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:00:09. > :00:15.For thousands of years, fire breathing dragon roamed the Earth

:00:16. > :00:21.destroying everything. It was heading for the one show studio!

:00:22. > :00:25.Until 14 brave knights in shining armour came to the rescue. You all

:00:26. > :00:49.right, Al? Not really, no! That took one hour, just so you

:00:50. > :00:52.know. Was it worth it? It took two, to be honest. Welcome to the one

:00:53. > :00:59.show with Chris Evans and Alex Jones. No dragons were harmed in the

:01:00. > :01:03.making of that. She is called Elsie and she is gorgeous. Please welcome

:01:04. > :01:03.our guests tonight, the creeds and Bob Mortimer.

:01:04. > :01:07.APPLAUSE .

:01:08. > :01:14.Nice to see you both still together after all these years. Yes, that's

:01:15. > :01:19.the title song, isn't it? It is. The great thing is, it's always been Vic

:01:20. > :01:25.and Bob. No deviation, just Vic and Bob. Have you ever been tempted to

:01:26. > :01:31.stray? From the path we have been given? Jennifer Saunders delays and

:01:32. > :01:37.dallies with Joanna Lumley and Dawn French. We do other recent pieces.

:01:38. > :01:42.With anybody specifically? Have you been attracted to another potential

:01:43. > :01:48.partner? My wife. I was attracted to her. That's fortunate. Another

:01:49. > :01:53.comedy romance, Bob? I can't really remember working with anyone in

:01:54. > :01:58.particular. Where the sparks are flown. That's nice, isn't it? How

:01:59. > :02:02.many years now? 27. APPLAUSE

:02:03. > :02:05.. Isn't that wonderful. What is the

:02:06. > :02:11.thing you like least about him? That's easy. Some of the food he

:02:12. > :02:17.eats, he brings to work, it's quite extraordinary. I'm always polite

:02:18. > :02:25.about it. He makes his own sausages. As soon as he splits the skin, every

:02:26. > :02:30.insect is there. Dead. Right to reply. I bring in what's left over

:02:31. > :02:37.from last night 's dinner. What Bob brings in the heavy treacle sponge

:02:38. > :02:46.cake. Nice. Heavy, heavy... Jamaica ginger. I love that cake. He just

:02:47. > :02:50.scoops it out with a spoon. And that's marriage for you, ladies and

:02:51. > :02:54.gentlemen. We will talk about their sitcom House of Fools later on but

:02:55. > :02:58.what if we were to tell you that one of these, some chocolate and some

:02:59. > :03:05.cranberries, had ten times more sugar than the other? It continues

:03:06. > :03:08.on the show later on. After the torrential storms, many people will

:03:09. > :03:12.be spending this weekend getting their homes and gardens in shape, as

:03:13. > :03:18.well as filing insurance claims for the damages. But some storm damage

:03:19. > :03:22.is irreplaceable. Lucy went to some badly affected areas of Britain's

:03:23. > :03:26.coastline which are beyond repair. In the last few weeks, severe storms

:03:27. > :03:32.have reshaped huge swathes of the UK's coastal landscape and over 250

:03:33. > :03:37.flood warnings have been issued by the Environment Agency. Scotland has

:03:38. > :03:41.seen the most rainfall since records began in 1910. 140 homes in Wales

:03:42. > :03:45.have been flooded and people evacuated. The Southeast has had its

:03:46. > :03:52.wettest December for 50 years and, in the south-west, the story is much

:03:53. > :03:57.the same. Just a few days ago, here in Cornwall, you would've seen an

:03:58. > :04:03.iconic piece of coastline in all its glory. Since then, the wind and the

:04:04. > :04:06.waves have pummelled this section of coastline. The waves have been up to

:04:07. > :04:13.30 feet. Can you imagine the force of the wind and the waves? They

:04:14. > :04:20.smashed what is known locally as Jan Levitt is rock into the sea. Dave

:04:21. > :04:23.Owen, assistant head of the environment at Cornwall Council, has

:04:24. > :04:26.been monitoring effects of extreme weather along the coastline.

