:00:16. > :00:18.Hello and welcome to The One Show with Angela Scanlon.
:00:19. > :00:25.it's the far from pointless Richard Osman.
:00:26. > :00:31.APPLAUSE .
:00:32. > :00:31.Oh, thank you! It is the first time we have presented together.
:00:32. > :00:33.Hopefully not the last. you don't get much bigger
:00:34. > :00:37.than the one we've got tonight. a Mercury Music Prize
:00:38. > :00:41.and a Brit Award. And they're definitely the
:00:42. > :00:43.best band ever to be named after a complex synovial hinge joint
:00:44. > :00:49.between the upper arm and forearm. they'll be playing just for us
:00:50. > :00:58.along with their huge orchestra. And from the top of the charts
:00:59. > :01:02.to the top of the pots. She's the host of
:01:03. > :01:04.The Great Pottery Throwdown, or as we like to call it,
:01:05. > :01:18.Fifty Shades Of Clay. Good evening, I had never heard that
:01:19. > :01:27.one before! Are you a big fan of Elbow? I just got a case from Guy
:01:28. > :01:29.Garvey downstairs, he is doing whatever they do before they
:01:30. > :01:32.perform, some squat jumps and things.
:01:33. > :01:37.We'll be talking pottery and your radio show
:01:38. > :01:48.Has anyone ever combined and 1980s music and pottery before? Their
:01:49. > :01:54.years, line, how would that go down with the judges? -- there he is,
:01:55. > :02:22.Lionel. On Monday, 611 and he said off from Nairobi in ten ...
:02:23. > :02:34.Coming here, seeing how well-trained they are, that is amazing. He seems
:02:35. > :02:40.completely devoted to these people that he looks after in his
:02:41. > :02:47.community. It is moving. It is a very upbeat atmosphere. So I spent
:02:48. > :02:54.most of the day with Beatrice, who is the head of the mothers2mothers
:02:55. > :03:01.Group here. This week has been amazing.
:03:02. > :03:06.Live from Uganda, we are joined by half of Red Nose Convoy, Katy Brand
:03:07. > :03:11.comic Hugh Dennis, Russell Kane. What is it like being on the ground
:03:12. > :03:16.there, seeing the work that Comic Relief does face-to-face? It is
:03:17. > :03:21.totally different to how I thought it was going to be, I thought I was
:03:22. > :03:27.going to be crouched down, sobbing, meeting lots of sad people. We have
:03:28. > :03:33.seen a lot of vibrant, excited, empowered, liberated people. We went
:03:34. > :03:38.to a slum, a massive township, and there was lots of energy, but what
:03:39. > :03:47.they do not have is staff. We are delivering the stuff that they need,
:03:48. > :03:54.it has been an amazing experience so far. Katy, you visited the
:03:55. > :04:01.mothers2mothers project, meeting Beatrice, tell us about her. Oh,
:04:02. > :04:06.well, she runs an organisation called CROWD:, she is the kind of
:04:07. > :04:09.senior member there, and it is an organisation where mothers who are
:04:10. > :04:19.HIV-positive help educate other women in the area who are being
:04:20. > :04:25.tested, and often they become very depressed, sometimes their families
:04:26. > :04:31.reject them, there is a big stigma. And what mothers2mothers does, women
:04:32. > :04:35.who have experienced being pregnant, other women counsel them, show them
:04:36. > :04:38.that there is life after the HIV diagnosis, and they show them how to
:04:39. > :04:45.deliver the baby without transmitting the virus. They have
:04:46. > :04:49.got that down from a 45% rate of transmission down to just 2% with
:04:50. > :04:52.some very basic advice. They step in and counsel the other women, just
:04:53. > :05:04.giving them this positive message, it is real woman to woman
:05:05. > :05:07.counselling, it is really positive and encouraging. That has been the
:05:08. > :05:13.biggest surprise. At the start of the week, you admit it to some
:05:14. > :05:19.nerves, have you got used to David Baddiel's driving and company yet?!
