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:00:14. > :00:16.Hello and welcome to the One Show with Matt Baker.

:00:17. > :00:21.And there's magic in the air tonight!

:00:22. > :00:23.After more than 40 years together our guests have the whole

:00:24. > :00:28.One is loud, tall and opinionated, while the other is small,

:00:29. > :00:34.So we're halfway there given we're a talk show!

:00:35. > :00:40.Please welcome master magicians - Penn and Teller!

:00:41. > :00:54.APPLAUSE Nice to see you.

:00:55. > :01:01.You have got a long walk now. You have to go all the way round the

:01:02. > :01:07.back. I wasn't going to walk in front of you. Make yourself at home.

:01:08. > :01:15.One of the interesting things is Teller, you never talk. Not in the

:01:16. > :01:21.performance. He apps like crazy when we are not working. How did that

:01:22. > :01:27.come about? Teller worked his way through college doing magic at frat

:01:28. > :01:33.parties. I had forgotten what a ring of Dante's hell that was. He founded

:01:34. > :01:36.the stopped talking people grew tired of heckling him. I was working

:01:37. > :01:41.at the same kind of rough environments but I was louder and

:01:42. > :01:45.more aggressive. We were two separate acts on the same bill. We

:01:46. > :01:49.had to keep the integrity of those acts so we could do our solo

:01:50. > :01:57.material and we stuck with that. It was more Teller's my idea. I am not

:01:58. > :02:03.really part of it at all. You are doing 46 weeks a year in Vegas. That

:02:04. > :02:09.is a lot of talking. What happens when you do get a little bit horse

:02:10. > :02:14.or you lose your voice? You kind of power through it for the most part.

:02:15. > :02:20.You have never lost your voice at all? I have but I pump up the mics

:02:21. > :02:29.and I go through in a whisper, go a little growly or find one that I can

:02:30. > :02:32.hit and do that for the show. I can get the information out. And my

:02:33. > :02:39.voice I spend a lot of time yelling outside so I turned the vocal cords

:02:40. > :02:44.to lead the, I am pretty tough. You will be doing some magic for us

:02:45. > :02:52.later on. Penn and Teller are not the only from edible Americans in

:02:53. > :02:58.our studio tonight. Great to be here, by the way, Penn and Teller, I

:02:59. > :03:03.can do magic, by the way. I made the head of the FBI disappear!

:03:04. > :03:07.Impressionist and political comedian Matt Forde is here with his views on

:03:08. > :03:12.the news a little bit later. First though we all love to moan about how

:03:13. > :03:15.much sleep we are getting or not as case may be. A few weeks ago we

:03:16. > :03:23.asked you at home to try out some techniques which might help. It is a

:03:24. > :03:25.bit of a passion project for self-confessed insomniacs Michael

:03:26. > :03:29.Mosley. Sleeping, we are told we should

:03:30. > :03:32.spend a third of our lives doing it, but we don't, making Britain one of

:03:33. > :03:41.the most sleep deprived countries in the world. I'm convinced we are

:03:42. > :03:46.sleepwalking into a sleep crisis. I hardly get any sleep at all. The

:03:47. > :03:51.Internet videos. You think one more video and then you watch 15. I

:03:52. > :03:59.always have thoughts running around my head. The lack of sleep can be

:04:00. > :04:03.dangerous. It is associated with type two diabetes and obesity. I'm

:04:04. > :04:08.going to turn guinea pig to see what is causing my insomnia and if

:04:09. > :04:13.anything out there can help. I have asked the GP to find me three sleep

:04:14. > :04:18.deprived patients to try these treatments on. I will also be doing

:04:19. > :04:24.one of them. I have always been about sleep all my life. I think it

:04:25. > :04:29.runs the family. I have difficulty getting my body clock back after a

:04:30. > :04:34.night shift. I have not slept properly for 20 years. Top of the

:04:35. > :04:38.list is mindfulness. Is about focusing on breathing and what is

:04:39. > :04:45.happening there and then. You have a hot bath or shower about an hour

:04:46. > :04:53.before bed. It is a bit of an old wives tale. Kiwi fruit. What I have

:04:54. > :05:00.here is the prebiotic. It is a bit like fertiliser for the bacteria in

:05:01. > :05:05.my gut. I'm not sure anything is working.