:04:27. > :04:29.Cornwall is on the receiving end of the first bit of weather which comes

:04:30. > :04:33.across the Atlantic, and it comes across, and it says committee is

:04:34. > :04:39.Cordle, let's it a good spanking. It's been the worst I have seen for

:04:40. > :04:44.the last 25 years. We have lost structures, some of them dating back

:04:45. > :04:49.to 1847. -- Cornwall. Some of the more modern. We have never seen

:04:50. > :04:52.damage like it. How does it feel to lose the structures? The worst was

:04:53. > :04:58.what happened here where we lost the pepper pot and had lots of damage to

:04:59. > :05:03.the inner harbour wall. Something she you can't rebuild and are

:05:04. > :05:05.irreplaceable. Cornwall is a dynamic coastline. Out of this would come

:05:06. > :05:09.new structures and the landscape will evolve. Have you been surprised

:05:10. > :05:14.by the resilience of people, not just in Cornwall, the nationwide?

:05:15. > :05:18.Fantastic, I have been talking to colleagues in Kent and Hampshire and

:05:19. > :05:20.Dorset, and it is the same everywhere. Communities always

:05:21. > :05:29.respond remarkably strongly to these events. At current ports, 100 people

:05:30. > :05:33.made 500 sandbags. Fantastic. This beach is missing large quantities of

:05:34. > :05:36.sand. The wind and waves of dramatically altered the

:05:37. > :05:42.beach-front. So what has gone on here then? Basically, as you can

:05:43. > :05:47.see, this was 20 foot of sand. A smooth finish. It's a nice

:05:48. > :05:52.trajectory going down to the beach and now you have got a precipice.

:05:53. > :05:59.Three days ago that was 15 feet straight down. How quickly did this

:06:00. > :06:05.happen? Over to spring tides. Does it amazing that that can happen?

:06:06. > :06:12.Absolutely, but it's a phenomenal experience. You never take it for

:06:13. > :06:16.granted. Monday lunchtime it picked up to in excess of 30 feet. I have

:06:17. > :06:21.never seen anything like it anywhere in the world. If that had happened

:06:22. > :06:26.on Saturday night, I imagine we would have no watering hole and no

:06:27. > :06:30.visitor centre as well. Are you saying it's not as bad as it

:06:31. > :06:35.could've been? If we would've had a north-westerly wind, I don't think

:06:36. > :06:38.we have been standing here. Now, we are all hoping that the severe

:06:39. > :06:43.weather, the worst country seems the decades has finally run its course.

:06:44. > :06:46.But it is testament to the resilience of a nation that we have

:06:47. > :06:52.found so many ways to overcome the devastation and destruction.

:06:53. > :06:56.Thank you. Vic and Bob I getting ready to do a special weather

:06:57. > :06:57.forecast for us. Carol Kirkwood is here.

:06:58. > :07:05.APPLAUSE Good evening.

:07:06. > :07:09.Up early this morning. I love it. Is this the end of the wet windy

:07:10. > :07:12.weather? Not necessarily. I will talk more about that in the

:07:13. > :07:18.programme following the one show. We are talking about rain coming into

:07:19. > :07:20.the West, moving eastwards, and of course, we're only halfway through

:07:21. > :07:24.winter so we still have a lot of weather to come our way. And

:07:25. > :07:28.temperatures are quite mild at the moment. Not bad although today will

:07:29. > :07:32.turn colder. Do you remember the polar vortex we had across the USA?

