough.

:19:53. > :19:59.Val Edwards-Jones may not be shocked that 30% of the people

:19:59. > :20:03.tested had faecal bacteria on their hands it shows you how much a

:20:03. > :20:10.difference it makes just to wash your hands. She's watching, so I

:20:10. > :20:15.will do it. That is your fifth go, Frank?

:20:15. > :20:22.the last film made me want to cry, this one frightened me to death.

:20:22. > :20:28.I do wash my hands, to make it clear but I think that I gave it to

:20:28. > :20:33.Lionel Richie! Did you, what a brilliant person to give it to.

:20:33. > :20:41.Well, it was his fault, he went in for a kiss on the lips. He was

:20:41. > :20:45.dicing with death! The trouble is I am going home by skiing... That is

:20:45. > :20:49.definitely going into Room 101, but let's have a look to see what is

:20:49. > :20:56.happening this Friday. I don't like people who are naked

:20:56. > :21:01.in public changing rooms. It is worse in a bloke's gym, imagine?

:21:01. > :21:07.What do you mean you imagine? You don't know? No!? But it is hard to

:21:07. > :21:12.compare, obviously. With men, how can I put this delicately at this

:21:12. > :21:18.hour. With men size... With women, I don't know if women have made up

:21:18. > :21:26.their mind about themselves, what is sewer earior, with the men, the

:21:26. > :21:33.votes have been counted! APPLAUSE Are you agreeing with the naked

:21:33. > :21:41.females? I don't mind a quick drop of the towel and the undies on but

:21:41. > :21:46.when the cream is going on, it is too much! Can I get that on DVD?! I

:21:46. > :21:53.cannot cope. I will go in, swim, then go home soaking wet rather

:21:53. > :21:58.than be seen. I'm an old man. I look like I have not been ironed!

:21:58. > :22:02.Frankenstein! Now, we wanted to give the viewers a chance to give

:22:02. > :22:10.something to put in Room 101. We are on a very appropriate bus, so

:22:10. > :22:14.have a look at this. Right. Frank, I would like to put clowns

:22:14. > :22:20.in Room 101. They are creepy. want to put in cheap possibility

:22:20. > :22:26.paper. There is no point in it. What-related annoys me is people

:22:26. > :22:31.who wear socks and sandals. You think, why are you doing that?

:22:31. > :22:35.I -- what I would like to put into Room 101 is everybody younger than

:22:35. > :22:40.myself! I think what you really need to put into Room 101 is

:22:40. > :22:48.annoying camera cruise that turn up when you are clearly having a bad

:22:48. > :22:55.hair day! A super job. Some good ones there.

:22:55. > :22:59.What do you reckon to all of that lot, Frank? I used to be at a

:22:59. > :23:04.school where we had toilet paper that could be used as tracing paper.

:23:04. > :23:10.We had a thing you could not take the roll. You had to say how many

:23:10. > :23:16.sheets you needed. Honestly. So, you would say I would have,

:23:16. > :23:23.seven...? And then come back in and say make that nine! I bet Norovirus

:23:24. > :23:31.was rife in your school! I don't think it came to our school! Clowns

:23:31. > :23:37.I can't put in as I feel that I am part of that team. Sandals and

:23:37. > :23:42.socks? I don't do that, the Room 101 is not big enough for them!

:23:42. > :23:48.yes, I think that I will put in sandals and socks. As terrifying

:23:48. > :23:52.that feet can be, we must be confronted by the truth of humanity.

:23:52. > :24:00.Has anyone ever said that on the One Show before? I would like to

:24:00. > :24:07.put in the One Show theme into Room 101, I think Frankenstein?! Some

:24:07. > :24:17.people love it. It is a real trumpeter! I know but when you

:24:17. > :24:21.watch the Million Pound Drop, it does not repeat the number... Nor

:24:21. > :24:28.the Magnificent Seven... Seven... Len Goodman could do that theme!

:24:28. > :24:32.Well, you have two ones in the title of your show, so you cannot

:24:32. > :24:37.disour show! I know but we have come up with a tune.