:05:06. > :05:09.Good night. Michael is here now. This captured the imagination when

:05:10. > :05:12.you were on last time. As a self-confessed insomniac yourself,

:05:13. > :05:15.you have tried a lot of different stuff, please tell us you have come

:05:16. > :05:20.up with a solution and you can now get to sleep? We came up with a lot

:05:21. > :05:26.of different things. It was interesting asking the audience to

:05:27. > :05:31.take part. 361 people did log on and they each chose something. These are

:05:32. > :05:39.the six things you asked people to do. ... The one we chose was

:05:40. > :05:46.mindfulness. I do some deep breathing techniques. You are a fan

:05:47. > :05:51.of the breathing? It is breathing, holds a two seconds and then let the

:05:52. > :05:59.air go out. For me it was like the sound of the waves, that sort of

:06:00. > :06:03.rhythm. That one was popular and effective. The warm bath, the

:06:04. > :06:08.avoiding screens, the avoiding alcohol and the morning walk, about

:06:09. > :06:13.50 people did each one of those and broadly speaking 50% of them got

:06:14. > :06:18.benefit and half not so much. The one which didn't go down too well

:06:19. > :06:22.was the kiwi fruit. Not a lot of people did it and it wasn't very

:06:23. > :06:26.effective. Although there was a study done in Taiwan so maybe the

:06:27. > :06:33.Taiwanese are different. They seem to get a benefit. Also, 40 pounds of

:06:34. > :06:48.turkey meat will help. We talked about Turkey last time. Their brains

:06:49. > :06:52.are small. 40 pounds is the cut-off. Michael, we have lots of e-mails

:06:53. > :06:55.from our viewers. Joe wants to know how effective the blue light filters

:06:56. > :07:01.on phones and other electronic devices are? Not really. I spoke to

:07:02. > :07:05.the experts. They said all the manufacturers are busy churning out

:07:06. > :07:08.these things but the problem if it is engaging with the technology

:07:09. > :07:12.which keeps you awake. You are thinking about it and you are

:07:13. > :07:16.engaged in social stuff. You have got to find a really boring book or

:07:17. > :07:21.something like that, that is what you need. Nothing like a really

:07:22. > :07:24.boring economics book. Rob wants to know why he struggles to get to

:07:25. > :07:29.sleep at the week but at the weekend he can sleep for two days. Does a

:07:30. > :07:32.classic stress response. He is worried about his work presumably so

:07:33. > :07:36.he wakes up all the time and thinks about it. One bit of advice is you

:07:37. > :07:40.turn the clock away so you do not look at it but I find if I have an

:07:41. > :07:44.early-morning flight I keep waking up and I keep having those

:07:45. > :07:52.stress-related dreams. Or he can do is switch away the clock or perhaps

:07:53. > :07:55.changes work. You were saying about camping at a weekend and how that

:07:56. > :07:59.can help? They did a study where they found if you went camping for

:08:00. > :08:02.the weekend you were exposed to four or five times more morning light

:08:03. > :08:07.which seems to be really good for you and they found people slept on

:08:08. > :08:11.average for one hour to two hours for the following week. One of the

:08:12. > :08:21.big problems with sleep is the fact we have lit up the night. And we

:08:22. > :08:28.have -- we do not get up with the dawn. And we sleep in one go instead

:08:29. > :08:32.of four at the limit hours and then another go which is the case of

:08:33. > :08:39.primitive cultures. And what about jet lag? I wanted to not turn around

:08:40. > :08:44.on this trip but Piers Morgan wants me to get up early. He fights with

:08:45. > :08:51.everybody but he should not be destroying my sleep! Thank you,

:08:52. > :08:55.Michael, The Truth About Sleep is an BBC One tonight at nine o'clock. One

:08:56. > :08:58.of the main thing is the papers picked up on after our interview

:08:59. > :09:03.with Theresa May and her husband was about divvying up the household

:09:04. > :09:09.chores. I get to decide when I take the bins out, not if I take the bins

:09:10. > :09:14.out. There are boy jobs and build jobs. To those traditional

:09:15. > :09:20.stereotypes still have a place in the modern household? Tommy is on

:09:21. > :09:25.the case. Matt, would you be a laugh and change the light bulb?

:09:26. > :09:28.In my house my wife does the laundry, I do the cooking, she does

:09:29. > :09:36.the washing up and I clean the oven. Is there a thing as typical boy jobs

:09:37. > :09:41.and build jobs. His tasks and your tasks?... We share everything.