:07:33. > :07:39.And cold air and with the wind chill, temperatures in Montana fell

:07:40. > :07:46.as low as -53. That same air mass is now coming across the Atlantic Ocean

:07:47. > :07:49.full to its across the UK at the moment but it modified completely

:07:50. > :07:55.across the Atlantic, which is comparatively warmer, so therefore,

:07:56. > :07:59.we are looking at -4 by night. Chris needs to know how much colder? Long

:08:00. > :08:06.Johns or no long johns? Long johns by night, anyway. And maybe in the

:08:07. > :08:09.morning when you drive to Radio 2. It's a big day in the world of

:08:10. > :08:14.weather forecasting tomorrow, isn't it? 60 years ago on the 11th of

:08:15. > :08:18.January 1954, it was actually the day that the weather forecast was

:08:19. > :08:24.first presented by a man on television. Prior to that, it was

:08:25. > :08:27.just a map on the screen with a narrator and George Cowling was the

:08:28. > :08:31.first person to do that and we can show you some actors of that. Hot on

:08:32. > :08:35.the Atlantic, we have a frontal system moving in which Will, even

:08:36. > :08:42.tonight, bring rain into Western districts, so let's have a look at

:08:43. > :08:47.tomorrow's chart. Well, there we have it. That is the position we

:08:48. > :08:51.expect around midday tomorrow. Brilliant. When George started, used

:08:52. > :08:56.wax crayons to draw the lines on the maps, the isobars and the France,

:08:57. > :09:00.and then we progressed to magnetic symbols. They were always slipping

:09:01. > :09:13.off. There's a famous story you may have heard because which the

:09:14. > :09:18.forecaster said I'm sorry about the fog when the eff had dropped off.

:09:19. > :09:19.Breaking news, Vic and Bob have a localised weather report for us

:09:20. > :09:33.right now. These are the pictures of the UK I

:09:34. > :09:42.did earlier with my phone. Over to you, Vic. No, it's over to you. On

:09:43. > :09:48.Saturday, mostly dry and sunny day after a cold and frosty start.

:09:49. > :09:55.Wintry showers in the Northwest. And turning frosty. In Tamworth, it's

:09:56. > :10:01.going to be raining cats as the British Ragdoll Cat Championship

:10:02. > :10:08.Show will take place. Six Celsius, thank you, Bob. Excellent, Vic. On

:10:09. > :10:13.Sunday, whether it's bright and frosty with some fog and rain

:10:14. > :10:17.arriving in the West later. If you are in Bognor Regis then "choo-choo"

:10:18. > :10:19.choose your weather wear sensibly down at the Model Railway

:10:20. > :10:26.Exhibition. It will turn cloudy and breezy later in the day with highs

:10:27. > :10:33.of nine degrees. I don't know that word, Vic. Celsius. I think your job

:10:34. > :10:39.is safe, Carol. Here is a clip from their new sitcom, House of Fools.

:10:40. > :10:47.Why don't you show her one of your DVDs from your collection? What

:10:48. > :10:56.about taken? Someone took it. Gone in 60 seconds? That's not a bad

:10:57. > :11:10.call. It was here a minute ago. What a surprise. So, gentlemen, 6/2

:11:11. > :11:12.hours, 10pm Tuesday. You have taken six typical sitcom plots and what

:11:13. > :11:21.have you done with them? Rewritten them. The first one is a pilot which

:11:22. > :11:25.we did in May. We did a long learning curve to learn how to write

:11:26. > :11:29.a sitcom correctly. And then, after that, we did another five. You take

:11:30. > :11:37.a sitcom, they are all pretty much the same story, look after my dog

:11:38. > :11:46.for the weekend, whilst I go away. In our case, it's a pork pie. On my

:11:47. > :11:52.wig. You wear a yes, but the wig doesn't like me at all. As soon as

:11:53. > :11:58.it's over, I take it off. -- you wear a wig. It's like Terry and June

:11:59. > :12:03.but without the laughs. It's heartening back to the more

:12:04. > :12:06.traditional sitcoms? Yes, it is Bob 's house, and I move in, which he

:12:07. > :12:10.doesn't want, and his son is moved in, which he doesn't want, and I