:05:20. > :05:25.Yeah, well, I know David very well, and I have driven across Ethiopia
:05:26. > :05:29.with him, and it has been fine, it has been absolutely fine, except two
:05:30. > :05:33.days ago, when I was diving and he was navigating, he made me drive the
:05:34. > :05:41.wrong way up a dual carriageway. Not for very long, but for long enough
:05:42. > :05:46.to get stopped by the police! And a policeman told us that if we did it
:05:47. > :05:57.again, we would probably die. It was fine! Thank you so much, everybody,
:05:58. > :06:02.keep up the amazing work! Thank you to those three and the rest of the
:06:03. > :06:07.Red Nose Convoy. It is all to raise money for Comic Relief projects at
:06:08. > :06:33.home and in Africa. To donate ?5 text the word CONVOY...
:06:34. > :06:41.Now, Sara, you have been on a secret message to Africa but you can't tell
:06:42. > :06:46.us anything about it? The films are being shown on Red Nose Day, so I
:06:47. > :06:52.flew into Nairobi in Kenya, and it was kind of like the best and the
:06:53. > :06:57.hardest thing that I have ever done. And it was amazing, just meeting the
:06:58. > :07:01.people there, I am telling their stories. One thing you can
:07:02. > :07:04.definitely talk about is the new series of The Great Pottery
:07:05. > :07:12.Throwdown. Very excited that it has come back, more of the same? Yes, we
:07:13. > :07:18.have got more potters, more shows, the usual passionate potters just...
:07:19. > :07:24.We have got Keith, our judge, who sobs quite a lot. It is amazing. He
:07:25. > :07:29.is wonderful, you say it is more of the same, but it feels more
:07:30. > :07:38.maverick, the cast are so eclectic, a bit wild. Crazy potters! We were
:07:39. > :07:43.going to call it Potheads, because they are so into their pottery. We
:07:44. > :07:50.have got a cage fighter, Nam, who is amazing. We have got an artist who
:07:51. > :07:55.does kind of anime comics. We have got a male model, who has caused
:07:56. > :08:01.quite a stir in some of the papers, lots of tweets going, he can throw
:08:02. > :08:07.me a vase any time. And you have got guest judges? Yes, we have already
:08:08. > :08:15.had Emma Bridgewater, doing the sponge technique, and we have also
:08:16. > :08:21.got Johnny Vegas coming on. Classic potter! Yes, when he first started
:08:22. > :08:29.pottery, used to throw live on a wheel, using beer. Nothing can
:08:30. > :08:35.possibly go wrong! He surprised me, but there are a million faces back,
:08:36. > :08:38.like you mentioned, Keith and Kate. For the uninitiated, Keith is quite
:08:39. > :08:45.an emotional fellow, is he still weeping? The thing is, it is a bit
:08:46. > :08:51.like, go one, who is going to make him cry this week? Shall we take a
:08:52. > :09:01.look? He just loses it. Out of the ten of you... This detail is
:09:02. > :09:06.absolutely... Fantastic! I am really, really proud. Why does
:09:07. > :09:12.it make you cry? I think because out of the ten of you... You were so
:09:13. > :09:18.nervous. You have just excelled. This is a good sign, by the way,
:09:19. > :09:23.when he reacts like this! That was the last series, yeah. Because of
:09:24. > :09:31.your love of pottery and 1980s music, we thought we would combine
:09:32. > :09:41.it in a game. We have merged famous artists with crockery, take a look
:09:42. > :09:47.at this. Who is that? It is Elbow. Is this the game now? That was a
:09:48. > :09:55.little taster! This is the second one.
:09:56. > :10:01.Is it Bruno Vase? I am so excited about that. These terrible puns are
:10:02. > :10:20.fabulous. Platey Perry! This is the hardest one. Here we go. So Tagine
:10:21. > :10:25.Simmons! Turine? That was quick! Denied you are doing your
:10:26. > :10:38.Valentine's Day special. We have got Martin AB -- Martin Fry from ABC, it
:10:39. > :10:42.is on Radio 2 at 10pm tonight, and then at 10:30, you can press the red
:10:43. > :10:49.button on any BBC Television channel, it will appear for an
:10:50. > :10:59.amazing hour of 1980s love songs. We have got Sade and ZZ Top! So The
:11:00. > :11:02.Great Pottery Throwdown is on Thursday nights. People often
:11:03. > :11:11.misspelt your name with the H on the end. People often put a D on the end
:11:12. > :11:16.of mine. Mine was a spelling mistake. You might think that
:11:17. > :11:18.changing one letter wouldn't make much of a difference, but Pyles
:11:19. > :11:24.Brandreth has discovered the amazing story of how a typo managed to find
:11:25. > :11:31.one of America's most infamous assassins.