:09:42. > :09:46.Except the washing. I put the wrong colours in with the white. It is not

:09:47. > :09:52.that it is a woman's drop, it is just that you are rubbish at it. I

:09:53. > :09:59.do not like to do it. Is it rubbish that there are different jobs in the

:10:00. > :10:03.home? I think it should be shared. Equal opportunities. I was on my

:10:04. > :10:07.own, I had to look after myself. I can cook, clean and wash, do

:10:08. > :10:19.everything. Is that how it should be? Yes. Theresa May was white. What

:10:20. > :10:27.is a woman's drop? Cleaning house, cooking, washing, children. What is

:10:28. > :10:32.the men's drop? Drink, money, home. Show me the money! May be the

:10:33. > :10:39.hoovering because that is heavy work. Women do better. If you both

:10:40. > :10:42.go out to work you have got to share the tasks. I do not think it is

:10:43. > :10:49.therefore the woman to do everything. Housework, washing,

:10:50. > :10:57.cooking, cleaning. That is all you? It is all me. At works. We help each

:10:58. > :11:04.other. Are you married? 60 years. Is there a thing as men's jobs and

:11:05. > :11:10.women's jobs at home? No. We share it together. That is why we have

:11:11. > :11:17.been married for 60 years. Thank you for sorting the light

:11:18. > :11:22.bulb! No problem. Comedian Matt Forde is with us. He will be with us

:11:23. > :11:27.in the run-up to the election. What have you made of the boy and girl

:11:28. > :11:32.drop things? I think it was interesting, the boy 's job is

:11:33. > :11:36.taking at the bins and the girl's job is bringing back fox hunting. It

:11:37. > :11:40.was a bit of a nightmare for Labour yesterday with the leak of their

:11:41. > :11:47.manifesto. What did you make of that? The police said it was leaked

:11:48. > :11:50.by someone who did not want Jeremy Corbyn to be prime ministers said

:11:51. > :11:53.they have narrowed it down to a few million suspects. There will be some

:11:54. > :11:59.policies which will interest a lot of people. There are some ideas like

:12:00. > :12:02.me nationalising the roadways and renationalising energy and Royal

:12:03. > :12:07.Mail. These are big ticket ideas which poll well with conservative

:12:08. > :12:13.voters as well. Is it fully costed? It is fully costed which is the good

:12:14. > :12:17.news but the bad news is Diane Abbott did the maths.

:12:18. > :12:24.LAUGHTER You have been digging deeper and you

:12:25. > :12:28.have noticed some musical tones? It is a very detailed manifesto. There

:12:29. > :12:35.is help for the music industry and a lot of people say it is because

:12:36. > :12:39.Corbyn has friends in the music industry including Stormzy and

:12:40. > :12:45.people say he will be tough on crime and the causes of crime. Many people

:12:46. > :12:54.have said they have had a presidential style campaign --

:12:55. > :12:58.grime. The Tory name is very small compared to hers. They are selling

:12:59. > :13:01.it about with her relationship with the European Union, strengthening

:13:02. > :13:06.her personal hand in the Brexit deal. What is also interesting on

:13:07. > :13:11.the other side, Jeremy Corbyn has been saying things which sound like

:13:12. > :13:15.Donald Trump. This is what Corbyn said but it sounds trump like. A day

:13:16. > :13:22.of reckoning for those who thought they could get away with as

:13:23. > :13:28.stripping our industry, and ripping off consumers. We have four weeks to

:13:29. > :13:35.ruin their party. I do not know what he will say next. Karl Marx seems to

:13:36. > :13:39.have made an appearance this week quite surprisingly? You may remember

:13:40. > :13:43.in 2015 Ed Miliband said he wanted to freeze energy prices which polled

:13:44. > :13:48.well with the public. The Tories said it was Marxism and arch common

:13:49. > :13:51.is. Now the Tories are saying they would go further, not just freeze

:13:52. > :13:56.prices but cap prices into the long-term so it turns out actually

:13:57. > :14:01.it was not Marxist enough for the Tories. A lot of people have said

:14:02. > :14:05.Theresa May is turning into Ed Miliband but the crucial thing, the

:14:06. > :14:15.knack Ed Miliband had was if he was asked a question he did not like he

:14:16. > :14:21.would ask himself a new question. What colour is the sky? Matt, if you

:14:22. > :14:27.are asking me if I have a plan for the economy, I have. And you have

:14:28. > :14:32.found an interesting map recently. This is interesting, in an age where