:12:11. > :12:13.move my brother in, which he doesn't want, and there's people around him

:12:14. > :12:19.he doesn't want in their full you can't have an old sitcom... And you

:12:20. > :12:24.are lovelorn, aren't you? Yes, as in life as well. I don't want these

:12:25. > :12:29.people here, but I couldn't of course live without them. That's the

:12:30. > :12:34.kind of setup. You mentioned Bruce Willis and his pork pie in episode

:12:35. > :12:40.two. Our next-door neighbour writes novels and she asks Bruce Willis to

:12:41. > :12:45.play the part of Robin Hood for one of her erotic novels. But he wants

:12:46. > :12:50.to have a pork pie so she gives it was for the safekeeping. He'll only

:12:51. > :12:53.play the part if he gets this luxury particular pork pie and then

:12:54. > :12:58.something happens for them not only is it funny but it's gripping.

:12:59. > :13:04.That's the whole point. If there was no comedy unit, it will still be a

:13:05. > :13:07.gripping story. Yes. All the characters come through the front

:13:08. > :13:10.door and sing a little bit to introduce the character. Are you

:13:11. > :13:18.moving into musicals after this? The reason basing it so we can explain

:13:19. > :13:22.the plot quicker. It is work because we want to explain the plot. You

:13:23. > :13:30.want to Spain to someone who you are. You might want to try it

:13:31. > :13:38.yourself, Alex. I could. Next time you stride into a bistro, make your

:13:39. > :13:43.demands in songs. Any lyrics? I have plenty of ideas. I will furnish you

:13:44. > :13:48.with them later. OK, you have got a solid basic cast of six people. We

:13:49. > :13:56.have got Bob, me, Matt Berry, Dan Skinner, Daniel Simonson and Morgana

:13:57. > :14:03.Robinson and this special guests appearing throughout. OK, are you

:14:04. > :14:07.nervous about it? Yes. Where are you going to watch it? I won't watch it,

:14:08. > :14:13.no chance. I haven't seen the pilot. It's fantastic. You can see the

:14:14. > :14:20.first episode of House of Fools Tuesday, 10pm on BBC Two. It's

:14:21. > :14:29.getting a little bit hot outside. We'll be joining LC shortly. Do you

:14:30. > :14:34.think it's at all possible that the shape of chocolate can change the

:14:35. > :14:41.taste of it? I would have said no. That's what we all said before we

:14:42. > :14:44.saw this. One of Britain's favourite chocolate

:14:45. > :14:48.manufacturers has recently come under fire for changing the shape of

:14:49. > :14:51.its age-old chocolate bar. Despite insistence that the recipe has

:14:52. > :14:55.remained the same, there have been complaints that the way the

:14:56. > :14:58.chocolate tastes has changed. Research has suggested that this may

:14:59. > :15:02.be linked to the change in shape. Our love affair with chocolate goes

:15:03. > :15:06.way back. The Mayans in Central America over 2000 years ago were the

:15:07. > :15:11.first real chocolate connoisseurs, but the bitter, cold, porridge like

:15:12. > :15:17.drink they created from cocoa beans is a far cry from what we eat today.

:15:18. > :15:20.We consume almost half 1 million tonnes of chocolate every year,

:15:21. > :15:26.that's about three bars each every week! We love chocolate, but as fans

:15:27. > :15:30.of Cadburys may have discovered, shape does seem to affect how

:15:31. > :15:34.something tastes. Well, we think it does. Diana Short makes luxury

:15:35. > :15:40.chocolates for some of Britain's most exclusive stores. Shape is

:15:41. > :15:57.really important. Eating chocolate is a multisensory experience. This

:15:58. > :16:00.is lovely, thin piece of chocolate. You get a great snap from it. The

:16:01. > :16:03.part of the appeal of eating a little crisp like this is the snap

:16:04. > :16:05.and texture it has, but when you eat it hit melts quickly on your tongue,