:11:32. > :11:36.I have a dream... Memphis, April four, 1968, American civil rights
:11:37. > :11:41.leader Dr Martin Luther King was assassinated. His famous dream of a
:11:42. > :11:48.quality turned nightmare as rioting erupted and the hunt for his
:11:49. > :11:51.murderer began. This is the story of how the assassination of Martin
:11:52. > :12:02.Luther King was caught in London thanks to a spelling mistake.
:12:03. > :12:08.I met an expert on that era of history. Martin Luther King was an
:12:09. > :12:13.African American Baptist minister, he was a doctor of theology and a
:12:14. > :12:21.civil rights activist. He wanted to change the status quo. A slew of
:12:22. > :12:27.laws that separated the races in public spaces, he was engaged in
:12:28. > :12:31.non-violent protest, and he is assassinated. The impact of his
:12:32. > :12:36.murderer? Grief around the world, for losing somebody who believes so
:12:37. > :12:41.passionately and deeply in non-violent resistance. The FBI were
:12:42. > :12:45.mobilised for what would be the largest manhunt in history. And
:12:46. > :12:49.there was an early breakthrough. A rifle found near the scene for the
:12:50. > :12:56.fingerprints of a career criminal and white supremacist, James Earl
:12:57. > :13:02.Ray. But he had fled to Canada to change his identity. Using a fraud
:13:03. > :13:09.straight out of a spy novel, US citizen Ray found the name of a
:13:10. > :13:19.Canadian citizen in the phone book. But a typo meant it was issued in in
:13:20. > :13:26.a different name. James Earl Ray kept the misspelling. So now he had
:13:27. > :13:30.two fake Canadian passports. In the US, the FBI worked out that Ray had
:13:31. > :13:34.acquired a fake passport, but until they had cross-referenced thousands
:13:35. > :13:39.of photographs, they have no idea what name he had taken or where he
:13:40. > :13:46.was. He was here, Earls Court in west London. In the 1960s, it was a
:13:47. > :13:54.magnet for budget travellers and the perfect place to hide in plain
:13:55. > :13:58.sight. Ray spent a few weeks in a succession of cheap hotels, on his
:13:59. > :14:04.possession a smuggled revolver. Desperate to escape the UK, he took
:14:05. > :14:13.a fateful trip to nearby Paddington. The owners of this July's, now a
:14:14. > :14:16.cafe, on an uneventful day in the trinket trade, they were rudely
:14:17. > :14:22.interrupted by the world's most wanted man. To this day, their
:14:23. > :14:27.daughter Valerie is proud of her parents' spirited response. The door
:14:28. > :14:32.opened, this man walked in, pulled a gun. My father grabbed his wrist and
:14:33. > :14:40.pushed it upwards, and my mother came steaming in with her foot. Why
:14:41. > :14:45.he didn't shoot is absolutely... Because he had nothing to lose. What
:14:46. > :14:50.did your parents make of this? My father thought it was just another
:14:51. > :14:56.day in Paddington. Ray went on to rob this bank, getting away with
:14:57. > :14:59.just ?90, and up to fund a one-way ticket by plane to Brussels. --
:15:00. > :15:04.enough. The final hurdle was the passports desk at Heathrow, but he
:15:05. > :15:09.fumbled, pulling out both fake passports at the same time, both
:15:10. > :15:21.identical bar one single letter. Was he, ask the customs man, Mr Sneyd or
:15:22. > :15:27.Mr Sney? Then he was searched and his gun was found. Celebrated
:15:28. > :15:32.Scotland Yard detective Tommy Butler was called in. He had a hunch about
:15:33. > :15:39.Mr Sneyd, his fingerprints were all over the FBI's most wanted list. Ray
:15:40. > :15:46.cracked - I feel so trapped, he said, as Butler arrested him. Ray
:15:47. > :15:49.left Britain in chains. He tried to silence King's message with a
:15:50. > :15:56.gunshot, he failed. Martin Luther King's sermon of hope still rings as
:15:57. > :15:58.loud today. Gyles is still with us, just another
:15:59. > :16:11.day in Paddington? I can tell about the country which
:16:12. > :16:20.miss-spelt its own name. 2008 Chile offered thousands of 50 coins
:16:21. > :16:30.describing the country Chile. They spelt it CHiie. If there was a
:16:31. > :16:37.newspaper headline about that it would be Chile-con-carnage.