:14:33. > :14:38.Matt and grass are shared online, this is a map of the UK. You may

:14:39. > :14:42.think that is about likely election results. Actually, breathed a sigh

:14:43. > :14:46.of relief. It is from the Woodland Trust and it is about how many

:14:47. > :14:50.bluebells have been spotted. If you do look closely at it it would be

:14:51. > :14:58.ridiculous because the Tories will do a lot better than that. Thank

:14:59. > :15:01.you, Matt! You can catch more of that on an spun with Matt Forde

:15:02. > :15:08.every Wednesday and Sunday in the run-up to the election on Dave. We

:15:09. > :15:14.always like to give you something new on this show so a magician with

:15:15. > :15:16.a concrete block on his head should do the trick. Let's hear it

:15:17. > :15:28.everybody for Penn and Teller! I need someone from the audience,

:15:29. > :15:36.what is your name? Natalia. Thank you. I am Penn, this is Teller. You

:15:37. > :15:40.are wearing very attractive and fashionable glasses, do you wear

:15:41. > :15:45.them for the fashion or are they corrective? They are prescribed. Are

:15:46. > :15:49.you near-sighted or far-sighted? I am far-sighted. Let me take a look

:15:50. > :15:55.at them... They are beautiful. Really nice, and so clean! It's

:15:56. > :16:01.astonishing... My glasses often look like I clean them off with a beef

:16:02. > :16:05.patty. These are beautiful. Can you see me OK? I will put these here.

:16:06. > :16:12.With you in front of the audience, they trust me differently. If I

:16:13. > :16:16.reached into my pocket and got a billiard ball, and I say that this

:16:17. > :16:22.is a billiard ball, some people would not believe me, they sell

:16:23. > :16:28.billiard ball shells, and collapsible ones, but also because I

:16:29. > :16:33.am a liar. Let me prove that this is a solid billiard ball. With you

:16:34. > :16:36.here, I do not have to do that but I do it because I know it is Teller

:16:37. > :16:47.and it brings me joy! Make sure that is a real billiard ball, Natalia. Is

:16:48. > :16:53.it real? It is. Is this a real magic wand? Who cares! It is just dour

:16:54. > :17:01.covered with adhesive paper. Can you see OK? I am going to tap this three

:17:02. > :17:09.times, and on the third time it will vanish. Watch this carefully... One,

:17:10. > :17:16.two, three... LAUGHTER CLAPPING

:17:17. > :17:24.Did that take two seconds? If you have two seconds of full body

:17:25. > :17:28.wonder? And then collapsing into abject disappointment? That's all I

:17:29. > :17:32.get... Fortunately, for you and everyone else, we are two person

:17:33. > :17:37.performing ensemble. Teller is really good at this. Stand back and

:17:38. > :17:43.watch all of this... I will give you your glasses, hang on... Natalia!

:17:44. > :17:47.One of two things has happened... Either your glasses have magically

:17:48. > :17:52.vanished, or I no longer care about breaking them... Watch this... This

:17:53. > :18:00.might be a little more... Magical here. I'm going to hit him with a

:18:01. > :18:06.hammer... Natalia, I don't expect you to be able to see from over

:18:07. > :18:12.there... Will you go over there and pick those glasses off his head? And

:18:13. > :18:23.put them on your own... CLAPPING Are they your glasses? Clean them

:18:24. > :18:29.off... CLAPPING Absolutely superb! Amazing.

:18:30. > :18:34.Brilliant. How do you follow that? With just an illusion?

:18:35. > :18:38.# Prince Charming... In the early 80s, a whole raft of eye-catching

:18:39. > :18:41.new bands were coming from the club scene and taking the charts by

:18:42. > :18:47.storm. It was as much about the image as it was about the music. One

:18:48. > :18:56.of the frontrunners was Ligeon and his band, Imagination. In 1982, his

:18:57. > :19:02.son Just an Elution became a big hit. It was years of hard work to

:19:03. > :19:06.create the package... It always stood out, the sound of the music

:19:07. > :19:10.and the voices, and how we wrote the songs. We wanted to ensure that

:19:11. > :19:15.visually it was something that we would remember. To his best friend

:19:16. > :19:18.from school, the young man was always headed for success... He just

:19:19. > :19:26.had that flair. You heard him before you saw him! Whether it was singing

:19:27. > :19:31.at the top of his voice or with his ghetto blaster... Leee loves to