:16:06. > :16:09.delivers the flavour quickly and gives you a really good burst. Can I

:16:10. > :16:14.taste it? You get the delivery of Labour straightaway. What about

:16:15. > :16:20.round chocolates? A honey ganache, it is a wonderful round, soft

:16:21. > :16:24.flavour, and we like to mirror that in the shape of the chocolate. It

:16:25. > :16:27.adds to the experience and expectation of seeing a chocolate

:16:28. > :16:32.this shape and getting that flavour profile from it. To see if the taste

:16:33. > :16:36.really is altered by shape, I'm going to conduct an experiment. We

:16:37. > :16:39.are going to put it to the test using three batches of special the

:16:40. > :16:44.One Show chocolate. They are all made to exactly the same recipe,

:16:45. > :16:54.except one is round, one is angular and one is made of flaky, thin

:16:55. > :16:56.layers. We've taken them onto the streets of Bristol. Our tasters are

:16:57. > :16:58.asked to try each chocolate and score them on their sweetness,

:16:59. > :17:07.bitterness, orderliness or creaminess. Quite sweet and smooth.

:17:08. > :17:15.A lot sweeter. A bit less sweet. Mustn't sob year. Number three is

:17:16. > :17:21.definitely my favourite. Is melting in the mouth. It is melting in the

:17:22. > :17:25.mouth. The scores are in and number three is the clear winner for

:17:26. > :17:31.flavour. Two is voted the sweetest, which is strange considering they

:17:32. > :17:38.are all the same chocolate. Are they? ! I did think the flavour was

:17:39. > :17:45.sweeter. They seemed sweeter. They all taste really nice! This

:17:46. > :17:50.professor is a physicist at Bristol University. The round surface, the

:17:51. > :17:54.first thing that happens is you start to dissolve some of the sugar

:17:55. > :17:58.on the outside layers, that makes it sweet. You probably push against

:17:59. > :18:03.your mouth, it starts to melt, the fat melts and that will probably

:18:04. > :18:08.taste more greasy and oily. This one came out as much more oily, why is

:18:09. > :18:13.that? You will get more of the cocoa powder and bitter flavour coming

:18:14. > :18:18.through at the corners. The most popular was the ruffled, flaky

:18:19. > :18:22.chocolate. It's popular because it has a very high surface. It will

:18:23. > :18:26.dissolve more quickly, so you can dissolve the sugar is very fast and

:18:27. > :18:32.get an intensity of flavour coming off in a very short space of time.

:18:33. > :18:36.But not everyone experiences food in the same way. It's something

:18:37. > :18:40.familiar looks different, we often convince ourselves it tastes

:18:41. > :18:44.different, too. The next time you have a bit of chocolate, have a

:18:45. > :18:47.think about what you are experiencing. Is the shape

:18:48. > :18:58.influencing the taste, or are your eyes fooling your senses? Chocolate

:18:59. > :19:04.bars are getting smaller, aren't they? They are. The pieces have gone

:19:05. > :19:09.round rather than square on Dairy Milk. Shaving off the edges took

:19:10. > :19:16.four grams of a 49 grams bar. But the price didn't go down. The cheek

:19:17. > :19:23.of it! Sugar has been all over the news this week. But what is the

:19:24. > :19:27.industry's reaction? 38 of the big players have signed up to the

:19:28. > :19:31.Government's responsibility deal, saying they are going to do

:19:32. > :19:34.healthier things. The food and drink Federation say there is now clear

:19:35. > :19:38.labelling on the front of packs, so you can clearly see how much sugar

:19:39. > :19:42.is in your food. It doesn't necessarily mean you know how much

:19:43. > :19:45.sugar is in your food. The thing about chocolate bars, at least they

:19:46. > :19:50.give you a clue. There might be sugar in me. But what about other

:19:51. > :19:56.things? There are four grams of sugar to a teaspoon. Here we have a

:19:57. > :20:02.healthy cereal bar. Three and a half teaspoons of sugar in this. You