:16:38. > :16:41.. At the Vatican they were celebrating the first anniversary of
:16:42. > :16:48.Pope Francis and they had to withdraw a special commemorative
:16:49. > :16:52.medal because they printed the name Jesus, as Lesus.
:16:53. > :16:59.That is bad going. That is a double whammy. That is not
:17:00. > :17:05.ideal. There are biblical connections hundreds of years. Back
:17:06. > :17:10.in 1631. A good year! One of my best. King Charles 1st wanted a new
:17:11. > :17:18.bible and the royal stationers printed one. There was a typo. When
:17:19. > :17:23.they got to the Ten Commandments they forgot the word "not." So the
:17:24. > :17:27.seventh came out as Thou shalt commit adultery!
:17:28. > :17:33.That is why it was one of your best years! Indeed. Interestingly, the
:17:34. > :17:41.king was appalled. Even thousand he did not have a good -- though he did
:17:42. > :17:45.not have a good track record. He fined them the equivalent of
:17:46. > :17:50.?40,000. There are ten of these bibles to be in existence. It is
:17:51. > :17:55.known as the Wicked Bible. One was sold not long ago at Bonhams for
:17:56. > :17:59.some ?25,000. You have all sorts of people looking
:18:00. > :18:06.through the Ten Commandments. There is a hp pi one I can share with you.
:18:07. > :18:10.Back in 2001, an American writer in the United States, she put an ad in
:18:11. > :18:17.her local newspaper. She was looking to get in touch with fellow authors.
:18:18. > :18:23.She gave her e-mail address, author 45. Well, unfortunately the
:18:24. > :18:31.newspaper printed it as author 54. People wrote in to author 54,
:18:32. > :18:40.receiving one of these emails was author 54 was Phil Sidebottom, a
:18:41. > :18:46.lecturer in England. He thought let me transfer the numbers, wrote to
:18:47. > :18:51.45, found it was this lady, they corresponded. A year later, she left
:18:52. > :18:57.America, came to England. Six years later they were married. 16 years
:18:58. > :19:02.later, they send us their best wishes here at The One Show. . I
:19:03. > :19:10.hope they are still wearing double denim. The Sideth bottoms. Why do
:19:11. > :19:17.you not have an H on the end of your name? When I was a supermodel/bar
:19:18. > :19:23.maid, you have to get these cards made of up you, so I was stood by a
:19:24. > :19:28.canal in Bolton, pouting. They put all your details on, and they spelt
:19:29. > :19:36.my name and knocked the H off, and it was a couple of hundred quit. I
:19:37. > :19:45.got the late night discussion show, and went on the Girly Show I kept
:19:46. > :19:59.it. And Phil Sidebottom was emailing you. Do they call you Sarah all the
:20:00. > :20:06.time! Soon we will hear from Elbow, who have manly beards. Here is our
:20:07. > :20:10.street barber, Michael. Throughout history t popularity of
:20:11. > :20:20.facial hair has come and gone. And come back again.
:20:21. > :20:24.# Give me all your loving... These days everyone has got a beard,
:20:25. > :20:29.even me! And nowhere is there more hair than
:20:30. > :20:33.here, at the British beard and moustache championships in live
:20:34. > :20:39.peerle. This place has every -- Liverpool. This place has every type
:20:40. > :20:44.of human hair - there are some very varied ones competing for the top
:20:45. > :20:47.accolades. Everybody needs a bit of help before they go out in front of
:20:48. > :20:55.the judging panel. That is where I come in. First up is a reigning
:20:56. > :21:00.champion, Mike The Chops Wallage. I can help his overall look by sorting
:21:01. > :21:05.out his barnet. How did he get started in this beard business? A
:21:06. > :21:09.number of years ago I was involved in quite a serious accident, I
:21:10. > :21:14.smashed my legs very, very badly, to the point, at the time, we didn't
:21:15. > :21:20.know if I was actually going to keep them. I saw a programme on the
:21:21. > :21:26.television called Whisker Words. Bearding is a sport of grooming and
:21:27. > :21:32.presented one's facial hair. This is Whisker Wars. That is when I started
:21:33. > :21:38.to grow the beard. It has been... Life changing. People say growing a
:21:39. > :21:48.beard is a journey. It literally has been that for me - many journeys.