:19:32. > :19:37.arrive. Was he called Leee back then? No, he was Leslie McGregor, I

:19:38. > :19:42.called John, but then this triple T came about... What does it stand

:19:43. > :19:50.for? Extra exciting energy, or erotic, it depends on the day! When

:19:51. > :19:55.Leee recruited his bassist and drummer to form the band

:19:56. > :20:00.Imagination, Leee was there to share in their success... People would

:20:01. > :20:05.think I was part of the band, we would go to these swanky places, but

:20:06. > :20:09.who am I to say that I am not? He's got a brilliant voice, not many

:20:10. > :20:15.people can sing falsetto like that. Undoubtably they did a Top of the

:20:16. > :20:21.Pops performance that stuck in people's heads, sales catapulted.

:20:22. > :20:26.You had dreamt of this as a kid. The sound was unique, because the sound

:20:27. > :20:30.was driven by synthesised bass. There are no guitars, but a lot of

:20:31. > :20:35.riffs on the track, but they are played by a synthesiser.

:20:36. > :20:39.Simple, not cluttered. The tempo was much slower. Their success meant

:20:40. > :20:45.that Leee and their Patrice 's were under pressure to get their second

:20:46. > :20:50.album out straightaway. Suddenly, it changes. It is a job, it is work.

:20:51. > :20:55.And it is an industry. We've had a top album but now we need to start

:20:56. > :20:59.again from scratch. When will you write that hit song? The hit song

:21:00. > :21:04.came about because of Leee's new-found cynicism about the music

:21:05. > :21:09.business. I was disenchanted about things going on in the industry.

:21:10. > :21:15.Everything you saw, that you thought was real, wasn't. It was

:21:16. > :21:18.frustrating. You find that life became disillusioned. The pressure

:21:19. > :21:22.came to a head in the studio when Leee wanted to change is vocal style

:21:23. > :21:27.on the track and got into an argument with his producers. We were

:21:28. > :21:31.treading a thin line with what work went essentially pop records, but

:21:32. > :21:35.were making the dance charts. There was a formula that we wanted to

:21:36. > :21:42.stick to. Why did you want to change your voice? I love a wreath for

:21:43. > :21:47.Franklin. I wanted to do her voice. You think, why do I want to change

:21:48. > :21:53.this? -- Aretha Franklin. My mate was in the studio and said, you need

:21:54. > :21:58.to take a break. Keep your eyes on the prize, do not get derailed. I

:21:59. > :22:02.would tell him what he needs to know. Not necessarily what he wanted

:22:03. > :22:06.to know. Similar to myself, to does the same. I went outside and I

:22:07. > :22:13.remember clearly, it was a lovely night. It was hot. I went into the

:22:14. > :22:16.studio and did what I wanted. They go darling, you are fantastic, why

:22:17. > :22:23.did you do this before! It became one of our biggest hits. Leee may

:22:24. > :22:28.not wear outrageous costumes any more but today he is creating a

:22:29. > :22:35.special illusion here in a mirror maze just for the one show...

:22:36. > :22:45.# Is it really magic in the air? You come into the industry and think,

:22:46. > :22:53.will it last for ever? Next thing you know, that is it.

:22:54. > :22:57.# Just an illusion... My friends kept me grounded. 35 years later

:22:58. > :23:01.they are still there and I think that is what has sustained me. It

:23:02. > :23:11.shows that not everything is an illusion. Not friendship... STUDIO:

:23:12. > :23:18.You have got a good falsetto... Thanks! Carry on... He won't do it!

:23:19. > :23:24.If it has got you grooving, the new album is out on the 9th of June,

:23:25. > :23:32.called Retropia. Penn and Teller are with us on the sofa! Do you like

:23:33. > :23:37.songs about magic? No, if I hear magic man by Heart one more time...

:23:38. > :23:42.Every radio show I go on, they think it is clever! Playing a song from 40

:23:43. > :23:48.years ago that wasn't that good anyway but has that word in it...

:23:49. > :23:51.You touched on it at the start of the programme about how things were

:23:52. > :23:56.when he first got together. A lovely photo here, you been working

:23:57. > :24:01.together for more than 40 years. When you started out, what was the

:24:02. > :24:05.style of the show? Our style hasn't changed that much, I think we've got

:24:06. > :24:10.a bit weird as we've got older. And a little braver, which is dangerous.