:20:03. > :20:07.think it is very healthy but there are three and a half teaspoons of

:20:08. > :20:12.sugar in it. How about this one? That looks really help the

:20:13. > :20:16.straightaway. Would you be surprised to know that there was as much sugar

:20:17. > :20:22.in this as there was in this chocolate bar? There can't be. How

:20:23. > :20:28.about as much in these two chocolate bars? How about if I said there was

:20:29. > :20:34.as much sugar, 11 teaspoons, as in these three chocolate bars? A

:20:35. > :20:39.madman! It's a true fact. One of these has ten times more sugar in it

:20:40. > :20:43.than the other. Yes, because the cranberries are incredibly high in

:20:44. > :20:49.sugar, 22 grams serving has an awful lot of teaspoons of sugar. This has

:20:50. > :20:56.75 grams of sugar in it and this has seven grams of sugar. Is it a nicer

:20:57. > :21:01.type of sugar? There has been something said that fructose could

:21:02. > :21:06.be healthier than other sugars. Dark chocolate has a lower amount of

:21:07. > :21:12.sugar. You would think that if you were snacking on these all day you

:21:13. > :21:18.would be healthy. I love that Doc chocolate. I like the 90%. If you

:21:19. > :21:27.have a 90, if you have one piece, let's say that size... You think,

:21:28. > :21:31.oh, that's bitter. Takes on water! And then you have the next one and

:21:32. > :21:37.it's really nice, especially if you have it with copy. We've been

:21:38. > :21:43.learning what life is like with loved ones serving in Afghanistan.

:21:44. > :21:47.Let's see the final instalment of a thought-provoking story. As they

:21:48. > :21:51.pack up their kid to head home, the remainder of Badger Squadron have

:21:52. > :21:56.time to reflect on whether their work in Afghanistan has really made

:21:57. > :21:59.a difference. Compared to when I was here in 2006, from the small

:22:00. > :22:03.glimpses I have seen when I get out and about, it improved massively.

:22:04. > :22:07.Employment and things like that. People are just a little bit more

:22:08. > :22:14.confident and happy about going about their business. Certainly some

:22:15. > :22:17.of the areas, it isn't as hostile as it was then. I don't know whether

:22:18. > :22:20.that is just because we have a constant presence going on there and

:22:21. > :22:25.they are just sick and tired of dealing with us. It might be that.

:22:26. > :22:32.It could be such a nice country if everyone just stopped blowing stuff

:22:33. > :22:36.up. With their job done, Badger Squadron's two day, four and a half

:22:37. > :22:40.thousand mile journey home can begin. But this much anticipated

:22:41. > :22:45.reunion will come with its own challenges for wives, Natalie and

:22:46. > :22:49.Emma. It's been really hard the last two weeks because it feels like time

:22:50. > :22:54.is standing still, as it's getting nearer. Sometimes I think I'd rather

:22:55. > :22:57.do six and a half months more than this one week because it's the

:22:58. > :23:04.longest time in the world. It takes forever to go by. You try to let

:23:05. > :23:10.yourself get excited, but there's also nervous... Nervousness of how

:23:11. > :23:15.you are going to get on together again. There's always delays in the

:23:16. > :23:17.flights, so you think he's coming home one day, you are wary about

:23:18. > :23:22.telling the children because you don't want to get them excited and

:23:23. > :23:28.then they be let down, so it is hard. But you just know he will be

:23:29. > :23:32.home soon. The first couple of days it is really happy and exciting, but

:23:33. > :23:36.you've got to get used to each other again. You've lived apart for nearly

:23:37. > :23:41.seven months. He's lived with a load of men, it's just been me and the

:23:42. > :23:46.children. Little things like putting free place mouths out for tea and

:23:47. > :23:51.adding another one might sound quite simple to some people but it isn't.