:21:49. > :21:55.You cannot do that with split ends. That one is on the verge. I'll let
:21:56. > :22:01.you have that one. Happy? Lovely job, thank you Michael!
:22:02. > :22:08.A beard and moustache championship is a Broadchurch, with a category
:22:09. > :22:13.for just about everyone and I mean everyone. This is Mandy and she is
:22:14. > :22:18.entering the fake natural beard competition. We have got a beard
:22:19. > :22:23.over here. Let me go and get that. So, it is fake natural in the sense
:22:24. > :22:29.that it looks natural. Absolutely, yes. A good colour match as well.
:22:30. > :22:35.What does Mandy see in facial hair? It's just manly. Manly! OK, I like
:22:36. > :22:41.it. Oh, my God! It really looks good.
:22:42. > :22:47.That's what is so strange about it! It sort of suits you. Thanks. What I
:22:48. > :22:53.am realising today is beards and moustaches are not a mere fashion
:22:54. > :22:58.accessory, but an integral part of who these people are. Often,
:22:59. > :23:05.however, the real reason people grow beards is to hide what is beneath. I
:23:06. > :23:10.would like to encourage not to be ashamed of their bare-faced self-s.
:23:11. > :23:16.Will anyone in here let me whip off their fuss? What would it take for
:23:17. > :23:23.me to shave it off? Oh! Absolutely must be joking! No way! Who wants to
:23:24. > :23:28.go first? He does. I have found one man who is up to the challenge. Are
:23:29. > :23:35.you sure you want this done? OK. This could be a close shave in more
:23:36. > :23:41.ways than one. What's he doing? Getting rid of it. Doing what you
:23:42. > :23:44.lot should have done ages ago. It feels like doing it wrong here - it
:23:45. > :23:48.is like being at a football match. It's all going to go. There is a new
:23:49. > :23:58.tip. Take the mirror. Oh! Wow! Wow! How does it feel? Cold
:23:59. > :24:02.and really, doesn't feel right. I'm not used to it. Loving the hair,
:24:03. > :24:08.though. Would any of you lot consider it next? I am free for the
:24:09. > :24:13.next 20 minutes! See you soon! At least there's one bloke in there
:24:14. > :24:16.with less facial hair than me. I have got some growing to do, I can
:24:17. > :24:23.tell you! Thank you Michael. You have
:24:24. > :24:35.something a little... Oh, that is it, an eyelash. We are joined now by
:24:36. > :24:39.Guy Garvey everybody. Seventh studio album, Little
:24:40. > :24:44.Fictions, number one. More up beat than some of your stuff. You are
:24:45. > :24:50.optimistic, for some reason We felt we should write a positive record.
:24:51. > :24:54.There is plenty not to feel positive about. We thought we should dwell on
:24:55. > :24:58.the great things going on. I got married in the summer. You have got
:24:59. > :25:07.a child on the way? Got a baby on the way. You are still touring?
:25:08. > :25:12.Fingers crossed he will stay there until the end of the tour. How does
:25:13. > :25:17.the wife feel about you being so close to the due date? It is not
:25:18. > :25:22.ideal. She's made of stern stuff, is Rach. You have persuaded Benedict
:25:23. > :25:28.Cumberbatch to be in one of your videos - how did you manage that? He
:25:29. > :25:33.is a pal. We thought if he's in the video millions rather than thousands
:25:34. > :25:38.will look at it. We can buy that yacht we've been looking at. You
:25:39. > :25:44.will sing us out. We will send you on your way. Enjoy it. Elbow's new
:25:45. > :25:50.album, Little Fictions is out right now. Thanks to my co-host tonight,
:25:51. > :26:10.Richard Osman. Pleasure. Thank you to Cox cox. The The Great Pottery
:26:11. > :26:14.Throw Down is on Thursdays. 8pm ppm. BBC Two.
:26:15. > :26:20.Now to play us out is Elbow. # Where all the biggest
:26:21. > :26:24.questions meet # With little feet
:26:25. > :26:26.stood in the sand # The echoes swell
:26:27. > :26:36.to nothing on the tide # And sets it as
:26:37. > :26:52.a sapphire in her mind # Throwing both her arms
:26:53. > :27:03.around the world # Throwing both her arms
:27:04. > :29:05.around the world Are you ready for the next
:29:06. > :29:08.ten years? I'm pregnant.