:24:37. > :24:41.Well, you can see what goes into Room 101 tomorrow at 8.30pm on BBC

:24:41. > :24:47.One. On Monday's show we heard from you

:24:48. > :24:52.about the terrible Christmas presents you received. There is a

:24:52. > :24:56.lovely gallery. What did you pick out? Crafting with cat hair caught

:24:56. > :25:01.my eye. Our photographer jaimswraim jaim

:25:01. > :25:06.has the best way to get value from the worst gifts.

:25:06. > :25:11.-- Jamie Crawford. If you are selling Christmas

:25:12. > :25:16.presents, a good photo can lift the price. This is the same vase,

:25:16. > :25:26.photographed well and badly. Let's see which people think is more

:25:26. > :25:26.

:25:26. > :25:32.valuable? About �150. How about this one? About �2,000? Ten euros.

:25:32. > :25:38.OK, the second one? 500 euros. That is conclusive, a good picture

:25:38. > :25:43.can pay. Peter is the head Auxerre at an

:25:43. > :25:50.auction house. I have come to pick his brains. Can his techniques be

:25:50. > :25:57.used to get the best prices for the gifts that did not cut the mustard?

:25:57. > :26:01.So, two lights, on the table. The white backing. There is shadows

:26:01. > :26:07.that are reflected and then a reflector to shoften the shadows.

:26:07. > :26:09.Then a lighter on the top. That is not on the piece, it gives depth

:26:10. > :26:14.between the object and the background.

:26:14. > :26:19.Surprisingly, Peter shoots from well back on a long lens.

:26:19. > :26:24.If you use wide angle lens it is close to the object and distorted.

:26:24. > :26:29.The finished photo shows the detail. That spotlight on the background is

:26:29. > :26:34.effective in creating depth. This is a professional set-up with

:26:35. > :26:39.expensive equipment but the ideas can be Boroeded to attract

:26:39. > :26:48.morbiders and get higher prices for the unwanted Christmas gifts. To

:26:48. > :26:51.prove a point, I am off to help a keen internet auctioneer to take

:26:51. > :26:55.photographs of her stuff. Claire has been selling online for

:26:55. > :27:00.eight years. I have a cupboard full of stuff.

:27:00. > :27:07.When I have time I load it up. And go and buy yourself something

:27:07. > :27:12.with the proceeds? Yes. But Claire admits, that her photos

:27:12. > :27:17.can be rub urb. She is not alone. This seller is not showing the item

:27:18. > :27:23.at its best. The taty box does not fetch a lot and this is fingers and

:27:23. > :27:27.thumbs. I end up selling for 99p, when you

:27:27. > :27:34.could sell it for a fiver. This is a home studio. It is a

:27:34. > :27:37.steal at �30. It can use it to copy Peter's techniques.

:27:37. > :27:42.The light will bounce off the back so you don't have that, that is

:27:42. > :27:47.what you get? Exactly. Lots of photos that people take,

:27:47. > :27:51.they take with a standing level, but you want to see this in the

:27:51. > :27:57.best light. So get level and steady yourself up with the camera. You

:27:57. > :28:02.can see it is wide. It is lost in the photo. So use the zoom and hone

:28:02. > :28:08.in on it. Nice and steady and keep the flash off. Then fire away.

:28:08. > :28:14.It looks nice. I don't want to sell it now! Without a home studio you

:28:14. > :28:20.can get better pictures easily with an ordinary white sheet it

:28:20. > :28:25.declutters the shot, focuses the attention where it should be and

:28:25. > :28:30.diffuses the light. Avoiding the flash as it can be harsh. Use a

:28:30. > :28:36.tripod if possible and a longer exposure. The timer on the camera

:28:36. > :28:40.is useful here. So don't catch the -- touch the

:28:40. > :28:46.camera. Then hit go, you have two seconds to get out of the way.

:28:46. > :28:51.Perfect. That looks really nice. I will buy one of those, please! Some

:28:51. > :28:56.super tip there is. Another good example of how to make a relatively

:28:57. > :29:03.ordinary object look special, here it is! There we go! Can you get

:29:03. > :29:08.those on eBay? Can you get a home kit for photographing stuff on

:29:08. > :29:13.eBay? I don't know. It looks like you could spend more on the

:29:13. > :29:19.photography stuff? You can use a little white sheet and a torch U