:24:11. > :24:17.We are one of the few acts in show business who are more successful

:24:18. > :24:23.than we planned. We played for creepy little groups of people. It

:24:24. > :24:31.gave us a certain kind of humorous where we do not really worry too

:24:32. > :24:35.much about trying to be exactly popular, we just do what we think is

:24:36. > :24:44.good, and it's turned out that we have always been presently supplies.

:24:45. > :24:47.-- is a surprised. 40 years of working together and to do so well,

:24:48. > :24:51.it is incredible. There must be moments where you have creative

:24:52. > :24:58.differences, how do you work those out? Creative differences are what

:24:59. > :25:02.the fun is. We want to fight over every moment of the show but we do

:25:03. > :25:06.not have personal differences. Creative differences is a euphemism,

:25:07. > :25:10.it normally means that there are personal differences and calling it

:25:11. > :25:14.creative differences. You don't spend that much time together? We

:25:15. > :25:19.spend a lot of time together but not socially. We have our own lives. We

:25:20. > :25:25.first got together and it was not affection but respect. We wanted to

:25:26. > :25:31.work together. LAUGHTER It lasted a lot longer than

:25:32. > :25:35.affection, respect. Is one of you in charge of the technical side of

:25:36. > :25:39.coming up with new tricks? Teller is the brains, no doubt of that. The

:25:40. > :25:45.brains would not be the one talking all the time! Very good. You

:25:46. > :25:52.are bringing your show over to the UK, you will be going up to Glasgow,

:25:53. > :25:56.for the first time in Scotland. What can people expect? Most people who

:25:57. > :26:02.do a show in Las Vegas, it is well known and you move there, and you

:26:03. > :26:07.spend your days golfing and do the same show every night. We do not

:26:08. > :26:12.like golf, so we are working on new material. Do you? It is almost all

:26:13. > :26:17.knew from the last time that we played in the UK. We were arguing

:26:18. > :26:22.about that before. 80%, maybe more. This is stuff that isn't seen on

:26:23. > :26:26.television. Do you come over with huge crates of stuff? I'm not in

:26:27. > :26:29.charge of the containers, that is someone else's job. Shipping

:26:30. > :26:34.containers come across and we send stuff out, we have duplicates that

:26:35. > :26:38.go out a couple of months in advance, and we have a number of

:26:39. > :26:44.props that we need to make up for our lack of talent. LAUGHTER

:26:45. > :26:50.More big things to bring onstage! You say about keeping things fresh,

:26:51. > :26:53.how? You have new tricks for all of these shows? Yeah, we do it with

:26:54. > :26:59.brute force, we normally sit down over coffee, but one thing that has

:27:00. > :27:02.changed, it used to be 20 years ago when we were pitching an idea to one

:27:03. > :27:08.another, we would pitch things where this will be easy, we can do this

:27:09. > :27:11.easy, it will work out... Now, we only care about the hard stuff

:27:12. > :27:18.because we have enough new material to last us until we are dead. We

:27:19. > :27:26.intend to die in office! Die onstage, literally, for a change.

:27:27. > :27:29.So, we mostly want to do stuff that is wicked hard, things that others

:27:30. > :27:34.haven't done before and what we haven't done. And you loved and

:27:35. > :27:42.hated it almost in the magic world, because often... You give how you do

:27:43. > :27:48.the tricks away. Which some people in the Magic Circle... It's got an

:27:49. > :27:53.odd relationship with us. They asked us to do a museum case commemorating

:27:54. > :28:00.us. We have a picture of it... That is right in their museum. I was the

:28:01. > :28:03.one that wrote the Paul Daniels obituary for their magazine. We

:28:04. > :28:08.loved him. Even though we have written that stuff, they will not

:28:09. > :28:12.let us be members! We are not allowed to be members of a club that

:28:13. > :28:16.has our stuff in their museum, because they have this hard and fast

:28:17. > :28:25.rule about giving away magic secrets which is amazing, because defining a

:28:26. > :28:33.magic secrets so carefully, this would get us out of the Magic

:28:34. > :28:41.Circle... It is a coven of old men keeping secrets... And on that

:28:42. > :28:50.note... They just don't like us, we like them! CLAPPING

:28:51. > :28:53.Tickets are on sale now. Alex is back tomorrow with co-host Michael

:28:54. > :29:03.Ball. Don't all screen at once but Harry Styles will be performing

:29:04. > :29:05.outside. Nobody screams at all! Not one person screams! Come on, scream!