:23:52. > :23:55.I'm looking forward to govern coming home so he can make me a cup of tea

:23:56. > :24:00.and I can have a nice lie in in bed. He can look after the children! To

:24:01. > :24:06.be honest, it's little things like going for walks with the kids,

:24:07. > :24:11.sitting in front of the TV on a Saturday morning watching TV with

:24:12. > :24:25.the kids and a bucket of popcorn. Stop! In the next 12 months,

:24:26. > :24:28.thousands of British personnel will fly home from Afghanistan for good,

:24:29. > :24:35.to family, friends and the familiar sight of home. Some time away with

:24:36. > :24:43.the wife and a good day out with the kids. It's funny, actually a bit of

:24:44. > :24:47.rain. Even when I was home before it didn't rain the whole time. It's the

:24:48. > :24:56.little things like sitting down and watching a TV programme. Garth and

:24:57. > :24:59.Woody's flight arrives at a reassuringly rainy RAF Brize Norton,

:25:00. > :25:14.touching distance from their families waiting at their home

:25:15. > :25:31.barracks. Ready? Blunted daddy! -- run to daddy!

:25:32. > :25:39.And a month after being hit by an IED, Les has also made it to welcome

:25:40. > :25:43.his comrades home. To lose him was a massive blow. Thank God he is all

:25:44. > :25:46.right. He's effectively my right-hand man. In the coming weeks

:25:47. > :25:51.the three soldiers will put Afghanistan behind them, ease back

:25:52. > :25:55.into family life and plan for the future. I think she's got it that

:25:56. > :26:00.she'd quite like to get married next year, so I'd better start saving for

:26:01. > :26:09.that. This is the first time I've seen Joshua train outside. I didn't

:26:10. > :26:12.realise how good he was. When he came back it was like going on a

:26:13. > :26:17.first date, seeing him all over again. It's more exciting than

:26:18. > :26:22.having a husband that goes to work 9-to-5. It's just been nice to be

:26:23. > :26:26.back. It feels like a big pressure upon. And just content sitting,

:26:27. > :26:33.having the kids scream at me and pull my ears! Brilliant films all

:26:34. > :26:39.week. The boys and their families are here with us now. Les, coming to

:26:40. > :26:43.you first, because it came at home a bit sooner. We saw that your tank

:26:44. > :26:49.went over an IED, how is your recovery coming on? It's getting

:26:50. > :26:54.there. I have great physios, and they are putting in the time. It's

:26:55. > :26:59.just a slow process. And Les did let out in the film that he thinks you

:27:00. > :27:03.should get married next year, how are the plans coming? Might stop

:27:04. > :27:12.them soon! It's lovely to have him home. She has to say yes. Thank you

:27:13. > :27:17.for wonderful week of films. Tell us about the attitude of people in

:27:18. > :27:23.Afghanistan, what have you seen over the year? Daily since I was there in

:27:24. > :27:26.2006, the change is massive. Just how busy everything is. It has come

:27:27. > :27:35.on tenfold from when I was first there in. We have Woody and Natalie.

:27:36. > :27:38.Natalie, you got quite emotional. All you wanted it was forwarded to

:27:39. > :27:42.come home and you could watch a movie on a Saturday morning with

:27:43. > :27:48.popcorn. Have you managed to do that? Loads of times over Christmas.

:27:49. > :27:53.How has it been for you settling back into family life? Because I'm

:27:54. > :27:57.busy, she's been going to work, I've got five weeks leave. I've been

:27:58. > :28:13.taking the kids to school, taking them to clubs and things like that.

:28:14. > :28:15.Thanks so much to all of you coming in and thanks for the three films

:28:16. > :28:18.we've seen this week. That's about it for today. Vic and Bob's House of

:28:19. > :28:23.Fools is on Tuesday, 10pm on BBC Two. We have LC the Dragon and the

:28:24. > :28:27.Battle Heritage night from BBC's Knight Club available on iPlayer.

:28:28. > :28:32.Goodbye everyone!